Today's games
>4:30pm Panama vs Martinique
>7pm US vs Nicaragua
News
>Costa Rica tops Group A, Canada and Honduras advance to quarters
>Michael Bradley, Jozy Altidore to join US after group stage
te meoo
>USMNT
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj
>>77143192
The US game is on FXX
Wanna know why?
>>77143270
wait wut? FXX doing sports now? I thought that was the Simpsons re-run channel
>>77143192
First for my little sawker being exposed once again.
Fuck this gay edition,
Real thread here
>>77143422
>>77143422
>>77143422
>>77143391
>being a yurocuck
>>77143496
>watching my little sawker
Your neckbeard is a little too long there. Also, you got a stain on your fedora and BAZINGA shirt.
>Who /507/ here
>>77143270
He's implying FXX is worse than FS2?
What's up, /oro/?
Hopefully someone breaks Memeis, Zardass, McCartshit and Guzan's legs.
3 GOALS
Muchachos ya llegué, salúdenme no sean malos
KLINSMANN IN
Is there seriously not an English broadcast for this game? Univision is on my Sling TV, at least.
>>77146289
Saludos muchachito
>>77146289
El ticANO aaaaaaaaajj
>>77146333
el KlinsmANO
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajajajajajajajajajajajjaaaaaaa
>>77146409
FXX
>I
wtf is up with this lineup? Is hamid any good?
Nicaragua has a chance to go through if they win and Jamaica btfo El Salvador
Who /nica/ here?
>>77146612
he can read
cut above floyd
>>77146612
No he's absolute shit.
It's a cracker jack line up for a mickey mouse cup
Fox Sports Go is streaming it, if you have a Roku or anything like that. At least it's in HD unlike FXX.
Why doesn't the US care about soccer? Fucking reeeeeeeeeee
>you can't do that
Do they not realize how gay they sound?
>>77146643
>Being bumped down by TAPED discount turn left
>>77146680
I know right, where are the vuvuzelas and ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhhh ohhh chants
>>77146643
What? I have FXX in HD here. Pretty comfy
>>77146697
Pls delet.
It hurts.
Who /a/ here?
>>77146723
Nigga did you say... /a/?
>>77146711
Damn, I do not. I even had to watch always sunny in shitty SD. It's like they forgot this station existed or something.
>Mexico's Supreme Court ruled in 2013 that two anti-gay words, "puñal" and "maricones", are not protected as freedom of expression under the Constitution, allowing people offended by the terms to sue for moral damages
eyyyyyyy PUTO
>>77146723
this guy :^)
So realistically, if Nicaragua win by like 15 goals, Martinique can still advance right?
>zusi
Why is he still playing again?
just betted on over 2.5 goals. will i lose ameribros?
>>77146818
Lol you're fucked
>>77146818
You betted on garbage my little sawker strikers to score so yes.
Don't forget to contribute to our quintessential cringe collage of the Gold Cup
Come on ameribros fuck them up
>>77146711
it is comfy
>still can't handle counter attacks
Lol this team is fucking garbage.
>>77146643
>>77146711
>>77146874
>not watching on SUPERIOR Uni tDN
Cringe.
>>77146798
Nope, if Nicaragua wins by 2 mariquitas are out
>zusi
>inb4 Honduras wins this meme cup without scoring a single goal
>>77146833
>>77146852
kek, i sure am
>>77146798
>Realistically
>nicaragua
>scoring
>still can't score in a first half
And to think you faggots were clamoring for these garbage MLelS players to be on the team.
>get home and tune in
>1 second in and I already hear USA chant in the background
>>77146890
So if Nicaragua win by 1 then Martinique are in? And if USA win they're in right?
