/HEEM/ The Queen Returns On Saturday

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>>77404902

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>tfw too intelligent to be taken down

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>Woodley with another successful title defense
>casuals *still* seething

>>77404902
>karen

first for winning the fight and losing everyone's interest

>>77404929
T. Woodley

Why is Dana so mean to him I mean is Dana really that much of a "man of the fans?"

>>77404917
wow, constructive critiscism. thanks m8
i didnt put a header on that because i havent figured out a style i want to go with. just putting it in helvetica black would be too plain

textured border around each days events or around the whole thing?

Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

10-15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as around

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money, tho.

why didn't Maia just give Woodley the Ryan Hall treatment? Cruz himself said he should have kicked more

>>77404902
But our queen stich albu fought yesterday?

>>77404956
Nice pasta homo

>>77404957
Probably because maia wants to fight again instead of being sent to butt scoot purgatory.

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>DC's face when he interviews Jon on FS1 before his next title defense

>>77404956
why do you think this is worth reposting? for what, the third or fourth time? or are you the archive spammer with a new proxy?

>>77404950
i was thinking the whole canvas but you could probably just fill it with a black stroke. a texture at low opacity on the dates/events might look decent though

>>77404937
>he won
>that means he isn't incredibly boring

Rosholt could have been champ, I would have skipped his fights too. Belts don't matter.

>all the idiots on /heem/ were legitimately excited for Tyron vs. Maia

I guess you hate having fun or lack any common sense.

I bet you're also excited for Floyd vs. Conor, right?

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>>77404948
Dana hates it when fighters stand up for themselves or look out for their careers. He wants to keep paying them peanuts to get brain damage and for them to be kissing his ass for it.

>>77404957
Because everything is Woodley's fault. It's 100% on Woodley that nobody wants to bang with him. Wonderboy won't come within 10' of you? It's Woodley's fault!

>>77404977
DC is going to Matt Hughes himself soon

>>77404997
>trane himself so hard

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>we consider Rizin/ Pride a freakshow with attractions like Gabi or Sapp
>average person probably considers UFC to be a freak show because of the McGregor/Mayweather fight

DC and JJ corner audio of the finish:

https://streamable.com/i9b8j


>Jackson yelling at Izzy

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Punished DC when?

>>77404996
>paying peanuts and kissing his ass for it

Sure seems like it.

>>77404995
I knew Maia wouldnt take him down but I thought tyrone could have at least heemed him rather than throwing 2 strikes a round

>>77404995
Yes, it was a fun match. You don't want to see Conor vs Floyd and you're saying *we* hate fun? Dude, circus matches are fun.

>>77404970

Dana wants entertainment, not athletics

>>77405023
it's not about what dana wants, it's what consumers want

>>77405027

BINGO and if you don't like it GTFO niggers

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>>77404997
DC is 100% going to snap.

>Rory would be champ if he didn't go to smellator

>>77404988
also might want to add time zones to the event start times. goober v mayweather starts at 9 local i think

>>77405023
this, it's not that he's pissed off that Woodley avoided the ground

Dana wants a finish, doesn't matter how you fight as long as you hype people up and finish

>DC starts doing coke
>loses 20lbs
>gets the rubber match
>dominates it

>>77405029
>niggers
he means that in the most endearing way i'm sure

>>77405005
Rizin is like 85% man drama. They have some good fights too and i still tune in to watch though.

>>77404997
>>77405031
DC isn't a frail bitch like you guys he can handle a defeat.

>>77405027
Dana can still say whether Woodley deserves a fight or not and I think he does

HANDLETS REPORT IN

i just measured my hands and they're only 8.25 inches long, and i'm 6'2. should i place myself on DC level suicide watch?

>>77404902 → (OP)
But our queen stich albu fought yesterday?

>>77405046
>he can handle a defeat
>cries for 27 minutes straight

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>>77405035
;^]

>>77405048
>tfw 6'3" and 8"

now i know how manlets feel

>>77405035
Post USADA Rory loses to Woodley.

Is there any mma fights to be really hyped about in the next few months? I guess jds vs ngannou is kinda spicy. Ufc blew their load this month and expended all the good fights. Hopefully new years card is stacked right up

Why is everyone acting like DC is terrible? He's undefeated at HW and his only losses at LHW have come from the GOAT. He's never going to be more than 2nd best but no one else at LHW is gonna beat him. Kinda like Benavidez or Gadelha.

>>77405061
this was done on purpose to hype goob mayweather

>>77405066
Gus beat him

>>77405048
I have big palms, but slender little girl fingers. Feels bad.

