>>77131575 Old
First for my girl
HARDY WORK!!!
Reminder that Cockhold hasn't fought since getting BTFO by Bisping.
>>77144683
Rocksalt is low key the most JUSTed fighter in the UFC
any webm makers mind fulfilling a request for me?
a webm for me with captions
Entire clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5mGuZ5DlKU
>get knocked the fuck out by pillowfisted journeyman Bisping
>lose title
>dad dies
>get dumped by Demi Lavato
>hasn't fought in over a year
THE STATE OF SALTHOLD
>>77144683
Lawler hasn't fought since getting BTFO by Woodley
why? see: weidman
>be the most active fighter on the roster
>take on all comers
>spark p4p GOAT in 13 seconds
>lose, go straight back and win
>take a second title
>go after the p4p GOAT in boxing
>"you're a reddit casual if you think any of that is impressive"
>>77144745
do you taters ever think/talk about any other fighters or nah
Diaz got the submission, McGregor won the fight.
>>77144745
>alpoo
>p4p GOAT
>>77144754
>Irish """men"""
>thinking about anything that isn't McGregor or alcohol
When's event? Lellator and ufc?
>>77144754
just because your country's only champ fluked his way into a meme finish then ducked everyone
>>77144745
>tumblr
>>77144742
>taking time off after getting KO'd stiff right after 3 five round wars with pre-USADA Hendricks, Rory, and Condit
Seems like a smart move on his part.
>>77144763
diaz 235
>>77144638
>6 Tattoos
how can Mayweather win?
>>77144783
>then ducked everyone
still more defenses than McGregor
>>77144785
yes, and?
>>77144785
>sperging out because they didn't change the file name from an image hosting site on google images
What's it like going through life with a developmental disorder?
>>77144820
Please be shooped holy shit
>>77144783
Bisping KO's puke poohole 9/10 times the real fluke was Luke headbutting and eyepoking to a meme submission in the first fight
>>77144820
nigga cant even afford one tattoo, shit
maybe he allergic or something
>>77144843
>>77144838
How wouldve history changed if Weidman didn't get hurt?
>>77144742
At least Lawler is scheduled to fight soon and he lost the belt on Jul 30, 2016 so it hasn't even been a year.
Meanwhile Rockhold hasn't fought for a year and 1 month and is not even scheduled to fight. Here's the middleweight top 10:
Robert Whittaker - last fight was Jul 8, 2017
Yoel Romero - last fight was Jul 8, 2017
Luke Rockhold - last fight was Jun 4, 2016
Jacare Souza - last fight was Apr 15, 2017
Chris Weidman - last fight was Apr 8, 2017
Anderson Silva - last fight was Feb 11, 2017
Derek Brunson - last fight was Jun 10, 2017
David Branch - last fight was May 13, 2017
Krzysztof Jotko - last fight was May 13, 2017
Vitor Belfort - last fight was Jun 3, 2017
Someone post webm of Jojo heeming Letourneau. I wanna get hyped for tomorrow.
>>77144940
>Future flyweight champ
not with Joanna Champion and Shevchenko in the division lel
what did the guy who is supposed to outbox Floyd mean by this?
>>77144916
Why do you care? He's not a champion any longer, when was the last time the "champ champ" weighed 145 pounds?
reminder you're being moved to /asp/ on August 28th
>>77144728
>dad dies
You really find this funny?
>>77144916
He probably would've been scheduled to fight Mousasi awhile ago if he didn't spend the last couple months negotiating a contract that didn't happen.
>>77144970
2027 right?
>>77144951
>le run away and look at the clock lad
why is DC so fat?
>>77144970
Here's something to think about:
If /asp/ had flags, would being moved there change anything?
Reasons McGregor will beat Floyd:
+Leicester city won the premier league last year
+Donald Trump got elected president
+Cavs came from 3-1 down to win the NBA finals
+Cubs came from 3-1 down to win the world series
+Portugal won the euros by drawing all their games in regulation time
+Patriots won the superbowl despite being down 28 points at half time
+Bisping KO'd Rockhold on two week's notice despite being a 10/1 underdog
Reasons McGregor won't beat Floyd:
+Cause he's the better boxer
+Cause of angles and awkwardness my man
>>77144960
I don't care, it's just amusing how he completely disappeared.
>>77145021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0CfNA12aFw
>>77145021
fried chicken
>>77144767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4_mWhcfIh0
who was in the wrong here?
>>77145043
why would someone do something so degrading? wonder what he got paid for it
>>77145078
had just lost to Jones when he made that too
Money money team
>>77145058
HASHTAG
>>77145078
>degrading
>olympic level athlete
>heavyweight champ
>has only lost to one person at 205 and he's the GOAT
>has enough confidence to poke fun at his own stature
He's just not a beta fuccboi like you
>>77145078
there was another one for that award show, about missing weight or something like that cant remember who it was tho. It was dumb as fuck
Who is your favorite undefeated boxer?
>>77145061
I feel bad for Floyd, seriously. That must suck being a grown man that can't read your own damn language.
Reminder that D.C. Missed weight and forfeited his belt.
