/heem/ - Jonny Bones Edition

Move to >>>/asp/ when?

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Bork

Whos is the biggest chinlet in each division?

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Michael Dukakis

>>77437340
Stop ban evading loser

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In a alternate universe DC won

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>>77437312
Woodley is a fucking hack, just a top heavy boxer who gets point favorites by the judges because he'll throw a little bitch fit if he loses his belt. Way to shitup welterweight with that fucking stick of a personality and fighting style.

>>77437319
7-1

>>77437359
>Muh personality
>>>/asp/

t.Jon "I'll fight Brock cause Miocic would made me a cuck" Jones.

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>>77437354
Im not. How would you even know if I was? Are you reporting me, spammer?

Get lost, h8r

>>77437374
t.DC "fan" still seething about the KO

>>77437377
You are the spammer, you've been ban evading for weeks

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>>77437356
There's no universe where DC wins.

>>77437359
Why get mad about fights? Just don't watch them. Woodley isn't worth your time.

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Is Beto Schoaub gay?

>>77437374
It's genuinely a more interesting matchup and it will bring more money to him and to the sport why are you buttmad?

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Do you think your favorite female fighter™ has tried sopa de macaco?
I think she has

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>>77437335
Reem
Manuwa
MW ?
Gunnar
Kevin Lee
??
Almeida
???
>wmma doesn't have heems so no chinlets either

Out of ranked guys

so what are they going to do once DC beats another top contender? Does he just never get another title shot because he lost to the Champion twice?

>>77437407

MW is Rockhold

>>77437403
>Jones/Lesnar is a more interesting matchup than Jones/Miocic

Don't get me wrong, I'm watching it just to see what happens when Jones fights an enormous wrestler, but if you think it's actually more interesting than the Stipe fight Idgi

can someone post the slowmo webm of the DC knockout? that kick was SAUCY

>>77437393
No im not. Im going to assume you are the actual spammer and stop replying

>>77437415
he's relegated to clawja tier now

>>77437405
You wish

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>>77437445

>>77437415
>DC
>beating anyone ever again

Pick 1

>>77437459
>he's relegated to clawja
Claudia arguably won the first fight and has only fought for the belt once, casual mistake but I felt like correcting the record.

>>77437434
It's not a more competitive matchup Stipe has a much better chance but I would like to see Jon face a gigantic juiced up smother wrestler than a 240lb boxer and the fans would too, theres no way in hell they would make the Stipe fight until after he fights Brock

>>77437407
>>wmma doesn't have heems

Bec Rawlings - WSW
Bethe - WBW

>>77437494
she's still the top contender that can beat anyone else but the current champ. They're in the same place career wise

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>I w-w-will never watch a Woodley fight e-e-ver again in my life ever since he beat my heroes

Just imagine

>>77437507
scat spamming nobody

>>77437526
This is the spammer

>>77437520
Claudia came close to winning twice, DC never came close at all.

>>77437507
It was made exactly at 500 posts, it's okay buddy in 4 hours time you can make the next one :^)

>>77437507
BASED SpamGOD workin the marks HARD

>>77437526
I haven't watched a Woodley fight live in years, my guy.

>>77437541

>Claudia came close to winning twice

t. Claudia

>>77437541
both of claudias fights and DC's first fight against jones are comparable.

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>i'm still butthurt Woodley beat up Jordan Mein all those years ago in Strikeforce my guy

>>77437576
This is the spammer

>>77437575
They literally aren't though. First fight was a split decision, second one was 48-47.

First fight for DC was 49-46, the second one he got KO'd. Not even close pal.

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Boiling with rage...gimme another (you) lil guy

>>77437404
She's absolutely uma delicia. Too bad she's gay and has "cold sores" on the inside of her bottom lip.

>>77437576
Why do you think that being bored by a wrestler means that you're butthurt by their getting a
boring victory?

It means that I'm bored. That's it. And because I'm not *completely* insane, I avoid his fights, because they are boring.

>>77437407
Can you at least make a polish one?

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>>77437627
You're woodley's biggest fan

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Why is ****wani so salty about Colby?

>>77437312
>implying I needed someone to tell me to know Cyborg won.

>>77437319
Do you really want to reduce the average IQ of the posters here even more?

>>77437650
Fuck both these guys, Woodley and covington isn't leaking shit

Thoughts on Moreno vs. Mini-Pettis?

