/heem/

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I approve this thread.

Decent thread.

>>77301724
so everything jordan peterson did was for nothing?

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>>77301724
Ortega bless

>>77301724
Someone is upset they are not nearly cool enough to be offered some cocaine.

>>77301724
Memeballs are cancer, heem urself OP

who the fuck is adan

>>77301803
>ultra heavy
Lmao so hard

Imagine having no life so you feel the need to brag about doing x amount of a drug online to strangers.

>>77301814
i still have no idea, whenever I see some post with "adan" or "the canadian" or "coral springs" i stop reading immediately

>>77301741
He shook his 1 finger.

>>77301831
Lol bitch

Imagine all the people

>>77301844
People don't realize how massive Schaub is.

Guys I'm really cool because I once did an illegal drug that isnt marijuana. Even cooler, I drank 20 drinks in 3 hours and the bartender couldnt believe it. Am I cool or what?

Don't even try to tell me this didnt happen or else I'll accuse you of never doing the cool drug I did.

lol, I knew /heem/ was fully of pussies and faggots but this just takes the cake.

Guys im really mad someone passively mentioned something

>>77301871
Settle down bud, gooby lol lmao!

20 drinks isn't that crazy a number depending on the drink. I've done about half of that and I'm not a big drinker.

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>>77301724
>The best mma heavyweight of the world

>>77301891
The point is cocaine doesnt grant your liver and stomach immunity to alcohol.

>>77301864
dude you're still butthurt about someone doing drugs what are you 15 everyone has done them by the time they're 20 and nobody think they're cool because of it. grow the fuck up son.

>>77301891
Buddy is a moron and thinking with his inferior imperial measurement system brain. He's getting his numbers confused.

>>77301910
>t. never done drugs

>>77301912
lol your country doesnt even have legal weed faggot. Dont try to tell me about drug use. You even said the blow in your country is cut up.

Whats sad is youre so stupid you think I'm mad because someone used a drug. I dont gave a fuck. I use blow on rare occasion. But unlike you and adan I dont create stories and exaggerate.

>>77301927
lol there's the little reddit bitch reply again.

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The average shot is 1 ounce.

750ml is the average size bottle of alcohol here.

So I drank less than a standard bottle of alcohol over a period of 3 hours, not to mention the food and the cocaine.

If you honestly don't think this is doable, you are either a child or an idiot.

>>77301944
that was over a decade ago we have the dark net now much better quality

>lol there's the little reddit bitch reply again.
LMAO i knew that would get to you.

i'm fucking around with you calm down kid

>>77301912
How old are you? I bet no older than 22.

Prove me wrong or dont reply at all.

>>77301959
Said the guy who larps about having a wife and child and successful HVAC business (with a secretary!)

>>77301967
Hahahaha now this faggot claims to have used to darknet to buy coke. He's doubling down on his larp.

>>77301944

American shot glass = 44 ml
British shot glass = 25 ml

maybe this is why you're confused

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calm down nigga

>>77301974
>>77301986
add me on whatsup kid i'll show you around my house. i'm 38 and married.

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>>77301987
Wrong.

Please stop posting about things you know nothing about.

>>77301997
>using whatsapp
>calling someone else kid

lmao

>>77302002
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_glass

little bitch

>>77302018
do you even work or are you a neet? every company in the world uses watsapp to organize shifts and keep in contact

>>77302020
in ausland a shot is 30ml

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>>77302020
lol did you even read what you linked, stupid?

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>>77297927
Roberson
Jackson
Neal
Menifield
Gomez

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>tfw I could outdrug every here easily

>>77302035
rekt

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>>77302045
how come girls on tinder chugging wine bottles give me shit about smoking weedo

>>77302035
can you not read column headings?

>>77302056
Probably because you make it your identity and you talk about it too much.

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is Grass Tubman a goof fighter?

