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COMMUNISM

>>77539369
'no'

That manlet heart though.

>>77539608
kid's got some remarkable defensive skills

We going 3 sets
Not gonna lie, schwartzman gives some quality 20is. Fights

You are now aware that out of Zverev, Kyrgshit and Thiem only Thiem has made a GS semifinal

>>77539697
And only Zverev has won a Masters, despite being two and three years younger than Kyrgios and Thiem.

>>77539697
WANK is done, shadow of retirement impending, within the next two years I wager
thiem and zverez will win every gs 2020-2025

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PCAK vs Vekic tomorrow. Should b gud

Reminder that Krygshit took Federer to 3 sets in Miami well Nadal only did 2

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>>77539884
i hope kerbe wins.. i miss watching her win

>>77539917
powerful indictment if anything of ABFs when just getting him 2 3rd set is still remarkable metric in year of our lord 2017

> the short man cant volley
like pottery

>>77539950
>those pit stains
>>77540001
>shaft at the net

>you will never eat thiem's banana
Why live?

>>77540030
New 10is rule: If shaft then shart

ABDS

;_;7

I've never heard someone from South of the Rio Grande say anything positive about Argentina

>>77540061
>>77539608
?

>>77540061
>praising other countries
lmao what kind of faggot does that?

>>77540061
thats bc nobody between rio grande and rio bermejo has said nething correct ever

>>77540097
actually opinions from north of the rio grande are possibly the worst of all

>>77540122
They say that too desu

Can the schwartzmanlet do it?

>>77540097
>leaving out your boys in tartagal

>>77539917
That was unironically the only tournament he's tried in this entire year

>>77540136
case closed

>>77540151
fuk tartagal and fuk brown ppo

>thiem talking to the camera like it's a person

hu is the loli suffering in thiem's box

this match is lit my dudes

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>>77540244
It's not his gf so maybe it's his sister picrel his gf

If thiem and his perfect ass doesn't win I'll never cum again

THIEME THE MEME

>>77540304
unironically me

the short man does it again

>thiesmash

lmfao @ this match just lmfao

>mieme lost this match
>memerev will go on

Why is it so unfair

>>77540304
Time to lock that cock up bb

FUCK THIEM AND FUCK CLAY PIPO

Who is Michael?

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Succ confirmed winner of the leafb owl

>>77540049
>he actually did it the madmanlet
>the city of me

>>77540393
me you finna hookup in the butt?

>>77540415
SOCAL
O
C
A
L
If you're /sp/ famous you're in this anus

>>77539184
post her stinky feets

>>77540393
michael is love. michael is life

>>77540393
michael is based when dropping redpills and retarded when trying to defend his roidfu

Manlets, when will they learn?

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>>77541638
goddamn manlet fucked my accy

how the fuck does someone choke away a 5-2 lead in the third?

nadal today

>>77541996
>Only Nadal can save us from FWL
What a time to be alive.

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>>77542116

>it's a fedditor invasion episode
Worst

>>77540048
>

>>77541689
went to bed at 5-2 thinking, 'thiem got dis'

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>>77541689
>>77542657

Respect the servebot. He doesn't let it slip.

>>77542657
Me 2

>>77542116

Too bad Roidal is Federers bitch now

>>77543225
>now

>implying FedEx didn't only let Roidfael Nadull every now and then out of the cuck shed when he felt like it

it's inevitable that roidal will make the SF so he gets the #1 and then tank it if he sees that federer will be in the final

>>77543360
Nah, Coric will extend his h2h lead.

>>77543360
No
Also it'll b funny when murrie returns at the uso pen solely to cuck us of a Nadal fed final by getting the 2 seed (and losing in 2nd round)

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>>77542573
requesting the popular /sp/ meme of americans turning up to shit on everything, do you have it handy?

>>77543425
Kc tier

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>>77543433
an unoriginal response from an unoriginal repeater burger

>must hate fed, fed is redd
>must hate fed, fed is redd

edgy and contrary, truly casual, why don't you enjoy tennis anon?

>>77543467
But I like fed and you are a retard for believing all us posters are the same.

>>77543525
same general stench

Federer will get the YE #1 or I'll change my name to jizzantapus.

>>77543677
t. Coward who has proven he doth not keep his word

>>77543730
why

who will be the next federer?