>>77437643
Then why do I not watch his fights?

>>77437698

Sergio should win easily

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>>77437635
I didn't make that one, I could remake it in Polish if that's your wish though

>>77437698
Fight Pass tier card thats going to drag on for hours on FS1

Fight itself should be fun

>>77437487
Man Big Jon really gave him some brain damage there. He was out cold for the last 6 shots.

>>77437664
He recycled this thread from archives, spammer has grown a liking to that sort of thing

>>77437707
erm yes? Immersion is ruined when she's not even french.

Also I'll have to ask you again for more webbums of joanna crying and getting emotional.

>>77437459
Benevidez tier would be more appropriate, he's done it twice in his career, against Cruz and Johnson

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>>77437445

>>77437722
I'm literally not the spammer but if it makes you feel better you turbo autist sorry no one used your horrible early thread

>>77437775
Why do you recycle old threads from archives

>>77437492

I dunno, he made Rumble look like shit. It's not like he lost to jimmy "canvas skull" Manure.

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>>77437790
Check the record turby

>>77437772
Why was Jones so rude? DC was just trying to bow to show him respect.

You guys are a bunch of fucking autists kek, who the fuck cares about who makes threads. Jesus christ

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Is Jason Knight retarded? Why did he literally not guard his head once during this exchange?

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Absolutely BASED

>>77437844

He's a brainlet

>>77437844
Hic Diaz did the same thing as Bektic and that Black guy last night, no defense when getting back up from the ground

>>77437835
Turbo-sperg who thinks everyone is "the" spammer.

>>77437849
can this man be anymore based

>>77437895
everyone here is a spammer, not necessarily the spammer

>>77437844
20k to show for all that CTE

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Y-You still support me, right anon?

>>77437849
lmao
>>77437931
third times the charm.. at least DC has a 10% chance of beating jones instead of <5%

>>77437374
At least he admits that he doesn't want Miocic because he wouldn't stand as good a chance.

Bisping GSP predictions?

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>>77437741
That font is close enough right ?

>>77437978

BisGOAT R1 KO

>>77437931
desu, I only felt bad for him because the Ref absolutely let Jones almost fucking permanently damage his brain. DC was all fucked up after that shit, the fuck he shouldn't have cried though. Gotta learn to smile through the worst.

>>77437986
It's a common side effect after being concussed to be overly emotional but he probably would have cried anyway

>>77437986
>shouldn't have cried
He was just knocked out mate. I don't think he could have controlled the emotions even if he tried.

>>77437959
Of course he wouldn't he's not delusional enough to talk himself up to unforeseen levels like a certain irish man who thought he could be a welterweight champion.

Why are black people triggered by the idea that people don't care about black champions?

>>77437982
thanks anonskiwicz

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>>77437986
He cried the last time and it was a decision

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Ausfailia just won't let it go

Black people have no chill. If you're just clearly disinterested in a thing, they think that you passionately hate it. I don't understand. Why do they even go on the internet?

>>77438034
This. He would have cried just as much if it went to a decision this time. Put yourself in his shoes and imagine being on the cusp of being the goat lhw, with all the physical attributes stacked against you.

>I don't care about woodley
>Keeps talking about him unprovoked

Ima get you an autograph my man

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>>77438030

>>77437978
GSP is never coming back.

woodley is shitting up the division in more ways then one

>>77438102
I'll set it on fire on stream. Feel free though.

>>77438116
there would not be a better champ at WW

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>>77438145
Fuckin goof

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>>77437623
>she's gay
citation needed my man

>>77438116
Most active champ right now, he's actually defending his belt multiple times a year like it should be. his first fight with wonderbread was FOTN and he knocked out lawler in the first round. his second fight with memebread was shit mostly because wonderfag wouldn't engage first and maia should never get a title shot in any division ever again

Who is going to headline 216? Cody vs TJ?

Bisping: GSP is a midget, he's small enough as it is for welterweight, he wouldn't stand a chance against me, I used to fight in light heavyweight

Rogan: so you don't think it's a fair fight?

Bisping: yeah well umm weed is bad can you stop talking about weed there are kids around *sips beer*

Will there ever be any good pajeet fighters?

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>tfw you can never go back to when /heem/ wasnt full of autists

I am big fan of Joe Rogan


Reply if you agree

>>77438157
well ya other than platinum. there is nobody in the top 10

>>77438174
There already is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8

>>77438189
Rogan and cormier need to be PERMANENT commentators

>>77438162
>Most active champ right now

He has the most fights but the least activity in those fights. It's actually amazing.

