/tdf/ Stage 12

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first for laura

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Happenings from the last stage:
Dario Cataldo (AST) abandon with injured wrist.
Contador crashed with his domestique with 22km to go and was forced to chase the peloton. Appeared to be uninjured.
>FDJ in troubles again
Brave Polack Bodnar attempted solo breakaway and was caught on the last 500 m
>kittelwinslol

Standings after stage 11 in pic related.

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>>77093000
Fuglkang had a small fracture in his elbow and in his wrist/hand. He says it hurts a bit and he can't strethc his arm. He says that he mostly fear for breaking on downhill but he should otherwise be able to continue.

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Even though Sagan DSQ from the Tour, he seem to be in high spirit.

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can AROOOO pull it off today lads?

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>>77093067

>>77093067
Think about it. What stage was he going to win? He would be at 1 stage still and behind in the green. Now he goes home, fucks his wife and gets ready for San Sebatian and the race formerly known as eneco tour were he will win and be a hero.

quintana attack wehn?

There was a stage simular to todays in 2012. It was stage 17.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Tour_de_France,_Stage_11_to_Stage_20

>>77093076
He may try. But the Skeletal King will be watching him like a hawk.

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>>77093076
>>77093131
Todays stage is the type of stage sky usely dominates.
>>77093145
lick her sweaty butt clean if you know what i mean...

Froomewinslol

Just got my little cap this morning and I wore it around the office. A lot of people asked me if I cycle

Will we ever see a European tour? Like a whole month thing with 25-26 races going through almost all Euro countries? Would you watch that?

>>77093341
Please no.

>>77093325
a lot of people called you an idiot behind your back. no bully just the truth.
>>77093341
what about a Visigrad tour or maybe a Danube Tour? Europe tour is to big.

>>77093356
There is already talk between Slovenia, Hungary, Slovakia, Poland, Croatia, Czechs and Austria to create a 2-3 week tour somewhere until 2022

how many bongs?

>>77093369
seems logical as France is on a path becoming an islamic state

>>77093369
And nobody would care.

>>77093378
why so jelly?

BODNAR
O
D
N
A
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>>77093369
Is Czesław (Lang, the mastermind behind TdP) on board?

no more KittelWinsLol

>>77093369
It would unironically be better than vuelta.

>>77093405
no names are mentioned. This was an article in our sports paper. 2 pages long. So far Austria and Croatia want 50% of the stages and Hungary and Czechs also want that. We will see

>>77093474
Well, with claims like that I don't think it could work.
7 countries with, like, 3 stages each (which already is too little, but having 5 stages would elongate the whole damn thing to, what, 2 months? Ridiculous) sounds "too much driving and too little riding".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_Race

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They really should just kill this 3 week meme and have 2 week tours and have 5 of them.
Giro d'italia
Walmart Tour (Los Angeles - Denver)
Tour de France
Visegrad & co Tour (Dubrovnik - Krakow)
Skandinavien Rundt powered by Albani
(spain goes bankrupt and stops having races)

>>77093551
Fuck no.
Get out heretic!

>>77093367
How the fuck would you know? asshole.

My gf said it looked good.

>>77093561
You know you could take 6-7 stages out of this TdF easily. It's the same in the other GTs

>>77093576
Go step on Lego.

>>77093567
I know dude.. Your gf is just being gentle with you because you get emotional. She will tell you sooner than later that it's goofy.

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>>77093580
That's a fucked up thing to say really..

does anybody have a webm of when the parasol blew into the peloton?

>>77093593
afterall you are on 4chan, not reddit

>>77093378
i would

>Le départ fictif est programmé à 10h55.

start at 10h55, very early for this long stage. I can see a solo run victory if someone can pass Port de Balès with a 4 minutes lead.

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What does "HC" mean again?

>>77093615
I liked Jan Kirsipuu when i was kid.

>>77093636
Hors Categorie
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hors#French

I will predict something right now. Today or tomorrow Contador will attack with Mollema.
Hopefully somebody goes with him who can actually finish the job.

bouhanniloseslol

ugh it's too early for this shit

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Froome has a little bit of a (revenge) motive today.
In 2012 when they did this finish he had to stay with Wiggins and give away the chance of a stage win. Wiggins secured his Tour victory.

will we see some action today lads?

