/Heem/

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>77615241
lithcuck

>>77614252
holy shit why wasn't this stopped

>>77615276
If she dies, she dies.

>“There’s only one person I know,” he said, “who has never made a mistake. He’s my mentor and his name is Jesus Christ.

>“May God bless all of you, even those that have written hurtful things toward me and Holly’s corner.”

Post your favorite lopsided fight

ask the only real fighter here anything.

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>No fights until September

>>77615347
Do your hands hurt in the cold?

>>77615353
This was meant for >>77615322

>>77615322
Jon vs. DC 1 and Jon vs. DC 2

>>77615347
Does Pope shit in the woods ?

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>>77615322
>pic related
I dislike hendricks and wonderboy is my BOY so this fight was very enjoyable to watch

>>77615348
Invicta on the 31st, lad!

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>>77615322

name one clean fighter

>>77615425
Mark Hunt

>>77615272
Floyd should've worn one of those manlet shoes to look taller
This is embarrassing

>>77615423
Was Joanna/Pasta more lopsided than Esparza? I've never rewatched them.

money money money money money team

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>>77615425
Filthy Tom Lawlor.

>>77615435
>being ashamed of your height
I think you might be the true manlet, lad.

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<--- taco with extra salsa

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>>77615322
Perhaps the greatest lopsided fight of all time

>>77615463
>being ashamed of your height
Am I though?

Conor has won already. There's no way Floyd will beat this man

>>77615573
Have you bet your youth allowance yet?

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>>77615322

>>77615573
but floyds dad says he's trash

>>77615322
Khabib vs Tiramisu

>>77615573
He's fighting Floyd jr, not Floyd. You may want to recheck your math.

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>>77615521
>Anderson shadowrealming Forrest that effortlessly

wew

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>>77615438
Pasta got bloodied up way more but lasted longer

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>>77615693
>>77615423
Poor Spaghetti ;_;

>>77615520
>taco
>salsa

wat

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXtu376gudS/

Have we discussed Eric Koch's awful new tattoo?

>>77615677
He was truly something else during his prime.

Makes me sad how he's letting his legacy get watered down by continuing to fight. Anybody who got into watching the sport for the past 4 years or so will never get what it was like to watch him fight back in the early-mid 2000's.

>be me
>working an event with some young people
>find out this young kid, 16 or so, trains & likes mma
>start asking who his fav fighter is
>he doesn't really have a straight answer cause he's sort of shy
>start throwing out names to see how he reacts
>mcgregor
>jon jones
>chuck liddel
>anderson silva
Oh yea that's the guy who broke his leg right
>facepalm

>>77615819
I guess he doesn't have retirement money yet.

It continues to amaze me that there are people dumb enough to think Conor is a racist. He modeled his persona after and borrowed his nickname from Bigge Smalls, who was both a dark skinned black guy and a legit born in the hood rapper. Now Conor is kind of a dick when he feels like it, so I could totally believe he was riding the line on purpose with the "dance for me boy" stuff to get in floyds head. Also, cholo isn't a racial slur, is just a slang term for Hispanic gangsters

>>77615919
He built a brand new home in Palos Verdes. He doesn't need the money

>>77616013
Shut up, nerd. No one cares.

>>77616013
That's just the world we live in now, anon. There's a clear difference between saying a hurtful/derogatory word or phrase to somebody to piss them off, fuck with them, etc. and actually hating an entire race of people. For those who take this shit seriously and start calling everyone racist/bigot/etc. at the drop of a hat I just look at it as a way to easily spot people who I want nothing to do with

>>77616013
he's not racist, he explained/replied to the accusations in the helwani interview

>>77615919
>>77616046
Yea pretty sure between all of his fight & sponsorship earnings, tv and movie appearances, income from his gym, and so on, he's more than set. I think he's trying to find that perfect fight & another spectacular finish to punctuate his career but I just don't think it's gonna happen unless they put him up against somebody who is similarly on such a down-swing like Rashad, Johny, Vitor, etc.

