/heem/

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>Assyrians aren't whit-

This guy is the most dangerous manlet in the world

Little Teymur is a beast

Dude would kill at featherweight

>>77165279
>still getting btfo

LMAO DILON GOT PUSHED ASIDE WHEN THEY FORMED VOLTRON

>muh BJJ

lanks, when will they learn

look at this manlet go

Damn Daniel is pretty good

>>77165307

Floyd literally had no idea who he was kek

>>77165317
I'd argue Tyson was the most dangerous manlet of all time

SEVEN INCH HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

TURBO MANLET

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>>77165341

>going inside when you have 5 inch reach adv

How's the fight been? Just tuning in

Kind of interested in little Teymur but not seeing much except Henry in gaurd

>>77165361
he battered him before they went down

Teymur is the Dodson of 155

>>77165361
Teymur was tuning thelanklet up on the feet before it went to the ground.

>>77165376
>>77165382
Worth rewinding for or nah?
Hopefully he lights him up some more so I don't have to

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>tfw somebody doubts Schaub

YES YES YES GO ON BASED MANLET

TALLFAGS BTFO. TALLFAGS ON ETERNAL SUICIDE WATCH.

>>77165387
Nah

How do you guys feel that Ronda is probably going to WWE?

Nothing valuable was lost imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixqCvr1HSw

>>77165400

WWE crowds will eat her alive

This fight is why no one takes manlets seriously.

>>77165387
For sure, 100%.

>>77165400
>>77165411
She already did Wrestlemania you goofs.

>>77165400

as long as they don't bury my Blissfu so they can push Ronda I'm OK with it

/bet/ tips for Seery and Pantoja lads?

RIP Teymur :(

Manlet throw the kitchen sink -- totally ineffective. Sad!

HEEM GASSY AS FUCK

Teymur isnt going to survive in a division where the average height is going to be 6'0 soon

Teymur is getting BTFO lol

>>77165434
I think Seery has a better chance than the odds would indicate, not touching Pantoja tho.

HEEM SLEEPY

Why do manlets even exist?

Why isnt he fighting at FW or BW? Just doesnt want to cut weight?

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>that spinning back fist

holy fuck that was sick

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S P I C Y

Holy shit

manlet was def getting sleepy there

10-9
8-10

>Nate Diaz v Connor 3

>>77165467
Short notice fight

>>77165400
lmao she couldnt take a kick to the head how is she going to take a sledge hammer

>manlets

>>77165457
>>77165457

Cheers lad, seems like all fights are a bit risky. Might go Calvillo/Gunni.

Teymur gassed hard
The chin on Henry though

>>77165505
Manlets don't have the room for a big gas tank

oi this a proppa banga lads innit

>>77165503
Charlie Bum will lose round 1

>>77165400
shes more fit for wwe than actual fighting

but damn HHH should get off those steriods, looking really unhealthy there

Teymur is so fucking gassed

I don't know if I've ever seen a manlet this gassed in the third round lol

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Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
Calderwood vs Calvillo
Ray vs Felder
Marshman vs Janes
Rountree vs Craig
Mulheron vs Willis

>you will never be money money money money team

wtf Teymur

Mixed Cardio Arts

heem wobbly

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>manlets

>>77165530
>winning standing up
>goes for a takedown

pottery

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEM CHOKEY

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>>77165519

It doesn't take a good chin to take a manlets best shots. It's like letting a child hit you.

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>>77165530
Nelson
Calderwood
Felder
Marshman
Craig
Willis

>>77165547
>justin willis
lmfao

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>manlets

>>77165547
>UK
>Ireland

REEEEEEEEEE

>>77165543
didn't meant to quote

Who of those took the fight on short notice?

>>77165565
JWill si the future Champ.

>>77165572
The midget.

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>>77165567
you will never be free

>>77165547
>uk
>ireland
this triggers the potato

>>77165572
Daniel Teymur

>>77165316
McGregor might be able to push him around a little bit, but he's not really a dirty boxer and Mayweather is very experienced at combining standing grappling moves with his punching.

