/heem/

>>77641166
Thank you calendarni**er

FORCE

Boxing headgear doesn't prevent concussions, only cuts

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Byrd vs Wallace
Dawson vs Diaz
Reed vs Olson
Day vs Alvarez
Masters vs Colleen

Groovy lando is absolutely gonna kill bobby green. Bobby was supposed to quit fighting to do construction boy needs some money

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SOON!

You know, what actually happened to spergOP? I actually liked the events and news.

>>77641204
Lando will probably win yeah, might get a flashy knockout too. Lando needs to mix some things up though, he actually relies a lot on his chin to keep him in the fight from what little we've seen

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>*smacks lips*
>"Ay yo Rusty, Russ, I'm gonna beat this dang ol train to the finish line baby"
>"Dis gonna be some fucking Nascar photo finish shit baby"
>*Chugs from Johnnie Walker bottle"
>Johnnie Walker blue label oh yeahhhh
>"Matt I don't think thumbs a good idea partner"
>"Relax, don't be a little bitch like Robbie or Pat. I remember when I pulled a gun on Robbie and he was crying, telling me he didn't wanna die. I remember Pat saying it wasn't good to molest the fighters but I didn't care. I was toughening them up. "
>"Real man don't fear death a real man doesn't fear getting ko'd or tapped out"
>"Hey Matt isn't that Rich Piana"
>"Yeah, that fucker owes me money and roids"
>"Aim for him Matt, yeeeehaaaaw"
>"I'm aiming I'm aiming"
>"Oh no Matt watch out the train!"
>"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL"

>>77641213
He is gonna be a completely different fighter when he steps in the cage next.

>>77641204
Depends which bobby green shows up. The one that keeps his hands down and talks for 15 minutes. Yes

>>77641213
He needs to take a page out of McGregor's book and knock off the spinning shit

>>77641134
Nope, nice try though.
Probably the most moronic poster in this thread right now, stupid..

>>77641213
I'd like to see him work on his wrestling and clinch work. That's where he started losing to Teymur.

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Test

>>77641232
that's not funny
>>77641296
my statement still stands

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>destroys all of heem with amplifying force pillows

>>77641318
Lol so youre the early thread spammer? Im shocked and amazed

>>77640815
He confused Tony, that's all. Tonys always had terrible striking defence. He has awful cardio, a stupid style. He is heem and reddits new meme fighter just like Gunnar Nelson

>>77641331
I'm not a spammer kiddo

>>77641367
For sure

>>77641358
Yeah 4chan only likes steady winners like Ryan Bader and Jared Rosholt

>>77641320
Except it doesn't. You're not all there. Mentally deranged from obsession of watching an autistic sport

Guys I'm now officially in love with Heather after watching MMA Hour

Is Rockhold vs Branch a mismatch? I haven't seen Branch at all in WSOF
>>77641374
>overeeem's face
kek

>>77641378
I like what I like. No need to do any armchair psychology because I'm a fan of something.

>>77641371
No they dickhop from hype train to hype train

>>77641391
Nah you tried to call me a casual after saying the stupidest shit ever, check yourself and I suggest you actually do a sport before talking because you're fucking clueless. Kys

>>77641374
Overeem realizing he's been eating inferior horse meat

>>77641358
>Tony has awful cardio
What's your source for this one mate. His striking defence also isn't terrible, I meant, it's carried him to his current win streak

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>>77641414
not all of us

>>77641432
Learn to read dumb fuck

I had a dream about Mayweather vs McGregor when I was napping a while ago. McGregor was getting fucked up by Mayweather. And then all of a sudden he just decided to fucking heem Mayweather into oblivion and he literally killed him in the process. He went for a double leg takedown and then got up and stomped his head in. The ref didn't even try to stop it, nobody did. They all just watched. Fucking weird shit man. Would be pretty funny if that actually happened though.

>>77641358
>He totally just out confused him my guy, tony's not even good he's just a meme fighter.