>>77145147
If there's a song about missing weight you should know who is it about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
>>77145147
>about missing weight or something like that cant remember who it was tho
I'll give you a clue: Pigg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
When's lellator??
Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 113.
>Nelson
>Calvillo
>Felder
>Marshman
>Craig
>Mulheron
>Roberts
>Pantoja
>Bofando
>Teymur
>Johns
>Smith
>>77145124
>literally shucking and jiving to a song about eating fried chicken
Does Calderwood have kids or smth? Her body looks weird from some anlges.
>>77145172
yesterday
>>77144951
holy shit. Does he really beleive he can do it? Or is he just a good persuader and is happy to take the L for the big payday...
money money money money team
>>77145124
oh the ol he's more successful than you so you're wrong argument. good 1 m8 guess ur right
>>77144951
>15+ minutes left with floyd at the point
conner literally has 3 rounds
Can't wait for p4p cutest voice in MMA to heem the spic womanlet.
>>77145180
>grew up in the south where they invented that shit
If you're implying racism, who the fuck doesn't love fried chicken?
>>77145078
I have a feeling DC is into that SM shit and likes to be dominated/degraded.
This video, asking Jones publicly if he is a pussy. I think he thinks about this kind of shit when he jerks off..
>>77145223
post video of cute voice
>>77145223
>give me free tickets to UFC 206
>give me more money
>give me black cock
shit tier girl
>>77145223
valerie tried to conor her way out of there
>>77145223
>Cynthia losing to this yurotrailertrash chick
she's going to choke her unconscious. literally unconsioius
>>77145223
I never root for fighters that blow weight
>>77145218
>5'10 former heavyweight champ doesn't have a problem saying he likes to eat
>HOW DEGRADING IT IS FOR HIM
wew lad, too bad you're not comfortable in your own skin
>>77145241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nskDtdb5Nqk
Would Ronda Rousey beat Mayweather?
>>77145269
>cynthia was fighting at 125 11 months ago and she still makes weight no problem
oh god jojo is doomed
>coral springs
>hepatitis
Pick 2.
>>77145272
already said ur right. flawless logic desu
>>77145302
Rwanda Rousey would
>>77145149
Conor Mcgregor
>>77145206
>tfw it's unironically catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mZcQ30Dn30
>>77145149
Andre "The Dick-puncher" Ward
>>77145149
CM Punk
chloe should play calderwood in the inevitable biopic
>>77145149
Gaethje
What are the chances we'll ever see Nate vs Gaethje for the CTE championship?
>>77145352
I haven't gotten it out of my head in 2 days my guy
>>77145374
>wrestler
>a boxer
>kek
>>77145352
P4P catchiest song in combat sports.
>>77145384
undefeated in boxing and wrestling
>>77145399
>undefeated in pro MMA
>says he is undefeated in boxing and wrestling
kek god you are dumb
>>77145352
It's shit and not catchy
Now this is a shit and catchy song about money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg
>>77145366
>those tattoos
what are the odds jojo is mentally stable
>>77145427
>literally this casual
anything else?
>>77145303
imagine being attracted to broad shoulders and no tits
for me, its karolina
>>77145473
>attracted to cynthia
dont gotta be attracted to her to recognize that she's the future goat
http://www.vipleague.se/boxing/493221/1/chris-eubank-jr-vs-arthur-abraham-live-stream-online.html
Boxing main event starting right now
Get in here. I sense a heem coming
>>77145515
Oh so you;re only attracted to her when she was 5, makes sense now
>>77145510
>>77145524
whatever floats your boat my man
>>77145441
fuck off polski what would know about good music
>>77145520
lol
>>77145549
looks like a dude
>>77145552
Fuck do you know Paddy, castrated coons on autotune ain't good music
When is Chrissy making her octagon debut, lads?
kek, Cyborg is gonna be at WWE Summer Slam. Probably where she will do best desu
>>77145366
shes cute in a half orc kinda way
>>77145183
She's just Scottish
>>77145234
>German dungeon porn watcher projecting his sick fetishes onto others
Kys.
>>77145298
Her voice doesn't fit her hideous face
>>77145567
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>77145352
I can't get this fucking song out of my fucking head.
>>77145524
Yeah the calendarsperg is a pedophile
>>77145666
calm down satan
Anyone have a decent link for Gaethje and Johnson? Been trying to show a buddy since it aired, but there's no torrents of the events and all the uploads are SD
>>77145223
Calderwood looks like a straight up downie.
What went wrong?
Floyd won New York. No two ways about it.
>>77145325
Astounding technique. That is a devastating faceplant. He probably was made into the village stew that night.
did jojo miss weight or not
>>77145597
You're shitting me
>>77145714
>Calderwood looks like a straight up downie.
>>77145735
>118 pounds
yes she must forfeit 20% of her purse, or in other words 90 dollars
>>77145781
i know that i just like trolling people who ask stupid fucking questions they could easily google
>>77145666
>every loss JoJo has is by submission
>people still think she wont be choked unconscious
>>77145781
Incorrect head coach info.