McGregor's definitely going to be heavier, so I think his best strategy would be to constantly clutch and lean all his weight on Mayweather. Bigger guys do it all the time to try and drain their opponents' legs.

props to teymur for staying alive, kek

>>77165572
They both did

Teymur was so done
Props to him for staying in it, holy shit

The only thing a manlet could do to impress me would be to grow to a normal size.

Cormier vs Vovchanchyn, whos the better Manlet?

How the fuck did he not go out during the RNC at the end of the 2nd?

30-27 Teymur

He did a great job defending all those shots with his face

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/eve/

>>77165587
at least we will ruin the score tonight for the UK

>>77165622
only like 12 sec left, he hand fought

>>77165592

Fuck off. We've had enough MayvMac

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>manlets
>>77165604
He got saved by the bell twice though

hopefully this doesnt become a recurring problem for daniel teymur. he looked good in the first round.

>>77165592
I think he could definitely clinch and lean on him and try to push him around to tire him up, but there's no way in fuck that Goobs going to end up with a better gas tank than Floyd.

McGregor isn't a dirty boxer in MMA because that's just straight up not his style, but IMO he did look good in the clinch against Nate. I don't think Mayweather will want to stay in the clinch with Goober but I could be wrong. But I think Goob will be way stronger in the clinch.

And I had no idea that Tyson did that shoulder crank before. God that'd be fucked up if Goobs did shit like that.

29-26 Not the manlet

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>>77165530
Ponzi
Calvillo
Felder
Marshman
Craig
Willis

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>manlet rage during the 1st and disappear afterward
>the ref letting him getting CTE for his punishment

>>77165622
Manlets have small necks. It's hard to get them wrapped up tight. Imagine trying to strangle a piece of spaghetti in an rnc.

>29-26

when will they have a brave Irish lad fight a disgusting sassenach pig in the ring? i want to see a hun bleed to death in the octagon

our day will come

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>>77165639

>This one judge giving 10-8's like a madman when none of the others are

Lmao for sticking to his guns

>29-26

BTFO

>>77165647
>manlets
>learning
Pick one.

>>77165666
r a r e

Teymur got robbed

>>77165666
10-9
8-10
8-10

good judge

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Scotland strikes

cagefighting should be banned

SOPA

>you dont get in the shower and not get wet

what did he mean by this?

Feed him to David

UMA DELICIA

>>77165698
be prepared for it

>>77165666
>>77165693

That was the only good judge. Theres no way in fuck the 2nd and 3rd aren't 10-8s for the lank

>>77165700
lmao retribution for the Teymur's

>MMA Record 3-2
>MMA Record 4-2
Are these guys from Lookin' for a fight?

wtf was that negro doing?

>>77165726
hopping on one leg dude

I think they just signed Ward so he could get heemed by blacksplosive africans

>>77165726
you mean the swede?

>>77165651
Tyson was lucky he didn't get DQed for that. Can't remember another match where a dude just flat-out tried to snap the other guy's arm. Tyson knew he was gonna get knocked out and tried to find a way to quit like he did when he bit Holyfield's ear off

Scot is gonna get BLACKED in front of the racist Glaswegian home crowd

White bois gonna be seething

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>>77165741
i think you'd be surprised

Ray v Felder will be #LITTY

Should i get ridiculosly drunk or not lads?

Who was that bong? Looks like someone they pulled from the pub called Terry "big lad" Stevens or something.

What part of England is Galore Bofando from?

>>77165745
>Scot

Bird brains

>>77165751

>Both his loses are DQ illegal strikes

Typical nigger

Where are these guys from lads how are they in the UFC

Can't wait for Ward to get BTFO again.

>>77165751
>>77165765
He's from the Congo

Why do brits always try and steal African fighters?

>>77165765
Lagos

Galore the quintessential british

>>77165742
lol I remember watching Holyfield live. That was one of the most fucked up moments in combat sports ever.

So what specifically is the rule that Tyson would get DQd for? Could you not disguise the crank as an uppercut?