Would expect nothing less from a bong

>>77641414
what martial arts do you practice? definitely never wrestled based on your flag so I bet I could take you down at will

>>77641321
I wonder how many CTE related injuries occur every year from pillow fights. I feel like people should speak out more

>>77641455
That would be an ideal scenario

>>77641456
Tony is good, thats why he won

Lando is fucking garbage

>>77641374
somehow people like ubereem and sapp never bothered me with steroid use but jon jones and silva did.

It's weird

>>77641454
You don't have to act tough all the time bro

>>77641474
>tonys just a meme fighter with a stupid style no cardio and bad striking defence

>n-no tonys good, landos bad!!

Stop responding now retard.

>>77641487
Coming from the idiot who thinks Tony has bad cardio

>>77641490
Lando is fucking garbage, Tony is good but has garbage qualities Adan

>>77641502
Did lando fuck your girl or something ?

>>77641502
I don't think Tony has bad cardio, what the hell are you reading.
Why are you still acting tough my guy? It's 2am, simmer down it'll be alright.

>>77641502
why does everyone know everyone's names on here? it's fucking weird

>Tony has bad cardio
This is even worse than amplifiers

>>77641523
Nah let's be real, it isn't, amplifiers might even be a new benchmark

>>77641511
A fucking Leaf
What do you expect 300 pounder

>>77641516
I said Lando has bad cardio and you go >UHH TONY DOESNT HAVE BAD CARDIO SAUCE REDDIT DOWNVOTE!!!
Fucking bong dumb cunt

>>77641519
adan has been sperging out on these threads for over 2 years now

>>77641541
Calm down mate. Misinterpreted your bad sentence structure, don't blame me. I think the Canadian did the same, considering his greentext here >>77641490.

You're more at fault, but it's cool mate. Shit happens. Just stop acting tough online, it's not good for you. It'll be OK, get some rest

>>77641519
We have monthly meetups in Coral Springs unironically, newfag

Me, Coral, IMG_Bros, calendarbro, sometimes adan, and other anons all chill for a weekend each month and roll at ATT

>>77641560
Lmao I'd slap the shit out of you. Go jerk off over since strikeforce my guy

Adding more mass to something amplifies the force. That's pretty basic physics. That doesn't mean no protection is necessarily all around safer though

Why is it so hard to find middle ground?

>>77641580
Come on, you and I both know you're not really going to do anything. This tough guy persona won't do you much good, just drop it lad

>>77641562
this is really disturbing. you really seem like you want to have heem friends so bad. You gotta go outside man

>>77641562
there should unironically be a heem meetup at the next florida card

>>77641609
Lol, they are my friends you dork. We see each other monthly and get wasted in one of the greatest places on Earth

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Did this all start because I said Abel would beat Lando?

Also why do people reply to obvious bait?

>>77641457
Kek, wrestling is gay as fuck, you loser. I would heem you in less than a minute with my combination of Judo and Muay Thai. Fuck off and die, fag.

>>77641562
Really? I'd love to train there

>>77641519
It's the same people the cry about being anonymous

>>77641623
i get it you're trolling but just think about how sad this looks from the outside. pretending you meet up with imaginary friends from the internet that dont even know you exist? thats a low

There is more than 1 Canadian poster here i'm not Adan i am white and i have a white name

>>77641605
Your so upset its hilarious. Maybe try not getting this upset next time you get exposed on heem

>>77641624
>for sure since strikeforce my man
Why you samefagging you idiot

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>77641648
Lol you're just mad you never get invited because you're a stinky fat nerd

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>103 posts

>>77641652
Mate I've no reason to be upset, just looking out for you

>>77641633
I placed second at the last judo tournament I did. Try again

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>>77641661
>/fa/

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Stop replying to him

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>>77641658
At EA UFC 2 right?

There is literally one Brit on heem and you cant convince me otherwise

>>77641702
go away TJ you lost to Mr. Glass

>>77641743
Cruz won the decision, TJ won the fight

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>>77641742
I'm the only good brit

>>77641742
The other one is one of the spammer's proxies

DC said on the MMAhour he'll work his way back to Jon, but that fight should never be allowed to be sanctioned ever again.

