>Arsenal have safely arrived in Australia to begin their preseason
Wenger on current state of affairs
>"In some games, we will play with four at the back and some with three, but at the start of the season we will certainly play with three."
>"Lacazette will debut here"
Transfer News
>Lemar negotiations ongoing with Monaco
>Mahrez is a possible backup plan
Mahrez is shit
Fuck off mahrez fanboys
Wenger out
wenger IN
Justice for Jeff
Arsenal is shit and doesnt deserved any thread or attention
>>77054153
learn English before you post in this thread
>>77053951
this !
>>77054018
NEVER
>>77054205
>NEVER
edgy
With Lacazette taking the number 9 shirt, Perez's shirt number has been shifted to the temporary number 28. His departure is pretty much confirmed.
I wonder what happened behind the scenes with Lucas, maybe his injury problems were worse than expected. Wenger is known to keep players he clearly doesn't like very much for more than one season (Podolski comes to mind).
>>77055168
>>77055150
>cursed number 9
fugg :D
GET OUT WHILE U STILL CAN JOEL
Damn, why give him the 9
i'm worried now
on whether he’d consider more signings…
I am open to get some more signings, but it is not easy to find the players who can strengthen our squad, because we have top-quality players. There are two ways to improve always: analyse what we did well last season and what we did not so well and improve that, and then you can bring new players in. But at the moment, because we are in pre-season, it is very important for us to analyse well what happened last season and where we can improve. We have top quality in our squad, and at the moment I focus on that.
on Thomas Lemar…
That’s all speculation at the moment, there is nothing really concrete about any signing.
on whether we have bid for him…
He’s a player that we have looked at, but the rest is only speculation.
https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/884736556531109890
Kaveh Solhekol@SkyKaveh
Arsenal want to keep Oxlade-Chamberlain but we're told "chances of him signing new deal are virtually nil". No new talks planned at present
>>77056167
He can fuck off right now if he wants a pay increase. Arsene's given him far too many chances and taken enough shit for it over the years.
>>77056056
Wew lad.
fucking hell lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH9il1MY6w4
Fuck Ox
Buy Mahrez and Lemar pls
>gf made me stay up late trying on bikinis for Miami trip
>work soon
>exhausted
>another day of pretending to work but really just shitposting in /arse/
>>77056298
Awful. Does not fit the beat at all.
I think this is the only general in the whole of 4chan which thinks grime can still take off. Cute!
>>77056370
Grime is like football in America, people keep saying 'this is the year it will happen' and it never does.
>>77056347
Fucking pleb.
>>77056370
Grime doesn't need to "take off" mate.
>>77056375
It was at my apartment and no
>>77056466
pfft, fag
>>77056056
bloody hell that was sorted quick after the first rumour
>>77056604
>bloody hell that was sorted quick after the first rumour
Must be nice eh
>>77056604
>>77056477
Do you solely post in this general or do you take off your trip whenever you post in other threads?
>>77056636
no, the sagas give me stuff to think about
>>77056643
/v/
/a/
/tv/ (Cara threads)
/b/ (Celebrity threads involving Cara)
i take my trip off when making threads on /v/ and /tv/
>>77056676
I can see him getting injured tomorrow
>>77056676
Which Australian clubs going to face against Arsenal?
>>77055150
Podolski is a bit of a bad example here, cause while Wenger didn't seem to rate him he was a massive (positive) influence in the locker room and was worth keeping around just for that
>>77056707
Sydney and Western Sydney in the same stadium
>>77056721
overpay for morata looks like
>>77056706
Do you never post elsewhere on /sp/?
Is this the most realistic starting 11 so far?
>>77056798
yes but a 3421
>>77056798
>Sanchez
Try Giroud or Welbeck
>>77056775
he posted in /trb/ one time not long ago
>>77056775
if something happens in the NBA i like or when the NFL season is going on yeah
otherwise no
>>77056816
this too
>>77056798
I don't know about that midfield man, looks unsafe as fuck
We need to accept that fact Ramsey is injury prone and unreliable
>>77056798
Yeah, need to bring back Fabregas though.
>>77056826
>looks unsafe as fuck
They'll probably start Coq against the better teams then. I wish they went for Fabinho instead of Lemar but I guess they need to plan for Alexis' possible departure.
>>77056953
After the Chelsea game I never want to see Coq ever again
>>77056806
I don't know about Mesut on the wing but I guess they'll move around anyway. At least he can cross better than Hector.
>>77057034
>he doesn't enjoy the francis banter defending
Don't talk to me or my Coq ever again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iQ-71nps_M
>>77057137
i'll survive normie
>>77057315
I'm French and that girl's accent is adorable af.
>>77057315
ahh yes, the obligatory french lad loves henry interview
>Arsene Wenger will continue with his tactical overhaul of Arsenal’s playing formation and begin next season as it ended with three centre-backs and three main creative forwards.
>Arsenal’s results were transformed at the end of last season when Wenger joined Antonio Conte at Chelsea and Tottenham’s Mauricio Pochettino in switching formation, with his team winning nine out of their 10 final games in their new 3-4-2-1 structure.
>>77058604
ffs
holy shit you read this OX news
RIP
wilshit probs gone too
end of an era. only need walshit and ramshit gone now
fuck the english core
>>77058604
>3-4-2-1
>>77058848
Just reading the words 'the english core' makes me seethe
years of my life as a fan wasted by these cunts
i hate them more than van purse, nasri, madebayor combined
arseblognews @arseblognews
New: BFG: Alexis will ‘definitely stay’ at Arsenal
I believe our captain lads
>>77057315
French is the most horrible language to listen to. Even Vietnamese is nicer
>>77059349
>german
>scandinavian
>any asian
french sounds like they constantly gurgle sperm in the back of their throats, but those are absolute shit languages
>>77057315
he's so soft spoken
just what this team needs, more beta males
>>77058848
>Wilshere gone
yes pls
>>77059438
Player mentality is a spook
>>77058848
The banter era has finally disappearing, time to get serious on quality.