Mirrin tattoos on that Mick

This dude has the same haircut as Rin Nakai

When did they sign Baby Krazy Horse?

>I'm only here because I train with McGregor vs Blackspolive Athleticism guy
oh boy

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>>77165777
>why do brits steal africans
>they havent done this for 800 years

lmao why is Charlie Ward still in the UFC?

>He's not the type of fighter that develops a great deal

Bloody hell Hardy he's 4-2 bit harsh

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>>77165530
Nelson
Calvillo
Felder
Marshman
Rountree
Mulheron

witeboi bout to get blacked

lets hope Ward heems this goof into a living death

>>77165808
he's the Teammate of Conor McGregor

>>77165808
Conor Mcgregor

>Debut
>35

>ugly nigger vs ugly mick

this fight cannot go wrong lads

great, i get to see one of my countrymen get sparked by a nigger, is this what swede's feel like every day?

This fight is about to be silly.

Wait so John Kavanagh actually is in Glasgow
Didn't Schaub say he spoke to him before the presser? Lmao

>>77165832
do you want them to be pretty?

>>77165838
Schaub mistook Conor's striking coach for John.

>>77165834
I can only presume, yeah. Feels bad man.

>entire arm tattoo'd black

wut da fook

>big black splodge tattoo

Epic

>>77165838
He covered this in the big brown breakdown. He thought Owen Roddy was kavanaugh. Understandable mistake. Now beat it h8r.

this nigga looking like patrick in a gorilla costume

Deomocratic republic of condo

oh Bruce

this micks tats suck

Did he have swastikas up his arm or something? Why get a blank sleeve?

Blacksplosion bout to gas and lose a decision.

SBG p4p worst tattoos

HEEM SLAMMY

the nig gasses by the end of the first round
cap this

LMAO BLACKED

FUCK

>>77165862
>He thought Owen Roddy was kavanaugh. Understandable mistake.

The fuck, you think all Irish look the same or something?

>Relentless Charlie Ward

>KO'd by the mat

KEK

WHAT THE FUCK

BLACKED

HOLY FUCK CHARLIE WARD IS THE WORST FIGHTER IN UFC H I S T O R Y

lmao @ this tekken shit

>>77165890
Look bro, with that hair duct anybody would make the same mistake. Now scram.

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>kavanaugh is a good coach

Woeow bad luck there.

Floor 1-0 Ward

Lmao wtf

GOOBS BTFO HAHAHAHHA

What a lucky nigger, he was gonna get fucked.

>fightpass is half a minute behind

Thanks for spoiling it boys

LMAO THAT BITCH TOSS

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My new boy

HOLY SHIT

FUCKING SLAM KO

>lose balance
>fall headfirst into the floor
>know yourself out

bollocks anyway

worst ko in history

I BOUNCE HEDS OFF THE CANVAS

>>77165924
You watching on UFC.tv or using the app?

>>77165874
its probably a work in progress/maybe a coverup, sleeves take a while to do

>>77165910
You racist fuck, get off of this general.

for the love of god tell me someone got the webm for that

BOY-FANDO

>>77165934
He's gonna get exposed just like marc

>>77165838
>>77165848
>>77165862
>shills conor
>doesn't know john cav
holy....

Heem
Everone
Even
Myself

Holy shit not an everyday heem

I was just about to make a meme shitpost before that happened

>Victory by faceplant

HEEM SLAMM'D TO SLEEPY TOWN

Getting Koed by a slam from the side is quite the accomplishment.

>SBG

Look at Bofando's sherdog record.

Is he retarded?

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Galore-Bofando-59466

>>77165915
Name 1 coach who could get Charlie the bum Ward a win

>>77165945
I DRIBBLE THAT SHIT

the new krazy horse

>>77165976
>nigger brain

>>77165976
>All of his losses are DQs

Jesus Christ

>>77165946
The app on mobile.

