/tyskepokal/

is this /bundes/?

Post Kumiko

>>77574216
No, fuck you, Kumiko is a whore. There is not a single man who got to know her who didn't fuck her, including her father.

VERY good OP

>>77574229
Autism

>tennis op
kys

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>>77574284
t. Shamed kr*ut

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I cant wait to fucking get eliminated

Seriously this transfer window made me think the people at the top have given up on this season after having to make do with their fourth choice manager

>>77574356
Should have moved heaven and earth to get tuchel
Also, squad needed trimming. All vizeküssen are missing is a striker and center back. Cover shouldn't be much of a worry considering no europe
Hoping Kießling can have a renaissance

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>>77574403

why do we have two threads

i can not handle this

>>77574465
???

>>77574403
based Pohjanpalo can score 15+ this season no problem. And if the Retsos deal goes through, Leverkusen have enough depth in defence

>>77547183

right. that thread was swallowed by my filter

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>>77574284
What does this have to do with tennis, you turbo autist?

>>77574731
SHUT
UP

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>>77574509
>>77574403
>expect old man kießling and phjanpalo to carry a season

>>77574857
>hating on based kieBLING
Jogi pls

shit thread desu

Koblenz - Düüünamo on and already 1:1. where is everyone?

>>77575977
tyst, tysk

DÜP DÜP DÜP DÜNAMO!

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>kackbach
LMAO

Lel, M'Gladbach is bottling it.

BASED KIEL

captcha: Calle Calle

KIEL!!

>first division in charge of beating glorified amateurs

>>77581657
Uhhh Kiel is playing in second bundes like Braunschweig

>essen

>Kiel is playing second bundes

when did this happen?

>>77582718
this season

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>>77574180

top kek! Season hasn't even started and M'gladbach already almost shat the bed. They are fucking finished.

Hoping for upsets today

Dubbs and Buyern loses to CFC today.

>>77586900
Yeah, me too. Very disappointed Neverkusen didn't coke yesterday.

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>>77574356
>>77574403
relax

>>77574509
correct

>>77574857
>doubting kiessling
>doubting pohjanpalo
what?

>>77591616
Just leave it to HIV

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hello i am here now

Helo

Time for Leberteich

>höwedes apparently not kapitän anymore

Is this /bundes/?

>>77592476
yes and no
>>77588717

I guess now it is.

tfw I'm 36 already.
only have some 40 seasons left in me before I will die.
won't be able to watch the future GOATs of the 2100s.
Feels bad mang

>>77592796
maybe footy will die until then

Who is the reddit of German football?

>>77593173
St Pauli

Who /simulcast/ here?

>>77593435
not today

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On my way to the get some beers in here. I will pass by a Trödelmarkt. Maybe I will find something nice. Who knows.

>>77593600
I already see something nice. She clearly wants the D.

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Will he see the end of the season?

When is puligod playing pls?

>>77595331
not with the team

Auf gehts!

here we go boys

>>77595146
just a reminder that Dortmund will be playing Pokal in Berlin this year. Buyern won't.

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>no HSV
>no Schalke
>no Wolfsburg
>no Vizekusen

>no memes

BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA

Bartra having fun, huh?

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1:0

>Bartra deciding he's a striker now

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>mfw my stream is buffering every 5 seconds

woah female referee in bayern game

kind of cool

>not knowing about based Bibi

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What a retarded goal.

LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY

>that Chemnitz "defending"

>calling yourself a nickname
Embarrassing

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cool goal i guess

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Is he, dare I say it, FINISHED?

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bibi is proper thiccc
i like it

pls tell me where i can bet on bayern not winning anything this year

the only freiburg stream i can find is absolute shit :(

>>77596030
too late, they already won the supercup

thought you were going to get skygo

>blatant foul
>der traut sich aus körperlich was

sorry let me rephrase

pls tell me where i can bet on bayern not winning anything relevant this year

hmmmmmm
reeeeeeeeeee

rip lewy

LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG LÜNEBURG

>>77596121
based

Lewy joined the Hurensohn gang

morning friends

>>77596108
good

>>77593435
you

>>77596121
Mainz is going down this season

>>77596157
Nope

>>77596121
>Rene Adler
wew lads

>>77596182
Uhm, excuse me? I know what I am talking about

>>77596233
Yeah I don't think so

Sörensen scored

very questionable penalty

>>77596269
Says who?

