/heem/: cyborg edition

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ALL WORK IS WHAT?!

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>>77410684
EASY WORK!

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Who can stop this man?

any word on the buy rate? doubting Dana's "over million buys" claim

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>>77410715
Leave the tapper to me

Jones x Rumble is the fight to make

>>77410719
I believe it did over 1 million it was trending all over the US

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>>77410718
That's not how we spell that word around here

>>77410652
That was years ago and we're seeing a much better midget mouse now. Win or lose I think he'd give some good fights in bantamweight.

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>>77410684

Ariel always starting shit, what a sneaky rat

>>77410719
Probably won't hear anything official until wrestling observer comes out

>>77410736
Made it for my friends, apologises /heem

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>>77410739

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YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>77410684
Is it true that Floyd vs. Conor tickets are selling very poorly?

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<----gooby

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>12 fights in one night

Wish they'd do 2 events of 6 instead.

>>77410684
preferably avoided if possible

>>77410839
Rashad is still fighting? Damn

>>77410839
Very interesting card there fella

Why are the Japanese so much better at presentation and spectacle than American promotions? Is it because of the more overt pro-wrestling influence?

>>77410863
Typical Greek

>>77410839
Bros is it weird to thing Randa is attractive

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Whittakers back light training. probably going to fight in November.

>>77410945
I think he'd be ready to fight Bisping in that time, no reason to make Gsp vs Bisping since they're both gonna take a break

>>77410964
>no reason to make Gsp vs Bisping

Let Bisping get paid before he loses his title and retires. He's been a company man for a long time, he's earned it.

Can we all agree that Daniel 'JUST' Cormier was never the 205 champion? He had a meaningless belt imo.

>>77410945
where does he say that he might be back in November? If thats true then there is no point for Bisping/GSP to happen.

>>77410960
>an American and an Irishman
>people from two countries that spend all their time hating on the UK
>expecting them to be draws in the UK

It makes complete sense for it to be cheaper over here.

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>>77410960
Is this price only for Sky subscribers or can you pay for it on Now TV or something?

Woodley cleaned out his division. What is next for Tyron 'The Casual Filter' Woodley?

>>77411000
Technically he was the 206.2 champ this whole time

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/mma-coach-hints-at-a-cm-punk-return-to-ufc-this-year

Move over Jon Jones, the true GOAT is coming back.

What would be the ideal height for multiple belts?

I think someone who is 6 feet could win welterweight, middleweight, light heavyweight and heavyweight.

Any taller and it would be too difficult to fight at welterweight, any shorter and you couldn't make heavyweight.

Where have all the DC fanboys gone? I swear the Jones/DC heem divide was pretty close before.

>>77411050
He is a good prospect IMO. His takedowns and top control are top notch but his stand up is a bit wooden and he isn't the most athletic guy in the division.

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evening lads

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>>77411048

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>>77411048
WME WILL make a celebrity vs. cm punk fight. It WILL headline with a wmma co main and you WILL like it.

>>77411059
Casual post

>>77411081

What kind of submission is that?

>>77411087
CM Punk is gonna shock the world

>>77411063
Right here, Anon. I'm still recovering. DC got gadooshed. Feels bad. Why does God make DC suffer so much? DC is MMA Frank Grimes. It's not fair, dammit!!!

>>77411059
You're probably too young/casual to have seen the good old days of Openweight tournaments and such.

>>77411088
>CM Punk vs Joe Rogan

Would do 3 million buys for sure. No way is CM Punk fighting anyone in the roster. Last time they had to find a literally who for him to fight, and he still got BTFO.

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>>77411063
DC "fans" are in hiding. Were already celebrating at the end of round 2.

>>77411087
Split decision? Need I remind you that Mickey Gull panic wrestled the moment the felt the sheer magnitude of Semen Punk's straight left?

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<--- Gooby

>>77411139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWC6x4Qqwe4

Joe Rogan would unironcally heem CM Punk

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ILL SEE YOU SON BOI!

Is Cormier justed already?

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>>77411159
>we dont live in the universe where CM Punk gets beaten to death by Rogaine

>>77411171
Punished Yoel is going to be a beautiful thing to see

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when will our lord return?

Do not understand people saying Jones didn't look himself and was losing against DC.