>>77165862
I'm not a h8r friend don't label me

>>77165976
no ruleset can contain him

>>77165923
Agree with you there. Kicknig wasn't fighting smart at all. Really just a huge fluke, but it's part of the game.

good card so far bar fightpass prelims

>>77165934
why did marc have to lose ......
i wanted to see him heem khalabeeb

>>77165968
LOL what the fuck

my stream is so fucking far behind

>>77165976
prolly because he trains in a shooto league gym or something

>>77165976
retard strength

What an insane KO

>>77165959
>>77165959
this is the best one I've seen

good for you lol

>SECRET TRAINING

>>77165968

lmao that is some world star shit. shaniqua bitch tossing shanaynay.

>>77166009
fucking kek
Charlie Ward retire bitch

>>77165993
The app is always behind a little bit. Whenever I'm watching the fp prelims everyone is ahead of me too.

>>77166019
It's posted literally every time someone asks the question

What martial arts do I need to train to fight like Galore Bofando ? Serious question

Charlie Ward vs CM Punk when

>bouncy nigger afro-bongs

someone explain this phenomenon to me

>>77166043
tribal warfare

>fighting someone so bad he knocks himself out

yeah he was in real danger there

how are some of you ahead on the broadcast? i got the self ko spoiled

>>77166040
he basically got heem'd due to being extremely unathletic lol

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>AHHHH CONOR HELP ME

>>77166043
Pure TKD

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ALBU VS KAILIN
MY FUCKING DICK WILL EXPLODE

>>77165523
>>77165740

ez money

>>77166063
holy shit

>>77166063
fucking kek

>>77166012
kek

>>77166063
Poor lil White boi

>>77166063
*dabs*

Does Gunnar still train with Goobs or nah? No one seems to mention it anymore

>>77166063
>record scratch
>freeze frame

>>77166058
because we are actual adults and are watching it on TV lol

>>77166063

Fucking kek

>>77166058
Some of the streams are from other countries, I think. The one I'm on is British, which I guess is ahead of FS1.

>>77166097
He's training more in Iceland now that he has a kid

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>>77166063

>>77166049
they fight nothing but cans coming up and ko them in spectacular fashion based solely on god give athleticism. make it to the bigs and they have zero technical base or gas tank and get exposed. its almost a curse desu

>>77166063
Reminds me of Messi... He didn't quit though...

>>77166113
>which I guess is ahead of FS1.
no it isn't lol --->>>77165880

How the fuck could someone as stiff, slow and unathletic get signed on for the most elite MMA promotion

>meme splits

lfmao

>>77166097
Kavanagh is cornering him, IDK if he did his camp at SBG.

Has Gunnar ever fought anyone in the top 10 outside of Maia who made him look like an overhyped faggot?

>>77165780
lmao my dad probably still has it on VHS. Was so surreal

You got me on the rule, wrestling maybe? Obviously it can't be allowed or every major fight is gonna be a race to see who can break the other guy's arm first. Disguise would be really difficult with the other guy twisting away...I dunno maybe there's some crazy way

>>77166093
my sides

streaming the fights

>>77166105
my bitch gf is playing vidya on the livingroom tv.......

>>77166146
>gf
>>>/facebook/

>>77166146
how beta do you have to be, jesus...

>>77166135
Rick Story, who also made him look like an overhyped faggot.

Based Ponzi getting th eupset

whats the goof image for tonight?

>>77166184
Tito head

>>77166136
You know what, now that I'm thinking about it, it's almost guaranteed to be included in the contract that they made Goobs agree to, where he isn't allowed to employ any other techniques or it actually takes away from his winnings. I know that when he said that shit about "maybe I will trow an elbow" or whatever, a lot of people were quick to point out that he legally agreed not to, as though those things were specifically mentioned in the contract. Dana mentioned it too.

The clinch is probably the most intriguing part of this match desu

>lmao my dad probably still has it on VHS
Man, I bet my old man does too. One of the craziest moments ever, so digusting lol

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>>77165530
Nelson
Calvillo
Felder
Marshman
Rountree
Mulheron

>>77166156
shes actually my fiance. but i didnt want to get made fun of for being cucked into marriage

>>77166168
was a close fight man

Stlil don't really understand how Nelson/Ponzi is the Main Event.
By all accounts Gunnar is on a higher level, it seems a bit of a mismatch and Nelson himself isn't all that of a big name.
After the Jouban fight I figured Nelson would get someone higher up

>>77166189
no, its never relevant

>>77166205
most of WW is booked up atm

>>77166132

There are too many fighters in the UFC

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HARDY WORK!!!

