/heem/

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>>77202505

Upcoming fights:

7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/22: ACB 65 - Silva vs Agnaev
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 4
8/5: ACB 66 - Young Eagles 20
8/5: UFC Fight Night 114 - Pettis vs Moreno
8/18: M1 Challenge - Battle in the Taiga
8/19: ACB 67 - Cooper vs Berkhamov
8/25: Bellator 182 - Koreshkov vs Njokuani
8/25: Glory 44 - Chicago
8/31: Invicta FC 25 - Kunitskaya vs Pa'aluhi
9/2: UFC Fight Night 115 - Struve vs Volkov

Previous thread: >>77198317

News:

>TUF 26 to premier in August
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/justin-gaethje-eddie-the-ultimate-fighter-26-premier-debut-date

>Khabib is asked by fan to punch him, does so
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/18/15990868/khabib-nurmagomedov-punches-crazy-fan-who-asked-for-it

>Yamasaki stands by Chiesa-Lee stoppage
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/mario-yamasaki-stands-by-controversial-kevin-lee-michael-chiesa-stoppage

>Mike Jackson fighting again
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/lfa-18-kevin-aguilar-justin-rader-title-fight-and-journalistex-mike-jackson

>>77202505
missing ACB, which is in 8 hours

and this facebook ffcperu
which has a live card out of peru in maybe 17

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Show some respect to the heavyweight champ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPImK4ls4XQ

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>>77202515

>>77202505
hass platinum got a fight yet

also who is the manlet that keeps getting posted by some amerifat on /heem/

whats his significance?

>>77202515
do you have the arm triangle RNC sub webm from the main event ?

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Why are girls so cute in everything they do, lads?

Look at this pic, these chicks don't look like they could heem a fly. But here they are, dressed in full gis like real fighters, listening to sensei.

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>>77202512
-reader response proponents bow to Aramini
-In contact with cacogens
-Possesses professor-like abilities
-Control Arizona with an iron but fair fist
-Owns circus tents globally
-Direct descendant of Rocky Marciano
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Wolfengrad will be be the first city; btw the symbol of Mars is the wolf, and the name Marc, his name, means dedicated to Mars)
-Owns 99% of book editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Aramini babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & The Vatican
-He owns Theodicy R&D labs around the world
-You likely have theodicy inside you right now
-Aramini and Wolfe are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the CATHOLIC Church. Who do you think set up the apotropaic rituals that continually forestall your eternal damnation?

>>77202536
Is he just some dude from eastern europe? like lithcuck?

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>>77202554
>aramini
>eastern europe

>>77202536
give me a rundown on gene wolfe

>>77202558
why did you end up posting pictures of this guy on /heem/?

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>>77202559
his hands are large and spatulate

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Good morning my men

How did my fellow bongs get on last night with that crazy storm?

Couldn't sleep a wink in the westcountry with those constant flashes. Also a pleb little town in Cornwall got btfo

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>>77202570
he's a confirmed 160 iq, perfect SAT score, wolfe-scholar who is also a fite fan guido and who exhibits a strange resonance with /heem/ memes both going forward and backward in time (christ does something similar in wolfe's view)

>Brian Schwabb

>>77202580
I didn't hear nothing

>>77202598
what forum is that and who is brian schwabb

>>77202598
> A boxer can kick and elbow just as good as an MMA fighter in the streets
> Pacquiao will beat Diaz in a street fight

Imagine being this butt hurt over pillowtap being dead.

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>>77202626
MMA fighters can punch, but boxers can punch and also move out of the way

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>>77202622
>who is brian schwabb
excuse me?

>>77202626
imagine being this butthurt over deconstructivist reader response theories of TBOTNS being dead

Slept is the worst term in combat sports.

>>77202637
That pic also show he has no problem with people with long reach. Pretty sure that guy has longer arm then McGregor

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Why are people so sure about JBJ winning? Last time it was very close decision, and Jones was at his peak performance. Now, he might very well be at his worst.

I love JBJ, and I think he's the greatest LHW GOAT of all time, but I think there's a big chance he's gonna lose this one.

From every video, you can tell he's not mentally there, he's shook, and DC is in his head. And the rust isn't helping.