It's so bizarre. Do they legit not remember the first fight at all? It was going the same way. DC plodding forward constantly, Jones laying the groundwork to set him up for later rounds. It was an amazing performance from Jon.
I swear people who scored the first 2 for DC were too buoyed by the crowd and commentary. Jon worked him, DC landed more to the head but Jon rolled with a good load of those punches, minimising their impact.


I had Jon up 2 rounds, though I could easily see DC taking Round 2. And then Jon was dominating the 3rd.

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<-- Goobert

Was that headkick the exact punishment DC needed to make an ultimate return to heem jon jones?

Is Jones KO'ing Cormier the greatest and most unexpected moment in UFC history?

I thought Jones was gonna win, but I thought it was gonna be a decision. That headkick came out of nowhere.

>>77411195
GADOOSH

>>77411191
goober just got 100 million on his pocket, why would he let some junkie like nate strangle him to death for miserable 5 millions?

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>>77411211
>unexpected
Lol what? I'm not even meme'ing when I said I fully expected Jones to finish him this time, here's the literal proof.

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>>77411159
>Kicks with so much power and speed you don't hear the sound until a full second after it makes contact
Is this the power of TRT?

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I wish more cards had guaranteed money combos

>>77411211
he's the true goat

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CM Punk is the perfect example of the decline in pro-wrestler standards. It used to be that you had to be legit tough to be a pro-wrestler, often with an amateur or some other shoot background. Now it's mostly just wrestling fans who become wrestlers, so they get rekt in any kind of real combat. There are a handful of legit guys who are pro-wrestlers, but it's mostly nerds LARPing being a tough guy.

Back in the day you only made someone your champ if you knew they could handle themselves in a real fight, so that if someone decided to shoot on them they could deal with it.

>>77411048
>>77411088
Punk vs Cyborg catchweight

>>77411000
Yes. He'll be forgotten soon enough. As far as I'm concerned, Jones took the belt from Shogun and has had it ever since.

>>77411136
Been watching it for along time from I can remember Couture is the shortest HW and he was 6'1

>>77411211
>most unexpected

No lol. Bisping heeming Rockhold or Holm heeming Honda was way more unexpected.

>>77411240
How does current professional wrestling training compare to mma training?

>>77411211
that's unironically gooby 13 seconds v aldo

>>77411249
I would pay big money to see this shit, not even joking

>>77411233
Wew laddy

>>77411249
rip in piss CM cuck

>>77411256
How was Bisping beating Rockhold, or a world class kickboxer like Holm KO'ing Ronda more unexpected than that headkick?

>>77411249

Cyborg -500
CM Punk +250

>>77411282
You've never seen Jones throw a headkick? Casual alert

>>77411282

Most people didn't give Bisping and Holm any chance. Jones was a favorite to beat DC.

>>77411233
It's really not fair that euros get to make easy money like this.

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What's going on with posting that video of DC saying he won't get caught with the headkick because of his tendency.
It isn't the same shit. It's not like Jon read the lean and it was a habit of DC. It was a reaction by DC. He anticipated a low kick, which is why he puts his hands low to try and catch it, but Jon went high.
That's not a tendency, that's not akin to the Josh Barnett fight. That's Jones laying groundwork early to trick DC.

>>77411282
Bisping and Holly were both 10/1

Jones was -300 to win

Get outta here

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Look at what you did heem. Are you proud of yourself?

Was DC's chin cracked from the Gus and Rumble fights? Remember, Everytime you get rocked, your chin gets irreversibly worse.

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>>77411298

>>77411298
>land of the free
>can't freely make bets

>>77411333
DELET

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>>77411146

>>77411363
except you can

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<-- Goobs

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>>77411259
It's garbage.

In Japan they used to teach you shoot techniques before they taught you how to work a pro-wrestling match to make sure that everyone was tough as fuck. Your first year or so of training in a Japanese pro-wrestling dojo was often just getting the shit beaten/stretched out of you by legit tough guys. If you survived that then you were worthy of being told how to do the worked stuff.

It was because of this that most of the early MMA promotions were formed by pro-wrestlers (Shooto, Pancrase, RINGS, Pride etc), because they were legit trained first. Sakuraba destroyed the Gracie family and he came from a pro-wrestling background.

