/heem/ fuck u goof

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Dingy bastard

I was getting a new thread ready

unironically praying for DC to end Jones's life

>>77053510
Liking Conor must be an ironic thing if you consider yourself a hardcore fan. He has an exciting fighting style but you just can't respect someone who picks and chooses fights only to make money and puts on a pro wrestling persona to fool casuals into thinking he's some IRL movie character.
This latest boxing charade in particular is just insulting. I'd rather watch him defend a title against a top contender, not go fuck around in an inferior sport. Stupid.
People will say I'm mad and maybe they're right. It's a frustrating situation.

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benton spooge

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>>77053510
thanks man

>>77053524
me too

>>77053526
lol

>>77053527
not cool

>>77053535
hmmmm

>>77053535
>picks and chooses
The guy takes short notice fights against opponents and always makes weight like a professional

>>77053524
>I was getting a new thread ready
dang sorry dude, why didn't you call dibs?

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>>77053542

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FUCK
Just found out my boy mousasi is going to bellator. Now i know how roryfags feel ;_;

How many fights on his contract? i hope he doesn't retire when its finished.

>>77053559
What, like Nate Diaz? He was considered a lesser opponent than RDA and was chosen to make the most money since casuals fan could appreciate it more. Only helps my point.

>>77053568
6 fights

Brandons going to use this platform to get the Anthony Joshua fight, then with his elite jab take the HW belt infront of 100,000 people in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum

>>77053570
autism

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>>77053570
Ill stay here

>>77053574
Joshua is very chinny and unironically Brendans unorthodox style combined with his incredible power could very well catch AJ

>>77053568
>Now i know how roryfags feel ;_;
you know what it sucks but it's pretty sweet that they get more camera time to build their brand a bit

for example, Rory will take your health

>>77053574
>Anthony Joshua

literally who

>>77053598
Some fella that isn't even close to schaub's level

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>>77053573
Thats like 2-3 years worth of fights
FUCK
He better not get heemed by some can.


a-at least hes getting payed

>heem blames Lesnar for roids while believing Romero is natty

This place is retarded sometimes

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how many do you do /heem/?

>>77053625
Romero has the power of Jesus, though. Lezzy doesn't

>>77053625

Idgaf about peds

Bellator is hoping to sign mark the hammer coleman next to fight fedor

>>77053610
>i want to become a bellator journeyman

i'm glad he left, boring ass fighter

>>77053636
t. ass devastated piss weidman fan

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>>77053628
For me, its Bigg Ladd

>>77053610
him getting heemed by a bellator fighter will be great it means bellator has elite fighters too and passing of torch said fighter would then sihn to UFC as dark horse prospect look at Justin Gaethje

made his entire caeer heeming whos, becomes who champ

then signs to UFC

same will happen to prospect that mems on Moose

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>>77053634
Coleman was well past his prime when even the ufc signed him lol

>>77053634

have you seen Coleman lately? pretty sure he needs help getting out of bed in the morning

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>>77053628

>>77053653
I hope to god you're talking about his second run.

>>77053510

>>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:

>Thinking people on the dock go on /sp

laughingman.jpg

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>>77053663
Not his early shit

cbf lookin whats odds for jones outright/decision/sub

>tfw have to be up in 4 hours to take a reading comprehension test for the police academy
>tfw have to spend the entire day at a formal event
>tfw will be sleepy and missing the press conference

>>77053653
>>77053660

Hes already begun training camp. I got him by kimura

>>77053669
>>Thinking people on the dock go on /sp
I think you'd be surprised.

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>>77053682

>>77053682
Bold prediction Cotton

>>77053542
*generic schaubpost*

>>77053681
214 press?

>>77053699
McGregor and Mayweather

>>77053691
DAMN! Mark Coleman looks like that?