Jon literally broke him.

>>77641778
He looked amazing before he fell for his old tendency. This is apparently something jon and his camp had scoped out before their first fight. Hell even DC knew he did it.

It didn't work the first fight because they trained specifically against it. Seems like DC fell back into the habit after such a good first round.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTuH-u1qVg

DC can't beat jon though. I feel like if there was the exact same fighter and it wasn't jon jones DC could win. Just not against jones.

>Georges St-Pierre Says Contractually He Must Defend Middleweight Title If He Beats Michael Bisping

what will happen

>>77641166

lmao nice OP spergy

>>77641815

GSP will beat Bisping

and then Whittaker

and then Weidman

in that order

double spacing

lol

>>77641815
Aliens attack again

How long till el cucuy beats Khabib?

>>77641815
why must we commonwealth bros hurt each other, seems it's how it has to be to keep the belt away from roidmericans and hueman growth hormones

>>77641757
Will Conor use these same angles against Floyd?

>>77641757
Is this what schaub meant by out awkwarding ?

>>77641831
why'd you start tripping again bud?

>>77641840
Gsp was a known roider hate to break it to a fanboy like yourself. Why would anybody cheer for that boring french faggot he was a greaser and a roider

>>77641860
I've always tripped. I just haven't been in heem

>both brits fucked off at the same time

Really makes me think

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>>77641842
>>77641846
Nah that's just good head movement. He meant the stance my guy

>>77641872
yah lol

>>77641860
are you the canadian that loves Gina Carano and Fedor?

>>77641842
>>77641846
Abel would have killed Lando

>>77641757
that backfist at the start would have led to a finish vs anyone else at 155

just a fookin granite

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>77641896
nah dude

Megan
<----


>>77641908
do you think this actually legit bugs buddy?

>>77641908
>>77641916
Samefag with 4chan Pass

>>77641898
Good thing abel got injured instead of lando heeming him stiff on national tv. He probably isnt even injured just realized he made a mistake signing that contract

>>77641941
3/10

>>77641941
what if Bobby beats Lando, that would be depressing

>>77641901
His striking defence really is sloppy the bong wasn't wrong

>>77641979
Shut the fuck up you are literally the worst poster here go to sleep before I put you to sleep i will literally fly to your sharia shithole

>>77641989
He will still beat Khabib though

>>77641838
I wonder if they'll try and put them on for 216. It doesn't have a main event. However that would be idiotic because of the 60% chance that the fight gets cancelled.

>>77641973
Bobbys head isnt in the fight game anymore, dont see that happening. I see a performance bonus for Groovy

>>77641989
How do you know which poster he is?

whos the cuck that thinks he's smart but says energy can't be absorb/transformed and that F=mv instead of ma

what a fucking tard

why dont things like this exist in mma any more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv-1ocixzy4

i'd like to see new young journalist try stuff like this with fighters

Best poster on heem: ThatOneCodyFan

Worst poster on heem:
KevinLee/RobertWhittaker/MaxHolloway fan

>>77642073
Energy can't be absorbed. That's not the same as changing state you dumbass

>>77642089
DontWantToDoDaDamnTing.jpeg

>>77642089
worst is calendernigger
best is coral springs

>>77642089
Those are both you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKp7_nKgjvs

welp time to bet the house on floyd

>>77642121
I wish. Cody fan will literally never be topped. Predicted cody by points and that he would get injured

>>77642106
in layman's terms of course, dumbass. implied the /transformed right fucking after it. can't make a positive assumption about what others may be saying between the lines? fuck off.

>>77642156
>implied the transformed right fucking after it

Why would you? That literally has nothing to do with absorption whatsoever speaking physics or generally you fucking moron. Read between the lines you're saying two outright different things you inbred monkey

You're as dumb as either of those idiots that were arguing before.

>>77642145
Did he get Santiago beating Gunnar or Jorge beating Cowboy though?

since romero couldn't use much wrestling on whittaker, surely gsp is fucked if he has to defend against robert?