>Abraham got a red card
lel

>>77596300
Says I

>that Ribery volley
oh baby

Gary Cahill sent off
Hmmmm... I wonder who will replace him in their next game

AC COMING ON NOW!!!

>>77596410
Rüdiger

>kommentar vom sky bimbo zu lewandowskis tor
>"wunderschön"
ernsthaft?

Huddersfield

>>77596619
Yes

>>77596619

well im happy with freiburg


but bayern game so boring im watching the meme that is #chevburn

>>77596579
wontorra was a mistake

>tfw this isn't even the most autistic /bundes/ thread on /sp/ rn

COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN

LEWY LEWY LEWY

>>77595399
y?

>>77597482
its low tier game

>>77597482
Slight injury. And there's no real point risking anyone who's even slightly injured.

>>77574180
wer ist das nicely-titted qt?

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What did they mean by this?

>>77597778
Görgeous

>>77597855
kek

>>77597855
they fucked

MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR MONSIEUR

>>77597931
obviously

Boring first round so far desu. Not a single underdog victory

>>77597966
HSV, Werder, >Schalke, Buttgart, etc. haven't played yet

>>77597855
How is that even humanly possible to get lost in broad daylight? How dense can two women be?

>>77598042
you can't think if you are a super horny dyke

BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS BUMMELS

Werder will be the one who fucks up the first round

>>77598123
I don't think anyone is meant to end up in Braunschweig though

>>77598147
lel

>>77597855
Es gibt zwischen BS und WOB keinen zusammenhängenden Wald. Respekt!

watching this documentary about german bunkers in denmark right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfbRtWl6YD4

>>77598144
they play against scheißyburger doe

>>77598250
A new bunker museum opened this summer, designed by Bjarke Ingels.

I remember seeing a few on the beach on my childhood vacations to the west coast.

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>>77598252
unfortunately yr right. starts off exactly like the second half of the season in bundes II. wouldnt be surprised if >we will get relegated again in the end

If Morata hadn't touched a ball in an offside position, AC would have scored there

>>77598372
don't worry, werder will find a way

>>77598536

Do you rate David Wagner?

>>77599206
'no'
he's an asshole
guess he is still good enough for england though

>>77598250
Honetsly, I still don't know why denmark hates us.

>>77599754
me neither. germans are based

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See ya tomorrow lads. Was fun browsing with y'all. Meme games incoming tomorrow. Going to be good.

I'm off now.

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someone got an arminia stream he would share? :)

INTESTINETOWN

RAINYCASTLE

>>77601193
>für einen GROBEN SCHWANZ

what did he mean by this?

>>77601193
*clicks*

>>77574180
who iz vist in da pic?

>>77601886
Nadine Jansen. Check her out.

>>77601954
>fake news
nigga pls

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absolutely based rainycastle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zujycZfZ45A

news on dembele expected tomorrow

>arminia

>>77574731
Why are there no men carrying the trophy?

>>77601986
Nigga I provided you superior tits. You should be grateful, not complaining.

>>77602697
>>>>>>>superior
pls just gib what i asked

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>>77602194
#freedembele

>>77574180
who is the slag in the photo

>>77603466
you

Hello

>>77603466
Boku no Görges

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Just came back from work

>EffZeh won 0:5
very good

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Didn't knew that >we bought a burger as reserve keeper

>>77601954
>Implying there are still titty lovers on this planet who haven't heard about Nadine Jansen
That bitch is around for ~15 years now.

>>77603904
who in OP pic?

>>77604874
julia goerges

>>77605294
the one with the breast reduction? rip

first for 60er!

who is the cute chick in OP's pic ?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

>>77612802
Giulia Jörgens

Who /Fortuna/ here?

>>77613073
not me

>>77613097
Why not, Jong? We have an exciting new team and are in the process of perfecting our 3atb meme formation. If we can keep Bebou nothing stands between us and promotion.
Plus, the GOAT keeper, Toni Turek, is our biggest legend. Our fans, especially the hools, are alpha as fuck, unlike the wimps from Leverkusen and other betaclubs. Now is the time to jump on the bandwagon, friend.

