/trans/ - LIVERPOOL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE (Asia Trophy) EDITION

>Manager Jurgen Klopp is to tell 25-year-old midfielder Philippe Coutinho that he cannot leave Liverpool for Barcelona, after the Reds rejected a £72m bid. (Times)

Liverpool centre-back Joe Gomez, 20, wants to stay at Anfield rather than go on loan with Brighton. (Liverpool Echo)

Swansea City are the latest club to be linked with a move for £20m-rated Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25. (Daily Telegraph)

Marseille manager Rudi Garcia has confirmed that Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, will not be joining the club. (Standard)

Birmingham City have rejected an opening offer from Hull City for 28-year-old defender Ryan Shotton. (Birmingham Mail)

Newcastle are looking for a new striker, says manager Rafael Benitez. (Newcastle Chronicle)

holy shit...liverpool finally won the premier league....

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cant believe city signed danilo

hes literally a clumsier version of john stones in right back form. zidane would often put him on for comedic purposes. he looked ok the last 6 months of this season but not worth 30+ million pounds

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*carves internally*

>>77254600
watching poop imploded should be fun

/casuals/

What's the point of nerman leaving Barca?
Just because Brazilian lads are also leaving?

>>77254511

Zidane BTF MLS just right now top kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ7kFKuGdFE

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C H A M P I O N S

>>77254658
taxes

>>77254666
Leave Barca to just evade taxes?

>>77254685
tens of millions every year, footballers retire by 34 so he will want to make as much as he can

>>77254685

British Tax Scheme is more profitable than in Spain, that's why so many football players are being sued here for tax evasion because they still use the British style one instead of adapt it to Spain.

Also catacucknia sucks and full of pakis and moors

>>77254696
I didn't know he's that kind of person tbqh
not that I care though

>>77254716
he's south american, ofc he is

>>77254731
Maybe he has to feed his relatives

who /full backs/ here?

So the Neymar to PSG thing isn't a complete meme rumour?

>>77254754
Nagatomo available here, hire me pep

Threadly reminder Neymar's dad made more the last 5 years than Messi did in the same period

>>77254761
well if nerman really wants to commit career suicide and psg stump up 200m then there isnt much barcelona can do to stop it.

>>77254511
>Mbappe to Halal Madrid

What's the purpose of this?

mummy's cooking curry

If Pep doesn't win the league after this window, he should really consider offing himself 2bh

>>77254842
Especially after all signing all these defenders, a DM and a goalkeeper..

>>77254842
It really would be a complete and utter blunder. £130m on fullbacks alone ffs.

>>77254913
>£130m on fullbacks alone ffs.
And he's going to make them play as interior midfielders

can't wait for spurs to finish above citeh and utd again to prove that throwing money at players instead of building a team doesn't work

>>77254952
>actually believing this
Jew on friendo

>>77254984
not your friendo

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>>77254952
just keep telling yourself that

>>77254952
and they'll win trophies while spurs concentrate on "putting the pressure on"

>>77254952
Ah yes the infamous 'finish above City and United' trophy.

Can they win it for a third time?

Who here /love is the answer?/

>>77254952
there's a strong correlation between league position and total wages.

>>77254952
Banking on Trippier and Lamela staying healthy is fucking stupid.

Get some value out of Sissoko and Janssen while you can and seriously buy some players. Between them and Walker, Spurs can get close to 80m just in players sold. Buy a real RB and winger.

023
024
didn't ask for a y*nk to pipe up

What happens if Pep doesn't win the league?
What if he doesn't win any cup?
What if he missed the top 4?

I tried to "tap up" a potential gf in the pub last night and got a drink thrown in my face. It probably wouldn't upset me that much but I went out alone.

>>77255020
This is funny but it's fucking true. Spurs can't accept just finishing above Shitty and Manure anymore.

Nothing less than winning the league should be acceptable this season and they need to spend like that is a reality.

>>77255057
You should have apologized.

>>77255057
Better that it happened alone than in front of all of your friends.

