/heem/

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*cucks Woodley*

who is your favorite female UFC fighter?

>>77397023
You're gay as fuck for using that picture you faggot. Literally worse that coral springs

Fuck bongposters

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The GOAT speaks

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JUST

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*kills WW and potentially UFC by becoming Mayweather of MMA*

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Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath

>>77397059
haha how pissed are ya bud lmao

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with 1 year of takedown defence training this man would RUN THROUGH the ENTIRE ufc heavyweight AND light heavyweight divisions

every single ranked fighter!

>>77397040

Conor McGoober

>>77397059
What's that supposed to mean loser?

>>77397023
YO FORM REDDIT !!
YEAAAAH WE ALL REDDIT IN /heem/

reddit REDDIT xD::DDD

Yeah R.E;D;.D.I.T

>>77397087
Fake picks loser

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Watch this

<------gooby

Was DC winning till he lost?

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>has never turned down a fight
>top 10 fighter for over a decade
>heart of ten men, only way to stop him from pushing forward is to be a roiding cheat and KO him cold
>sometimes even that doesn't work, ask Anderson
>sees no gender when it comes to putting dim cunts in their place
Truly a real man's champ.

>>77397111
lol so fuckin pissed

Aside from the Tyron fight and that chick Gabi was fighting pussying out that was a great block of fights between 214 and rizin

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anyone remember when the boxing heavyweight champion of the world challenged any UFC fighter to a fight and they were ALL too CHICKEN to accept it because they knew they'd get beaten the FUCK up by a superior man! LOL! they knew it would completely ruin their ""sport"", sad...

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Woodley

I
I
I
V

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Lol what'd I tell you boys

<-----gewby!

>>77397059
He has a meme choke and meme defence. He's mediocre on the feet and mediocre on the ground.

He'd get beat by Werdum, Cain, Stipe. I wonder how he does against JDS. If JDS finds any sort of form he'll flatten Big Ben.

>>77397128
*stays by the fence and holds on for dear life before taking a shower between the rounds"

>>77397128
Only white people like Tyron

>>77397145
lmao

>>77397112
No judge gave him r1.

>>77397120
>>has never turned down a fight

He literally refused to fight Jacare and Romero and Rockhold.

>he was injured!

Motherfucker I don't make the rules.

>>77397112
He was. He actually really got my hopes up, he was taking it to John and landing some good punches. He even started taunting him and smiling but everything changed when Jon Jones shin attacked.

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>manuwa exposed
>Diakiese exposed
>daley exposed

Why are we such bums lads, never want to hear about a british hypejob again. Always get fucked and disappointed

>>77397141
Literally who? Back to /box/ you inbred

RIP cameldog :(

>>77397112
Absolutely not.

Jones was chewing up his body and gas tank.

All the idiots who thought DC was winning should rewatch the first fight and check the judges' scorecards because last night's fight was going in the exact same direction.

DC landing small partial punches and Rogan was jumping off his stool screaming frantically like alwasy, that's about it.

>>77397059
>but if he puts a tiny speedo on and rolls on the ground with another guy it becomes not gay

repressed much?

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>>77397128
*saves the UFC since Tyron refuses to use muh arsenal*

>>77397128
*grabs fence at you*

*can finish, but decides not to*

*makes people leave the arena before the main event*

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>>77397152
>>77397153
*successfully defends his belt for the next 10 years against overhyped chalkskin hype-trains*

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>>77397161
>leave the future of british MMA to me

>>77397168
Get your teeth fixed Nigel

>>77397186

do you live in a big city

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>>77397186

>>77397186
*has the lowest ratings of any WW champion in history*

*gets booed everywhere he goes and blames it on racism*

>>77397199
LOL DC fags on pooicide watch trying to lash out whenever they can

it's alright buddy your hero is a great father and teammate and got a little kiss on the back of the head from jones, it's all gonna be ok LMAO!

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>>77397201
>>77397202

*triggers you by being the best WW ever*

Let's talk about something else
>Cyborgs next opponent
>Gabi getting cucked by cyka blyat
>FORM VOLKANTRON
>Knight getting heemed after standing up from his memeguard

>>77397171
The commentators were biased as fuck towards DC.

>>77397202
Tyron hasn't changed his game at all since this, if he rematched 2010 Marquardt he'd get mercd again

Jones absolutely won round 1, literally watch it without the commentary and see that I'm right. Rogan and Cruz were slobbering over everything DC threw

>>77397128
Why do you even like Mayweather style champ?
I mean he's literally cancer.

