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Previous thread: >>77170226
News:
>UFC Fight Night 113 results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-fight-night-113-play-by-play-and-live-results-noon-et
>>77171274
bisping is bullying poor karyn
Current
>>77171255
>>77171255
>>77171316
cant wait for shitking to get knocked the fuck out by Whittaker. what an asshole.
>>77171332
will be a great day for mma bud, lmao lol
Thats was quite brutal
>>77171326
Wrong thread, anon
>>77171332
Whittaker is basically a newer, better version of him with a more well-rounded striking game. Bisping has no chance.
michelle waterson should not be analyst
>>77171332
DONT LEAVE YOUR CHIN OUT BUDDEH
What is Iceland's stance on muslim migrants? Do they let a bunch in? Trying to decide if I should be happy or sad about Gunni losing
>>77171357
Maia look of approval on the left lol
>>77171380
>how long ya been retired now
heeminder that this is only the second time that the home team has lost
>>77171433
B R I T A I N
heeminder that no one on heem knows what theyre talking about
I think it's better to watch the post fight stuff then the actual event just for Bisping shitting on everyone
>>77171433
>Have fight card in Scotland
>Book it so the Scottish fighters lose
What did wme mean by this?
heeminder that this goof is among us and refuses to apologize
Daily reminder that """"fights""""" that end without a KO, TKO or submisson should be draws
does paul feyodor train with cowboy?
>>77171316
Bisping is the worst he constantly "jokes" with other people but can't take one himself
Him talking all that shit about Romero after ducking him for so long
fuck Bisping
Post your boys
>>77171471
To be fair calderwood was a good matchup for Cynthia and she still didn't look that great even though she won
>>77171462
He talks an awful lot of shit for a guy who'd lose to about 8 different middleweights
Paul Felder ;_;
Post fight presser is live
https://youtu.be/aibqmP0I8WY
https://youtu.be/aibqmP0I8WY
https://youtu.be/aibqmP0I8WY
>>77171493
>30-27
>didn't look that great
>>77171400
Someone answer this.
she got a nosejob right?
>>77171471
Hilarious how in a few months you've worked yourself up to being one of the biggest spergs here.
>>77171400
>>77171508
this is their stance.
>>77171483
Post your boys.
Primary boys:
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur
Secondary boys:
>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov
>Joe Duffy
Tertiary boys:
>Paul Felder
>Anthony Smith
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Drakkar Klose
>Belal Muhammad
Prospective boys:
>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le
>>77171274
>>77171518
i've actually been here for 3 years now. its just that when i started doing picks i started getting given names
>>77171518
You spend enough time here and you can't avoid it.
>>77171400
not many. 50 refugees were taken in. total number of registered muslims is like 0,3% of the population
>>77171528
>oldschool boy
Wanderlei silva
>current boy
romero
>low-key boy
Cannonier
>>77171400
>What is Iceland's stance
Awkward my guy
>>77171507
30-27 is a joke. I realize you're memeing but she lost the 2nd and won the other 2 with some shitty takedowns. She couldn't even sub the most subabble fighter in the top 10
>>77171552
>the jab will land
>>77171471
>ywn be her brothers -_-
Another great night for us Irish American. Can't wait for Conor to sleep peanuthead Floyd!
>>77171556
>she lost the 2nd
How tf? Just get over it man. Life is too short, don't waste your time getting butthurt over wmma
>protected little HGH abusing icelandic cuck gets heemed
Gunnar has always been overrated, he's never beaten anyone worth a shit.
>>77171565
>Can't wait for Conor to sleep peanuthead Floyd!
100%
>record scratch
>>77171556
mackenzie dern didnt finish that chick in her debut and she's the best female jiu jitsu player in the world.
more importantly tho she if there were 30 seconds more in the first and third rounds, would she have gotten the finish? if you say no there is no need for me to talk to you any more
waterson needs to quit fs1 NOW
1 win away from winning the picks(again) Made a mistake and believed on a hyped meme fighter instead of an established tough guy who fought with a lot of heart on TUF
But it's all good, here in the money team it's all about hard work and learning from mistakes. Won't make the same mistake again.
