/heem/

*heems you*

yee

Mexican judges do the damn ting again

Are upkicks legal now?

knock knock

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nth for Duke Roufus

Oh man the judges better not give this to Moreno.

>>77496919
*Complains about referee*

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>>77496919
*kicks you in the nuts*

HEEM UNANI

looking forward to some wacky scores

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Who wins?

Draw?

48-46 Pettis

For sure Moreno did just enough to outawkward Mini Pettis

What a shit fight, Moreno can't punch for shit and Pettis its just countering him, but the judges will fuck him if he doesn't heem that goof.

47-47 IMO

inb4 spic chimpout

>>77496946
This

Where is Sal d'amato

lel nice save with the pushups

Robbery incoming

3-2 Pettis

First round could be a 10-8. I see a majority decision incoming for Pettis

10-8 Moreno
10-9 Pettis
10-8 Pettis
10-9 Pettis
10-9 Moreno

Who's there

It's laughable people were saying Moreno would beat DJ.

Kid needs to learn how to throw a jab properly.

>>77496950
The only thing both fuckers deserve

Continuing from last thread, masturbating to gay porn is NOT gay.

Please no third robbery.

Moreno by robbery

>>77496965
R5 is pretty much a draw.

>>77496965
This is the objective score.

Hometown boi wins though.

50-45 what the fuck?>>77496962

>Moreno's cornerman raising his hand up
I fucking hate that shit. You cant change the score of the other rounds, and they are probably too busy scoring the last round to look at your stupid hand raising. I have never been happier than watching Betche Corriea get sheemed by holly after watching her twerk victoriously after getting her ass kicked by Marion Renau

>>77496967
both are 23. Still pettis should get the W

>>77496970
im done talking about this with you but yes that makes you gay you faggot

Texeira vs cirkunov announced

>>77496965
>5th Moreno win
Simply ebin

>>77496926
Upkicks have always been legal. They're just not legal when your opponent is down too

>>77496954
Yeah Moreno wasn't fighting very smart. Took him being lit up for 3 rounds to finally shoot for a takedown. I don't at all understand why he was so content to get his ass countered for 3 straight

draw pls

Draw and a rematch please.

Inb4 home fighter bias robbery though.

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Nth for CM Punk and awkward angles

>>77496978
jbj was champ by then, these cunts have no hope

48-46 Pettis is the correct score

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>*mexican arithmetic intensifies*

R3 Wasn't 10-8, R1 was

pettis won right?

>>77496982
He did shoot before that but they were horrible

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>>77496899
MEXICO BTFO

hey lads missed the fight but bet $6000 on Pettis w/o homefield advantage at 12-1 odds

did he win at least?

Fucking weird scoring, but we got the right outcome anyway

That's a draw my man, even if it were 3 rounds.

Mini-Pettis won the popular vote though

>>77496983
How deep in denial do you have to be to eat vegan food thats supposed to look and taste like meat?

WE WON

>>77497000
ye

Pettis won?
fucking ROBBED

>>77497000
Youre rich

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>49-46

Holy crap

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>that fat dude translator
>not getting a qt THICC Latina to translate

can't mexicucks do one thing right

>>77496997
Yeah, they were really half assed shots. He didn't set them up, didn't even really commit to them.

Props to both guys on their gas tank, decent scoring too.

We did it Reddit!

>>77497002
5th round was just a takedown for moreno. Pettis did more damage with the grounded head kicks

that retard moreno was literally making retard faces in the 1st round

fuck him

FUCK YOU ACESTREAM YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT USELESS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU USELESS

>get kicked in the face three times
>win the round
I'm sorry?

>>77497018
came here to say this

>>77497012
Are you blind? He clearly won.

>>77497006
I always wondered that about vegetarians as well. Why is it that you're eating something that is meant to taste like meat?

WHY COULDN'T MORENO OUTAWKWARD HIM THOSE ANGLES WERE INSANE MAN

>its another decisionator fighter

>"..."