>>77166197
post your TV right now or are scared you little bitch I bet you have exposed wires and everything you motherfuck

>>77166146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0YVNimYUlg

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>>77166217

https://streamable.com/g6cwf

Mjolnir looks comfy af

>>77166205
They love babying Gunnar, just look at his record.

accidentally dripped bacon grease into my coffee while cooking this morning. drank it anyway, not bad desu

>>77166168
Rick Story's a classic spoiler, tho. Dude is strong as fuck and used to have a monster chin

>>77166245
I'll never forget Brenneman ruining Story's title run

>>77166204
Story won at least 4 rounds

>>77166239
>not putting butter in your coffee

Shouldn't Ben Nyugen be higher up the rankings after that Elliot win?

>promoting Conor vs Floyd on a shitty UFC FN prelim card

Literally useless promo

>>77166063
YOU MUST THINK IM A JOKE

>>77166226
uggo hardy

I have never heard of this #14 ranked FLW

>>77166269
It's the prelims they're promoting to be fair

>>77166269
no, i had no idea that fight was happening. wow, i might check it out now

>flyweights

brb going to take a dump

>>77166284
>>>/asp/

>>77166192
so so cute :3

>37

>>77166227
looks like the kind of meme gym that redditors would flock to

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>>77166220
How did you know?

>>77166191
Yeah they'd be crazy not to do that. Spinning hook KO in the first 5 seconds is the ideal ending, I would laugh forever

Is that Sean Evans from the Hot Ones?

>>77166227

Looks awesome and modern but why do they have a tavern/cafeteria in a gym? Is it like a dormitory type thing where people live and train there?

I really hope Seery takes it desu.

>>77166300
got temp banned from /mu/ again goober?

Whos let someones dad into the octagon???

Holy shit is DC/Jones 2 literally next week

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>>77166276

This ancient Irishman is about to be in trouble. I'm rooting for him, but jesus.

>>77166323
Well all do my man

yo someone collect their dad lmao, it's lit amirite?

>>77166363
no, the week after

I hope seery gets heemd badly and can't give a retirement speech.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

HEEMED

>>77166324
>>77166324
Y-yeah.

DAMN LUCIANA

Seery has the experience

>>77166363
Two weeks. It's on the 29th.

fun fact: neil seery got in a fight with a bodybuilder in a pub once and was literally thrown across the room, also his brother is an armed robber

Who /county galway/ here?

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>>77166264
>Not putting raw cocaine in your coffee
Step it up

>>77166391
Pantoja has the skill

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Sbg getting btfo tonight

Bet on Santiago while you still can

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Didn't Dana delete the flyweights frpm UFC?

WOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOO

>>77166406
HERE WE GO

seniory looking ripe for a heem lads

HEEM ROUND TWO-EY

Eric Silva Jr.

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GADOOSH

Pantoja 10-9
>>77166381
>>77166392
ah ffs got hyped for a sec

why are these little men fighting? What have they got to prove?

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>manlet fighters gassed after 1 round

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Lads how will Conors tattoos effect the fight?

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American way: hand-egg -> mma
Crickey way: being jockey -> mma

>>77166486
Only tough guys have tattoos. Will give him the intimidation factor.

>>77166487
>crickey
oн чтo знaчил c этим ?

Midgets should only fight in a circus

>>77166487
That's not real is it?

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>>77166486
What about the volleyball breakdown?

>>77166502
no but it's a hell of a shoop

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>>77166405
How cheap is coke in your country Don Pablo ?

>>77166518
Okay. Was going to say if it is real I'm deeply troubled but it was so hard to tell.

That was a fuck of a round to score

>little by little

hurr hurr

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>>77166500
You invented the language mate, not me.