MLB general thread

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Souza, Duda, and Dickgod will carry us to the Promise Land

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>Dodgers go 43-7 in a 50 regular season games
>immediately proceed to go 1-3 in the postseason

>>77525225

I thought Longo was supposed to be your best player. He's basically the Rays captain

Seriously man, at what point do the Giants just blow up the team? They could quickly do a WS rebuild if they really wanted to.

>>77525243
How was Blade Runner 2049 future boy?

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Mad at the Mets?

yankees front office has deep pockets and a great farm system, guaranteed world series win in the next few years

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>>77525225
You're welcome.

>>77525243
Before 2017, the top 3 teams who have the best 50 game stretches in baseball history didn't go on to win the world series
One of them was the dodgers in 2013

>>77525250
Bro is it 2010?

But he's amazing too, had a real comeback year and his contact rate is at a career high. He's for sure gonna retire at the Trop

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>Judge is sucking
>Gary is sucking defensively
>Ellsbury is a 21 million dollar albatross
>Holliday is the designated out
>Todd Frazier sucks

At least we got Sir Didi

>>77525202
Is Williams becoming the starter we've been looking for?

>>77525202
Yo, take down this fuckin thread
You can keep being mad at the Dodgers but you can also keep on envying our success

>>77525282
What a bad nickname

>>77525282
hopefull gary stops being a lazy spic and Judge stops swinging for the fence, all (((cashman))) has to do is get rid of Ellsbury and we're in real good shape

>>77525282

>Ellsbury

I hate him, all he can do is steal bases. You gotta get on base first to do that

>>77525269
You'll have to get through the Astros and Red Sox. Astros still have some high impact prospects that will graduate in the next 2 years. The NL will be fought between the Dodgers and Cubs. Both of which have deep pockets and in the cubs case already graduated their farm.

Wild cards are Barves, White Sox, and Padres all of which have great farm systems.

>>77525299
>nickname
he was actually knighted
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/103956712/didi-gregorius-has-been-knighted/

>>77525302
Ellsbury is a pussy

>>77525299

Didi is actually knighted

>>77525277
Hanley was the best hitter and he got injured in game 1 of the NLCS. Fucking piece of shit cards beaning our players.

>all these walks
>that balk

>the city of Milwaukee

>>77525261
Almost as enjoyable as the dodgers game 4 collapse in the NLDS

>>77525390
Why do you dislike the Dodgers so much?

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MARINERS!

Trout hit his fourth birthday home run out of the six birthday games he's played. Also hit his 1000th hit earlier.

Corey Kluber is a world-class pisspig.

>>77525262
Yes and I'm a Mets fan. Since the Rey Ordonez era.

>>77525639
I'm an Astros fans since the Craig Biggio (NL) era

>>77525703
cool, he was a good player. end of the biggio era? or early biggio

>>77525514
they're currently better than his team this season, and he enjoys making fun of the superior team's postseason woes from previous years.

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bros....

>>77525709
Early Biggio (Astrodome). Did you know he played when Nolan Ryan was on the team too?

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we can't stop the Dodgers bros

>>77525724
Who the fuck can stop them?

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They're laughing at us bros

>>77525623
He's pretty fooking amazing. We should all be more appreciative of getting to watch him play in his prime.

A damn shame the Angels are wasting his prime.

>>77525730
I guess that makes sense. I know Ryan was on the rags at the end and he was based with them.

>>77525202
Are those reeboks they're wearing?

Top fucking kek
>anglels

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>>77525732

I FUCKING HATE THE DODGERS

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WE CAN'T STOP THEM BROS

nineteen-eighty eight

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>>77525767
>>77525732
>>77525743
>>77525724
>>77525390
>>77525243
>>77525202
The Dodgers didn't play today.

>BUT I STILL
>CAN'T
>SEEM TO
>GET YOU
>OFF
>MY
>MIND

Did you know that Red Red Wine by UB40 was the #1 hit when the Los Angeles Dodgers won the World Series?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

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Bros.....

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tfw the Dodgers have the day off and can't get another win

>>77525806
How do we stop them?

