Dead sport, deader thread Edition
>>77404795
reminder that trans "girls" don't count, have a good day lad
>>77404170
>>77404666
are these typical Australian women, or are they actual working whores?
>>77404910
you get these types of girls everywhere
>>77404170
>filter out the Asians
This would be an awesome feature. Some apps already have it, but Tinder probably wants to avoid the controversy.
It would be nice to filter out trans too. The sad part is they are the ones with the best bodies on Tinder. Money DOES buy everything...
I am the best SuperCoach in Tasmania.
>OP's tinderposting is getting people from other countries into the thread
>draGODS still in the top 8
>>77405149
>hey what are you looking for on tinder
>a serious guy to build a serious relationship
>>77405149
is that amy winehouse
All of ypu please watch our sport
Suicidal anon, did you go ahead and do it m80? Hope not, give us a buzz if you're still around. You were in my thoughts at work today.
>Hahaha Lad matched with a girl on tindr
>Hahaha no way lad really?
>Haha yeah lad then i did a poo
>Hahahaha based walkie xD
>>77404170
God i hate the sandy blonde surfer look. Fucking gals all look so dried out by the sun, they look like the would be rough to the touch
>PENRITH star Dallin Watene-Zelezniak has vowed to continue volunteering at junior rugby league games despite being physically attacked while serving as a touch judge.
So brave
Les Murray dead just like wogball in Australia
>>77405686
Better than the backpacker chicks who try to pull that off. Pierced nose, dreads or badly bleached hair, shitty tattoos, dumber than a fucking brick.
I went to Australia last year hoping to see a lot of beach hotties but ended up highly disappointed.
>>77405671
>jealous he doesn't match with hotties like us.
>>77404966
No, no you don't.
>>77406085
Yes, you do
>>77406094
Pretty normal actually mate
Nothing suss
>>77406131
>We have confirmed he is under the age of 8 from his passport
>>77406085
yes you do, don't you dare act like american uni girls are any better
>>77406115
Even in a college town in America whores aren't that crudely overt on tinder.
>>77406147
Ya you do
t. ASU student
>>77406154
Asu isn't typical tho. It's a known party whore school and the premise is EVERYWHERE not SOMEWHERE
>>77404666
Literally my wife. Didn't know she had a Tinder
>>77406131
He'll be king shit until he reaches the higher grades where he won't have a size advantage anymore.
>>77406179
I believe you
>>77405002
based fucking Walkie
Dead sport
Dead poomunity
Dead thread
Dead ratings
Dead finances
Dead fans
Taken a dump right now lads
based walkie
>>77406119
t insecure bald fag
lads some old wog died
>>77405660
yeah m8 i went through with it
>>77406131
why is this allowed
>>77406094
That's how old I was.
>>77406400
RIP
>>77406181
this actually happened to guys I went to school with. They hit puberty at a young age ad dominated every sport and as soon as everybody caught up with them they didn't know how to handle it because they just got by on their athleticism while the other kids were learning the fundamentals.
A few went on to kill themselves actually. One was even featured on the NRL footy show when they did the suicide segment a while ago.
NRL 360 is on right now lads. Rugby-league from every angle.
Can I get the quick run down on DCE?
just about ready to commit homicide suicide
>loving your ex
>>77406555
Post it here first man
someone make an au/sp/ general
i want to see afl and nrl fighting again
>>77406595
>>77406555
Make your profile pic a pic of your erect cock with a condom on it and your bio simply reading "ready when you are"
Are you even allowed nudity on Tinder? Also I feel like this >>77406607 would actually get a lot of matches.
Manly on Premiership watch
Our women are actually nice and have moral values.
>>77406632
this is women in a nutshell. as soon as they know they have you, they no longer want you. don't ever fucking ever never ever fucking ever tell a woman that you love her unless she says it first.
>>77406637
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77406637
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>77406637
*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
i love australians
What does it mean when they say "not here to fuck spiders"? Is this some meme I'm unaware of?
