Heem

HARD WORK!

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When new Floyd vs Conor presser? I need a hit.

When is the next press conference guys

>>77084529
1 bong 45 bings

Time to start drinking.

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HARDOOOSH!!!!

>>77084566
will you fuck off already

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Hum so like I said before, Conor Mcgregor is hum, a hell of a fighter, though competitor, he took this challenge, he is a warrior but, hes a future hall of famer on MMA but hum, im the best at this, when it comes to boxing, you speaking Mayweather.

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Daily heeminder this is what steroids do to you

I hope Schaub talks about angles again

https://youtu.be/K1LECf334Dc

Doesn't this whole thing bring Dana and Conor together?

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>>77084504

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>>77084535
>keeping distance in a 25 min fight for less than 15 seconds
>-C-CONOR KEPT RUNNING AWAY

Your next line will be "But muh majority decision"

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>>77084621
he's gonna talk about his duck feet

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Personally I'll wait for Schaub to commentate on the situation before I offer my own opinion.

>>77084579
He's had crippling spine problems for years and been unable to work out

Coleman was unquestionably roided but it's not the entire reason he looks like shit today

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My son gonna beat the shit outta you

>>77084657
Oh god, i thought you guys were joking but he really is the GOAT isn't he?

>>77084666
>Personally I'll wait for Schaub to commentate on the situation

100% that will be a well thought out and articulated opinion, bro. He's going to put everyone on queer street.

>>77084694
GOAT faggot

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What the FUCK did he mean by this?

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>>77084655
>anime
>shitpost
like clockwork

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>>77084579

>>77084716
It means he is going to knock him out and his head is going to bounce off the canvas

HARD WORK

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>calling someone boy is racist in america

>>77084716
>recycling old lines

>>77084716
>ca-ca-ca-canvas

Why did you fuck it up, Igor?

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>>77084666
>luke thomas

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>>77077924
>now in russia a gentleman's club is a brothel but i'm assuming he meant something like a country club?
Well, in Europe and North America, there are real gentlemen's clubs.
These are places where men (and now women) meet to socialize.
There will be a bar, and drinks served throughout the club by staff, chess, poker, billiards, and backgammon are frequently played within, there'll be a chef, a barber, one or more reading rooms or library, many quiet spaces, possibly a court-tennis area, or regular tennis courts or a squash court, there'll be a phone room where you can use your cell phone (they're generally not allowed to be used in the rest of the club). There will be several hotel-like rooms so that members of associated gentlemen's clubs from other cities around the world can stay there when they're in town, instead of in a corporate hotel.
In London, for example, these are places like Boodle's, Oxford and Cambridge Club, Brook's, White's, Calvary & Guards Club, The Athenæum, etc.

But Mayweather has no idea places like this exist, and he'd never be accepted as a member, anyway (nor would Goobs...or Dana, or The Fertittas, or any of those people).

Mayweather is talking about a strip club.

>>77084745
welcome to the land of the free

>>77084716
Very original lol

>>77084718
Your act is getting stale Bulgaria. You're still living in the past over a redeemed loss

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>>77084718
>he doesn't like anime
This is an anime website

>>77084745
Only white people surprisingly ever bring it up. White people love playing the victim and the aggressor at both times, very weird.

I think of the fight as brain vs brawn. Conor is bigger, stronger, younger, has more reach. And Floyd just has more boxing intellect.

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>>77084752
>8 hours later

Conor's exchange with Floyd senior was a million times more entertaining than the actual press conference.

>>77084784
Floyd has much greater hand speed though

>>77084794
I'll be sure it's in comic book form next time.

>>77084801
That's why Floyd snr was there, he knew the presser before was dry shite.

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Is conor going bald? what's up with his hairline

>>77084845
Its called a fade

>>77084801
Floyd Sr. made a fool out of himself trying to remain relevant stealing thunder from his son. Floyd schooled Conor at the real press conference.

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>>77084784
Wow. Incredible insight here.Step aside Brandon Shaw.