>>77525817
Give them as many days off as possible

>HOW DO WE STOP THEM BROS OMG POSTSEASON HAHA LMAO KERSHAW CHOKE OCTOBER THEYLL STOP THEMSELVES

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>>77525202
>Dodgers literally gay edition
Should have used this, casual.

>>77525720
Makes sense

Is there an active player that wears one batting glove, two ear flaps, uses pine tar, wears stirrups, and has a goatee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik8IbETHKxs
Baseball kino.

HOW

>>77525882
me, but I'm not posting my name here

>>77525893
Hey Hunter Pence, how ya doin'?

>>77525882
brad miller

>>77525882
Cash Considerations

>>77525897
fuck off faggot
I'm wild

>>77525882
Corey Kluber wallows in piss.

Friendly reminder that every other team in the National League West has a more recent World Series Appearance than the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The Dodgers didn't play today, nobody was even posting about the Dodgers, but I still can't stop posting about the Dodgers bros!
They're living in my head rent-free!

>>77525932
That's not true the Phillies haven't been since 1950

>>77525955
actually, the phillies have won a ring more recently then the dodgers

>>77525962
Nope.

Before bed I study my 12-foot corkboard covered to the corners in nothing but red yarn and images of Clayton Kershaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQHvfzC2NXU
>ywn fix Lauren Shehadi's swing while she wears tight ass clothing
Why live?

>>77525965
unbelievable as it may sound, its true
other teams that have won a ring more recently than the dodgers include the marlins, braves, twins, A's and the giants, not one but three times

>>77526006
You forgot about the Reds and Royals!

>>77525985
another example of the patriarchy taking charge of incompetent fem garbage
#maga

>>77526015
im sorry, it really is such a long list of teams with success more recent than the dodgers

>>77526036
If the dodgers win this year what will the go to way to attack the ballclub be?

I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when the Doyers pull a 2001 Mariners this postseason.

>>77525985
brazzers logo when?

>>77525985
Lol could you imagine if this had the Brazzers logo on it, I would bust a gut laughing at that lol

Cause it would be like they were in a porno

Bruce Bochy is begging for free outs against the cubs

laughing my life off @ this sore loser, is this what the little giants have come to? glad I get to watch this comedy show tonight called "giants baseball"

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yfw pirates go .500 and still win the division for the first time in 25 years

>>77526135
They still a team?

>>77526147
As long as the owner makes money

>>77526146
What did he mean by this?

>>77525867
>implying you don't high-five people all the time

>>77526146

I find crying women to be very hot. Does that make me a psychopath?

>>77526050
I guess that the Giants won 3 in 5 years, so unless the Dodgers do that they still suck.

And also the ebin
>they bought a championship
meme, even though most of the team are still on their rookie contracts, traded for nothing or were signed as FA for dirt cheap.

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The M4 Sherman evolved from the M3 Medium Tank,[N 1] which had its main armament in a side sponson mount. The M4 retained much of the previous mechanical design, but put the main 75 mm gun in a fully traversing turret. One feature, a one-axis gyrostabilizer, was not precise enough to allow firing when moving but did help keep the reticle on target, so that when the tank did stop to fire, the gun would be aimed in roughly the right direction.[6] The designers stressed mechanical reliability, ease of production and maintenance, durability, standardization of parts and ammunition in a limited number of variants, and moderate size and weight. These factors, combined with the Sherman's then-superior armor and armament, outclassed German light and medium tanks fielded in 1939–42. The M4 went on to be produced in large numbers. It spearheaded many offensives by the Western Allies after 1942

>>77526236
>>>/k/

>>77526197
do you also find it very hot when they're bruised up and likely going through some real emotional distress like they got raped or their dad died?

>First career inside-the-park-homer for Javier Baez, first for a Cub since Anthony Rizzo last season and 10th in AT&T Park history.
Really, only the 10th iinside-the-park-homer for AT&T Park? It seems like its fucked up design would allow for more.