>Dani Alves to PSG
Time for Aurier lads. Bellerin can fuck off.
>>77059738
As long as Wenger's still here it's still the banter era lad. It never ended.
>>77058604
Doesn't matter. Doesn't change anything. Wenger has been left behind.
jeff when
>>77060217
pls fuck off to barca for 40m
Why do people care about Ozil? He doesn't win games, only makes won games more won. He's a detriment. Should be sold.
Need Jeff in that hole desu.
>>77060574
Jeff can fill any hole he likes, the cutie
Arsenal are always on my social media.. But I mean I'm only following arsenal.
Are other clubs like this too?
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? How come the pundits get triggered about arsenal boys taking selfies?
>>77060574
this
>>77060574
Mourinho Wenger Joachim Lou all consider him the best number 10 in the world, some chink's opinion doesn't matter
>>77060574
Xi, where is the 80 million pounds for Alexis?
>>77060965
No shit, because they were all his manager and he's some depressed bug-eyed mope who "just needs some confidence". He's a waste. No effort. Just happy to accept money while riding on the name he made when he still had a soul. Next time why don't you sing your posts while flipflopping a bongo-banga drum so I can treat it the same way everyone treats anything from India and not give a shit yet still be kind of annoyed.
>>77061111
You actually are a retard
>>77057315
>Asking based Lacazette about some reserve negroid Wiltord
Who was in charge of the questions
>>77060965
Ozil under Mou and Ozil under Wenger are very different, it's pointless to pretend otherwise.
Excited to see what team is put out on Thursday. Expecting some scorers that we've never heard of and never see again.
Jason Burt @JBurtTelegraph
Monaco will sell some stars but not all this summer. Those who want Bakayoko/Mendy/Lemar/Fabinho and even Mbappe should act quickly
>>77061111
>being this mad
Did ozil fuck your wife? Ozil is world-class. I'm sorry youre jealous of his big eyes or whatever, your opinion doesn't matter. He plays for a great club, played a major role in his club winning the biggest trophy in sports and is the top assister statistically In the pl and LA liga.
>>77061784
>Ozil is world-class
india must have invented the time machine
>>77061839
Well. Screen Cap this breh, with Lacazette in the mix ozil is gonna be voted top player of next season.
>>77061960
kek you're worse than that one german lad
reminder to stop watching porn
>>77062013
see you in hell to that midfield
Lemar and or Mahrez WHEN
>>77062299
not during the tour that's for sure
mahrez never hopefully
>>77062155
why?
>>77062343
fries your reward system
turns you strange
can give you erectile disfunction
nofap is a bit of a meme but no one should watch porn. there is nothing about it that is good
The Science Behind NoFap and Social Anxiety (Animated)
>>77062389
**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZePzpOPW00
>>77062389
>fries your reward system
>turns you strange
huh?
>>77062408
the dopamine receptors in your brain that make you feel good get toasted from overuse, literal brain damage
this leads to having to watch stranger porn to chase the initial highs that had prior been captured by vanilla porn, or just your imagination
next thing you know you're following shemale pornstars on instagram and ordering dragon dildos, thus turning you strange
>>77062447
so what though?
>>77062447
so?
>>77062563
>>77062549
>>77062447
>>77062549
>>77062563
good luck getting it up with a chic after years of watching weird shit
not to mention the likelihood of depression and lack of motivation that comes with hurting your dopamine receptors
>>77062659
I don't even watch porn lad, I'm just wondering why you care so much about what other people do
>>77062659
I have no problem getting it up with my gf
I watch videos on spankbang all the time, even hentai
and i'm good lad
>>77062670
>Look how tolerant and open I am
>Nobody should take responsibility
>I also let complete strangers inside my house and inside my girlfriend
>Tfw no bike tour though beautiful green nature.
>>77062670
raising awareness la, this site is full of porn addicts and since i've seen the positive effects of quitting i want to help other people
>>77062721
>tfw no annual off season trip to the open training to grab a few signatures on my newly bought jersey
fuck the trips abroad
>>77062724
I don't really know how that's possible. I love steak, but I can't always have steak so sometimes I have to eat a sandwich, which I also like, but I'm not gonna not love steak just because I also like sandwiches.
People who are addicted to porn are either pron to addiction anyway or really stupid people. I've been watching porn for over ten years and it never affected me in a bad way.
But I didn't really enjoy the one time I fucked a hooker, because I just knew that it was fake. Biggest waste of money ever, felt like a better jerk-off.
Porn is not a problem. Being stupid is.
>>77063034
You're so addicted that your brain is justifying porn internally to yourself
Not even memeing
>>77062708
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>77062205
you now remember that Denilson was better than all of them.
>>77063305
delete this
>>77063368
>want me to delete thicc
>>77063305
He could give Giroud a run for his money.
>>77063305
Stupid sexy Wenger
>>77063395
looks like cara desu
Who has the number 10 now?
>>77062659
Girls have this issue too. They use big dragon dildos and 20-speed vibrators and then wonder why they can't orgasm.
>>77063305
>stupidsexywonga
>>77063451
Our guy Wilsh. I won't let them take it off him.
>>77063305
got a front pic? wanna see how big his cock is.
>>77063488
>>77063517
>tfw no one pushed him in and left him to drown
feels bad man
>>77063513
>>77063540
Why does he always look so confused?
>>77063547
Wondering why he hasn't been sacked yet
>>77063547
He is senil, what do you expect?
>>77063540
terrible choice of swimming trunks. Wenger needs a stylist.
look how fit this cunt is for an old bastard
he's gonna make 95 easily
guaranteed another decade at this club
>>77063540
>small cock
no wonder we're such a cuck club
>>77063627
Need Henry to come back as manager
>tfw no long dick henry arse manager
>you now remember Henry saying he has the biggest dick at Arsenal
what a guy
>>77053925
>debut
No you dumb fucking yank, friendlies don't count. He will not debut, score his first goal or any of that shit in preseason in faggotville Australia.