>>77302051
>>77302035
>>77302018
>>77302002
anyway kids i gotta go it was nice shitposting with you hope to see you again

t. guy who can slam a whole bottle of jack after just half a line of coke

>>77302068
Bris Ilsman is a great fighter my guy

>>77302077
cheers buddy

>>77302064
it only comes up because I don't drink alcohol

GSP texted Dana again begging to fight Bisping in November.

https://twitter.com/BloodyElbow/status/889893106744741888

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>>77301974
that's not me and I have two secretaries

>>77302140
its happening, he and bisking discussed it on biskings show earlier

>>77302140
Stupid fucking fight I swear, I hope Jacare predicted the future where these two dumbfucks knock eachother out

>>77302175
why is it stupid?

>>77302140
gsp running from tyron, bisping running from romero and LLLWeidman.

I hope bisping breaks his ankle on his way to the cage.

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Who can relate?

>>77302201
>romero and LLLWeidman.
lost and doesn't deserve it

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>>77302140
3d chess buddeh

I know in America they call them flip flops but in Australia we call them thongs.

What do other countries call them?

>>77302184
Because everyone would rather see Bisping fight Romero or even weidman. Bisping or GSP will vacate belt after that fight making it as bland as FW

>>77302274
wonder if whittaker is shitting his pants, thinking he's getting an easy title vs bisking, instead he'll have to fight gsp

or thanking god for getting gsp to carry his name

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>>77301738
MY MAN

>>77302287
Gsp will not defend against Whittaker goof

>>77302248
and gsp does?

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>>77302302

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>>77302302
I vant here lawyer -Brendan Schaub

>>77302306
was gunna right an essay but, tldr was yes

>>77302271
dude flip flops and thong sandals are two different types of sandals

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>>77302271
Japonki, meaning Japanese

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>>77302302
that nervous run up and faek overhand

>>77302287
GSP would be easier fight for Bobby with his great TDD than Bisping

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>>77302302
Reply to this post if you're a pedophile

>>77302346
>>77302287

It's actually crazy to think that we were all talking about how GSP would never dare defend the belt vs Jacare, Yoel or Luke and now there's a chance he could fight Bisping for it and then defend vs Bobby

@77302349
nah

>>77302362
Roberto is just as bad for GSP'S health as Yoel

>>77302410
How do I predict if I don't know any of them?

>>77302418
Listen to the wind

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>>77302410
Spann
Stewart
Neal
Waldon
Menifield
Gomez

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>>77302410
Boy do they have dumb nicknames

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>>77302410
Spann
Jackson
Neal
Menifield
Gomez

>>77302418
just guess you nugget. its just for making watching the snoopcast more fun

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>Oh la-la! I am totally gonna fight this time guys, please pay attention to me tabarnak!

Who is the real champ of each division?

>>77302462
Just replace with jones and Whittaker.

>>77302446
why is he still considered a draw? i seriously think everyone is overestimatinig his drawing power now. I'm a really hardcore mma fan now and i started watching after he left and have never watched one of his fights and have no interest because of his wrestlefucking stigma. there's probably more new fans like me now than old ones that watched him before

>>77302446
The stock market is now good!

>>77301741
>Says on his podcast that he hates Mayweather cause he's a woman-beater
>On live TV: For sure you know I love me some Mayweather my guy

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who here /reina/?

>>77301724
Nice strawman, douchebag

>>77302418
http://www.ufc.com/event/contender-series-july-25-2017#/fight

I at least look at their records and stats

>>77302488
its almost like he was doing his job

>>77302478
He would still be easily the biggest non Conor draw. He did millions while having consistently boring fights.

>>77302478
If they were smart they'd hold the card in Canada, but WME is not smart.

>>77302503
dang, they put up images for some of them now. thanks m8

>>77302324
nah

>>77302489
Is she actually any good or just a big girl like Gabi ?