>>77146904
>he doesn't hate the USA and wish in the bottom of his heart that they would lose by 15 to a Nicaragua side that cant even score one, just so the rest of the world can laugh at us and we can meme >Martinique for years to come
>>77146927
It's nicalel I would rather eat shit than see those faggots get anything
That F bomb
>>77146913
>Klinsmann gets shit from the pro-mls media and fags for not calling up the so called best mls players
>Bruce calls a shitload of them up and lo and behold they can't score for shit or control the midfield
When will these idiots realize just how garbage we are? We hardly have to compete for a wc spot so we greatly overestimate our shit players.
>>77146705
I'll take that shit over that gay shit they're spouting. Shit other countries have songs but this is what we come up with? Hell the I believe chant was actually good
HEY GIVE HIM A FUCKING CARD
Man, McCarty and Zuni are really bad
Where's the MLS autist?
>>77146927
>So if Nicaragua win by 1 then Martinique are in? And if USA win they're in right?
No, El Salvador has to lose by at least 2 tomorrow for either Martinique or Nicaragua making it through
>>77146975
But you're here, ferny.
>chris pontius
is that the jackass guy?
>>77146947
Here's the problem. If USA wins and does well in the knockouts, /sp/ will never hear the end of it. If USA loses, the banter against the USA will be so much that it chases American posters to /int/ until nfl or nhl season starts
I'm from America and I think American /sp/ posters and /bant/ posters for that matter are completely insufferable
>>77146818
>betting
wtf, I thought Denmark was supposed to be white
>and a short pass from Chris Pontius
>>77147009
Is that Kurt angle?
>>77147004
desu our commercials are filled with betting. A lot of casino sites, and major betting companies like bet365 and unibet.
friendly reminder that Honduras is on Quarterfinals whitout scoring a goal
>>77147020
kek looks like chris from jackass
>>77147020
Yeah dude
>we're so fucking awful that we're unironically going to finish behind Panama due to inferior goal differential.
>>77147040
That would make more sense
>>77147034
The Gold Cup format was a mistake.
>>77147059
The entirety of concacaf is a mistake
fucking merge concacaf and conmebol already
>>77147052
>based early 2000s Shawn Michaels
wrestling used to be fun. What happened?
>>77147084
looks like a punjabi prison match
Damn almost had a decent chimp out
>>77147081
This. A thousand times this.
Nuke this team pls
>McCarty falling down
So we can agree he's by far the worst player on the usmnt?
>>77146975
He's circle jerking to pictures of that shit striker dwyer
>>77146723
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
JOKER ONA
SCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>"""""""""""people""""""""""" actually rated McCarty
>"""""""""""people""""""""""" actually rated Acosta
>"""""""""""people""""""""""" actually rated Morris
>"""""""""""people""""""""""" actually rated Bedoya
These """""""""""people""""""""""" are why we are and always will be shit.
Just as I was lamenting how bad our finishing/touch is and how we lack first-class first touch ability in our forwards...
>muh pure effort lucky deflection score
USA USA USA
God fucking dammit.
>>77147146
Bedoya literally just got an assist
How are the games going lads?
Rate my bros
>>77147146
what do you mean by "people"
>I don't rate Corona
>>77147146
>bradley and altidore are actually ""good""
damn
Well at least Miazga looks bretty gud.
>>77147172
USA winning 1-0 right now. I'm clawing my hair out wishing that someone bombs the field and gives Nicaragua a complimentary 3-0 win after a tragedy.
Panama won 3-0 and probably the group
>>77147183
Post hat
>>77147205
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Doyle. And Dwyer is better than Altidore in terms of actually scoring the chances given to him.
>>77147183
10/10, would jump the border for it
>>77147219
can you rate me a better midfielder euroboo
>>77147224
Build wall paco
What was that, Dwyer
>>77147183
Usually I get 2 or 3 burgers and no fries
Where my mexibros at?
>>77147210
>>77147210
Thanks anon
>tfw these threads are too slow for midmatch sluts
>>77147312
Feel free to start posting.
pretty solid crowd, upper deck is mostly empty but the crowd im around is good
Anyone have a webm of the goal?