>>77145036
>Leicester City
My niggah
>>77145789
Lol epic trollz XD
>>77145597
Becky would unironically snap Cyborgs fucking arm off.
>>77145910
u mad bro?
>>77145789
google tech is premium tier i'm a poorfag
>>77145806
Cynthia has how many wins against top 15-10 competition? Exactly.
Like her or not, JoJo is a world Muay Thai champion, striker. Amanda Cooper and Pearl Gonzalez are fucking cans. Cynthia doesn't have the same brute strength that Andrade has, for when she muscled her way into taking down JoJo. Calderwood is winning a decision and hopefully you and your fucking png heads get the fuck off this board.
>>77145967
>>77144895
>Bisbing fights no 5# Vitor in Manchester and gets a UD Robbery
>199- Cockhold Wins by 2 round heem
>Fights Jacare In rematch, but wins in controversial split des. (not a war, alot of the fight being jacare trying to engage in grappling)
>This is probably UFC 204
>Yoel heems faggot weidman at 205 as norm, but in 2nd round and takes no damage due to faggot weidman getting cte from cockhold
>Yoel and Cockhold meet at UFC 208, Yoel wins by spinning flying leaping shoulder strike KO, officially renamed in unified mma rules as
'The Cuban Missile'. Surpasses Anderson's front kick KO of Vitor as most famous/ impressive KO. Talks of Yoel being most dominant Middleweight champ for years to come
>Yoel-Jacare Rematch for first title defense at UFC 212
>Jacare puts out due to rib injury
>No 4# ranked Micheal Bisbing steps in
>Left hook knockout in the first round
>Fights No 15# ranked Hendo at UFC 217 in manchester and robs him
>Its now May 2018, we see a surprise Press conference for fight between GSP and Bisbing
HARDY WORK!!!
>>77145175
Santiago under 2.5rounds
>>77145352
sounds like a bunch of autotuned birds, why does all rap/hip hop consist of this?
Reminder that tim kennedy is our guy and only redditors hate him
>>77146167
lmao is this real, what the fuck who is this guy. how could sage let this happen.
>>77146167
my condolences sage
>>77145979
He's the picksguy/calendarguy he's not going anywhere lol
>>77146173
>is this real
i think you'd be surprised
>>77146173
>what the fuck who is this guy
Damn pathetic casuals
Tbh I think Conor is overrated as a trashtalker.
He gets a few good lines in, but a lot of his schtick is just him yelling and repeating the same lines over and over.
>>77146195
why doesn't she wear makeup
>>77146204
Just realized who it was
>>77146195
whoa shit tier tits
>>77146195
>Sage Northcutt in transition
>Michael Strahan with Down syndrome
>>77146186
#NotMyPicksGuy
>>77146227
those fight kits look awesome
When does Invicta start?
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/videos/demetrious-johnson-hoping-see-another-super-fight-mcgregor-defeats-mayweather/
With that said, the UFC flyweight kingpin is hoping that with the upset win, Conor McGregor will move on to challenge the winner of September’s highly anticipated Gennady Golovkin vs. Canelo Alvarez boxing fight.
>>77146295
Just over a bong I think
>>77145979
I promise this is a 100% serious and not rhetorical question. After Cynthia chokes Calderwood unconscious, will you say Cynthia is legit or will you call Calderwood a can and Cynthia is still untested?
I'm gonna save your post to laugh at you later too btw
When you're little like you, it's hard to get bigg
>>77146365
*chews obnoxiously loudly*
>>77146365
2x this amount
Maybe 4x this amount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNbApAG2jVk
GET HYPED
>>77146365
>"i don't mind the taste"
>>77146406
my girl > your girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW9tS7C34us
>the start of the fight
how is it possible to be so bad considering you've been training since 13 years old lol
joanna trying to eat her way to bunda
>>77146461
My girl wins every time
>>77146471
yeah she doesn't move her feet as she strikes at all, sitting duck for counters
>>77146173
That's the guy who knocked out wonderboy.
>>77146406
aspen ladd, more like aspen bad
>>77146471
The Courtney Casey that fought a few months ago would destroy Calderwood.
>>77146490
shame she's about to get heemed
>>77146406
i think it's #1 bullshit if Khabib gets shot at Conor after proving he can't show up or even make weight. Sorry spergOP but Khabis is going to end up the next Hendricks
>>77146531
That fight was spicy as fuck
>>77146514
that was an amateur fight, i bet you're a cody garbrandt fan
>>77146536
Don't know if you got the memo but Calderwood is going limp at the end if the fight from a choke expertly executed by Cynthia Calvillo
KADOOSH!
>>77146609
GADOOSH
>>77146563
>Khabib is going to end up the next Hendricks
Khabib has only missed weight once in his career, against Abel Trujillo
Every other time he failed to show up he was either injured or ill
In addition, Khabib has looked fine since USADA started getting involved with the UFC, he put on the best performance of his career against Johnson at UFC 205
>>77146676
>only missed weight once
Shut up, pussy
>>77146710
>catching kicks like shes Gilbert Melendez
JoJo is DONE.
Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
Calderwood vs Calvillo
Ray vs Felder
Marshman vs Janes
Rountree vs Craig
Mulheron vs Willis
>>77146766
can the goof image be https://twitter.com/BoxingBusch
>>77146766
>>77146810
>>77146701
>no actual argument
that's what I thought
>>77146843
Why are fat people so gross ?
>>77146864
Oh he made weight against Ferguson 100% my man, he GADOOSHED that scale
>>77146864
there is no argument khabib is a fat fucking towelheaded subhuman inbred coffee cake cum guzzling zilch
>>77146766
Nelson
Calderwood
Felder
Marshman
Craig
Willis
>>77146909
Completely forgot about Kelleher. WME is fucking dogshit at marketing
>>77146888
He didn't miss weight because he never showed up to the weighins
He was ill
>>77146942
>showed up to the weighins
>He was ill
gee, i wonder what it could have been
>>77146942
He was ill from gorging himself on fucking cake
fucking hate niggerpad so fucking much i would knock out that fucking wannabe sandnigger khabib in twenty seconds hes a ronda tier bitch on the feet
>>77146995
he's my second favorite mma and boxing analyst
>>77146988
easy dockie, you're tied up with impersonating people
>>77147011
that's not tyson fury?
Are fighters deliberately lying about food poisoning or do they really not recognize that their sickness is from extreme weight cutting?
literally howling @ you zilches that think im dockspic
that fucking dwarfnigger barely surpasses 100k let alone 5"4 i make more money than that nobody in half a month i would toss him into the pacific ocean
>>77147043
does the organization tell them to lie so the sport doesn't get investigated lol
if anyone is interested betsafe is doing a promo your first deposit they double as long as it's under 30 pounds. You don't need to stake your deposit either
>>77147043
Lying. Just like Cejudo's """""broken hand"""""" and Nunes """"""""stuffy nose""""""""
>>77147071
seems like good money for a welfare queen like yourself
you would not joke like that within 100 feet of me you dont even own a firearm
>>77147043
Nobody is going to publicly say that they tanked a fight from cutting too much weight. It's not the fighters' fault though, the UFC has created a huge upswing in the number of weight issues by moving the weigh-ins back a day. As long as extreme weight cutting is allowed nearly everyone is going to do it for fear of being at a huge disadvantage. Same with PED use
*GADOOOSH*
>>77147144
c'mon son, why do you have to always try to get that dork revv'd up to completely derail the thread
>>77147144
I watched highlights my dude
>>77147199
schaub getting BULLED?
What is this 6pm-3am meme I keep hearing about?
The fight game respects Schaub
/heem/ doesn't
I know who I'm siding with!!
Whether you only pray to him on Sundays, or face his direction 5x a day, you MUST respect the work Brendan Schaub is putting into the fight game.
>>77147258
>I know who I'm siding with!!
just like any other bandwagoneer you massive faggot
>>77147258
Floyd "I watched some highlights" mayweather had no idea who Schlob was
>Floyd Mayweather literally personally thanked Schaub to his face
>>77147282
Does this upset you h8r?
>>77147286
i guess floyd doesn't watch the #1 ranked comedy show on itunes
Luke Thomas said Schaub is an example of how a successful career in media should look. In terms of how quickly he has gotten HUGE and on a variety of big name platforms. Do you agree?
>>77147294
>>77147299
Gods recognize Gods
>>77147299
>>77147319
schaub looks like he's ready for the succ
>>77147308
Luke should respect Schaub. Schaub put it all on the line in actual sports. No disrespect to Luke, but he was never an athlete.
>>77144820
>>77144863
A zebra going a broken heart doesn't look good on dark skin.
>>77147308
no, only reason Brendan is where he is, is because of Joe Rogan. Even Coral springs won't dispute this
>>77147164
Because >Coral Springs is an eternal fountain of (You)s. If there was one autist that sat here all day responding to literally every Woodley post then that'd still be a thing too
>>77147308
i wonder how luke would have done in the ufc heavyweight division. he would literally have to cut to 265.
>>77147199
>>77147249
>IT IS ALL OVER
>>77147364
shit's old, he's not even being a pretentious avatar faggot. Leave him be, you fags got him shook, that's what we wanted
>Fight Night
>Nelson headlining
Yes
>Gunnar Nelson
Oh
>>77147358
so? opie put anthony on the radio. and for 20 years anthony was funnier than opie. just like schaub > rogan
>>77147390
Who did you think it was? Roy Nelson? Even worse you blithering zilch!!!
>>77147405
this is not the same case my guy, schaub does nothing better than rogaine
>>77147390
>liking lard ass more than based gunni
lmao @ your """life"""
>>77147390
Same tbqh famalam
>>77147380
well meme'd
>>77147390
Here's that (You) yer looking for
>>77147384
I don't (You) him, but he loves the attention and there'll always be someone that prods him. I don't like it but there's no solution...even if he left the guy that's been imitating SpergOP for months would probably pick up where he left off.
Do you miss me yet /heem/? Who will point out leg kicks to the body without me?