>>77642199
Alot of people got jorge beating cowboy

>>77642189
when in context of head gear you could absolutely pass with saying energy/power is absorbed/deflected/blocked. only an autistic manchild would lose their shit over such simplifications and abstractions. fuck off you useless mongrel. get a fucking life, 100 IQ having ass monkey.

>>77642211
Depends. GSP can mix it up far better than Romero and has one of the best double legs in MMA, when he gets it to the ground too he can control fighters very well. Also has a much better gas tank. Whittaker has superb takedown defense and scrambling ability but if he gets put flat on his back it'd be interesting to see what GSP can do.

>>77642211
GSP has better pressure on top than Romero, who in turn was still able to take down Whittaker. I still think Bobby wins it.

>>77641197
fight me picksnigger

>>77642211
dude. i dont know if you recall or not but GSP is GSP. you know, a top 3 GOAT? yoels wrestling is extravagant, GSP's wrestling is efficient

>>77642223
>absorbed/deflected/blocked

These have absolutely nothing to do with each other jesus christ you are so so so so stupid. The entire autistic debate could've been solved by avoiding such dumb abstractions or even plain english, both of which you are hilariously failing at the moment

I legitimately think I'm talking to a 14 year old NO ONE is this dense and obtuse over something so fucking basic and actually had their balls fully drop

Christ almighty get out of my head you fucking worm

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>>77641197
Wallace
Dawson
Reed
Day
Colleen

>>77642216
I know, he was still good odds though. A few people called me stupid when I said he would win

>>77642227
>>77642233
>>77642255
but yoel is bigger and stronger, his wrestling proved to be VERY good against weidman. Maybe whittaker has the best TDD

>>77642297
GSP always seemed like a pretty big welterweight to me but then you compare him to someone like Yoel, Weidman, or even Bisping and he looks like a twerp

>>77642260
they do. they are words of the english language which when used in context of our situation should imply that the headgear is able to partially null incoming force for the wearer. you're just arguing semantics from an autistic scientific standard perspective, fuck off. worm.

>>77642297
Yoel is an amazing freestyle wrestler, in that he can take down almost anyone at will but he never really used his wrestling to keep someone down. I would say that he's stronger and more athletic than GSP, so I'd say that based off of Whittaker's TDD and wrestling that he would be able to keep the fight standing.

>>77642309
I'm arguing semantics because the words you're using literally do not mean what you think they do you're literally making up your own language for the sake of an argument

>from an autistic scientific standard perspective

Literally trolling at this point

>>77642297
>yoel is bigger and stronger

someone's been listening to joe rogan too much. they're really not dissimilar in size, especially since gsp isnt used to shrinking himself to 170 all the time, i'd imagine

>muh jacked fighter!! very fantastic body!!

Whittaker would actually KO GSP unironically

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Pettis-Poirier is on

>>77642359
Spicy banger incoming

Pettis-Miller was a draw

>>77642359
Rip dustin. Pettis found his groove again i think he figured out how to beat USADA again

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>tfw could permaheem everyone ITT with these bad boys on me

>>77642359
Poirier will win

>>77642359
>Pettis-Porier
>Alvarez-Gaethje
things went better than expected, fuck that rematch

This is on my Facebook because Cody said boy

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Forgot it

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Reddit endorsed """matchups""":
Gus vs Jones 2
Whittaker vs Bisping
Ferguson vs Khabib
Poirier vs Alvarez 2

4chan approved bangers:
Jones vs Oezdemir
Bisping vs GSP
McGregor vs Khabib
Lee vs Ferguson

>>77642454
Is the owner of this post of a non white skin color by any chance ?

>>77642359
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/pettis/

>>77642459
stop posting this list. no one cares

>>77642459
Id rather see gus vs oez as a number one contender fight, see what oez is made of.

>cops fine me for riding my motorcycle without a helmet on
fucking spergs want me to absorb amplified force from the asphalt i guess

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>>77642484
I bet you're really looking forward to Gus vs Jones 2!