>>77171585
It all started one day when I met this lad Conor McGregor
Awww shame I was hoping we'd see Gunni vs Wonderboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMlby1X98wU
>>77171577
Quit projecting. I had calvillo winning it but she didn't impress me at all, even though she had probably the easiest matchup style wise in the top 10
>>77171619
>record scratch
No one won this fight
michelle waterson needs to fuckoff and let bisping and kenny argue
>>77171545
it's the unregistered muslims that get ya tho
>>77171627
No one is projecting anon. This is your last (You), now calm down and move on with your life
>>77171610
i would have won the last one but got goofed by the judges with overeem vs werdum
>>77171633
Did anyone webm the butt slap?
yootoob comments are always good for a laff
>>77171625
top japes
>>77171556
Heeminder that she is a 30 year old grinch from
>team alpha male
>>77171633
RiP JoJo we hardly knew ye
is it better to be the weasel who makes money watching people injure themselves, or being the person getting injured?
conor is truly the best slave in the weasels cottonfield
How about /our guy/ JWill? Showed fast hands and the quickness for a 300lber. First fight in over a year and is now 5-1. Ngannou better watch out.
real post fight presser is live. paul felder on now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItgvNOqEylM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItgvNOqEylM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItgvNOqEylM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItgvNOqEylM
Who is your favorite female fighter?
>>77171646
I'll give you another (you) but things aren't going to get any easier for her now. Her bubble is going to burst just like pvz
>>77171649
cynth has a pretty underrated bunda desu
>>77171647
Got goofed by Romero lol, it's always the last fight.
>>77171361
Bisping is going to knock out Whittaker
Imagine getting KO'D stiff by a jab
*Blocks your path*
Guess thats what happens when you swing with no defense
nice karate stance idiot
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>77171610
HARD WORK
Free fights
D.C. Vs Hendo
https://youtu.be/w4ZDNsIyrQg
Jones vs machida
https://youtu.be/3SKn60joIPw
>>77171621
It'd basically be what you just saw minus Ponzinibbio getting hit
>>77171610
Do you think TMT gear is going to be dirt cheap after Floyd gets slept? I figured it would be funny in an ironic way to wear a loser's gear like Jeb Bush
>>77171736
what a fascinating """"sport""""
>>77171736
>Knocked out by a jab
Is his chin deleted?
>>77171734
>>77171357
>tfw to inteligent for defense
Janes and Calderwood got robbed. Not even remotely debatable
Don't (You) me
>>77171752
>after Floyd gets slept?
For sure the karate stance that just got Gunny heem'd will be the difference my dude
>>77171764
cynthia won comfortably
zilch
Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?
>>77171764
>Losing a decision in your hometown
What did JoJo mean by this
michelle is foaming at the cunt for masvidal
>>77171764
which rounds did JoJo win? How and why?
>>77171774
She only won the third round
>>77171782
>masvidal
Another one of Florida's greats.
With our martial arts, guns, gangs and drugs we could literally defeat entire nations.
if gunni was out on the plains and this happened hed get his skull pounded in and then his girl would mate with the other superior, more powerfu, guy and his children would be left to starve, his entire legacy lost and the love of his life filled with another mans cum. what a pathetic thing to let happen to you.
>>77171784
1 and 2 by not being a terrishit striker. NOT debatable
>muh near submission in Round 1!!!!
Which is why she won the last round not the first one where Calderwood quickly escaped
>>77171782
Masvidal is the best boxer in the UFC
Gunnar vs perry when?
Don't fight :) It's not good for your health and there is always a non-violent solution ok? You should address what makes you want to hurt someone instead and fix this and you will be happier!
>>77171803
ponzi vs masvidal would be great
>>77171819
>tp
>tf
>>77171803
Whore gay is an exposed meme
All of you talking shit about karate better back up du'.
>>77171801
you do know a sub attempt means more than 5 insignificant strikes right?
Performances of the Night: Santiago Ponzinibbio and Paul Felder
Fight of the Night: Danny Henry vs Daniel Teymur
>>77171828
Both train at ATT Florida
>>77171754
Look Cristiano we know you were super assmad all those times Messi got the Ballon d'Or over you but you can't just hate any sport an argentinian finds success in.
>>77171801
>escaped
>immediate transition to deep armbar that would have finished her with 15 more seconds
oh god im laffin
>>77171803
what did he mean by this
God damit Teymur the second
Still my boy
Everyone finna calling out Neil Magny cause he's the easiest fighter in the top 10
>>77171839
You do realize 4 and half minutes of getting smacked around on the feet isn't negated by a couple late attempts right? Calvillo had a legitimate attempt in the third round. She legitimately would've choked out Calderwood if not for the bell. Calderwood scrambled out of any actual legit attempt in the first round
It was a close fight but I really don't see how you can award that late effort as a 10-9 for Calvillo
>>77171855
Lol she was out of it by the end of the round. She was in legitimate trouble in the third, not the first
HW is the worst division
>>77171874
dont worry, i'll make webms when i get a replay downloaded to heemind you
I'm flinching at every word when Michelle Waterson is speaking, just expecting her to fuck up or stumble over what she's saying.