I recall ichiro (not a hall of famer) hitting one in an all star game many years ago

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RESPOND TO THIS POST WITH "BE GONE TAL" OR YOUR TEAM WILL NOT SPORT A WINNING RECORD FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS

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Avila FLEECEd the Cubbies

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>>77526262
>it's a "Ichiro not going to the HOF meme" again

>>77526283
>It's a Tony Gwynn is the greatest pure hitter of all-time under the conditions I deem fair episode
>It's a Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle episode
>It's a DG episode
>it's a Dodger episode
/mlb/ has become too predictable.

>>77526293
>Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle
This.

>>77525252
>Giants dismantling their core
Never gonna happen for better or worse. Think more along the lines of Philly than Oakland.

>>77525867
I high-five this post

>>77525985
I'm no footfag but it was better when she kicked her dressy shoes off and took some cuts in a dress.

>>77526050
>now do it two more times in the next four years

>>77526236
leave forever, this meme is not supreme

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you will never have a jacket as cool as this

>>77526293
To be honest I'll take predictable and boring /mlb/ over any other general any day. I'm too much of a baseball fag to give a shit about other sports.

>>77526314
>fuk
lol i'm a little kid @ heart so i find this funy

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last night someone called kluber a "piss hippo" i asked what i was and never got an answer...

Corey Kluber defends his #1 pisspig title nightly and the competition isn't close.

>>77526354
DESU I was wondering what that guy meant all day too. wow I have no life if this is what I wonder during the day.

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Like this but with peepee

Do you guys remember when the A's were good? What happened there?

I feel like ever since the Brad Pitt Moneyball movie came out the team has been drizzling piss hippo shits since...

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>>77526381

it had to be molester.

slang that obscure can only cum from the gay bar

>>77526245

No, just the tears

>>77526424
I was a hardcore max hardcore fan
shame about the jail thing

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> Couldn't make a "umm bros how do you stop them" thread about the Dodgers cause they didn't play

Nice.

>>77526401
The quality of A's baseball is as unpredictable as the makeup of their roster on any given night.

Beane is just a meme GM.

>>77526401
>The Athletics met the Kansas City Royals in the 2014 American League Wild Card Game. The Athletics held a 7-3 lead over the Royals through seven innings; a furious Royals rally, however, saw the Royals tie the game by scoring three runs in the eighth inning and one run in the ninth. In the 12th inning, the Athletics' took an 8-7 lead on an Alberto Callaspo line drive; the Royals, however, would again rally for a 9-8 walk-off victory (their first playoff win in 29 years). The Athletics have not reached the postseason since.
Royals shrekd them too hard

if it was possible how much would it cost to get the Angels to release Mike Trout from his contract like how Neymar paid 222M for his release clause recently. 222M wasn't enough for Barcelona to willingly let him go by the way, but they had to by some Spanish law

>inb4 no price
that's wrong

>>77526469
beane is the most overrated executive in all of sports. I'm getting tired of people still thinking he's brilliant because someone wrote a book and brad pitt played him in a movie.

>>77526486
Isn't there some California rule where Trout can opt out this offseason?

I remember reading about it a while back?

>>77526485
>you now remember jon lelster blew that lead after allowing a million stolen bases

http://scores.espn.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=340930107

>>77526544
>yordano ventura pitched in that game

rest in piss

>>77526505
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/how-mike-trout-could-legally-become-a-free-agent/

Commiefornian law strikes again.

>>77525225
Please give duda something to be happy about

>>77526544
>Lester in Oakland
Mr. "Glad To Be Here" if there ever was one, I remember him being on the verge of crying when he got the news he was headed over

https://youtu.be/844plbHuW84

This is the best moment that the padres have ever had in baseball. Just look at it

>>77526655
>changing directions on backspins
'80s b-boys were best b-boys

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>>77526544
>James Shields starting a playoff game.

2017 me is struggling to remember a James Shields that would be relied upon to pitch in one of those.

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>Angels lose because of ANOTHER grand slam in the late innings

explain your fucking pitching staff, angels fans

>Trout misses 50 games
>has almost as many home runs as Harper

Who could ever doubt Trout is far and away the best player in baseball?

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>>77526778

>>77526787
Trout has missed 1/3 of the season and he is easily on pace to hit 30 home runs with an ungodly batting average. It hurts so much that he went down this year because he was having his best year yet. I'm missing Trout GOAT years with a stupid finger injury.