>>77544091
The Federer twins

12:30 Haase - Escobedo
12:30 Polansky - Federer (2)
12:30 Harrison - Bautista-Agut (12)
12:30 Nishikori (5) - Monfils
14:00 Dimitrov (7) - Zverev
14:30 Sock (15) - Ferrer
14:30 Shapovalov - Del Potro
15:30 Carreno-Busta (11) - Anderson
15:30 Zverev (4) - Gasquet
16:00 Lorenzi - Kyrgios (16)
18:30 Querrey - Tsonga (8)
18:30 Nadal (1) - Coric
20:00 Goffin (9) - Chung
20:00 Mannarino - Raonic (6)

11:05 Garcia - Lepchenko
11:05 Kuznetsova (8) - Bellis
11:05 Flipkens - Muguruza Blanco (4)
12:30 Vesnina (16) - Barty
12:30 Cibulkova (11) - Safarova
13:00 Pliskova (1) - Pavlyuchenkova
14:00 Radwanska (10) - Babos
14:00 Osaka - Sevastova (15)
14:30 Siniakova - Williams (9)
17:00 Makarova - Konta (7)
18:30 Stephens - Kvitova (14)
19:00 Rybarikova - Halep (2)
20:30 Kerber (3) - Vekic

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>>77544140
Based Germanball

>>77544106
Which twins?

>>77544179
Both? They were all probably genetic engineered, no woman has twins in a row like that.

>>77544196
You underestimate the fertility of Milka la

WUT
How did that manlet beat Thiem?

>>77544140
Lepchenko
Puznetsova
Mugu
Vesnina
Safarova
Pavlyuchenkova
Babos
Sevastova
Williams
Halep
Kerber

>>77544223
She really does look fertile but two twins are suspect regardless.

>>77544238
>Domemeic Thiem

>>77544247
nah, mate. She's so fertile that she gets pregnant with singles just by shaking hands.

Why is founding a company so hard? Fucking Germany and it's bureaucracy

>>77544106
>Olderer will only retire when his daughters start playing at WTA
>then his sons will enter the ATP
>FWL in men and women's singles and doubles
This is the future we chose.

>>77544270
Hire me pls

>>77544270
It's the (((multi-national corporations))) ensuring there's no competition, it's the same here.

>>77544270
Have you even tried to suck some cock? In Germany it sometimes does wonders.

>>77544314
Not hiring anyone man, not even myself
Will literally do it for free for a few years.

>>77544277
nah, Stepanek's illegitimate offspring will rule tennis in the years to come

>>77544322
burgertier jewbaiting manchildren incoming

>>77544348
>in Germany

eh?

is it different if you move countries? more teeth the further from uk you get?

>>77544444
>ostashitko

>tfw dog barks at niggers
based doggo

>>77544626
why are american'ts so transparent?

>>77544515
>>77544515

>>77544688
y

>>77544688
sorry m8 /sp/ doesn't have interesting threads anymore, everything has to stay in a general

>>77544706
Blame the aussies desu
/cric/
/nrl/
/afl/
/rug/

Fuck aussies and fuck boat pipo

Murray withdraws from the Real Slam.
http://www.wsopen.com/news/andy_murray_withdraws_due_to_injury/?CategoryId=12618&Year=2017&pg=1

>>77544811
lmao he might as well withdraw from the remaining of the season, surgery is imminent (again)

>>77544816
He might try the USO at the least.
Won't his withdrawal make Nadal #1 since Andy was defending 600 points and Nadal only 45?

>>77544737
/hoc/ and /trb/ started the rot

Fedora to lose 1st round

>>77544807
but you're the closest /Xis/ has to a boat person, newfag

>>77544888
it's already the second round champ

polansky looks a bloke going for a hit at the local courts lmao

>>77544881
I doubt that he could even stand up.

>>77544909
Fedora to lose 2nd round

Look at this gay pink shit

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Wheat bread
Lettuce
Cabbage
Red onion
Salami
Turkey
Ham
Gruyere cheese

Rate

>>77544928
waterham/10

>>77544922
for practice, I mean

>murrie out of cincy
Tennis is safed

goderer looking aesthetic lads

>>77544973
We'll the tournament is literally named after him

Polansky SHOOK

>>77544995
Holy shit

that was pathetic by polansky lmao

pedohpile btfo

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>>77545000

>>77544811
>>77544816
expected tb h

looks like smooth sailing so far

>no Djoko, Murri and Stan for the rest of the season
>Nadal outside of clay
Who the fuck is gonna stop Federer?