>>77438174
Once they become a superpower by 2020 they'll be dominating the UFC my man just you wait

>>77438198
Cormiers brain is too scrambled now for that

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>>77438116
Woodley
Joanna
Mighty Mouse
Jones

These are the top echelon of champions because they actually fight contenders and win. Stay mad tho'

>>77438203
A shame Filipinos were not blessed with longer legs, hope there will be a genetic mutation of some sort to make your kind taller

>>77438067
Nigs have tiny brains. Racism, muh dick, and Nigga are the only words they really know. Whenever they don't know or recall a name they just say "dat Nigga, u knouuu" or if they don't like what people say and they don't have the proper response or eloquent words it's "nah mane daz racist "

>>77438220
He'll be fine, that's his first KO loss
>>77438243
Go away docksperg

>>77438247
waiting for the sperg out

>>77438228
>Woodley
>actually fight contenders

I'm not sure what you think he's been doing against Thompson and Maia but it's sure as fuck not fighting. Failing to lose, at best.

>>77438265
and they've been failing to win LOL

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>>77438228
What about Stipe ?

>>77438195
kek do pajeets take this seriously? This is hilarious
Got any more?

>>77438282
Yes, and?

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>>77438265
>>77438265
LOL!

>>77438247
That had me rolling.
>>77438256
Negative cuckboi

>>77438321
>ends up being saved by the bell because he cant finish

>>77438237
It's okay we do not need longer legs for fighting muslims

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For sure wonderboi landed some nice teeps my guy

>>77438321
For sure Woodley landed some nice feints.

>>77438340
Only circumcised dangly bits, sorry for your loss pogi!

>>77438365
How many times did wonderbread knock woodley down?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2725261-hes-a-f-g-monster-tim-duncans-kickboxing-trainer-opens-up

TIM DUNCAN VS. STIPE WHEN???

>>77438382
Who gives a fuck? Fight was shit.

>>77438400

For sure Stipe cant handle those NBA angles

>Jiu Jitsu doesn't work on me
What fighter said this before getting btfo?

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>>77438403

For sure wonderboi landed some nice octagon control my man

Frankie Edgar doesn't deserve a titleshot

>>77438414
Again, who cares what Wonderpedo did? The fight was shit because Woodley is a boring conservative fighter who constantly backs himself into the fence because he's afraid of his cardio so he doesn't do a fucking thing except for one burst attack a round.

>>77438445

Eh he kinda does

>>77438445
Who deserves it over him?

>>77438445
Well he's the 3rd best in the division so yea he does

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>>77438454

>>77438461
Clearly Cub. Frankie's had five trillion title shots, it's time for someone else to fight. Someone on a win streak that puts Frankie to shame, someone who demolished the Russian Hammer.

Heeminder that The Boring One has blamed everything on his lack of fame, including:
>White people
>White supremacy (unrelated side note: the main event he fought under at 214 included two very notable black fighters)
>The UFC
>Dana White
>Michael "Count Duckula" Bisping
>Goobs
And many more

But he has never mentioned what is actually to blame:
>Boring
>Is a pussy
>fights deleteds or chinlets

>>77438479

Cub has no wins over anyone good

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How well can she do with mma training?

>>77438490
Artem is a good win

>>77437526
This they'll make him take the Robbie rematch and he'll KO him even faster this time and trigger everyone even more I can't wait.

>>77438475
You're posting this like I care about Wonderpedo. This is about Tyron "Will Never Be On PPV Again" Woodley. But that's why you keep trying to redirect the discussion: You can't defend him. You know he's boring. You know you hate watching him. But he's black, so you have to fluff the bull.

Americans are worthless posters.

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>>77438485

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>>77438479
Cub already got his dam ting done

>>77438174
Isn't one of the smellator champs a pajeet?

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>thw no Miesha gf
:^(

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>>77438516
>I'm not sure what you think he's been doing against Thompson and Maia but it's sure as fuck not fighting.

>>77438412
Dave Herman to Noguera

>>77438552
Now post video from rounds 2 3 and 5 where Tyrone did absolutely nothing.

Cub Swanson earned his titleshot when he fought Artem.