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>>77526653
What was the best was how Lester and Ross made a great partnership in Boston. And then entered Cubs lore with their 2016 season together. If the Cubs didn't have Contreras you can bet the fanbase would have petitioned the front office vigorously to keep Ross for an extra year no matter how much money it took.

>What would it take to offer David Ross a contract extension
>'Hit a home run in the playoffs'
>He does hit one
>'Did I say just one? I meant two'
>Hits a second one at his final at bat in game 7 of the world series
>'They weren't are enough'
FUCK YOU THEO

>>77525753
Yes, they look like Exofits.

>>77526827
He's on pace for 38 dongs. Will likely reach qualifying amount of PAs should he play in every single game (needs to average 4.08 PAs per game, second slot in batting order averages 4.55)

>The LA Angels won at the EXACT same pace both with and without Mike Trout
WARbabbys will defend this

>>77526926
lmao WAR is done!

>>77526926
WAR exposed as 100$ fraudulent

>>77526939
>tfw I used WAR to try to win the lottery
>tfw feel vindicated by this anon's proof of how meme of a stat WAR is

Do unwashed armpits smell like Doritos or do Doritos smell like unwashed armpits?

>>77526939
Wow, that's 500% as fraudulent as a counterfeit $20 bill.

>>77526544
Fourth overall pick Christian Colon had that legendary pinch hit RBI and is now out of baseball

>>77526966
Oh no he's not, he plays for the Marlins
Goodspeed Christian Colon wherever U may be

>>77526949
my armpits are unwashed rn and smell nothing like Doritos

>>77526949
My armpits smell like Corey Kluber's tongue.

>>77527058
why was Corey Kluber licking your tongue and not your benis?

>Strop hasn’t allowed an earned run in his past 15 appearances
WHAT THE FUCK, WHEN DID STROP GET GOOD?

wait I thought paxton was a meme

Of all the best athletes in their respective sports around the world, Mike Trout is the bestest. Dont @ me.

>>77527505
JAMES PAXTON IS

ELITE
L
I
T
E

>>77527564

This thread is dead without me.

>>77528026
Who?

Live life by the 3 Bs Bitches Bagwell and Biggio

>>77525932
>Appearance

The absolute state of Denver, Colorado

I didn't know they piled shit a mile high

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When you least expect us

More like the Tampa Gay Gays

>>77528766
Damn.

>>77528354
>LA can't even make an Appearance in the World Series when even we can, and we'll do it again soon
How shameful

>>77528372
I don't know why they were piling your ancestor's dead corpses that high either

>>77526354
autism and obsession

>>77529170
Boring post.

>>77529307
Shut the fuck up faggot. I can tell you're just a butthurt Phillies fan, bitch.

>>77529403
Okay, sorry. Jeez, don't yell at me! I'm very sensitive.

>>77525320
>still this mad he couldn't buy a World Series and that's kershaw is St. Louis' bitch

Lel

Daily reminder that Tampa Bay Steve is a Yankees fan false flagging as a Rays fan.

>Yankees recall Bryan Mitchell
Good, they needed a proper first baseman.

>>77529503
why would a Yankees fan false flag as a rays fan... unless they feel threatened by them... because they're in second place... AFTER TRADING THE FARM

>>77529523
>Only posts in gamethreads if they're playing the Yankees
>Is openly a fairweather fan, yet knows all of the Yankees players and their farm system
>Knows the Yankees' memes
>Always talks about the Yankees in the general
>Has a strange "hatred" of the Yankees, even though he claims that he only follows the Rays when they're good, so there's really no reason for him to hate the Yankees
If he isn't a false flagger, he's the most autistic fan on the planet. Fitting for a Rays fan I guess.

>>77529523
>YAKS

TRADED THE FARM

FOR

SECOND

PLACE

>BUT BUT WE'RE REBUILDING
>SIGN CHAPMAN
>ACQUIRE ANOTHER PREMIER CLOSER STILL
>SIGN FRAZIER
>ACQUIRE GRAY

SECOND
E
C
O
N
D

YAKS

>>77529549
I call em the "Stankees"

>>77529656
the original was jew york bankees

>>77529665
oy vey goyim dats so antisemetic

>>77529665
Please stop with the anti-semitism, thanks! :)

>>77529677
>>77529676
No intention to offend or be racist. Just pointing out the original that was probably started by boston chowderhead micks.