>>77147421
>schaub does nothing better than rogaine
i guarantee you schaub beats rogan at nigball
Man, American heem is bad, I tell you what
>>77147501
post another picture of joanna
>>77147501
Things that wouldn't exist without America:
>UFC
>Bellator
>Invicta
>4chan
>Poland
>>77147507
I was going to but I'm busy playing vidya, fite nite sleep schedule without fite nite is messing me up
>>77147534
>I'm busy playing vidya
what do you play?
>>77147549
Second stronghold of the squads
>>77147566
you have shit taste my guy
Invicta is live if you goofs arent aware
https://www.ufc.tv/video/invicta-fc-24
Who is your favorite female fighter?
who TSUUU here?
>>77147592
I can't hear you over my collection of fancy headwear
>>77147599
Stream?
>>77147599
May I borrow your username and password? And no I'm not signing up even if it's "free." Please let me sign in with your username and password.
>>77147613
shes so oddly attractive. like mom hot but not a milf
>>77147625
all I see is future meth head
[LITERALLY SEETHING]
>>77147620
>fancy headwear
kek, he's got a gaymen headset guys! go prep some hotpockets
Are women more vulnerable to liver shots because they don't have as thick midsections?
>missing weight by 5 pounds in the heaviest division available for women
>>77147672
That's not what I meant goof, does phrase "hat simulator" tell you anything ?
What's your UFC 2 mains /heem/?
>Heavyweight
Werdoomb and Stiopic
>Light Heavyweight
Rumble and Liddell
>Middleweight
Weidman
>Welterweight
Woodley
>Lightweight
Khalabib and Showtime
>Featherweight
Showtime
>implying I'd play as manlets and women
Invicta 24: No Wikipedia Edition
>>77147696
>does phrase "hat simulator" tell you anything
no, explain
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
>>77147697
>Featherweight
>Showtime
He will never fight again at 145.
>>77147708
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hat-fortress-2
>>77147744
>team fortress
into the trash
>>77147737
I know, but he can in the vidya ;)
He's a literal ninja in game
sheem tapped
>>77147760
I'm retarded, I thought you were talking about your boys.
sheem almost fell
>>77147759
sick burn
>>77147775
Some of them are. Woodley ain't my fuckin boy tho, he just got gorilla arms
>>77147786
my dick
>>77146766
Gunnar
JoJo
Felder
Marshman
Craig
Willis
Sunna looks like shes gonna die
>>77147658
you have to be mentally ill to be attracted to that
>>77147911
great picture
>>77148008
thats what most people say when they see you but your mom still tries to love you
>>77148043
you're not wrong
July 11, 2017 — Staples Center, Los Angeles, California, US
July 12, 2017 — Budweiser Stage[a], Toronto, Ontario, Canada
July 13, 2017 — Barclays Center, Brooklyn, New York, US
July 14, 2017 — The SSE Arena, Wembley, London, UK
So how have the judges scored this so far? I'm a wagecuck now and don't have the time to watch these anymore.
>>77148078
Faggots anal fuck for dumb murricans. Normal ppl dont care
>tfw did mdma for the first time and had my gf break up with me all within the past 2 hours
Life is crazy tbhfamilia. Dont forgot to rate my blog post.
>>77147249
This can't be real.
>>77146563
I unironically want to see Khabib vs Lee
>>77148078
I think the consensus was
10-9 Goober
10-8 Goober
10-9 Floyd
10-9 Goober
but I haven't watched them in full either
>>77148078
the official scorecards were:
R1 Goobs 10-9
R2 Goobs 10-8
R3 Mayweather 10-8
R4 Goobs 10-9
>>77148078
''''''''''world''''''''''''' tour
>FOR THE LOVE OF WINNING
>>77148112
looks like the rt.com comments sections
>>77144745
kek
McGregor confirmed GOAT
Potatoes greatest superfood
Bosco wins posthumous BAFTA
Is there ANYTHING us Irish CAN'T do?
TSUUUUU
>>77147358
Luke Thomas disagreed with this point.
>>77145199
Fist round McGregor is the most dangerous fighter on Earth.
>>77148119
>>77148119
>I unironically want to see Khabib vs Lee
Why, so you can call Lee a can when khabib beats him? its a mismatch and does nothing for kebab
List your mt Rushmore of wmma.
>>77145248
Is this fat fuck still trying to get to middleweight?
>>77148245
at or under 155 pounds
>>77148226
>Is there ANYTHING us Irish CAN'T do?
stay sober ?
>>77148270
I feel like Kevin Lee might be able to slow down Khabib's wrestling.
>Gunnar's father, Haraldur Dean Nelson (aka Halli Nelson), is of Anglo-AMERICAN and Icelandic descent.
>>77148270
i want to see Lee the pathetic black boi getting subbed by the BCC (big churka cock)
>>77148226
build an unsinkable ship
>>77148298
True for poles too.
>>77148333
That was the Brits in Northern Ireland. Nobody cares about them.
>Sunna wins tonight
>Gunni wins tomorrow
>Icelandic womens football team wins the Euros this month
who can stop us?