>>77615210
IF conor beats floyd... Where does that put him in the p4p rankings @boxing? It feels like everyone will say that Floyd is old and retired/didn't take it seriously if he loses... Thoughts?

>>77616077
And the conditioning starts to crack. Before long you'll be questioning why calling a spade a spade is a bad thing.

>>77615463
god fucking damn i miss rory

why did the UFC let him go? and moose? just doesn't make sense

>>77616013
No one here said anything about conor being racist until you did. Relax, snowflake.

>>77616311
That didn't make any sense anon

>>77616326
Power play to all the other people who keep bitching about pay. They're basically saying look we don't give a fuck if you're unranked, or literally just fought for the title - you're getting paid what we say we're gonna pay you. That way less fighters will use leaving the UFC as a negotiating tactic. And then you'll obviously have those like Rory and Mousasi who actually go through with it

>>77615677
Forrest had a shit gameplay

>le just run foward swinging at a guy with a longer reach

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Conor McGregor

How come it seems like boxers never pull out of fights due to injury but it happens all the time in MMA? Or do I just not pay close enough attention to boxing.

>>77616407
>>77616326
UFC also have this mentality that if you lose a title fight you'll be pretty lucky to get another shot. And if you lose 2 you may as well be pooched.

Besides at the time I'm pretty sure they were banking on Rory having a decline due to his facial injuries; however, letting him have the time off during those contract disputes/next bout signing was probably the best thing for him. Allowed him to recover properly instead of rushing him back into a fight only to accumulate more damage.

>>77616421
A guy just pulled out of box for slipping in the shower and gashing himself, but I forget the name.

>>77616421
Pro boxers aren't C level athletes like mma fighters

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Is 5'10 too short to be a middleweight?

>>77615677
why are cropped porn faces so funny?

>>77616632
the memes about him being dumb are true i guess kek

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>>77616641
What is this shit?

https://youtu.be/rc2oizSsmUs

Now mock me for being vegetarian

>>77616537
The timing just sucks though knowing what we know now, because now Tyron is champ, has defended his belt 3 times, and doesn't have any serious contenders coming up. Although I know what you mean about guys not getting multiple shots at the belt, now would be a pretty good time for Rory to step up since he gave Tyron his last loss and it wasn't even a close fight. All irrelevant now, he's off in Bellator fighting fights that nobody's watching

>>77616995
Burgers cooked in some kind of dough served with nuggets ? and ketchup.
Seems pointless

>>77615272
That has to be shooped

it's so sad watching a nick/nate diaz video from 10 years ago and comparing it to one from now

they were quite articulate nice guys, now they slur their words and can't say anything meaningful. CTE or just brain damage from being constantly high?

>>77617080
I notice a bigger difference with Nate. There's even a noticeable difference between the way he talks now and the way he sounded during the octagon interview after the michael johnson fight. The mcgregor fights took a toll on him for sure.

nate in the courtroom be like

judge:all rise motherfuckers

nate doesnt move

judge:im not suprised motherfucker.

>>77617130
Which youtube video did you take that comment from?

So, question about the whole McGregor knocking out Floyd possibility. It's obvious that Conor was not holding back during the Paulie sparring session. And, although it is selective footage showing only Conor's best moments, it's clear that he was tagging Paulie up pretty good. That said, if Conor had been able to KO Paulie, you best believe that shit would be all over the internet.

So. If Conor couldn't KO Paulie, what makes people think he can KO Floyd, who is leagues ahead of Paulie skill-wise and is the best defensive boxer of all time?

>>77616995
big mac ice cream.

>>77617207
Paulie is claiming they only showed footage of him in the last couple of rounds when he was gassed and that he did much better the rest of the spar. Floyd won't gas and he's also twice the fighter Paulie is. Anyone who thinks Conor has a chance is an idiot.

>>77617172
they all have the same comments so it doesn't matter

>>77617267
Yea, like I said, it's obvious that the footage was selective. Of course they're not gonna show Conor looking mediocre or getting tagged up.

I just don't see what people are basing the KO thing off of. If he's gonna KO Floyd, how is it that he couldn't even KO Paulie?