Just look at his twitter, DC is completely under his skin.
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/887352757841088512
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/887162017307435008
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/887352307259588609
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/887161204841435137

I hope he can handle a loss, and he's not gonna Ronda that shit. Unlike Ronda, if he goes forward and works his way up, he will be the champ again.

Hopefully Matt Hughes remains in a vegetative state for years and when his family finally decides to cut the cord their last thought will be they should've cut it a long time ago to save Matt from being in a vegetative state for so many years

>>77202661

I like how things have turned out. I was a huge Jones fan and loved him merking DC the first time. Now though I'm completely /DC/. I think he'll beat Jones.

>>77202670
suicide attempt?

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>>77202652


OW HE SLEPT HIM

>>77202680
kek

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>>77202680
JUST LIKE THAT

Anyone else unironically think McGregor is going to win by KO?

>>77202703
Everyone who isn't a complete casual has known that will happen for months.

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>>77202703
I believe that in an ironic way only

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>>77202703
>he's just now realizing this

>>77202703
conor wont be able to break floyds guard

>>77202703
>>77202711
>>77202716
>>77202731
Real fighters don't quit

>>77202748
YEÀAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>77202746

>>77202761
conor will gas in the 5th and get picked apart by floyd before being knocked out in the 7th

>>77202703
He won't be even able to get enough power and speed to knock out him with those heavy gloves. And even if he could, he literally can't touch Mayweather. It's like a GOAT nascar driver versus pretty good rallye driver. Rallye is surely more complete, and both basically just drive cars, but there is no way the rallye driver is winning in a nascar race.

>>77202782
But can Floyd take that left hand shot?

>>77202731
based tom poster

>>77202782
I think you underestimate Conor's strength

Dude has a nasty left hook

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>>77202766
>knocked out in the 7th

>>77202806
Its floyds last fight he'll let his hands go trust me

>>77202813
Trust me his hands will go.. straight to the hospital after the fight. Little bitch hands.

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>>77202782
they say every dog has it's day, czech, but conor's a goddamn wolf

why didn't he say
"let's do the MMA match and see who's tapping"
When Floyd started to bully him?

Also estimate Floyd's IQ over/under half of Conrads IQ? Conrad is in 110-120 range btw.

>>77202828
Casper knew this.

>>77202830
back to the discord with you

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>>77202531
>Girl Fight MMA

Interesting.

>tfw amerifat and will never know the joy of shagging qt birds on the island of fernandos w/ the lads

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Where is the free money?

>>77202850
Elkins and Almeida parlay

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>>77202848

>>77202848
what do you call that submission move lad
i wouldnt mind getting choked by her tbqh

>>77202890
you call it "lean back and youre out"

>>77202878

Can you imagine losing to a girl in a fight? Like, I can understand maybe she sucker punches you just right or ambushes you in some way and knocks you out, it's unlikely but shit happens... but an actual 1v1 where you're both squared up and ready, in front of an audience? Even at a competition maybe?

Christ, I'd permaheem myself.

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>>77202878
>tfw can't play fight with girls because they always take shit too seriously

>>77202899
she's also technically a lower rank then the boy too. He's a yellow belt with one stripe.

She's a white belt 2 stripe (almost yellow belt)

that mean's shes only had like 6-8 months of experience to his 12-14 months of experience.

>>77202904
that little girl can gnp tho

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>>77202899

Girls heeming goofs is my favorite thing.

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>>77202919
better then some men's

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>>77202930

Different angle.

>>77202841
no discord sorry

>>77202930
>>77202938
story?

>>77202930
>>77202938

Were those knees legal though? He didn't have a hand down but he was leaning on her.

When Jon submits DC, split decisions Gus and completely destroys Manuwa should UFC just count those in to his title defense streak?

>>77202956
>Jones
>finishing anyone
>ever again

>>77202938
based pride rules middle schooler

>>77202938
I need more !

>>77202849
Manchild loser, im guaranteed to heem you

>>77203036
Francis Ngannou

DC gonna win lads

double knockout for DC vs JJ

>>77203055
Dont think its possible, would like to see how thoroughly jon can break him on 5 rds of wrestling though

>>77203084
it's not like wrestling is his only way to win

>>77203084
Bad nigg off PEDs, good nigg gonna fuck him up so bad in 1 & 2 he gonna tap in 3

>>77203107
His striking looks worse these days plus he put on all that muscle, if dc is gonna win its gonna be by ko

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Anyone see this shit? Coach Kavanagh posted a video showing all the eye poked Ponz blasted Gunni with.