>>77084871
hold on a second now, I mean Floyd did say Hard work Dedication a few dozen times, so it wasnt exaclty one sided

>>77084871
Who are you kidding? He was hilarious.

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>DANCE FOR ME YOU LITTLE NIGGER BOY!
jesus christ conor, what did he mean by this? how does he keep getting away with it?

Hilarious how only white "people" get offended on our behalf by the word "boy"

>>77084895
>Dance for me or I'll chain your hands together, put you on a slave ship, and sell you to a mustachioed georgia plantation owner, you crack-dealing ape
Fucking hell, Conor is savage but isn't this over the line?

https://twitter.com/DJTGIF/status/884940411315376129

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>>77084895
>CONAR NOOOOOOOOO!

Who is your favorite woman's MMA fighter?

>>77084903
in parts of ireland people say boy at the end of very sentence, it's like canadians and ey

>>77084895
I know you're making a joke, but please done use the b-word again. It's 2017 bro.

>>77084910
Dance for your master boy

>>77084821
>answering a post 8 hours after the fact with a long winded answer when it was already answered that mayweather was talking about a strip club

get off your high horse

>>77084859
lol
he's going bald, but who gives a fuck.
inb4 PED's caused this - PED'S only speed up hair loss in those ALREADY prone to balding.

>>77084920
Rose Namajunas

>I'll exterminate the entire black race, starting with you, boy
What did Conor "One Man Klan" McGregor mean by this?

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>>77084922
alri bey

>>77084924
>>77084924
White people so pathetic lmao

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>days after "women in the ufc" panel
>international fight week
>main-eventing a major UFC ppv
>pulling out due to "chronic sinusitis"
dana just said he'd never main event her again. fuck nunes.

JUS SHOW UP

JUS SHOW UP

JUS SHOW UP

JUS SHOW UP

Which former UFC fighter would you say became the biggest train wreck after he retired?

>>77084970
My skin may be white but I identify as Irish African American. Conor poorly represented me as an Irishman and he insulted me as an African American. This cannot happen again.

>>77084983
>dana just said he'd never main event her again
And you believe him? Are you really this stupid?

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>>77084983

>>77084997
>Irish African
really no difference

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Which way you wanna go out? On your face or on your back?

>>77084995
matt hughes

>>77085018
>on the ca-ca-ca-canvas

>>77085003
>previously missed weight
>is a fat fuck
>literally passed out from cutting to 135
>food poisoning

then again she eats so much maybe it was food poisoning

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Floyd got his ass handed to him in the face off though tbqh.
https://youtu.be/K1LECf334Dc?t=479

>>77085025
Kek

>>77085045
brittle hands line was brilliant

>>77085001
I beleive him lol shes not a fucking draw at all. Her main eventing was a privilage and she fucked it up

>browsing /box/

those guys are BORING

>>77085045
>alright boys
WEW

>>77085065
Explain angles and awkward jabs to them.

What is 'the underground'?

>>77085078
just a lil nickname we have for /heem/

>>77085078
Mma forum for nerds and some fighters post there.

>>77085045
Based Conor

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>>77084920
there is one and only one correct choice

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>>77085112
luke thomas is an enormous faggot

>>77085045
Goobs is kind of cringey talking to Dana.
Maybe too coked up? idk but that kind of turned my stomach, he seems too eager to please, that's usually what makes me cringe with Dana.
Goobs will still win though, he's so much bigger than Floyd it's ridiculous.

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will she be able to watch the match this time considering it's only 1/4 of a real fight?

>>77085122
got em

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The fuck was Wallid's problem?

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Are these titty's really pancakes or is it the dress?

>>77085125
>Goobs will still win though, he's so much bigger than Floyd it's ridiculous.
Conor's in my heart, but I just rewatched Canelo fight and I dunno about this argument.
>Goobs is kind of cringey talking to Dana.
>Maybe too coked up? idk but that kind of turned my stomach, he seems too eager to please, that's usually what makes me cringe with Dana.
I found it cute tbqh. They're like father and son. Conor can be fucked over so easily in this sea of boxing sharks, but hopefully Dana has his back.