What did the crowd mean by this?

>>77497026
fuck off reddit

>>77497007
>literally a Mexican
>WE

>>77497016
she was from singapore

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its all over. Mexico thoroughly BTFO

Mini-Pettis still needs to lose to Cejudo

>>77497034
le downboat

I actually think Moreno won and I don't think you can refute that claim

Man that translator is the worst

Sergio says like 30 words, translator says like 5, what a useless faggot.

>>77497021
I agree, that shit was pissing me off so much.

I was hoping for a quick headkick heem

That card was awesome honestly.

7 (Seven) first round finishes, including an absolute brutal knee to the head

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at least moreno can still go back to his day job...cleaning the performance stage after donky shows

>He thought he won the 2nd round

>>77497032
>Not whistling loudly in anger

>>77497044
>my moms mexican guys don't hate!
Cringe

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>Moreno whiter than Pettis
>Pettis American and Moreno Mexican

woolads

DJ will finish pettis

garbage translator

>>77497037
Anyone got a webm of the Bravo v Bandenay fight? Iheard it was over quick

>>77497050
I wager he said a lot more but the translator just gave us half the picture

>>77497045
I actually wanted Pettis to kill Moreno right then and there

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thats it for tonight m8s. better luck next time

Sergio boretime Pettis

>>77497061
nah m8 I was actually 7/7 thank you very much

>>77497057
Amazing heem
https://oddshot.tv/s/kvKzrN

Two judges had the first round as 10-8 for Moreno but gave the last round to Mini-Pettis lol

Probably too scared to end the night on a draw, but damn no one really won that fight if we go by round by round judging.

>>77497054
That means Pettis is genetically a better fighter, don't get bummed out.

How about Humberto Banderay going from picking goat shit in Peru a week ago to getting 50k for a 15 second performance?

lazy mexican translator

>>77497035
Half-Mexican. His Mom got bleached.

125 definitely needs to be disbanded

Jesus that translator is utter shit

>>77497037
>bravo got publicly executed by a guy that didn't even warrant a picture or a reach measurement

>>77497072
Yeah it's weird honestly. If the first is a 10-8, then Moreno definitely won the 5th

It was good to see Jouban pay the iron price

>>77497074
damn

>>77496970
fag

>>77497071
THANKS

>>77497096
train her to not masturbate to elk porn so shes not confused

Final scores:
Honkies 3-0 Spics
Honkies 1-0 Niggers
Spics 1-0 Gooks
Spics 1-0 Iraqis
Hues 1-0 Spics

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>lost all my prelim bets except Quinonez
>won all my main card bets except Bandenay
>up 20 quid altogether
>mfw

>>77497081
pls send dirt cookie recipe kthanks

>>77497114
she's literally a virgin when it comes to other dogs

I just want her to have a happy and fulfilling life

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>>77496759
Bieber heard it, liked it, sang on it, collected 20%
that's why it's big now.

>>77497116
Betting on every fight isn't a good look my man

>>77497061

Fight Night 114
Official picks results.

>Perez vs. Soukhamthath
47/81 (58.0%)
>Alvey vs. Evans
53/81 (65.4%)
>Bravo vs. Bandenay
11/81 (13.6%)
>Jouban vs. Price
33/81 (40.7%)
>Markos v. Grasso
39/81 (35.8%)
>Pettis vs. Moreno
35/81 (43.2%)

>Complete goofs
1/81 (1.2%)
>1 fight correct
15/81 (18.5%)
>2 fights correct
19/81 (23.5%)
>3 fights correct
27/81 (33.3%)
>4 fights correct
11/81 (13.6%)
>5 fights correct
8/81 (9.9%)
>Perfect picks
n/a

6 people were only goofed by Bravo, 2 only by Soukhamthath

>>77497125
check her web browser

>>77497096
>resist homophobia
>Trump wants to keep out the culture that throws them off of buildings or outright murders them
>"TRUMPS A HOMOPHOBE!!"