>>77053681

when do you take the "hassling minorities" and "extrajudicially executing young black men" course?

just watched romero post fight, why do other non english cunts do what he does, they speak books then wait for translator, while romero says 1 sentence waits, 1 sentence waits, so much better

>>77053710
Not sure, but hopefully it prepares me for Tyron when I choose to leave it for MMA (assuming I do well)

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>>77053644
>>77053662
are steaks PED's?

>>77053706
USADA'd

>>77053725
yeah dude plenty of ex-cops make it big in MMA.

>>77053728
they're the goat longterm (few billion years) ped

>>77053728
he should really start cutting now so he can make weight in december

>>77053728
dude this pic lmao

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>>77053733
Nah

>>77053728
Khabib is a fat fuck. Money went to his head, to busy taking his 37 cousins out to the club all the time and blowing up in excess of 200 lbs. Sucks because he was my boy

Would you heem somebody irl if you overheard them talking shit about your boy?

>>77053572
he agreed to chad when he'd been training for aldo and had an injured knee. and that's just one i remember off the top of my head. love him or hate him, he doesn't pull out like a bitch ass brazilian champ.

>>77053572
Holloway too

>>77053761
So what?

>>77053759
if you mean my ufc boy no, if you mean my best friend in a heartbeat

>>77053759
ofc, nobody shit talks my boy and lives to tell the tale

>>77053755
he was gonna get exposed by any decent striker desu

Whos your lowkey boys? For me, its tim means

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>>77053636
How bout i jab you to a 50- 45 decision

>>77053835
Yeah michael johnson had him rocked. His record is padded as hell but he is fun to watch when he just gets to ragdoll a nobody. Hes a great fighter, not unbeatable.

>>77053837
>having a washed up boy

>>77053837
boetsch, do bronx oliveria, michael johnson

>>77053862
>Dropping a boy when they begin to slide
You're the worst type of heem poster

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*GADOOOSH*

>>77053773
so it helps the point that he's willing to take fights on short notice and fight injured? fucking retard.

>>77053837
For me it's Kevin low-key Lee

>>77053872
>implying
All my washed up boys are just retired so they cant be boys anymore

>>77053837
conor mcgregor

>>77053878
How's that a point? All sorts of fighters do that, but they don't pull the other ridiculous shit that Conor does.
There's no need to get upset either, I'm just airing some grievances.

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>I pay for FightPass

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The greatest meme kick of all-time.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWZODaah7Sg/

>>77053941
Dude weed lmao

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Who here /Waterson/?

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>>77053941

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>>77053510

Upcoming fights:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Campos vs Girtz 3
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/22: ACB 65 - Silva vs Agnaev
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 4
8/5: ACB 66 - Young Eagles 20
8/5: UFC Fight Night 114 - Pettis vs Moreno
8/18: M1 Challenge - Battle in the Taiga
8/19: ACB 67 - Cooper vs Berkhamov
8/25: Bellator 182 - Koreshkov vs Njokuani
8/25: Glory 44 - Chicago
8/31: Invicta FC 25 - Kunitskaya vs Pa'aluhi
9/2: UFC Fight Night 115 - Struve vs Volkov

Previous thread: >>77048413

News:

>Mousasi signs to Lellator
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/gegard-mousasi-signs-multi-fight-bellator-deal-after-4-year-ufc-run

>Cuck Thomas talks about Whittaker's TDD
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15950194/monday-morning-analyst-robert-whittakers-takedown-defense

>Sonnen thinks there should be a forfeit clause in MMA
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15949396/after-ufc-213-debacle-chael-sonnen-believes-there-should-be-a-forfeit-clause-in-mma

>Werdum to appeal loss to Overeem
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15950208/fabricio-werdum-appeal-ufc-213-decision-loss-alistair-overeem

>>77053965
liz have work done? she looks good

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>>77053837

Tertiary boys:

>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Drakkar Klose
>Belal Muhammad

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le

>>77053894
You made claims about him picking and choosing. People are refuting this argument via examples. I don't know how else to explain this. Sure, he makes superfights, but he's also earned that spot by fighting his way up the rankings and doing crazy shit like heeming aldo, heeming chad with a bum knee, heeming eddy, and moving up in weight to fight nate. say what you want about his antics, but the dude earned his stripes.