>>77203215
Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrrAbjNbF7I

>>77203215
yeah, it was actually much worse than thought

seems like ponz was intentionally going for eyepokes desu

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HEAT LIKE HARDY!!!

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>>77203244

Most eyepokes in UFC are intentional.

>>77203244
The last one looked intentional, why didn't Gunnar say anything ffs

>>77203254
ohhh a great one to xray

>>77203272
he said he felt he had him rocked so he just went for the finish instead of stopping

the viking warrior way

>>77202930
>>77202938


fucking kek, hopefully that kid killed himself out of shame later

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New BJJ Scout. He really upped the production values for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq96XmBWSn4

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>>77203254

>>77203268
post part 2 with the strapon

>>77203272
>>77203223
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/887424327515160576/video/1

Deal with it.

>>77203244
Yeah, the shorts grab was also another blatant thing, nothing actually came from it, but just another blatant foul.

guys i heem'd my back moving a fridge for my mum now i have to miss juijitsu for 2 weeks post some heems to cheer me up

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>>77203431
tfw i got point blank heemed in the ankle by a roman candle on the 4th and my instuctor is terrified of staph so he wouldnt let me roll with even a gauze wrap bc it was gross

at least yours was a noble cause

>>77203431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiULXX9w4O8
gws

>>77203431
https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/887540689117921280

>>77203466
rip dude, but it's probably safer to let shit heal anyway

>>77203483
>>77203496
cheers bros, I actually watching contenders before I left this morning, O'Malley looks exciting as fuck but he needs to get better defensively and we didn't see his ground game.

>>77203552
Not sure he even has one.

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Low key? I'd smash.

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>>77203431

Here's a double heem.

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>>77203683
fuckin christ bro

>>77202661
>Why are people so sure about JBJ winning?
Massive reach advantage.

JJ's reach is to JJ's division as Conor's weight-cutting ability is to Conor's division.

>>77202830
>Conrad is in 110-120 range btw.
Connie confirmed for 107.

>>77202930
the version with sound is so much better, with the teacher/principal yelling, "Who is that girl? Stop that girl!"

That girl is the hero we need.

>>77202967
Nice.
She knew better than to leave it to the judges.

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>>77202930
>the way she books it afterwards

also first day of jiu jistu memories rushing back

how many cheeky roids will conrad be sneaking in for the fight?

>>77202930
>>77202938
YASSSSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>77203323
>https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/887424327515160576/video/1
Making it Gunnar's responsibility to stop the fight and complain about the first eye-poke.
lol
this fucking idiot.
we've seen guy's get KO'd when they attempt to stop in the middle of a fight and complain or whatever.
That's a stupid suggestion.
Video review is the only solution to this.

"How can you over turn a fight?"
You overturn it, that's how.
Simple.

Also: immediate rematch.

>>77203866
>the way she books it afterwards
There's a teacher chasing her and yelling "STOP HER!".

>>77203431
what a weakling, dont skip deadlift day maybe faggot

>>77202748
Nate tapped faster than Conor.

Nate is a quitter

>>77203970
Real fighters don't quit

>>77203970
not one, not two,...

>>77204068
Name a real fighter

>>77204082
Real fighters don't quit

>>77204082
Daniel Kormijej

>>77202505
>>77202515
I didn't know this was 2 different people. You 2 should be friends in real life you're both wackos.

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>>77204119
Who in your opinion fits the definition of a "real fighter"?

>>77204082
jon jones

arm snapped still won, trt vitor too

>>77204191
Real fighters don't quit

>>77204191
I understand being told once, being told twice... but three times?!

>>77204119
>>77204082
me

>>77204204
real fighters don't fail drug tests

>>77204082
money

>>77204082
the train that heemed Matt Hughes

>>77204209
Lets make it 4 :^)

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>>77204082
marc aramini

>>77204248
i rate lithcuck against this guy

lithcuck is more game than him

i'm the only real fighter

>>77204215
cant help that he has a big dick

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The Snakepit is around a 35 minute drive from me.