>tfw ate a whole fucking large pizza and had a 12 pack then a chocolate milk and a cookie
Feel so full I might throw up
I keep trying to force it but only gotten liquad and tiny bits of dough or cheese
>>77406668
>>77406682
fuck off derro cunt discuss the /nrl/ or fuck off
>>77406651
>femdom
>>77406682
What beer was it?
>>77406695
i'm only watching it for the bit when she licks his balls
haha so true
Pretty cheap local brewery just down the block from me
>>77406710
>she will never taze your balls whilst fucking you with her nighstick
haha really wanna fuckin die lads
>>77406724
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
i will ever listen to you babble on about your "feminism"
walkcripple on murder watch
>>77406724
Damn
Would let her penetrate me if understand my meaning
what is a walkgod? please explain to me
>>77406682
Based Sean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxyTQhI-8sI
saints
Just making an nrl related post lads
>>77406770
Your name is james you fucking liar
>>77406770
>crunula women
Gross
>>77406794
Its just your uber eats with you butter chicken Sean you fat cunt calm down
Is there a more pathetic general on this website?
>>77406806
AFL, Bundesliga, arsenal and college handegg ones are awful too desu. but its up there
>>77406807
>ugly girl
>unsuccessfully
That's my /nrl/ family that I love
Can I get a quick rundown on the nrl family? Who are the members?
>>77406131
Fuck off is that a seven year old
>>77406879
Josh Reynolds and Ivan replying to each other
https://www.xvideos.com/video17694435/ava_dalush_big_monter_black_cock
Having a wank to this lads
LADS
A
D
S
>>77406900
based joshie
>>77406879
Walkie
Lawbro
Pooposter
Suicidal Anon
Balding Anon
Manlyfags
>>77406905
is prozziebro suicidal anon?
>>77406785
m8 its 2017 and the poe expansion is coming out this week. d3 is ded
>>77406879
>>77406905
28 yr old virgin broncGOD customer
me but I guess I haven't stood out as much
>>77406896
god damn what an ass
cheers for this
>>77406785
Playing right now, leveling up a monk for the current season
>>77406918
For a girl who loves BBC she can't take more than 3 inches of it
>>77406931
she must be tight as fuck. how though...
>>77406879
Ivan
Milky
Based fucking N
Joshie
walkie
Me
Ivan #2 (prozzie bro)
Chudders (ivan again)
Gareth
28 yr old broncuck supporter
that non tripcunt poo peelander
filter all trippies bro
>>77406935
Ivan is also the 'she won't reply to me' guy and the tinderposter
>>77406935
Ivan just fucks hookers. He doesn't fall in love with him. Ivan is an actual alpha. I am prozziebro. I am the one that is about to off myself.
>>77406952
Damn, Laurie took the loss hard
>>77406951
I fell in love with one prostitute. If you remember that English girl from 2010.
>poovan
>alpha
trip on faggot
*Saves the white race*
>>77406964
I haven't been here that long. I just know from the other pics you have posted and your stories that you aren't as fucked as me (prozziemong).
>>77406967
>Cabinet making
>Not alpha
Pick one, poof.
You are all forgetting ME
I literally created all the OC for this community
I also used my influence to create WalkGOD and drove Fatt off 4chan
You can call me the puppet master
>>77406973
I too wish to fuck a older woman, is it hard to do?
>>77406993
Fuck no. It was the easiest root I have pulled. We played pool for a bit and I bought her a couple of drinks and we left and went to hers. Literally stayed up all night together and I walked home when the sun came up. Was a pretty based night. I'm seeing her again this weekend.
>>77406986
He's in the police academy m8.
>>77406988
>I also used my influence to create WalkGOD
nope. that was me.
Don't confuse being in the /nrl/ family with being just some cunt that posts here
>>77407014
kem no
I created WalkGOD, and several dozen of the most popular and used variations of "on X watch"
I also pioneered the use of 'pooicide'
You all would be NOTHING without ME
>>77407020
but i literally told him to use a trip...