>>77093670
>implying Contador can into attacking

>>77093703
I don't think it will be a particularly attacking stage, but there will be time gaps and carnage

>Dat finish.

Comfy as fuck.

What's this "Free Sagan" thing about?

>>77093701
Lmao @ Wiggins' grin

>>77093636
It means a climb so difficult that only a horse with some category could climb it.

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First mountain stage in 2013.
It's in the Pyrenees with mountains in the end.
Froome 1st Porte 2nd

rolland wins.

You heard it here first.

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First mountain stage in 2015.
It's in the Pyrenees with mountain in the end.
Froome 1st Porte 2nd

>>77093754
thats a big hors

Froome going full Jumbo today

>>77093767
Back then Quintana was new and he attacked on that first climb.

>>77093781
Who?

What part of ireland is dan martin from?

>>77093793
the cloudy part

>>77093793
just off the east coast

>>77093793
England lol

>froome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc

slightly triggers me that the team spells it "Katusha" and not "Katjuša"
Кaтюшa
>>77093793
Good question, I heard on ITV 4 that he took GCSEs.
On what grand tour did he have all those crashes? (I think 'twas Vuelta 2015.)

Ondrej "makes me" Cink

>>77093823
>slightly triggers me that the team spells it "Katusha" and not "Katjuša"

Nobody in Russia would write it like you did.

get a shift on lads. i've got to go out in 6 and a half hours

anyone else here hate sky or is it just me?

>>77093583
I'm going to wear it while I fuck her. Then I'm going to jog down to the shops and pick up some chocolate.
u mad?

>>77093841
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%8E%D1%88%D0%B0

Good morning laddies

>>77093369
It would be great, if not for the fact Hungary is a fucking plain.

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Oh wow, it's raining.

>>77093848
me to. I want to piss in brailsfords mouth.

>>77093875
>french summer

>>77093868
You're mistaking russian transcription for czech or slovak.

>>77093848
yep. i'd pay good money to dry-hump brailsford.

>>77093868
I can assure you, most people here don't know what the fuck is this character -> š

>>77093875
>Rain
Contador to blow the race to pieces and take yellow with 2 minutes.

>lotto on the front
fuck sake

My Froome voodoo doll is finished guys.

>>77093916
you fucked it yet?

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And we GO!

properly driech out today

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>fuglsang with the lion king bandage

i guess they didnt have spongebob in the bus

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Today he will leave Froome in the dust on the last horse category!

>>77093861
I really just tried to help you out. You can keep looking stupid if you want. I guess its a step up from you wearing panties in bed.

>>77093923
He's not looking good, t b h
I hope he'll survive this stage.

the obligatory shot of steve cummings at the arse end of the peleton.

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Froome: 'It's going to be a big stage'

>>77093951
Him and Voeckler must know each other well by now.

is Bora, dare i say it, the worst team of all time?

>>77093965
do cofidis not exist in your world?

>>77093965
Leopard

>>77093965
>FDJ this tour

Is Voekler a dutch or german name? because it surely ain't of the amphibian persuasion.

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>>77092893
>usind pedals

>>77093982
He is from lorrain/lotheringen. All the way over east. So could be German.

>>77093709
>not remembering his attack on that super short Vuelta stage

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11:11:56 CEST
Nairo Quintana is another rider up near the front. Keeping out of trouble, or getting ready for something? We should find out very soon.

>it's a no breakaway for 40km episode

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Based Basque fans today :)

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>>77093955
For you

it'll go on the cat 4

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>>77094024
>pre gym craze gals
notice that they don't allow fitness girls on the podium

>>77094038
For Aru

>>77093994
could you please keep this out of the thread we only want comfy posts here :(((((((

How do I watch road racing? What should I be looking for? It just seems really long so I could just watch the end.

>>77093982
Not Dutch.

Why don't they just ride in the slipstream of the team car?

>>77094047
Heh

>>77094049
pls no bully :(

>>77094054
What part of a sumo bout do you watch, mate? You never know when the exciting thing may happen.

Just let it wash over you. It will all make sense.

>>77094060
Nibali bypasses this dilemma by just holding onto the car.

>>77094062
you started it, only comfy posts pls :(((((((((

>>77094054
They key to watching cycling is to get comfy.
Also Download 2016 Paris-Roubaix and if your not entertained it's not for you.