If you had a chance to learn Catch wrestling would you do?

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>>77204261
heeminder that this is what lithcuck looked like before TRT

>>77204291
what does he look like now?

>>77204283
His brother also failed a drug test in the NFL

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>>77204352
rawr xD

>>77204291
>>77204397
>saving pictures of a shirtless kid

Wheeler did knock out McGregor, but it wasn't in preperation for this fight.

>>77204415
you wish

>>77204415
Of course it wasn't, McGregor is gonna win in 4 rounds 100% my friend.

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>>77204284
Fuck yeah

>>77204219
he said fighter not freighter

>>77204480
the conductor that operated the train that heemed Matt Hughes

>>77204291

I thought he was tall. He looks like a manlet there.

>>77204082
you

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>>77204491

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Is he /ourguy/?

>>77204504
he looks like a jew

>>77204504
>Be careful of USADA
kek

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>>77204397
>>77204291

>rare lithdancer 2
>rare lithdancer 25
>having at least 25 pictures of lithcuck
>very likely more than that

Literally why

What is wrong with you faggots

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post yfw Conor completely angles my man Floyd so hard

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Heeminder: Heather Hardy is the Queen of /heem

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>>77204671

>tfw graduated

anyone have a /heem/ related job?

>>77204746
no but my buddy works for monster energy, he's being "forced" to go to vegas to do promo work for may/mac, and gets free tickets to the fight. he hates vegas, boxing, and rarely watches mma anymore.

>>77204746
Congratulations, la'.

What is your degree?

>>77204780
>business management

mickey mouse degree but at least I got a 2:1

>>77204780
thank la btw

>>77204817
Does this mean you can waltz into a manager role straight away?

>>77204746
Unironically host unlicened boxing

It's legal in England and Wales

>>77204836
strong doubt, unless its a startup or something.

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>mfw I could heem every in this thread

>>77204746
sometimes i wanna heem my coworkers if thats what u mean

>>77204866
these queer brits for sure

>>77204774

>free tickets to the fight

Aren't even the cheapest shit seats like $5000?

He could sell them

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>>77204866
But can you reach stuff from the top shelf ?

>>77204890
idk it's some corporate thing. you can't sell them because your name is on a list and youre given an id to get in and out of the building or something.

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>AYO
>HOL UP
>GIMME DAT BACKSACK

So how do you feel about Bork coming back?

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/brock-lesnar/report-former-ufc-heavyweight-brock-lesnar-returning-ufc/

>>77202691
It was the third punch he threw you blind motherfucker.

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>>77205155
Yeah but Rogan said THE FIRST PUNCH HE THREW

>>77205134
blessed

>>77205134
I'm not surprised, motherfuckers

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>>77205134
Don't like him, would like to see Stipe heem.... him

>>77205134
I'll wait until Dave Meltzer confirms

Bork vs Reem 2 or Bork vs Stipe?

>>77205300
Stipe

>>77205300
I think Hunt wants a rematch

>>77205134
Bork v Jones.

>>77205314
Nobody wants to see that except Hunt.

>>77205300
Broq v Ngannou

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Anyone else pretty hyped about this card? I like it better than 90% of PPVs this year.

>>77205338
Main card is short but spicy. Should be a fun night. No WMMA in main card either.

>>77205338
Darren "The Human Retard" Elkins is always good for a watch

>>77205338
>no wMMA
Why even watch it?

Boetsch gets the loser of Weidman/Gastelum.

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>>77205338
It's alright but I wouldn't call it better than 90% PPV's. Hyped for my boy Kelvin, hopefully he won't fuck up this time

>>77205370
More like BAEtsch, am I right?

>>77205338
Even though I would quite enjoy Weidman dropping 4 in a row, I don't see Kelvin being able to handle him. His two middleweight wins were against the ghost of vitor and the shell of tim kennedy. In reality he's simply too small for this division

>>77205399
Weidman is done its gonna be exactly like the Kennedy fight

>>77205399
If Whittaker can be an interim champion I think Kelvin ain't too small either, sure he gives up a lot of reach but he's very thick, akin to DC at LHW

>>77205410
Wouldn't say he's done. He held his own against Mousasi and Romero and just chokes after the first 2 rounds. He's only 33 years old, could enter his prime now.