This way you can pretend it didn't happen

>don't go back to that pub for a while

Next time, grab her by the pussy.

>>77255057
did you release a statement?

>>77255085

She had already agreed a loan deal with black men fc

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you should go and watch this tonight anons instead of staying in on ur own and posting shit on here

>>77255111
Saw it yesterday, guess i'm just gonna post shit on here.

>>77255111
But then I'd have to go to the cinema on my own

>>77255178
That's the best though.

Go when you want, don't need to worry about waiting for others, get the seat that you want.

Villarreal have identified Crotone central defender Francesco Ceccherini as their replacement for Mateo Musacchio, who joined Milan last month

>Turkish giants Galatasaray are lining up a move for Villarreal full-back Jaume Costa in a deal worth up to €5m,

Man City are believed to be close to completing a deal to sign Real Madrid right-back Danilo, according to Sky sources.

The fee for the Brazil international will be £26.9m and the player is expected to have a medical in US that could take place within the next 24 hours.

>Stoke have confirmed that Austria forward Marko Arnautovic has joined West Ham on a five-year deal for a club-record fee

Kasper Schmeichel has insisted he is "fully committed" to Leicester City, reports the Mirror.

>SOUTHAMPTON WANT TO KEEP VAN DIJK

Speaking after Southampton's 2-2 draw at Brentford this afternoon, boss Mauricio Pellegrino says he hopes that Virgil van Dijk can still play a key role for the club this season.

>Juventus are close to signing Federico Bernardeschi from Fiorentina for €40m, according to reports on La Gazzetta dello Sport.

If Neymar is allowed to leave Barcelona, Juventus playmaker Paulo Dybala is the most obvious target to take his place, says Marca.

>Milan are still trying to sign Portuguese midfielder and former Manchester United transfer target Renato Sanchez on loan this summer, says Tuttosport.

Alri lads haven't been following sports for a while so if someone can fill me in on the best transfers so far and best potential transfers that'd be great. Thanks x

>>77254952
https://sincespurslastwonatrophy.co.uk/

Enough said.

>>77255266
don't support spurs just hate modern football simple as

>wake up
>masturbate for a bit
>get some eggs and potatoes for breakfast
>log in to /trans/
>Mbappe sold to real madrid
Welp. I have a feeling today is the day we hear the news about Nerman going to psg.

why are chelsea selling matic?

>>77255365
Isn't it obvious?

>>77255365
they got famyoko instead

>>77254952
spurs literally built that team by throwing money

>>77255365
He is (never was desu) that good.

>>77255365
too white

>>77255383
>>77255394
yeah but they in champers next year
need rotation surely

>>77255365
because they appreciate the potential memes

>50 gorillion for a squatting Fosu-Mensah

>>77255365
The most ungrateful modern club in Europe.

>>77255411
Chelsea are masking their power level mate
They dont want people thinking that they're actually good. They won the league last year so how they need to rebuild and finish like 4th.
Don't be surprised to see them spend £200m on some overrated player before the transfer window is over

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>why are you celebrating a worthless trophy Hendo?
>that Liverpool feel, pet

>>77255458
>first trophy on the way to the treble

>>77255411
These days most top clubs can't keep good players on the bench as fourth choice. Chelsea have Kante, Baka, and Fabregas, they are not able to hold on Matic. Selling Mikel was probably not a good idea. The only club with serious depth is Real these days.

>>77255436
Kill yourself fucking piece of shit. I'm waiting right outside of your house so we can have a fight and force you to suck my dick.

>>77255458
who else was playing in the Premier League™ Asia Trophy™?

>>77255500
leicester, palace & WBA

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>>77255125
same lad
easily the best picture of the year well so far anyway

>>77255477
Wew lad.

>>77255233
>spend the entire film with the nagging thought that the group of teeneagers two rows behind you are laughing at you
>constantly worried you'll bump into an acquaintance and have to explain to them that you're here on your own

>77255436
>Indonesian Arsenal bandwagoner calling any other club ungrateful
You do this just for replies, don't you.