>>77148375
england is arguably the greatest country of all time, don't even go there
>>77148381
trump
>>77148270
>and does nothing for kebab
I don't want to see Khabib fight for an interim belt with Tony. That fight has fallen through 3 times. Sure he's deserving but fuck him. Also Lee is rising up the ranks fast and called him out.
I was hoping they did Gaethje vs Tony for the interim desu but Gaethje is fighting Eddie Alvarez.
>>77148402
>American education
When did I mention England?
Miesha isn't conventionally "pretty" but something about her stirs a deep and primal urge for sex within me.
>>77148425
That dirty muslim rat should fuck off back to Russia and stop begging McGregor and the UFC for a money fight. McGregor will go to Russia and KO that ugly cunt after he's done taking over boxing.
>>77148381
>Win in events nobody cared
>>77148462
for me, jj
>>77148278
Carano, Rousey, Cyborg, Joanna
>>77148495
>t. 52% non-white
>>77148462
>>77148536
delet this
>>77148495
Everyone knows and agrees that Ireland is the greatest country of all time, you fat American faggot.
>>77148536
>implying i give a fuck about the united states or nonwhites
your country is completely irrelevant, it has never accomplished anything, literally lol
>>77148568
Literally zero people in history who are objective would even call Ireland "OK" let alone the greatest country of all time.
>>77148552
meisha is hot and a slut too
whats not to like
she isnt a 10 but few are
>>77148578
You're a fan, fatso. I know a fan when I see one. You love big Irish balls all in your face.
>>77148629
>slut
do you have an ounce of proof to back up that assertion
>>77148602
GOAT. It's even in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Now get on your knees and pray that you have Irish blood in you.
>>77148642
yeah I've met her a few times
>>77148631
i've been to ireland, i actually enjoyed it lol, second to croatia, better than ~10 other countries in europe i've been to
you really don't have anything to be proud of though
>>77148306
Thought Gunnar had the Anglo look
Tbqh
>>77148278
Borg, Joanna, Shev (small for weight class), Nunes with blacksplosion, Honda with pure judo
>>77148673
Croatia hasn't got shit on us. And you know it.
love invicta always delivers
>>77148668
my grandfather came off the boat from ireland, he drank himself to death before 60
I WANT THAT BIG BLACK DICK CONOR
t. floyd
>>77148713
I don't know it was pretty god damn nice. I liked driving 100 MILES per hour in Ireland on the WRONG side of the road lol
>>77147686
girls are so fucking brittle... they're basically 10 yo boys no memeing
maverick's striking is not very clean but she's pretty strong
>>77145726
He's going to get Sage North Cutt from the UFC
>>77148731
Sounds like a cool guy.
>>77148748
Just like the locals after a few small ones.
>>77148777
Lots of potential
>>77148794
You know what countries fucking stunk? Germany and the Czech Republic. Fucking awful.
>>77148794
wouldn't know, never met him
still claim irish heritage cause I can and why not
Should knight really be a favorite?
>>77148278
Bec Rawlings
Kailin Curran
Bethe Correia
Katlyn Chookagian
>>77148821
>muh heritage
Why is he so hated? He's a fucking boring and clearly not very intelligent, but his job was getting punched in the face for living.
>>77148827
Hope Woodley loses now that he's not the underdog
>>77148827
he's future top 5 in his division desu
>>77148827
Not at all. Lamas at those odds is free money
>>77148817
Germans hate themselves and also have a fuckton of immigrants who hate Germany almost as much as Germans do.
Never been to Czech Republic but worked with a few of those lads. Big bastards. Good guys.
>>77148840
>that post
>that flag
>>77148534
This
Although it's still early, legit WMMA is very young
>>77148790
why is dana trying to delete sagefu?
>>77148863
i didn't like their smelly waitresses
i'm also very quiet and polite and stupid enough to tip but they knew i was american so they treated me like trash
>>77148867
It seems like for the most part, we get the hard working immigrants. Europeans don't know how to tame them.
Maverick has low fight IQ. Or is it just inexperience
Who is the woman commentator for Invicta? She has a qt voice.
Reminder almost all fighters never get better and just remain the same their entire careers
When they talk about a fighter still learning and growing its just a meme to make you turn in, for almost all cases, though a minority of exceptions occur, though its even more rarely a dramatic transformation
*shrugs neck*
those score cards
>>77148918
complete shit per usual m8
>improvement is a meme
fuck off cunt
>>77148903
>wymmyn fighters
>trash and scum by definition
> iq
Lowut
>>77148916
Julie Kedzie, former fighter
Are you dorks seriously watching
>wmma
wow barbara is cute af
>>77148985
i've said it before she is maybe the only female commentator or radio personality or whatever i can tolerate
If DC beats Jon is he confirmed for GOAT?
>>77148994
yeah she is a qt
>>77148998
I would love to see him beat Jones than fight Stipe
Eternal boy tier if he does
>>77148997
She's doing particularly well tonight also
wmma is cringy, i'm sorry.
the only one that doesn't make me cringe is joanna
>>77149024
oh i'm not listening to her i'm just saying hearing her voice isn't ruining the event
is shit getting deleted in this thread? funny, schaubposting isnt being touched.