>>77407017
THIS
>>77407028
THIS
>>77406597
this
there's no point seperating au/sp/ during the week considering 95% of the posts are not sport related
if we combine we can have a thriving community that will be the envy of /sp/
>>77407034
/nrl/ gets lots of posts on its own on non game days.
>>77407017
I literally invented the /nrl/ family meme while I was drunk and lonely freshcunt
the memes were correct lads
These dumbcunts on survivor better put a fake idol back in its place
>>77406597
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60247853/#60247853
>not watching matty johns
>>77407057
fuk u
>>77407060
Good luck.
really not liking this neckbeard lads
I want to tell my /nrl/ family the good news.
I have met a lovely young lady who is genuinely in me! We're going to a country music festival this weekend.
>>77407076
I know. I can't believe Roosterman still posts here.
Someone make a fucking time machine or some shit. I need to go back to at least 2007 to fix my fucking life. If this doesn't happen by at least the end of this year I am fucking ending it and then waiting for the technology that brings people back to life.
jesus christ these people are stupid
>>77407091
itktfb
>>77407091
I want to go back earlier than that. My whole life has been a joke.
>>77407101
Theres 2, but one hasn't had any screentime
>>77404170
aussie women seem to have such inflated opinions of themselves
>>77407076
I swear he looks identical to goose
>>77407074
based roosternigger
>>77407116
t. beta numale who travelled to Australia in a desperate attempt to lose his virginity, but couldn't pick up due to being an ugly manlet
>>77407083
You guys make me laugh. I thought "Americans don't understand banter" was a meme but it's not.
trip off
proxy off
Remember to filter all trippies lads
>>77407129
implying i would ever spend 24 hours in a plane to end up in warm englad
>filtering RoosterGOD
trip on poosterkid
>>77407115
The one from last night that was the only one wearing bikini bottoms. That ass of hers needs dick.
poosterwoman on executed in the gutter watch
I have never been bothered to filter anyone. It's so much easier to just see them post and ignore them. It makes going out into the social world a lot easier as well because you can't just filter some dickhead. You have to learn to ignore. Maybe that is why so many of the posters here are spergs.
>>77407164
demand sex
if she says no, then murder her, then kill yourself like a real man
>>77407163
Isn't filtering just ignoring?
neckbear btfo
>>77407164
You have two options. Go on the date and spill your spaghetti and hope she is a nice girl that won't mind or kill yourself.
>>77407164
Just take her somewhere and talk to her about shit. Have a good time.
>>77406935
>mfw included
You flatter me.
>>77407172
>>77407176
Just invited her to the local bowls club to do karaoke. Do girls like this?
>>77407183
How long it's been since they last had anal and ask if her asshole is currently ready to accept dick without getting shit everywhere
>>77407183
Just be yourself don't stalk her, don't come across as fucking needy either. Just be easy going and light and funny.
>>77407184
based fucking N lads
you will never be a crab
>>77407194
Someone has to hold this family together m8.
>>77407192
God. This so much. If you don't be yourself, you're already fucked. Add to that being needy and you're on the cross and finished.
Just tried to punch my hand by ended up punching that soft bit at the bottom and it really hurt.
just wat\\nt have you been paying attention to start lads
Going to bring home the hip for the family.
>>77407190
Could be fun. Don't be shy on stage or you won't get a root
No you will not N
friendly reminder
TDTBCKF will win the hip, trust me.
>>77407192
I know how to be light and funny, but I dont get how I can get her to be engaging in a convo
seems like I always end up being only person that actually tries to keep the conversation going
Do u
>>77404170
she is definitely not pretty enough to present herself as a total haughty bitch
>>77407241
Hongcouver detected
>>77407241
Are you the same Canadian who posted here 6 hours ago?
>>77407238
>seems like I always end up being only person that actually tries to keep the conversation going
Welcome to being a man. This is what we have to do mate. It's literally part of the job description, you better get used to it.
Ask her about shit, be ready for a follow up question white she prattles on and imagine her naked if you get bored. But have that follow up question.