>>77255515
a great day for ABLs then

>>77254659
What did he say?

So I committed a sin guys. I spent £4m on an 18 year old dm valued at £1.1m and I'm paying him £35k a week to sit on the bench and be a sub.

>Liverpool have been reduced to face Leicester, palace, and West Brom on their exotic friendlies
Lmao

>>77255582
Fuck off Roman

>>77255548
You know I'm right... he has been critical in their title wins and yet they are now trying to get rid of him.

>>77255591
The lad is at least versatile. He plays DC and DR as well as DM

>>77255526
Pretentious and souless. In the line of inception. Still you are probably right about It being the best (comercial) film of this year, which is sad.

I'm going for a whiskey on the beach, you guys think i can make make friends?

>>77255625
inception was great

>>77254952
City and United won trophies in the seasons spurs finished above them whilst tottenham ended up with nothing
They've also both actually won the league in the not too distant past.
You can be proud of what spurs have done but it's clearly an inferior approach.

P.S. Tottenham's spending is artificially low because their tiny pitch and abysmal cup runs means there's less need for rotating players

>>77255627
>pale man holding bottle of whiskey approaches you at beach
Sounds like a winner

>>77255178
I'd have no problems going alone but my local theater and football club have a 'no singles' policy in regards to buying tickets to games or showings.

>>77255647
I'm a young man, and scared !

>>77255108
>loan

When the contract is up will you be there to sign her even after being ran into the ground?

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>>77255663
for what purpose?

>>77255663
is it to stop shooters?

What hope is their, when you're 25 and all your dreams have fell to shit..

>>77255704
Be grateful you're not 38 and all your dreams have fell to shit.

>>77255680
>tfw I'm considering signing up an ex that handed in a transfer request and signed with a different guy, but now that contract ran out and she's on the market again
It's just so nice and familiar now we're talking and being all flirty again ;_;

>Planet of the Apes
>Dunkirk
Pick what I go see tonight (on my own)

>>77255704
that dying isnt the worst thing that can happen to you since you literally have nothing to lose

>>77254511
lel at moreno being the only one happy about this besides klopp

>>77254600
>fullbacks for 135m pounds

Is Pep's plan just to sign all the fullbacks in world football so nobody else can play formations with fullbacks?

>>77255465

They're playing in 3 pre-season cups?!

>>77254713
>that's why so many football players are being sued here for tax evasion because they still use the British style one instead of adapt it to Spain.
yeah.. like messi

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>>77255736
Wonder Woman

>>77255736
Porn

>>77255772
Already seen it, was shite
>>77255780
thanks

Dunkino it is

>>77255736

Just wait for the Yify releases.

>>77255704
>>77255740

I want to die, because there is nothing for me to live for, i'm sorry lads who have been nice to me throughout trans, but goodbye, i thank you for any support i have received but i hope you find happiness.

>>77255704

>25

Get a load of this newfag.

>>77254696
He could live off of what he's already made so far for the rest of his life, he's just a greedy cunt

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rooney scored again, decent goal, horrible kits


post awkward af marketing in preseason

>>77255881
>Human centipede episode 3

>>77255881
>tfw 5'4 and built like kante

>>77255881

Literally looks like they plucked an African kid from one of those charity adverts and stuck him in a kit.

Why have no premier league teams won the World Series?

>>77255736
Dunkirk is worth the admission ticket

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Me and veratti. He's pretty good

>>77256038
bit gay this

>>77256038
Bit gay

>>77256044
>>77256046
not gay if you say it was just a prank

or no homo

>>77256038
So that's why the Arabs want to sell him

>>77256038
Kinda gay

>>77256044
>>77256046
Veratti looks like a lesbian so it's not gay

>>77256038
imagine having this saved on your computer

>>77256066
ok you're the expert

Kane has scored more league goals since February 2016 than morata in his entire career

Britburkas proving yet again they're the worst posters on this site

>>77256091
lmao

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>>77256093
No saving them

>>77256101
WE

>>77256093
Why? Did a picture of a cock give you strange feelings again?