Fun fact: nobody has ever knocked out a Diaz brother.

>>77617373
they have been tkod

>>77617207
16oz gloves

>>77617373
Daley knocked nick out but woke him up again.

>>77615322
GSP vs Koscheck 2

That was the end for Koscheck.

>>77617284
I don't know what to tell you bub, sometimes Anderson Silva can't get the job done.

>>77617373
Josh Thomson humiliated Nate, funny how time forgets these things.

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Jones pushed Cormier down, he was frustrated he was getting tagged, it wasn't a knock down. Cormier was winning the rest of the fight

stipe knocked out overeem the canvas woke stipe up
-connor ruebusch (mma analyst, boxing expert)

>>77617609
Why was your thread deleted? It's not like this one had any good mma news or links.

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>>77615272
When will they learn?

https://youtu.be/b8QnRTXg2fg

Was so happy when Rashad beat him, he lost to a fighter so much smaller than him

>>77616013
>>77616137
Get these terrible posts out of my face

>>77617648
Because it was early and he needs to be punished.

>>77617670
You have been browsing reddit?

>>77617670
This fight had so much hype around it, I remember even hearing kids in school talking about it. UFC should've built a better undercard around it, because I had never heard the same kids talk about the UFC or MMA again.

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Fav fem fiter?

>>77616421
The latter

>>77617080
>>77617114
He sounds better now, getting hit a few times did him good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnKbdyY0QDk

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>>77617670
Who was in the wrong here?

Reminder conair lost to partymode diaz

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>>77617814

>>77617361
Well, this is kind of dumb considering they were using 16 oz gloves and head gear.

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>ayyy he kicked me outta his bedroom and made me sleep on the couch instead, whadafuuuck? I said fugedaboooutit

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>>77617743
>carbing the fuck up
She's just given up on ever making 115 again, huh.

Is nick officially retired and never coming back at this point?

I could simulate all your deaths

>>77617863
He'll need the money eventually and probably fight for Bellator. Doubt the UFC wants to deal with his shit.

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>>77617858
She could make 115 in her next life

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>>77617865
You'd never do that Jon

>>77617858
post original video

49-1

>>77617858
her nose can make 115

>>77617878
how did she afford such a nice kitchen

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>>77617908
Money from the BJJ tourneys

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>>77617743

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>>77617908
>she
It's her dad's, I'm pretty sure.

>>77617890
No idea, I pulled it from heem.com

>>77617919
BJ tourneys?

>>77617908
>nice kitchen
LOL it looks like a 1 bedroom condo "kitchen"

>>77617648
Idk, I just came back and saw. Probabaly a mistake or misunderstanding.

>>77615210
Jeff is Floyd's uncle not his father.

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Reminder that Paulie literally couldn't handle the angles

>>77617908
Yeah, it's so nice the tile goes all the way into the back bedroom

>>77617997
Has anyone ever attacked from beneath the mat? I think that that's one angle that Floyd definitely won't prepare for.

>>77617997
did he just give up on exercising, my doctor is from sicily and is 30 years older and looks better lol

>>77617829
Nate knows he got lucky, and can't beat Conor again. He probably can't even beat anyone in the top 10 of his division. He's just slacking off until Conor decides to give him another money match for him to retire afterwards.

>>77618009
I asked a hooker about that once, it's useful for cleaning semen off the floor.

>>77617844
Underr8d

>>77618010
lol that is fucking hilarious

>>77617908
Is this a europeans are poor joke?

>>77617997

for sure got out-awkwarded

randa markos shamed her country of canada

>>77617207
>>77617207
They had big gloves and head gear... I think if 8oz goes through on the 16th (which only wont go through if FLOYD pays NSAC to not make it happen)... Conor could knock down Floyd... Knock out? Doubt it.