>>77302524
much better than Gabi, actually has a decent top game and fought someone bigger than her last time

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>>77302524
she's a real fighter. A legit MMA prospect but her natural weightclass is 165 so she gotta fight the freaks. She beat Shayna Bazler so thats something. She's only 21 so I'd put her in the same boat as like Paige and Saige

I wanna see Weidman fight Tim Boetsch

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Updated Images edition

Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

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Dana! Give him the fucking boi

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8XtPKOdQ8c
dc on cowherd

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GOOK FIGHT

>>77302504
Being a two-faced hypocrite with no boxing knowledge was for sure part of the job description my man

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>>77302653
>with no boxing knowledge
Golden glove champion.

>>77302653
did he hurt you personally or something? why do you care this much?

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>>77302688
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/Big-Browns-Golden-Gloves:2436523

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>not enough UFC events to satiate my betting itch
>bet my UFC bet winnings on football
>lose it all
>mfw watching 11 elite idiots on a pitch can't even pass it to one another

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>>77302707
No proof of anything in that thread, thanks for wasting my time.

>>77302723
Dana white's contender series is tonight bro. Bookies take handle on it.

>>77302723
>degenerate gambler
>british

all checks out

>>77302688
he could have been 1st out of 2 entrants in his division

>>77302409

I 100% disagree.

>>77302756
I still don't understand how this means he has no boxing knowledge.

>>77302747
I'll laugh at you when I'm a millionaire.

>>77302730
No proof he won a golden gloves either buddy

>>77302760
Gsp won't be able to wrestlefuck if Yoel couldn't, troost me on daht

>>77302723
>Betting on pre-season footy
Lad....

>>77302775
His success in the octagon makes me believe his word over yours.

>>77302779
I know. Stupid mistake.

>>77302787
What success?

>>77302763
it doesnt, it just means his golden gloves title doesnt mean shit

>>77302738
Ooh you're right, they do. The odds have only just popped up on my betting site recently.
Alright. Haven't got time to do the prerequisite analysis this time round, but maybe next week I'll put some bets down. Plus all my money is already on UFC 214.

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did we figure out if she was our gir?

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>>77302796
>beating Cro Cop
>beating Gonzaga
>beating Arlovski (arguably)
>beating Mitrione
>beating Lavar Johnson
>beating Chris Tuchscherer
>Runner up on TUF with only 4 pro fights

Fights Gone By # 47: The End of Fightland
Jack Slack
Published on Jul 25, 2017
We talk about the death of Vice Sports and Fightland, and the return of Jon Jones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hy4HnhiKfU

>>77302478
>I'm a really hardcore mma fan now and i started watching after he left and have never watched one of his fights

so this... is the power... of nu/heem/

>>77302777

I 100% disagree.

>>77302834
For sure Lavar Johnson was a tough test my guy

>>77302851
Nice argument lol gooby lmao bud!

I just realized Weidman vs. Gastelum was just like Lesnar vs. Hunt.

>>77302877
Huge if true

>>77302877
Reminded me of Condit vs GSP

>>77302865

oh yeah Yoel's takedowns are deadly my guy 100% he's known for his elite takedowns my man

>>77302914
>my

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13530763
http://www.strawpoll.me/13530763
http://www.strawpoll.me/13530763

Question for those of you who pay for your own TV packages, do you think that when a card runs late (ie is scheduled to end at 12am on the guide but goes about half an hour later, like Weidman vs Gastelum did) that it has an effect on the ratings?

I would think that the ratings would be highest during the main event, but on Saturday the main event began just as the event, according the guide, ended.

>>77302923
Faccia bruto

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>>77302923

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>>77302763
His striking coach was literally a Boxercise instructor. It not fair to assume he has zero boxing knowledge, but it is fair to assume that knowledge is very limited, i think he would be surprised by how little he actually knows.

How come Alvarez vs Poirier and Means vs Oliveira were ruled No Contest when they should have been DQ?

Yamasaki vs Chiesa is literally the real money fight

>"I’m 53 years old, I don’t train anymore, how am I going to do this?” Yamasaki said. "And what’s the point of him fighting me? What would that change? What does he want to prove? It’s childish. Even if he catches me or if I catch him, that won’t change anything that happened in his fight. What is he trying to prove?”