Now it's all flips and in-jokes and has become a part of nerd culture. No real tough guys left.

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Is Kevin Lee the most powerful lightweight?

>>77411336
DC's taken bigger shots than that before, I just feel like with him anticipating it being a body kick and ducking into it, the shin to the jowl just completely rattled his brain and he was basically out on his feet.

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<---Gewby

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>nobody posting their boys

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>>77347209

Lawler won the decision. Cerrone won the fight.

>>77411048
Punk v sage

>>77411433
ez fight for sage

>>77411298
Why are so stupid? Shit genetics?

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Why do the bad guys always win?

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most wins in title fights > most title defences

prove me wrong

>>77410671
>cruz not even on your list anymore

lmao

>>77411385
aren't some states stingy with gambling?

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>Gooby

>>77411449
They both lost to Mickey gall

>>77411455
I agree, Randy and Matt Hughes don't get enough credit on GOAT lists.

>>77411325
The mistake is that DC has this bad habit of leaning into the kick. Most fighters put their hands up and move their head away to absorb the kick. Bad technique by DC.

>>77411004
americans are total anglophiles, just not most blaq people

t. dad made me watch Are You Being Served every saturday for 18 years

>>77411455
jon jones is not even in his prime. by the time he's 40 will have broken all those records.

reminder that WEC wins, title defences and wins in title fights should count as UFC wins, title defences and wins in title fights

prove me wrong

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<-- Goober

>>77411504
No, they shouldn't. On what basis?

Is Tito right, did Ronda get handpicked opponents her entire UFC run?

>>77411523
No WMMA was just that bad

>>77411044
>cleaned out
Who is Ponzinibbio, Masvidal, and Cerrone? inb4 MMA math. Not to mention, Lawler has a good case for getting a rematch since the first fight was a quick KO and we didn't get to see them "fight" much. There's always the "lucky punch" angle with that type of fight

>>77411523
Yes. Her opponents up until Holm/Nunes were all just good matchups for her, i.e grapplers. It's not a coincidence once she fights 2 great strikers, she gets heemed

>>77411504
Because you have a mma record and you have a record for the promotion you fight in. Khabib shouldn't have a ufc record of 20-0 because he fought people with a combined average of <.500

>>77411540
>Was
It still is m8

>>77411486
>t. dad made me watch Are You Being Served every saturday for 18 years

genuinely laughed out loud at this. You poor bastard.

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Youre welcome again

>>77411521
>WEC owned by zuffa 2006-2010
>UFC didn't have any 135lbs or 145lbs at the time
>Dom cruise was allowed to directly convert his WEC championship to a UFC championship
>>77411550
how the fuck is khabib's situation comparable you spacker LOL

>>77411523
yes. Cyborg was signed to a UFC contract since 2015 and could have fought Ronda at any time. They knew Amanda would have beaten Ronda and kept her away. They thought Holly was can and is the only reason she got a shot

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>>77411541
The division has been cleaned out like it or not buddy.

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Why are American/Brazilian/European mixed martial artists so boring compared to Japanese ones?

>>77411572
Covington will LYNCH Tyrone

>>77411598
>n-n-next time
Okay my guy

>>77411587
because you're a mandrama faggot who doesn't actually like MMA or actually watching the fights

>>77411570
No, Aldo was AWARDED the UFC FW belt and Cruz was AWARDED the UFC BW belt after he defended the WEC BW belt against Jorgensen.

>>77411570
Because khabib fought literal cans. Why you should you get wins on your UFC record when you didn't fight someone in the ufc?

>>77411619
>Because khabib fought literal cans
So did Conor, without looking at Sherdog name 5 credible wins he has on his record prior to the UFC

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>>77411606
This man is also crafting several Chechen kebabs that will islam woodley to death

>>77411587
cos you're a fucking weeb

>>77411571
Cyborg wouldn't have made 135 and Ronda had no reason to move up. Nunes lost to zingano she wasn't on a tear during Rousey's run

>>77411634
*looks at wikipedia instead*

>>77411617
wrong, aldo had to fight for his. check the archives buddy, cruz officially won his Ufc belt at wec 53
>>77411619
do new twats really not realise than WEC was the UFC for bantamweight and featherweight until 2010? khabibs wins are in shitty B tier promotions, not the premier promotion for his division