>>77405066
time is not on his side so what's he really going to do with the fights he has left

>>77405060
I doubt it, Tyrone's fight IQ and skill level is too low to beat Rory if were being completely honest.

Wonderboy doesn't match up well with Tryone's explosiveness, it's true, but Rory does.

So if Rory and Mousasi didn't go to Lellator they would likely be UFC champions by the end of this year.

>>77405027
Consumers also want entertainment, which is why Dana wants it.

Spoiler: he knows far more about what sells and marketing than some retard on 4chan.

Woodley is bad for the league, not really any disputing it. Dana will give him shittier fights and less pay because ge doesnt generate revenue.

McGregor gets the big fights and pay days because he is the biggest draw. Woodley will NEVER EVER make 100 mil for a fight. "Muh clean athleticism" doesnt pay. Like it or not, humans want to be entertained. Romans didnt build the coliseum to watch a guy punch another guy less than 10 times. They wanted brutal death matches, even rigged ones were ok.

>>77405069
5d chess my man

>>77405078
Tyrone has high fight IQ and skill. He has low marketing IQ.

>>77405090
without a doubt, UFC is failing

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>>77405061
whenever she fights again

>>77405075
Yeah for sure my man, he beat Jones too didn't he?

>>77405054
>Boys don't cry.
Ok there winona ryder

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Name my band /Heem/

>>77405078
Rory is the better fighter overall, but has his chin been cracked? He's young, but he's got a lot of mileage and has taking a lot of punishment.

Woodley keeps improving. His striking isn't nearly as complete as Rory's, but his fight IQ is underrated. I'd bet on Woodley in a rematch.

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>>77405061
Why yes, I'm so glad you asked. September 9th, UFC 215 main event.

The greatest p4p fighter of all time, Demetrious ''Mighty Mouse'' Johnson will defend his title for a record breaking 12th time agains.... .. . zZzZz

>>77405096
its mid-tier at best, friend :)

he's been smart with matchmaking and holding out for the fights he wants plus Rory is gone

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is anyone actually paying to watch this fight?

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>>77405092
same reason DJ would rather base pay than PPV points. gets an opportunity to take a risk by fighting TJ *at his own weight class* and says no

>>77405102
Jones had a clear three rounds and is GOAT. Even DC was unsure he won that fight.

>>77405103
>crying like a baby means you can handle defeat
leaf logic in full force

>>77405114
Yes, only $15 cause I'm having a lot of family over to kick in.

>>77405097
the sooner the better
they treated Couture and Tito and other like shit.
the treated Brock and GSP like shit, they walked.
the treated Conor like shit, he looks like he might be walking.
they deserve whatever they get.

>>77405114
lol no

>>77405036
I was gonna put *All Times in Eastern Standard Time" on top somewhere

>>77404988
yeah i dont mess with textures too much because i enjoy flat design but i'll try out some textures because the legibility is really low. i think it needs some kind of highlight color

>>77405110
Rory is too good Woodley would never hit him clearly. You need balls to beat Rory Macdonald.

>tfw Rory has gone to Lellator to crush cans and regenerate his nose so he can come back and heem Woodley, Whittaker, Jon Jones and CM Punk in this order

>>77405099
I prefer real fights to mandrama personally

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>>77405109
EUROBEATdown

>>77404995
I'm looking forward to seeing Conor get slept.

>>77405123
Conor did walk at UFC 200, they couldn't close a deal.

>>77405054
Concussions make you hyper-emotional, anon. Can't blame DC for crying, his brain was literally bounced around his skull just seconds earlier. He probably doesn't even remember it.

>>77405114
naw

>>77405118
I'd explain why you're stupid and why having an emotion is the heat of the moment translates to having drive and desire but you've never had an athletic accomplishment in your life so you wouldn't understand anyway.

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>>77405117
Okay so where did Gus win three rounds against DC?

>>77405126
Or you need Rory to shut himself down like he did with Wonderlad.

There's no way mighty manlet keeps his #1 p4p spot right ?

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>>77405061
Whenever pvz fights again

>>77405154
Wonderboy is the superior striker and Rory couldn't take him down, bad matchup for Rory.

the fuck does pound-for-pound even mean

>>77405152
well played, sir

>>77405110
Woodley is 35 already and will only get slower as time passes. I also disagree about his fight IQ desu. Maybe backing up to the fence is good against Maia, but you can tell he was very unsure he beat Wonderboi in the second fight until the decision was read. I just don't see him not walking backwards into the fence and getting bullied again.

>>77405163
all weight classes combined more or less

if fighter A weighed the same as fighter B who's the better fighter

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>>77405157
is that a period joke?