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>>77256091
Is Kane the new van Nistelrooy? Answer: Yes. Question now, is how many seasons of tap ins till Madrid notices..?

>>77256115
WUZ

Lukuku>Kane

>Liverpool reject £72m Barcelona bid for Philippe Coutinho: ‘we aren’t a selling club’
S-s-s-see, other clubs want our playrs, I-i-i-i- told you they were good

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>Russian league already started
>Zenit 2-1 Rubin Kazan, with a Driussi double

>>77256193
nobody says that coutinho isn't good

>>77256136
>real madrid ever being english players

never again, they learned their lesson

>>77256213
loads of people say thst

Coutinho is bang average

>>77256038
Why is this still up? Are janny/mods gay?

>>77256216
macca was great

>>77256213
Explain why people call him >le occasional blooter man then

>>77256240
He was up until the previous season imo. He looks like a class player everytime he's on the ball now.

>>77256235
only the most mentally ill of mentally ill ABL's

>we (Liverpool) aren't a selling club

umm sweetie, Torres, Suarez, Xabi Alonso, Arbeloa xx

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>>77256247
dunno

>>77256257
>filming young girls in a playground

>>77256264
>arnautovic
>£24m for that
bravo, gollivan

>>77256268
I thought this was a shitpost made up because of autistic tripfag hate, is he actually a pedo?

coutinho's basically gerrard 2.0

constantly turns down simple passes to his teammates in space for a speculative 40 yard shot

hazard>sanchez>coutinho

>>77256283
He's literally nothing like Gerrard

>>77256283
that's an appalling description of gerrard

just barefaced abl you can sod off lad

Mexican club Monterrey have announced the signing of left-back Leonel Vangioni from Milan for a fee reportedly up to €2m.

>Napoli midfielder Alberto Grassi will play for SPAL next season, his agent has confirmed. Reports suggest SPAL have agreed a season-long loan for Grassi, with an option to buy the 22-year-old next summer.

Malaga have set their sights on a deal for Sporting Lisbon full-back Ezequiel Schelotto with the Portuguese giants open to a move

>Getafe have completed the signing of highly-rated Serbian international goalkeeper Filip Manojlovic from Red Star Belgrade.

Zdravko Kuzmanovic will return to Malaga on a year-long loan deal from Basel for a second season, it has been confirmed.

>Zinedine Zidane has conceded Real Madrid are now ‘missing a striker’ following Alvaro Morata’s departure to English champions Chelsea.

Sevilla have approached Turkish giants Fenerbahce to enquire of central defender Simon Kjaer’s availability

>Alberto De La Bella is close to returning to Real Sociedad from Olympiakos only halfway through his two-year loan deal

New Leganes goalkeeper Ivan Cuellar has insisted he wants to ‘continue to grow’ as a player after moving from Sporting Gijon on a two-year deal.

>Portuguese giants Sporting Lisbon are closing in on a €2.5m deal for Granada defender Dimitiri Foulquier

Everton boss Ronald Koeman wants to throw relegated Hull City's Kamil Grosicki a Premier League lifeline, reports the Mirror.

>Paul Pogba is pushing Manchester United to sign Paris Saint-Germain right-back Serge Aurier, according to reports in the Daily Star.

Chelsea are back in for Swansea striker Fernando Llorente, claims the Daily Express.

>Real Madrid believe they will land Kylian Mbappe for a world-record £120m fee, reports the Sun.

Gerrard thought he was a zidane or scholesy and thought he could control the tempo of the game.