He will make his debut in the Man United memorial community shield at Wembley, or against Leicester City.
>>77063743
bold claim..you got to believe Sol was packing a fat one as well
>>77063564
>this summer body
>>77063564
>when you take your fat mate to the beach with you so you look buff
>>77063605
He's out to beat Guy Roux's record of 44 seasons with Auxerre.
>>77054205
4ever & always going with whatever's not
>You r opinion
>10:30
>no rumours
>>77063305
BRRRRRRRAP
Ox out Lemar in? how good is he?
>>77066143
His name alone is enough to know he's better than Ox
>Manchester United scouted Alexandre Lacazette but decided the 26-year-old striker, who became Arsenal's club record signing, was not to the standard required by Jose Mourinho. (Guardian)
hmmmmmmmm
>>77066179
this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cNxPgqWGrw
>>77066207
>not 50/50
Goat Lemar song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK3OScp1NDU
>>77066231
you posted 50/50 last time lad. I was just trying to give our guy more shine
>>77066253
good point
>>77055150
podolski also caused one of the GOAT arsene quotes-- after the german lads were starting the 14-15 season late due to their extended WC run/total-victory wonga said that podolski needs a break because "his [camera] shutter finger must be tired" [as he was on the mannschaft bench for 99%+ of the 2014 WC run]
anyways, yeah, it's a pity that lucas is going to go because i still think that he had some intangibles that could legitimately help arsenal going forward. you can tell that "spanish vardy" spent most of his career not getting passed to, so his poaching skills were second to none. his hat trick with arsenal (against reading or lincoln or something) had at least two goals come off of "slop" -- rebounds or bastard balls that trickled away from other attackers in the box. lucas clearly knew how to get into positions to maximize his chances of scoring balls that weren't passed to him, so you'd figure with arsenal bottling so many [quality] chances in the box that his skillset would be brilliant for >us, even as squad depth.
>but wonga doesn't rate him.
ah well, i hope you like what you saw from iwobi last year cuz lord knows you'll see a lot more of him in the future [because arsene can get credit for "making" him, as opposed to lucas/joel/etc]
one more for the road: #FreeLucas!
>>77055168
>>77055179
#31 is the new RB/LB kolasinac, right?
/me wonders if barca has given out any more time-based ultimatums like bellendo only has 3 more days to decide if he wants to join barca.
speaking of, is it just me or has barca slipped/fallen a notch or two in terms of being able to get top top quality transfers? they don't seem to have their name "in the mix" with a lot of these "top transfer targets" that you hear RM/chelsea/city/P$G/united/etc are in for; whereas in years past you'd always hear barca's name tossed out there as a likely destination for a lot of the "big names" out there every summer... did something change or did they simply stop playing the game with the rags/media/etc?
>>77067380
>speaking of, is it just me or has barca slipped/fallen a notch or two in terms of being able to get top top quality transfers? they don't seem to have their name "in the mix" with a lot of these "top transfer targets" that you hear
they're set in every single position except CM and RB. The only players they've really been linked with are Bellerin and Verrati. It makes sense.
I am Alexis AMA
>>77066182
Well, let's be honest. If we could have gotten Lukaku over Lacazette we would have. Lukaku is better.
>>77068084
wena nido
>>77068084
Does her fanny reek mate?
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>77063305
>>77068085
>literally the most un-clutch "top" striker in the league
>>77063305
THICCC
>>77067473
yeah that's what i was thinking, but i still figured it was odd for barca's name to not be tossed about because, historically speaking, it's not like not they're down for a little occasional overkill/excess (ask arda turan)
i gotta admit it was pretty amusing to see P$G make verrati apologize for possibly exploring his #BarcaDNA. it seems like this season barca's content to doing the transfer equivalent of only chasing quality chicks who BETTER have a boyfriend (read: a recent contract extension in this situation) otherwise why bother?!
i get a buyern-esque vibe off'a that like barca figures it's an honor to be pursued by FC BARCE FUCKING LONA, cuz you know >mes que un club and all that.
ah well, call it a hunch that any club trotting out a front line of messi suarez neymar will probably be alright going forward no matter what they do or don't do this smmer.
>>77068388
1) SHE'S NOT AN ACTUAL DOG?!?
2) SHES ILLUMINATI?!?! [one eye symbolism]
3) HE MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE AT ONE OF PUFF DADDY'S WHITE PARTIES?!!?
4) SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE ATOM AND HUMBER?! =/
Lads I cant stop fapping to porn
>>77069698
MAINSTREAM METEOR
>>77069790
rub one out to Majuu Jouka Shoujo Utea
When will Aresenal win league title?? Is it possible?
>>77070321
Next season
>>77070509
Along with Wenger? No It's impossible.
>>77068388
Imagine his workrate in bed. Must be insane
>>77070940
>workrate
You know he's never run more than 10km in a match for arsenal?
He's just really good at making it look like he puts in the most work/effort/passion.
>>77062696
I thought Mert is working for youth's coach, why is he in tour, is he still player next season?
>>77071138
This is his last season as a player.
>>77063305
>come to me mBRAPPPPPPPPé
>>77071089
As long as it looks like it, it's still a positive for the team. Compare him to Cesc, he used to do 12+km for us regularly yet most of out goals were due to him being bypassed in MF. Sanchez also often exposes Monreal but since most people think of him as a workhorse they don't attack down our left.
>>77070321
Unironically possible next season
>>77071860
Can you bet money? Arsenal will never win title along with Wenger. Don't be delusional.
>>77071963
Have to agree with this guy here. Even if Arsene builds a great team that _can_ win the PL, they won't. At some point we'll have our backs against the walls and we'll crumble. I've seen this play out too many times to believe anything else. The best I'm hoping for is a 2nd-3rd finish with a few big wins and a good run in one of the cups.