>muh eyepoke
gunni a shit
White bois taking some L's served cold today
>>77171888
Doesn't matter. Calvillo looked shit striking and has no wrestling. Got the decision because she loves sucking Dana's pistachios
>calderwood was robbed
>>77171855
LOOK ITS MARIO YAMASAKI CALLING FIGHTS OVER BEFORE A TAP
you really think a late submission attempt wins you a round?
you probably thought maia beat masvidal too
>>77171906
>retard journalists who are literally under Dana's payroll
Not an argument
>>77171904
>>77171906
Please stop discussing the worst fight of the night you spergs.
R8/10
Pretty weak maincard for big fox imo, only almeida vs Rivera and the mainevent are worthy
>>77171917
Dont count out my boy Elkins
>>77171906
pure fucking meme magic. i love it
>all these goofs shitting up the thread with weak damage control for Loserwood
waifufags OUT
>>77171917
sure it's weak if you're a casual
>>77171909
This. People have recency bias. That entire round was Calderwood making Calvillo look like Julianna Pena striking
>>77171925
I'm sure it will be a good fight, I just look for more from a domain on big fox.
>>77171930
Yeah Cummings vs villante is a beast of a fight 100% my man
calderwood fucking sucks she should be cut
Damn, this whole card was for Gunnar. They gave him an "easy" opponent, they expected him to get into the top ten, heavily padded record then he gets his chin deleted by a jab in 1 round
Feel a bit bad for him
>>77171954
>muh eye poke
He's a bitch
>>77171954
>they expected him to get into the top ten
he went into the fight as number eight idiot lol
>>77171927
spocy
>>77171939
It will be fotn
>>77171895
lol I forgot you were the woodley guy
havent been doing that schtick lately?
>>77171993
Sloppy bangers are fun but the only reason it is on the maincard is because the card is in ny
Imagine training since you were 13 and losing to someone who quit their job here in February.
BISPING IS A S I P B O Y
>>77172016
Yeah you're right
>>77172026
I remember thinking Randa Markos was stupid for leaving Tristar then I realized it was the best move of her career
>>77172038
joanne should try a diet
>tfw you get delet'd in the prime of your career
>Gunnar getting exposed in a massive way
>Scatland going 0-4 on the main card
>Irish guy getting KO'd but a shove
Feels pretty good man, Scottish people can't fucking fight for shit.
>>77171917
im actually gonna be at nassau cololseum for that fight so i wont be able to goof the picks live but somebody else can or i can do it afterward
>>77172061
i'll do the picks this week you earned a vacation
How many fights in a row would Weidman have to lose to get unironically cut or not resigned?
>>77171917
Rivera vs almeida should be the co-main.
Schaub REALLY looks like an ass now for the wide stance comment.
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/16/15979354/ufc-fight-night-113-results-sergio-ponzinibbio-knocks-out-gunnar-nelson
>A wicked overhand left dropped Nelson to the mat, then a brutal right brought and end to the festivities.
>>77171482
>Bisping is the worst he constantly "jokes" with other people but can't take one himself
Typical bongistani. They can dish it out, but can't take it.
>>77172085
Six
>>77172101
>>77172085
probably two more espicially if they are as brutal as the last two
hes expensive and if he isn't Marquee they won't keep him
>>77172085
6 for former champs
3 for everyone else
>>77171483
>>77171528
You are such an autist its incredible
>>77172116
>>77172116
For sure that awkward karate stance my guy
>>77172116
Is Schaub the 'Make a Wish Kid' of MMA journalism?
>>77172116
Why are people paying this bum money to talk about MMA?
>>77172085
If weedman loses this one (spoiler he will) he's going to drop to unranked, lose that and hes out
>>77172110
He abandoned that shit country for the United States.
>>77171471
I'm still here sperg
>>77172078
i was still gonna take the picks and just stop before i leave for the coliseum
>>77172143
i know you're unstoppable
>>77172085
If he loses this one he'll get some unranked schmuck and its win or get cut after that.
come up with a nickname for khalil
donkey kong?
>>77172133
>he's going to drop to unranked
...he's ranked 5th right now
and I'm now aware that Gastelum is still unranked despite KOing Vitor lol
>>77172116
>wide karate stance
>gets KOed
>opponent had to worry about getting grappled
how would that stance be more effective vs a boxer who doesn't have to grapple?
>>77172116
Gunnar never fights with hand wraps, what a retard
>>77172170
hmmm
"Square Bush"
>>77172181
and he is a grappler
>>77172171
They took Gastelum's ranking away because of USADA being cucks and thinking a little bit of hash brownie was the reason he violently heemed cheator.
Gastelum was ranked 9th I think at the time of the vitor fight, he had just beaten number 10 in the rankings the fight before that.
>>77172195
Good post
>>77172213
Ah, I forgot about that shit. He stood too close to the bong
Dang, Felder's cut was in the same spot as the Trinaldo fight.