>>77545118
Zverev spoiler mischaspoiler

it's absurd how good he is for a 36yo

>put food in the oven as the match starts
>cook time of 40 mins
>match might be over before it's time to eat

Is that music from a TV show?

>>77545202
Anti Semitic

Roger

Hey that pink shirt reminds me of the 2010 US Open Series where he wore pink to Canada and Cincy

>>77545217
>how to make post about Jews
>not obsessed

exquisite

His overhead form is just otherworldly. How is he so good lads?

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>>77545041
ee din do it doh

>le backhand into the net man

Is Nadal autism?

Mirka put Roger's red hat in the wash with his white t-shirt again.

Polansky's outfit is aesthetic

Aus bro did the food ready yet?

>>77545423
just giving it a couple more mins

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

So is it a rape

Shit Federer is playing so well

RIP Roidal

kek le shank the ball into the stands man

also, tfw no dinner with Rog

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Thanks you based fedegoat
>>77545353
His hat is ace
>>77545438
AusGOD
>>77545446
how old are you again?
>>77545447
No, is tennis
>>77545336
No
>>77545307
Madman did it again

>>77545475
cancer agent

Reminder FedeGOAT hasnt dropped a set in 2 months

>>77545491
Like loving ari disraeli milliband

Post yfw polanskyGOAT comes back>>77545514

w-what if Federer wins the leafyb owl?

clinical

>canadians say "thank-you" after losing

>>77545514
malignant cancer agent

After saving MPs Polansky will win the match now

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Repeat after me

>Winning his 20th grand slam and now your 2017 USO grand slam champion, Roger Federer

Federer looks like an 80 year old man roids are no joke

>>77545578
>this desperation
I drink it in

>>77545576
would that also give him most us open titles?

>>77545536
By Canadian rules, Polansky won.

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>>77545576
Winning his 20th grand slam and now your 2017 USO grand slam champion, Roger Federer

>>77545598
In the open era. Most successful foreigner in the USO, though.

>>77545588
>a British alcoholic
"Well that's a surprise" said no one ever

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>>77545650
>this literal-minded

>>77545812
>you'll never be 6'11
Why live?

>>77545753
>the guardian

Zverev needs to let his hair grow even longer, it would freak his opponents out.

>>77545942
How would I know about that study if it were not for the guardian, silly hue.

>>77545753
Nice countryballing Kc archbishop

Who's got a better chance to pull an upset against Fedora: Succ, Nishikori or Memetrov?

>>77545998
Succ if only bc he good @ tiebreak
HOWEVER
Rog will close his bh (aka noone)

>>77545998
Nishitkori if he uses his samurai warrior tactical MTOs and pee breaks

>>77545979
Because it's surely a bullshit 'study' that serves for some political agenda, that's why is in the guardian.

>>77545987
>from the Kc Obergruppenführer

Well, fuck this shit and this gay ass tournament. Why is leafland even allowed to hold a tennis event?

Fuck this crap, I'm out!

>>77546047
Are you meaning to tell me you don't believe in the warming of the globe?

>>77546047
Specifically allowing the government to tax more shit to "prevent" obesity because of the "negative effects on the brain"

>>77546047
fatbastards detected
>>77546071

Is Monfils the Pogba of tennis?

Federer is lucky Murray and Djokovic played the entire year injured

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>>77546047
>study
Probably not even that the Guardian is Huffpoo for bongs

benis vs el porter might be gud
where the argentier?

>>77546115
>color
>on a british site

>>77546112
The last time Murray beat Fed was in 2013. After that he's only won one set.

>>77546115
they have some far lefty stuff but on the whole it's amongst the best. depends who you compare them to

>>77546123
track and field
taking a break from watching tennis rn, studies will confirm if season ending burnout

whats the most aesthetic tennis hat lads

>>77546232
RF

>>77546232
No hat and long hair.

>>77546232
hats are for baldlets

vast sums in prize money, empty stands
sure makes me wonder

>>77546420
Money laundering?

raquet

is the surfer dude aesthetic making a comeback? first zverev, now shapovalov, also the kid in the junior wimbledon final, all sporting the long unkept blond hair look

>>77546615
imo it's always been a popular look for people aged like 16-19

>>77546664
may b biased since australia is particularly linked 2 surf culture
it did experience a decline elsewhere

feather

>del poo getting BTFO by some 15 year old
Why are all lanklets made out of glass?