A PL win with Arsene in charge seems as implausible as a CL win.
>>77071963
fyi, betting money on sports is actually a crime in nipland, and korea too, i am assuming.
loads of pro sumo's good banned, relegated and careers ended for betting (not on their own matches or anything, on baseball, but since its all illegal it was with yakuzas).
Somehow this is also why boatracing is a thing over here (people bet on it).
>if sanchez stays i will actually make a cheeky bet when I am back in europe.
third kit shown on instagram story
>>77073866
the promotional images are always so shit
>>77073881
did he extend his contract with arsenal
>>77073881
that eastern european wallpaper
>>77074117
Hi
Why do you have this pic saved?
Thanks
>>77074137
Made me raff. This guy is perfect banter, imo, somehow ugly stupid and yet good looking and fit, also genuinely likeable.
>"I am number 11 until today. So I wear number 11 today. The club will decide my number this year."
>>77069903
/arse/'s opinion on PJW?
>>77073881
thicc
Is this what 400k a week gets you?
>>77074257
Well that looks horrific, I was going to get onboard with it until this pic where you can see the body is a different shade to the arms, what is this monstrosity Puma?
Gorgeous
>>77074388
I'm ok with that part, its the pink that i don't like.
>>77074257
>>77073881
>>77073900
>>77074513
third kit, right?
pics of 2nd kit please. Is it yellow again?
>>77074557
2nd kit hasn't been officially unveiled yet, but it's a bright blue basic shirt that looks more fit for a training top
http://www.footyheadlines.com/2016/12/arsenal-17-18-away-kit.html
>London football
>>77074257
Looks shit desu. Would have been way better if it was actually black like I thought it was.
M ' B A P P E
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B
A
P
P
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>Willem II have confirmed the signing of Daniel Crowley - he will sign a three year deal.
>tfw you wake up to no rumours
>>77074930
never fell for the hype me
It's kino lads, remember to see it in the cinema when you can
>>77075161
>6/10
>>77075187
you know how critics are
its far better than i thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duxpMEBsTQ4
>>77072139
How about horse races, is it safe for pros to bet there?
>Chris Willock has impressed Benfica coach R. Vitória after arriving from Arsenal & he'll join the 1st team's training camp in Bern. [O Jogo]
all those minutes wasted on binmen
Has Wonga fucked off yet?
Are you worried about Spurs next season?
>>77075322
I fucking hate our yoof development so much right now. We trot out the same "muh they're not ready" bullshit after watching shitters like wallflopp & oxlel play like shit for 8 weeks straight
>>77075356
kek
>>77075369
Wenger.
>'It is definitely my preference to stay,' Ozil said at the launch of the club's Puma-made third kit.
>'It is such a great club and I have always said that I feel very good at Arsenal. Once everyone is back in London we will sit down and discuss about the future.
>believing John Cross
>>77075780
>its my preference to stay because no one wants me, Buyern plz
>>77075260
Not really into horses myself, my dad is, but this the deep countryside so nothing happening locally. Apparently JRA races are safe and legal to bet on, but needlessly complicated and for information you will need to be able to read Kanji.
So pretty much playing lottery..
>>77076060
no one even posted it yet
>>77076137
just in case
Shouldn't sell giroud desu. Even though he probs won't get much game time over le baguette he is still a valuable team asset. You should have at least 3 decent strikers if you want to win the league.
Also lemar when?
>inb4 shitty mahrez is better
>>77076145
it must be an intentional leak if three of them are running the same story
bad move imho will only annoy monaco
>>77076199
if you are relying on John Cross for anything you deserve what you get
Think Alexis is worth 350k a week. Offering him that with a clause that if we win the league he gets the extra 50k a week back paid to him as a cash sum bonus on top of whatever the bonus is he gets for winning the league anyway.
Done deal sign da ting
big if true
>>77076194
im not
>>77076194
when was the last time a team with 3 decent strikers won the league
man city?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/12/alexis-sanchez-arsenal-arsene-wenger?CMP=share_btn_tw
reading this makes you aware that these people know fuck all, its all just guess work
>>77076342
Every team in the last 5 years+
Even Leicester had that nip, vardy and ulloa
>>77076314
fuck meant >>77076219
>>77076382
The current champions
>Costa
>Batshuayi
>...?
Ulloa is not decent either.
The season before that was Costa/Remy/49 year old Drogba
That's the last three without three good strikers, mate
>>77076194
I imagine the situation is wenger wants to keep him, but if he asks to leave for more playing time they won't stand in his way
>>77076425
I said decent, not good. Even Welbeck counts as decent and he's worse than ulloa
>>77076508
What about the current champions mate
>>77076517
They had Remy even though he wasn't needed as costa and batshuayi were fit enough when needed.
>believing Robbie
>>77076569
>not
but what has he said
>>77076594
he spoke to top arsenal guys at the kit launching event
and we are trying to sign lemar
>>77076618
>pronouncing the 's'
so uncultured
>>77074257
Why is it pink instead of red? please tell me this is some one-off thing for breast cancer awareness or something
>>77076963
insecure?
>>77055150
>his injury problems
It was probably something trivial like an ingrown toenail or a fungal outbreak, but the Arsenal medic team, as moronic as they are, wanted to go full Cazorla on him.
Perez deserved better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlKT0S2Z3Z8
>>77077311
It's probably fake injury so Wenger had excuses to not play him.
----------zet
spicy-ozil-lemar
?
>>77077592
i won't believe alexis stays until the 1st of september
>>77075780
ffs
>>77076508
>Welbeck counts as decent
he has to go
the sun let afcamden write an article lel
>>77077912
no fucking way
>>77077921
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4001734/arsenal-transfer-window-one-of-best-alexandre-lacazette-alexis-sanchez/
>>77077977
lmao
well, it is the sun
of course this cunt would sell his soul
ARSENE OUT
ARSEAL IN
r8 my conspiracy theory lads
>Wenger purposely holds off contract talks until end of summer
What we know:
>doing this means by the time end of his contract comes around, only he can realistically be Arsenal manager from this season onwards
What might have happened
>Wenger intentionally did this for his/Arsenal's benefit
>This means Wenger, knowing only he can do the job, is able to demand whatever the fuck he wants, and no one can deny him
>This means he could demand Lacazette, Lemar, and allow risks to be taken with Ozil/Sanchez with the threat of him walking away should these requests be rejected
What do you think lads?