>>77405154
/Firas Zahabi fucked Rory for that fight. I could explain in detail but pretty much they used him as a sparring partner for what's his faces kickboxing match and made him adapt a weird style that didn't work for him and didn't bother training him properly. They also let the dude train with GSP a lot when he was supposed to be training Rory and he didn't even go to Rory's fight but did go to the other dudes.

It's the guy that's dating sage's square head sister. Can't ever remember his name.

>>77405163
P4P is a big fucking nonsense meme, a realistic P4P list would just be the best heavyweights and light heavyweights.

>>77405114
Wait, how much does a normal seat cost, the bad view ones?

Are the featherweight matchmakers autistic? Why do they keep making mismatches with top contenders vs up coming fighters?

>>77405163
It's a made up term created by Jewish boxing promoters to get people to actually give a fuck about manlet """fighters""" that are so small, the average man could pick them up and toss them like a lawn dart.

Naturally, the UFC stole this meme. P4P means nothing.

>>77405169
Which is retarded because if fighter A weighed as much as Fighter B they wouldn't be the same fighter they are now

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>>77404902
> "Believe you me, Buddeh."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_OVz3fLmZI

>>77405163
"If", "If", "If"...and so on.
It's meaningless shit from the marketing department.

>>77405180
you're not wrong, just explaining what p4p is

>>77405163
it's a way for manlets to pretend if some magic tech existed to make them normal size that they wouldnt get BTFO fighting

>>77404902
Who does Grasso fight?

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>>77405187
>wmma

>>77405174
Please, go into detail. Why did Firas do that? Was Rory eating a bacon sandwich in the Tristar lobby?

>>77405185
Yeah, I know, I just find it so stupid is all

>>77405174
this is interesting.

>>77405150
It's one thing to have emotion and another to become an embarrassing crying mess right after talking a bunch of shit. Plenty of other fighters have been defeated without such a pathetic display.

>>77405193
Rory is pissed that they crafted such a meme gameplan to deal with Wonderboy's attacks rather than focusing on what Rory already does well

>>77405178
Even the matchmakers don't pay attention or know who any of the fighters are. REMINDER:

Weight classes were invented to protect manlets and lanklets from adult sized men.

>>77405175
>a realistic P4P list would just be the best HW and LHW

JJ is slow and less technical than DJ, if p4p is just

>>77405169
>if fighter A weighed the same as fighter B

that means DJ would be p4p because he's faster and more technical than JJ, then again he's only faced manlets his entire career so who even cares?

p4p is a dumb meme, jon jones is the best MMA on the planet and that's all that matters

>>77405163
It's just a way to try and promote boring manlets

>>77405205
If Jones and Mighty Mouse were the same email size, their physical attributes would be more similar dumby. You can't say Mighty Mouse would for sure be faster.

>>77405205
>comparing the speed and agility of a 5'3 135lb man to a 6'4" 230lb man
this is exactly why p4p is retarded

>>77405181
is Fedor the smoking gun in the Russia and Trump connection???

>>77405193
The Kickboxing guy brought a lot of attention to Tristar and was arguably having the bigger fight.

He's a big name in kickboxing and it was a pretty big deal at the time that he would choose to train at a MMA gym and spar with GSP for a kickboxing bout.

GSP even talks about how he emulated Wonderboy's style and I'm pretty sure they got Rory to train with the guy as well since he used a similar karate style stance.
Also notably after that fight Rory decided he was going to crosstrain at his home base in Kelowna to rekindle his fire. So it's pretty safe to say Firas fucked him.

Firas is also a meme trainer who lucked out with GSP (Elias Theodoreau anyone?).

>>77405057
>>77405076
this probably is what it feels like to be a manlet. i didn't realize how cruel i was being, taunting them on a daily basis.

>>77405213
Manlet fights are the best fights.
They usually have the fastest pace and technicality.

Heavyweight fights are fun because the high amount of KOs

Average dude fights are mediocre with only a few fighters being entertaining but most just being faggots.

Women fights are the worst and only fun to laugh at.

>>77405173
Probably not

>>77405226
manlet meme has unironically made me insecure around taller women and i'm the 6'3" guy

FUCK
U
C
K

>>77405231
manlet detected

>>77405224
Also jojo calderwood. Firas is ultra overrated

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>>77405234
>tfw 5'10" and routinely pick up woman 6'+
That meme has made me get a lot of pussy.

>>77405115
Shit like this is why I'm fucking happy guys like Woodley, Bisping, and Mighty Mouse are champs. I just want """boring and unremarkable""" fighters to be champions just so that the UFC shuts down. I would love it if boring guys like Oezdemir won, or if someone like Cain or Khabib who fights once every nine years took the belt just so that the entire organization would come crumbling down because when the UFC comes crashing down from the lack of interest, the inactivity, and the poaching of Bellator and Rizin there will be one beet red, tomato colored corpse sitting at the bottom of the rubble.