>jock sook

holy fucking shit

genuinely feel sorry for anyone who hasn't seen this monfeels tiebreak

kek @ latam espn commentators once agen talking about monfils' "colourful" game

Another shamefur dispray from Nishchoke.

So what is the probability of Nishikori committing Sudoku at the hotel later tonight?

>>77546853
62%

>>77546824
jelly
lookin at shatavatof

will delpo just lose whenever he plays a lefty now?

Denis is a psycho, sure of it.

>>77546824
chokejob bi kneeSHITkoreigh

delpoo and shapoovaloo are fucking trash

>>77546853
Zero. If he had any shame he would have committed sudoku years ago.

>>77547055
*heems u w/ tenis ball 2 da ice*

>mischa is really good at playing the net
>alex is really bad at playing the net
>both coached by their father
Really gets the soup simmering, huh?

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Looking forward to watching Kyrgios

the fuck was that at the Dimitrov match?

>>77547418
His friend pushed him down (I guess)

>>77547418
lmao I think he fell from the stands

>>77547320
i know ure secret

>>77547430
>pushing your friend down from 2m on rubber coated cement
J-Just a-a joke, c-come on man don't you know how to have fun?

German commentator honestly said the Zverevs are living in Monacco because of the better training facilities

>el poo

>>77547748
Gotta keep the consumers blue-pilled.

Life is a purple pill.

t. kc master

>>77547852
kcientists get ironpilled

>Murray to surely lose no1 ranking next Monday
The farce is finally over

>>77547948
Pliskova should lose it asap. Mugu is head and shoulders above her.

>>77541514
accurate

>that guy who thought it was going to be dimemetrov's year after the AO
literally me

>>77547987
Why can't she be consistent then?

>>77547997
Did he even play Wimbledon?

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>>77548022
Fed demolished him.

>>77547320
please save us KyriGOD

>>77548022
She reached a GS final in 2015, 2016 and 2017. Pliskova only in 2016. There should be someone who makes a 3-year-ranking for real comparison.

>>77548055
>ywf l'equipe 's prophecy will never come true

>Shitmemetrov
>>77547997
Yeah me as well

>>77548055
Oh yeah, that match was so unremarkable my brain literally wiped out its memories. Poor fella.

>>77548073
Interesting idea tbqh.

>>77548055
what was a bigger fuckup, including all those meme players or NOT including the goats?

>jacc succ

>>77548055
To be fair to them, who could have predicted that Wawrinka would become a multiple GS winner after 30, or that Murrovic would get injured immediately before 2018, or that Thiem and Zverev would appear, or that Fedal would dominate again?

>>77546232
2016 RG y-3 cap

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Are they twins?

>>77548282
>zebra print
Questionable

Jack Sock? More like Jack sucks at tennis, right?

>>77547868
'll ironpill you in a minute sunshine

Montreal is easily the comfiest masters venue.

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F

If Canadians use metric speed units, doesn't that lead to a lot of speeding Americans on the near boarder highways?

>le double fault 4 times in a row man

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Is this the worst No. 1 of all time?

>>77548499
Wozniacki

>>77548499
she should release those titties

kek just saw that sock lost a breaker to ferrer

>>77548546
Dude, she's fat. Nobody wants to see this disgusting cow.

greg's hairline is depressing

>>77548608
Not anymore, that's an old pic.

>>77548608
wanna see those disgusting titties

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I understood that the German commentator was so happy about Sascha's win in Washington. I don't get why he is so completely frustrated and surprised with Mischa losing here.

>>77548608
>Nobody wants to see this disgusting cow.

You are very wrong about that

>>77548650
Because he thought he had a chance.
Dimitov was playing like crap.

>16-0 vs Ferrer
>6-0 against autista bagut and memetrov
Only Myson has a chance to take Federer to a 3rd set before the final.