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>>77202930
>>77202938
>that persistent single-leg takedown
>those vicious knees to the face
That kid got fucking dominated.

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Also, why doesn't DC just break those legs? Looks like one kick could do that.

>>77205455
Jon doesn't let him get close.

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>>77205013

>>77205463
He can't use the eye poking meme now, he still can keep distance, but it will surely be harder for him.

>>77205134
PRAISE ALLAH LADS

>>77205455
...Jones with that oblique kick

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>>77205455
Those legs are sturdier than they look, he broke OSP's arm with a kick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luPcXDoJZaI

>>77205439
>and just chokes after the first 2 rounds

This is five.

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Why is her head so fucking big my guys

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>>77202967
no one can take dat left

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>>77205491
>He can't use the eye poking meme now

you sure about that ?

>>77205455
he deadlifting a retarded amount at 6'4 so they're way stronger than they look

>>77205439
>could enter his prime now.
Yea, no. His time has already passed (thanks usada)

Bork will definitely fight Cain or Overeem to get those losses back. The only reason he came back was to prove he only declined in the octagon because of his illness.

Overeem is wrapped up with Stipe so he'll likely have a rematch with Cain permitting he doesn't heem himself again. Although the top brass may think a rematch for the title with stipe is too soon and throw overeem to brock. Brock fighting anyone but those two makes no sense.

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I used to believe that Woodley is always angry because he is a nigger. But look at this

HE IS A FUCKING MANLET!

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He just can't wait to get back on the cocaine.

>>77204817

What's your emphasis m8? Something useful like statistics, controlling, financial maths, taxation and auditing?

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Thats sick

HARDY WORK!!!!

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>>77205584
>Tyron Lanket Woodley

how deceptive

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>>77205521

Why was gaethje added

HOLY FUCK RIZIN IS THIS SUNDAY

>>77202691
apples and oranges. do you believe jose has spent AT LEAST a decade training only boxing technique?

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>>77205641

>>77205590
This guy is setting himself up to be humiliated. DC is motivated and has been way more active.

>>77202703
but THREE TIMES? cmon maaan

>>77205613
no real emphasis really, done a bit of everything. thinking of going into real estate desu

>>77205645
It's on the 30th m8

>>77202850
weirdman
grabowski
laflare

>>77205338
youre excited to see not just pat cummins fight but on the main card....... get your shit straight man.

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Madison Square Garden November 3rd

GSP vs Woodley
Bork vs Reem 2

>>77205134
I'd be really hyped but I'm pretty sure this is bullshit.

Main reason is because Brock retired again after 200, meaning that he left the USADA testing pool and stopped serving his suspension, which I believe was 2 years.
If he wanted to come back in, the suspension would resume, he hasn't been serving it whilst he was retired, that's not how it works.


Also Paul Heyman? Kek, that's his on TV mandrama manager, I don't think he's actually working with Brock to do deals with Dana lmao. This whole article reads like it's fetching hard based off two tweets from someone.

Helwani says it's bullshit

>>77205754
it was a one year suspension

>>77205754
He had a year suspension and he came out of the testing pool around may of this year. So he only has around 2 months of his suspension left so he has plenty of time for the suspension to be up for november

>>77205770
Was it? I remember it being 2. Point still stands though, and if >>77205764 is right then it's even more likely just made up bollocks.
I honestly double checked to see if the article was published on April 1

https://twitter.com/TalkMMA/status/887490008311050241

Apparently Brock is back in the USADA testing pool already

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HEAD MOVEMENT

>>77205783
Helwani is just playing it down because he didn't break it

>>77205778
>he came out of the testing pool around may of this year.
What's your source for this? I thought he left the testing pool as soon as he retired, which was in February.
The suspension started around July

Bork vs Micocic confirmed

who cares brocks fights are boring

>>77205814
No they aren't.....

>>77205814
he f5'd mark hunt m8

>>77205805
Well there's also the reports of "Paul Heyman"
I mean, really? When's he ever been cited as being anything more than on screen manager for Brock. I've never heard of Brock's first sting in the UFC or his return stint being Paul Heyman's work

>>77205817
ok there Springsperg

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>>77205812
proofs?

>>77205829
You're guaranteed action in a Bork fight whether he is or isn't on the receiving end. The Hunt fight was a fluke.