>>77147327
I don't have any saved here
And you're the br bro anon
Oh shit, If things stand like this, we got Mexico vs Honduras and US vs Costa Rica in the Quarterfinals
>>77146723
>>77147362
Tell me... te gusta edecanes thiqq?
>>77147306
Any time lad
How's your cunt doing?
>>77147385
Thiccccccer anon.
>>77147385
this
>>77147400
Actual thicc please no fatty shit
>>77147400
Did you say... thiqqer?
>>77147413
>tfw I like chubby girls
>>77147431
There is nothing wrong with liking chubby girls, as long as you aren't chubby (subhuman).
>>77147365
>16 year old leaf is tied for golden boot
>>77147429
Keep it up. I want more. I need more
I want to see how thicc you're willing to go
>>77147429
>>77147429
THICKER
Careful with what you wish for. Are you sure you can handle thickness?
>>77147447
>tfw I'm chubby and genuinely like belly girls with normal sized tits, a bit of a flabby belly, and huge hips and a fat ass.
I fucked this Puerto Rican girl once with those specs. Holy fucking shit.
>El país apestoso de Nicaragua
>>77147470
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT HNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>77147471
Whooooooo boy. You've gotten me going, and i just fapped too
>>77147504
Model named Stefania Ferrario
>>77147476
When I had a gf she was kinda chubby and small, and she was kind of cute. I always told her to lose some weight but I loved her body regardless.
>>77147504
You are not ready for handling thiqq
>>77147536
>>77147470
>>77147504
>>77147541
and we're back lads
>>77147471
who is this semen demon?
WHITNEYPOSTING IS A THING NOW.
>>77147541
Stefania Ferrario, anon. Pic unrelated though.
>>77147538
I want to know how thicc you can go brazil
>>77147563
Alyssa Sorto
>El AmericANO
fucking hell
>>77147595
You underestimate me.
Hey England, you can have Dwyer back
JUST
HOLY SHIT
>an English born player missing on a penalty kick
Yup that makes sense
>Dwyer
>>77147639
You can do better than that mate
Alyssa sorto was thiccer than that
>El rancho maloliente de Nicaragua
one more lads !
>>77147639
Let me show you thicc
>>77146872
Tico Mindset in 2017
> OMG THAT DRUMPF IS SUCH A RACIST
> OMG KEEP THOSE NICAS OUT OF HERE
>>77147720
>being scared of some belly and them thighs
Y'all can't handle thiccccc
>>77147746
We got the MLS anon boys
Nicaragua isn't going to win by 15 are they?
>>77147747
any thiccc pornstars?
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SECOND PUNULTY
CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO FUCK IT UP AGAIN
SI ERA PENAL
SI ERA PENAL
SI ERA PENAL
SI ERA PENAL
>>77147777
Worst fucking quads ever.
That's a fucking joke right? You're just being ironic and just script posting right?
This post actually made me so fucking mad I don't have words to comprehend my thoughts right now. I literally cant even thoughts right now. Nope. Fuck you anon. Kill yourself right now.
are you fucking kidding me
OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS
CHI
>El americANO
NICE MEMES
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
jesus chris USA and penalties
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
BRUCE MAKE THESE KIDS PRACTICE PENALTIES GOD DAMN
>missing 2 penalties against Nicaragua
wtf i cant find any stream orace stream, all the fox sports dont have the game on wtf am i supposed to watch this on
REEEE
>Bruce "are you fucking kidding me? Motherfucker"
WEBM NOW PLS
>>77147834
It's on FXX. Why the fuck they put it on the Simpsons channel makes no sense.
Also >>77143270
>>77147834
It's on FXX lad
If you don't get that then use Univision
What's worse? American penalty kicks or English goalkeeping?