>>77497134
she is a dog

>>77497133
kill yourself you sad act

>>77497126
I think thats only the case in the mainstream US. I heard this song played a lot a while ago with the spanish people I hung out with

>>77497135
it's cringe and she also has a Monster's University hat on meaning she's undeducated and has younger brothers and sisters who just saw the movie

>>77497074
he also got a potn

>>77497071
this kid isn't coming bak unless his family find the dragon balls

>>77497125
>she's literally a virgin when it comes to other dogs

but not when it comes to humans? are you fucking your dog, anon?

>>77497140
Just report.

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>>77497096
you don't, that chances of your dog catching a hoof to the head are pretty good. Boxers are awesome, don't let your get brain damage. Besides, wtf are you going to do if your dog catches it? very unlikely it kills it, you'll have a maimed deer flailing about your fucking yard, m8.

What the hell Yves thinks Grasso should get Angela Hill

I don't think she wins that

>>77497140
???

>No UFC for 1 bloody month

>>77497154
boxers are good at holding down prey

I plan on "catching and releasing" the deer

>>77497159
But we get a full month of bollocks regarding MayGregor

>>77497157
For sure that fight makes no sense monetary wise or even stylistically. Make Grasso fight Calderwood

>>77497132
hey man did you count the strikes from conor vs nate 2 yet

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>>77497145
Yeah, it was released a while ago. Then Bieber got on it, so it was released again and got huge.

>>77497154
>wtf are you going to do if your dog catches it?
Make meat out of it and talk about it on his podcast

>>77497169
> Make Grasso fight Calderwoo

the octagon would collapse from that much fatness

>>77497169
That's a much nicer fight actually. Makes sense too, not sure I can think of a better one off the top of my head.

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McGregor shouldn't even be top 10

>>77497173

No, I had a week from hell at work. I did actually remember once or twice during the week that I'd said I would, so for sure I'll try to get around to it soon.

>>77497128
Spreading your bets is clever if you're betting all your money. I wasn't exactly betting all my IRL money, but I was betting all my money that Ive set aside for betting, so spreading was clever.

>>77497133
Just depends on the area you go to. If you stick to the tourist zones it is fine. Outside of that, you're taking a gamble.
Saudi Arabia just issued a warning to Saudis visiting London because of the number of acid attacks, kek.

>>77497180
he has 2 belts and clowned on 2 champs in a row

>>77497180

p4p is a worthless categorization invented solely for the purpose of making manlets not feel so bad about themselves. p4p literally = wgaf

>>77497182
well shit, sorry to hear that brother

and thanks dude

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>>77497182
>tfw close to getting a job but no actual offer until a fly out to the east coast from bumfuck MN to interview in person

>>77497126
She was dating the Beebz and now she's with some fat tublord.
What a climb down.

>>77497191
that's because Saudi Arabia is bending the knee for Trump

>>77497180
McGregor?
wtf is that a joke?
2 real fights in 2 years.
this novelty fighter can't retire soon enough for me.

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I like these smaller cards because lesser known fighters get actual mic time after the fights and during the post-fight show.

>>77497209
nah he'll beat mayweather in 3 rounds for sure

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>>77497132
I'm a part of that elite 10%. 9.9% in fact.

anyone have the bandenay knockout clip that shows a decent amount after the knockout? only one i can find ends immediately after the knee

>>77497194
I agree. The UFC should only be heavyweight boughts desu
I hate it when the fighters are incapable of knocking eachother out in one punch at any given moment.
As a matter of fact, I hate it whenever the fighters do anything but strike eachother.

>>77497221


t. casual fatass

>>77497221
>The UFC should only be heavyweight boughts
Thankfully there were no heavyweights on this card or they'd be gassed out after 30 seconds and then it'd just be two fat men hugging each other against the fence.