>"If he gives me some time to train, I’d grapple with him,” he added. "Tell him to come to my academy, no problem. I have 10 academies in the United States, he can come any time he wants.”

>>77302935
If you're tuning into the main event chances are you are tuning in more than a minute before it is scheduled to end, so I don't think the it effects the ratings that much.

From a technical standpoint it may effect the overnight ratings, but nothing else.

>>77303063
Picking a fight with a referee is ridiculous.

>>77303118
I'd watch it though

>>77303097
>From a technical standpoint it may effect the overnight ratings, but nothing else.
That's what I was wondering, because there are reports that Weidman vs Gastelum did the lowest overnight ratings on Fox ever.

And I remember that my PVR ended literally as Gastelum was walking out, but we had taped what was on after since that happens so often. But now I see that it did the lowest ratings ever, which sort of makes sense. How often is the entire main event missed like that?

>>77302865
This is the spammer

>>77303127
Oh it effects PVR numbers for sure. Not sure how often, but I just expect it to go over every time anyways.

The overnights didn't include the main event, or the west coast ratings. The actual numbers come out tomorrow.

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>>77303132
>Anyone who disagrees with Canada is spammer
Thanks for the chuckle

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>>77302573
Spann
Stewart
Waldon
Menifield
Ige

>>77301724
Terrible OP but still better than the WMMA ones

who is your favorite woman fighter in the UFC?

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GA

>>77303313
Do Estonians hate Finnish people?

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>>77303313
New proxy?

What's your favorite strike of all time?

>>77303379
Cobra spike

>>77303377
New proxy indeed, Estoniabro is never on at this time

Imagine being so salty you lost you challenge a 53 year old ref to a fight

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>>77301724
QUICK, POST SNOOP DOGG SONGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDApZhXTpH8

>>77303409
Lee was destroying him. Yamasaki probably saved his brain a few years.

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>>77303377

wrong

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>>77303449

>>77303422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5H3HQIRkSM

The last time anybody looked cool in fedora

>>77303482
>feat justin timberlake

that ain't gangsta

UFC 214 press conference tomorrow at 3pm EST

https://twitter.com/ufc/status/889922331702943748

>>77303489
Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fucking actors
Pranksters, studio gangsters, busters
That the bastard is simply just an actor,
Who mastered the bang and the slang and the Mental,
Of niggas in Compton, Watts, and South Central

>>77303555
Something something, Frisco dyke

>>77303555
kek, nice retort

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Is it time?

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Daley vs Larkin added to Lellator 183

>>77303663
spicy

>>77303697
Testaduro

>>77303533
Thanks
Not expecting a whole lot from it, both Jones and DC seem tired of the trash talk by this point if the media call was anything to go by

Did one of you get banned? Why's no one posting?

>>77303785
Media calls always succ, they need Skype calls FFS

>>77303795
People tend to bail on the thread when a certain former fighter comes up

>>77303860
Oh, I guess that means the filter is working. I legit didn't even see any of it. That's the downside of hiding stubs I guess

>>77303889
I don't use a filter and there just haven't been any posts.

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[Relevant and factual /heem/ post]

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Jon by submission is free money

>>77304038
DC is too good at grappling to get subbed and too durable to get heemed, expect a decision

>>77304068
maybe a body kick like Anderson? I doubt it though.

>>77304068
you should keep track of your pre-fight thoughts. you'll be pretty surprised

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Aspen on another hike today. thats like 2 weeks straight

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>>77304081
Maybe he'd turtle up under barrage of elbows like Aldo but I doubt that

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Someone finna miss weight

What do you consider the worst judging robbery in ufc history?