>>77397255
Russian casuals are cancer.

>>77397186
*gets backed up to a fence, mentally shut down and picked apart by a socially awkward leaf*

>>77397171
it was 20-18 19-19 19-19 on the judges scorecards going into the 3rd

>>77397120
> ducks middleweights ranked 1-12

>>77397254
all three judges gave jones the first round what the fuck is wrong with you ya fuckin idiot lol

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>>77397097

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>>77397271
*wins*

>>77397254
I watched it without comments altogether and Jones was Hella dominant 1 and 2. 3 he actually kinda was losing but than again, Jones was probably cooking dat head kick

>>77397254
everyone who isn't on DC's dick already knows that, but it doesn't matter, because it got HEEMED. it's just the only argument they can make to keep the thoughts of suicide at bay.

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Hey, you idiots better stop making fun of DC...

>>77397278
Thats what he said, his point was that Cruz and Rogan had hard ons for DC and somehow thought he won the first round

>>77397278
There are people saying that DC won the first two rounds you idiot are you demented that you can't read?

>>77397222
>best WW
>couldn't finish the job in all of his defenses

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>be t-wood
>fight killers in the division
>have a family
>fight smart and avoid punishment so you can raise your kids healthily and avoid CTE
>gets shat on by faggots that have NEVER been in a fight in their pathetic beta life

>>77397254
ahaha dumb amerilard

>>77397268
You can call me whatever you want but last 2 Tyroid fights are ultimate snoozefest. Last one even on paper.

>>77397312
who is saying that?

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>>77397037
>Dana so mad that he's willing to go back against his own word, and give GSP to Bisping just out of spite for Tyroid Nigley
Bisping keeps winning

>>77397304
>It's okay to spam "13 seconds" on Aldo's social media
>Not okay to make fun of someone else

Either pick one or pick none.

>>77397091

but dude a high school wrestler would totally take him out

>>77397312
no there aren't idiot

>>77397343
Two posts above you

>>77397323
You need to stop posting here, all your comments are garbage.

>>77397317
>raise your kids
>literally raising his wife's son

>>77397361
You are literally demented huh? I bet you made this gay OP too right?

Post crying DC pepe.

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>bisping will soon have wins over Rockhold, Hendo, Silva and GSP

Truly the GOAT killa

>>77397374
lmao stay dumb idiot

>>77397317
>pay good money to see dudes smack each other
>supposed to feel pity and guilty for wanting to see them actually fight because of their families
Ugh

>>77397242
>pre-USADA Marquardt vs post-USADA Woodley
I believe it.

>>77397375
If someone else asked I would but I hate you Bulgaria

>>77397081
This is even worse than Aldo getting heemd by Goobs. Cormier is broken mentally and physically forever

brits are TAKING OVER heem from now on

americucks BTFO
cancucks BTFO

Bisroid is a fraud and a coward, I never thought I'd see the day someone was a worse champion than Carla Esparza but that day is finally here.

post your dream scenario for late 2017- early 2018.

> Dana stays mad at Tyron
> Dana gives Gastelum free reign to get a nutritionist, and strength and condition coach on UFC dime
> Gastelum makes it down to 170 and beats Tyron
> Whittaker claims undisputed MW
> Gastelum goes back up to MW for a spicy super fight against Whittaker.

>>77397388
>DC was winning 2 rounds
How retarded are you exactly? Queer

>>77397380
>Fluke win over rockhold
>Razor close decision over old man spider
>Got the shit beat out of him by old man hendo
>Duck the top contenders for a meme fight with gsp
Nice "goat"

>>77397409
You heem yourself.

>>77397398
wtf did i do to you bud

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>Britbongs vs Leafs soon

Reminder that Woodley vs GSP will be the worst event ever televised

>>77397397
Damn, makes me feel bad.
He won't recover from this one.

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>>77397409
YOUR TEARS WILL SUSTAIN ME TILL THE END OF TIME!

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I think this sums up the rankings:

1. Ronda
2. DC
3. Luke

>>77397409
Jones catches a 2nd DUI, ends up killing someone and gets life.

Why did people want to see Gsp vs Woodley? It's not like GSP is an exciting fighter either.