>>77615272
>lowerrider
botom right corner

topkek

TKO via knee checking my guys

>>77618217
He shouldnt be allowed to have kids anyway with those brain damaged cells

>>77618217
>Don't judge a fight off a 36 minute workout
>But do judge it off 20 seconds of footage 100%

>>77618256
He has a loving beautiful family lol you lose again

>>77618275
>wife getting fucked by black dudes in her parents basement
>kid is mentally retarded

>>77618314
Neither of those are true

I hope Kona knocks Floyd out with a head kick

>>77618321
How do you know

>>77618340
Because the only proof you have is a photoshopped instagram post

>>77617709
I use reddit more than here because I hate the captchas

>>77617712
Yes I agree, it is sad to see Rashad how he is now.

>>77618388
stay there

>>77617883
How many file names do you have for this same webm?

>>77618346
And you have zero proofs to the contrary

check mate

joe rogan has never said anything funny, he should he been an mma fighter instead

>>77618425
Him humiliating schaub was pretty funny

>>77618425
yeah his total annual downloads for his podcast being 1.2B+ totally implies that he's in the wrong business my man 100%

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>>77618421
They are all different webms, from different angles and such

>>77618446

Why didnt DC just not get kicked in the head, what a brainlet

>>77618439
Rogan getting Schaub into the comedy business is the only funny thing he has done

>>77618462
It's kinda funny when he looks at Jamie every time he thinks he's said something funny and nobody laughs.

bryan callen is completely unlikable

>>77618512
Joe isn't funny at all. He can't even do a fucking roast which is the easier than being funny doing standup or off the cuff

>>77617878
WTF happened to her

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>>77617908
>britpoor thinks that's a nice kitchen

>>77618404
>not being able to keep two tabs open

Why are 4chan users so stupid?

>>77618388

>because I hate the captchas

Fucking newfags i swear

>>77618594
that doesn't look like a british kitchen

i know americans have larger houses because they're made of paper but that doesn't make them richer

>>77618614
I've been here since 196, you?

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>>77618388
Settings > Quotes & Replying > Legacy CAPTCHA

>>77616641
>burger paste
yum

>>77618639

Long enough buddeh

>>77618649
That's what I use homie

>>77618669
t.202er

>>77617207
>It's obvious that Conor was not holding back during the Paulie sparring session

How is it obvious? I would say from what I've seen of him sparring it's obvious he does hold back. He never spars full on for mma so why would he risk starting now before the biggest fight of his life? He was obviously holding back when sparring Van Heerden and in multiple other spars I've seen.
A few seconds footage of a gassed Paulie eating a few slaps and stumbling around doesn't change that.

>>77618669
>189er

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>>77618691
>>77618706

Keep telling yourself that lads

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what angle is this

>>77618798

mma angles

Boxing discussion belongs on /box/. Thanks in advance for not posting off topic boxing talk.

>>77611631

>>77616995
The taste of freedom.

>>77618798
is this how you unstick yourself from the mud?

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who should this ufc strawweight fight next

>>77618649
wow that is a really nice living room. how you think she paid for it?

>>77618702
he sparred as hard as he could because he hated paul and wanted to hurt him. thats the only reason he was there.

>>77618883
looks like a dude

>>77618822
I wonder why people are talking about Floyd Mayweather's next fight on /heem/

Really makes one ponder

>>77618702
he was trying to teach Paulie some respect for talking shit, he was going 100%

>>77618977

He didnt even need to go 50% to kick Paulies ass

Who is your favorite female boxer?

>>77618992

Holly Holms

>>77618963
>every woman with a large nose looks like a man
have sex, she's about 4'10"

>>77618942
>>77618977
you guys are gullible as fuck

he didn't bring Paulie in to be best buds for sure, but he was there to be a real sparring partner

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>>77618992
hespect howdy honda housey

>>77619051

For sure she could heem Floyd my man

>>77619022
lol he literally said he brought him in to beat his ass

and no I'm not going to find it for you.

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>>77619051

>>77619085
i have a phobia of those gloves

what if you suddenly need to itch your face or go to the bathroom, you can't just rip them off you need someone else to

plus my hands get really hot in them, do not like the feeling

>>77619109
Youre a fucking moron

>>77619109

>Being this much of a brainlet

>>77619109
I don't get why all these MMA fighters train using boxing gloves.