That's gonna be a problem every fight from here on out isn't it?
>>77172171
>>77172213
Reminder that they took away the rank of an active fighter on a 2 fight TKO streak over top 10 guys at MW, but left Cuckhold at number 2 for ages despite his refusal to fight/generally acting like a spoilt princess.
>this brit pretending to be me claiming he got Santiago
>>77172213
>>77172239
He definitely smokes if you watch his interview with the jew but it's not like that matters at all especially fighting a guy way past his prime
>>77172259
kinda like how Condit is still there
or how Nate is always top 5 despite being awful
or the fact that Holly Holm is still ranked 2 despite looking fucking terrible her last 3 fights?
>>77172277
The amount of weed in his system wasn't even that high, under the old system he'd have been fine but USADA are massive prudes when it comes to weed.
I think the current system is broken, if a guy like Vitor gets to use roids and TRT for most of his career everyone he fights until he retires shouldn't have to pass a piss test to fight him.
>>77172249
All the more reason for Felder to go hard early
>>77172298
Felder looks like he had Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
guess hes Irish after all
>>77172296
I highly doubt he would have got flagged if it wasn't for the BR commission getting triggered over their roided monkey getting shat on, Brazil is so fucking biased it's shameful
Which place is worse to fight if you aren't from the area Brazil or New York?
what does heem mean
Charlie Ward needs to be cut
>>77172351
Here
Encounter
Emigrated
Muslims
>>77172351
>>77172344
lol new york just became the last state to legalize mma it's brazil by a mile
>>77172381
Yeah but everytime they have brought an event to new york the commission/refs have fucked up hard
>>77172368
lol
>fight of the night went to Teymur
wtf
>>77172406
Can't possibly imagine what fight you thought was better
>>77172351
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
>>77172418
That Irish boi getting knocked out when he was pushed was pretty funny
>>77172406
it was a good fight
surprised that guy who KOed Ward didn't get knock out of the night
>>77171528
>>77171274
do you bet on fights?
Genuinely cannot think of a likable MMA personality on Twitter
>>77172337
interestingly Barboza was born like 3 months premature and had a low chance of Survival but turned into one of the best strikers
>>77172476
Of course not he's not even 21 let alone 20
>>77172482
>Young Edson Barboza.webm
That's pretty cool
>>77172479
Raging Al is hilarious
so is Derrick Lewis
>>77172482
I like barboza style but too bad he's a chinlet
>>77172495
There's plenty of funny fighters but media and other goofs are all just so pompous and pretentious
>>77172479
angela hill is unironically one of the best
>>77172521
>le everything is racist lady
Fuck no, I hope that race-baiting twat gets heemed and cut.
>>77171628
Look at those shockwaves on the mat.
>>77172482
Could CM Punk beat Barboza if Barboza had his hands handcuffed behind his back?
okay guys i just thought about something. Cynthia Calvillo might end up being fighter of the year 2017
>start year off unranked with 2 pro fights
>get signed and on short notice choke a TUF veteran out after getting moved up to the main card for your UFC debut. delivering a top performance under high pressure
>fight again 1 month later on the very next PPV and choke out another tough, much larger opponent
>get ranked #14
>30-27 the #8 ranked girl in her home town with the crowd 100% hostile
what would it take for her to get fighter of the year? she's currently the only fighter with 3 wins this year in the UFC. If she beats a top 5 girl before the end of the year I dont see how anybody could beat her out for fighter of the year. She's done the most improvement
>>77172493
Yeah Found it on youtube a minute ago
>>77172504
He has 1 KO loss in MMA and that was ages ago
Plus he has a good kickboxing record
>>77172506
The MMA 'personalities' just exist to stoke Man-drama and get Clicks
BJJ Scout is cool and so is the Fights Gone By Podcast
>>77172540
>>77172521
She also has better spelling and grammar than any other female fighter lol.
>>77172418
Nearly all of them
>>77172547
>>77172482
which fighters do you guys think browse /heem/?
>>77172526
she can't be racist, her bf is white
>>77172561
schaub isnt a fighter so none
>>77172557
Bird brains
>>77172562
Rose is literally blacker than Angela.
>>77172561
i bet ferguson's weird ass does
>>77172576
what a gay insult
>>77172479
They really are human trash
>>77172592
Pic related
i compiled all of the fighters that are currently ranked in bellator, invicta, and the ufc's birthdays. yes i have autism
https://pastebin.com/2tHZuncj
>>77172611
Nice
Not a single fighter with the same birthday as me
>>77172626
Same
lmao @ those zilches """""""lives""""""
>>77172626
me neither. megan anderson is a huge fangirl for wonderboy and they have the same birthday so maybe thats why
Condit Ponzinibbio could be bonkers if Condit decides to actually fight
>>77172626
>>77172636
>>77172643
Same here. We should form an MMA gym and heem all those birthlets
>>77172626
>>77172636
>>77172643
>>77172656
what if we all have the same birrthday? y'all in september?