Post video evidence
AmeriCA-No
>The absolute state of US penalty shooting
>El usANO
>>77147850
this
>The Simpsons and soccer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZjtX1QrYW4
>>77147850
UPLOAD THAT SHIT ON WGIF
>>77147850
Where is El PolANO? we need him
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Food came, had to eat.
>>77147664
>he doesn't rate Demi Rose's thiqqness
>>77147936
Why are you guys so obsessed with Nicaraguans? I heard they're like what the Polish are to the British.
What are you guys doing after this match?
>>77147936
Se metió coca el arrecho
>>77147971
Imagine border hopping mexicans of the worst kind but they come en masse, bitch about us all day, literally have made military moves on us solely out of being bitter fucks, they're super smelly and they're always extremely prone to violence.
>Jorge
>Juan
>Alejandro
What """national""" team is this again?
>>77147983
New Vegas and fappin
>>77147971
They're the obsessed ones, we just laugh and get angry at their stupid shit
>>77147971
Faux sense of superiority. The same behavior displayed by Argentinians and Mexicans to some extent.
But being "superior" in Central America means jack shit lol. In the land of the blind, etc.
>>77148014
Mexican "J" team
>>77147983
If I find a stream, mexican baseball while playing Tokyo Xtreme Racer 3 (just because)
>>77143192
who /LosSinson/ here????
>>77148040
Ya llego el nicANO
>>77148040
You have to go back
>>77148009
>literally have made military moves on us solely out of being bitter fucks
fucking kek, that sounds hilarious
>>77148038
>They're the obsessed ones
not seeing any in this thread 2bh
>>77148040
you're definitely one of them aren't you?
>>77147983
>Jack off to my favorite Colombian camwhore
>eat
>cry myself to sleep
that's my Saturday night
Why are American soccer fans the ugliest? Everyone soccer game with other country has so many qt's. embarrassing.
>>77148101
No one gives a shit about >soccer in america
>>77147983
play with doges
>>77143270
Half the country at least doesn't have fs2
>>77148054
Mexican baseball? Wtf
You mean Dominican ?
>>77147983
Watching man United vs Galaxy while crying because no gf
Why do the US need 3? Just tuned in
>us player gets the ball
>loses his footing
>us player gets penalty
>misses
>>77148101
The average male soccer fan is a beta nu male. Hot women aren't attracted to that. They'd rather pretend to like sports like football and basketball where douchey chads and niggers are the the target audience.
>>77148101
Nigger what?
Thicc American soccer qt's are the best
>>77148128
Dominican baseball is unwatchable on summer (literally because there's nothing to watch). I really meant mexican.
>>77148136
They'll win the group if they get one more goal
>>77147983
Play osu and StepMania. Maybe some Far Cry 3.
Let the murderball begins
>>77148162
Stream osu pls, I'll watch.
Refball
No era roja
>>77148174
I'm shit. My internet is also shit.
>>77148168
HERE
WE
GO
g-guys what are we watching after this?
pls don't leave me alone
>>77148186
>My internet is also shit.
That's a problem
>I'm shit.
That's not a problem
>>77148128
>he dosnt know about the autistic brazilian mexican baseball fan
Fucking newfag
we won lads !
there it is
>>77148193
Nothing, just go tsuu post
>>77148151
She looks way better from this angle
>>77148136
To beat Panama's spread
GOAL
USA VS THE LEAF
It's going to be interesting
GOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
GOAL
>>77148162
PIU>StepMania
>>77148193
Manchester United vs LA Galaxy starts in an hour. Expect a few dabs from Pogba.
>>77143270
Who remembers when fxx used to be the fox soccer channel?
youtube.com/watch?v=tWRCNBk4TOg
SCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>77148064
lel, ticos can't criticism for shit. probably our worst trait.
Can't wait to get out of here. Enjoy your 15%+ sales tax.
JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING CUP ALREADY
THE MURDER IS REAL
>>77147983
Waiting for the /box/ Berchelt vs Miura, HBO Showtime
fuck yeah USA
not the most skilled but they never give up
USA USA USA
The leaf vs El AmericANO
Who are you supporting?