>>77529677
Please refrain from posting Anti-Palestinian words like antisemitic as it is racist sexist transphobic and enables apartheid thanks :^)

>>77529730
Plese refrain from shitposting
I know it's in your nature, but you can rise above it. Be more French. :^)

>>77529730
Onthou asseblief om kolonialisme te bevorder deur in Engels op ons beeldbord te kommunikeer. ;-)

>>77529787
COMMIES?

Please refrain from pissing in the toilet and instead use Corey Kluber, the gay piss pig.

Is Aaron Judge the new David Justice?

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>yfw

>The Dodgers are going to blow a 3-1 lead in the NLCS
Fucking pottery

This Kluber "meme" is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

>>77526544
Wait, isn't Lester the fucking autistic pitcher who refuses to throw to first?

>>77530072
yes

What team has the most reddit tier fans?

>>77530176
Seattle and it's not even close

>>77530176
Seattle or SF

>>77530176
On here or in general?


Seattle either way desu

>>77530176
Seattle

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>>77529294

>>77530176
Mariners

>>77530176
First team to falseflag with Pickle Rick

>>77530546
Jays fans aren't really plbebit, they're just obnoxious

>>77530176
M's

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>>77530072
>>77526544
>>77526485

was it the greatest meme game of our time?
>pic

>>77530626
How about that game where Scooter Gennett hit the first home run cycle in big league history?

>>77530626

the royals used BIG GAME and the drunking driving dead manlet then still swept the Angels...

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>>77530669
HIstory will never forget that day

>>77530738
I see you're still pushing this edited image to fit your talking points.

>>77530791
What? That's the game he hit 4 home runs. We're in agreement that he actually did it, friend.

>>77530738

>CIN day game
>traded to MIL
>flies to SEA for night game
>pinch hits in the 7th
>absolute madman...

>>77530817
And the crazy thing was he was traded BACK to Cincinnati right after

>>77530803
This is page one, straight out of the MK Ultra playbook. You won't silence the Scooterheads who saw what he did that day.

>>77530832
>We are in complete agreement that Scooter Gennett hit the homerun cycle
>Somehow this means we are enemies and must fight over the point we both agree on

>>77530563
>>77530553
>>77530550
>>77530531
>>77530442
>>77530438
>>77530201
What did Seattle do to attain this status of Reddit?

>>77530823

legit question, could you play for multiple teams in one day?

>>77530858
Yes. Joel Youngblood did this

https://www.mlb.com/orioles/video/youngblood-makes-trade-history/c-34976741?tid=55372352
Don't ask why it's the Orioles page, I have no idea

No homo but Kiermaier is the most attractive man in the MLB

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>>77530900

what else does baltimore really have to talk about?

>getting swept by the royals
>having the BLM riot and cause a 0 attendance home game
>losing a wc game to leafs
>an uppity nigger lying about peanuts being thrown at him

>>77530973
t. mo'Lester

Who was a more iconic troll: DG or mo'Lester?

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>>77531037

was? they both still out there. also possibly the same person

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>>77531073
I'm glad the mets BTFO him. We had Murphy going strong and granderson coming up big in games. Plus degrom and syndergaard being huge when they had to. Too bad that success never carried over and they suck once more

>>77530176

Any seattle team for any sport

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I wish I only had to work 2 hours a week

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>>77531027
Are you saying you wouldn't?

Is it possible for someone to have a batting average less than his obp?

>>77531105
The Mets Dynasty
August 2015-October 2015
RIP

>>77531175
Fuck, other way around. I meant obp <avg

>>77531191
No. They can be the same though.

>>77531168
Yes. That is exactly what I'm saying.

>>77531175
>>77531213
Yes, you need more Sac Flies than walks, IBB, and HBP's though.