>>77497211
did you ever watch Olympic boxing last year in Rio?

>literally who boxers from across the world
>3 rounds
>2 minutes each
>no head guards so there can be cuts (new for 2016)

Probably the best fighting I've ever seen in my life. Shit moved quickly too with no commercials. Good times lad

>>77497192
One belt.
>two champs in a row
For SURE Goober didn't go 1-1 with a gatekeeper between those.

>>77497132

PS if you want to put the complete goof on the card it was in the first column for sure, and I think it was in the first 8 rows somewhere.

>>77497133
>London does not have a Muslim problem.

I lived in London in 1989 and Finsbury Park had a legit Muslim problem. And Finsbury Park is in London.

So are you saying the Muslim situation has...improved...since then?

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>tfw no Karyn Bryant gf

>>77497211

>Smiling Sam denied his interview
>b-but I learned Spanish for this

Felt kind of bad, but it was a stinker of a fight, so not that bad.

>>77497192
>McGregor fans
leave please

>>77497248
islam is not the problem, the British people are

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>>77497237
>>77497242
I was joking.

>>77497244
>3 2 minute rounds

what

>>77497250
>denied his interview
It's less that, it's that the fight went the full 15 so they didn't really have the time to pad. I felt worse for Sugar. I had him winning that fight for one, and for another the boos must be disheartening

Are you elite enough to place bets on Dana White's Contender series?

See you Tuesday if you are.

>>77497257
bangbus....Tasha reign

>>77497201
huge climb up her vagina though

>>77497244
Yea I tried to as much as possible at least. Those niggas went all out. I fucking love the olympics.


There were a ton of guys who deserved Performance of the Night. I'm guessing the "lockerroom bonus" thing is going to cost more than this card made.

>>77497261
Pretty sure they were 2 minutes each

3 rounds total for sure...all this was apparently new to rio

>>77497257
bratty bunny

>>77497201
weeknd isn't even fat tho

>>77497276
did you watch that chink get BTFO by the eastern Euro lad?

funniest shit I've ever seen. p sure he was from the phillipeanses

>>77497276
lockerroom bonus isn't a thing under WME I'm pretty sure

btw...if anyone could send me a link to the Rio boxing matches (would appreciate if they were all there) I would really appreciate it

BBC apparently doesn't have them anymore

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>>77497257
yhivi

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>Girl says she's gonna call you
>Doesn't call you

Great night of fights lads, 3 dodgy decisions though.

>>77497257
Rita Argiles

>>77497300
winner right here because that's my oc and doubted anyone saved it

>>77497301
dont worry dude, im sure you'll find yourself a nice muslim girl soon

>>77497318
100%

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HEY HEEM!!

Did you guys see Moreno outawkward Pettis. For sure if the judges knew what they were seeing he'd win the decision 100%

>>77497326
*knocks you out with a flying pelvis to the face*

>>77497327
Objectively the fight was a draw

>>77497192
he's had 2 legitimate fights in the lst 2 years
Johny Hendricks has had 4 in the last year. In 1 year.
Lots of top guys have fought 6 times in the last 2 years.
How many title defenses does Conor have?
JJ, GSP, Anderson, Mighty Mouse - these guys have defended 10+.
Conor has done nothing compared to them.
He KO'd Aldo in 13 seconds and promised a rematch right away, but he played novelty fighter instead, essentially ducking Aldo. The guy has no legacy and that's OK if he's just in it to make money, but let's not pretend a guy who has 2 fights in 2 years even qualifies to be ranked anywhere, let alone P4P.

>>77497344
Great post

>>77497327
The fuck was he even doing? His cornerman shoulda slapped that goofball

>>77497344
Why does this pasta always bring up Johny Hendricks? I swear he's not fought 4 times in the past year, and if he has, there are other fighters who have fought more in that timeframe anyway.