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>>77397317
>be BispGOAT
>fight roided killers in the division
>have a family
>fight like a warrior to be given oppurtunities and money so you can see your kids live the best lives possible

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how up your own ass do you have to be to make a comment like this?

>>77397417
there's literally zero people saying that

you are making shit up because you're an idiot

>dumb american
wow shocking

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Daniel Cormier is a nice guy. His "fans" are insufferable though, same as the Stephen Thompson "fans"

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<-- Gooby

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>>77397444
>tfw your boy is about to get heem'd and you know it

>>77397449

Can't wait until his teenage daughter starts dating a Paki cab driver

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>>77397101
he's not going to stop

>>77397450
thats what happens when people start thinking imaginary points on the internet mean anything

>>77397409
You are alright aussiebro

>>77397446
Because Bisping has held up the top of the middleweight division for too long

>>77397040
Justine Kish

>>77397441
>Begs people to buy ppv on television
>Begs for GSP
>Does this all to make some money

>All this but not being an exciting fighter
Really heems by chins

>>77397458
>there's literally zero people saying that
Not only are you queer but you also can't read. Sad!

>>77397472
I hope to be that Paki cab driver

:)

>>77397317
>want to watch people fight
>UFC say: "Gib moni I show you fight"
>me gib moni (jus gidding, imma get da stream)
>me watch yufceee
>People grab butt and slide on each other
>People do nothing
>People play tag
>-Wut da hell is dat, Dani White ? Yu said there be foïght, where ma foight ?

Imma sue yufceee

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>>77397468
based luke

>>77397434
Aldo didn't either.

>>77397468
do they not tell people they're going to put them on camera because these crowdshots of fighters are always so awkward

>>77397431

Why would GSP fight Woodley?

He wants to get paid and there's no money in Woodley fight. He doesn't wanna be a champ again and defend. He just wants to get paid.

GSP vs Goober is much more likely to happen.

>>77397480
i guess when you only started watching MMA last year it must feel like an eternity LOL!

if you want to see what actually holding up a division looks like go look at dom cruz lmao but you probably don't even know who he is because you don't 'like short fighters, soo boring!!' - cringe!

>>77397409
This reads like the fan-fiction of an avid mandrama watcher. Sorry buddy but Vince McMahon isn't charge of the storylines here lol.

>Gastelum is now his last hope

>>77397367
>comments
succ me gock obese fiss'n'chops muncher and go bag do leddit, lol lmao, shadiley praise cucc

>>77397494
lol idiot

>>77397397
agree with you there shlomo. The most feels I had watching a UFC card ever.
DC went all in, bet everything that he is gonna win and lost in one of the most horrific ways possible. This is gonna be a hard pill to SUCC on

How much money have the fighters make?

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NO TIME
O

T
I
M
E

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Schaub vs Jon Jones at heavyweight?

I truly believe Schaub would drap Jon into deep waters worse than Alex

>>77397537
dc made $1 million disclosed

>>77397537
about tree fiddy

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>fights effectively with one eye
>still defeats the MW goat
>still avenges a KO loss on a weeks notice and wins the title
>still avenges an even more horrific KO loss and retains his title
And haters are SEETHING because he wasn't dragged in to the octagon one legged.

>>77397537
DC made 1 mil, Jones 500k

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>>77397535
>A man robbed of his SUCC

>>77397537
depends on the fighter and if they get a bonus or not. you can look up the fight purses though.

>tfw Ponzinibbio eye pokes Thyroid Woodley and sends him to Bellator

DC landed some great overhands that didn't even stun jones

>>77397568
Jones has a goat chin

>>77397555
blacks hate bisping

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>>77397489
>KOs Robbie in record time
>Outpoints karate master (twice)
>Stuffs BJJ expert
>Makes a lot of money in the process by being on huge cards
>Pisses off whitebois
>So-called GOAT is ducking him to fight the worst MW champ in history
>Literally the best WW of all time

We are truly lucky

>>77397595
wrong, i'm a big fan

>>77397602
What is wrong with you?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74430470/#74433072

>>77397532
>>>/lgbt/

>>77397615
no you aren't

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I CAME HERE FOR HEEMS, NOT FEELS!

>>77397627
go portion me some dip, faggot!

>>77397602
Schaub knows you can't rule out CTE until after death, right?

>>77397625
Different filename whiteboi, keep crying

>>77397516
Whittaker and Gastelum have the personalities of planks of wood.