>>77304178
Machida/Rua 1

>>77304122
>hike daily
>still die trying to make 135

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super excited 214 la :)

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>>77304101
The two fights I was most wrong about were Kelvin vs Chris and Rumble vs DC. I overestimated Christ JUST levels and underestimated Rumble's shit morale but even his coaches didn't knew that

>>77304178
Silva/Brunson

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>>77304203
>

>>77304227
Conor McGregor

>>77304212
I expect Jones-DC 2 to go more or less the same way as the first fight the way Rumble-DC 2 did. Rooting for DC but I don't think all that much has changed

What's your favorite UFC gym? Mine is UFC Orlando.

why do fake fights (monday night raw) get literally twice as many viewers as chris weidman?

For me, it's Muscle Pharm

>>77302287
Whittaker would run through gsp in the first round goof

Maia is slowly becoming one of my favorite fighters to watch. You learn a lot rolling back the tapes

Any of you ride motorcycles?
https://youtu.be/ZSoX_Ssq4oY

>>77304419
A lot more under 18 viewers?

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>>77304338

>rumors swirling about Jones vs Bork
>Jon publicly states he wants that fight

This is the real money fight

>>77304419
Literally the only people watching that are hardcore fans that are either legitimately handicapped or retarded. Casuals don't watch anymore. If WWE didn't have their own network, the PPV numbers would be dire.

>>77304491
>implying corGOAT wont heem jones, lesnar, stipe, and cain in that order

>>77304462
The funny thing about that, WWE numbers skew 50+. They lose the 18-49 demographic on a pretty consistent basis. I know you said under 18, but those numbers don't do to well either.

>>77304460
i had a shitty honda and a ducati when i was younger

>>77304491
Makes no sense unless Jon loses, if he wins he gets Stiopic

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so the picks options for MayMac are gonna be

>KO/TKO/Retirement + Round
>Decision + Rounds for each fighter

this gud? it'll goof after each round for everyone that picked for that round then the big goof at the end

>>77304544
if cain wins, jones and him is the money fight desu

>>77304572
www.indeed.com
http://www.hobbylobby.com/

>>77304585
Cain vs Stipe isn't even official is it?

>>77304572
Either Conor wins or he doesn't. Also good like with that. /sp/ is going to be a madhouse that night no matter what. Fairly certain there will be autistic tourists making gamethreads that night.

>>77304572
It's not an MMA fight so take your spastic pick collecting to /box/.

>>77304591
Lmao

>>77304606
i was really hoping heem and box would come together as /fight/ for a week or 2 but thats unlikely

>>77304623
literally no one posts in /box/

The only person that does is an autistic tripfag that you don't want anywhere near here.

>>77304595
Stipe is still in contract negotiations with the UFC

>>77304596
yeah its gonna be an absolute fuck house that night. im just gonna stay in the heem thread if it can be kept up from deletion. i was thinking of doing /sp/ predicts but yeah fuck that it'll just be another heem predicts with special rules

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>>77304636
Stipe going Bellator!

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>>77304669
as much as it should mean something that not only a current champion but the heavyweight champion aka THE champion leaves the promotion, i dont think it would matter. Stipe is pretty much a nobody all things considered. He's great and all that but he won't be mentioned in 10 years outside of "IF YOU GO BY WHO HE BEAT THEN STIPE IS THE GOAT MAN 100% FOR SURE"

>>77304707
also Ngannou would beat Overeem for the vacant belt and reign for 10 years

>>77304707
Stipe is one title defense from beating the HW record. He will be mentioned in 10 years.

>>77304636
issue was, the 4 men stipe just ended, in a row, in the first round, all get paid more then him

>>77304720
he beat cans

>>77304720
he SHOULD be mentioned but he's a wet blanket of a champ. Nobody cares about him personally

>>77304707
>calendardork calling stipe a nobody

>>77304744
what did you mean by this?

>>77304757
they should just keep him in cleveland for every fight

>>77304757
He's been doing solid PPV numbers. You can make an argument nobody cares about anyone but Ronda, Conor and Brock. Stipe is on one of the best runs in HW history right now, if he beat the title defense record he will absolutely be mentioned in the HW GOAT category. If he beats Cain you will eat your words I am sure of it.