It's the one thing I don't understand, it's like someone wrote it long ago when Hendricks was recovering from his title loss

>>77497327
Looks like he completely forgot how to fight

>>77497344
your seething

why

>>77497355
Angles, my guy.

>>77497257
choose from the best of the best at meatspin.fr

>>77497358
>he's not fought 4 times in the past year,

This year:
Tim Boestch
Lombard

Last year:
Wonderbread
Gastelum
Neil Magny

>>77497385
I picked bianca stone

what happened to paddy holohan

>>77497366
I saw him do that stupid side step punch cruz and tj do. He's been training with snake and benavidez in colorado. I bet he's trying to do some of their shit but he strikes so slow.

>>77497180
1. Jones
2. DJ
3. Stiocic
4. DC
5. Conor
6. Max
7. Cody
8. Tyrone
9. Dom
10. TJ
11. Ferg
12. Buddeh
13. Bobby
14. Aldo
15. Frankie

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You can't be in the p4p conversation when you have 0 title defenses my guy

>>77497358
not pasta, idiot.
I mention Hendricks because he's going nowhere except trying to provide for his family and he fought 4 times in a year.Conor does nothing except novelty fights and cringe-posing.

>>77497406
Where is Romero?

>>77497406
Actually maybe Benavidez could be in there

>>77497398
IIRC he was made to retire over a rare blood condition that endangered his health, might've been another irishman tho

>>77497412
>doesn't understand conor is a two weight world champion

I think you're a h8r. Bad for your weak heart, lad.

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Why is Rashad still fighting?

>>77497415
getting gassed in two rounds
but srs dk. bottom two are hard to pick

>>77497369
sick of the endless empty hype
so many hard-working fighters not getting their chance because of this clown

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>>77497415

>>77497430
lol it's a business, if they want to be successful they have to work as hard as he does.

you're just mad.

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>>77497257
Just watch this on loop
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ApogpnI1I6A

>>77497410
WTF?
WHY ISN'T CONOR'S PIC UP THERE, FFS?!

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>>77497096

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>>77497425
He's still getting 150 flat on his contract, once he fights it out he'll be done. It is kinda sad seeing an empty shell of a former champ go through the motions

>>77497406
This is the objective p4p list based nothing but overall skill, well-roundedness, quality of opponents, and tenacity...not meme belts and "money fights"

1. Jon Jones
2. Daniel Cormier
3. Demetrious Johnson
4. Cody Garbrandt
5. Yoel Romero
6. TJ Dillashaw
7. Tyron Woodley
8. Tony Ferguson
9. Max Holloway
10. Rob Whittaker
11. Dominick Cruz
12. Stipe Miocic
13. Stephen Thompson
14. Cain Velasquez
15. Frankie Edgar

These fighters are well rounded and have almost no glaring weaknesses in their game. If we were being invaded by aliens and weight wasn't an issue I'd pick these 15 men to defend earth based off their skill alone.

>>77497463
this heem brings back memories

>>77497132
shiiieeeet. nicely done again. ima get that graphic up

>>77497463
>le boxercise
>feint into an overhand right transition to a double leg against the fence
Times have changed and that doesn't work anymore, people have caught onto it

I think he won tonight though despite a pathetic performance.

>>77497469
>Yoel 5 places higher than the former WW who just convincingly beat him
Makes sense

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>>77497425
Oh, and I think the 150 with no bonus is standard for older fighters. BJ Penn is on the same type of deal. I think the UFC overpays these guys to get beat to keep their old champs from getting smashed in Bellator, bad for the brand

>>77497496
Hmm you're right, change them up, but Romero was 1 takedown away from winning.

>>77497469
lol who made this

>>77497493
Alvey is just terrible, man. Against any of the legit middleweights it wouldn't have even been close

>>77497469
lol this is so bad

>>77497497
kek Anderson vs Anderson is funnier

>>77497508
>>77497513
Seething?