>>77078269
maybe he's just a commitaphobe
>>77078050
Holy fuck
Where did sealbro go?
I miss you sealbro
Come back
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/arsenal-have-hired-the-best-in-the-world-fitness-guru-darren-burgess-backed-to-shape-gunners-into-a3584401.html
>>77078702
I'd love to be positive about this but when we signed that Handball/Gaelic or whatever it was guy I had high hopes, but nothing's changed
sign Lemar and send Alexis to reserves for the season
>>77078773
have you mixed up Shad (who came 3? years ago from the german national team) and Burgess (who's just joined from an aussie rules club)?
>>77078899
that's the one, Shad. Yeah I might be actually, where did Shad come from?
>>77078935
the german national team
https://www.arsenal.com/first-team/coaching-staff/shad-forsythe
>>77079055
imagine having a CV like that. Could walk into most sports teams on earth
>Chad fucks Stacy in high school
>brad is your boss
>fuckin Shad is a World Cup winning dream job stealing world class fitness coach
>>77074257
does one of them actually enjoy playing for Arsenal?
>>77078702
Exact same thing they said about Shad, and then about that Japanese physio guy too
WENGER
OUT
>>77081131
THIII
IIISSS
At least we're going to hold onto Ozil. Imagine the turmoil if we lost them both.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40583671
>amazon refunded me
feels good man, they took £70+ money out of my account after they trick you into signing up for prime
so fucked up
>>77075071
Everyone's in Australia mate, can't expect business to be one during work hours.
>>77082037
why not? I'm sure Dick isn't there, we shouldn't stop working because of some money making trip
>>77081792
nigga fuck ozil
Lads, want to make bingo for next season?
Free space : early bad results
>>77081131
THIS
>>77082127
Top left = Lacashit misses a game winner against the eventual title winners
Behead those who insult Giroud
>>77082798
This
>>77082798
this
welbeck and walcott OUT
The times = shit
dont trust them
>>77082949
Half right
Welbeck in
>>77083676
fuck no
>>77082127
How do you even Bingo that?
>>77083676
fuck off
wogbeck, wogcott and woguelin must all fuck off
>>77083713
>>77083906
>t. Retards who don't understand a remdeuter
>>77077824
Lacazette reminds me of MC Ride now
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWdP406FdgB/?taken-by=caradelevingne&hl=en
its kino
>>77084005
racist
>>77084005
>mc ride and kendrick Lemar scoring goals for arse
Track when
Alexis sends you a text message telling you that either you sell him to Man City this summer or he'll go to them on a free next summer.
City submit a £50 million bid for him the following morning.
You are Arsene Wenger. What do you do?
>>77084244
You wait and let him leave on a free
Unless the bid exceeds 120m pounds
AFTV anime when?
So now that arsenal are on the preseason tour they likely won't sign anyone until it's over(if at all) right? When the heck will the deadwood be sold.
>>77085348
depends who you consider deadwood, but a fair few guys have been left out of the tour (chambers, gibbo, jenko, apkom) so they could be sold whenever
>>77085383
All of them should be sold(except maybe akpom if Giroud is sold).
>tfw no longer NEET
i miss you lads, would be lying if i said i don't miss the (You)s more though
>>77085642
Dumbest thing you could have done lad. NEET is the only way to live. Trust me.
>>77085670
It was fun while it lasted but I was getting pretty bored
>>77085709
fool
>>77085709
I got a job last September for the first time and I regret it every single day. Should have just killed myself desu. It just increases the depression.
Lemar IN
OX out
>>77085735
>>77085737
Maybe I'll quit after I get paid
>>77085745
perro camera
>>77085801
good lad
https://twitter.com/rehnato/status/885255898159091713
WENGERNOMICS
Anyone wanna tell me why the fuck those fat jannies ban anyone for offtopic posting if it involves anything about drinking etc but autismo fucking tripfaggots can repeatedly pots offtopic every thread yet nothing occurs? Is the nig larper a janny?
Also, Lemar when?
>>77086763
Enjoy your ban
Idk though I get banned once a month For "off topic" and just look at jewmaicans posts ITT
Lemar soon
>>77086943
>enjoy your ban
Wouldn't surprise me if those fat, cheeto fingered fucks did it again. Yet the larping nig continually doesn't, really activates my almonds about that mentally ill retard. Jannies failing their "job" is nothing new I guess.
>Lemar soon
Nah, Arsenal are too cheap.
>>77086943
what are you implying lad
It would be one thing if Dan Crowley was leaving for Ajax or a similar club, but for a literal who club like Willem II, who the fuck cares.
Obviously would never be good enough for Arsenal.
Also manlets OUT
>>77087084
Odd how the "promising youth" haven't worked out in a while. Who was the last decent player to come through the academy?
>>77087013
Nobody was implying anything, we stated it pretty clearly that you are a larping retard and continual offtopic poster that somehow avoids bans.
>>77054121
why is he so qt :3
>>77060217
does he have some color in his hair or is that a big ol bald spot?
>>77087110
The youth players on the tour include Reiss-Nelsom, Nketiah, Bielek, Maitland-Niles, and Malen so there's some hope with them.
I guess the last ones that have actually made an impact in the starting 11 are Iwobi and Bellerin
>>77087192
>Bielek
The next academy CM to never get any first team action and be sold to some championship side in a couple of days.