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Is jones still on the gas???

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>>77053993
please no, if this Jones/DC fight falls through again i may have to heem myself

>>77053993
Other than Frank Mir, has any Jackson/Wink fighter failed a drug test? They must have some good stuff in Albuquerque.

>>77053993
no he's not, what do you think you're seeing?

>>77053993
>mfw they are still trying to make Jon look like a good person in the promo

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So they're gonna fight next right?

>>77053862
How is tim means washed up? Hes never gonna hold a belt but i like his style, hes still good. Thats why hes a lowkey boy

>>77054035
>How is tim means washed up?
The dude is already shopworn. Guy is nowhere near as motivated as he once was. He lets fights slip away from him all the time.

Edit: I got him confused with Jordan Mein
I am an asshole.

>>77054034
clawdja doesn't want it (yet). she said so recently. pretty sure rose is next, or maybe tecia. either way, joanna is still champ and we probably get JJ/CG 3 in December.

>>77054003
Jon Jones

>>77054057
Yeah I worded that wrong, meant to include jones lol I feel dumb.

Boys who takes it platinum or thiago alves? Im going with platinum . Thiago got usada'd and perry has that supreme confidence

>>77054073
perry because alves will move forward and get heemed

>>77054080
Imagine if perry trained at an actual camp not a ufc gym?

>>77054057
kek, yeah I figured. They seem to do very well considering how many high-profile fighters train there. Holly Holm's been tested more than anybody in all of the UFC. I used to have a full test count by fighter, maybe I can find it

>>77054057
dick pills don't count

>>77054022
can't remember who it was i was listening to, but they said ufc have fucked up promoting this fight because they should be promoting it as the best 2 lhws ever/ 1 loss between them only to the other person, instead of the shit they're doing

i totally agree, this fight is THE literal superfight

Matt Hughes is a literal train wreck right now lol

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I love My Precious Hollyfu so much. Im so in love with her...what can I do? I wake up and go to sleep thinking of her and in my dreams she visits me. I miss her so much even though we have never met, like a piece of me is missing. Will this pain ever end? Will I ever hold her in my arms? Will I ever take her out for ice cream and a romantic stroll in the park before kissing her on the cheek while she eats the cone and smiles at me? If My Precious Hollyfu told me to die, I wouldnt ask why, I would lay down in my grave and close my eyes. Such is my love for my Precious princess Hollyfu

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>>77054073
Perry
Good chin, better boxing and brawling, and a fuckton of power

>>77054109
>My positive test was a result of taking performance enhancing drugs
t. No one, ever

Excuses are like assholes as the old saying goes. Although personally I think everybody's using, so Jones isn't special as far as I'm concerned

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>>77054120
mario yamasaki still hasn't stopped the fight

Why doesn't Joanne ever wear her hair down? she always has it in a pony tail

Tuesday night contenders tomorrow night. Sounds like they don't have complete tomato cans like I thought, plus meme commentary from Snoop.

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>>77054136

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/the-fighter-who-got-caught-doping-and-immediately-admitted-i-am-a-cheat

>>77054136
positive for an estrogen blocker in a tiny amount, he didn't pop for steroids like everyone says, including dc who'd you think have some idea

but 100% everyone who can afford to is on some type of ped, when people say steroids they just think of bodybuilders, but thats not even close to the shit they're on, there is multitudes of peds that are continually being added to the banned list, usada will always be doing catchup

t. roid user

>>77054172
how does some 40 year old cuban have the best peds available

>>77054222
>positive for an estrogen blocker in a tiny amount

Boy, I wonder why a professional athlete would have an estrogen blocker in their system at the tail end of a the lead up to a fight?