>>77304777
people will say cain is old and over the hill

>>77304757

I 100% disagree. In personality he's one of the most likeable champs out there.

>>77304794
No they won't.

>>77304707
i think we will see some surprises from stipe-who has taught that he would beat werdum? his timing is outstanding and his muay thai is also good.

>>77304777
do you care about Stipe? do you follow him on social media?

>>77304809
Yes, I enjoy watching him fight very much. I'm not much of a social media guy though.

>>77304798
>OHIO HAHA CLEAVELAND WOOOOOO!!!

>>77304801
ya huh

>>77304809
I cared about him when I saw him destroy Mark Hunt for 5 rounds. He's a good fighter

>Researchers studying the link between football and chronic traumatic encephalopathy found that 99 percent of the brains donated by families of former NFL players showed signs of the neurodegenerative disease, according to a new study published Tuesday.

How much longer does MMA have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMaYLrl3mU

Another Snoop classic coming through

>>77304813
yeah me too but i dont care about him personally and i dont think many other mma fans do either. hes a great fighter but personality is important. not just being a good guy but being an interesting and charismatic guy that gets people excited outside of fighting is what makes someone memorable and a real goat

>>77304835
>unironically calling this music

>>77304846
>personality is what makes someone a real goat

>>77304851
I GET THE PUSSY EVERYWHERE THAT I GO

ASK THE BITCHES IN THE CLUB CUZ THEY KNOW

>>77304859
rhyming go and know that's high level shit

>>77304854
yes. by goat i mean someone talked about 50 years from now like Ali is and will be. It's not his record that people remember. People that never watched a fight in their life know he's the goat

>>77304885
MMA fans will absolutely mention Stipe in the GOAT heavyweight conversation in 10 years if he should break the title defense record. MMA hasn't reached the popularity of boxing yet, nobody in MMA except Conor gets mentioned as much as Ali.

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>>77304885
>Ali

Another classic Snoop Dogg joint for ya'll, comin' your way featuring my man NATE DOGG and my BOY Warren G, holdin' it DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXQtE0wl8A

>>77304900
Stipe needs to beat cain to be next hot shit

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who pictured here never took steroids

>>77304945
Maia 50/50

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>>77304885
do people remember fedor or andy for their reign because of their personalities

those fucks barely spoke english they were just badass motherfuckers on huge winstreaks

>>77304945
maia

>>77304953
He makes calendars and takes predictions for a living ,cut him some slack.

ok we know that May vs Mac is a Mayweather decision

how would it go between

>Mcgregor vs Nieky Holzken in kickboxing
>Mcgregor vs Saenchie in Muay Thai

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>>77304945

>>77304973
>/box/

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>>77302573
Karl
Stewart
Neal
Menifield
Gomez

>>77304994
You're an idiot

Yoel must fight Bisping!

>>77305003
i dont see how they dont make the matchup if Bobby Knuckles is out for a while. Bisping was supposed to fight one of them and the other is injured so it should default to Romero if all things are fair

Y'all are too hard on Schwab, he's a nice guy for sure my man. As if any of you turds would call someone like Mayweather on live TV, any chance of him appearing on TV in the future would be gone in a flash.


>>77302806
Same, full bank on 214, can't wait, even if I lose all my bets, this card has my lips moist.

MOIST I tells ya.

>>77304999
*Your

dummy

>>77305034
Fuck it, throw Weidman in there. Anyone but GSP!

>>77305034
they would rather do Weidman at MSG IMO

>>77305043
if GSP doesnt fight Tyron at MSG he's a fucking pussy and should stay retired

How is this Jon Jones Cormier fight so hyped up?

Cormier has like 1% chance of winning. It's a fucking joke.

>>77305058
it's all this dying sport has left

>>77305058
>Cormier has like 1% chance of winning. It's a fucking joke
Heem urself

>>77305058
capped for when DC ragdolls jon

>>77304951
>>77304957
>

>>77305080
you think a far 40 year old can beat the GOAT pound for pound fighter in his fucking PRIME

>>77305058
>Cormier has like 1% chance of winning.