/nrl/, /afl/, /cric/, /rug/ and a thread about some deadshit wog all on the front page
i want australia to leave
>>77404170
those elite abo nose genetics
>/poog/
>australia
kem
Yes I will. This is my year.
>>77407251
what side besides, uni, work, family, friends, weekend stuff, sports do you talk about?
Im trying to gauge whether she is stonewalling me, or im just a totally boring loser
>>77407250
no
>>77407249
im white, it's irrelevant, you gotta be hot to pull that shit off, her face is beat the fuck up man
>>77407287
nah you want a really hot but overly skinny girl so when she loosens up down the road she'll naturally come into her full-bodied beauty
>>77407282
Prepare to get shittested, chicks love shittests and will never stop doing it. She might act bored or be bored, don't shrink at that or anything, change the subject or even better, if it is just a casual date your getting drinks or something, legit if she looks bored go to another place across the street or go for a walk something, change location. If you change location she will think she's on an adventure and it's all magical.
You have to lead, if she looks bored say you're bored and say lets go somewhere else.
>>77407282
Avoid politics or anything heavy or opinionated, if you have to state your opinion on something be honest and don't back down even if she reacts negatively, another shittest.
These are all hints, you gotta make up your own mind and do things your way, you'll be alright m80.
>>77407333
>>77407369
Never considered the idea of a shit test
thanks mate`
>>77407387
I learnt by failing them a lot.
Have fun m8.
Can you get muscle cramps from lifting? and if so, will they go away with more lifting?
I just started lifting again today and my biceps are killing me and I am scared of waking up in the middle of the night with cramps.
212 posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViHPJ9w5Hbk
>>77407438
tru
>>77407438
We always had to sing this in primary school.
>>77407459
before or after the earthquake?
>>77407400
Drinking more water helps for me
>>77405037
Got me here and I don't even know what nrl is,,,
>>77404170
>>77404666
>800km away
>he does fly across the continent for casual sex
Kem
>Jessica Mauboy is a cowGODS supporter
can a woman be any more based lads? Reminding there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with race mixing
All this time I've been wasting attacking /wog/ for their unaustralian ways. At least Jake Bilardi went overseas for ISIS. At least Dimitrious Gargasoulas attacked Melbourne in his fully sick Commodore.
You Lebbos are done. Make we wait for 4 hours a week. I'm fucking sick of you anus penetrating cunts. Fuck out of my country.
Tricked some /pol/ faggot into going to /afl/ instead of here lads.
I can't stand the one /pol/tard we have here as it is.
just came from /pol/ lads
/qanda/
>>77407634
name one other attractive abo
>Name one other attractive abo
>>77407802
looks like a golliwog
Just spent 25 bucks on $115m in chips on zynga poker and lost it all in 3 hands ama
My alarm is set for 6:30am lads.
Join me and and set your alarm so you too can feel what it's like to not live the neet life.
>>77407840
If you are going to play with real money at least do online poker lad
WalkGod on Nobel prize watch
>>77406131
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5hX-NciztY
Feel really fucking sad lads
>>77406639
dont tell her you love even when she says it first... unless you only say it once
>>77406728
it's weak "men" like you that are responsible for females running the show.
>Turn on morning news
>"More kids are bringing dangerous weapons to school"
>"some wogs tried to blow up a plane"
>"australia's wildlife is dying"
wtf? I thought this was supposed to be light-hearted stuff
>
Just got to America lads
What should I do?
>>77408824
based walkie
>>77408998
Based 1 gane dynasty
REAL NEET HOURS
WHO TF UP
is walkbro a virgin?
>tfw no ava dalush gf
>>77416392
>>77404170
>curdled milk genes
damn that girl is 19 going on 40
>>77416414
>he wants a gf who specializes in cuck porn
REALLY makes you think lad
hey
Just filtered a trippy lads
Kill me
Somebody link walkbros facebook so I can bully him
>>77418619
good move
what the fuck is nrl
>>77418838
Thats fucking sad lad
>>77418838
salute
LawGOD
>>77406935
>no shiggies
I like rugby.