>>77148258
I would drop dead before supporting a leaf
>>77148217
Actually it will be Honduras barring a Jamaican blowout of El Salvador
>>77148264
My dude
The Time Is Upon US
>>77148258
El AmericAno obviously
does anybody now how united will line-up against LA ?
>>77148237
ah that's right. thanks for the reminder. see you there bro :3
GOAL
DAY OF THE RAKE IS NEXT
>>77148145
>alt-right reaction face.
fuck this.
>>77148258
Leaf confirmed villain in this cup
>>77148258
The leaf
>>77148195
Do you play osu?
Guys, guys
The leafs are on Mexico's side of the bracket
>>77148247
Nicaragua is shit compared to Costa Rica. Criticize away.
>>77148386
Nah, never even tried, but it's always fun to watch people play rhythm games.
>>77148388
>tfw day of the rake ain't coming
>>77148247
Don't worry lad just go back to nicaland, no one will miss you
>>77148101
wanna know how I know you don't actually go to games in person?
What do I do with the rest of my night?
>>77148440
TicoHermano you need to build wall to keep the Niggeraguans out
>>77148452
Fap to traps. What else?
>>77148452
Monas chinas con penes gigantes
>>77148481
hah gay
post names
>>77148497
You want me to tap to your mom??
>>77148430
Blame Honduras for not scoring a goddamn goal
>>77147983
Heading to the match in phoenix
>>77148452
go get a greasy cheeseburger and a milkshake
Hello, in which city of the United States is soccer the most popular sport? I want to move there...
Nah, just kidding, I miss that autist
>subhuman niggeraguans in charge of football
They should stick to boreball, desu
>>77148522
NOT A SINGLE GOAL
NOT EVEN ONE
ONE
UNO
UN
EINS
(1)
>>77148498
for me, its Sarina Valentina
>>77148481
faggot
>>77148522
>>77148554
Los Angeles, El Paso, Delano.... n(Mexitown)
>>77148554
Would've been 5-0 too if americans didn't suck ass at penalties
>>77148577
>traps
>gay
Noof Ag
Consecutive digits and the FUCKIN' LEAFS beat USA
7 and its a tie
0 and USA wins lol
>>77148577
>fapping to something with a dick isn't gay
kys, your meme was never funny and you are just gay
>>77148449
This
I've been to a couple of LA Galaxy games, and there were a bunch of hot girls all over the stadium.
Oh well, see you guys in 4 years... maybe.
>>77148636
We aren't playing the leafs goddammit
FUCK YOU HONDURASS
WE'RE KEEPING YOU OUT OF THE WORLD CUP THIS TIME
>>77148667
At least you're improving, Dark Blue Argentina
Maes, carepichas, ayer me di de pichazos con un gringo hipster en la Cali
>I won btw, of course
>mfw there was a FUCKING LINE to get in to el Mercadito, the meme bar of the season
>mfw we had to go to Bahamas because of that
We went to el Mercadito like at 1:30 am and the lights went off.
Are you guys watching this cringefest that is Balon de Oro de la Liga MemeX on Univision?
>>77148709
Pls recap what's happening
Why /oro/ love traps so much?
>>77148970
Blitzkrieg
>Bedoya haters btfo
>>77149446
Tell more
The cup belongs to the United States
Lads, is Miazga the next great American centerback? All we need is for Zimmerman to join Hoffenheim and get better and we're literally stacked as fuck at CB.
>>77149839
if by Miazga you mean Brooks, then yeah
>>77150239
I rate him as well. Hopefully he gets to play in the CL with Wolfsburg next season or move to a bigger club.
>>77147183
>tfw in high school id eat 2 4x4's, animal fries and a shake
All I can eat is a single 3x3 at most now.
Get in here >>77152188