Why don't they just go drink wine and eat cheese? Doing exercise seems like a waste of a good holiday to France.

>>77094028
Cancer attention whores with their dumb flags.

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>>77094075
...okay

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Tom Simpson got rekt by the Mont Ventoux exactly 50 years ago..

F

>>77094099
>dutch corner on the mount

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Wow, how hard did he hit his head?

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>>77094099

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>tfw no Vuelta a Bolivia with climbing/downhill stages in altitudes bigger than 3000 metres above sea level

>>77094102
you see how much constant complaining actually shits up the thread

>>77094104
Bocht 7 did nothing wrong!
I loved it. Can't even remember the race.

>>77094107
It's the broken pelvis that put him in the chair.

>>77094102
back to /pol/

Any news on the Bouhanni situation?

>>77094118
Look at his facial expression, combined with the thumbs up.
The man has become mentally retarded, it's so obvious. What a tragedy.

>>77094125
he's just australian

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>>77094110
Yes, I'll stick to the race and memes.

>>77094128
wew

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>Heli is inbound
time for comfy

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>>77094109

>>77094102
>>>/mu/

oh good, it's a "thomas de gendt is so strong, oh he's the first to get dropped" day again

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>>77094125
>become

>>77094107
>shows of his 2 million dollar coffee machine
This is cycling version of buying a Lamborghini.

Wish someone would plow straight into Froome and break him.

We need Sagan back

How's your ride today, /tdf/?
Mine was shite, got soaked, bike got all dirty and I have to stay here alone and ""work"".

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>>77094155
To be fair, coffee is important.

This must be the most boring tour ever. It's hilarious.

>>77094174
for a second i thought it was reviewbrah.

>>77094172
I got a flat on Tuesday and I must go buy a tire today. Also I'm feeling ill.

>>77094133
good lad

>>77094108
Yeah those guys are cancer too

>>77094208
Jij bent kanker.

According to /our/ commentators, the sky train are reeling in the breakaway because Froome wishes to win this stage

>>77093703
Quintana will attack, so yes

>>77094211
Scheer je beenhaar flikker, knap je van op

>>77094172
It's pouring today. Probably will do an hour on turbo-trainer after work.

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>>77094187
lel

>>77094207
<3

>>77094220
Oh boy, I can't wait!

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LAURA ALERT. Raincoat edition

>>77094194
Just how serious of a flat was it?

>>77094231
Yeah, same here.
Two weeks of storms and now a whole fuckin day of rain. Weekend better be nice, or else.

>train stop
>contador

>motorbikes riding 8 meters in front of sky
marginal gains

Contador must be hurting today.

>>77094103

man it's wild what they used to do. drinking and amphetamines would be considered kinda sketch if you were doing it for funsies and these motherfuckers are biking all of france while doing it

sup

>>77094250
Well I was just getting home and as I began to climb the hill on which I live I found out that the back tire is completely flat. I haven't really checked it yet, but I'll probably buy a new hose today.

hello, I have arrived

Bonjour

Who /Uran Uran/ here?

>>77094294
>marginal
Watch that GCN vid and tell me it ain't so.

>>77094327
I mean, why getting a new tyre when patching the tube would suffice?

>>77094348
I'm going to buy one just in case I need it, because I don't have at home, otherwise I haven't checked on it yet, I might be able to save it.

>>77094345
>>77094341
>>77094325
FINALLY

>>77094109
Quintana has received some genes from the guy on the right

>>77094103
Reminder not to mix alcohol, amphetamines, and cycling

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>>77094362
Are we talking about tyres or tubes, because there's a difference.

>tfw became neet just in time for the tour
>thought I would be happy
>actually kinda depressing

>>77094365
All me

>>77094403
I call bullshit

>>77094393
t. Carlsberg shill

>>77094403
>>77094411

seconded

>>77094172
Roads were still slightly damp when I rode to work today. And the forecast calls for rains so I'll probably just not go riding other than commutes today. At least I got three packages yesterday with bike gear so I'll go work on my bike after the stage ends.

>tfw the shoes that had arrived in the LBS were half a size too small and you have to wait even more to get them

Woke up too late for the start even with my alarm clock

ayy these firemen

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OST of any Quintana attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3QwNrk_WU

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>«Philippa York (previously known as Robert Millar; born 13 September 1958) is a Scottish journalist and former professional road racing cyclist.

