/heem/

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>Saves lives on his vacation
Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wacrLhytaBM

Full episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzTQRyvmdgo

1:09:48

"I heard you the first time you fucking midget!" And proceeding to make Willow jokes at Uriah Faber, classic Bisping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbbku4b4G_E

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Michael Dukakis

>>77560328
>Bisping fans
Sad!

fourth for original calendar bro was way better

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Gus JBJ is the ONLY fight to do, unless Jones gets a money fight.

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So what's up with drug testing in boxing?

Dean Stone is the worst announcer ever.

>tfw there's no good /heem/ for like a month, and even when ufc comes back it's rockhold vs zzzzzzzzz

>>77560328
now that DC got heemed, bisping is officially the most underrated champ

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>The show did 859,000 viewers, fifth out of the nine live fight nights in prime time this year on FS 1. To me, given the lack of names on the show, that’s a positive. The highest rated fight was Grasso vs. Markos, which did 988,000 viewers. Grasso has proven to be a ratings mover on television as that’s not the first time she’s been in the highest rated fight while not being in the main event.

>More impressively, the last two fights on the show beat out Top Rank boxing on ESPN, which featured the Vasyl Lomachenko super bantamweight world title defense against Miguel Marriaga, which did 728,000 viewers.

BOXING IS DEAD

Gus doesn't deserve another title shot after those loses. He needs another win first that much is obvious.

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Do you think that Clawja will beat Andrade? I feel like she's better than Andrade at pretty much everything.

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>>77560302
How Rumble get beat twice by DC yet still look like a better fight for JJ? I want to see the fight happen

>>77560407
He needs to fight The Wizard of Oez

>>77560379
>Karen Montes is a bigger draw than Lomachenko

Howling 2bh

>>77560430
I want to see Yoel knee Bisping's shit, but that's not gonna happen. Rumble needs a win or he can fuck right off

>>77560436
Oez needs to fight Jones like right now.

Cialis and Steaks are back on the menu boys

>>77560451
>>77560430
to be fair, Gus also got a title shot coming off a loss

>>77560363
Depends. Some of te sanctioning bodies use VADA, sometimes USADA is involved. The standard drug testing run by the athletic commissions is identical to what they do in MMA

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>>77560485
Pic related

Anderson Silva vs Kelvin Gastelum for Fight Night Shanghai headline

>>77560492
no he didn't

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>Jones got in trouble for pissing hot, coke, and a hit and run
>Jones asked about drugs and hit and run each and every interview
>Mayweather beat the shit out of like 3 different women (we know about)
>Mayweather able to hide most of this with money
>Mayweather rarely asked about this, brushes it off if he is
>Mayweather says people don't like him cos he's black

what would've happened to Jon Jones if he did what Floyd did? Perma ban from MMA? talk about double standards, holy shit.

>>77560506
lol he did vs DC

Gus has had too many chances, why does he keep getting more? Oez or Rumble.

>>77560506
Yes he did

>>77560506
yes he did dumbass

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>>77560379
Fox viewers fucking love WMMA, compare this to Weidman vs Gastelum which was a better card but with no chicks and did the worst ratings in a while

>>77560363
Depends. Some of the sanctioning bodies use VADA, which is like a more reputable version of USADA, for random testing. Sometimes USADA is contracted on an individual basis The standard drug testing run by the athletic commissions is identical to what they do in MMA

>>77560517
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHH

>>77560492
Difference is Rumble QUIT and RETIRED

will Vegas ever stop doing their boxing/mma main events past midnight? Jones didn't walk out til like 1245 est. I wanna watch it with me dad but he always falls asleep lol

>>77560544
i wanna see jones fight rumble, gus, and brock. don't care which order

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>>77560419
Andrade is tough as fuck but gotta give it to Claudia.

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>>77560345

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>>77560544
>subbed & "retired"

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Daily reminder that calendar unironically bought a reebok fight kit

>>77560587
y'all needs to pull that wild beast off that white boi

>>77560584
>pictured: Swedish man relaxes with his bull after a fun little midnight romp

I GOT IT
>Jones vs Oezdemir
>Rumble vs Gus II

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>>77560328
Bisping bless

>>77560622

Rumble retired

>>77560616
can't really make that joke with how bad jones looks

>>77560638
What about "Muh itch"

>>77560624
>replying to yourself
This is just sad now

>The Association of Boxing Commissions and Combative Sports approved a recommendation to all commissions regarding using instant replays for fights. The recommendation is that instant replays can only be used for fight ending sequences and that the referee can use them to them determine whether something illegal led to the finish. Instant replays cannot be used to review the actions of the referee but to allow the referee to make the correct call regarding finishes being caused by a legal or an illegal move.