>>77411642
For sure Woodley will lose his next fight my guy

>>77411572
>EYE POKES
That has nothing to do with Tyron eventually needing to fight him. Look at JBJ, his entire fucking career is built off eye pokes

Do you guys ever see /heem/ content on other boards? We got a /ck/ poster it would seem

>>77411654
heem posters are the biggest fucking losers alive

>>77411652
For sure I've been a Ponzinibio fan all my life my guy

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>>77411004
>tfw when you live in Northern Ireland and have sky

>>77411665
You have to go back

>>77410865
>hasn't won since 2013
He should retire after this fight, win or lose

>>77411648
Aldo didn't have to fight for it. You check the archives. He was awarded the UFC belt in November 2010, his first defence wasn't until April 2011.

And precisely, Cruz won his UFC belt at WEC 53. Not the WEC belt. You literally just proved yourself wrong.

>>77411665
t.salty mandrama loser

>>77411634
joe duffy lmao, did you REALLY not know that?

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>>77411654
Irish thread on /int/ is often full of Gooby
/tv/ has rogan threads all the time
/v/ has threads sometimes

Pic related saved from /int/

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>>77411679
I said wins you eejit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojcxYI0XGGE

>>77411240
>>77411395
Based Bong telling it like it is.

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>>77411613
But they're more exciting in the fights as well.

>>77411647
>>77411634
What the hell does that have to do with conor?

>>77411676
cruz defended his wec belt at the same time as winning the ufc belt you retard

>>77411713
It has to do with the fact that a lot of people fight cans before they get signed to the UFC, not just Khabib.

>>77411692
holy...

>>77411720
It's a completely different belt, you fucking idiot. What don't you understand about that?

imagine unironically thinking pre 2010 WEC was the equivalent of some shitty b tier russian promotion

actually makes me think twice about posting here when i realise these are the sort of people i'm posting with

>>77411708
Thank you, Slobodan.

>>77411730
>aldo wins a WEC belt
>defends it
>gets promoted to UFC champion before ever having a fight in the UFC

yeah they're completely and utterly different, not related at ALL

>>77411473
He only leaned because he went to parry the low kick

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>people still nuthugging Diaz at 202

>>77411740
>One less Brit on heem
Good riddance m8

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>>77411606
Did Tyrone ever deny that he got pieced up by GODby in sparring ON THE REG? No? Beat it h8r

>>77411740
wec was filled with killers thats why ufc bought them

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Holy fucking shit, I'm 6'9'' man who lifts, and I NEED Felice to dominate me. For how much money do you think she would do it?

Can you name a single fighter who would actually engage Maia and not get submitted?

>>77411410
>>77411336
It was literally shin to temple, the hell are you guys talking about.
That kick was vicious, it would have knocked others out cold

>>77411763
>DC fag STILL butthurt
sad!
>>77411779
exactly my guy

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>>77411762
>Diaz fanboys have no wins in the last year

Really happy DC got concussed.

>>77411781
Masvidal sweetie

>>77411781
rory

>>77411692
mindsmash is fucking garbage with a horrible voice

all these youtube analyst are shit

>>77411756
No, he didn't. DC has LITERALLY admitted he has a tendency to lean into the left headkick. I mean, he could've leaned for the low kick too, but it's possible it's just a natural tendency for him to do.

>>77411781
Gunnar

I feel like Woodley could have at the ends of the rounds witout too much worry but he played it safe

>>77411793
?

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>>77411795

>>77411723
Of course they do but I was just using khabib as an example because his wins are against a lower level than most before they came to the ufc. Im not knocking him because you can't ask for more than going undefeated, but acting they were all UFC caliber wins is ridiculous.

>>77411781
Rory did it, Rory basically outgrappled Maia too

>>77411808
I don't buy it, simply because he acknowledged it himself and while habits are hard to break, it's been 2 or 3 years since then.
Enough time to break said habit. Why else would he lean that way?