Nah bud cormier is much better prepared,he has a lot of pressure on him.this is literally DC's biggest fight and he will do anything to hold the belt.

i believe this will be a fucking super SHITSHOW

i literally cannot sleep and count the hours

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>>77305111
>in his fucking PRIME
We don't know that.

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>>77305111
i just checked the pound 4 pound rankings and this lil guy is first

now this is a joke

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>>77305080
Stay in yo lane boy

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>>77305003
Dana, feed me the boy! SHEE YU SHUN... MADA FUCKA

>>77305144
Calendar are you going to place a wager on DC?

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I know this thread isn't /bet/ but what you going for?

>Fili outright
>Cyborg KO
>Jones outright
>Woodley... exciting I know

>>77305151
should've meme'd it up before accepting the whittaker fight.

>>77305151
>pls notice me senpai

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man how is the flyweight division not illegal this should be a circus show

>>77305175
>ufc fans meeting dana white

>>77305175
Manlets like to fight too. and they usually make great matches on account of the Napoleon complex

>>77305167
Count Duckula certainly noticed Yoel when he was disgracefully hiding from him, then interfering in his #1 contender fight.
Yoel didn't get his rightful title fight for retarded WWE reasons (GSP the retired blanket 'returning') so he's only following UFC's lead.

>>77305218
5'9 is manlet. the whole featherweight division is manlet.

those two guys are literally the size of 12 year olds.

>>77305241
I preferred when you spammed Hardy Work instead of crying over some giga nigga.
Even lithcuck isn't that salty over his loss

>>77305243
6'2 is the cutoff

>>77305257
if you prefer a spammer over a person making arguments, you deserve scat

holy shit skip to 7:40 on this

https://youtu.be/0OIZTVyCCno?t=7m40s

what's DC thinking? i bet he's worrying about his age. the fact that every month that passes he gets weaker and slower as he ages, while jones gets away.

when you based your whole life around someone else, you've already lost

>>77305257
what did he say that was wrong? stop defending duckula

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>people are betting on this fat midget

>>77305299
>this fat midget literally dominated the entire heavyweight division

>>77305319
Who is your favorite female UFC fighter?

>>77305319
People forget that DC heem'd roided Bigfoot coming off a nice win over Feyodor

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>>77305293
He should accept the reality that poopy pants is never gonna fight Bisping, he lost his chance forever. He might stick in the ufc and maybe sometime in the 2018 or later he will get his next title shot.
But for now GET OVER IT

>tfw someone hijacks your tripflag
need to start putting more hours in

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*heems self*

>>77305331
To think DC was +2000 to win the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix too.

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/6/24/2241814/alistair-overeem-strikeforce-heavyweight-grand-prix-odds-updated-is

>>77305347
>like just wait while he fights retirees, fakes injuries, and calls out welterweights
seriously?

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Featherweight to lightweight is a 10 pound weight gain

Light heavyweight to heavyweight is 60 pound weight gain

Remind me again why this bullshit exists?

McGregor apparently did the impossible and held two belts at once, when the difference between one division and the other is literally a big dump after going to a buffet.

If the classes were evenly spaced out Jon Jones would be champ in like 4 weight divisions simultaneously.

Joke sport.

>>77305382
Cry harder.

>>77305372
he wasn't in the original line up though, came in as a replacement

What's your favorite take down attempt of all time?

>>77305399
I know, those are the updated odds when he was in the tournament.

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>>77305330
Who is YOUR favorite female UFC fighter?

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>>77305382
shouldn't had to lost to a welterweight then

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>>77305400
Rory suplexing Nate out of welterweight 3 times in a row

>>77305372
Too bad overeem never fought him at hw that would have been interesting

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kek hes live now on instagram and shaving everything off

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>>77305390
A. FUCKING. LEAF.

>>77305425
says the fan of a man so scared he is begging Dana to fight a retired welterweight instead

>>77305450
Punished Jon by dec