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>>77405181
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_OVz3fLmZI

>>77405114
>put tickets on sale weeks after the press conference when the hype has already cooled off

Suprised they'd be so dumb about it. What was the point of doing 4 in a row if you arent using that momentum.

>>77405231
midgets are less technical cause they can eat strikes without a care in the world its like watching WMMA dude

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>>77405268
Jesus Christ THE KING shows no mercy to the peasantry.

>>77405248
Nope but its a proven fact manlets and giants are more entertaining than average guys.
Even GSP was a boring piece of shit.
Id much rather watch BJ Penn

>>77405266
>le tomato meme
uh my guy i'm not sure if you're aware of this but heem is not r/mma, we like based dana here so get lost ya goof

>>77405268
>BANTZ

even funnier because they normally work together

>>77405287
manlet detected

>>77405278
I dont kind watching manlets who stand and bang like cody garbrandt and lineker. Also hector sandvodol fights next weekend he seems like a pretty powerful flyweight

>>77405292
Florian losing his shit is what makes it most funny

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Fact: Swiss Fighters Are The Most Powerful Fighters In The World

>>77405306
that is some bizarre body hair

>>77405268
i don't like Bisping, but his banter has come a long way from "Mr. Poopy pants"

>>77405312
turkish genes

>>77405268
i get that he's just hyping his fight with GSP, but claiming GSP does nothing is /heem/-casual-tier.
Sad really.

have a split pic of Kos and Fitch, after fighting GSP

So with this whole GSP/Bisping situation UFC shouldn't have even done Romero vs Whittaker. Should have just made Bisping fight Yeol instead of having to wait even longer for this fuckery

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>>77405287
>Even GSP was a boring piece of shit.
lol
stay casual, girl.

>>77405320
here's the pic

>>77405175
p4p is usually just a list of the most dominant fighters, to purist it's fighters who's skills transcend weight disadvantages the most

Frankie Edgar is a good example he was the 155 champ despite being one of the smallest guys in the division

Manny Pacquiao got 4 rounds on Mayweather with a shoulder injury and he was once a flyweight

>>77405320
GSP absolutely fucked Koscheck up with nothing but jab, which is to the Bisping's point

>>77405312
It's 5 o'clock shadow but on his chest.

>>77405320
Gsp is boring as fuck too watch only Canadian fanboys disagree. Never takes a chance just goes for the safest decision

can we really consider Jones the GOAT when hes too scared to fight Stipe? Jon is a tall guy, its not like hes fighting someone much bigger than him. Also the Lesner fight is a joke, Lesner has no shot of winning that fight. I think this is why Fedor and Conor are better, they are willing to fight anyone. Thoughts?

>>77405328
pic looks like maia after last night's snoozer

>>77405321
They couldn't have predicted that Whittaker would destroy his knee in the war with Yoel. If that never happened, then Bobby Knuckles would be destroying Count Buddeh for the belt and GSP would be fighting someone else.
>>77405333
>5 o'clock
Uh his name is No Time so I don't think that really applies

>>77405320
he's right though, GSP won't be able to wrestlefuck Woodley.

GSP will spam jab and avoid everything Woodley attempts. Boring 50-45 for GSP.

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>>77405332
the fitch fight was super impressive. wasnt the first guy to stop him but he did damn near everything but

condit fight was impressive and hype af seeing his recoverability. almost another jackson-wink headkick victim

>>77405334
not true at all, gsp gnp accompanied by a sick jab. You're just a hater

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>>77405347

>>77405332
Bisping's point wasn't that GSP has incredible jabs (and virtually the only worthwhile Superman punch), it was the he does not, which is stupid.

>>77405337
Stipe needs to build his name before he tries to walk Jon Jones down.

>>77405337
GOAT discussions are for gay homosexuals who try to live vicariously through other men's success.

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>>77405358
how did he survive this?

and why was it aliens?

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>>77404902

Upcoming events:

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Based TWood

>>77405368
it's a pretty normie thing to do you're just projecting your insecurities

i've had the tyson v ali discussion with plenty of chads

>>77405383
i guess T Wood can laugh all the way to the bank if he has a boring fight but they put him on with Jones selling a million PPVs

>>77405337
>this is why Fedor and Conor are better, they are willing to fight anyone. Thoughts?
Conor promised Aldo a rematch. Then he made sure it didn't happen. That's just one example of how he doesn't fight.
Conor has had 2 legit fights in 2 years.
2.