>>77438546
Hello Bryan Carraway

>>77438403
>this mad
did you lose a lot of money on this fight?

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For sure 100% bindin sqeb dropped Anthony Joshua in sparing my dude

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>>77438616
>lose money
>on a draw

>>77438588
I really want to see Artem vs CM punk on an undercard, hopefully Conor beats Floyd and he can negotiate for that fight to happen

>>77437400
Devil worshipers do gay shit so in a word yes

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What did he mean by this?

>>77438616
He's lost money betting on Woodley and now he's homeless.

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How many tattoos does it take to get to the center of Joanna

>>77438644
Not even close to being in the same weight class.

>>77438649
So fake

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>>77438667
Quit it.

>>77438684
T. Never been in a fight

>>77438667
One in the pink, one in the stink if you know what I'm sayin

>>77438687
Means it won't ever happen :) Cyborg vs. CM Punk has a better chance cause Cyborg apparently cuts from 190 lbs

>>77438686
Oh for sure you need to take your top off for your tattoo artist to do work.

How long did she spend on the couch to pay for his services, I wonder?

>>77438649
He just bops him and the behemoth goes down dead.

>>77438686
Is the tattoo artists name love?

>>77438721
One-piece dress you idiot

>>77438706

t. chinlet

tyron woodley in his mansion right now literally SEETHING because some neets don't like him

>>77438726
Bet you thought that was funny, sad.

>>77438659
Wait, do you people honestly not know what happens when a draw happens?

>>77438728
For sure she impulse bought a tattoo, she didn't specifically plan to """""need""""" to remove her clothing for him.

>>77438734
buttblasted right now

>>77438731
Never been KO in my life

>>77438740
>For sure she impulse bought a tattoo
A lot of people do this.

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Hard to believe it's been over a year of uma delicia whiteboi tears

>>77438748
Woodley will lose his next fight.

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>>77438740
>He lost money on Robbie @ -200
>He lost money on wonderboi @-200
>He lost money on Maia @-200

L E L (loving every laugh)

>>77438745

You might never have been KO but you have clearly been KO'd

>>77438747
Are you suggesting that a coalburner has poor impulse control? I never would have thought.

>>77438748
>they think his fights are boring, that means they're mad!

Stay illiterate.

>>77438790
Now you're just making things up to appease your fetish. Come back again when your arguments aren't fantasies.

How does Michael Bisping get away with "defending" his belt against a 50 year old Dan Hendo, then faking an injury for a year, and now fighting a retired welterweight?

>>77438790
You've bet against T-Wood his last 4 fights and lost a lot of money I know this for a fact.

So Bisping is +130 in the GSP fight.

He is going to outbox Grease St-Pierre all night. Free money.

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>>77438800
>faked an injury

>>77438831
Okay why is he avoid Romero?

>>77438828
>Seething cause no one used your dumb thread
Wow

>>77438659
>betting on Woodley

But then you post:
>>77438776

Do you just not pay attention to the shit you're typing? I don't think you do. I think you're so desperate to make it look like I care about Woodley to justify your homosexual lusts that you've lost all track of reason.

>>77438812
I bet on Woodley in the first, I bet the Woodley ML twice, and I bet on Woodley by decision.

I've lost literally no money on his fights. They're just incredibly boring right up until a finish happens because of the way he fights. There's no reason to watch them live.

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>p-please watch my next fight on d-Dana white's Tuesday night Contender series p-please

>>77438850
You just said he faked an injury

He didn't

Thats why he didn't fight Romero

>>77438829
Bisping has never outboxed anyone.

>>77438800
The UFC has lost all integrity with matchmaking and title defenses since the IME takeover.

>>77438850
Whittaker is the #1 contender and he's injured

>>77438868
You literally bet against him all 4 fights and that's why you're so upset lmao when he fights next time don't make the same mistake.

>>77438878
For sure Luke Rockhold has some slick boxing

>>77438903
For sure Bisping showed slick defensive boxing avoiding Hendo's right hand my guy

>>77438898
If he fights Masvidal next I will go all in on Masvidal.

Daily reminder Bisping has never refused a fight given to him

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Please buy the PPV

>>77438877
That's what Woodley said and Woodley doesn't strike me as a man who lies.

>>77438894
I know that's why I asked about Romero. There's literally no one else in the division worthy of the shot, although there's about 5 people who could beat Bisping.