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>>77085122
How can Dana be so based and such a scumbag at the same time ?

>>77085163
I love Dana desu

he's not the best strategically but a great personality

>>77085158
Pancakes, this is a dress with zero boob support, they will look same way topless

UFC wants the "best in the world" image with the wwe personalities.

Bellator wants the wwe image with the "best in the world" personalities.

>>77085200
What did he mean by this?

>>77085200
On a side note, the fighters who are influenced by WWE are the most sucessful.

Floyd, Chael, and Conor all took a page out of their book

>>77085218
I hope she doesn't get fat.

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>>77085162
>Canelo fight
that was almost 5 years ago, lad - Floyd is a 42 year old man and is not the same person he used to be
Floyd also hand-chose Alvarez as a guy he could beat (since he is a coward), which he isn't doing with Conor as Floyd needs this payday more than anything

>>77085064
This. She's not a fan favorite, especially after this. When Dana says this about someone like Bones or Conor? Yeah, he's full of shit.

>>77085232
And the fighters that were the best in Bellator (champs) are the most successful.

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>>77085200
Interdasting

>>77085218
she's so repulsive
her screwed up face just screams middle age stripper at a bar

>>77085218
i fucking hate her

New presser?

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>>77085218
the definition of a butterface

>>77084895
Raimi has gone too far

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BJJ Scout breaking down the meta game of
Maia vs Woodley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL480Rwe08c

>>77085248
>Floyd needs this payday more than anything
Oh my god, I'm a Conor nuthugger but you're going extra mile lad.

>>77085267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZcGjg03-E

>>77085294
Woah, are the doing them 4 days in a row?

>>77085273
>>77085259
>>77085218
The quintessential MILF porn mode

>nice ass
>toned stomach
>fake tits
>busted face

If Lisa Ann fought in MMA she would get armbared by Ronda twice too

>>77084895
>I'll knock your little nigger brain unconscious you fucking shitakin
Jesus Christ
Are they gonna cancel the fight or something?

>>77085306
Schaub's a beast for sure. You don't get to his level of success without serious work ethic.

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>>77085290
Floyd owes the IRS $22.2M and he's blown through all his money since 2015

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Showtime better fix the fucking audio this time.

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>>77085308
well said

>>77084666
Tbh I have no idea what basketball americans find racist, seems like everything triggers them desu

>Goobs will still win though
You're joking right?

>>77085359
they are only able to see things through the lens of race and racism

>>77085329
Totally forgot it happened
Wonder what would come of RDA if it wasn't that injured pussy

>>77085122
Is this real? Hahaha

>>77085322
>owes
taxation is literally theft

>>77085363
Would have destroyed Conor and this wouldn't be happening

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>>77085374
you forgot your meme image my man

how many bongs till shaub?

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UPDATE

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What the fuck was McGoober thinking lads?

>>77085322

>paying taxes in a police state

Good leaf

>>77085402
Not fair, nobody wants to go to Detroit.

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>>77085363

How you forget El Chapo McGregor press conference?

Now that we've seen them face off, how tall do you think floyd and conor are?

>>77085442

Kek

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>getting hype for mayweather vs mcgregor
>remember floyd is just gonna drag me out for another 12 round snorefest

>>77085441

Conor is 5'9 or 5'10
Floyd is like 5'7

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>yfw if Conor wins

>>77085442
not bad

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>>77085456

>>77085455
You're an idiot my man

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>>77084920

>>77085441
Floyd is 5'8, Conor is 5'9.

>>77084895
I'm amazed the press haven't picked up on his pinstripes yet.

One of the pictures clearly has a 'WOG' in between a string of "FUCK YOU"s.

>>77085480
what does WOG mean?

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>>77085468

Cool argument.