>>77418838
This must feel good.
Where would rugby league fit?
>>77407466
After.
>>77418568
Are you here to try stop my ascent into the top 8?
just got sexually assaulted at university lads
I got sexually assaulted by this old woman on the weekend.
>>77419696
Depends how you define sexual assault isn't it. I dpn't think its gone up much over the years, if anything its probably dropped. What has changed is that people are actually reporting it or have redefined sexual assualt to meaning with words
just felt unsafe at university lads
http://www.baka.com.au/national/health/record-rates-of-flu-cases-inundate-nsw-emergency-departments-and-nursing-homes-20170801-gxnart.html
i didnt goto hospital or a doctor so im not part of the statistics but i can confirm i had the flu and it was fucking retarded
ive never felt that shit for so many days in a row
at one point my fever was so high i was convinced that the way i slept was an important way on how to cure the flu in america and australia
then i started hallucinating lights
shit was fucked
Just spooned a girl on national tv while married lads
just looked at a girl at uni and she decided she was harassed by that lads
>he doesn't go to an all boys uni
top kek faggots
>>77419824
pick your whore. pay. root. leave.
>>77419824
sit in a room and all the whores come by and do a little twirl and then you choose and then she comes back and leads you to your room and you root that slut good then you vomit and then think i better just get in shape again and pick up hotter girls for $0 cause that shit was lame any retard with $50 can fuck her i want prime pussy
>>77419837
could've had a wank
>>77419837
this fmd
learned that lesson pretty quickly. why go to a strip club when you can get a root and pay less
>>77419841
>prime pussy
>out on a weekend
hahahahahahaha
got a gambling addiction lads
got an ice addiction lads
>>77419860
can i fuck you?
got a shitposting addiction lads
>implying i ever wanted her in the first place
got an addiction to living healthy and the jew run media made it out to be an unhealthy addiction because i wasnt consuming enough goy products anymore i was only eating healthy and exercising which must be a disorder of some kind
30 NEET living with mum lads
>>77419892
on my 18th i went to yum cha with my family and gf and had some lobster then came home and nutted inside my gf and she got the shits cause i pulled out every other time and then she went home angry
was great
got a Based Fucking N addiction lads
>>77419892
>>77419898
back to twitter straffo
i've got nothing to depend on
>ywn marry adriana chechik
>>77419921
classic most of the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUigWaXVjuw
Is /nrl/ dying because of the number of non-whites?
Discuss
>>77419941
NRL is dying because of ((()))
You dont take your kids to the game cause its too expensive because of ((())), you dont watch the game cause of gambling ads making your kid fall prey to ((()))
Nobody goes, nobody watches, soon nobody plays
Finally ((())) crabwalks off with his bag of money and leaves the game behind like the carcass of all things the ((())) touches in history
>>77419948
>((()))
Because of vagina?
just got all comfy in bed and then realised i have to get up to get something
Ate some fruit today
as the seabreeze hits my lungs it takes me back to where i belong
I'm a man without qualities, lads.
>>77419905
What are you doing to treat it lad?
>tfw 3.5 inch AZN microdick
>>77420048
>>beautiful
>>herpes
na
>>77420057
it's not contagious
>>77420030
>>77420016
Based walkie
my mum wants to watch this stupid bloody flip or flop show every fucking night
dat ass
It's me, prozziemong.
>>77420079
what show?
survivor
>>77420096
was it the brunette milf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzzTV9GS_qs
>70+ white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPO75bDxmg
>75% + white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2uWqwZYFY
>75% + white
HOW
>"I'm a poof that actually discusses NRL instead of talking with my bros"
PEEM
PIST
>>77420107
nah someone else
WalkGod wednesday tomorrow
MultiGOD Monday yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE921FRPbnY
She's so cute bros...