Gerrard was shit tho

>>77256173
SHAKASPEARZ

>>77256296
he never mentioned leicester mate

>nerman to psg ins't happening

fugg

>>77256329
FUCKING HILARIOUS OH MY FUCKING SIDES YOU SHOULD BE A FUCKING COMEDIAN

holy shit lads

>>77256296
hillsbruh >>96

>>77256339
heysel >>39

>>77256331
>he thought it ever was

wank is on the cards lads

>>77256347
grow up

dirk kuyt is the most underrated player of all time

Gf to me confirmed

durk kowt
dierk kite

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>>77256347
You're hard

>>77256393
derrrrk kowwwwwt la'

>>77256331
>He believed for a second the annualy tale of PSG spending billions on a star when they have never paid more than 60M for a player.

I thought Brits were supposed to have good "banter"

>>77256216
McManaman was great laddy.

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Levy ffs do something

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if i fake an interest in the arctic monkeys will i get laid

also new transfer to tottenham when

>>77256347
not gonna lie thats pretty impressive

>>77256038

Is this seriously veratti?

>>77256450
kek what match was this

>£20 million for Arnautovic

seriously?

>>77256450
>arctic monkeys
what is this, 2006?

>>77256449
lol the transfer money is going into your new stadium, no new signings m8

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>>77256497
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

so the merman deal is off he kisses his badge tonight? I feel like im watching an american housewife show with all this drama

>Halal sold 3 bench players to fund the next great player

they can't keep getting away with it

why do dumb teams keep falling for their trap

>>77256497
the fuck? that kike Levy is jewing the fuck out of Poch. He should resign.

>>77256524
made an incredible loss on Hames

>>77256489
I can't remember, but I know that it's a newcastle match, and i downloaded it onto my computer december 20, 2016. so sometime around that

>>77256507
why doesn't dier have a portugues accent

>be nerman sr
>need more millions for blow and hos
>start rumour of nerman to psg
>contact psg
>have family say nerman is going to psg
>have brazilian players say nerman is going to psg
>tell french press nerman is going to psg
>oh wow nerman is going to psg
>bet millions on nerman staying in barcelona
>nerman stays at barcelona
>collect your millionaire wins
>win in life

>>77256561
Because he went to an expat school

>A number of clubs across Spain and Europe have been put on alert after Unai Emery confirmed Grzgorz Krychowiak will leave Paris Saint-Germain this summer.

>The Poland international joined PSG for €34m from Sevilla last summer but has failed to make a notable impression during his one season in Paris.

>Atletico Madrid and Valencia are said to be among the clubs currently holding most interest, with Inter and Galatasaray also monitoring the situation, according to Diario AS.

>“I have already spoken with him [Krychowiak],” Emery, who coached the former Bordeaux midfielder at Sanchez Pizjuan, told reporters.

>“The best option is that he leaves, he hasn’t adapted to the team.

>“He is a quality player who is able to play in a great team it’s better that he finds another team where the style of play suits him bette

>>77256570
Not putting in a cheeky fiver on bonucci to milan at the beginning of summer. It's like you hate money

>>77256554
they make so much money making a loss on a single purchase doesn't matter

>>77256579
wouldn't have choked to barca if he played

>>77256579
>Not interleaved greentext

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>>77256515
do you guys still have the football crazy chocolate mad prime minister?

>>77256611
I do those for separate rumors. Now I quoted and entire article

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>>77256606
daily reminder that PSG sent a documentary team to film their glorious knockout of barcelona yet choked and lost 6-1 so binned all the footage

>>77256633
barcelona should have offered to buy all the footage and release the documentary themselves

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Are chelsea retarded? Why do they want to get rid of matic? If anything they need a deep squad

>>77256691
holy tits

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>>77256691
>he doesn't know about boga

>>77256605
and wasted a ton on memecious

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>>77256691
good webm

Can one of your English Gentlemen answer this for me. North Americans and spaghetti niggers ruined the thread.

>>77256522

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Dem thicc thighs

>>77256760
probably middlesbrough are smaller

not much in it though; middlesbrough had that european run

>>77256760
Middlesbrough have a bigger stadium

>>77256760
Watford

This Nerman saga shows how unprofessional Barca's board is, like they unironically believe the mes que un club stuff. They didn't suspect someone would be capable of shelling out 220 million, meanwhile at Real they cover this eventuality by having Bale, for example, at half a billion. Also, at Barca Roberto's fee is set at 40 million and Deulofeu is at 35 million, which is a joke.
They didn't learn anything from losing Thiago Alcantra.