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>>77641318

>>77642459
>Jones vs. literal who that went to a split with OSP

No thanks dude

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>>77641908

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>>77642486
He needs to face a good wrestler. Shame that Davis and Bader are gone.
>>77642497
A split decision for a fight that he took on short notice while making his debut in the UFC against a fighter who was supposed to demolish him.

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>>77642494
>not wanting to watch Gus beat JBJ again

>>77642118
Bless.

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Soon lads

>>77642480
he was right to leave this cancer

>>77642512
Jones will finish nu-Gus this time

what are some of your best picks/bets lads?

>>77641586
How would absolute prime Hunto do in todays UFC?

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>>77641197
Byrd
Diaz
Reed
Alvarez
Colleen

If OSP trained at Blackzilians or ATT he would've been a legit GOAT

Prove me wrong

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>>77641197
Byrd
Dawson
Reed
Alvarez
Colleen

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*amplifies your tears*

>>77642496
Lmao this spergy

>>77642586
You're talking about the guy I replied to, right?

Is Datsik /heem/ the fighter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvaNG91gegA

>>77642589
You're my favorite sperg on /heem/ coralsprings

>>77642608
Why are you starting this again? Got my old token back btw
>>77642624
Thank you kinda sorta I guess

>>77642608
post schaubfolder

>>77642557
none to really write home about

masvidal/cerrone
Whittaker/Jacare
Ponzinibbio/Gunnar
Teymur/Lando
Cody/Cruz

>>77642664
Bless you for the ARK tip a few months ago.

>>77642664
why do you continue to shit this place up even after getting coral spergs to stop attentionwhoring?

>>77642704
>getting coral spergs to stop attentionwhoring?
Implying I ever was in the first place, I'm just tired of getting banned. My attitude towards some of you has shifted, I used to see all the good, but now I have to make an effort to.

>>77642704
>Trying to reason with someone with a scat collection

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does he really wanna fight or is it the CTE from all the amplified force his headgear gave him?

>>77642720
>he attention whores all the time
This is coming from a guy that spams his gay porn collective with massive text walls. So I'll brush it off.

Anyone else here really like EBI? I hadnt been paying attention to it since last month but now I'm hooked and have been burning through it. I cant imagine why pro-grappling would use any other rule set ever again.

>>77642734
Boy, am I glad I'll never be as mentally inept as you. Makes me sleep well at night.

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>headgear doesn't amplify for-

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>>77642748
>CORALSPRINGS IS LITERALLY EJSUS CHRIST JEW ON A STICK

What did the degenerate spammer mean by this?

>he put a trip on so we can filter him even easier

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>>77642780
>dickshit

>>77642741
Look at the size of her head from that HGH.

>>77642780
shitty trip
nothing opinions

ban him

literally off topic

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>>77642796
Just know this is the type of people you associate with as a Schaub hater>>77642780

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>>77642822
>>77642813
And people have the audacity to call me the biggest sperg here lol

This is absolute insanity.

>It's a mandrama loser
To the shock of absolutely nobody. WWE causes chronic brain damage.

I-Is it safe?

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>>77642846
He admitted this a while ago

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Reminder that 10-10 rounds are real and you are a casual faggot if you have ever said otherwise

>>77642852
Wow 3 months later and him and his imaginary discord buddies still haven't gotten us booted to /asp/. Very incompetent and low energy. Sad!

Hector Lombard will beat Smith

>>77642852
>>77642886

this is so fuckin dumb lol

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>>77642724
>all these faggots angling for money fights

when are they just going to throw all dignity out of combat sports and go full wwf with a money in the bank ladder match?

This general will never get moved to /asp/

>>77642918
I'd watch that desu
ladder match for true #1 p4p spot. Put all debate to rest

Ah so this is the person who brings up Bisping every other hour

>>77642903
Doubt it. Hectors flushed, smith is a bad matchup for him has a ton of heart while hector has zero.

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>>77642359
Really hoping Dustin heems Anthony "Somtimes" Pettis. I doubt it though because he's got a good chin. Get his ass beat at least. He's one of those cancerous "counter strikers" like Woodley that bitches about his losses. When guys aren't plodding forward to him and he gets all rustled.