Johnny Hendricks has had 4 in 1 year.
Tons of top guys have had 6 in 2 years.
Conor has had 2.

"Conor will fight anyone" is a Dana-meme and needs to be retired. It's absolute horseshit. Conor is an entertaining guy but he's also the most creative fight ducker ever. He shouldn't even have a belt.

>>77405385
tyson and ali were both memes

>>77405393
get over yourself m8, conor only wants the biggest money fights

no one was gonna pony up for that aldo rematch compared to all his other options

>>77405397
everyone knows that, i'm just correcting that insecure cuck

>>77405358
>>77405372
lol that was Condit's hightlight reel, one moment in time that he """almost""" heemed GSP.

Spent the rest of the 25 minutes on his back.

Woodley could beat the shit out of GSP and finish him in the first easily, so it would probably go to decision.

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>>77405403
In that case pardon me to much shitposting.

>>77405390
Dana sure lets him get carried for PPV's, first Conor, then Kebab now Jones. If he only showed something in return

>>77405401
meaningless fights, but sure I see what he's doing and that s absolutely his right.
the downside, for him, is that he'll never be considered anything but a novelty fighter.
He'll never be mentioned in the same conversation as JJ, GSP, Anderson.

>>77405337
guarantee if stipe did 1mil ppv buys every time and casuals new who he was jon would fight him

>>77405406
>le stand against the cage and do nothing man

>if you thought GSP was a boring champ
>wait till you get a load of this guy

funny once someone becomes the WW champ they stop knocking people out. only lawler continued to fight the same style

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Can you guys stop referring to Jon Jones as JJ?

Thanks

>>77405393
Conor is full of shit and Fedor lost to cans.

>>77405406
LOL.
Gerge's whole thing was to take the greatest strength of each opponent and destroy them with it.
He'd get Tyron to back into the fence as Tyron does, Superman punch him, then take him down for some G'n'P. Rinse, repeat.

>>77405421
Everyone before GSP all the way back to Miletich had exciting title defenses. Hughes vs Trigg 2 might be one of the best fights of all time.

GSP fights were still hype as fuck

he had a good string of contenders who you could convince yourself had the right recipe to beat him

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>>77405425
no

>>77405346
GSP actually sets ups his takedowns and actually drives when he shoots

>>77405425
Ano, hai desuka

>>77405434
gtfo retard

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>>77405435
dana's favorite fight

>hughes gets nut-shotted
>yamasucky goes to stop it
>decides not to
>hughes takes a beating
>escapes the choke
>CARRIES TRIGG ACROSS THE ENTIRE FUCKING CAGE IMMEDIATELY AFTER

>>77405421
>only lawler continued to fight the same style
and how did that work for him? He won twice and got BTFO.

>>77405425
JJ is JJ, what's your problem with us calling JJ, JJ?

>>77405445
Woodley is the strongest WW in WW history.

don't even like him but his TDD is beyond ridiculous

>>77405459
how can you say that after rory manhandled him

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>>77405436
it's only teen casual who believe the GSP was boring meme

literally not old enough to have seen the fights, and too cool to watch them now.

>>77405465
what fight was she reacting to?

>>77405463
he really didn't manhandle anybody, Woodley got off balanced and Rory ended up on top.

Woodley's wrist control is AAA+++ tier

>>77405467
>I DONT CARE
>HIT EM WITH YOUR GROIN!

>>77405454
JJ is claimed by Joanna and yes i know Jon Jones was in the UFC first, but that's just how the cookie crumbles

>>77405450
bedtime Josh, it's after 11PM.
mommy's going to be upset if she catches you on her laptop again.

>>77405471
rory REKT him in the standup and shook off like every TD

>>77405477
sorry, I don't do "women's mma", I'm only interested in fighting.

>>77405483
he could never even attempt takedowns he was too busy with his back against the cage getting lit the fuck up the entire fight

>>77405471
>>77405483
>>77405492
funny to see the current WW champ so shook as the fight goes on. some of those rory combos were fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU9c3a8I6W4

>>77405468
Calderwood blowing it against Moroz. She was still undefeated and presumably being lined up as JJ's first defense

>>77405494
beautiful takedown at 2:35

GSP-esque in his duck under Joe

>>77405500
calderwood is an utter disappointment since TUF

>>77405383
He's going to be cut when he loses to Healthy Weight Cut Gastelum.

>>77405514
She fights really badly when she has personal issues and had a bad breakup and left her camp.

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>>77405454

>>77405514
>>77405525
She needs to go into the ASMR porn business.

>>77405393
HE IS BOXING

FLOYD

MAYWEATHER

JR.