Competing as Robert Millar, York has been one of Britain's most successful cyclists of all time.[1] She won the "King of the Mountains" competition in the 1984 Tour de France and finished fourth overall. York was the first rider from an English speaking country to have won the Mountains classification in the Tour de France. This success was the first time a British rider won a major Tour classification, and was unsurpassed as the highest Tour finish for a Briton for over 20 years until Bradley Wiggins was retrospectively placed third in the 2009 Tour de France. She rode the Tour de France eleven times, completing the race eight times.»

““““She”””” is doing commentary alongside Matt Smith on ITV 4!

>>77094440
You're a weak man.

I got too high yesterday lads, just woke up now.

What have I missed?

>>77094457
Hysteria over Fuglsang and Contador was held back by a train crossing but is back in the peloton.

>>77094457
Cuntador stuck due to the train

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>>77094457
This was the highlight of the entire stage

>>77094457
Kittel in breakaway, and so is Matthews. He didn't lie about fighting for a green jersey.

I'm knackered can someone put the kettle on

>>77094467
>>77094468
>>77094472
I see

Will Contador attack today ._.

>>77094457
you missed that lying is a sin

>>77094486
Ahahahahahahahahah

>>77094486
He absolutely will, don't worry about it.

>>77094486
Today or tomorrow i think. He always tries when he has lost time. But he does seem to suffer at bit now with injuries. Maybe he just quits. He should take a picture of his ass and send it to tinkoff and then retire from cycling.

>>77094398
Tubes.

It's Raining Men!

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>>77094504

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>>77094448
>““““She”””” is doing commentary alongside Matt Smith on ITV 4!
'no'

>>77094540
God he's sexy

>>77094540
>I showed you my dick answer me

>>77094555
back to /soc/

>>77094555
I find your comment problematic.

Sometimes I day dream wondering about being a farmer, I know it would be hard work at times but it looks comfy and peaceful. Then I imagine there's so young farmer who dreams of the hustle bustle city life that I have and finds the farm life boring. Any anons here live in the rural areas like in /tdf/?

QUE DE MONDE SUR LA ROUTE DU TOUR

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>>77094155
It's just a Rocket, which is more of the equivalent of a Porsche Cayman.

If you want he fanciest you have to get a Kees van der Westen.
Yes it may be Dutch but since the boiler and that stuff is Italian and the highest off the high end, it's still good soul & passion.

His stuff is the equivalent of old fashioned coach build Rolls Royces, where Rolls build the chassis and engine and some company with a fancy name then build the coach and interior.

The true upper echelon of coffee machines.

>>77094578
We've all got high-powered jobs in the city, mate.

>>77094578
My uncle owns a farm and my dad grew up on that same farm.
It's a shit life honestly. I would love to buy one if I had a lot of money and could just do it on a hobby basis, but making a living off it is a hard existence.

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>>77094540
David Millar is beside Ned Boulting in France, the two whom I previously mentioned are in London providing relief.
>>77094107

>>77094578
Boring and shitty connections

>>77094585
It said in the Danish Tour magazine that Fuglsang had bought a new coffee machine and his wife was a little mad because she said he only gets to buy things like that when he wins a race. If he wins in the Tour he will buy a Porsche.

>>77094586
Give us a job m8?
>>77094589
>>77094592
That's the reality I kind of imagined. it's easy to make things like that romantic in your head though

>>77094581
Et ils nous emmerdent encore avec ces putain de femmes

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>>77094540

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Good job, euros. I'm in the market for a good machine.

Tv2 commentators ranking

1. Leth
2. Ritter
3. Chris
4. Rolf
5. Staghoj
6. Nygaard

acestream://707efd4bee3c2eae81019eaadc021df810efe942

>>77094634
What's your budget?

>>77094676
What an awful opinion
Ritter is by far the worst and Nygaard is really good.

Steve Cummings in the break

today's the day lads

>>77094634
budget and normal use?

>Questioned by FranceTelevisions, Team Sky's sport director Nicolas Portal said: “We're not really interested in winning the stage. But this is the first big mountain stage and the idea is to gain something in the finale. At least we want to maintain Chris Froome's advantage. I foresee attacks starting in the col de Peyresourde, possibly by Nairo Quintana as we see his team-mate Imañol Erviti in the front group now. We've been put under pressure but it has strengthened the morale of the team.”