>>77054228
Russian connections

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>mfw a cuban roider thinks he can cheat a belt back to his abandoned family

>>77053982
Not really, they said he takes short notice fights but the short notice fights he took were still designed to maximise his earnings at minimum risk.
We're beyond doubting his skills but he's still a cancer on the sport to anybody who isn't a mega-casual. Guy got a title shot in a weight class he hadn't fought in just because your mates who don't watch MMA know who he is. Shit sucks.

>>77054220
lol what a good guy

>>77054222
Yeah, I've heard of blood doping and bronchodilators and all kinds of other crazy shit. Not sure I agree but there's a very good argument to be made for making everything legal and doing away with testing altogether. Since you brought it up, what exactly are you using?

>>77054234
why he no pop for test then m8? both their halflifes are fuck all so if he had one the other would be present

boy, i wonder if retards will ever stop popping off on shit they dont know about

>>77054274
Maybe he wasnt using test.

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>>77054274
Why the fuck would he be using test during PCT?

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>>77053962
Find 3 flaws and 2 compliments

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hey can someone post the Sara Jay-Nate Diaz pic

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>>77054274
>thinks 'test' is still in your system by the end of your PCT
By the time you jump on estrogen blockers there's barely anything in your system, you use them to set your hormone levels normal you absolute dumb cunt.

The reason he had a small amount of estrogen blockers in his system was because he was at the very end of pct. It wouldn't even show up at all if he was using test suspension or test p to begin with.

t. someone literally on nolvadex right now after cycle

>boy, i wonder if retards will ever stop popping off on shit they dont know about
irony

>>77054287
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS ARE PCT?

KEKEKEK

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>>77054309
Are you meming or are you legitimately unaware that clomid is used in PCT?

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For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I have podcasting tour dates sold out in every Vegas bingo hall there is

>>77054309
>nolvadex and clomid aren't PCT

>>77054315
cool thnx

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>>77054299

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>>77054320
Was anything more Awkward than this

>>77054316
He probably thinks creatine and whey are steroids.

>>77054125
it's funny lee gets all the attention this guy is forgotten. at least lee ended the other forgotten LW santos but there is still another LW santos who is legit as fuck and forgotten

>>77053833
>but according to others it was nerves.
Lol why would she have nerves when she's main evented cards before?

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This white ape vs. Ngannou would do 5 million buys

>>77054346
This is the first time she'd fought someone she wasn't certain she could beat over five rounds.

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Schaub bless everyone. Going to hit up a gay bar tonight, wish me luck

>>77054375
>Coral fucking Springs

>>77054375
>Oral Springs

Is Overeem an Englishman?

>>77054498
nope is daddy was, and his daddy was black

his mom was a dutchie, and reem is pure dutch euro club trash. he's just a brown dutchman not a black brit

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>>77053510
>$129 for a mcgregor walkout hoodie
that shit is thin as fuck and probably cost 50 cents to make, plus it looks terrible and is a piece of reebok trash. That pisses me off that anyone would buy this dogshit, such a fucking scam. Fuck the UFC and fuck (((WME)))

>>77054260
who's that monkey sitting next to mike

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>>77054320
Fuck I'm going to have to see schaub in his stupid fucking wide angle stance every fucking day until the conor Floyd fight, and even probably after that. What person in charge of hiring at showtime thought hiring Brendan as an analyst was in anyway a good idea? Jesus Christ all they would have had to do was listen to his previous "analysis" of the match up to realize he's got no idea what the fuck he's talking about. For a prior Golden gloves boxer he's forgotten how to box, now whether that's the cte talking or just a leftover from his mma training I'm not sure. I realize that showtime is going to do their damnedest to try and make it seem like it's going to be a close matchup, but they could have hired somebody who could come up with better reasoning for a McGregor win than simply "out-awkwarding" Mayweather with some wonky ass wide angle stance. However much they are paying Brendan it's too much. There are some actual decent boxers in mma that showtime could have gotten ahold of to do analysis for them instead of getting schaub to spread his legs in front of the camera and make up words to try and sound intelligent. I can't believe Mauro didn't call him on the sheer amount of bullshit he was spewing during their breakdown today. I'm pretty sure I lost brain cells just by watching it. I've never listened to a big brown breakdown before but if this is the kind of idiocy he puts out for his mma analysis I'm glad I've passed on it. I understand why coral springs is fucking developmentally challenged, I would be too if I did nothing but listened to schaubs moronic opinions all day

>>77054574
They hired Schaub because they want to make sure everyone who thought Conor would have a chance is thoroughly embarrassed.