>They also approved a rule that if a fighter loses control of bodily functions, basically if they shit their pants or vomit during a match, that the fight should be stopped and the fighter be declared the loser via TKO.

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Reminder

>>77560673
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>77560638
he will be back to gadoosh again

>>77560660
>literally oozing with anger

Trump won

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>>77560681
4+ knockdowns in his last 4 fights against all 3 opponents but gets accused of running? Yeah you mad

>>77560707
you're putting words in my mouth. i said "zzzzzz" bc his last 2 fights were boring as fuck

>>77560716
How does that happen to "best striker" in MW?

>>77560723
A headbutt and eyepoke. Thankfully this was rectified in the next fight

>>77560667
Instant replay is a horrible idea, it's done nothing but cause more controversy in all the sports that have implemented it.

Gonna do a pastebin dump?

>>77560733
Muh headbutt , Muh eyepoke
>Bisping fans

>>77560736
>instant replay is a horrible idea

t. cucktriots fan

>>77560673
the best thing about tyron is seeing how butthurt he gets that fans don't like him

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>>77560733

>>77560736
In a bit, there is not much MMA this week and some of it is mixed in with articles about wrestling

>>77560733
you mean when bisping forced a collision of heads in an attempt to escape? yeah I remember that.

>>77560762
You're gonna get banned again my guy.

>>77560721
>his last 2 fights were boring as fuck
Cause he fought boring specialists

>>77560755
And years later Bisping wins the rematch like against Luke.

While you stay the same crying yourself to sleep every night about Mike ;)

>>77560762
Lol Bisping fans always have to address Romero because how much of a bitch Bisping was to duck him, I wasn't even gonna bring him up but it would seem Bisping and his fans always think of the Cuban

>>77560779
cool excuses bro. i don't blame him for fighting that way. i'm just saying it was boring

>>77560783
Hillary lost. Romero lost. Luke lost. Jacare lost. Bernie lost

Stop dwelling on the past and stop werting yourself crying every thread about it. Youre embarrassing yourself

https://youtu.be/NELG7o10V8s
@1:00

H8rs btfo again? Wtf will they ever recover?

>>77560804
Look at this loser having a meltdown LMAO

>>77560804
I agree with you and I'm tired of people shitting on Bisping, but you're the only one talking about the election here so who is really dwelling onthe past?

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>>77560783

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>>77560762
>Yoel living rent-free inside your mind at all times

>>77560816
>you mad!

I see a touched a nerve again ;)

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>>77560781

>>77560800
Did you watch Rory fight Thompson and Maia? What were your thoughts on those fights?

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>>77560812
>he wouldn't mind if his wife fucked 7 dudes

Come on Schaub, stop doing this to us.

>>77560748
Long-suffering Bears fan, actually. All instant replay does is draw out the shittiness, imagine if they spent 10 minutes reviewing tape before the Weidman TKO against Moose.

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>Being this gay

>>77560845
I saw Rory vs Thompson. My thoughts were that Rory should have had an easier opponent after the Lawler fight and all the damage he took

>>77560766
Alright, appreciate it

>>77560866
They literally reviewed tape to determine the Weidman Mousasi result dummying

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>>77560826
>i-i arranged a fight with GSP instead of Yoel before i got injured but im not ducking, pls believe me buddeh

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>>77560870

>>77560843
who is the chinlet? don't recognize him, Vitor was a beast back in the day.

>inb4 some absolute nothing claims USADA nonsense

>>77560888
Doesn't matter if you believe him. You're crying like a bitch either way lol

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>>77560892
No way this faggot is straight

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>when you invite 7 (seven) guys to come over and fuck your wife but only six (6) show up

>>77560897
>absolute nothing

Hello spammer. You've ruined another thread so are you now going to spam? Pathetic loser

>>77560913
>for sure ill massage your dick my man

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>>77560913
I think you'd be surprised.

>>77560931
you're a cringey mess my friend an ABSOLUTE cringey mess

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>>77560855
He has to be meming at this point

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Tfw Bisping gets retired by GSP before defending belt against a contender

Romero and Jacare got embarrassed by a welterweight lmao

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>>77560932

>>77560855
Way to twist his word h8r. He was clearly saying that would be terrible and the worst thing that could happen but not even that could push him to murder. He's a true martial artist with the temperament of a saint. Callen is an absolute hothead.