>>77497497
That sucks especially considering UFC would be nothing without the fighters from Pride like Chuck

>>77497469
Cain ain't ever coming back

>>77497469
? are you 12 years old? if so makes sense

>>77497512
>Alvey is just terrible
Yet he somehow finds ways to win fights, I literally don't get it, whenever I'm watching him fight he's just plodding forward head-hunting then I hear he's won the decision.

>>77497518
That doesn't mean I don't rank him as the #2 HW.

>>77497508
>>77497513
>>77497523
Calm down

>>77497469
why are your picks so messed up?

Objective p4p list based on overall skill, well-roundedness, quality of opponents, and tenacity.

1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
5. Dylan

>>77497525
Alvey is the top 10 gatekeeper

>>77497469
>If we were being invaded by aliens and weight wasn't an issue I'd pick these 15 men to defend earth based off their skill alone.
(((you))) know w-we have guns and bombs r-right?

>>77497469
>fate of the earth rests with manlets

>>77497557
>Trial by combat

>>77497580
I only count 6 manlets there and I bet they'd all beat you up.

>>77497586
I'm not an invading alien, goof.

Is it possible that DC haters are either edgy teens or niggers? I mean in the Chris Rock sense.

>>77497653
1 week later and you're still boiling. Get over it you autistic spazz.

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>>77497132
the lowest total accuracy yet i think. im off to bed now

>>77497660
>Most people picked Manuwa last week
>He lost

>Most people pick Bravo this week
>He lost

>>77497701
watching this live i expected someone to slap her tit

>>77497659

This is a legitimate question you little sack of shit.

Also why do all trolls use the same transparent garbage rhetoric? "You're seething" "You're mad" "Have I hit a nerve"

Is that how you get the feeling of power in your life?

DC haters are the same people who thing having a criminal record is a good thing.

>>77497747
You're still upset that DC got his head taken off after calling everyone who wasn't a demented loser like you a nigger for weeks.

Go back to your self-imposed hiatus like the spainsperg did.

>>77497747
why do mandrama losers like you care so much about what happens outside of the octagon?

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>>77497469
>14. Cain Velasquez
>14
>14

>>77497794
its called marking out

>>77497794

Dude I like making observations.

If DC were to murder a cop tomorrow, these fuckers would hail him as a hero and you know it. Just like Pac. :^)

holy fucking shit sam alvey needs to be fucking cut

how can one man consistently put on such boring fucking fights

>>77497701
that look on her face: nice

>>77497845
>murder a cop
Poor word choice, murder implies unjust killing. if he's murdering an American cop, he's doing humanity a tremendous favor

>>77497845
weirdo

>>77497885
Fuck yourself, chump.

>>77497895
'no'

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<---- g man

can you imagine roleplaying as someone with integrity or honor while anonymous on 4chins?

-----not sad--------------sad----- |<--(You)

>>77497469
>The man who convincingly beat #1 and #2 is nowhere to be seen
Ur opinion = wgaf

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Was young, hungry, ferocious Vitor at his absolute prime the literal Ryu of MMA?

>>77498022
gus didn't do either of those things

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Anyone have the Webms of the Round One paydays for Ortiz, Price, and Bandenay?

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>>77498054

here lad

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I pooped my pants

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can anyone stop him?

>>77498101
Kevin Nash

>>77498029
>No known weaknesses
The man was unstoppable

I also got warned because of a post asking which pornstar I should "heem my meat to" how the fuck?

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> I'm so excited for our date Anon, where are we going?

>>77498129
MIIIIKEE
WE ARE GOING TO CUBA
I LUUUUUV YOU
BOY

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>>77498129
I'm taking you behind the woodshed, Michael.

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>>77498071
Thanks bro.

>>77498179
>wmma

Does no one wants to see Jon Vs Gus 2?

>>77498205
Ya but Gus is sitting out for his wife to give birth to her son

>>77498205
Only after seeing him heem Glover do I want to see him fight Jones again.

>>77498205
Like 5 years ago.