>>77054614
If showtime wanted to hire an absolute idiot to make mma look bad I guess they succeeded

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Eyy, pipl, pipli, ay em sheh reel shampion, muh belch is shtill hiir wish me! Ay already bit Valentina, it washn't eeen kloz! Ay em teh layanesh!

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>the state of Reem's brother

This nigga's brain probably looks like Swiss cheese by now.

>>77054634
He's cheap and looking to get his foot in the door as a commentator. Showtime needs to sell people on the idea that the fight will be competitive but nobody with any credibility wants to look like a complete idiot. Lowest common denominator

i wonder how often reem gets KOed in sparring if he even spars at all anymore

>>77054353
this would unironically be a very interesting match up

>>77054353

Brock is done with the UFC forever. He's making McGregor money showing up once or twice a month at WWE live shows and occasionally suplexing people a few times on PPVs.

>>77054646
>when you fight mma like its kickboxing

>>77054668
He's going to be destroying any sort of credibility he had. If they really wanted someone to sell wolf tickets they should have gotten uncle chael

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>>77054034
>they way she whispers shut up

>>77054541
>every black person is a celebrity in this cuck's eyes

jesus christ

>>77053542

This should be every OP image

>>77054696
>Matt Mitrione is the greatest fighter of his generation
Chael is the absolute master of bullshit spin, not even kidding. People rag on him for being wrong but he always takes the perfect angle

>>77053510
OFFIACL LIST OF FIGHTS WHO ARE PRESSING PICKLE

>matt brown
>sinead O'Connor
>gaygagr moussasi
>fedor


Haters will deny

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>>77053962
>>77054299
>>77054326

When's her next fite

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>>77054413

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>>77054574

>>77053572
yeah he should have fought RDA when RDA pulled out

>>77054751
Too bad that asshole pissed away his fox gig, he would have been miles ahead of anyone they have on right now

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>>77054757
Could be a while, she about got her head kicked off. She's got the makings of a solid gatekeepr

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Give me one good reason why the manlet divisions (Welterweight and under) shouldn't be scrapped?

When I watch MMA I want to see grown men, adult sized men, who are my size fighting, if I wanted to see little children fighting that I could beat fighting I'd go to my child's karate tournaments or something.

>>77054751
It took me 3 episodes of his podcast to realize he was shilling some History survival show instead of watching that. His plugging is seamless, he really could make bank selling shit in infomercials

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>189ers have now been here for 2 years

>>77054814
>100ers have been here exactly 8 years

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>>77054814
>Tfw I've been watching mma since 2005
What a ride it's been

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>>77054814
>Filthy 212ers are a real thing

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>>77053510
Well for anyone who recognizes I just finished #24 on the menu. The nice thing about that one is there was a desert 3rd round that wasnt on the menu but I ordered it anyways.

Tito/Griffin 1 is spicy as fuck. Best meal I've ate so far off this menu.

>>77054856
missing some fights there, but decent enough

off the top of my head early lawler ufc fights are all good enough for the list

and cerrone/macculough

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>>77054856
>>77054895

spicybangers.tk

Real one here.

>>77054856
Should be updated, no?
for example, this guy Gaethje who fought in the weekend, always moving forward.