Get hype

Christian Knees looks like the food supply to his camp was cut off at the end of ww2, combined with a typhus outbreak, creating famine conditions that he miraculously survived.

I've been edging to increase my cum amount for when gf gets back. Apparently edging without release also increases test.

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Daily throwback.

>>77093898
it means "sz"


:^)

>>77094676
1. Leth
2. Nygaard
3. Chris Anker
4. Staghoj
5. Ritter
6. Rolf er ren

The young trio give some comfy info and insight on road racing, and the life behind the scenes of riders and teams.

I wanted more flat stages.

>>77094720
I dunno.
Falt stages used to be comfy but have now turned into a shitposting nightmare.
Opposite of mountain stages, really.

I miss medium mountain days, though.

>>77094720
Same tbqh :/

>>77094706
They should open betting on Quintana attacking.

>>77094729
That's what vuelta is for

>>77094699
uh, 250€ I guess.
>>77094704
I want to make espressos and long coffees.

>>77094732
You would get insain odds for that. Swishhhh

>>77094729
>Falt stages used to be comfy but have now turned into a shitposting nightmare.
What happens on this board is quite secondary tbqh.

>>77094713
Edging can be really addictive. You will end eventually break up with her and become a full time gooner

TYBBora

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The average Froome fan

>>77094771
Literally me

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>>77094749
just get a couple of these in different sizes

>>77094753
The quality of a stage can only be accurately judged by its shitpost/comfy ratio.

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>>77094771

>>77094780
I stand with Froomy for my part. I'm le eternal French quisling

>>77094771
She even looks like she is starting to say "froome"

>>77094777
Trips confirm it is indeed very important.

>>77094713
>I've been edging to increase my cum amount for when gf gets back
how insecure you must be?

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>>77094782
Better keep that quiet or you'll be beaten to death.

>>77094784
She's actually a content developer from the biggest gaming studio in England :~~)

I'm a neet and i ordered $400 worth of home appliances the other day.
Are you mad? cuz im not :)

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>>77094787
>>77094777
yes and it should be 1:1

>>77094578
Living in a small village is pretty comfy, but being a farmer is shit. Your entire schedule is based on the farm because you have to milk/feed the cows at fixed times. You have to work from 6 in the morning till late in the evening 365 days a year. No holidays, you have to leave early at every party etc. Besides, its probably the most anti social job, since you have no colleagues, only one or two customers and only a couple of suppliers so you barely have anyone to talk to during the day

>>77094791
I only claim it on an Anonymous Tawainese imageboard. Because if you say it publicly you can be seriously threatened, it's a major crime.

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today's finish, pic taken this morning by the tour officials

so comfy

>>77094816
ywn live in a cloud :(

>>77094749
>uh, 250€ I guess.

Hario Skerton handgrinder and an Aeropress and to switch up a Hario V60.

>>77094796
I'm a neet and I bought a cozy French apartment on the Atlantic coast the other day.
Are you mad? Because I ain't

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dubs for Froome getting struck by a lightning

>>77094816
At the risk of sounding retarded, what is that white stuff? snow? clouds?

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>>77094816
>mfw

>>77094823
Imagine how cozy it must be

>>77094816
The worst part about cycling is that they never really show properly how steep the climbs is.

>>77094833
Ice

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>>77094816

>>77094816

I want to touch that cloud, also that incline whew.

>>77094833
what do you think it is.

SPRINT GOES TO MATTHEWS.

>>77094796
I'm a neet and i ordered one way ticked to mars from nikola tesla the other day.
Are you mad? cuz im not :)

>>77094833
It's probably cum.

>>77094836
True that. Seems way easier on TV

>>77094845
Clouds but it looks really unnatural because its only in that one section

hnng that cathedral

>>77094852
BASED

>>77094835
cold and damp desu

>>77094866

>tfw you could be sitting inside of it watching the tour pass in the distance while listening to the rain all around

I have a build-up of earwax in one ear, I struggle to hear the Tour correctly ;((

>>77094866
So many Churches for a very few people. SAD!

Just back from my morning ride.

Also, been working past two days. Can anybody give me a tl:dr on what I've missed?

I love you all.

What's that other mountainey thing called? it is not a col but is _____.