>>77642928
I didn't read a word of your post and no one else cares dude

>>77642956
What went so wrong in your life that you make posts like these to cope?

>>77642953
Pettis isn't like Woodley at all.
In fact, I can't think of many boring Pettis fight at all outside of Alvarez, but that was because Alvarez was imposing his gameplan of wall and stall.
I think Pettis might win that one, I just think it's a bit bullshit that Dustin/Alvarez went to an NC, when it really should have been a DQ win for Dustin. Just resolve that shite, I'd rather Gaethje got someone else too.
I mean, isn't Alvarez further down the rankings than MJ anyway? Give him Barboza or something, not sure what he's doing next

>>77642940
It will probably get cancelled like every good fight

boys I don't know if I've ever revved him up this bad, sorry my dudes

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>>77642963
oh are you triggered!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want you to beg me for another reply stinky little reddit BITCH

>>77642978
That cards looking fairly spicy with platinum vs thiago alves too.

>spammer is trying to impersonate me again
Not gonna work this time, bud. No more posts from me until you get banned.

>>77643001
no one cares

>>77642981
What are you doing?

it's actually kind of fun to try to imagine what his life is like lol

>>77643019
He posts on /b/ so he's probably underage or 18. Probably got bullied a lot in school.

Just ignore it and itll go away. Report and hide

>>77643023
I'd bet on abused by father, but bullied in school is a strong bet as well

I'd give you -180 on bullied in school

what kind of odds will you give me on him being a manlet?

>>77643039
-450 he's under 6'0"

No shot this guy has any self-esteem.

RANGEBAN THIS GUY

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>no UFC til September

hooly fuck boys its only Aug 14th, at this rate we might reach the logical conclusion of autism as we know it

>>77643078
shut the fuck up you're always the first one to join his threads and jerk him off now deal with him faggot

>>77643039
>what kind of odds will you give me on him being a manlet?

-800 but that's the best I can do

>>77642971
I admit I'm being selective with my memory. You can't resolve that shit because of "muh bad blood,muh ratings".

MJ is 9.
Eddie is 3.
Pettis is 13.
Justin is 5.

Holy shit these rankings are a mess.

>>77643043
>>77643087

christ boys those are steep

>>77643090
>Eddie is 3.
I swear he's been bumped up there.
MJ was #6 or something when he faced Gaethje I'm sure. How the hell is Alvarez at #3? I remember him being bumped down I swear

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>>77642996
Yeah I just was really hyped for Abel

>>77643091

lol I remember my first beer

>>77643095
Under/Over 350 lbs

Yes -120
No +150

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>>77643091
>this is adan btw coralsprings i thoguht id let you know we talk on the discord all the time and thats not a joke
I don't believe it.

>Coralsprings is the greatest thing ever high five bro the h8rs will be in shambles my guy!
IMG poster is a good dude, he's positive vibes. Why do you have to impersonate him of all people?

>>77643078
Just this one time I'll believe you, do you really communicate with this guy on discord? Are you really Adan?

>>77643119
How tall are you? We're trying to settle a bet.

>>77643111
now those are interesting

I dunno, if he's a manlet being over 350 is fucking enormous

>>77643119
Did your dad beat you up again?

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>>77643103
>Khabib at 1 despite not fighting for 300 years

Really hoping Kevin Lee makes some waves. I like how rustles people like Tony.

>>77643142
Has a pony-tail

Yes -110
No -105

>>77643146
Lee's wrestling is unreal dude. He's annoying but he's a great fighter

>>77643152
That's a good one, how about

Last time he brushed his teeth o/u 6.5 days ago?

We *could* and im not even saying we should, but we could learn something from the spammer.

He represents everything wrong with heem, the worst parts, everything bad we do, the shitflinging, the drama, turbosperging. Everything. All of our actions manifest in his presence and actions. I feel like in a way. If we move on from such things (or at the very least in moderation), then the spammer will finally cease

Im not saying capitulate and let the spammer beat us, but what if we are all the spammer in a way, and at the same time none of us are?