Post your face when Wenger announces he signed a 15 year old aboriginal from Shitpost Island
>>77085642
>>77085709
>>77085801
Don't listen to these idiots. If you stay NEET for long enough you'll become an economically dependant manchild and a running joke amongst your peers.
When's the first friendly game Aussiebro?
>>77088447
It's been nice having something to wake up for and a purpose in life despite it being just restaurant work.
>tfw grad school
6 week intensive program, i haven't slept more than 4 hours in the last week and missed shitposting about Lacazette signing
>>77089951
>tfw you can watch his first game tomorrow because you're neet
feels good man
>>77090018
>tfw you can watch his first match on the way to work
>>77090018
Isn't it suppose to be today?
>>77090018
It's today 11am
>>77091602
Yeah 8pm local time. That's probably around 6pm for you
>californian
do I stay up lads
>actually a productive working member of society
>can't watch game
God damn I can't wait until I'm a teacher and have summer off
Don't bully me for saying this but I consider u all my friends
How many bongs until the match?
>>77082127
I'll come up with a few
>Lose crucial match against relegation fodder
>Ozil nowhere to be seen
>Win FA Cup
>Wenger OUT
>Finish 4th
>Ox crosses to nobody
etc
>>77092591
>Claude goes missing
>Ty blames the weather
>Mou cucks Wenger
>Swansea does the double
>Lose to Stoke on a cold Tuesday evening
>>77092581
11 am alabama time
>>77092736
So 0900 here in commiefornia, thanks
>>77092736
This can't be right. It's 11am UK time.
>>77092961
So 0400 here on the west coast, should I just stay up for it?
>>77093011
May aswell
>>77093026
Fuck it, I finally have some time off of work so might as well. Coffee it is.
>>77078269
>only he can do the job
SAF case through and through, innit.
Only difference is >we are already on a "no titles" spell, fell out of top-4 and got surpassed by our local rivals, so when the time comes and Wenger leaves this mortal plane, Arsenal's going to fall beyond what Manure currently are in.
Top-4 of the bottom-8 struggle soon™, lads.
>teaching when the game is on
ffs
>>77085383
>gibbo
i've always said if you combined gibbs raw athleticism with monreal's football brain (and fitness/good-health) that you'd have one hell of a footballer.
but hey, >we sead kolasinac now to go with >our bellendo, right? and lord knows >our bellendo is certainly fast when it comes to making typically-meh-at-best decisions, riiiight? #TheFutureIsSoBrightIGottaDate35YearOldBollywoodActresses
>New gf keeps me up literally all night
>I have work tomorrow
>it's a 16 hour shift
T-thanks r9k
At least I'll get to see which youths score tomorrow
>post yfw lacazette doesn't even get a sub
https://youtu.be/qEPpvx4O6S4
>>77093079
i think they'll trot out lacazette for at least 15-30mins. probably not too much (like he plays one half tops, 60mins at absolute most)
...but i predict he'll be out there 6sure-- they unveiled their 3rd kit on this australian tour so you know they'll be rocking them in a few hours and they'll want lacazette looking good to model the new kits AVAILABLE AT ARSENAL.COM
Gimme the best Lemar compilation vid to watch
>>77093181
they all show the same shit really
>>77093181
https://youtu.be/OrXB31Znxpk
lads, what's the protocol for phoning in sick for work? do I just say "I'm ill so I'm staying home today?"
that's what I usually do but it doesn't seem right
>>77093393
based
>>77093401
Idk but I'm about to do it too. The less specific the better
"I woke up ill today and won't be coming in"
Or like
"I need to use a sick day today boss"
>>77093401
Keep it short. Long over the top stories are normally considered lies.
Just say
"Woke up and I had shit coming out my arsehole like a flock of pigeons "
No one will question that.
>>77082127
Carzorla gets injured
Our team gets bullied by west brom
We lose a game 2-1 due to not being able to deal with corners/set pieces
There is literally far too many
>>77093467
>>77093480
did it lads. now I can play weeb games all day
don't really care about this friendly or lacazette desu
>>77093591
For future reference, lay on your bed with your shoulders, neck and head hanging off the end.
This will impact your voice enough to make you sound ill, whereas if you put on the voice it sounds forced and weird.
>>77093617
makes sense. but they didn't pick up the phone anyway so I just sent a text
>>77093079
>New gf keeps me up literally all night
Seems like Tyrone is working his magic anon
>>77093772
Playing Ozil at centreback is a brave move
>>77093772
very odd group
maybe..
cech
bielik merte kola
willock nelson coq bramall
walcott welbz ozil
>>77093772
kolasinac at CB?
>>77093800
one off
wonder if willock asked for #69
>>77093811
Bielik played really well last season in that spot. He should go on loan to a BPL team this year
>>77093864
He said at the u21 euros that a loan to Norwich was nearly done but who knows if thats still on since he's on tour
Is anyone else watching some TURN LEFT on some supposed Arse vs Sydney stream?
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiit's match day!
Who /atthegame/?
>>77094173
right here, ignore flag
Match is streaming on arsenal.com.
Just saw Toadfish Rebecchi in the crowd.
When's the match start? I'm about to hit the rack
Hmmm
Cech in bright pink shorts
thought his kit was green yesterday
>>77094270
now
>>77094270
They're walking out now.
>>77094270
1 minute
>>77094297
>>77094298
>>77094300
Shit, does arsenalplayer have full matches available once they are concluded? No lacazette yet means I don't give too much of a shit.
oh no matt simon starting
hes a dirty cunt
>>77093811
So I guess 3 at the back is here to stay...
Wow what a bunch of cucks. Can't believe all these arsenal customers willing to show their face at ANZ stadium, support your home team you fucking idiots
just realised ramsey not on the bench...
>>77094303
It probably will. It'll probably also be in full on YT, they don't tend to give a shit about pre-season matches being shared, there's about 10 YT live streams of the match right now as it is.
this the match thread
>>77094328
Ok thanks I'll just watch it later then
MerteGOD
BIG MERTS lmao
kek later lads. turning this shit off
>getting scored on by the academy manager
http://firstsrowsports.com/soccer/sydney-fc-vs-arsenal-rer1112167?l=96878481
stream but its french
someone let me know when lacazette comes on
>footy is back
happy lads, let's postpone the Wenger out for today, shall we ?