>>77619145

Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>77619109
Depends on how they are tied you might be able to untie one with your teeth

>>77619069
>if he says it it must be true

Paulie was brought in because they had connections to him and because they were looking for a big name, it's that simple. Paulie's previous comments had nothing to do with it.

>>77619145
It's easier on the hands than mma gloves

>>77619173
it's quite hard if they are tied properly, takes a while to loosen them up so you can actually get your hand out

Imagine the middleweight championship timeline...

>If Hendo finished Bisping after the first knockdown
>If Bisping took a top 5 contender instead of Hendo as his first title defense
>If Rockhold had taken the second Bisping fight seriously
>If Weidman Hadn't thrown the wheel kick
>If Anderson's leg hadn't snapped in the second fight
>If Anderson hadn't clowned so much in the first fight

Where would we be?

>>77619188
so you guess?

are you implying McGOAT is a liar, friend?

>>77619215
Most of those fighters were going to lose anyways.

>>77619215

>more fun
>less centipede memes

>>77619215
I know people are gonna say fights are all about taking advantage of small mistakes but the middleweight division is on another level... The fact that Anderson lost two fights that way and that Bisping somehow managed to get the belt and hold onto it for a year is a prolonged freak accident.

>>77619246
>but the middleweight division is on another level

wait, no kidding? it'd be awesome if the champion was involved with the division in anyway.

>>77619022
lol conor is making millions of gullible retards such as yourself just dont go into hiding again just like after he got beat by diaz the first time. Who am i kidding hes going to get emberassed and start up the excuses and you brainlets will eat it up

>>77619215

Imagine is USADA didnt ruin all the roiding cheaters and made the Natty GOAT take the belt

>>77619268
>t.Dennis Siver fan

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>>77619285

>>77619246
I totally agree. Aside from Weidman's 2nd and 3rd defenses, every middleweight title fight since the first Silva/Weidman fight has had either some form of controversy, one in a million incident, lucky turn of events, etc etc.

I mean shit, even if you look at the Bisping/Silva fight: if there had been just a few more seconds left in the round after Silva landed the flying knee, the fight most likely would've been stopped. That would've set Silva up for a potential last-minute fill in title shot against Rockhold instead of Bisping.

It's really frustrating seeing guys like Schaub and Conor just bounce from success to success without every having problems. How do I become like that? Just good at everything I doz.

>>77619313
conor was on welfare, schaub has never failed at anything

>>77619313
for sure work harder

>>77619313
(YOU)

>>77619313

Unlike Schaub Conor is short and ugly.

>>77619309
I don't even know how Bisping became number 1 contender after just about winning to a post-prime Silva, which in turn was after just two wins to literally who's. I have never seen an easier path to a title shot... except maybe Conor but at least he had trashed the entire featherweight division. Bisping got the Rockhold fight on trash talk alone.

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>>77619335

you wot

>>77619369
Luke thought it was the easy fight.

Almost the equivalent of Hendo beating Bisping and becoming champ.

>>77619383
Looks like he's got a bone mohawk like Jacare

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>>77619335

say that to my face not online and see what happens

>>77619369
>I have never seen an easier path to a title shot..
You literally know shit all about the sport then. I don't think you were actually around for 199, because Bisping wasn't gifted a shot, he stepped in on short notice since everyone else was injured.

As for shitty title shit opportunities, how's about GDR, Holm (145), Eddie Alvarez (2 split decisions and 1 loss), hell even Ray Borg just now and these are all in very recent memory. Beating the Middleweight GOAT is far more impressive than you realise, probably because you've only seen Silva now as he's slower and isn't in his prime

I wanna get into combat sports, do you guys have recommendations of some great fights that i should watch first?