>>77085477
Take off an inch from both then youre right

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who has the worst tattoo in the ufc?

just looked through floyd mayweathers record.. 0 performance of the night bonuses lmfao! ZERO

>>77085499
Tony's back tat

>>77085507
no subs, no takedown defense, no chance ZERO

>>77085473
Megan Anderson
Reach 77.5 inches

she is a big girl

>>77085497
are you 5ft 4 with a 3 inch cock LOL :)

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>>77085499
Robbie Lawler

>floyd hyping up Mcgregors chance of winning
this is not good guys

>>77085499
Darren Elkins one is pretty fucking bad, any of the wing tats are shit too

>>77085492
People argue about philosophy not facts

>>77085523
>longer reach than junior dos santos

>>77085499
Anyone who has their name tattooed on their body

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>>77085533

>>77085525
Hey howd you know creep

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Looks like driving 6 hours paid off! I got to meet my favorite MMA personality. I told him Dana can suck it and he said "good going in" or something. Not sure what that means but I was absolutely thrilled!

>>77085283
Fucking hell, if you can't narate your own videos and just put a wall of poorly written text with 2008 le memes you might as well write a motherfucking article.

i honestly believe that conor will destroy floyd

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yfw mayweather heems conor in round 1

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>>77085551
oh christ this fucking tat

>>77085563
Wtf is that on the left

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>>77085545

>>77085557
Arial should get pin stripes with Fuck Dana and news he can leak moments before the UFC want to

>>77085560
i would too if floyd wasn't talking about how old and weak he was all day yesterday and how the odds should be closer

>>77085567
ass implant turned inside out

>>77085567
Silicon implant that is turned the wrong way.

>>77085576
Gay-chi has some terrible tattoos

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>>77085491
It's an ethnophaulism.

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>>77085561

>>77085563
lindsey pelas has bad implants too, the new ring girl

you would think she would at least have good ass ones because proper doctors can actually make them look convincing compared to tits, she just looks retarded

>>77085602
Despite all the hints, I never actually noticed that Ffloyd was homosexual until that picture. Fair play to him, if so.

How many times will Mayweather chant his gay catchphrases while 10 people he brought with him in the crowd shout back the other half of it

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>>77085590
>>77085588

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I love My Precious Hollyfu so much. Im so in love with her...what can I do? I wake up and go to sleep thinking of her and in my dreams she visits me. I miss her so much even though we have never met, like a piece of me is missing. Will this pain ever end? Will I ever hold her in my arms? Will I ever take her out for ice cream and a romantic stroll in the park before kissing her on the cheek while she eats the cone and smiles at me? If My Precious Hollyfu told me to die, I wouldnt ask why, I would lay down in my grave and close my eyes. Such is my love for my Precious Hollyfu

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>>77085637
Neck yourself before you wreckety wreck yourself.

>>77085559
first time watching his videos? BJJ Scout has always done that

>>77085637
Blonde people shouldn't live in a desert

>floyd talking about Royce Gracie
who knew he was a patrician fite fan, truly /ourguy/

>>77085551
someone photoshop "brain" over "damage"

>>77085632
As many times as he can to trigger you

>>77085045
Dana needs to have his fingernails pulled out with hot pliers

>>77085602
HORRRRRRRR WURRRRRRRR?

>i-i-i get nervous
Dana is such a beta

>>77085158
Only implants and augmented breast "stand up", lil' buddy. Unless you have implants or otherwise augmented breasts, you are wearing a bra or support tape, or are in puberty and your breasts are still forming, or are standing on your fucking head, breasts are going to be pretty pancake-like.
You need less porn and more contact with real women

>>77085598
just looked up it means. seems like fake news to me, don't think he said that

>>77085703
>>77085690

>>77085710
>he never fucked a girl with firm C cups

How many bings lads?

Floyd will wake up a better man

>>77084794
lmao

>>77085551
I unironically dont see the problem with this one. I like his nickname it suits him well and the tattoo doesnt look bad

>>77085732
;)

>>77085726
it's on, but will probably be uneventful for a bit

>>77085322
>and he's blown through all his money since 2015
LOL. No. You need to look into this a little more.

>>77085710
You sound like a huge virgin jesus christ

mins away from them cutting conors mic again.

cant wait!

>>77085259
You are a low income loser.