>>77613120
I'm a fishkopp doe

>>77613190
My condolences :_:

>>77613073
which one?

>>77613241
There is only one relevant Fortuna, freund.
You know which one.

>>77613073
>>77613247
/FortunaKöln/ reporting in.

>>77613190
see >>77613241

>>77613299
How are they relevant?
Even Victoria Köln are better
Fortuna Sittard would wipe the floor with them, as well.

>Turn on DoPa
>Guest is shitting on Hopp and Brauseball
>DoPa regulars instantly shut him up
Really makes you think

>>77613300
cashpoint bremen

How many Ans/Neo do you own /Bundes/ ?

>>77613327
all of them

>>77613327
none. you?

>>77613358
22, bought all of them under 10$ though, still waiting for a dip which will probably never happen.
Having high hopes for OMG right now

Why are u guys not speaking German
Also how good is dembele

>>77613406
he's a pacy winger

>>77613314
Fortuna fought their way back into the 3rd. league and is currently on 2nd place. So when it comes to results they're definitely the no.2 club in Cologne.

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>>77613406
>Why are u guys not speaking German
So people can join our fruitful and insightful discussions.

>>77613462
yes thank you

>>77613482
are you that little twink Lauri?

>>77613387
good luck

>>77613506
thanks, neo is mooning right now fyi

>>77613417
winger? i thought he was a nigger

I'm here now >>77588717

>>77613568
that's not mutually exclusive

>>77613548
yes i see

>>77613683
you should guy some, friend, it's not too larte, neo will be >100€ by the end of the year.

>>77613728
no thanks. i will stick to the few alternative coins i bought and ethereum

>/bundes/ is falling for the cryptojew

I thought you were better than this, silly customers

>>77574180
Is this a scandi speaking thread?

>Hansa Rostock

Fuck, I miss them. I especially remember they had some cracking matches vs Hertha like 10-15 years ago.... I hope they find success again...what happened with them?

>>77574731
Cuties

>>77613997
shit management

BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM

BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER BONNER

>hangover

WER SPORTFREUNDE HIER?

>THE CITY OF HSV

why is HIV so fucking pathetic? i cringe everytime

>HIV
AHAHAAHA

>HSV
kek

Holy shit, Hamburg is pathetic

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>HSV

mein sides

HSV already in in their usual BL shape

lads when i think about HIV my head really starts to hurt

can someone explain??

>this awful team will somehow manage not to be relegated once again this season

/1860/ YES

Guys, I missed Bayern playing again yesterday.
This has been happening for 6 months now. Am I just not interested in football anymore?
Can somebody hold me please?

>>77616670
use flashscore to keep up with the scheduling of the fixtures

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA

WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY SHIT

HSV HSV HSV

>59

>just /1860/ things

>dat goal
oh baby

I demand a webm of that bonn goal

Recently I saw a presentation by Bobic where he talks about the mess that the found when he came to Frankfurt. Bruchhagen was responsible for most of that and now is going to 'manage' the HSV, which already is a massive pile of shit. That's going to be great.

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You now remember when 1860 was good

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>>77616976
you now remember Jens Jeremies

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>>77613573

HAHAHAHAHAHSV

>>77616976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPwHnPvqJWY

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>>77616976
>>77617040

you now remember Francis Kyoyo

>>77616962
Robin Dutt when?

>the absolute state of HIV

>conceded 3 goals with one player advantage
>only goal they scored was a benudly :DDD
>against fucking Osnafick

but HOW?

well

its >hamburg

>>77613493
no my name is Pekka

>>77613922
yes

APOLOGISE

DOUBLE

>>77618050
To whom? About what?

>>77618112
Was about Lukaku, was in the wrong thread :^)

>>77617666
is that finnish for "satan"?

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>you now remember Pekke Lagerblom

>>77612939
you rused me, that's not her

>Aue
>Buttgart

Aue Aue

Drei Heimsiege heute????

Based Cottbus

>>77602552
Because Glücksfee does only wörk if it's a biological female.

>those Kotbus jerseys
based

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Is he the best German coach?