>>77205812
Rankings wise I unironically thing if Ngannou gets past JDS they could make Brock/Ngannou

Brock won Hunt, dominated him actually which in itself puts him near the top. Brock's just such a physical specimen I actually favour him in a lot of matchups, perhaps even against Stipe.
Cain rematch would be fun desu

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>>77205805
Helwani is just scared shitless of breaking any news regarding Lesnar now

>nice job ya got there with showtime covering Goob tour, would be a shame if somebody took it away from you, ya fuckin goof

>>77205844
>Brock/Ngannou
never considered this fight, I like it a lot, I think Brock would get BLACKED

Has Stipe even been tested against a good wrestler yet?

>>77205828
Heyman is unironically Brock's best friend.

>>77205844
Brock was ranked #5 after he beat hunt.

They should let him fight stipe. We're already mandrama so any of the muh sports integrity is mute. Stipe would get rag dolled by Bork and he is chinny too.

>>77205859
Brock can take a punch. Hunt landed well and Carwin beat the absolute shit out of Lesnar for five minutes. I think Ngannou gets put on his back and has no idea what the fuck to do to get up three times.

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>>77205859
Fun fact, anytime Brock has faced a black man in the cage he had been TKO'd

>>77205860
stipe is a wrestler you idiot he was a smoker when he first started out primarily as a wrestler

if you want to post on /heem/ you need to know the backgrounds of every champ at the very least

if you want to be respected you need to know all the top fighters backgrounds and watched at least 1000 fights

>>77205860
what do you consider a good wrestler?

>>77205889
Casuals don't understand there is a difference between not liking being hit and not being able to take a hit.

Brock can take a hit better than everyone except for hunt or nelson.

Andre Ward should have got the ESPN fighter award, not mighty meme

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>>77205939
Boxing isn't fightin, yeh

>>77205747
>GSP vs Woodley

Don't you mean GSP vs Maia?

>>77205957
Am I the only one who saw the irony in goober saying how he is a 'real' complete fighter when he's primarily a kickboxer? With the way gooby talks you'd think he was a NCAA champ.

Him and Floyd would probably last the same amount of time in a grappling match lol

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>>77205904

>that feelio when its Overeems fault they don't give post fight interviews to KO victims anymore

>>77205885
>Stipe would get rag dolled by Bork and he is chinny too
Isn't that crazy that a guy that's been away from the sport for so long can actually reasonably be considered as beating the #1?

Does it speak more about the sport or just the HW division? I think it's the latter

how many fights have you watched /heem/?

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>>77206000
Goobert isn't THAT bad at grappling

>>77205860
Stipe did a worse number on Hunt than Brock did

>>77205957
Mighty meme beat 2 cans

DC and stipe deserved it more than him
Beating rumble once is better than beating 10 tim elliots

>>77206019
One punch can end a fight at HW.

>>77206000
>Goober
>kickboxer

He doesn't kick like a kickboxer at all. Looks more like someone with kempo or karate background kicking.

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>>77205885
>stipe
>chinny

Took clean shots from reem and jds and recovered, he has a good chin

>>77205866
Best friend doesn't translate to meetings with the UFC

>>77206088
This, people don't understand that nobody at heavyweight is safe from being knocked down. Recovery is everything at heavyweight, which is why Brock and Stipe do indeed have good chins.

>>77206032
Holloway was 18 and a white belt

>>77206025
1001

>>77206071
I meant his general skillset is that of a kickboxer.

Yeah his actual style is very karate/taekwondo based .

>>77206101
Conor is only 4 years older

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>>77206025
Over 9000

>>77206155
And at the time was training with the best team in the UK (Holloway was in his garage) and had about three times as much pro MMA experience

>>77206088
He was visibly rocked in those fights and a bread and butter wrestler like Bork would take him down and GnP him if he got him on queer street.

Bork, hunt and nelson never are wobbly after punches

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>pain

I had some idiot on here a couple weeks ago laugh at me when I said Brock would have smashed randy, and now that he might be making a comeback all I'm seeing is
>Top 5 hw lmao
>Beat hunt lmao
But I guess you all were too busy spamming schaub to actually discuss mma

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>>77206246
>would have smashed randy

>>77206246
>wah why did no one pay attention to me before
get over yourself lmao millennial

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>>77206246
>Brock would have smashed randy

>>77206246
I think we were laughing at you because you posted a picture of Lesnar vs Couture and then claimed they had never fought.