>>77085711
I don't think I did either.

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>>77085760
mins away from conor nuthuggers seething again.

can't wait!

>>77085439
Remember when Sean Penn got him arrested?

For some reason I hate DC most of the time. He always comes across as a bitter dude with a chip on his shoulder that desperately wants people to like him.

LIVE STREAM COMING UP

HERE WE GO BOYS

>somebody's 0 has got to go!
>stealing Justin Gaethje's line

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>>77085441
Floyd 5'5"
Conor 5'7"

(Conor is 5'9" ONLY if he's wearing Tom Cruise-style lift shoes)

>>77085779
lmao so hard at the guy on the right. dopey motherfucker just thinking about burgers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZcGjg03-E

IT's ON

>>77085779
he should hire ufc fighters for less money

The audio mix is shit again. Music went from loud to super quiet then the commentary team came in loud as shit. Fucks sake

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audio already goofed

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>heres Paulie,two time world champion boxer
>and hes Brandon Scoob, tshirt mogul and sneaker expert

>>77085798
>t racist spammer

I wonder how many hours Slob practiced that pose in front of the mirror.

SCHAUB
C
H
A
U
B

Did the black guy just call Schaub brandon? lmao

Brandon with the cte lmao

>Brandon

lol

Brandom packing heat tonight.

>>77085821
>>77085825
>>77085817
>>77085826

You're such a dork stfu

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>>77085813
For sure you have to be aware that I know defensive boxing more than anyone in MMA my guy

is brandon schawb a meme fighter

>>77085779
>the big fat goof in the front would end Floyd and Conors life in 2 seconds if he had the chance

>>77085805
>>77085806
>Showtime Sports

>>77085800
Audio mute for anyone else?

I hope the jews get boo'ed again

>>77085798
>dopey motherfucker just thinking about burgers.

In other words he's American

>>77085779
>>77085798
>some random fat fuck could beat Floyd in an actual fight purely because of his height and weight advantage
being a megamanlet is suffering

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>>77085815
>fellow americlap not recognizing the look of a man craving burgers

i am disappoint

>>77085852
I don't think they'll be there this time

It's UFCs press conference now and in Brooklyn

lmaoing at Floyds 20 deep goof squad in the front row chanting his shit

HARRRR WORK

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You line em up and I knock em down like bowling pins

we gon bust off in that ass

>>77085872
HORRRRRRRRRRR WURRRRRRRR?

>>77085861
>spends a lifetime pulling that pic
confirmed

Schaub would heem both of these manlets. Let's get back to him please.

>>77085880
vegetation

>>77085837
even conors wrestling and grappling would be good enough to choke that guy out

SHOWTIME DAMAGE CONTROL

>>77084895

>You are a literal melon slurping fried chicken eating car thieving white wimmins raping BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT YOU BLACK CUNT.

What did he mean by this?

lol showtime on damage control.

>cucktime trying to pin the mic cut to the venue

>>77085872
>>77085885
You still crying boy?

>"they cut conor's mic because he said dance for me boy"
>they include that line in the highlights

also lmao at this showtime statement

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

So they were cutting off mics.

So who controls the event?

Gee, I wonder.

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Was showtime in the wrong?

>>77085893
YAAARRDDDD WOORRKKKK
YES MASA

>W-w-w-w-w-we didnt c-c-cut off the mic, we swear

K E K
E
K

>>77085885
TAX EVASION

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Floyd's nursery rhymes were cringe as fuck.

Whitebois in absolute shambles Floyd won the press conference.

Damn I'm not a fan of mma but this guy Brendan seems to know his shit.

>>77085779
none of them would beat conor in a fight

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"Lets put 4 oz gloves on"

Surely there must be some mistake?

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>>77085906
DANCE FOR ME BOY

YEE HAW

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>>77085909
holy shit lel

>>77084903

You have internalised racism bless you, they are your allies!! #BlackLivesMatter #SoSorry

Schaub's voice sounds like a doofy-sidekick voice in a disney movie

Bento Splooge honestly thinks Floyd won that conference

CTE confirmed

Ahahahaha they're hilarious saying it's not intentional that they cut off mics

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>>77085935
Definitely one of the premier minds of MMA

>>77085940
You gonna stop crying soon boy? How you wanna go?