>>77619437
There's a spicy banger list /heem/ made which has great fights, but if you binge them they'll create an unrealistic representation of the sport, and actual cards might bore you. It's good to watch some fights off there, but I'd blend it in with actual cards too, even if it's just main cards because otherwise you won't be able to get into it probably

>>77619435
except he lost to Silva then some drug user restarted the fight because he couldn't figure out what was going on

>>77619383
>>77619432

In all seriousness he looks far more intimidating when he's embracing the auschwitz survivor gimmick.

He's like a brain starved zombie.

>>77619437
>>77619462
The only way to have a true appreciation is to train in a martial art yourself, otherwise you're just a poser faggot. It's why I don't watch things like motorcross or porn.

>>77619435
Nick Diaz got a title shot after losing to Condit. Bisping had some help but that's just the way it goes in the UFC

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>>77619509

>>77619435
>he stepped in on short notice since everyone else was injured.

How is that not being gifted a shot? That's literally the definition of being gifted a shot.

>>77619109

Nigel, I....

how many of you heemsters own a house or will have one paid off soon?

prices are ridiculous at least in the uk, fuck this crowded country

>>77619509
>It's why I don't watch things like motorcross or porn

You don't have sex?

>>77619313
get good at something until someone gives you an audience/tv

parlay your celebrity and make friends/connections via your success..

>>77619322
Schaub failed to develop a personality beyond secretive homolust.

>>77618883
ALL IN BABYYYY

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>>77619738
You wish.

>>77619462
I've already seen an actual card and I'm fine with them, I'm interested in that list mate

>DC on the MMA hour tomorrow

I'm actually really looking forward to this

This should clear things up
https://youtu.be/KaYEFHcnUIg

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Is Uncle Dana natty?

>>77619862
@2:02

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>>77619861
Odds on Ariel making him cry ?

>>77619846
>https://www.tapology.com/rankings/groups/all_time
>https://www.tapology.com/rankings/all-time-greatest-fights-in-mma-and-ufc-history
These lists show the winner though. I'm not sure if they have spoiler-free versions somewhere.

>>77619602
Nah, Bisping Hendo 2 is being gifted a shot.

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>>77619802

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>>77619862
AY YO HOL UP

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FLICKED A BIG A DICK

>>77619862
so schaub flicked someone else' dick before purposely

i mean why would you even what goes through your mind when you even do such a thing

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>>77619010
she looks like a dude

>inb4 all girls do without makeup

>>77619987
What is your best benchpress number to date?

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>Rolls off the couch
>wins championship

Bisping bless buddehs

>>77619939
>>77619987
It's just friendly lockerroom banter with the boys

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NEXT WEEK IS FIGHT WEEK BOYS

>>77620100
What fighter that you know of has a bench press maximum that is higher than mine?

>>77615347
Weight

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>>77619987
Just some locker room bantz lad, nothing gay about it

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>tfw Schaub will never flick your wang

>>77620133
i think overeem does

>>77620133
my cousin stopped lifting but he was doing 425 x 5 and one arm curling 120, he wasn't noticeably big like retarded bodybuilder, i don't know how good that is but it's a lot more than i can do

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Could Sea Level Cain beat Stiopic?

>>77620440
>my cousin stopped lifting but he was doing 425 x 5 and one arm curling 120
oh yeah sure he was lmaooo

>>77620440
>bragging on the internet how much your cousin can lift

that's a new low

>>77619862
I dont understand how can yku be sure the person is lying what does lie detector do

>>77619846
www.spicybangers.tk

>>77620484
Anybody who answers this definitively is a fucking idiot. The correct answer is maybe.

There's no real basis for saying how good Cain is anymore because his last win was against Travis Browne, who has looked like absolute dog shit ever since the arlovski loss. Before that, his last win was JDS fucking four years ago. Before that, he held another win over JDS, and two wins over Bigfoot (whoop-dee-fucking-doo). Tbh, the more I look back at his record, he doesn't hold a win over a single relevant fighter except JDS who, also, is a shell of the fighter he once was.

https://youtu.be/we-H7UIxdH0

>>77619846
Yeah I'd have posted it but I'm not on my main PC so don't have it soz

>>77620587
They can detect changes in blood pressure, heart rate, breathing pattern, all of which are likely to change/rise if you are lying in response to a question or prompt. They're not really accurate for obvious reasons though, for example if you are just nervous cause you're hooked up to a machine, and not necessarily lying.