THE P4P

GREATEST

BOXER

OF

ALL

TIME
SIT THE FUCK DOWN DUDE

How do you guys reckon John Cena would do in the octagon? (No meme replies!!!!!)

>>77405494
>moral of the story, you can't stand in front of rory and hope to survive

>>77405541
Naturally really athletic so I think he would've done well if he trained hard enough, but he's too old now.

>>77405529
disgusting racist

>>77405541
openweight vs Mighty Mouse i think Cena takes it

So DC is an asshole that deserved everything that's happened to him because he was dissing Jones in a very personal manner? The fuck... It's a fucking blood sport, you're supposed to be savage, in and out of the octagon. Be the infamous fighter if you have to as long as it puts asses in seats.

>>77405541
Starched like CM Punk. He's athletic but no more so than any other pro athlete who tried to fight without training.

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>>77405547

not with that attitude you can't

>>77405540
You would fight floyd tomorrow for a cut of $100 million don't be a goof.

It's a worthless accolade.

>>77405541

horrible his instinct and actions are trained for wwe
hes too old to untrain all that mess
adrenaline will always force him back into being a mindless fake wrestler following scripted maneuvers

>>77405561
I'd fight Floyd for 10k to show and 10k to win lol

>>77405557
DC didn't deserve it to lose, He was the good guy, but this is real life

>>77405541
Is he actually strong though? If so, as good as anyone since LHW and up is a complete joke talent-wise top to bottom outside Jones and maybe Stipe

>>77405541
He's a football player not a natural wrestler but he's still big and strong.

Depends how early he started. Heavyweight isn't exactly full of talent. But look at Mitrione he's a good fighter and I'd say he's half the athlete Cena is. Hate wrestling all you want but those guys are tough to do that every weak and have decent cardio.

Look at Brock he was able to do 3 hard rounds with Hunt pretty much effortlessly on a months notice.

>>77405586
mitrione was good enough to get to the NFL, that makes him 10x the athlete Cena is

big muscle dont equal better athlete

>>77405586
>Look at Brock he was able to do 3 hard rounds with Hunt pretty much effortlessly on a months salary of steroids.

ftfy

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>>77405591
Fair point if you had their college stat numbers that would be a good indicator.
I know that Cena didn't want to play football for a career so he never tried to get good enough at it to go anywhere.

>tfw you didn't know you knew the things you do about rasslin

>>77405607
96%

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This was all just a dream, DC is fighting Jones next weekend

>>77405663
Just an illusion mate

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>>77405663
Paper belt has run it's course

Maia was just emotionally wrecked because of Chester Bennington's death.

>>77405663
It was all a dream
I used to read word up magazine

>>77405009
This dude can't go 5 minutes without making a fool of himself.

>>77405683
Delete this

>>77405687
kek

>>77405557
>Be the infamous fighter if you have to as long as it puts asses in seats
You're confusing the promoter's job with the athlete's job.

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STANDING

what does heem mean

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does Woodley have an opponent yet? I know a señor that would like a title shot.

>>77405737
Why did DC had to go like that? God damn, I wanted Jones to win and I was happy when he won but all my emotions changed when I saw his face.

Can't help but feel bad for Jon too, he barely knew what to do, just standing there awkward while DC was crying, ended up giving him some praise and a hug.

>>77405737
Punished DC, a man denied his legacy

>>77405753
Dana said it's Lawler.

I kind of want to see Cormier and Jones fight again with Jones winning just to see how DC reacts. Probably run naked and screaming into the stands.

Jones would have been just as emotional if DC heem'd him right? Was a very important fight for both

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>>77405813
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>77405804
Sure she can be the girl of the week until you get bored with her

>>77405813
Hope she actually shows up to fight this time. Octagon jitters are real

>>77405845
These 2 would be GREAT in bed toghter if you know what I'm saying

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>>77404902
You know people say DC could have been a dominant champion in the same way Jones was if Jones never existed.

I don't know. I doubt D.C could have beaten Shogun, Machida, Rampage, Rashad, Belfort, Sonnen all in their primes the way Jones did. Jones beat Ryan Bader and other dudes before he was champ who were legit.

D.Cs credetinals are Rumble X2, Barnett, Mir and Big Foot. Not super impressive desu.

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DC = Clawja
JJ = JJ

>>77405875
If DC isn't the undisputed #2 LHW then who is?

>>77405803
What happens if Woodley just knocks him out again.

Who gets the shot next? Masvidal then Cowboy?? Seems as if everyone in WW has losing streaks.

>>77405888
Manuwa

>>77405888
I don't know. DC barely pulled a win over Gus. But somehow eats Rumble alive every time. And Rumble literally disconnects everyone souls from their bodies Gus, Jimi Manuwa, Glover, Lil Nog and Bader.