Something to sleep on

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How would lil peep do in MMA? does being emo help you fight

>>77643146
Kevin Lee is too chinny and not good enough at striking at the moment

>>77643078
what's with your obsession with schaub, bud?

>>77643164
>Last time he brushed his teeth

Over 6.5 -1200
Under 6.5 +450

>>77643168
What is your favourite lil peep song? Mine is star shopping

>>77643158
It's odd that he's such a good wrestler despite not having the experience that other guys do. He wrestled in the same league that I did and it's not exactly competitive compared to D1 programs.

Lee's standup does need some work so I hope that working with TMT helps.

>>77643168
SWITCHBLADES

>>77643158
>unreal
He's obviously good, but I don't think I've seen anything to really support this. I mean, Chiesa is really his best win, though he did do that pretty quick

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>>77643177
>Kevin Lee is too chinny
That's what happens when the guy on the right beats the shit out of you on the daily. Stay in you lane Kevin.

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>>77643116
I have no idea how discord works, never been on it

>>77643039
>only -180 on being bullied

This is the best bet of 2017

>>77643192
Chiesa is a good grappler though man. I think Lee has looked pretty damn good, Trinaldo is a handful and Lee chokied his ass

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How do I achieve Dana mode natty?

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>>77643188
In high school I was a loner
I was a reject, I was a poser
Multiple personalities, I'm bipolar

>>77643210
Good, don't associate with that guy.

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>>77643222
do you have access to aborted fetuses?

What are the odds on the spammer having an alcoholic parent?

>>77643218
Yeah I agree he's good, can't deny that but unreal just seems a bit much to me. As in, I've not seen anything that really stands out. If I remember right he was rocked by Trinaldo, then later rocked him which led to the sub. Guess I need to see more of him against top guys. I've never been overly impressed with his wrestling, what's his background anyway?

>>77643246
almost certainly dude, probably -250ish

>>77642561
Heavyweight champ

>>77643246
I'd take that bet

>>77643246
Give me better prop bets dude not ones with -1000 odds man

>>77643250
I honestly don't know that much about him my dude

I'm not sure if he looked overly good vs Trinaldo, I think you're right that he rocked him before the sub

>>77643266
What about odds he's a registered sex offender?

Did you guys ever play the UFC dreamcast game?

>>77643280
That's a tough one now. -200 might be worth a sprinkle.

>>77643311
It appears we are hitting a nerve with you. You haven't denied a single thing lol.

>>77643322
No, what was it like?

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fucking filter and stop replying you fags

Can you imagine talking about nothing but a boogeyman you can filter with a FLICK A DA WRIST REAL NIGGAS KNOW ME

VROOOM VROOOOOOOM

more than your favorite female fighter?

Balding

Yes -550
No +750

>>77643330
No idea but the footage of it is funny and the roster is classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdaqipplAr8

>>77643342
Ground game looks as tricky to control then as it does now in 2017
Funny actually, heems looks cool though

>>77643342
I'm thinking of getting UFC 2 for PS4 but people always complain here that the grappling system is broken.

Damn, Abel was about to end the banana man meme

>>77643105
Yeah i was stoked to see him get heemed stiff by groovy king too. But bobby green will do

>>77643342
>This game has Big John complete with catchphrase
>EA UFC 2 doesn't
Wew

>>77643362
When you manage to get a submission attempt it's an auto win.
>>77643363
It's a load of shit. Khabib gets rag dolled by McGregor.
>>77643373
Standards have declined over the years I guess. Fucking Bruce Lee is unbeatable despite all reason.

Dear /heem/

I want all of you to know how much I deeply care for you faggots. /heem/ is the only reason that I wake up in the morning, I don't visit other sites, or even other boards. /heem/ is my only passion in life, I literally have nothing else. At all. This however will be my last post. I will be enjoying a dinner of Klonopin, Xanax and Vodka tonight, and I will finally feel the sweet release from the tight clutches of life, and I will softly sway into the warm and empty embrace of the eternal slumber. No, this is not satire. I will miss you all, and I will miss posting here, with you guys, my only true friends in life. I truly love you dickheads. Between all the bantz, the shitposting, the arguments, and most of all, the laughs, it's been a great time. Goodbye, and goodnight, /heem/.