>>77256760
Boro are bigger in recent memory

Watford don't have anything on the level of their europa league runs under mcclaren

>>77256833
Or a major trophy for that matter.

>>77256038
damn thats a strong jawline

>>77256830
They are fafafucked as far as wages

Cheers, lads/

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>>77256748
Thanks
Daily reminder there are people whose job is to twist nipples on models

>>77256837
need gal gadot to the beat the living shit out of me

>>77256038
FOOKN CHEW ON THA SHIT LUV

>>77256450
try mac demarco. neeks adore him. or if youre going for cool people (lol) try some entry level garage shit like flava d or my nu leng.

>>>/gif/10950549

>>77256621
ye he crazy

>>77256830
>They didn't suspect someone would be capable of shelling out 220 million
and they are right

>>77256830
why the fuck did they resign deulofeu

>>77256631
Oh ok, Anyway thank you for your effort with those. It really makes /trans/ more enjoyable.

I don't actually like cuckold porn but there is a webm in that thread that is like listening to ASMR. It's the third post. She is really cute too.

>>77256264
When do they all play rugby then? I must've missed that

>>77256955
to sell him in a year for two or three times what they bought him for

>>77256955
worth like double the buyback clause just by existing in post tv deal football

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>>77256988
cheers lad

I just started listening to European melodic death metal/metalcore again, lads. Feels good.

Can this aussie tripfag fuck off, thanks

>>77256935
nice, hope nagy and sallai do well

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Huge flop imminent.

>>77257579
origi looks whiter than usual here

>>77257149
thank

>>77257691
haha feeling peckish mate?

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>>77257702
yes can you fill my little tight mouth with your big cock?

>>77257579
who is he

>>77257783
origi

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HAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED ARSEKEKS. ENJOY NOT WINNING ANOTHER TROPHY. IMAGINE LOSING 3-0 TO CHELSEA'S C TEAM. FUCKING LOL.

ENJOY NO TOP 10 THIS YEAR ARSEKEKS!

HAAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

who's Neymar?

>>77257814
the brazilian tom daley

does anyone have the 1%, 10%, 100%, 1000% jesus pic

>Raul Jimenez from Benfica to Wet Spam

Holy shit, Everton signed Joshua Zirkzee. Liverpool and Arse were fighting for him and now he went to Everton.

Where is Dutch Anon to tell me if he's good or not.... Fuck sake.

>>77257913
You can't tell if a player is good or not by how well they do in Eredivisie

>>77258006
He's a 17 year old who got like 35 goals last season. It means he has some natural skill. It also means he can develop and become accustomed to PL. I hope he turns out great desu. I guess Everton offered him regular playing time.

Speaking of Everton, where has this money come from and the 5 or 6 new signings decided to come from?

>>77258041
They sold Lukaku for £75m and had a budget of like £100m anyways due to new owners a year or so ago

>>77257913
He's not good, classic Eredivisie meme in the mold of Altidore

that bristol tripfag is now posting on /tv/ lol

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>>77257579
How could he flop he's a champions league winner!

>>77258075
Ah so that explains it. The £100M before hand.

>>77258086
Shame. I'd have liked him to become GOAT like Suarez.. Cool name too. Plus he'll get Home Grown.

>Benjamin Mendy will fly to Los Angeles tomorrow to join up with the Manchester City squad & undergo a medical, according to RMC

>>77258121
Why would you sell your players, if you're Monaco and literally drown in money?

>Liverpool fans are unironically celebrating a pre season trophy

How glad are you when you remember you're not a Scouse monkey/sp/?

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>>77257847
Help yourself, leaf.

fucking hilarious how shit Arsecucks are. Might put a cheeky outside Top 10 bet on.