Why is the Wiesbaden stadium so empty?

GoT spoiler for tonight: Bronn dies

>>77618767
Aue isn't a Publikumsmagnet

>>77618783
Nobody cares about GoT tho

>>77618382
no, satan is just saatana

u might mean perkele, the finnish pagan version of satan

PELE WOLLITZ MUTTERFICKER

Reingezimmert!

>Stuttgart
KEK

Überprüft meine Doppel

Nein

[Schindelmeiser laughing in the distance]

>Saxony
Leipzig 5-0
Chemnitz 0-5
Dresden 3-2
Aue 0-2
mixed

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someone told me to support stuttgart

>now this

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underdog's

>Gomez blowing the fuck out of the interviewer cuck

>hiv+

Juve vs Lazio

MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH MAGDEBURCH

FUG

AHAHAHAHA FUGGG YESSSSS

haha that fucking trollpost

>>77619029
are you not entertained?

Member Sean Dundee? :3

>>77620553
I certainly do. Both from the old Championship Manager games and from watching him live when Brondby played Karlsruhe in Parken. One of my first games in a proper big stadium.

>>77620553
>implying there is anyone in /bundes/ who doesn't rememeber Das magische Dreieck

you now remember Wynton Rufer

>A. Donis
what a fucking meme

The.Perks.of.Being.a.Wallflower.2012.1080p.BRrip.x264.GAZ.YIFY.mp4

shotcaller was interesting and moving

SHITGART GETTING REFBALL'D

DAIMLER PAYING THE REFS AGAIN I SEE

So, DDACHL got archived.
Post a new Tysk thread bois

Hope it goes to penuldis

>>77620842
Was thinking the same thing.

Cottbus would really deserve the win desu.

BENULDIES

SO CLOSE

Well Stuttgart wins now.

Yeah, sadly, I see no way Shitgart doesn't win the benuldies.

I see one:

>Zieler

>>77621075
Hmmmmm

>Stadion der Freundschaft
>whistles everywhere

Based Semenya

AXEL EIMER FUSSBALL GGOTTTT

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

oh well time for something else

Well, that's unfortunate.

>gaymark

rip Excrementbus

w e w
Buttgart

Based Lazio

>>77621641
Based Ciro
Dortmiund should buy him back

>>77620667
What do you think the average age of /bundes/ is?

the flick isnt for demnach

>>77621935
19

time for barca real

>>77621979
I've looked at it in the past and that was my very clear impression.

CIRO

yes i am watching aswell

just finished my first proper run in months; very satisfying, highly recommended!

ok good give us some data

>>77623518
Oh yes very good

Why is it that there are so few black managers?

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Is this man the best black manager in the game

>>77623866
The correct term is African American

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>>77623866

why are there so few black quarterbacks?

same reason

Why do you know what a quarterback is?

heh

guess you got me

Nuthin personnel kid

So did you scored recently?

I thought a quarter was a type of coin and most coins are made of metal, so few of them are black when you get them back at checkout...

yes i actually scored in a test game of ours last week

season started again today but we lost, almost scored tho

ou man, what a sad flick

>>77624671
How many wickets did you take

>>77625240

whats a wicket

(s)he made a cricket joke

Something to do with cricket. It's a joke I made because you said test game

oh i see

funny

>UEFALONA
>UEFALONA
>UEFALONA
>UEFALONA
>UEFALONA
>UEFALONA

>one time actually Ronaldo doesn't dive
>gets carded for diving
lol just lol

Seriously, who is the girl in OP?

>>77626527
denbarsch

very entertaining second half tbchwy lads

>>77626527
female tennis player

>>77626559
>2nd leg
mis lados

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>>77626527
Proud German here >>77574296

>>>/fit/42471972
i laughed at this unexpected

>>77627273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUipkWVbaQw

damn that guy is actually real huh

night

>>77627602
yes. a real human meme

>>77627602
We'll how could he be fake?

>>77627273
>>77627602
>>42479752

<tfw too dump to shitpost

>>77628503
>>>/fit/42479752

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>>77627602

Good Night

sleep tight

>grey and rainy weather all weekend
>blue sky and sunshine early Monday morning
WHY

Also, goooooooooood morning.