>>77438922
>n-n-ext time
Bookies love him

>>77438914
>Bisping never outboxed anyone

>outboxes Rockhold

>muh hendo

Lol

>>77438957
You're only as good as your last fight and Bisping got dropped twice by a 46 y/o with only an overhand right.

>>77438898
>You literally bet against him all 4 fights

I haven't bet against him since he lost to Rory. I haven't watched a fight of his live since early in his strikeforce career, and I'll continue to not do that.

Feel free to keep your eyes glued to his next stinker of a decision, though. I hope that you enjoy it. You'll have to buy fightpass to watch it, though.

>>77438973
Post slips of your bets cause I'm 100% sure the reason you're this mad is cause he cost you money, I know FOR A FACT, I had a similar discussion with an Australian right before UFC 209 and he said he was going all in on Thompson that was probably you and I'm glad you lost everything cause of a black man.

>>77438972
>he never outboxed anyone
>actually it only matters if you haven't outboxed your previous opponent

>>77438925
because he's been protected from Yoel Romero and other worthy contenders

>>77438972
That has nothing to do with what you originally said though

Are you okay?

>>77438957
First fight with Rockhold Bisping gets tooled whole fight then finished. Second fight Luke plots forward carelessly which gets him caught and KO'd. Bisping's defense against old man hendo was a sad display

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We can do better

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>>77438973
legkick > overhand right

casuals don't even know about the h-leg kick

>>77439009
Rockhold was getting tooled by Bisping in the first fight until the headbutt

Bisping knocking out Rockhold is what happens 9/10 times

>>77438998
Just like you knew for a fact that revenue was the same as profit?

You're a sad man and you really need to find something that makes you happy beyond fluffing your bull. Eventually he'll get sick of how clingy you are and drop your wife.

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Everyone calm down

i fucking called it two days ago

https://twitter.com/hammer_hamill/status/892695214921580544

>>77439036
Lmao Muh headbutt, are you fags this desperate??? Bisping wasn't winning shit the first fight

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>USADA took care of hues

Now, how do we take care of nigs?

Who is next for /ourguy/ T-Wood?

>>77439004
>>77439008
Bisping has never outboxed a single opponent

>>77439073
A traffic stop.

>>77439086
Nah, I'll give him the Cung Lee fight, that's all!

>>77439049
Next time don't bet the rent money

>>77439071
>nuh uh

H8r bgone

>>77439070
fuck yes
can't wait for based hammer to expose and BTFO bones yet again

>>77439134
>nuh uh
Is your reading comprehension this poor?

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>>77439036
>Rockhold was getting tooled by Bisping
t.196er

Rockhold kept kicking that soft body to get Bisroid to drop his hands then he blew him out with a question mark kick

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>>77439070
>those people telling him he can do it if he just believes in himself
why do they wanna see him die?

>>77439113
Buddeh, if I'd bet money against Woodley, I'd happily admit it. I bet on Ronda. I bet on Cruz. Betting on Lawler or Thompson or Maia wouldn't be nearly as embarrassing as those. I don't dislike Woodley because he's cost me money. I dislike him because he wastes people's time.

>>77439168
He opened up everything with a surgical headbutt

>>77439179
>Not an argument
Neither is "h8r bgone" figured Bisping fans were autistic

>>77439175
Don't bet on Conor August 26th cause you hate black people okay?

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Why cant h8rs handle success when its right in front of their faces? Does it remind them of their own shortcomings?

img posters are my spirit animal. Feels good not being a h8r LOL

>>77439168
no chance cuckhold lands that kick without bisping being dazed by a headbutt

just face it bisping is by far the more skilled fighter coasting to a easy TKO before getting cheated

>>77439253
You're steaming buddy, sperg more

>>77439258
Please go watch the fight first casual

>>77439253
You come to 4chan to argue?

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>>77439234
I don't hate black people, black women can come and ride my dick.

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>>77439294
You bet $500 to win $85? Now I hope Conor wins just to spite you.

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>>77439312
Thats a really pitiful attitude

>>77439306
Lmao still sperging, I too would become angry sperg if blown the fuck out in such a way

>>77439305
Bas Rutten took too many punches to the dome

>>77439312
You're going to be kicking yourself for not taking the 1.18 odds after the first minute of the fight, lad.

>>77439324
is that the racial equivalent of "homophobes are all just closeted gays"?

>>77439305
Rutten also picked Cormier.