This is about good fights. Whittaker vs Gastelum would be a stand-up banger, and if their was a title involved it'd be a good advertisement of the sport. Unlike Tyron or Bisping, who are literally negatively impacting the sport for different reasons.

>>77397608
>prevalent
fake, schaub can't spell that

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Rogan has cucked

>>77397608
Was hoping this was real

pretending to be a fan of woodley is a pretty good meme

>>77397602
>>77397625

What kind of mental disorder is this?

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76226409/#76226943

Why do UFC fans enjoy looking at men with their shirts off so much?

How do I permanently filter Canada? All he does it post gay gooby pictures and reddit screencaps

>>77397602
>loses his belt on in humiliating Fox
>gets cut
>lets the Ferguson out
>gets shot by the police for being an angry black man
>his wife's kids grow up and the cycle repeats

>>77397649
Woodley is a good exciting fighter, maybe he should bleach his skin and dye his hair blonde so you can like him better.

>>77397669
it is lol it's funny

>>77397602
If you put it like that it indeed sound glorius.
Now if you a fan of the "Just Bleed" kind....

>>77397698
He a good fighter! He dindu nuffin' in the octagon!

>>77397670
WBS (Whiteboi Butthurt Syndrome)
o
o
destroyed Maia
l
e
y

>>77397676
>implying >>77397468 does nothing for you

>>77397734
Whatever you say dude, not surprised the Woodley fans are cuck and scat fetishists.

>>77397683
lol how fucking mad are you dude

>>77397731
He retained the belt and made you cry :)

>>77397718
>le just bleed meme

ermm sweaty there's nothing wrong with liking actual fun fights, blood and injuries in FIGHTING xx

go watch ballet if you don't like blood xx

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>>77397120
something is off about your picture bro

>>77397754
Yes.

>>77397023
Wtf when did this cringey shit happen. Gross

>>77397731
this is fucking hilarious

>>77397744
>Projecting
Literally never ever stop being butthurt about a UFC champion winning fights

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>>77397782
Not projecting, you got outted as the scatspammer lol

Jones
>inspiration for all
>the goat
>champion
DC
>cry
>2nd
>finished

>>77397757
Many years from now people will speak of the great Bong battle defeating the French roided rebel

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<---gooby

>>77397749
He made me nap.

>>77397698
> 60 punches between 2 fighters across 5 rounds.
> 5.5 punches a round each
> "exciting"

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>>77397794
Keep it coming

I am now convinced nobody actually likes Woodley or Bisping, this is just troll-bait banter and always has been

>>77397397
Is there any kind of possible excuse DC could make of any kind?

Just literally the inferior. Jones was right.

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>>77397829
Get help

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>Gives the worst performance in recent memory
>Literally broke the record for least punches thrown in a fight
>Royally announce he's now ready to take GSP in MSG, as if he earned it with this performance

The audacity of this nigger

>>77397809
>>77397815
I want you to write more fan-fiction about Woodley you salty kangaroos.

>>77397838
bisping beat anderson

>>77397602
Why is he your black thing? I recall plenty of black champs, just few that are this boring.

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>>77397846
>That flag
This honestly keeps getting better. 10 times better than after the first wonderboi fight.

>>77397749
I'd prefer a black fighter over a Brazilian any day, but Tyron doesn't fight black. He just fights like a fucking cancer.

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>>77397846
*steals your money fight*

>ywn see volkan vs. schaub
Would've been a great meme knockout

>>77397861
tyron pointed out how racist the ufc is though

and joe rogan and goldy

Tyron CANNOT fight GSP or Convington

Can't stand another borefest

Fight Masvidal next

Probably still find a way to stink the place out

>>77397757
literally my wallpaper now
cheers buddeh

>>77397896
Woodley will fight Lawler

>>77397160
Ya man I've always been for Bones since Rashadf fight but DC came out so confident and eager and was so much smaller i don't know I started actually rooting for him at the last minute.

>>77397877
I'm not sure why you think we care that he's a champion. We know that he can be beaten, because we've seen it happen multiple times. He's boring, and I have much better things to do than watch his fights.

>>77397846
>stuffed all 24 of some guys takedowns whos known for getting a hold of people and strangling them
>worst performance
Well you're a- *checks flag* oh yeah makes sense now

DC was a man possessed, he had been visualizing a rematch with Jones for 2 years. He even admitted to all the sleepless nights he spent thinking about it, feeling that permanent itch to redeem himself as the greatest fighter. All his life he's been fighting for that single dream. He sacrificed everything, he didn't care about paychecks or anything like that. If he beat Jones in the rematch he'd be able to die with a smile on his face.