I'm willing to argue their is no #2 light heavyweight. It's just Jon Jones in the lead by such a huge margin and everyone else about equal on any given night for the #2 spot

Dana White loves throwing fighters under the bus doesn't he. He's more critical of fighters than he ever gives them praise, the only fighter he never talked any trash about has to be Ronda.

>>77405920
he's an emotional baby man that cant control what he says even tho hes the president of a billion dollar corporation. he always eventually apologizes or corrects what he says but he shouldnt be allowed to speak publicly without written preperation

>>77405018
>You don't want to see Conor vs Floyd
Floyd will do what Woodley did last night and that is the absolute bare minimum to win.

Casuals like you will be upset you wasted $100 on what was essentially a sparring match.

If you're "excited" then you're just dumb.

>>77405891
Who is Ponzinibio?

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>>77405920
Not true

>>77405920
That is merely Dana's way of teaching his fighters how to shit talk to people

>>77405927
ur opinion = wgaF

>>77405915
because it's about match ups MMA math doesn't work

Rumble maybe very well be able to HEEM the fuck outta Jon if we're going by how easily DC got to Jon this past fight

>>77405940
Nope Jones was right, if you're not making that bald tomato money then you don't exist to him, in fact you're his enemy taking food away from his $600 million net-worth plate

>>77405950
>>77405950
Jon wouldn't fight the same way against Rumble the way he did against DC. He would be more conservative and win in later rounds.

This is why it was so dumb when people brought up the OSP fight cause OSP is a much different opponent and at the time he had been knocking people out just like Oezdemir is right now.

>>77405920
Cause he fucked Ronda.

Also it's weird for him to talk bad about woodley. Because he gave his prediction on that fight. He said most likely the fight was going to be boring and expected Maia to try to take woodley down and stalk him.

He was right and then said Woodley isn't getting GSP cause he's boring. Really weird how Dana predicted the fight and it's boring Ness then bashes woodley for it.

And woodley in a tough spot. If he engaged either wonder boy or Maia he either gets strangled or koed violently or just play it safe and win and be hated.

Pick your poision.

>>77405977
He bashes Woodley for throwing less than 60 punches, I think that's reasonable

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>tfw we're not in the timeline where dc wins by ko

>>77405977
i dont 100% agree. Woodley was in complete control. He could have been more aggressive without being wreckless. I think he could have gotten close to or finished Maia but he chose not to risk it all which he does have to take the blame for. He's still smart and deserves the GSP fight imo

>>77405977
>or just play it safe and win and be hated.
Funny how most people don't understand that Thompson and Maia can only be beaten by playing it completely safe. Gunny tried to grapple with Maia and he got absolutely destroyed.

>>77405982
>He could have thrown more strikes
Which would have led to him getting taken down and lost the fight

>>77405985
they can be beaten without being boring tho. it just takes luck and some risk. Woodley is not willing to take those risks and he has to live with that

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im just leavin this here

>>77405950
Maybe the MMA gods did Jones a favor by pulling him out of that fight with Rumble and with Rumble retiring. If I was Jones I would never ask for the rumble fight.

However I think Jones could beat Rumble. His wrestling is way better and he could in theory do what DC did to him
Well never know anyways.

>>77405998
we could find out right now, fuck you mean? 1v1 me in UFC 2 on PS4 right now

be honest, how many of you have been banned in the last month at least once?

>>77405994
>they can be beaten without being boring tho
Lol no they absolutely can't, the fights that Maia has lost have almost all been boring decisions. The other loss on Thompson's record is Matt Brown who was prodding forward like a zombie and if they fought today Thompson would win in under 1 round.

The fact that no one wants to blame these guys for their boring styles speaks to a greater evil. When Woodley fought Lawler he finished him pretty damn quick.

>>77405955
From a business standpoint you can't blame Dana. At the end of the day he has a lot of answering to do to his bosses.

Imagine convincing the owners that they should invest in Tyron and boost his salary to motivate him because he's gonna break PPV records, that's right after the Lawler fight. Then he becomes a passive counterstriker who breaks all time low records.

It'l like seeing a 100k $ champion greyhound, buying it and having it lick it's balls and grind its asshole on the racetrack instead of running.

I'd be pissed too.

>>77406007
Got banned thursday and couldn't post during the fights.

>>77405991
Nah, after first few stuffed takedowns Maia started shooting so sloppy Woodley easily could had tripled his output and not get taken down

>>77405985
Yeah just like Gunny tried to Grapple with Maia. Hendricks tried to fight with Wonderboy.