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>>77439345
>>77439306
>>77439253
>>77439179
I just broke this man!

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BASED

>>77439294
betting $500 for an $85 return doesn't seem wise

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What is /heem/'s favorite book and fighter?

>>77439422
Really makes you think

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>>77439422
Not as based as Conny Ruby

>>77439405
Is it because he keeps posting videos of gays sticking condoms up his nose?

>>77439422
who?

>>77439294
>betting 500$ for an 85$ win
the bookies love him

Hogda Housey has retired

https://twitter.com/BloodyElbow/status/892822327389540352

>>77439435
It's a high interest savings account.

>>77439453
THE sharpest mind in MMA media.

>>77439472

>probably

>>77439472
>UFC President Dana White

Exactly where I stopped reading

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>>77439481
>implying

>roid like crazy
>Get 1 year
>Repeat
>still more often than some fighters
Lmao @ usada

>>77439454
>betting on a -600 favourite who should be -6000
The bookies are just glad that for some reason people are betting on a +400 underdog when that underdog should be +4200

Would current DC have beaten this Jon Jones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vflbKYG6pI

what's a good way to break into the local MMA scene? I've been doing karate for about a year think i'm ready for the cage

Chael Sonnen was actually right about DC/Jones 2

What's going on.

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>>77439481
That's not schaub. What did you mean by this?

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Cheers, lads.

>>77439557
Train at a gym, spar, get amateur fights

>>77439584
Fucking zilch

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What awkward move is this?

>>77439557
go on Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series and call out Mighty Mouse

>>77439557
>I've been doing karate for about a year think i'm ready for the cage

howling
you're going to get your block knocked off
friggin karate lmao

>>77439615
that stance is incredible. schaub was right all along....

>>77439621
you don't know anything about me bud

>>77439615
>those angles
Floyd won't be expecting an attack from the skies.

>>77439584
cheers

>>77439594
Hey bud how do you like Grasso's chances this weekend?

>>77439658
Shut up you fucking zilch

>>77439648
you killed my sides man

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>>77437312
Music has Beethoven.
Art has Picasso.
Literature has Hemingway.
Theatre has Shakespeare.
Grappling has Sakuraba.

Do you agree /heem/?

>>77439638
i'm not that guy but lmao

mma fighters start at like 4 years old and excel at at least one sport by the time they're in school

>>77439638
I do, you go to the gym, you do ton of ab work and cardio but you hate it.

You did some kumite spar tho, but you wouldn't last more than one 3 minute round on an amateur fight. Ground game bro. And elbows. Work on that specially on ground and pound.

>>77439682
Post another early thread loser

>>77439688
No

>>77439638
I know enough

>>77439700
I did youre in it lmao

>>77439638
You need more tools for MMA man. At least have some ground game before you try to compete.

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>still memeing about angles

Schaub has been REPEATEDLY vindicated about this

>>77439638
Karate is the worst base for MMA my guy

>>77439758
but the timing..

>>77439701
tell me more?

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>>77439615

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>>77439727
At least you've piped down the wmma spam, so a thread posted at 500 is acceptable.

>>77439766
GSP is KARATE

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>>77439758
Schaub is a fucking idiot, moreover he is getting paid for promoting the fight and rooting for McGregor, to make some illusion of balance between Mac and Money in that match.

>>77439615

>People think Floyd can handle these angles

>>77439758
You keep posting this, what's your ANGLE here?

>>77437312
>jones won
Are you fucking surprised?

>>77439823
Eyyy I'm not surprised motherfuckers

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>>77439615

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how's this for goof images?

>>77439795
Sage is karate

>>77439841
Spammer getting riled up. Get ready for the porn.

I think Randa's superior grappling and takedown ability will carry her to a decision win.

>>77439840
love it

>>77439759
DC

>>77439883
Why do you hate Calendar this much? What has he done to you?

>>77439893
Calendarni**er gets the attention and (YOU)'s the spammer wants

rate this card

Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Brad Scott vs. Jack Hermansson
Dustin Ortiz vs. Hector Sandoval
Henry Briones vs. Rani Yahya
Jose Alberto Quinonez vs. Diego Rivas
Joseph Morales vs. Roberto Sanchez
Alvaro Herrera vs. Jordan Rinaldi

>>77439758
>mcgregor won't get KO'd in the first round
wow what a stunning analysis

>>77439933
Solid 6/10