>dabbing in the ring
>>77148918
This is true after about 10 fights.
https://youtu.be/ZKH58oVKZik
Would love to see Floyd on TFATK
the worst are the female commentators who do that phony voice to try to sound more masculine
>>77148901
You can see the moment when he realizes they are more scared of him than he is of them.
>>77149039
I usually dislike her commentary but tonight she's clear and concise
>>77148175
im so glad i never have to see travis browne fight again
>>77149088
Would love to see him fight Ngannou
>5'8"
She's a big girl.
>>77149088
i'm so glad he and ronda own multiple firearms
>>77149093
i take it back. i want to see that absolute bloodbath
>>77149108
BIG
>>77149110
i check the news every morning looking for the inevitable murder-suicide
>>77149128
10 inch reach advantage on cyroid santos
>>77148918
Holloway and Whittaker literally prove you wrong you eejit
HARD WORK, HARD WORK, YEAAAAAAAAAAH, YEAAAAAAAAH, DANA WHITE, DANA WHITE, TAP TAP, BRING MY BAG, WELL THEN POINT TO THE EASY WORK THEN!
ref just got bored and stopped the fight haha
The fuck was that stoppage
>>77149146
Was Rogan really "good friends" with Phil Hartman or did he just work with him and is saying that?
weak stoppage, but it was the inevitable outcome
>>77149162
Whittaker would get KO'd by Thompson tomorrow.
>>77149162
>2 exceptions disprove "almost all cases"
lol americans are so fucking stupid and obese and dying of diabetes
>>77149163
floyd is so cringey, he just repeats the same shit over and over for 30 seconds at a time, it's like he's just wasting time till he can think of something else to say.
>>77149182
was some bs you either stop it when she fell back initially or you let her fight it out he was feeling guilty that he let it go cuz she was fighting back but getting her ass whooped and decided to end it cuz females
>>77149202
ya just say that instead of admitting you're a jackass
Could you imagine going to high school with Cody and having him be your bully? Not only do you have to put up with shit daily but he'd kick your ass if you stood up for yourself.
I wonder how many kids he drove to suicide.
>>77148918
You amaze me austrailia, everyday you manage to say something dumber than the last
>>77149191
he was tertiary boys with him. its not like ari shaffir or duncan trussel getting off'd
Listen, if i stand like this *spreads legs apart*, and i throw jabs like this *flicks jab*, i promise you you've never seen this before
>>77149202
>Stephen "i literally got wrestlefucked by matt brown" thompson
No improvements there!
>>77149223
he's 5 6 he didnt bully anyone
>>77149230
mauro looks like an out of shape vampire
>>77149210
I listed those 2 cause I knew you'they're the only ones you'd know you emu-war losing diarrhea convict descendant
>>77149223
>manlet
>bullying anyone
holy shit Kolesnyk is absolute waifu tier
NEW GIRL NEW GIRL NEW GIRL
>>77149224
it sucks how one sperg who is here every day spewing his shitty opinions makes your flag look like shit, he's probably a dirty welfare abo mad that based whittaker is representing for the true white australian master race and not the savage natives.
>>77149273
she is qt
>>77149213
He does it so he can annoy nutriders like you, when he gets the mic the crowd is constantly booing him so he says the same thing over and over to get them to shut up
schaub is literally going to be in a bunch of those awful hollywood comedy movies doing small parts for like 100K isn't he
>>77149273
she's very cute!
>>77149265
yeah thats a cogent argument
>i used 2 examples to disprove your argument that applies for 99% of cases
>by acknowleding there's only a handful of exceptions i disproved that 1% get better
kill your self with food
>>77149223
>CG being smart enough for high school
really coxes my cortex
>>77149233
They improve for around ~10 fights then plateau. That was Thompson's seventh fight after 2 years of being an MMA fighter.
>>77149273
A lot of the Ukrainian female fighters coming over seem qt
>Kolesnyk's nickname is Pretty
>>77149292
i'm not nutriding anyone, i think floyd will win the fight easily. but watching him at the press conference is just boring as fuck, the only funny thing he did the whole time was making it rain on conor, he's just not very entertaining.
>>77149273
>>77149326
she's going to lose
>>77149298
You're a real mental patient huh? You want me to list 51% of the current UFC roster verbatim just to disprove some mentally stunted loser such as yourself?
>fighters never improve
Maybe that's what your coach told you when you went and tried out for boxing and saw that you were completely hopeless and suggested you to go play badminton instead. What a waste of space.
>>77149334
"Yeaaaahh" is a good meme.
Remember when Damien Meia REALLY EVOLVED AS A FIGHTER oh nah he just does bjj all the time again
Remember when Anderson Silva REALLY EVOLVED AS A WRESTLER oh nah hes on his back again hope he can get a triangle or this is over
kek. fat americans. when will they die of diabetes?
>>77149295
oh for sure my guy 100%
is this a mistake or do they know something I dont?
literally even the employees are gay in Invicta kek
>>77145180
>shucking and jiving
you mean the dancing? are you calling him a uncle tom lol? are you even black?