>>77054895
>>77054909
>>77054912
Not my list, I asked for it when I subscribed to fight pass. watched a ton of stuff. was told it was strictly a beginners guider, and not even the best one at that. It is missing a ton of fights, but it's impossible to list them all. I've watched a ton of fights but I'm determined to finish this list.

>>77054909
still lacks lawler/riley and lawler/lytle

>>77054806
because 9/10 HW fights are just two fatties gassing?

>>77054806
most ww cut from at least 200

and ww is the sweet spot. you have the technical insanity of the lower weightclasses with the necessary power to finish fights

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>>77053568
I feel the same way.

Unlike Rory though, I don't know if Mousasi has as many potential years left in his career. Rory was on a rough patch, but he's still pretty young and would still be in his prime after finishing his Bellator contract.

Gegard's on a hot streak and relatively young in normal years. However, he's pretty old in MMA years. He has more wins than his last two opponents COMBINED have fights. He has more fights under his belt than Vitor Belfort despite Gegard being 9 years younger.

>>77053681
I took one of those 2 weeks ago. I thought it wasn't that bad, but I'm an Asian manlet who has more trouble with the physical test than any multiple choice test.

If you did alright on the SATs in high school, you should do fine on the test.

>>77053746
Even Schaub admitted that Cro Cop was kicking his ass in that fight.

>>77054299
>decent all around
>decent marketability

>has probably peaked
>does a head&arm throw like every woman
>hasn't shored up her meme defense
The side kick leaves you open when you miss. Rose timed the head kick when Michelle was resetting from the jammed side kick.

Cung Le used to always follow up his side kicks with backfists/spinning backfists specifically to avoid that happening.

>>77054993
the Moose will be alright. making investments and securing his future financially was always more important than anything else.

>>77055006
moose is already secure

he owns a bunch of apartments

>>77054125
Glass chin Lee.

Didn't he get dropped by Chiesa before going to the ground?

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>when you pull down your pants and she gives you this look

>>77054825
Wtf

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Bessette vs Holobaugh
Rebello vs Anyanwu
Salmon vs Turcios
Byrd vs Pickett
Vasquez vs Sanchez

I'm gonna go ahead and try out picks for Tuesday Night Contender Series. I'm gonna be watching so picks could be fun. Just cheeky fun so idk pick 4 or 5 fights

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>>77055053
>another long hair pretty boy
>literally fighting against some guy named Boston

I'll be watching for sure. Only have to decide between official commentary or snoop dogg commentary.

If you ask me, this should be the official song for this weeks picks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDApZhXTpH8

My thinking is since snoop is on commentary, every week could be a different song./blog I'll give proper picks in a minute

Better than ____

>>77055053
lol why the hell not. We'll find out what the floor is for picks since everybody's guessing.

You should make a Snoop head for the goof

>>77055053

>picks for literal whos

I dunno picksbreh, maybe don't bother with picks for this

Why is Snoop on commentary? just because haha funnay memes?

>Man nis niggih just layin on top of he ass, this some gay shit straight up

>>77055105
If you subscribe to fight pass, there is an official commentary, and an alternative "Snoop Cast"

No clue why Snoop is on it, but I'll roll with it.

>>77055105
Perhaps he's represented by WME

fedor will go on a win streak

>>77055098
Definitely gotta alternate snoop, Urijah and Dana for the goofs. I meant to put DanaInASuit.png in the corner but I forgot

>>77055100
Just wanna test it out to see if anybody cares to do it. Could be fun if like 20 of us make picks and watch it every week

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>>77055113
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>77055111

Do you know who is doing the official commentary?

>>77055053
who the fook

Gunnar is our boy. Who /cozy/ here?

whens tuesday night contenders start?

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>>77055130
S N DOUBLE O P D O DOUBLE GIZEE D O DOUBLE GIZEE and Urijah Faber are doing the alternate commentary.

The legit commentators are a bunch of literal who's. As in the are dry running a bunch of literal who's to replace the old guard. It's nobody we've ever seen.

Dana will have his face all over it but this is his last hurrah.