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>>77530973
Thats a weird way to say chicken tendies

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>>77531275
he's pretty yummy but kipnis

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>>77526281
Since this post he is now 4-4 with 2 HRs ahahahahahahahaha

>>77525882
PTBNL

>>77531455
What about cash considerations?

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>>77530176

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>>77530857
they had a meme night with Icanhazcheeseburger shit in 2015

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>>77531021
you forgot having an elite closer then not using him in a one game wildcard

>>77530857

sjw hipster ground zero

How is it that we've found a Reddit meet up picture for the Dodgers, Royals, and Yankees, but not the Mariners?

>>77531475
Cash Considerations only uses one ear flap helmets.

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>>77531541
the dodgers meetup isnt until the 24th

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>>77529677
No

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>>77531676

>>77530438
Giants fans are fucking annoying. People move to this city and are super proud of being a San Franciscan so they latch on to things of cultural importance to the place. You see them move here and buy a shit ton of Giants gear and get really fucking into it on a surface level to feel like they belong here. The actual lifelongs are cool and I enjoy bantsing with them.

>>77531702
>That jew


"Oy vey! Get excited for your big 4 pitching staff goyim! We'll bump the price up so you can't see another game for cheap until they're all gone!"

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>>77529931

Could Jessica Mendoza make it in the bigs?

>>77533672
>could a person who plays in a sport where they use a bigger ball, uses a different bat, plays in a smaller field, pitchers almost always throw underhand and the mound is closer to home plate play in the major leagues over hundreds of more worthy minor leaugers
Yes ESPN, she could totally do it

>>77533672
Who? and no. SHE could not

>>77533672

I think even the best buttball girl that ever was probably would peak at AA

>>77531676

I think baseball is the only sport Hebrews excel at

>>77534053
>>77534244
>>77534424
Let's tone down the racism gentlemen.

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>>77534684

>the female race

>>77531743
Those are the guys making ticket prices higher for me and forcing all my Juan Miguel Paco Jose friends to move to the outer reaches of the East Bay or go from renting houses in the peninsula to renting rooms.

Still, I don't blame them for the sports stuff. Following a local team is one way of ingratiating yourself with a community. You're probably blind to it but they do it with your shit team too (because if they don't then your team must really be pathetic and irrelevant).

>>77530176
West coast teams in general. Seattle fans are cancer, but so are autistic dodgers-giants flamewars and tripfagging.

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>>77534053
>>77534244
>>77534424
Scared of a girl dominating?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cj6IasJZIk

>>77535373

>That's the thing about baseball. Just isn't that fun

what did he mean by this? Also the Lonnie Smith video is still the best one

>>77535361
>softball pitcher pitching underhand and closer to the mound, using a bigger ball
>A fucking leaf

>>77535499
*closer to homeplate

>>77535468

>the Lonnie Smith video is still the best one

Batless Bonds is the best one

>>77535361
>Not showing when he crushed the ball

these threads were more fun when the jays were relevant

I'm a Royals fan and I want attention.

>>77535361
Who exactly is that batter?

>>77535373
It was decent. Pretty good, even.
>>77535468
I think it might have been a joke. He just said it pretty straight

>>77535622
3x NL MVP, 10x All-Star, 6x Silver Slugger, Albert Pujols

Are there any male players with womanly bodies?

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>>77535913

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>>77525202
The Dodgers will lose in the NLCS to the Nationals in 6 games.

Clayton "I fucking suck dicks in the playoffs" Kershaw will come in from the bull pen on short rest, Bryce Harper will hit a walkoff homerun off of him.

>>77535913
Corey Kluber frequently dresses like a woman if that counts

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>>77535962

> Nationals
> Reaching NLCS

Here comes Seattle trying to break up that Reddit rep, but one bold outburst does not scrub away years of milquetoast glad-handing.

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>Source: David Price will require TJS. Likely out until 2019 season.

>>77535992
>milquetoast

Best rookie hazing costume or event?

>>77536038
Rangers rookie handjobs

>>77525797
UB40 gets a lot of shit because their top songs are corny, but they're underrated. Rat In Me Kitchen is a great album.