Then he ate a solid shin to the jaw in a Rousey-Holm-esuqe tier of a disastereous scenario.

This is pure poetry, it doesn't get more beautiful than this.

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>Be Tyron Woodley
>No one gives you a chance against Robbie Lawler
>Spastics and casuals say you only got that shot cause of affirmative action
>Analysts all pick Robbie to win by TKO
>The #1 contender picks Robbie to win as well
>Go in there and dismantle Robbie
>Spastics, casuals, haters, and the #1 contender all get butthurt
>Robbie is just old
>Wonderpedo will KO this nigger inside the 1st round bet the house
>Fight night
>Wonderpedo can't land anything substantial, goes for a leg kick and gets taken down and elbowed the entire round
>Decides to point fight for the rest of the fight with pitter patter jabs and teeps, essentially makes the fight boring
>Gets dropped 4 times in the 4th round nearly finished
>Lucks his way to a majority draw
>Spastics, casuals and haters say it was Woodley who made the fight boring not the karate point-fighter
>Same thing happens in the 2nd fight except this time Woodley wins
>Fast forward to a few months later
>Here fight this BJJ world champ who likes to back-pack people and shoot for takedowns from 10 miles away
>This nigger is gonna get backpacked finally
>24 takedowns later and no back-pack Woodley wins 50-45
>REEE why is woodley make boring fights? He should let himself lose to the karatewhite man and BJJ REEEEEEE

This is why I am Woodley fan

>>77397847
art imitates life, so your fan fiction will be boring as well.

>>77397896
Wonderboy-Tyron I was good. The second was shit, ok.

Now let's think about Maia for a second... All his fight are shit. Remember the Silva fight ? Don't blame the nigger, blame the boring BJJ purist.

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well lads, will he?

>>77397925
Woodley was the favourite...

>>77397925
Woodley is NIGGER, get over it loser

>>77397921
>has his opponent half blind
>knows that he can't be taken down
>throws two strikes a minute

oh for sure it was a fucking amazing performance. I needed to get some sleep and it was just the thing!

>>77397928
Dude I'm so bored right now please write more woodley fan-fiction about how he's gonna lose and get shot by the police I really love reading your butthurt.

>>77397925
BASED

>>77397921
>close his eye with one punch
>drop him with another
Yeah I would've backed off too and avoided exchanges at all costs

>>77397921
So good takedown defense justify 25 minutes of two dudes just shadow boxing?

why do bjj guys flop so much and then act surprised when they lose a fight? is there anything worse than a bjj specialist in mma

>>77397925
>defends on fight pass for the rest of his reign
BRAVO WOODLEY

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EZ MONEY EZ LIFE

i have left my mark on /heem/

before me none of you were anything, you were barely above sherdog or reddit

i have been the SINGLE most influential person on this general - bar none!

>>77397945
He was the underdog against wonderpedo both times

>>77397995
>Jones -350

lolwut bookies really give Brock no chance?

>>77397994
Keep the butthurt flowing forever.

There are no Blackposters on Heem FACT

>>77397995
Jones should be -1000

Jones hasn't fought in a year and deleted the champion.

https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/891740959440064512/video/1

Lol

>>77398015
i am indian descent

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>>77398015
>There are no Blackposters on Heem FACT

What did he mean by this?

>>77398010
He's gonna be USADA'D 100% this time. Jones would murk this bum

>>77398015
I can prove you wrong ;)

jason knight meme exposed pretty bad. hillbillies should stick to beating their wives and not stop getting heemed by 8th grader sized manlet spics

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AYOOO FORM VOLKAN!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Jon broke DC mentally and physically

The bad guys ALWAYS wins...

>>77397961
> n-n-no YOUR fan fiction is boring! And r-racist!

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i feel like im the only one that remembers that Wonderboy-Woodley 1 was fight of the night??? It was a fucking banger that won fight of the night on a stacked card. Wonderboy and Maia are clearly the boring ones and Woodley is just playing it safe which is good or bad depending on your perception but there's only been 2 boring defences, not 3

>>77398069
well you didnt watch the fight so you dont even know what happend

it was merely a setback, hell be champ one day

>>77398014
Why would I be butthurt about a fighter that I don't watch?