>>77172611
>tfw share a birthday with KK
>>77172660
October, close enough,
>>77172660
No, August
>>77172660
November
>Luke Thomas is unironically indian
>>77172611
Aw man, I'm just one day off from hendo
>>77172690
He's unironically a bitch
>chronic sinusitis
>food poisoining
>>77172690
i guess i see it
>>77172694
literally lol'd
he really is 270 pounds of shit
i could get heemed by everyone itt
Could you beat Zane Simon in a fight?
Ponzi with 5 wins in a row who does he get next?
>>77172703
>We're 4 white guys up here talking about Jon Jones
-Luke Thomas on the MMA Hour sitting next to Ariel Helwani
>>77172717
>a seattle hipster bernie voter
probably
>>77172742
You can tell they've fallen out, that's why Joe barley does commentary anymore
how was the Khalil KO lads?
>>77172749
Scary
>>77172181
what makes this worse is that I'm 100% for sure certain that Rogan has mentioned this on a Companion before
How were the fights? i forgot this was a day card and missed it
Are the preelims and fight pass preelims worth watching? no spoilers pls
>>77172647
Shush, I want Jorge Pbzbzb
>>77172749
Scots eternally cucked, stood over bearjew for 10 seconds after brutally stopping him
>>77172773
don't they train together
>Scottish and Irish went 0-6
M-muh Celtic pride btfo
>>77172773
That's fun too. Ponzinibbio anyone top 5 to top 10 is fun
>>77172101
why, what happened, I mean it was always stupid but did i miss something
Would you guys agree ATT has the best most consistent current fighters?
>>77172787
Felder won lad he represented us well
>>77172798
yes amanda nunes looked like a beast last week
>>77172748
he's only been on domestic ppvs for a while now bud, also he said that while speaking about him in a friendly manner
>>77172748
The UFC is putting on more and more events
Nah I think Joe wanted to be closer to home and not travel as much as hes getting older
he still does PPVs that are in the US
>>77172770
Prelims were decent
Main card started a bit shit but got better around Felder
Nobody impressed me today. Overall it was a weak card.
>>77172809
she's not ATT?
Why the fuck is Rivera - Almeida not the co-main? Its far more relevant than Bermudez - Elkins and Cummins - Villante. The latter doesn´t even deserve a main card spot.
>>77172742
Joe meant to say that Dana is suffering from TRT induced mania but he's on the same shit and doesn't want to give a reason as to why he's so stupid
>>77172830
If you had the change to watch the preelims again, would you?
>>77172835
yeah she is so is joanna
and masvidal
and santiago
>>77172770
TV Prelims are a must watch, you can ignore the Fightpass prelims
>>77172847
and this saint
>>77171782
Source?
>>77172843
Yes.
Only fight you should absolutely skip is Willis-Mulheron. Probably Johns-Morales too
Good card overall
>>77172854
they were going over film talking about him possibly fighting wonderboy and she got very moist
>>77172757
>>77172775
holy shit how many scottish fighters got BTFO today? all of them? plus Gunny?
>>77172857
>>77172849
Thanks my dudes
>>77172690
>>77172694
>>77172843
Not really, I find cards are a bit exhausting at the moment. Last too long, too much filler and padded time but it is what it is. Still catch them live
>>77172866
From today or old one?
she does it here as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0lIfLXJIVU
That said mma fans think eye contact or smiling = wet
>>77172883
Watching them live is a chore. But I thought the fights themselves were good generally
what's next for him after he heems JDS?
>>77172914
>3 steaks
will she waste her time fighting rose?
>>77172910
was from today dude, trust me she wanted his dangly bits
>>77172918
Werdum probably
>>77172925
>waste her time
you mean get an easy paycheck? yes she will
>>77172925
>>77172914
is it possible for her to bulk enough to have even a minimal ass? she's built exactly like Gollum
>>77172918
JDS is a good boxer, he has been deleted but it will be a sad day for heavyweight if he connect with ngannou's chin, the division is dog shit
>>77172925
Who else at 115 should she fight?
>>77172934
>>77172918
Reem, Werdum, or maybe Cain will be back by then
>>77172945
doesn't matter. she will maul anyone not named Clawja, in which she would split decision
>>77172955
she lost the first fight tho
>>77172847
based jorge
>>77172918
He's not making it past Junior.