SexlessSaturday after FailureFriday
>>77420225
fuck that was shit turned off pretty fast dont post your trash here this isnt reddit faggot
any of you lads in acrossthetasman
I CANT FUCKING GET OVER HER
FOR FUCK SAKE
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO
>>77420288
kill yourself
>>77420288
kill her
>>77420299
>>77420323
but then i will never get a chance to lick her sweet butthole again
>>77420335
kill her and then yourself and tongue her anus in heaven
cheers lads
Gonna be in Brisbane from August 11 to August 15. Brisbane /nrl/ meetup will happen that weekend.
>>77404170
She was easy to find. FB: cdight
>>77420541
t. filtered asian
>>77419394
>rugby league
>american graph
>>77420512
meet up at chermside jb hi fi?
>>77420711
Can do. Or we can meet up where I'm staying (Mantra on Queen).
nah lets meet up at WalkBro Mansion
WalkBro deleted his snapchat
just woke up lads
>>77421294
based walkie
>>77426214
>804 km away
does it really match you with girls on the other side of the outback?
>>77426263
I'm a FIFO worker, so I search in my home city, Brisbane, even when I'm away at work in Moranbah.
>>77426344
thank you for your service
>>77426344
I wish I worked for FIFA too
bronnen tier thread
>70 unique IPs
Team list Wednesdays
Who is the Captain Jack Sparrow of the nrl?
ive had the flu for 6 days lads. i can see why our ancestors used to die from this. id just shoot myself if i could.
>>77420485
Cheers walkie
>>77420711
Meet at Strathpine JB - the true spiritual home of /nrl/. Walkbro works there, he usually does shifts every thursday night
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSg4GZgjiO1/?taken-by=lynaritaa
read the comments for a good laugh
>>77430375
would fuck that plastic faced cunt even if she paid me
>>77430411
>would fuck that plastic faced cunt even if she paid me
>tfw I win perfect 8 this week
what should I spend my money on lads?
>>77419922
whats big enough to satisfy this roasty
>>77407397
t. ugly male
>>77419927
>adriana chechik
what's win /nrl/ liking chicks who do cuck porn KEK
>>77431200
kek. 40%.
There is no sports discussion in this thread.
Take your general to /tv/ bogans.
please notice me
only if you watch our sport
>>77431688
me on the left
>>77431666
no deal
>>77431791
t. porn poster
>>77431644
>>77431817
this is shit-tier
post something good
Good thread
I only wanna love you in real life
love you in real life
>>77432094
catchy tune desu
anyone else wanna depression?
Can we all take a moment of silence for the suicidal anon that really did it.
F
how do we know he did it
I don't know but I haven't seen him around and he sounded serious last I saw.
What did they mean by this?
We need to start organising the Brisbane meetup. We have to go to a karaoke bar at least once.
>We
You do realise that every other post in this thread is me right? I have a dynamic IP
Based Karaoke Bar bro
>>77432426
Are you keen to join us?
>>77432432
I'll be working so I can't come m80
>>77432435
Working both Saturday and Friday night?
>>77432440
Work friday, will be too tired to drive 6 hours to brisbane
>>77432440
>>77432435
>>77432432
>>77432426
>>77432421
All these were me
>>77432444
Alright. Next time then
>>77432484
>>77432446
this is also me
>>77432507
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT PLEASE DUDE JUST WATCH LIKE 1 MATCH THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING PLEASE I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE (YOU)s YOU WANT DUDE JUST GIVE US A CHANCE!!!!!!
>>77432510
OH LOOK ANOTHER AMERICAN REFUSING TO WATCH OUR SPORT FAR OUT WE'RE SO PATHETIC, I'M SO PATHETIC. JUST ONE GAME AND HE SAYS NO. WHAT'S THE POINT ON LIFE.
>>77432525
:<)
>>77432535
ANY MORE PICS OF HER?
>>77432535
i might watch for her
forgot to turn off caps lock lads
>>77432535
>that tattoo on her hand
>>77432550
Richo lad, you gonna come to the brissy meetup?