>>77094833
clouds

>>77094890
Port de Bales

>>77094887
>kwl

>St JUST

>>77094887
Not much, I'd say. You missed KittelWinsLOL at the end of the stage.

>>77094870
feels good

>>77094877
feels bad. Watching the Tour roll by and reading Augustine of Hippo.

>>77094828
>>77094849
I also just installed a SSD. Are you slow? cuz i'm not :)

>XIIth century

Must be hard to imagine for an Americunt

>>77094897
naw, I was thinking of a physic feature of geography. I've a nagging feel that it also begins with a c.

Now that the breakaway has 5.50 on the peleoton, can we assume it will go all the way considering trains do not work uphill?

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peepee time

>>77094927

Tell that to the skytrain

>>77094934
hf

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I made a meme

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Who is everybody's favourite saint?

Mine's Francis of Assisi

>>77094879
this used to be me, use sodium bicarbonate ear drops from le chemist, it will burn it out

captcha: grupo raleigh

>>77094942
>it's

Nice meme otherwise. I started to not care about the yellow jersey as well. Literally the casual jersey

>>77094947
>this used to be me, use sodium bicarbonate ear drops from le chemist, it will burn it out
Sounds dangerous, but it's probably because I can't into chemicals
I'll look for that anyway, thanks.

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>twf when you could be having an reverse gangbang in a skiresort and the tour literally passes your window but you don't even see it because your so bussy fucking tight young frog pussy but instead your a loser who sits at home and watches the tour on your computer while its summer outside and guys are running around chasing that young carefree danepussy
why even live...

>>77094879
>>77094947

Use a rubber "baloon" and flush with warm water, dont stick it too far and dont use too much pressure, it will flush out and you'll be fine after that. You might get dizzy, this will pass in seconds

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>>77094942
>Watching Le Tour for the crashes.

>>77094965
If the wax is hard or impacted using both of these in combination is godly
>>77094967
not comfy

>>77094961
It's not dangerous lad.
You can try the olive oil meme, it works but will take a lot longer.
https://patient.info/medicine/sodium-bicarbonate-ear-drops

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>>77094965

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>>77094946
Thomas Aquinas

>>77094833
american on vacation?

>>77094946
Virgin mary does protect cyclists in general
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna_del_Ghisallo

>>77094879
my GP does this with a syringe
pour hot water in the syringe, push into ear canal, repeat a few times and voila

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>>77094946
rule 34 on le Maid of Orleans

>>77094833
cocaine to give them strenght for those last meters

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>>77094964
>its summer outside
not where I am, it rarely ever is where I am!

>>77094961
and stop sleeping on that ear for a while

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Is the skeleton the most Patrician cycling body?

>>77094946
roger moore

Glad to see Porte isn't a total vegetable.

>kittel in breakaway

what did i miss

>>77095041
German Nationalism on the rise.

>>77095041
kittel and quintana attacked on the first climb

>>77095041
The meme sprint for 20 points

>>77094983
I've made some quick research, I read the sodium bicarbonate advice everywhere, thank you. Too bad I don't have any. I might actually go check my ears to the doctor for my annual appointment

>>77094965
>>77094984
wtf, never heard of that. looks original

>>77095006
>>77095018
Thanks for the help. It bothers me for weeks now but it's is the first time I'm actually concerned about it

>>77095041
le intermediate sprint

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>>77095026
>not Saint from Saint and Greavsie

I'm a bit disappointed I have to say.

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>>77094964
Lad, I didn't need this right now

>>77095025
Yes

>>77095015
Its worse when its actually nice weather but you'r still just sitting inside being a loser.
>>77095025
Fuglsang.

>>77095068
>Its worse when its actually nice weather but you'r still just sitting inside being a loser.
Even worse when there are parties everywhere in the city and the villages around.

>>77095066
wew those hands are big

>>77095061
You can also try simply showering the ear canal with warm water in you're shower. If you have terrible pressure then clasp the shower head so the remaining water jets are stronger and that can also flush it out

>>77095062
i typed ian st john first, but sir roger moore trumps him easily

>>77095066
>tfw getting into cycling
>tfw don't want to be a skellie
I guess I'll train for track cycling

>>77095086
You can train for TT.

>>77094024
blue dress girl makes me feel funy

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>>77095068
He is too rounded.
Poles is goat body.

>your wrists will never be as thick as your biceps.