>>77398077
did DC react to his loss besides the punch drunk interview with Rogan?

>le bad guy
>le good guy

It's a fight you idiots

>>77398054
Post black hand timestamped or gtfo

>>77398047
>dana comes up
>YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

>>77398086
>i feel like im the only one that remembers that Wonderboy-Woodley 1 was fight of the night??? It was a fucking banger that won fight of the night on a stacked card.

It was boring then and it's boring now. There were two good minutes in a 25 minute fight. People only thought it was good because it hadn't happened three times.

Jones vs Woodley who has the bbc advantage?

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>DC
Kind
Down to earth
self less
intelligent
family man
self made man
Natty

>Jon
Born with a silver spoon in his mouth by tries to act like a thug
druggy
roider
ran over pregnant women

>>77397275
They gave Jones a 10-8?

>>77398077
>206.2
>Brags about it
Yeah no

>>77398134
>>77398077
>how_to_spot_a_redditor.xls

>>77398138
no one judge had jones 10-9 1st jones 10-9 second

other two judges had jones 10-9 1st DC 10-9 second

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>yfw No Time heems Gus and Jones by the end of 2017

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>>77397838
I unironically like Bisping

>>77397936
>Wonderboy-Tyron I was good
No

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>That ship had turned around and fucking sailed back
>fucking round five

>>77398082
I never said anything about racism dude, just please keep the tears coming please lol.
>>77398086
Yes Maia and Wonderboy are boring fighters who like to bait their opponents. Maia did well to bait Magny, Gunny, Condit, Brown to grapple with him, Maia is the best submission artist in MMA and he subbed Jacare in a BJJ competition, no one should ever want to engage with that guy on the ground at all. Even Weidman was just holding him down.

Wonderboy is also a boring fighter, despite all the flashy kicks, he's also just a point-fighter who never fishes for the KO, he's all about countering people and that's how he was able to beat Rory, Hendricks, Jake and make it look relatively easy.

If Woodley fought any other way he would have lost and this is what the casual polturd losers fail to understand, they will never understand this for the rest of their miserable lives.

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>>77398134

>>77398077
>The bad guys ALWAYS wins...
Ortega won

>>77398150
>Dollywinks

Not bad.

>>77398191
>steroid abuser won
Proves the point.

>>77397881
It isn't stealing if it was Bisping's to begin with

>>77397838
I unironically like Woodley, always have and always will.

>>77397091
Like he could get down to LHW. Tyson Fury is the real deal son

So it's pretty much known by everyone ITT if Bisping beats GSP he'll retire and not fight Whittaker? What do you see happening if GSP wins?

>>77398047
>rogan coming in to look

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>Kailin posting is dead

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End of the white race...

>spainsperg leaves heem forever cause his boy got KO'd and cried afterwards
>made fun of aldo and jacare for getting KO'd

Hypocrite loser lol good riddance you norwegian manlet

what was the FotN and who got the bonuses?

For me it was Moicano/Ortega with Lawler/Cerrone being close

I suppose Oezdemir and Jones got the performance bonus right

>>77398252
>What do you see happening if GSP wins?
>>77398252
well heem will be furious first of all

>>77398275
no one cares dude

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>Tyron Woodley is a boring fighter

>>77398303
You care spergy

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*blocks your path*

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<-------gppttyyy!

>>77398275
I'm a DC guy but I'm glad at least something good came out of his loss

>>77398279
Yeah, Moicana v Ortega was FotN with Oezdemir and Jones getting the performance bonuses.

>>77398184
>If Woodley fought any other way he would have lost and this is what the casual polturd losers fail to understand, they will never understand this for the rest of their miserable lives.

We understand. We just don't care. We want good fights, not boringly shitty fights that make people walk out of the arena before the best fight of the year.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501309696498.webm

should headbutts be allowed in flyweight?

Enough butthurt about T-GOAT and Jones, what are your honest thoughts on Cris Cyborg and the future of WFW? Is there a woman alive who can give her a hard fight let alone beat her?

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someone link spainsperg sperging out in the archives

>>77398375
When Woodley fights a freestyle fighter you'll have an exciting fight casual lol

>>77398275
daily reminder that spainsperg pretended to be knowledgeable about mma, yes wasn't aware that invicta was women only.