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>>77055155

>>77055167
issa tuesday night now in my nation eskettit where u at dana esko

How many bings and bongs until the Goober and Moober press conference?

How many bings and bongs until Tuesday night contender?

>>77055180
yeah the ufc needs to invest in a simple count down clock so you can go on their website and know how long till an event

even bellator do this

Also, for what it's worth. It appears that all of the Mayweather/Mcgregor press conferences this week will be shown on Fight Pass. They are listed under live events. I'm actually fucking hype for that now.

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>>77055053
Bessette
Rebello
Salmon
Byrd
Vasquez

Also, I'm a fuckin goof, because all those pressers will be free on youtube as well.

anyone know how much time till Mvgregors presser

>>77055053
Bessette
Reeeeeeebello
Turcios
Byrd
Vasquez

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>>77055220
Its Mayweather's presser you ignorant bitch. Floyd is the A side

THE LIONONESS "i had sinusitisisisis been battling it since forever sorry no PPV main event for you"

aka

"I had a runny nose"

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>>77055234
>Bessette
>Reeeeeeebello
>Turcios
>Byrd
>Vasquez

>>77055238

Liderally this

I don't know how she gets away with it. Since when have fighters always been absolutely 100% before a fight? No one ever is.

If she was medically cleared, she should fight. Saying mehhh I don't feeeeeel super good is basically like saying "soz I cba to fight"

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Someone cum on this image and post a picture of it

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>>77055053
Vazquez
'Kid Dynamite' J. Pickett
Boom Boom "Boston" Salmon /myguy/
Anyanwu
Holobaugh

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>>77055252
is that kookie

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>>77055266
Yes

>>77055238
more like a runny fucking vagina, heavy flow

>>77055244
Lol i'mma just sweat all the liquid out of my body which is the fluid for my white and red blood cells that carry oxygen and kills bacteria then try and go through vigorous exercise often resulting in injury after that

but

hang on i don't feel 100% on the last day of going through this so i decide not to fight

>>77054574
H8rs in shambles

So err will reebok be the end of UFC and MMA as a burgeoning tier 1 sport?

As more fighters go to other promotions for better sponsorship deals?

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l-lewd

>>77055330
what kind of sponsors?

>>77055342
Uglier than Joanna

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*sits on top of you*

>>77055353
nascar tier sponsors

>>77055330
It was never really that type of sport to begin with. But it may be the end of blanket uniform sponsors considering everyone's been shitting on Reebok non-stop since day 1, including the UFC.

Isn't 3 days of conferences just going to be shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npJdeoYxYGs

>>77055377
HYPE

>>77055377
it's conor
if you like that shit, you'll enjoy it

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>>77055377
Kinda sick of this fight already desu

>>77055383
But how much can you say to a guy? After the first one the main shit will be said, the second one is literally the day after and so is the third.

What purpose does that even serve, people will be burnt out and probably bored of it already.

>>77055353
Dude wipes and condom depot

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>>77055364

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>>77055377
>getting around 100 mil for this fight
>will sell out three arenas for just the press conferences
>gets to have his own sponsors for the fight
face it, he's not coming back to the UFC to lick a couple mil off of Dana's balls after making this much.

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>Who really want to see woman fights?
Absolute madman
https://youtu.be/cljSg_04AMk?t=1005
16:45

>>77055398
>Conor:Flooooyd!
>Conor:Flooooooooyd!
>Conor:Pay ya taxes, muderfucker!
>crowd:YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
>Floyd:...

For three days straight

It's gonna be horrible. Floyd "Money" Mayweather doesn't talk shit, "Prettyboy" Floyd Mayweather talks shit. Floyd has too much to lose to let anything slip and lose some of his sponsors/fighters/partners. He's gonna give political answers and hype the FUCK out of McGregor's strength and ko ability because HE is one of the many hands with direct promotion of this fight

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While fapping last night I thought of Cynthia Calvillo for a second and it ruined my orgasm.