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>>77258121
>he will never actually be jesus

neymar BTFO

>>77258158
Monaco will buy or develop the next set of meme players to sell of next year for another £200+m

They have one of the best Academies in Europe and they buy shit tons of young talent for cheap

>>77258158
They have an agreement with the players that they can leave with they want to. Not exactly like that but somewhere in that neighbourhood. I do know if there are several bids the player gets to chose

>77258095
As long as he stays away from here I couldn't give a fuck where he posts.

>>77258158
Didn't the owners give up on the team and stop throwing money at it?

>>77258158
>>77258194
>>77258199
Oh also the owner Rybolev lost half his fortune in the worlds most expsensive divorce

>roma playing along with the kolarov miserable sod meme

>>77258199
That was Anzhi.

Monaco's owner lost a shitload through divorce.

Try to guess the league goals and assists for the following players

>Lukaku
18/6
>Morata
12/10
>Kane
23/9
>Chicharito
13/8
>Gabriel Jesus
20/9
>Lacazette
15/7

https://twitter.com/JamesPerceEcho/status/888873800070299648

It appears that negotiations between RB Leipzig and #LFC for Naby #Keita have reached a breakthrough. #LFC structuring payment around €85m

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>>77258221
>>77258228
Women, not even once.

>>77258239
can't be arsed to give you any arbitrary numbers but i reckon yours is close enough to my opinion

>>77258257
what the..

>>77258239
Pretty good imo.

>>77258257
alri fitizen
did you stop posting in /brit/? the other irish posters are cancer

>>77258257
fookin 'ell that's alot of money

>>96

>>77258224
Weird that they're being so meme happy baout signing a lazio fan

>>77258239
>Lukaku
20/8

>Morata
18/9

>Kane
25/10

>Chicharito
11/4

>Jesus
17/10

>Shitcashit
0/0

>>77258287
original mate

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>>77258257
>JamesPerce
>Perce

fuck you

>>77258257
keita finally convinced after pool won the prestigious EPLCup #ouryear

Liverpool proving that no really means yes

>>77258305
nah he pushed for the deal when he heard there was a prayer room

Glad they jewed them for 85 mn, then. LMAO.

>>77258161
bless you

wow people really don't check the tweeter do they

>"I hope, however, that I have the level in two, three years and could play for one of the very big clubs," Keita added.

>"This includes Barcelona, but it also includes Real Madrid or Manchester City."
Liverpool btfo by their record signing

>>77258333
I don't really care about liverpool so if some twat posts some fake twat then it's on them

I'll forget about it in 5 minutes time

Just imagine the scenes when Liverpool end up paying 96m for him

GET FUCKED. NO WAY WE WON'T GET TOP 4 AND CHALLENGE THIS YEAR. PFHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH.

1. Chelsea
2. City
3. Liverpool
4. United
5. Spurs
6. Everton
7. West Ham
8. Southampton
9. Mememouth
10. Lestah
11. ArseCuCks

>>77258339

>Foreign players now include Man City in the group of big clubs like Barca and Real

Because they've won what exactly?

From the ACTUAL James Pearce: http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-analysis-klopps-eyes-opened-13371679

>Klopp's Asian odyssey underlines Liverpool's global appeal

Liverpool embarked on the long journey home with the first piece of silverware of Jurgen Klopp's reign. The 2017 Premier League Asia Trophy is unlikely to figure highly on Klopp's CV, but this was a tangible sign of progress as the Reds gear up for the new campaign. Two decent contests against Premier League opposition, two deserved victories in front of an adoring Asian Kop. This summer has been far from plain sailing for Liverpool so far.

Delusion in full force. Refers to a preseason jolly as a genuine trophy.

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Any happenings in sight, lads?

>>77258391
>pre-season trophy which isn't the super cup meaning anything at all
>Liverpool fans
It's like saying winning the Community Shield is a Trophy

>>77258366

1. Liverpool
2. City
3. Chelsea (Conte sacked)
4. Spurs
5. United (Mou sacked)
6. Arselel (Wenger signs new 4 year deal)

>>77258391
>in front of an adoring Asian kop
lmao

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>>77258391
D A M A G E C O N T R O L !