>>77411826
Khabib hasn't lost in the UFC though

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Stuffing 24 takedowns of an elite grappler who barely can wrestle is great but not an impressive feat

the real fans know he wont stop a single takedown from this beast

Ray Borg > Angelo Sanchez

Angelo Sanchez > Tony Hervey

Tony Hervey > Buddy Clinton

Buddy Clinton > KJ Noons

KJ Noons > Nick Diaz

Nick Diaz > Frank Shamrock

Frank Shamrock > Tsuyoshi Kosaka

Tsuyoshi Kosaka > Fedor Emelianenko

>>77411816
In the past 12 months Diaz fanboys have not had a win

>>77411807
Stop proxying as a brit you goof

>>77411839
>Enough time to break said habit.
He literally got rocked by a left high kick at UFC 210, it's a wonder Rumble didn't KO him then.

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>>77411856
I like the part where all Irish flags disappeared after certain events took place

>>77411851
Woodley's just really strong, has a low center of gravity and doesn't take enough risks to really get taken down. It's hard to take him down, especially now when he's only out to do the bare minimum to win

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Could you beat Cyborg in a fight?

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>Colby Covington and Santiago Ponzinibbio fans pop up out of the woodwork

I honestly love this place

Take a look at this, lanklets:
https://youtu.be/ySXjqRdAXDA

You can feel the sexual tension oozing from their thick, strong, tight bodies.

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>>77411851
Tyrone is already in hiding waiting for a GSP unicorn. Magny and RDA wanted NONE of him either

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>>77411783
Dunno, why you replied to me, as I was disagreeing with what the Leaf said but it wasn't a kick to the temple.

Red - temple
Blue - jowl/temporomandibular joint

why exactly is khabib so highly rated?

he's barely faced anyone relevant

>>77411854
Ray Borg GOAT confirmed,no wonder DJ picked him over Dillashaw

>>77411864
>He literally got rocked by a left high kick at UFC 210, it's a wonder Rumble didn't KO him then.
amazing how many of you here never been hit in the face before

the kick landed on the side of his head, screwed his equilibrium up. I got headkicked in the exact same spot once and I felt dazed even though I have never been rocked from a punch before

>>77411896
TJ Dillashaw > Renan Barao

Renan Barao > Brad Pickett

Brad Pickett > Demetrious Johnson

>>77411850
And? If a player wins 3 championships in college and then goes onto the NFL should we say he has 3 Superbowls?

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>>77411872
0 (ZERO) wins in the last 12 Months
0 (ZERO) UFC titles ever

>>77411887
Good spot but still a pretty hard kick

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https://www.instagram.com/marinellac_/

More similar than her actual twin, crazy

>>77411874
word on the street is colby destroyed tyrone in practice so tyrone is pretending he doesnt exist

>>77411908
Demetrious Johnson > John Dodson

John Dodson > TJ Dillashaw

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>>77411872
Accepting defeat is more respectable than denying it

I just heard someone say DC was winning the 3rd until the kick

I don't understand that at all. That 3rd round was Jones' clear as day

>>77411856
ah, you shoulda said >Diaz fanboys have no wins for a year

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>>77411922
Verifiable fact.

>>77411826
WEC pre 2010 is NOT a 'lower level' than the UFC

>>77411781

Rory, GSP.

Will Masvidal be the one to shadowrealm Woodley?

>>77411900
What does that have to do with him eating the same shot he did 4 months ago?

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>>77411939
>tfw Colby has the Blueprint to take down Woodely

>>77411953
I was pretending bro

>>77411888
cause hes undefeated and most of his wins were impressive at the time, but other than MJ (barely) no one else he beat is still relevant in LW

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>>77411945

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>people are literally pretending to be 'yuge colby covington fan my dude, 100% followed him since the NCAA my guy' because they hate woodley THAT much

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>b-b-lood orc!
>w-w-onderboi
>t-t-this time
>m-maiavidal
>m-m-maia
>c-c-onor
>c-c-ovington
>m-m-asvidal
>p-p-ponzinibio

>>77411914
The jowl and either side of the chin are KO weakspots, more so than the temple.

>>77411876
I've only seen me and I was telling people he would win for ages

>>77411983
For sure I've been a Colby Covington fan since his high school wrestling days my guy!

CHAOS!