They both got dealt with.

Woodley is so physically powerful and stocky and capable that his knock outs just come naturally. But against specialists he really suffers and looks piss poor.

>>77406010
Matt Brown even admitted in the post fight Wonderboy knocked him a few times during the fight and he woke up and was like shit gotta keep fighting.

A FEW TIMES. Matt Brown is the definition of a zombie.

>>77406013
He threw Jones under the bus for UFC 200 and didn't talk to him for over a year. He threw Mighty Mouse under the bus, he just threw Woodley under the bus.

Woodley has fought the #1 contender three times in a year, the opponents he's gotten have been 1 dimensional specialists, those fights went the way they needed to go for him to win.

>>77406013
To further prove your point they made him and wonderboy fight 1 the CO Main event at MSG.

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RDS vs. Namsaknoi in an muay thai fight

who would win

>>77406047
the thai fighter would obviously win the thai fight

>>77406047
RDA*

>>77406042
And it was FOTN

>>77406063
nobody seems to remember that part. the first fight was good. way above average

>>77406063
Yes on a fight card where Dan Kelly was right under the co-main event.

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I'VE BECOME SO NUMBBBBBB

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Pls jon
1 more succ

Is Jason Knight a meme? why didn't he try to get back up or sweep instead of "muh bottom game"

>>77406112
I honestly believe that Lamas is just that good. Extremely underrated, because he lost to the current and former champs.

>>77406096
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me.
You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>>77406118
sounds right, Ricardo was consistently jumping on him every time he tried to create a bit of space

Jason is still my boy, I like his attitude

Ortega and Moicano have also achieved boy status

145, 155, and 170 feel like the only deep weight classes

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>>77405150
>but you've never had an athletic accomplishment in your life so you wouldn't understand anyway.
pfffft...if he so much as competed in cyo basketball, that's still higher level competition than anything taking place in your bootleg country, leaf.

>>77405804
>>77405813
hope this bitch gets heemd

>>77405393
Dude Aldo turned ufc 196 at 155. Aldcoulsve taken it and won, then get a guarenteed 3rd fight

>>77406167
nah she's cute

>>77406167
she'll get wrestle fucked if anything

>>77405813
Is this what we colonized America for?

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Reminder that if skin cream man had a full camp and didn't forget to use his skin cream that day Conor would have never made it to the top.

A product of good timing I say.

>>77406201
Nate Diaz choked the living shit out of Conor in front of entire world and now Conor fights Floyd

>>77406218
You're wrong and I'll tell you why.

If Conor lost to Chad his rebound fight would have been against no other than Jeremy Stephens.

I don't know if you're heard but he puts people to sleep with one punch, hardest hitting guy at 145, right there.

>>77406218
Nate fans saying he didn't get knocked down 4 times in the second fight he was trying to bait him into his guard.

>>77405737
>>77405983
>>77406096
>>77406106
LEAVE THE MAN ALONE YOU FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLES

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>>77406201
Run that by me again

>>77406231
Clarify personality

>>77405813

Bitch has demon eyes

I want her to heem me and take my soul

>>77406153
>Posting selfies
Calm down pajeet.

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Is this level of mental breakdown unprecedented in the history of combat sports?

>>77406281
It's very unusual for a fighter not to end up in this place. Unfortunately for DC it was very public for him

>>77406281
DC seems to have gotten over the loss a bit according to his Instagram post, Ronda on the other hand is probably still shook about Holm

>>77405268
Well he's not fucking wrong.

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I'VE TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>77406339
Demian has taken the black.

>>77405896
>manuwa
>anywhere near deserving of title contention
Hahahaha hahahaha

finally got my ban liftet, god has 4chan gone to shit, it was even sports related.
anyway, anyone has cybor webms?
fuck working the night shift man

>>77406079
>>77406063
The first fight was boring. Rewatch it.

>>77406348
And he should've taken the back

>>77405985
>Maia can only be beaten by playing it completely safe

Explain Rory.

>b-b-b-but Wonderboy!!!!??!?!

His nose was still broken, he's fixed it.

>>77405005
>Implying the UFC isn't a freak show
>Champions are choosing their challengers and ducking contenders
>People talking their way into title shots
>Contenders go on 10 fight win streaks and still don't get a shot
>Interim belts when the champ is healthy
Really makes you think

>>77405984
>He's still smart and deserves the GSP fight imo

GSP is an exhibition match at this point. Woodley fighting him would be a waste of time and money.

>>77405040
>Rubber match
>Series is 2-0
I do not think it means what you think it means

>>77406385
in cricket it means an irrelevant game, no impact on outcome

>>77405109
The heem of the crop