>>77560946
This is the spammer

>>77560958
The chin m8, tuck er in

>>77560958
Kek.

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>>77560969
"If I came home and my wife was fucking 7 dudes there is no way I'd want to kill her."

Is this the legendary Schaub comedy I've heard of? Because I don't think he's being facetious.

100% serious question for the h8rs

Do you ever use dude wipes to clean your cheeto fingers? Would you recommend them?

>>77560958
Here comes the choochoo train baby bisping tuck in that chin

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Sup

>>77560960
Whittaker is /myboy/. The rightful champ. He for sure out-techniques Bisping. But Bisping must have a tougher chin.

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Spammer hates Schaub, Eugene, Dillon, Bisping, Colby, and Cody

Dillon Bless

>>77561007
stop eating garbage and you won't need dude wipes because your shits wont be a disgusting mess

>>77561007
>this endless crusade against cheetos
will this war ever end from you people?

>>77561007
Why don't you ask Brendan what he cleans his dick with after he has gay sex

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>>77560958
Wew, bisp'n the CTE hit

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For sure if I walked in on my wife having an orgy I'd be okay with it 100% my man. Not a lot of guys appreciate all the angles involved my guy.

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>when you lose a fight but it's alright because for sure you out-awkwarked him

>>77561023
i keep seeing this guy in MMA media but so far i don't see any reason to give a fuck about him. seems like a douche. take an MMA fight or fuck off

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>>77561038
Beating a dead horse.

>>77561023
The spammers favorite fighter is Cody, I asked him.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77461099/#77461511

>>77561039
LOL he got rekt by jake shields in grappling tournament he sucks

>>77560929
Gay-chi is such a zombie, the way he keeps slowly attacking while looking completely gassed is amazing

>>77561031
Should UFC implement a "no dads allowed in the ring" rule?

For sure 100%.

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>When your girlfriend outawkwards you by sleeping with 10 dudes

>>77561048
He falseflags just like when he posts pictures of Brendan and says Schaub Bless while posting scat

>>77561064
She slept with 10 dudes, at the same TIME???

>>77561076
NOOOOO was supposed to be Romero vs silva

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Why aren't spike elbows allowed in mma?

I'm voting we bring back no (You)'s for a bit desu

>>77561119
i think i have what i takes to be a UFC fiter

>>77561076
Is Gastelum really staying at Middleweight
wtf lads

>>77561153
He's gonna retire poor old man silva

>>77561076
no idea who wins that

>>77561164
He's not supposed to. He's supposed to sort himself out and go to Welterweight and do well there.
He's not a Middleweight and won't fare well against bigger guys like Wideman. He got away with it against Vitor and Kennedy, but they're aging, and so is Silva.

>>77561189
tough fight to pick honestly

>>77561199
He did really good against weidman, he was winning until he lost

>>77561153
Probabaly just because he was offered Silva considering how handily Weidman beat him he really doesn't have a chance against top middleweights. He has talking about going down to fight Tyron and he probably thinks heemring Anderson could get him a shot.

>>77560884
Turns out there as a ton of MMA news in the observer this week, worth checking out for sure. Pass it around /heem/ folks. Reading is your friend.

https://pastebin.com/eQNhzkWp

>>77561214
He was losing pretty much the entire fight against Weidman.

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raising CTE awareness

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>>77561222
He has the chance against the top MW's in striking for sure. I think he matches against Whittaker quite well, but Jacare and Poopy Pants would defeat him soundly

>>77561153

He almost heem'd Weedman

Kelvin is legit

>>77561254
The Diaz brothers are speeding up this process by smoking weed. They already talk like retards.

>>77561254

Imagine being a brainlet

>>77560736
How can it cause controversy when the fight has to be over if the ref looks at the replay?

>>77561280
Welcome back jaagup

>>77561055
Lost in triple OT escape time against a much larger man who arguably outgrappled Maia

Youre a clueless h8r

Why do people pretend Fedora is the GOAT?