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>>77411976

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>>77411979
>Bisping

BASED

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H8rs are in absolute shambles! They cant handle raw true talent when they see it! So they project their own insecurities and anti-platonic ideals unto him to compensate for their own misgivings! Just like Jon! Just like Schaub! Get lost!

I hate how people are dicksucking Jon and saying he's p4p 1 after than win in which he looked slower than ever

he has the exact same problem Aldo had, he looks good against midgets but when he has to fight someone his own size he doesn't look so good

>>77411815
Yeah but Gunnar got mauled on the ground

>>77412002
And who is this wall of text about, goof ?

>>77411953
Rumble's not really a kicker desu, and as I recall that wasn't the most natural position when he ate it

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>oh for sure my man, followed colby since his high school wrestling days my dude my guy 100% just always been a yuge fan of his career
>t-that w-wonderboy screensaver on m-my phone and t-the maia t-shirt? ermm dunno what you're t-talking about

>>77411207
To get some sweet CTE on top of his retirement you mean

>>77411992
Santiago

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>>77412032
Colby working Tyrone into shambles

>>77412013
>slower than ever
You're dumb af. If you ask me, Jones looked almost as good as ever. He literally finished Daniel Cormier and you're trying to downplay it. Get the hell out

>>77412034
IIRC, Rumble's kick was to the nose of DC and not the jowl, chin etc. So DC's nose absorbed most of the damage.

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>colby covington

How do you get the nerve to walk through the door of a gym? I've got /fit/ and studied some DVD rips, but suffer from massive anxiety about starting training.

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>COLBY

Been a YUGE woodley fan since strikeforce 100% hes a beast for sure

>>77412058
>You're dumb af.
Saying that doesn't make it true
>get the hell out
you're literally a walking reddit, you sound like a fag

>>77411976
I followed him since high school wrestling 100% my guy

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>COVINGTON

>>77412075
Just go and don't look you're above everyone else

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Whats a king to a Colby?

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>>77411325
Can someone who knows about striking explain to me why DC is leaning in to that kick?
Jon set it up with leg kicks, sure, but even if that was a leg kick, why is he leaning his head forward?
Did Jon throw many body kicks? Was he perhaps trying to soften the blow of a potential body kick, hench the moving his body backwards?

>>77412058
He was getting lit up by a wrestler half his size, he looked worse than ever until he landed the headkick.

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>so mrs covington your beautiful baby boy has just been born, what would you like to call him?
>"colby"
>ermm, colby? I don't think that's actually a name

>>77411879
>0:41 Joe looks her dead in the eye and bites his lip
>megan getting flustered

hot

>>77412092
yeah ok "jones looked so bad he finished dc!" lmao

>>77412102
A boring 30-27 decision

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>>77411044
>Tyron 'The Casual Filter' Woodley

Perfectly sums up Tyrone-haters.
/myboy/ Tyrone is just too good for the rest of the division.

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>>77410839

>Rashad

Come on now, it's getting ridiculous.

>>77412118
Go back and actually watch Jones' previous fights rather than just highlights lads.
In particular the DC fight. And then come back and say he looked terrible

>>77411874
I just read an interview by Maia (it was in portuguese) and he said exactly this, Woodley is way to strong and has a low gravity center it makes the job of getting him down harder than it had been in the other fights.

>>77412131
>Tyron was getting outstruck by Maia for 5 rounds but in the last 30 seconds he knocked Maia out so he's better than ever

>>77411912
0 (ZERO) title defences ever
>best conditioning prepping for biggest fight
>btfo by skinny-fat mexican out partying
>>77411930
Except they pretend it never happened

>>77412149
Sam Alvey is going to Gadoosh rashid my guy

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>oh for SURE my dude, yuge Ponzinibbio fan my man
>been following his career since he was fighting in regional south american promotions my man, just a yuge inspiration to me - nothing to do with the champion being a dominant black man my dude just really like ponzi- *has to google how to spell his name* ponzibibbio my man

>>77412156
It was 1-1 heading into the 3rd and Jones was taking over during then. Exactly the same as the first fight.
Jones sets up the groundwork early and uses it to break DC late. Understand the sport.