>>77620587
measures heart palpitations. it's pretty clear what the heart does when you're lying, but if you know how it works you can beat it.

>>77619883
How would pashabiceps do in MMA?

>>77620829
Who?

Should i buy this?
https://www.rich-piana.com/en/knocked-the-fuck-out-sleep-aid#prettyPhoto

>>77620484
no way but below sea level cain has a chance

>>77621128
careful not to overdose.

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>>77621128

>>77618032
A woman actually said that to you?

>>77617608
Until he lost?

>>77621128
yes you should

who is your favorite female fighter again?

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>>77618321
But brain damage is

>>77621578
You wish you lived here.

>>77621574
karen montes, how much do you bench?

>>77621603
>alligators
>crime
>heat
>humidity
>no seasons

no thanks

>>77621664
>alligators
They mind their own business.
>crime
lolno this city has always been safe
>heat
It's unbearable for 2 months of the year
>humidity
see above
>no seasons
So what?

>>77621723
florida is basically a huge favela

>>77621759
No, it isn't at all.

>>77621723
Florida has always been and always will be a shithole

>>77621663
>karen montes
based

426

>>77621766
>t. florida man

>>77621806
Yes, I live here, which is why I hold way more credibility than you.

>>77621814
more bias at least

>>77621723
>>no seasons
>So what?
so its summer there every day

if it makes you feel better I would live there in a heartbeat so

>>77621825
I actually live here dude, what are you trying to prove now? How in any possible universe do you have more knowledge about what it's like to live in a state when you don't even live there.

>>77621785
post chest

>>77621849
I have lived there, idiot.

lol christ man, you just don't stop.

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>>77621852

>>77621871
Florida has diverse climates, did you live up north, central, south? I live in South Florida and I speak for South Florida, nothing I have said is incorrect. I've lived here almost all my life, no possible way you know more about South Florida than I do.

>>77621890
shut the fuck up

>>77621910
I gladly will once you stop pretending.

>>77621890
pensacola for 3 years, I don't want to talk to (You) about how shitty florida is.

the only good thing is the beach

>>77621927
>>77621928
my friend lives in gainesville he says its a fucking swamp

>>77621928
>Pensacola
9 hour drive from where I live
>>77621943
>Gainesville
4 hour drive. Yes it is a literal swamp, that's why their college team is named the Gators.

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rose

>>77621963
how long of a drive to El Paso, Texas

>>77622050
26 hour drive from Coral Springs

>>77616641
One name, Mark Hunt, if he can be in HW, a 5'10'' can be in MW

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Reminder that Coral Springs is the biggest troll on /heem/

Reminder to never ever ever give him (You)s or post anything Schaub related

That is all

>>77622223
I wish I were a troll, would be much less stressful.

>>77622073
have you ever thought of going back

>>77622126
he's not that successful though. he should have dropped some fat and gone to light heavyweight, one his shots would have ended jones. if DC can land a punch on jones so can hunto.

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>>77622126

what's a good website for talking about depression/suicide? i basically just post here and r/mma but i want to talk about something else now...

The future of MMA is here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALGJvVnW234

>>77622317
Just because he can land a shot doesn't mean itll put Jon away. Jon would also mercilessly wrestlefuck him

>>77622411
Heem is the most depressing website on the internet

>>77622411
fanboy a new fighter fansperg that'll help

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Sup

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>>77622411

Try shitposting for a bit. That always cheers me up.

How would Vin Diesel do in mma? He seems good at fighting in every movie ive seen.

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>>77622674
Id reckon Seagal would fuck him up

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All hail the King of Bis

>>77622618
i do that all the time anyway, i need a serious talk. my sister died.

>>77622840
Was she hot?

>>77622840
how did she look

*flicks your penis*

>charles oliveira is good

>>77622875
>>77622907
>heem

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>>77622840
/heem/ is probably not the best place to get support