>>77561235
Meltzer is for sure an autist, but the info in these things is pretty good. The one from the other week had the best read on the new weight classes & regulations I've seen

Hillary lost and spamming the report button furiously doesn't change that losers lmao

>>77561259
>>77561214
He landed one punch, come on. He's good, but he's going to struggle against the top Middleweights as shown by Weidman. He's too small for the class

>>77561449

>He landed one punch

You should go watch the fight again, Kelvin was doing really well

>>77561458
He was getting wrestlefucked 80% of the fight

>>77561479

No he wasnt

>>77561491
Please dont do this fansperg

>>77561427
Stay mad loser Dillon Danis will NEVER win a fight

>>77561500

He literally wasnt though

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>>77561506
Your mother's a fan?

>>77561525
No, she likes fighters that "win" Danis is a LOSER!

>>77561515
Ok fine he was getting his shit pushed in for 80% of the fight

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>>77561525

>>77561515
He was losing pretty much every second of the fight. He had some good scrambles, managed to get up a few times too but even then, that was Weidman pushing the action while Gastelum sat back.
Gastelum didn't look very competitive in that fight at all outside of one punch. Middleweight isn't for him

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>>77561536
I think you'd be surprised my man

>>77561550
Rockhold taking jitz tips from a guy half his size. Absolutely based

are there any fights on tonight?

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>rockhold crushing a literally who on his 2nd ufc fight
wtf, how is this legal

>>77561591
>literally who

>>>/asp/

>american and canadian spergs wake up
>schaub spam starts
really makes me think

>>77561600
>david branch has been my boy since wsof for sure my guy

>>77561591
>literally who
casuals pls

>>77561610
This entire thread has been Americans you subhuman kike

>>77561444
Fast forward to the scat spam you obese loser

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>he watches wsof

>>77561619
>ill double down on being a casual, thats a good trick

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>>77561550
Rockhold taking advice from dillon? Absolutely based

>>77561629
This is the spammer

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>if you don't know every shitty, can crusher fighter then you're a casual

fuck me

will I have to keep track of wmma fighters too

>>77561651
>muh ben askren
>muh david branch
literally unironically kill yourself

>>77561635
Mostly because Bas is on it

>>77561657
SIT ON MY FACE!

>>77561631
The spammer spams reports on people. Good job exposing yourself

>>77561657
If you only watch UFC you're by definition a casual. There's more MMA out there moron.

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>bullying Sage

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>I only watch UFC

>>77561657
David Branch has fought in the UFC. Was a two weight champ in WSOF which people pretend doesn't exist for some reason. And opened up the main card for 211. He was considered one of the top fighters not in the UFC for the past couple years

Literally go to asp

>>77561676
This coming from the sperg who just admitted he's ban evading. I wonder how many proxies you've managed to get banned in your lifetime, has to be approaching 100k at this point

>>77561610
OFFICIAL HEEM SCHAUB FILTER

FILENAME
/IMG_[0-9999]/i

COMMENT
/schaub/i

MD5 Filter
https://pastebin.com/kpgY7AvB

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>>77561699
>>77561712
>if you don't watch wsof you only watch the UFC
>wsof is the only other mma org

>>77561717
>who's admitted he's ban evading

Lol i never said that you autistic loser. Youre so obviously the spammer its hilarious and seeing you squirm right now is cute

Bring on the spam, fatso

>Docksperg having a meltdown
I love it!

>>77561699

I watch UFC, Rizin, Lellator if it's a good card and Ben Asscrack when he fights.

What other organizations do I have to watch to stop being a filthy casual?

If you say Invicta I'll heem you, swear on me mum.

>>77561748

>Being this autistic

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>>77561723
Are you going to keep posting this every single time someone mentions Brendan? I dont think you actually have anything filtered

>>77561768
You're honestly a casual m8, no shame in that my man, just accept it.

>>77561765
Herro fleak bitches

>>77561793

I accept it but how do I stop being a casual?

What do I have to watch? Give me a list.

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I only report the spammer because i truly believe all of your opinions matter

>>77561723
loool this filter is so easy to bypass can't imagine you put in effort every single time to post this lmaoooo

>>77561816
the only casual is that guy considering you, me, and every here would heem him within 1 round

>>77561817
>Drake
Ah ah hahaha faggot

>>77561825
then why dont i see of the shawb spam in this thread that everybody i s complaining about?

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>>77561817
Thanks bro

>>77561766
This is the spammer

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>>77561831
this

Dockie is the spammer or Calendar is the spammer?

>>77561858
both are the same person

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>>77561832
Jealous?