Jones would decimate him this time.

>ive made fun of you
>pettis will get destroyed by Jim Miller
>pettis will get destroyed by Brandon Moreno

Ffs fansperg

>>77496949
that wingspan on condor

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>>77496949
yung white gurrilluh
>also wallet in front pocket
based

>>77498230
What makes you think that? Alex became better as well.

>>77498274
jon would have killed him if there was an instant rematch aswell, gus fight was nothing more than perfect timing for jon being at his worst

>>77497497
Invisible man looking shook

Did Niko point at Joubon after the fight and say you just got knocked out?

>>77498230

Jones looks worse than ever.

>>77498352

Thats pure fiction you little turd. Machida, DC and Gus could beat him.

>>77498470
this. he was getting tagged by a 40 year old with a 1 foot reach disadvantage

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no fights for 3 weeks

>>77498486
i dont get why the measure reach like that, your head and body aren't behind two arms length, its a 6'' advantage

>>77497441
no, they just have to be clowns. take stipe for example, nobody knows who the fuck he is, and he's the HW champion, defended it twice, soon 3 times which would make it the record title defences in this division and NOBODY knows who he is.

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Glad I didn't stay up last night, only fight I cared about was Jouban and he lost

>Pettis vs Poirier
This is a fight that should have happened ages ago

test

>>77498626
he comes of a pretty likeable in the embeddeds to

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>>77498684
my boy is going to kill your boy.

I said this would be my last event but that changed my mind spicy af.

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anyone have the webm of Jouban getting heemed the fuck out plz?

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>>77498779
Here lad

>>77498727
Dustin boxes Pettis up

>>77498352
>>77498274
They've both gotten worse.

Not sure if new guy mcfirstroundfinish will put up a fight but he's more qualified than damaged Gus

>>77498869
no one in lhw is even close to dc's level let alone jbj's

>>77498880
no shit

If Cormier stayed in Heavyweight would he be the best hw of all time?

>>77498908
doubt it, he is a manlet, he never fought a top 3 in ufc

>>77498908
probably not

ahaah jouban got heemed britcuck BTFO

>>77498936
boop
>>77498684

reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW51ScowyjQ

>>77498994
Based

Was Randa robbed?

>>77499037
ronda is a bum I hope she stays retired

>>77499037
Randa Rousey?

>>77498936
Britshits don't know anything about mma, just ignore them. Worst posters on /sp/. Should be rangebanned

>>77497016
I want to dick her down, but she wasn't exactly a great translator either buddeh.

>>77499051
honda housey

>>77498994

lee just telling it like it is

>>77499070
im scouse as fuck la

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>>77499051
You're a Randa Rousey

>>77499070
cmon fansperg you said Pettis would lose

what's up with these scots?

>>77496949
jesus christ, gooby needs to fire his tailor

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I hope all of you are up early getting ready for church. I doubt it though, so many degenerates here with your merrywannas and your jimmy jams.

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It's yaboy whose boy is Kevein Lee /here/


Look at my main card picks. Why arent you on my level?

>inb4 babby stakes
I'm poor.

Some people will take positivity and inspiration from my picks. And that's great. But other people will shell up and critique and bring all this negativity. One things for sure, those people are going nowhere, and the people who take positivity from my picks are the people who will reach their goals one day too.

You're not on my level. Ain't one of yuzz on my level.
Actually there were about 10 other people who picked 5/6 correctly. They're on my level.

One more thing:
That cute Peruvian Bandenay or whatever he is called is a strong prospect for becomnig /myboy/.

Schaub bless

>>77499157

>>inb4 babby stakes
>I'm poor.

Stop gambling.

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>>77499168
But then I'll stay poor.

>>77499157
those are not babby stakes

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Who does not respect Ronda "Legendary champion" Rosie - he does not respect animals.
@ Travis Brown.

>>77499177
I'm pretty sure you'll be poor both ways.