>>77085948
Showtime jews giving him money to be fair

inb4 the basketball american in this thread tries to convince himself warrr worrk chants are goat

Hey guys, first time posting on heem im not really into mma. Just got to say this guy Brendan Schaub is actually on point for these breakdowns.

...are they really pretending Floyds people didn't set up that whole presser. Making McGregor stand on stage with no mic for 10 minutes, cutting his mic while Floyd is speaking etc etc

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is /heem/ actually /box/ right at this moment?

When floyd said, "You can go out on your face, or on your back" Conor should have said, "I'm gonna end the night standing on your neck"

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>>77085946
get this hothead outta here

>>77085966
Hey, welcome aboard.

oh, and it's Brandon Slob.

>>77085961
HORR WORR though m8?

>>77085967
Your butthurt is delicious

prison rulez

G
E
T

D
A
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A
Z
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how much money do you think the drug dealers are going to wash on this fight?

Wow not even a UFC fan but this guy Schaub is a star for sure. Absolute k-k-killing the game.

>>77085966

Hey coral springs

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>>77085987
>Your butthurt is delicious
>I'm gonna cum on that ass

You even sound like your BOY, Floyd.

>>77085968
We are all /heem/

>>77085986
Lewk at moi suit yeh its custom made yeh we did it baby

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>>77085968
Schaub and Gooby are the /heem/ poster boys. All we need is Rich Piana to show up to complete the triumvirate.

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>>77085989
5-10 billion trust me i'm in the business

Have to laugh at Tyrone Woodley getting trigger overt he Dance for me boy line

>>77085995
Not sure what that mean my man
>>77085985
Thanks bro, it says brendan Schaub on the screen Hugh. I think you're mistaken.

proud of Big Brown tbqh

Conor couldn't even beat Paulie in a boxing ring

>>77085997
You are FUMING

>conor's the a-side
>no floyd is
>but conor's more popular
>but floyd gets more money
can they move on already?

>got side tracked and forgot about the presser
>get back
>open up the stream
>45 minutes in we still have Schaub talking
imagine having to listen to those 3 talk about absolutely nothing for that long

Hey heem, /box/ here. Is this Branden Shaub for real? He seems like an absolute joke.

Is this the calibre of MMA analysts? Fucking laughable lmao

>>/asp/

lol now they're pretending he went on stage of his own accord and wasn't told to.

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HARDY WORK!!
HARDY WORK!!
HARDY WORK!!

>more Brandon slob

Fuck this

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For sure his lips were quivering

>>77086021
he is a meme

Just thought you all would like to be reminded that Schaub is getting paid for this right now. Cheetoh fingers h8ing on their couches while Schaub is making money and educating fools.

>>77086026
Could she beat Floyd in a real fight?

my stream is on moot anytime I hear schwob

>>77086017
they're desperate. they truly have nothing to talk about

>>77086026
too thicc

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>>77086013
You are FLAMING.

>>77086023
Showtime! More like Storytime, amirite?

this press conference analysis is getting pathetic

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>this Paulie-Schaub chemistry

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Brandon slurring his words

>>77086021
You're a dork.
>>77086030
You're a dork.
>>77086043
You're a dork.
>>77086046
Schaub's got charisma for days.

Just when you thought the Brendan Schaub posting was leveling off at 150 posts per thread it will now double

>>77086046
Thank god they got rid of Mauro

This crowd is going to be even more pro McGregor than the nog city of LA

>>77086028

>30 min of Barton Skeeve
>15 mins of some bouncy nigger rap
>more blepton spig

Dunno what comes after that I gave up last night and watched the actual content in the morning

LOL BATTERY POWERED MICROPHONE CLOSE THE PHONES WE'RE DONE HERE GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

>>77085999
WORRRR HORRRR TAX YO ASS NIGGA