>>77172945
no one, i thought she was going to retire she's been saying it for 2 years lol, maybe fight at 125
she's getting old and weathered that 115 cut must be brutal even for her skinny ass
>>77172981
I wouldn't put it past JDS to let everyone down again
>>77172981
youre gonna be pretty surprised
>>77172971
ok pal
rate my boys
>>77173014
Nice. Not thrilling, but nice.
>>77172996
Champs say that all the time to negotiate pay
I know she said she wanted a baby but shes only 29... Her last fight was her best I can't see her going anywhere
>>77173014
on the whole
a solid 6.57/10
>>77173010
she lost that fight. go back and watch it
>>77173014
schwaub/10
>>77172914
If that stomach has Tyron's baby in it no meme would ever top that
RIP Ubereem.
Charlie ward is only on the UFC to make blacksplosive africans with 0 technique look good
>>77173025
hasn't she fought ~100 times though? her fiance is a pro football player too right?
>>77173031
she deserved to lose for not being able to sub joanna lol
>>77173041
>>77173014
>Masvidal
>>77173094
fag
Frank Shamrock
wmma is fun
>>77172884
Why is he the same height as a 115 lbs woman ?
>>77173146
Trend hopping retard.
>>77173020
Cheers but for sure I disagree
>>77173028
thank you
who is the Bryan Adams of mma?
cynthia is kinda thicc
>>77173166
stay mad
>>77173199
>>77173158
meant to tag
Cavillo looks like fighter version of Naudia Nyce.
Who /Charlie Ward/ here?
>>77173214
you gotta do better
>>77173208
Wonderboy is going to meme him
>>77173215
that dumbass got BLACKED
>>77173158
joanne is so fucking bad
>>77173220
Better than what? I don't even know what you're implying here.
who is the John Denver of mma?
>>77172839
I've always been under the impression that stuff like that happened when you didn't play ball with the brass. That said, I think that headlining the prelims of a free card might actually garner more views than being in the main event just due to the timeslot.
>>77173241
yesterday she was called "Muay Thai champion striker". Anon said Cynthia can't take her down and will lose by decision but today everybody is calling her a can. I dont get it
>>77173256
Karen Montes
How many DJs could you beat in a fight heem?
>>77173214
>Naudia Nyce
More like Brazilian pornstar Belinha Baracho
>>77173252
better at finding a look a like. that chick looks nothing like her
>>77173267
buddy everyone knows joanne isn't very good, come on lol
who has she beaten
>>77173293
what was this guy talking about then
>>77171471
>>77173267
calvillo looked like shit too
>>77173267
JoJo is a fish faced slag from Scatland's arsehole, she's an ugly cunting tomato can of the highest order and does nothing but contribute to roster bloat.
>>77173295
he was memeing dude
if you spam any fighters pic constantly on here someone is eventually going to meme you about how bad they are lol
there are guys that will literally try to argue that rory isn't good simply because they know other people like him ffs
>>77173295
whether he meant it or not i imagine he is sick of the cynthia pictures being posted in every thread lol, as am i i'm not looking forward to her fights
>>77173296
>30-27
>>77173338
>Devin Powell 29-28
>>77172542
Lmao Dana doesn't vote on FOTY you chump
>>77173338
lol now you're just memeing, no one is excited for her next fight
>>77173319
its like 1/20th of the amount of schaub pictures. probably not even that
>>77173353
the fact that it's comparable is still disgusting m8
>>77173349
who has had a better year so far? legitimately, who has had a more impressive year inside the cage?
>getting KO'd by a jab
>>77173367
Anyone. Some fucking nobody who sucks Dana's nuts isn't impressive
>>77173381
so youre just gonna meme because you know im right?
>first and only 3 fight win streak in the ufc
>lol shes sucking nuts
>>77173367
Robert Whittaker.
>>77173367
Whittaker. You're such a dork dork Cynthia isn't even in the running she has "beat" 1 ranked opponent.
>>77173406
>>77173410
I was literally about the say the same thing
this idiot is memeing anyway though lol come on boys
>>77173399
Im going to let you think of one fighter who couldve possibly done something actually impressive
I'll give you hint. He's actually fought men and done it impressively. He's fought within the past month
>>77173406
>>77173410
only if he beats bisping before the end of the year.
If the vote was today Cynthia would win
>from unsigned and unranked to 3 fight win streak and in the top 5
vs
>beat 2 old guys that were probably close to their mma peak but still old
>>77173444
I hope you catch a range ban soon you pathetic mental midget.
>>77173367
Max "Blessed" Holloway
You're such a dork.
women are not fighters i would knock out cynthia and permanently stain my body with her blood and tears if we ever fought
Am I getting memed or are there actually people that believe if a boxer learned a little grappling he could come into MMA and wipe the floor with everyone?