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>>77258430
>1. Liverpool

>>77254713
what if they hired a fucking accountant? Do those not exist in Euroland?

>>77258416
Next 'big' deal to be comfirmed will be Bernardeschi to juve for 40m. Juve-Barca in 15 min then psg - spurs

>>77258428
But it is a trophy. United won 3 last year. Literally confirmed by the BBC. Stop being salty.

>>77258416
Yeah Keita to Liverpool

>>77258428
it's even less of a trophy than the community shield

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>>77258460

>liverpool
>winning a trophy

I don't think willy bloody allows it m8

>>77258438

How can they lose the title after signing Momo Salad, Nabul Kitea and some guy who helped get Hull relegated?

Plus the team that wins the Premiership Asian Cup wins the league the same season 100% of the time.

>>77258440
They do. Why do you think they're all getting in trouble for tax evasion? Some greedy fuck accountant tells them 'I've got this way to save you money, and best of all it's totally legal. You'll save €1m a year. Minus my 200k cut of course.' And because athletes are all either stupid as fuck, or greedy enough to go along with it they agree.

who's going to win the league in september mates?

>>77258479
The Super Cup?
It is played under competitive conditions unlike the community shield which is basically a Friendly with the number of subs allowed and teams actually tend to care if they win it or not.

>>77258484
No I mean the Community Shield is a trophy. What Pool won was meaningless. Just like the one Arsenal won and the one Chelsea won.

>>77258479

Tbf they had to win 2 matches to win the trophy and one of them was the same team United beat.

> Naby Keita to Liverpool: Reds agree £74.5m fee with RB Leipzig - sensational claim

GET FUCKED.

>>77258492
don't forget chelsea's 10th choice striker la

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>>77258531

>>77258531
>74.5m for a Shitter Kante
You where ripped off

>>77258563
He's nothing like Kante tho.

>>77258563
Different type of player.

Lads. I'm out. No signings for us. It's gonna be miserable next season. i just can't do it. Sick of this shit. United, City and Chelsea just buy their success and all the good clubs like Spurs and Liverpool are stuck because they don't buy success.

>>77258580
good post

>>77258531
>£85.4m for the African Andre Gomes

77258580
>liverpool
>good club
No (You) for you.

>>77258563
more like a tucu pereyra

>>77258520
And Arsenal beat Bayern and won a cup as well in pre-season, means fucking nothing.

>>77258599
I'm a Spurs supporter, mate, read the fucking post. Liverpool have made several signings; we've made none.

>>77258617
Point still stands, yid.

>>77258531

>$167m for a shitter Phil Bardsley

KOLAROV JOINS ROMA

>Aleksandar Kolarov has joined Roma on a permanent deal from Man City.

>The Serbian spent seven years at the Etihad Stadium, a period that saw the Club win two Premier League titles, an FA Cup and two League Cups.

>The left back will now join up with the Italian side in Boston on their pre-season tour of the USA and begin the next chapter of his career.

https://twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/888873801831727104

top kek

>>77258630
Explain how we aren't the good club. We use youths, we don't buy our success, we have a good net spend. United, City and Chelsea spend hundred of millions each year and don't win anything of worth to make up for that spend, but JF and gloryhunters support them because they need to feel something in their lives.

Disgusting and I'm sick of it. Every year since 2003.

>>77258649
serbian_jingle_bells.webm

>>77258649
that's pretty good lol

>>77258649
This one I actually liked

>>77258674
>use youths
>when Arsenal are the No.1 club for giving time to their youths

LEL.

>>77258649
Nice. I hope Kolarov knew beforehand tho

>>77258649
Roma been watching city tv for inspiration

>>77258735
Guy reading and kolarov is not in the same frame. They probably just recorded Kolarov staring in to the wall and saying no the other stuff was done beforehand