Some cunt is deleting a bunch of posts.
Stay out of my fucking thread, poofter.
>>77432626
Me 2bh.
>>77432650
That your ass m8?
>>77432654
its mine
idk how he got it
Based fucking janny.
Just delete the tread lad, it's easier.
i wonder if that anon from the other day killed himself yet
>>77432659
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Classic.
just paid Melbourne to take Kasiano and still over the cap because it turns out lebs can't run a business properly lads
Strip That Down.
>le fug le naplan xdxd
you there pussy
Reminder that this is the official /nrl/ haircut.
Just making an nrl related post lads
Ren- ae?
I'm gonna marry the night.
>>77433176
This is the official /nrl/ haircut.
Real official nrl haircut coming through.
>>77433462
Can hide the bald spot but his face still gives it away
>>77432484
I'd love to go man trust me, it's a huge drive and I can't really afford it either at the moment. I love you karaoke bro
>>77433579
I'll be back in brissy late August or early September. Might get a chance then.
>>77433646
>Whats your number?
>if number, text her for a root
>if no number, I want to give a massage, number?
>>77433646
How does this guy sit down with balls that big lads
Although when she finds out it's not a joke then we'll see.
>>77433646
Ask who her Overwatch main is
>>77433646
"Would you like me to make sweet love to you this Thursday by my fireplace while we watch Dogs vs. Eels?"
>>77433682
P.S you can close your eyes and pretend it's semi radrara
>>77433688
She probably doesn't want a black eye and other bruises.
>>77433690
It's not too late. Just add that as well
>>77433693
Bit of fucking casual racism there m8
>>77433690
What did you say, you started this shit, you have to share everything with your /nrl/ family now
>>77433711
Add the bit about fucking watching nrl
>>77433711
Did you tell her about how they're turning the frogs gay?
>>77433717
>>77433719
Do I send a message now or wait for a reply before sending another?
>>77433711
Holy shit you've got a fucking keeper if she's for real. Just keep being your autistic self or otherwise I have so much cheesy shit that I probably wouldn't recommend.
>I bet your voice is soothing to fall asleep to as well as your prattle on about your boring day
>>77433711
Cap her reply and we'll work from there
>>77433727
It's been 6 minutes with no reply. It's over, isn't it?
>>77433717
Instead tell how her important it is that female touchies be promoted to full referees for the sake of the future of the NRL. It's 2017 and the female officials have shown themselves to be MUCH more qualified than the males but still cannot be referees during NRL matches.
>>77433734
it took her 47 minutes to reply the first time
she is shittesting you
DO NOT REPLY
>>77433734
Too early to tell. Just leave it there and message someone else. Come back to it if she writes back.
>>77433740
So when/if she replies do I wait as long as she did before I reply?
>>77433749
Wait a little bit, a few minutes or so, not a instant reply, you're a busy guy, asking your parents if you can stay up later than usual
>>77433747
Should I message someone I messaged about this time last night but didn't get a reply?
>>77433755
Cheers mate
>>77433761
If a chick doesnt write back consider her dead to you. Girls dont flat out ignore people theyre interested in.
>>77433778
Good advice. Thanks for this.
>yfw bryce cartwrights gf was the suicide anon
>>77433967
That's fucked mate. Can't believe he paid her to get an abortion then pressured her into killing herself.
>>77433646
ask her if she knows bikebro from /sp/
fuck off gayfl faggot
how do you know that i am from afl if you don't come to our threads, faggot.
I'm currently sitting down to a nice cup of organic tea; taken with two sugars (organic), a teaspoon of honey (organic) and a little dash of full cream milk (organic). Accompanying this tea is two spiced fruit roll biscuits and three choc wheaten biscuits. I am listening to Erik Satie with ABC1 on in the background on mute, awaiting Adam Hills and the Last Leg.
Adam hills is a faggot who met his wife on Spicks and Specks cause he's such a faggot
Because you've tried to force this "meme" for a while now you fat fuck
>>77434199
Wow, great appraisal there, kid. I bet you're life of all the parties that you get invited to.