>>77173367
after he KOs maia and GSP there bill ZERO DOUBT who the fighter of the year is.
How akward is your stance?
>>77173498
Like him, love him, sacrifice to Yakub in his name
You MUST respect him
>>77173524
Artem tier
can somebody post the Khalil KO please?
>>77172847
>USADA
>‘USADA can find any athlete guilty, what are your resources to defend yourself?’ – UFC’s Frank Mir
https://www.rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/
>>77173606
>kangaroo meat
i listened to that interview he just goes on and on
holy shit the CTE is already kicking in
>>77173444
Cynthia would literally get mauled by Andrade.
>>77173444
I would say that it's amazing that you get (You)s with this shit but then again they might all be you lmao
HARDY WORK!!!
>>77173621
Settle down hershal
>>77173768
my girl > your girl
>>77172775
what was the reaction when khalil rountree heem'd craig? I missed the card since it was so early
My girl
>>77173498
that nigga stole a UFC belt
>>77173768
wat dat xray look liek famm
So who could take Whittakers spot as the fighter of the year if he beats Bisping by the end of the year??
Missed the fights today. Any worth checking out?
>>77173875
From the crowd or /heem/? I don't recall much reaction from either tbqh
>>77173900
Calvillo vs Calderwood was fuckin unreal man
>>77173864
how come you fags never fix the date
>>77173921
this. absolute banger
>>77173900
gunnar vs ponz
ray vs felder
rountree vs craig
bofando
>>77173911
heems, i imagine there was alot of bootyblasted whitebois from all that BLACKening.
>>77173921
lets be realistic, it was a solid 7/10
alright thanks lads, i'll check them out
>>77173953
just like Cynthia
>>77173932
Because Whittaker is eternal
>>77173973
>Cythia is a 7/10
Maybe in Brazil
>>77173944
No not really, I think they're getting used to it
>>77173973
in Canada yes
>wmma
>You now remember Gunnar "Awkward Angles" Nelson
>>77174042
why
>>77174071
gooner was never my boy
>>77174071
Gunnar "Lets Karate" Nelson was really good at BJJ, what happened
>>77174042
Did they fight in a sand box
>>77174149
>literally caring
want to know how I know you're a niglet
White bois went 0-4 today
sup /heem/bros. I trust all of you were rooting for based Serg today?
>>77174168
>>77173973
>>77173986
>>77174190
nah but I had a feeling he was gonna win Gunni has always kinda sucked
This card was unironically better than a lot of ppvs we had this year
Who is the worst MMA analyst/journalist?
>>77174253
robin black
he's an old tryhard, literally nothing worse
Imagine being gunni right now...
>>77174264
I'm 3rd on the p4p best posters on /heem/ rankings.
>>77174283
>[Nuclear Cringe Detected]
Can someone share some joanna webms please? im starting to like her.
>>77174323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYDqX5oibc
is good imo
>>77174323
Sorry Hansel, there was a strict deadline by which you had to claim Strike Goblin as your fightfu and it's passed.
>>77173876
who is that, claiming her rn desu
I subscribe to HBO, I taped game of thrones, I kind of want to watch it but all the normies are losing their shit over it which means it's probably garabage
*teeps you in the face*
Niks persoonlijk, kind.
>>77174352
What's his problem?
Was Gunni not wide enough? imagine how wide conor will need to go when floyd isn't worried about a takedown. might give jean claude van damme a run for his money
Why didn't Gunnar pull guard after getting rocked? Fucking pulled a Rockhold.
>>77174450
>>77174425
is this the black aussie or the gay aussie or the know it all aussie?
same faggot?
even i knew gunni didn't fight with wraps, pretty sure rogan has brought it up in the same room as schaub multiple times.
>>77174477
these were australia's bets lol
what difference do wraps even make
>>77172542
>30-27
You know how I can tell you didn't watch the fight?
>>77174477
Literally any of those three could refer to literally any Australian. Please be more specific next time
>>77174493
what d'ya think?
>>77174492
probably killed himself desu
>>77174508
idk mate i've never even put on a pair of gloves. i'm assuming they make your strikes harder at the risk of easier injury to your hands?
>>77174462
He did that when he got rocked against Story didn't he?
Once his back was up against the cage it was over
I can't stop thinking of how bad Wonderboy would have memed him if he actually got the fight
who here small hands
>>77174535
No man you put pennies between the tape
>>77174543
you know what they say about small hands
>>77174352
fucking kek, what a moron
So, uh, why aren't the Redditors bringing up this Galore guy getting to skip the USADA cold turkey period, getting called up, and doing some superhero on PEDs shit?
>>77174543
here
>>77174509
>>77174535
lolno. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_wrap
I have a question of my own though: Why do so many people request information on 4chan that they could find more easily by googling?