>PC was updating
sorry lads, I'm here...we can enjoy the game now
>>77094380
nice
>>77094380
You know arsenal.com is streaming it
>>77053925
Feo, stretch for the ball damn it.
>Coq
it's ogre
Can't wait until Coq fucks off
Where the FUCK is the match thread lads
Welbeck is so shit fml
>>77094446
>match thread
>for a preseason friendly
>against sydney
>at 11am
>>77094439
Why though? Coq our only CM that can tackle. If only Wenger didn't decide to aid attack, he'd be good BWM.
>>77094446
Do we need one? It's just a friendly. That Nelson kid does look decent so far.
>>77094463
Keeping the discussion of a live event in a general is what is ruining the board
>walcott running into the exact same space Welbeck is already going into
is he fuckign retarded
>Nelson
looking decent but the Wenger no shooting doctrine is too powerful for him to break
>>77094479
>Wonga you must play me as a central striker
>Doesn't even have a striker's sense
>Can't even hold the ball
He's retarded and delusional, the "Next Henry" title did more harm than good to his mental development.
>walnut
Fuck off Feo
>>77094473
> remembers the Chelsea game
He is dead to me
>>77094459
THIS
So this is the champion of A-League?
is this guy on arsenal wearing 69 already a meme?
willock and nelson looking decent
probably already better than walcott and welbeck
>>77094392
the commentators on it are shit, fellating wenger every chance they get
>>77094475
the board is already dead
>>77094562
>that Walcott shot
very likely
Arsenal 1 - 2 Sydney FC | I have a 12" Bowie and will fucking scalp that deluded nigger TY says Claude (Angry Rant)
nelson beast af
lmao
>Merteslacker
last season, thank god
They're even shit in friendlies
Dubs and Lacazette breaks his leg :)
>>77053925
will coq ever score in my lifetime?
>>77094602
dubs and you break your neck
Laca has such a nice smile
>>77094475
Why aren't u at the game faggot
>>77094609
dubs and he dies on the pitch
>>77094622
FUGG U
counter dubs and you die while taking a shit
>>77094633
tfw scared to take a shit now
>Welbeck & Walcuck instead of Lacazette
BOOOOOOOOOOORING
>>77094649
Dubs and you can go safely.
>tfw that Sydney keeper is wearing gardening gloves
Dubs and Sydney win
>>77094664
dubs and he can't
>>77094675
dubs and Arsenal win by 6
>>77094664
eternal juice cleanse
>>77094678
dubs and Sydney win by 6
>>77094678
dubs and someone allah akhbars a mcdonalds toilet in a town near one of you
These young guns are all better than Feo
>>77094695
FEO is MLS tier
Willock looked better than Ramsey
Nelson looks very good
Walcott.......waste of a squad spot, criminal that he inherited Henry's number
>>77094688
counter dubs and Arsenal win by 8
>>77094692
there are no mudslimes near me kek
anyone else think this new arsenal video player is shit? i can get it going on my laptop but it wont let me access any of the player options to make it fullscreen, so i end up getting the arsenal.com webpage header dropping down any/all efforts to get the thing going fullscreen.... i ended up having to go to load up the proper arsenal player page and then getting the wide-side view as manually-fullscreen as i can get (appx 7% cropped off of the bottom/right) cuz if i touch the actual video/player then the webpage header will drop down over the video here too.
fucking brilliant, gigya! yeah this gigya company makes the "new" arsenal player, and they're so brilliant that when you log into arsenal.com it literally loads up https://socialize.eu1.gigya.com/gs/SSOGateway.aspx in the browser, then goes and re-loads arsenal.com again, then it slowly enables the player.... which runs like total shit on my home connection, so manual-fullscreen w/7% crop on the phone it is.
also, arsenal.com says on the LIVE GAME UPDATES that wonga says lacazette should get in there vs sydney today so thereyago... the game should be 1-1 but holy shit sydney FC bottled an open net worse than >we usually do =P
>>77094695
>>77094698
and yeah, seeing theo bottle his first chance of the season (off of a wonderful little ozil ball) = midseason form already!
>>77094723
woops that should say my phone in the first paragraph. yeah, this player isn't exactly "optimized" for chrome on android, i tell you what! at least i dont have to watch it in vertical-youtube-style (you know where you get all the info/comments/etc below the small screen)
oh and these homer announcers are awful. holy shit that bit they did about the ox circa 42-42' = good lord, they really think he's being denied weekly football cuz arsenal has alexis and ozil in the midfield..... if ox is >our future #10 or #1 scoring guy then everton-at-best here >we come!
>>77094714
don't forget Welshit OUT too
>>77094748
ox needs to GTFO of arsenal first before arsene+pals become convinced he's really really good (and a "homegrown" talent that was "produced" by arsene) and he ends up getting an important role like, say, the alexis or ozil role.
hearing that makes me do my impression of bit in tron: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
>willshit
>feo
WHY ARE SYDNEY NOT PLAYING THE A TEAM!!! HURRY UP YOU USELESS CUNTS REEEEEEEEEA
>>77094804
wait a minute, doesnt jack have dibs on >wilshit? or do we add a 2nd L to differentiate between >wilshit (wilshere) and >willshit (willock) ??
oh and >we DID make a HT sub.... martinez is in for cech!
Walshit out
>ref balled against sydneys youth team
Lmao
>walnut
walcott and welbeck HAVE to fuck off
>>77094859
so that's the power of Arsenal .....
Fuck off theo
>Theo Walcott is STILL at Arsenal
Uncanny skill from Walcott
to place it in the only spot that wouldnt result in a goal
mental
>Welbz
>Walcott
god Wenger pls don't let Giroud leave, if Lacagoat gets injured there is literally no one left to score goals (after Alexis starts sulking or leaves).