I must say, the stereotype of NRL fans being angry shitskins from Shitney is definitely coming through in this thread.
>>77432609
Will be in cuckbourne from thursday to sunday
>Literally GAYfl fans calling us shitskins when they just had cultural marxism round
>>77434218
Says the organic fucking tea drinking, fruit roll choc weaten biscuit cum gurgling bottom aids ridden faggot who listens to the abc in between selling his gaping arsehole to anyone who offers the mire wif of a fucking silver coin on his hands
>>77434261
edge
>>77433967
>>77433983
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/brittany-hura-exgirlfriend-of-nrl-star-bryce-cartwright-found-dead-in-western-sydney-home/news-story/6b8ecf0439db94bd1bea19bc5c7bac13
she seems about as stable as the meth addicted prossie ex-gf
>that is a comeback to him
>he was clearly raised by single mother
kek
KEG
K E M
WalkThot Thursday
Eels will win tonight.
Eels Dynasty starts tonight lads
>>77434185
Fat cunt
Suicidal Anon if you're still here lad please reply? We are starting to worry that you actually did it this time
>>77444060
Not him but I'll reply anyway because I don't like to see people's requests go unanswered
>mfw DraGODS will get refballed out of the 8 so that the 'Penrith are Premiership Contenders' narrative can survive
http://www.nrl.com/heres-to-the-referees/tabid/10874/newsid/110633/default.aspx
NRL referees on full damage control watch
Lmao can someone explain this shit to me? How are the fucking Knights and Tigers more of a chance to win the premiership then the bunnies?
Not going to that shit thread lads.
>>77445684
Insider info about the state of their salary cap
Just got a non committal reply from a girl lads
Just letting the lads know that I talk to girls and am definitely NOT a kissless virgin.
>>77406131
RIP innocent 7 year old
He got bullied on the internet so hard he quit league
>>77447449
dont think 7 year olds read the net you dumbcunt
Gonna win my match so Gummi Bears gets the 3peat lads.
>>77406465
kek
the 2 best athletes at our school were samoan or someshit and just grew super early, then their knees gave out and they just became personal trainers/security guards
white boys win again
>tfw white and put on 20kg of muscle from 16-25
such is the life of the slow burning dominant alpha male
>>77447531
I only put on 30kg of fat and became massively obese.
>tfw only white male out of 19 people in my uni tutorial
>>77447541
theres certainly some new leg and back muscle to hold up all that fat
>>77447578
>tfw all the shitskin girls want your dick and the beta male shitskin guys get angry cause youre not gook or sand or poo
oh im laffin. but really it sucks. but you get top of the class grades so whatever.
tfw going bald
>>77447522
Threepeats only count if it's consecutive. Besides, he's going to choke again this week. Which means if you somehow manage to win it'll probably be you who sneaks into the semis.
tipped the dogs lads
just used threepeats literally and i'm not even some bozo clown """journalist""" but a real human person lads
The NZ Breakers did an NBL threepeat once lads.
Is this THE worst thread of all time?
>>77448247
So who's bandwagoning me? I'm the most likable coach with a realistic shot at winning.
>>77448036
Can I get a quick rundown on all /nrl/ champions and how the seasons went down senpai?
got 60 on the doggos ma8s
am alredsy dreunk
Finally I've seen the light
All the pills are ready
>trippy
>irrelevant porn posting
>I AM SO DRUNK LADS XDDDD
three strikes youre out
>>77448247
On /sp/, without a doubt. I am sure something worse exists on another board but this is the bottom of the barrel on /sp/ort
this has actually been a great thread
Was I right? >>85829421
>>77448281
Eels v Doggies thread is up
>>77448286
not posting in that shit thread
>>77448260
We had Matt, GummiBears twice, and then Broncucks.
I dont remember the details of the older years but last year all the true contenders shat the bed at the same time and Broncucks pull a Bradbury on everyone.
That other thread is full of SC autists.