>>77148482
Irish flags need to get IP banned, atleast it will provide a filter for those with enough IQ points to use a proxy
missing weight by 4lbs when you had to make 145 at 5'6"
Kolesnyks facing a can
>>77149334
I find him to be entertaining and funny on the mic, on the other hand, only teenagers find Mcgregor's juvenile insults to be funny. 99% of the reason people even laugh at what he says is cause of his thick irish accent, he never actually says anything that's hilarious, it's how he says it, like "torteen" "fook" and "tree"
>>77149353
>Remember when Damien Meia REALLY EVOLVED AS A FIGHTER oh nah he just does bjj all the time again
He improved his wrestling to the point where he could reliably take people down, improved his striking defense to avoid getting hit on the way in, and gave up being a shitty kickboxer entirely.
>>77149313
>Reminder almost all fighters never get better and just remain the same their entire careers
>They improve for around ~10 fights
>>77149353
maia has really pulled his game together recently so I don't know what you're on about
sounds like you're booty blasted that improvement exists
>>77149365
if you lose that bet i will pay you back those 10 bucks
>>77149365
jojo did miss weight I guess cav is on a streak
>>77149365
>>77149384
he truly is an evolving fighter
he learnt to hold people better after being an expert at holding people and choking them
kek
amerifats? when will they stop being obese idiots
>>77149326
ukrainian girls are the most beautiful
>>77149163
>>77149213
Thats what all ghetto 'thugs' do, it works for black people. its cringe if some asian/white dude would do it
>>77147697
HW
>Bas Rutten
LHW
>Silva
MW
>Weidman
WW
>Cowboy
LW
>Ferguson
FW
>Olivera
BW
>TJ
the other weightclasses arent worth playing. The imbalance between the useful characters and the usless ones is too big
>>77149353
Lol Demian Maia is a horrible example you moron. Before the Masvidal fight he had gotten hit a total of 4 times in his last 3 fights, that's massive improvement compared to his earlier days.
>>77149405
do you need a dick m8
5/10 slag is already mounted
>>77149380
conor doesn't say many funny things either but he is way less annoying on the mic, they both are cringe city but floyd just comes off way dumber, he's not a good entertainer.
why dont any of the Ladds look like their mom?
>>77149392
>>77149398
I just checked other sites and it's a mistake, they've put the odds the wrong way round but apparently they're not aloud to deny you your money/odds once the bets been placed
betsafe if you want to jump in on it it will probably wont be there long
>>77149402
yeah but +1000 odds
>>77149326
>>77149412
proof ukrainian girls being the hottest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxsYu5u6A3Y
built like a brickhouse, tasty feet too
>fat american lot lizard beating my brand new waifu
booooo
>>77149337
call me a god. imagine what megan would have done to her
>>77149443
Floyd is smarter than Conor. Get over it already, had the better insults too.
>>77147697
>hw
Werdum
>lhw
Manuwa
>MW
Hall
>LW
Ferguson
>FW
Holloway
>BW
Faber
>>77144844
>he doesn't know each tattoo is + stats depending on location
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77144820
wtf will floyd do if conor overtakes him in IG followers????
>>77149476
>thinking Floyd writes his own shit
y'all ready for my #6 waifu Jinh Yu to rek some shit?
>>77149510
jnh yu frey needs some bangkok
Home cooked meal.
>>77149443
Connah is faggot clown for dumb plebs
>>77149476
It's crazy hypocritical for you to call anyone else a nuthugger when you have mayweathers chocolate dick clogging your wind pipe.
Floyd is a typical uneducated niglet and getting clowned by someone like conor is just embarrassing.
Nobody on /heem/ can match my striking. Nobody could stand with me.
Thought I hit the lottery lads
>>77149567
i could heem you in 13 seconds m8
>>77149478
Nice to see another Fergi player. I love the versatility of his move-set, its just a shame he seems to have lower than average stopping power compared to the other LWs
>>77149550
>That image
Wow Conor nuthuggers sure are sensitive little trash. Make fun of their idot and say he isn't funny and they sperg out all over the place lmao at least you pretended to be neutral for awhile there.
>>77149550
>not realizing floyds only objective is to get you angry enough to buy his ppvs to make him more money
>current year
>>77149567
>>/box/
Did anyone capture that dog in the promo?
>Jin Yuh with the dog
>>77149590
>>77149597
>not realising my objective is to get you angry
floyd nuthuggers are easier to trigger than conor nuthuggers
What is better chance? Macgregor winning against Floyd or tony evinger beating cyborg
>>77149443
Floyd just a ghetto money grabbing nigger
>>77149608
>>77149619
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWicfpzg-ln
this?
>>77149620
>implying anyones angry
you have to be the worst troll of all time
>>77149638
it was basically the same thing, but the background was black like in the pre-fight interviews.
>>77149638
lel
>>77149671
you faggot
>>77149676
rude
>>77149656
Ugly shit. But ufc relentlessly push forward this shit. Why?
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500
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>>77148375
all of ireland is british lets face it