>>77561846
You do

>>77561850
Bless brother

>>77561875
all of heem is like 5 people max. user ids for one day would prove this

Coral Springs gave up his shtick, at least now all I have to do is filter img filenames.

ooooooooh im the spoooooooky spammer for sure lmao bud lol ama low income zilches who is your favorite female bisping gooby

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FOUND THE IMG_POSTER!

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If you insulted this woman's forehead to my face i would literally kill you

>>77561894
You can filter our posts but you will NEVER filter us from your minds

>>77561858
yes

>>77561895
Dockie are you still long on ARK

>>77561858
I told you guys months ago that im the spammer lol

You still wont believe it

>>77561816
You start by watching more MMA thats not just pleb fodder like UFC and "a good bellator card featuring UFC rejects"

Rizin isn't really MMA and is more mandrama, and you know it. Go watch old PRIDE and K-1 fights. WSOF, LFA, ACB, Glory kickboxing, Cage Warriors, this can be your starter pack to not being a casual.

Docksperg is just asshurt that someone in customer support makes more money than him without having to swallow sweaty cum on a daily basis

>>77561895
>dicklet detected

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>ayy what the fuck conor made me suck his dick fuck it whateva

>>77561936
Why do you do it? You make a nice calendar and take picks but then go and spam scat? Why contribute a lot of good and then go around and do so much bad?

>>77561948

Reminder Paulie couldn't handle the mma angles

you are all intolerable faggots
you aren't funny
nobody reads one of your shitposts and feels amusement

someone post the fuggin pic of us pls

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>>77561968
I read them and find them funny and Im somebody

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Who should UFC bantamweight Aspen Ladd fight?

>>77561968
That Paulie post was highly amusing >>77561948

>>77561968
I'm sorry you're such a babydick.

>>77560345


Jones will duck it like he did last time.

>>77561968
Have you wondered what your life would be like if you didn't weigh 300 lbs?

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>>77561982

>normal thread all day
>the 3 american spergs plus that one canadian sperg show up and derail the thread with their shitposting
>repeat every single day

yawn

>>77561995
jon beat gus, and he'll embarrass him in the rematch his striking looks a lot better lmao

>>77562007
This is the spammer!!!!

>>77561939
>Go watch old PRIDE and K-1 fights

I watched all of that when it was actual, was available on TV here because of Cro Cop.

Also some of that shit isn't even MMA, it's kickboxing.

>>77562015
this is the actual spammer

kys friendo

>>77561968
im pretty amused
>>77562007
>bulgaria not a shitposter
theres 4 of us btw

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>>77562007
>>77562007
Don't worry buddy, school is starting up soon

I am the spammer

goddam this place gets terrible when theres not a fight within a week

>>77562023
>Kickboxing isn't a martial art
Okay buddy

instead of fighting the americans, have the americans fight themselves -a wise man

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>>77562047
>>77562041
>>77562040
>>77562027

>>77562007
i actually find it amusing, the amount of samefagging makes it even better. Some guys here even pretend that there someone else and argue with themselves

>>77561939
Glory kickboxing is better than wsof, i have every Pride event illegally downloaded on my computer and i don't watch world series of shitfighting.

>>77562053
fuck you

List your top 3 anti-boys in the ufc

>>77562051
skip to the part where you rage and spam shit because you're upset

>>77561998
Nunes is fighting Bigg Ladds hologram?

>>77562060
Leave him alone

>>77562028
there are 3 americans and 1 canadian at best that participate in the daily schaub sperg-off. And I suspect 2 of the americans are the same person arguing with himself

>>77562053
>Some guys here even pretend that there someone else and argue with themselves
this

>>77562053
If you have a triple digit IQ you can easily tell when the sperg is replying to himself.

>>77562013


>ducks him for half a year
>rather cause an entire card to get canceled than take the short notice fight(for both)

no ones buying your bullshit my guy

>>77562062
Mighty Mouse
Elias Theodorou
Tyrone Woodley

>>77562062
Tyron Woodley
Mighty Mouse
Mark Hunt

>>77562042

t. retard

>>77562086
Gus has done nothing to deserve a titleshot, he should fight Oezdemir first and then when Jones is good and ready he can get KO'd inside 4 rounds.

>>77562106
>I only watch UFC
Calm down casual

>>77562060
fuck you too buddy

>>77562083
i probally have the highest iq here

>>77562062
Kebab
Garbage
Aldo

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Never stop being mad

#Andalways

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How do we fix /heem/?