>fade every aussie pick
>get rich
so why arent we doing this yet?
>>77174543
if i posted them you would believe women posted on /heem/
>that's what you get for avoiding manual labor your entire life
Where were you when bae got her first finish?
what's the most controversial shit i can say for guaranteed (You)s
>>77174543
here
If Conor heems Floyd how bad is Conor posting going to get?
>>77174584
adan or dad's money
>>77174612
I guarantee Tecia takes bigger dumps than any other wmma fighter, probably clogs Raquels toilet all the time
>>77174633
i'll quit mma
>>77174613
>>77174643
oddly relevant
>>77174605
start swinging around a barbell and gain some weight, just cause their small doesn't mean they have to look like a homosexuals
HARD WORK
>>77174633
/heem/ and /box/ would be permanently unreadable.
>>77174658
I don't care how big ur hands are ya big stiff idiot. Mine are deadly weapons, and I've never needed to prove that.
>>77174633
he's going to look as stupid as cm cuck
Could one of you fine gentlemen point me to the easy work?
>32 years old
>6'6"
>265 lbs
>one of the all time greatest K1 and Glory fighters
>chin still intact
If he signed to the UFC today, by this time next year he'd be taking the strap off of Stipe's bloodied corpse.
>>77174673
how you gonna work hard with dem lil bitch mittens?
>>77174689
Is Warmachine the most devastating and embarrassing culmination of acute manlet syndrome in known history?
>>77174705
Why does dutch meme boxing only work when you're in divisions too big for nakmuays to compete in? Really makes you think.
>his hand isnt at least 8" from the base to tip of index finger
where you at handlets
>heemed by a jab
Is there a more embarrassing way to go out?
>>77174761
how luke lost to pillowsping because if he stays on the ground he would have recovered and dominated
>>77174761
Letting it go to decision.
>>77174761
I thought Brandao would win.
I thought Poirier would win.
I knew Mendes would win.
I guaranteed Aldo would win.
I thought Conor would beat Nate.
I knew Alvarez would win.
I know Mayweather will win.
>>77174612
>missing the best stuff
>>77174761
i was heemed by a girl in front of like 30 people once. not even kidding.
>>77174784
i was anti conor up until the Chad fight
legit argued his strikes on poirier were illegal kek
>>77174784
All of those things have happened though. I'm not sure what you're on about tbqh
>>77174613
just post this picture
>>77174799
Update it for the sake of those dubs my man
>>77174705
He would get wrestlefucked hard over and over and he knows it. Plus he cant juice like he does currently lol
>>77174827
cum on dustin hoffmans red hairy
>>77173270
I remember falling for the training mask meme, those were dark times.
has anyone been more justed than Aldo fans?
>boy gets savaged by conor for a year
>forced to pull out of fight, everyone criticizes
>gets savaged in the media another year
>loses in 13 seconds
>coasts through Frankie
>"he's back yall!"
>"conor fight was blip on the radar"
>max has nothing for him
>he was winning until he lost!
>he just made some strategic errors
>"h...he's still a legend to me!"
>"he should go to 155"
>>77174808
I'm still anti-Conor I can't stand his shtick
I hope he losses and goes away
but I have a feeling hes going to go the GSP route and honey dick for ages
don't make another thread this one already exists
>>77171255
>>77174911
Usada and age my man. He truly is JUST
>>77174805
Did your social life ever recover? Also why did she heem you?
which prelim fight do we promote to the 5th pick of the picks next week?
>>77174784
I lost $500 in 13 seconds
>>77174952
That's why it's called gambling, my man.
>>77174784
only root for conor cause he's white desu
is conor really that much more skilled than his friends (gunnar, artem) or did he make a wish upon a 4 leaf clover?
>>77174990
basically lucky with his opponents, so yeah.
>>77174990
The 4 horsemen are here to stay, lad
>>77174253
Almost all of them. They're all smug and pompous shitheads
>>77174951
I feel like Prelim headliner makes the most sense though Laflare/Oliveira definitely is one of the most even fights on the card
>>77174951
Cowboy oliveira
>>77174990
conor has great physical advantages with his build, and his approach plays to his strengths
artem does the best with what he has, he's unironically improved a lot since the TUF finale.
i dont watch enough gunni to really know wtf his problem is
new
>>77175087
new
>>77175087
new
>>77175087
new
>>77175087
>>77175076
yeah this
>>77174613
Just post pictures of Brendan Schaub with filenames like "Schaub dancing" and call people "h8rs"
>>77174911
honestly can't think of any other fans that are that JUST
diaz are p4p most delusional so they can't even tell how JUST they are
>>77174577
Cause it's best for humanity to just forget about this fight.