Based fair play Welbeck
if you've ever defended welbeck in these threads just kill yourself
>commentator saying he missed on purpose cus it wasn't a pen
lmao
>sydney players beg him to roll them the ball because it was the wrong call
>says no and shoots it right into the keeper
kek
>Walcott
>Welbeck
almost unbelievable innit
I fucking hate English players, only good ones play for Spuds
heh
>>77094889
Salty manure customer detected. Welbeck is good.
>>77053925
La Cassette WHEN WONGA!!
wat are you doing!
Jesus Chirst how many more will he miss?
Walcott and Welbeck doing their best to make Lacazette look good. Based Cohesion.
So Roma might be in for Mahrez
cant wait here Monaco announce Lemar staying with a pay rise
and Mahrez headed to Roma whilst Wenger tells us about how tough the market is
>that bottled penalty
Why would you even trust Welbeck to take a penalty in the first place?
Sell Theo fucking right now
>>77094943
>>77094939
How far behind is your stream lmao
>Sydney adding more youth to the field
If arsenal don't score at least 2 more they should all mass suicide
>>77094924
hey now, if theo were in charge of crucifying jesus there's a good chance our lord and saviour might still be alive today!
>>77094932
anon, search your feelings [on the arsenal RW] you know it be true [pic related]
>Wogbeck can't even score a penalty in a no pressure friendly
Fucckkkkinnggg OUT NOW
>>77094957
sorry i was away from /arse/ for a bit. plus it took a second to find a decent rasheed wallace "ball don't lie" pic desu
altho, if i was watching on my laptop it was lagging behind 2-3mins+ by the time i gave up on it to stick with my minimally-cropped phone stream (thank you gigya!)
>>77053925
LACAZETTE+GIROUD COMBO
Here we go, chubbers. Lacazette.
Can't wait to see lacasette getting exposed.
>>77094957
Mine isn't behind at all. I'm just still trying to figure out why you would trust Welbeck to finish.
How're the yoofs doing?
Kolasinac?
Lacazette?
>elmaymay as CB
>Elneny and Ainsley at CB
>Malen (a striker) a LWB
>about 6 strikers on the pitch
wew
Goat pass by Laca that
>>77095005
Reiss Nelson's been great and Ozil's been outstanding. The rest have been iffy, but it's to be expected.
>>77095037
it was actually shit lad
Goat link up play by Laca
They just put an Under 12s player
>>77094989
pfft... how about iwobi's first touch of the season = he gets the ball wide of the box, attempts to take on 2 defenders, and promptly slips and falls to result in a meek instant turnover?
that's SO not an ominous sign of things to come, like lucas perez going from #9 to #28 to accomodate lacazette, riiiiight?
Kek. Just making sure Sydneys average age dips below 18 with that sub
Giroud and Laca already working well together
Iwobi is actually slow as fuck
What a ball from Xhaker
>>77095078
cheeky 100 laid down on arsenal winning the prem WHEN?!
so clearly today the lads are working on their bottling skills, right? this 2H has been an exhibition of how close arsenal can get to scoring a goal without actually scoring a goal.
Lacazette can't pass.
OH MY GOD
DID you see that skill from Laca?
>>77095147
The dive?
CASSET!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noice goal
>53mil for a tap in merchant
based tap in merchant
Go on Laca
LACAZETTE IS LITERALLY THE BEST STRIKER IN THE PREM
Best signing since Henry 2bh
what a goal from lacaGOAT, absolutely stunning
Imagine living in a city with two major football teams, one of which is playing, and you go to the game to support a team from the other side of the world. Really makes you think
>>77094989
HAHAHHAHA
eat shit
FEO would have missed that
>he didn't even put it all the way in the corner
this guy is shit
That was a world class tap in
>>77095190
People with no life actively stay up all night on a Saturday and Sunday to watch EPL.
Wish they would have done a close up of theo reaction after the goal
I assume Arsenal's pacey wog '''''youths''''' are being overhyped much like every other pre-season?
https://twitter.com/arseblog/status/885465257552097281
>tfw he post here
just realised we've got this diving little bitch Nacho as captain
WENGER OUT
>>77095221
Hope they are good in FM so i can steal some when I'm playing a lower league side
>>77095147
nope, i'm busy looking up valerian promo pics + trailers cuz THE FUTURE IS NOW boyeeeee!!!!
oh fuck, i forgot to say in here that with sydney assuming the position in the 2H it was a godo bet on lacazette to score.... welp thereyago!
>Oxlade
>>77095249
its kino la
Im liking this really dark kid playing
>literally zero (0) passes to Giroud
Is this the power of Lacazette?
>>77095255
that's the same face i made when i saw hollywood attempting to go TOO FAR with special effects with cara's space suit in the new valerian movie!
but yeah, that face pretty much generally describes THE OX EXPERIENCE desu
>>77095234
look for irish flags after a match, i was convinced he posted here last season
>>77095270
that's just not true
Was nice to see Arsenal win, needed a pick me up after seeing my team get knocked out of Helsinki Cup this morning.
>Lacazette already looking miles better than fucking chamberlain who's supposed to be dictating the midfield
Interesting.
But anyway, can't judge from this game, it's a friendly and everyone's being incompetent on purpose I suppose.
Emi martinez will be waiting for your apologies re: questioning his ability to be your backup GK. i'm sure he has a twitter so go find it ASAP!
Welbeck should have missed the penalty on purpose desu
>>77095387
He'd probably score if he tried to miss it
Any WEBM's of the goals, I was watching the match but fell asleep during the 2nd half la.
>>77095502
Nothing great, laca tap in and mert classic
New bread when la
Nelson looked very solid out of all the youngsters playing
new
>>77096177
So does attacking positioning and skillful movement off the ball not exist or all y'all memeing me with the epic tap in merchant meme