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>>77206241
why you do this

>>77206246
He did smash Randy if you consider throwing his lunchbox sized mitt into his temple as smashing someone's boy

How many PPV's would Brock vs Fedor have done in 2010?

>>77206274
You're right I just wanted some easy (you)s

>>77206295
2 million

>>77206295
Fedor is PPV poison. Even Brock couldn't put him over 500k.

>>77206241
He looked like an old man getting up from the couch after a nap trying to stand up from that knockdown. I hope he retires

>>77206319
When Brock fought for K-1 he did dogshit numbers too. The PPV market in MMA doesn't exist outside the UFC.

>>77206330
Eh the last 2 bellator ppvs have had a healthy buyrate but historically you're right. The affliction cards didn't even break 100k and those were probably some of the most stacked events at the time

>>77206377
Bellator's numbers really surprise me, I think a lot of their success comes from being on Spike for a few years now, which was the place the UFC originally blew up on. Affliction and PRIDE never got a chance to introduce themselves as a TV product first.

>>77206377
>the last 2 bellator ppvs have had a healthy buyrate

The first one did less than 100k and we haven't heard anything at all about the buyrate of the second, except that it's shit by way of Askren.

>>77206319
I think SF was on Showtime if memory serves. Has he even been on any PPV events besides Affliction and Bellator NYC?

>>77206400
Fucking this. that's a terrible number.

>>77206400
The prelim ratings, which are generally a pretty good indicator, were Bellator's best ever. I'd say it did over 100k but no more than 120.

>>77206437
The estimates are 50-75k

>>77206407
Bodog and PRIDE. Neither of which had any foothold as a PPV property in the United States.

>>77206449
For Bellator NYC? Who's estimates are those?

Madidi's contract is up for grabs. UFC is lowballing him.

>>77206470
The same guy who says Lesnar is coming back

Anyways, it's been nearly three weeks. If the buyrate was looking decent someone from Bellator would have leaked it for promotional purposes. The fact nothing has come out yet pretty much says the no one bought it.

>>77206485
thought he said he would retire after his last fight

>>77206485
He's old as shit, lost two in a row, and is a PR risk, UFC would be right to send him on his way

>>77206492
@TalkMMA? He's a fucking joke. Same guy that said McGregor got KO'd in sparring before the Alvarez fight. There's a reason no outlet works with him.

>>77206422
Depends. If all they needed to do was make up the loss they took from Fedor's show money the first time around then they probably did fine. It's only cause for concern if they need to go to PPV regularly to tun a profit which may or may not be the case yet.

>>77206452
Yeah, I'm deliberately discounting Pride since it was clearly built for the Japanese TV market.

>>77206525
They hyped that show up as their biggest ever. if it did less than 100k, no way they would they let that news out. it would be embarrassing.

>>77206400
Shit I thought rampage King mo broke 100k. Everything I've heard about this one has it above 200k

>>77206538
You're kind of missing the point

>>77206581
Meltzer pegged it at around 65k, and then president of Spike said that it did dead on 100k. I think somewhere in the middle is reasonable, given that we never get hard numbers.

>>77203215
if this was a normie board there would be a shooting stars meme of this guy face planting

>>77206592
What's your fucking point?

In all likelihood they didn't get enough buys to cover Fedor.

They keep handing out big contracts to mid tier or washed up fighters. Yeah, the lead in show on Spike did it's best ratings yet, but the only way they are going to be able to turn a profit is if ratings keep going up and they get sponsor money. If they keep putting on shit tier ppvs that's not going to happen.

>>77206581
>Everything I've heard about this one has it above 200k
Find new sources.

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How tall is Woodley really?

>>77206696
Tall enough to have P4P best bunda in the game (MMA + WMMA) desu senpai

>>77206675
>They keep handing out big contracts to mid tier or washed up fighters.
Because those are the ones that draw eyeballs. As much as it pains me to say, nobody cares about Douglas Lima enough to pay to watch him fight.

>>77206712
Evidently they don't draw eyeballs.