Is Cormier on suicide watch? I'm not even memeing, I'm genuinely concerned for him

>>77398383
De Randamie could be very competitive I think

>>77398423
Yea he was completely broken mentally, he's done

>>77398329
Dr. Eggman refs MMA fights?

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>>77398383
Cyborg didn't look as fearsome as usual yesterday, maybe Meeeeeegan can beat her after all

Did anyone see how old hendo looked on rizin last night. And dude can barely get a sentence out, sad stuff and he must be broke if hes doing a mandrama match with saku in Japan.

>>77398423
>>77398432
People literally said this about Aldo and he came back a few months later just fine.

>>77398405
You might, but I won't be watching it.

>When Woodley fights a freestyle fighter

Like Rory? Where Woodley shelled up for fifteen minutes and did absolutely fucking nothing?

>>77398427
Rewatch Nunes-GDR.

>>77398383
>her
You mean Wanderlei in a wig?

>>77398442
>maybe Meeeeeegan can beat her after all
Dude I'm being serious here, this is no time for jokes.

>>77398405
Like Gastelum?

>>77398443
Newsflash: Hendo IS old. That's been the story on him for close to a decade now.

>>77398465
Yes, someone who isn't a pajama enthusiast brings the best out of Woodley lmao

>>77398442
Cyborg looked exactly like Cyborg. That was a typical Cyborg fight. She has literally never KO'd anybody. She just presses chicks until they stop getting up. Tonya is a tough chick so it took a while. The same thing will happen to Megan. The aura around Cyborg is really different from how her actual fights go

>>77398470
Hes aged alot since he fought bisping, is what i meant.

>>77398384
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77381739/#77382872

>>77398505
He's grown his hair out a bit so you can see the grey, but either way, I love that he's doing a grappling match with Saku. I'd take that over an actual fight any day.

>>77398496
>Had money on 1st round stoppage
Shoulda known better

*grabs the cage*

*blames racism*

>>77398521
Its gonna be fixed for saku not a real grappling match, imo. Japan loves there man drama. Id rather see hendo take his head off personally.

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the young god of this shit

>>77398570
If you think Hendo would agree to that shit you don't know anything about him
>Id rather see hendo take his head off personally
You're a fucking faggot, then

What makes it so hard for a great Heavyweight to emerge? Seems like everyone gets back and forth wins against everyone and no one can defend the title more than twice.

Been a few years since I last watched a match
Whatever happened to my nigga Gustaffson?

>>77398602
Your an idiot if you think that wont be fixed faggot, and yeah it isnt his style so he must be broke as fuck

>>77397920
Like sit around on 4chan complaining about him?

>>77398516
>waaaaahhh he didn't deserve to lose
god i thought spain was a man not some whiny faggot lmao, what a bitch

>>77398625
You've seen one. Cain Velasquez.

>>77398523
you've never seen Tonya fight have you? I had 2nd round Cyborg TKO and 3rd round submission for Tonya

>>77398643
You don't know shit & u should kill yourself pronto

>>77398644
I'm literally shitposting while shitting.

>>77398660
I just took the over.

>>77398625
>>77398655
Fedor was a once in a generation athletic talent and the guys that showed promise to match that, like Cain, have been injured all the time, or JDS, have been ruined by beatings. Werdum is too old. Stipe is on the way but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

>>77397161
It's MMA bro. Even the best fighters lose. Diakiese is exciting as fuck. You have a champ, that's better than most countries

>>77398496
Nah Cyborg usually presses the pace more, she was much more patient with Evinger than against most other chicks

>>77398666
Let me guess you think Rena and Tenshins fights arent worked either? Take off your weeb glasses you massive retard dont respond anymore either

>>77398643
you don't know shit

>>77398572
Calling it now, Volkan "nigger grave digger" Oezdemir gets John in the clinch and KTFO's him.
Seriously, is there anyone more dangerous in the clinch that Oezdemir right now?

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>>77398541
>>77398560
I never ever want you to stop being butthurt about Woodley, promise me that

>>77397171
I had Bones winning the 1st and probably DC winning the 2nd, but the 2nd was close. Jones would have won 48-47 or 49-46 if it went the distance.

>>77398713
see >>77398666

>>77398718
dont you think jones would just stand in a distance poke him in the eye a lot and run away when he gets close

>>77398660
I've seen her fight and I knew Cyborg had enough to finish her inside 5 minutes, fact being she dropped her with her first punch.