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Is GSP ducking Woodley?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13676509

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At what age did you grow out of schaub posting?

>>77562129
orc n slave

>>77562132
Ban the obese scat mandrama spammer on 1000 proxies by making his mom get him a job.

>>77562139

p-pls gibe money fite pls

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>>77562132
Add post ID's

>>77562157

HaHa my mom owns buick, good fucking luck

>>77562109

kek, post-usada jones will get killed by guy, he could barely beat him while dodging the testers under the octagon in jacksons gym. He looked like shit against OSP and was beaten up for two rounds by old DC until he landed that one kick which only works against opponents with half his size and reach

>>77562184
This is stupid, if you enable/disable airplane mode you get new ID

>>77562185
You wish nerd

>>77562062
Mighty Mouse
Bisping
Rockhold

>>77562132
>>77562184
this

>>77562139
Of course he is, keep in mind he got KO'd by 5'6" Matt Serra and was made to tap to strikes, I can't possibly imagine what Woodley would do to him in terms of ground and pound.

>>77562184

Also state flags instead of USA flag for Americans.

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>>77562184
And upboats too, and then we can all feel sad for DC cause he's a good person xD

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before i finish laying this out and putting in the posters, Poland said left to right is better so is this easier to read?

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>>77562208
>Bisping
>Rockhold
for what, collectively ruining the MW division?

>>77562232
no you will make fun of my state

>>77562232
state flags would be better, it could also help with rumblr matchups

>>77562237
Still looks pretty congested.

>>77562237

Are you trolling? It looks fucking shit

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>>77562193
>post-usada jones
Oh you were one of those morons saying DC was gonna win cause of USADA lol.

>and was beaten up for two rounds by old DC
Jones was up 2 rounds on one scorecard lol

Gus lost 3 rounds to DC and fought like a complete coward in his last two fights.

https://youtu.be/tXQQFG48kB4
Why are Connor fans so gay?

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>>77562273
>Connor

>>77562237
make it linear you fucking stupid piece of shit, what was this made for a fucking dyslexic person. Why the fuck would you even post this, i'd literally knock you unconscious if you showed me this irl.

>>77562237
STICK TO ORIGINAL FORMAT FFS NO NEED TO UPDATE!

>>77562250
lool what state you live in california or sumthin

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>>77562250

>>77562301
Looooooooooooooool

>>77562273
>>77562281

>Connor

Why are Americans so uneducated?

>>77562286
what do you think linear means?

>>77562292
i never stopped making the regular one. this is in addition to the other one

>>77562301
>>77562302
leave me alone

>>77562312
What for, why do we need extra calendars?

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>>77562237
Oh Jesus, this really doesn't work that way.
For example where's 10th ?

>>77562320
cause i need to know when chan mi jeons birthday is

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>>77562250

It's Wyoming isn't it?

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>>77562232
>More C*ral Springs posters
No

>>77562237
I really wish your mom was more pro-active in finding you a job

>>77562306
>>77562318
california confirmed lmaooo

wait wait let me guess what town, san diego? sacramento?

>>77562338
Why did you use an asterisk?

>>77562343
Not him but there's nothing wrong with living in california. Perfect roads for an /o/tist

>>77562337
no wyoming is a cool state
>>77562343
not california either

>i dont want state flags got daymit

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>>77562343
STOCKTON TWO OH NINE MOTHERFUCKER, DATS WASSUP, TOO REAL FOR THIS STATE FLAG SHIT

>>77562338
I see why you hold a grudge against me.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77043665/#77048428

It wasn't me that reported you, I don't do that.

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>>77562237
This is what a calendar looks like

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Woodley is the WW GOAT literally time to accept this and move on with your sad lives lmao

>>77562365
it was a ruse my guy I would live there in a heartbeat

>>77562367
oh so its some hillybilly southern state then huh, okkie? kansas? georgia?

>>77562320
i dont really do this for you m8. i do it because i have a lot of down time at work and i like doing constructive things. i also make furniture for no reason

>>77562332
nothing happens on the 10th so its not there. only days with events are there. i realize now i shouldnt have posted that without final layout because its hard to envision it

>>77562341
your mom gives me a a couple jobs every night m8. Blow, rim, and hand jobs nightly

The Dollar……. The power……


I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan

100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like in Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!

Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling

10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling

Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland

OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end

Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in

I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us

But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!

Money money money team(x12)

Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team

Money money money money team(x2)