>>77525243
>we only post about the dodgers when the conversation is forced

Oh god this is too hilarious

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>Jacoby Ellsbury has a 153 million dollar contract

Does the Yankees FO really value reaching on catcher's interference that much?

>>77536065
>Rangers rookie handjobs

Sounds hot.

>>77536120
Because the dodgers going 42-8 in 2013 sure got them to the world series amirite

>>77536204
nice goalposts fag

Who's the best woman to have played in MLB?

>>77536272
No goalposts were moved, I'm sorry reality is crumbling around you

>>77536300
are you retarded?

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Apologize

Reminder that having the best regular season record is like winning the World Series to Dodger fans.

>>77536273
Jose Bautista

>>77536308
I see you have trouble understanding conversations and have resorted to throwing around buzzword insults.

>>77535838
Let's see her throw overland from 60'6"

Really though, what will /mlb/ do if the Dodgers win the Worlds Eries?

I'm predicting they will say that L.A won in a year when everyone else was down or something like that. They will try and discredit the Doyers by saying its illegitimate because they spent a lot of money to get a ring.

>>77536273

A.J. Pierzynski

>>77536438
>A.J. Pierzynski

Why A.J.?

>>77525955
What about 1980 and 2008.

>>77536529
Cubs fan still asshurt about AJ I guess?

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>People keep pushing the "Dodgers haven't won since 1988" meme
They won in 1994, faggots

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Jay Bruce > Bruce Horper

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Amed Rosario - 9 wins
Noah Syndergaard - 8 wins
Michael Conforto - 7 wins
Matt Harvey - 6 wins
Jacob deGrom - 5 wins
Yoenis Cespedes, Juan Lagares, Mike Moustakas, Neil Walker, Robert Gsellman, Dom Smith, Seth Lugo - 4 wins
Wilmer Flores + T. J. Rivera, Travis D'arnaud + whoever - 2 wins
Addison Reed, A. J. Ramos, Zack Wheeler, Steven Matz, Jeurys Familia, like 3 other bullpen guys - .5 wins

9 + 8 + 7 + 6 + 5 + 4(7) + 2(2) + .5(8) = 71

71 + 48 = 119 wins if no injuries. Who can stop us?

>>77525202
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>77536562
I'd rather have Bruce than Moustakas

>>77536579
Moustakas and Bruce have very similar offensive output, except Moustakas plays a position that we really need and bruce doesn't

>>77536038
Mets "a league of their own" last year

>>77536589
It's close. I think the barves are the most likely team to sign moustakas though

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>>77536561

>>77536562
I would be fine with moose over bruce

>>77536561
HEY

>>77536562
>When you place entirely unrealistic expectations on your team, forcing them to not reach said expectations and causing your own misery

>>77536556
Expos won that year, and it was in a landslide also

>>77536556
>canceled
>Expos and Yankees were seen as unoffical champions of their respective leagues, evidenced by the choice of 1995 All-Star team managers

>>77536635
That's wrong, esse. The Dodgers won without ever falling behind

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>>77536634
No one is better at it than us.

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>>77536529

He always looked like a trans woman to me, especially with the blonde hair.

>>77536553

You know full well that A.J. was an insufferable faggot in baseball. He was voted by players across baseball as the most unlikable guy (I think) every year, or he was at least up there. Even the White Sox had to defend his antics and it's not like they helped the team after 2005. A.J., along with cancers like Bobby Jenks, helped turn that team to shit despite having talent.

>>77536659
So I was right, cubs fan still asshurt about AJ

>>77536634
Honestly the only parts of that that are unrealistic are Harvey being good ever (he is dead) and "no injuries" since every team gets at least some injuries

>Quintana has become a certified ace on a team with an actual offense giving him run support and an actual defence helping him in the back
>but teams were afraid of "overpaying" for him

What did they mean by this?

>>77536771
Every GM except Theo was so stupid to think it was Quintana sucking and not the white sox.

>>77536771
>defence
>that flag
>Also run support is somehow relevant to bad pitching

>>77536771
Is he a lock for the Cy Young?

>>77536889
He'll win both AL and NL Cy Youngs this year

sup brehs

>>77536937
And mvp and rookie of the year