>>77548650
Those 4 DFs in a row may have had something to do with it

>>77548608
ohmoooooooo

kyrgios is so fucking good when he wants to be

>>77548780
just like tomic, amirite, he just doesnt really want to haha

>the shitty of delpoo xD

do I fit in yet haha

>>77548809
if you can be top 20 in the world half arsing it then yeah clearly you could be pretty fucking good if you tried

Bronnen is the best :DDDD

>>77548935
obviously hes good but isnt good enough for the top 10, thats why hes always tanking when it matters most.
wake me up when he wins a masters or reaches a grand slam final (will never happen)

>>77548975
tomic? yeah he doesn't have the drive, his game would be good enough to be top 10 if he put in the work but not enough to win a slam, his movement isn't good enough

Daily reminder baldal just needs to make it semis to be #1

>>77549559
I hope baby goat wins the second set so I can watch Nadal

>>77549559
>1 slam won this year and will still be #1

This nigguh finna get bageled

^jinxed

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>Sascha ded

>>77549020
i meant kyrios

Why doesn't SCAM take a rest/roid/whatever break?
>implying he can defend his points with his hip aids

>>77549886
Too many points to defend from the end of last year

>>77549886
He's probably delaying his decision until the very last moment because Scottish logic.

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Good job with the camera angles Canadian TV

>gaskek

lmao

Umpball, and this time is real.

Man, I expected an Edmund-like start of season with this match, but Nadal is not joking around this time.

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What a match

holy shit

>german lanklets

How the fuck did he win a Master's title?

>>77550655
Memes
Also no fedegod

>dat rally

wow

>gaschoke

Damn, the fuccboi's BH is so sweet.

Based match

GBAZ actually won lel

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Don't mind me, just staying in this tournament with a 45 shot rally when my opponent has a match point

>>77550951
49 shots

fuck, what did I miss?

>Miloš rowdick

Crazy that Samantha was the slight underdog in this match. Given their recent forms they both should have been given even odds

based PF Chungs

Tsuuuuuunga shook af by big brace Sam querrey

>>77551977
BENCH PRESS N SERVING

>>77550951
people in this general told me there is no way he would make top 8 until the end of the season.
suck it nerds. the one true future goat.

>getting schooled in your own turf by a no-name frenchman

Fucking retire, Raonic.

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>How to get rich as a tennis player: work really really hard, spend days on end practicing and lifting weights. Still requires a bit of luck in tournaments. Have to be strong mentally.
On the other hand, you can be like genie and get millions from adverts while bowing out early and spend time at amusement parks

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>federer and nadal have virtual walkovers to the final

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>Zfw the big 4 retire

>>77552106
Don't misunderstand me, props to him for his breakthrough of consistency this year. But a big part of him ending the year even in the top5 will also come down to the fact that most of the top10-15 guys are being mere shadows of their previous selves or are being forced to skip a lot of tourneys and even a big part of the season due to injury.

>>77552289
not my boy's problem. hes playing the atp finals.

This Querrey-Tsonga match is turning out to be bretty good.

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>>77552324
>replying to pereddit

Also
*thiem cilic and Sam "the will" querrey block his path to the year end top 5*

>>77543377
Thanks for the jinx

BENCH PRESS N SERVE

Based Sam. Great interview too

I wonder what Donna is going to do for the rest of the year without Stan paying for her flights and hotels

>>77552734
>implying he won't do that

>>77552734
He doesn't need to be there to pay for them.

Hey, has anybody seen dubai bro? Been a long while since I've read one of his posts.

>Peru (Gay)

>>77553026
supposedly he was gonna come back after the uso pen

>>77544926
he won

>>77553162
I see

>he was gonna come back after the uso pen

Smart guy

desu senpai baka

>>77545320
no Thiem is

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>>77545601

Donna finna get BTFO

>2-time wimbledon champion
Stephens hasn't even existed this year until now
WTF happened?

Tsonga, Raonic, Gasgay, Busta Rhymes, succ, del Potro, Nishikori, and Goffin all out on Day 3

ooh boy this is gonna be fun

>Sam Querrey will be the world's number one ranked tenis player in your lifetime
Feels very very good

https://streamable.com/577i9

>>77553468
Thirsty for replies, uh?

Here is one for the effort, leaf.

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>>77553468
The golden age of bench press + serve is upon us

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>kerber actually won a match
Wow

missed kyrg and nadal and zverev, phuh kin sleep.

My lunge game is getting gud lads

son of donald has grown on me, he's quite intense, shame he'll be playing when monfeels is on

>>77553852
He's a good player dude. Definitely the best murican next genner

https://youtube.com/watch?v=smZA9Jv3qH0