Love, Anon.

P.S. Bisping is still a fucking pussy.

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>>77643410
I really hope this is just a meme. If not then don't do it and tell us what's the matter.

>>77642561
absolute prime Hunt cannot stop takedowns so he'd be nothing.

Prime hunto plus current hunto TDD would be very good

>>77643410
Follow up question: are you the spammer?

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>>77643410
There are still many spicy bangers to be watched with us brother. /heem/ is indeed a family and there are many more memories to be had here, hang on please, for all of us. I consider you a true friend as well.

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>>77643410
>it couldn't be an Australian that was planning suicide

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>>77643410
watch a match with us man. no need to go through with this stuff right now.

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https://youtu.be/a7jse0zJD8s

>>77643322
>>77643342

that game and Shenmue were the only things on Dreamcast that I ever played lol

>>77643410
come on bud lol

>>77643460
I never played Shenmue but heard it was great. Wasn't there supposed to be a new remaster coming out or something?

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Everyone knows what the real MMA game of our time is. Precision beats graphics,and timing beats graphics too.

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>>77643410
there's always something to live for, even if its just the memes

>>77643338
Shaving head since 18 right in the feels

>>77643475
it was fucking hard to get into but it was fun as fuck once you got the hang of it. towards the end of the game you're constantly fighting like four guys and just kicking their asses lol

I did hear about that remaster or whatever but I haven't looked into it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXzNOJHnMlA/

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>>77643525
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BXzNOJHnMlA/

>>77643525
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BXzNOJHnMlA/
wtf is that

>>77643525
doesnt really even sound like him

>>77643549
If you've heard him speaking directly with another Irish person he sounds like that. It's weird.

>>77643543
Conor trying to fuck some skank. He's asking her when she goes in to work so he can bang and treat her nice when she gets out.

>>77643549
Trust me my man. It's him.

>>77643549
>>77643557
>>77643557
It sounds like some random ass dude.

>>77643525
i'd believe it if not every cunt from ireland sounded like him

>>77643562
his voice is usually a little higher pitched

also cos i dont follow this boxing shit, where is he training right now

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Post the best walkout songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwm_3p-tlGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0cXOMpj5RQ

https://youtu.be/l2PIL1tEuHE

SCHAUBFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>77643577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uGUCr7EVeA

the fight is in 11 days. this shit is really happening. i still can't believe it

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>>77643410
I hope your memeing lad, life is worth living

>>77643586
I remember when Mousasi fought Jacare the second time he had some weird ass music.

>>77643577
that chuck intro, along with Tito's hair and Ferguson's sunglasses/tattoo/persona is the epitome of early 2000s

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>>77643372
Trujillo would have killed Lando, no questions asked.


Bobby Green will probably get caught but if not Lando will gas and lose again

>>77643583
ironic casual talking to a real fighter LOL

>>77643612
Lando would out awkward Trujillo easily. Trujillos a nobody just a journeyman

>>77643601
Moose is severely underrated, hopefully he makes an impact in his Belator debut. I do mean that unironically.

>>77643626ff
>Trujillos a nobody just a journeyman
Lmao idiot

>>77643612
>*pulls your pants down*
>*lodges thumb deep in your eye*
>*punches you*
*pokes you again in the eye for good measure*
>Fufufufu...rules?...rules are...for the weak...and the cowards...who can't seize...victory...

Fucks sakes is Ponzi scheme the dirtiest fighter in the UFC?

>>77643635
They can fight again it'd be the same outcome, Gunnar laid the fuck out on canvas

>>77643410
Dont

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org

Theres a purpose for everyone and everything. You can find yours and that isnt what your currently thinking. Suffering is a vital part of our existence. It makes us full. But it doesn't have to consume us

>>77643645
We won't know until they declare this shit a no contest and run it back

>>77643654
It's not gonna be NC keep dreaming Gunni