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now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTuH-u1qVg

>>77412092
You completely skipped around points, you sound like a child

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>>77412156
>>Tyron was getting outstruck by Maia

check the fight metric bud

>>77412150
Not terrible, but he started slow and he did look worse than ever

Does anyone unironically want boring ass Woodley replaced as champ by boring ass Covington? We already had a blanket as ww champ

>>77412149
NO, No they're corrupting the poor boy's mind, Cease!

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Kflo said anybody memeing about D.C. crying is a LOSER.

Look at this face. It is NOT funny. Anybody who memes about this man Is not allowed to post here anymore. It's not a joke. Just cut it out already.

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>>77412183
That conference was the peak Jon Jones in my opinion

>>77412156
Except Jones was outstriking Cormier. Or do you only count headstrikes, casual?

>>77412184
I just recognise when someone is baiting, nice samefagging by the way

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>Diaz fanboiis trying to remain relevant by talking about fights that happened years ago

>>77412189
I think he just gave dc a false sense of security

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>>77411854
I have a #rare grappling instructional book by Tsuyoshi Kosaka.

>>77412221
But Conor wasn't supposed to lose to diaz!

>>77412189
How can he start slow? He won RD1, DC was always going to be the chaser and on the front foot because he HAS to get on the inside of Jones due to the height and reach advantage of Jones.

>>77412206

Don't worry he got a beating afterward by his dad.

This is the same brit that always dickrides winners and talks so much shit like he has a clue?

>>77412249
Who are you referring to?

>>77411879
I think she has a crush on Dom. Dom probably had a crush on her too back in the wec days.

Will Dom ever find a nice girl?

>>77412223
possible but seems unlikely

>>77412241
when you have that much of a reach and size advantage, and you're making the smaller fighter chase you, you should be landing a lot more and getting hit a lot less, like he was in the 1st fight

>>77412241
I genuinely don't understand how people don't get this. They don't seem to have watched the first fight at all or if they have, don't remember it well
>>77412260
Ignore the friend simulators, I genuinely have no clue either. I've seen recently that people seem to think there are only a handful of Brits on /heem/ and they assigned a personality to each of them. Just bizarre

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>>77412265
Dom doesn't care for girls

Not but all memeing aside I am actually a huge Colby Covington fan

>>77411240

Why would a guy need to be legit when literally everyone knows pro wrestling isn't real? How does that benefit business in any way?

There is only one Brit on /heem/ at once

Always remember that

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>>77412275
He did land more, tho?

>>77412260
the brit that after a fighter wins always sucks up to them and writes out a bunch of facts that are complete bs, I see him do it after every event its annoying In fact you're samefagging right now and replying to yourself

>>77412276
There's literally 4 Brits on /heem/ maximum

>>77412215
So? Outstriking a wrestler means he looked better than ever when he clearly didn't

Who gets the succ next for DC's comeback fight? Shogun or Manuwa IMO

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>>77412288
We can all agree that average heem user has a huge cock Joe and could heem every here

LeaveMightyMouseToMe.jpg

>>77412303
You sound really new and extremely butthurt LOL

Back to plebbit DC fag, you can cry with the other losers there in peace

I'm not convinced by the responses.

Demian Maia is the greatest MMA fighter of all time.

>>77412330
Jones gets Gus
DC gets Volkan


Sounds good to me. Brock can't happen for 6 months minimum anyway

>>77412364

If the Brock fight happens it won't be until next summer. Jones could potentially be looking at two defenses before the big payday.

The camera work in Rizin is so fucking good. The top-down angle is amazing. Great stuff.

>>77412332
he's alright though

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do

not

laugh

>>77412265
>Will Dom ever find a nice girl?

He might be gay.

>>77411781
Jacare

>>77412338
some of the worst bait on heem, step it up

>>77412265
>>77412393
I think he bangs Cat Zingano

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>>77412422
Does this look like a man who bangs to you ?

People have stupid high expectations of Jones if they think getting tagged with a few good shots against DC means he didn't look as good.

The dude has been preparing for 3 years, it's not like he rolled off the street and was landing on Jon. Yeah, Jones didn't take those same shots in the first fight but you're acting as if DC hadn't adjusted at all. DC took the 2nd, he landed way better strikes than he did in the first fight, but ultimately he was finished.

Dom is Monstersexual

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Quick, what are you /heem/ gimmicks? Mine is 'weeb who hates modern western MMA'.