I can't even look myself in the mirror

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>>77055450

>>77055398
They probably have a full writing staff, building it up to peak in the fourth presser

>>77055437

Let alone PPV and gate, with the fucking cheapseats costing $5000 and ringside $100,000 each

$100 PPV price

just ridiculous money

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>>77053837

Unironically Angie Hill

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>>77055450
Gross

>>77054034

Nope. Rose and Tecia are ahead of her. JJ/CG 3 wont happen unless Claudia is champ

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>>77055475

>>77054795

She's only getting cleared next month. Probably fighting in November/December

>>77055449

You're completely right

Also the "muh taxes" seems like a godsend because I don't know how on earth conor would "bant" with Floyd otherwise. He can't do all of his usual stick:

>Oi've got so mooch more munny den yew
>Oi'm richer den yew
>Yer a fookin bum
>Yew can tank me fer yer pay day
>Red panty noight

What can Conor actually say when he's the one getting the red panty night? Possibly more so than anyone else in the history of combat sports?

>>77055486
I really enjoy your Cynthia posting when it makes that one sperg go completely apeshit

No idea what the problem with that guy is

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I wanted it to be /pearl/

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>>77055486

She has such a weird head. Putting $40 on her this weekend. She better not fuck it up for me.

>>77055516

8/10 tits

10/10 can

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>>77055484
Tecia "The Tiny Submission Tornado" Torres

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>>77055537

desu I think she has potential, she did a good job fighting off cynthia's submissions even if she was mostly grapplefucked all fight

I'd like to see her vs a striker

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>>77055539

>Tiny Submission Tornado
>One finish ever

I dunno bucko

>>77055442
lmao he just brings it up, he didn't even get asked!

He's outta control

>>77055550

She stayed on her feet well and had good foot work/head movement iirc but her striking was average and her lack of power was disappointing for her size. No future for her.

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>>77055539
>Tiny Submission Tornado
>First submission comes thanks to can's stupidity

I just wish that wasn't into wmma as I am

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>>77055550
>Cynthia didn't piece her up on the feet

>>77055442
>Isnt your gf a fighter?
>uh... no... uh

Really made me think

>>77055498

>Also the "muh taxes" seems like a godsend because I don't know how on earth conor would "bant" with Floyd otherwise. He can't do all of his usual stick

Actually, I was thinking exactly that too. I can't help but think the weird timing of this coming out is a little fishy. RIGHT before the global pressers, the one thing that can save his banter just explodes onto the scene. Floyd is having money issues.

A lot of people think otherwise, but Conor isn't actually a savant on the mic, he just big boys people, like you said. The taxes spin actually makes it so Conor can go on his "red panty night" deal and not get laughed out of the building, and it's just weird at this point

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>>77055555
It's never too late to turn it around

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>$63

Who the fuck buys this shit

>>77053628
>eatting anywhere but jacksons or pt's in vegas

>>77055639

Something I've always wondered too

If I turned up at my gym wearing fucking UFC gloves and a Conor McGregor reebok fightkit or something, they'd bully me until I was dead.

>>77055639
>Who the fuck buys this shit

Saw them once in a ballbusting video. So there's that

>having a harem of men

>collecting a stable of "boys"

>>77055652
>>77055639

it's for casuals. the people who'd take selfies for instagram with them on with a cute hashtag

I help run a gym in ky and we get all kinds of people coming in fully decked out in ufc gear. I'll admit though, it was fucking hilarious after McGregor picked Alvarez apart, how many people would come in and ask to spar or hit the bags and they'd put their hands behind their back like he did.

Can't be mad

>>77055639
the power of flyoverstates is amazing, friend

>>77055688
>ky

you just need an "s" to be complete
let me help you

kys

>>77055690
>>77055688

>flyoverstates
>run a gym in ky
>kentucky

lol my point exactly

Why do fighters just stand and try to wobble backwards to the cage when they're rocked?

Just pull guard hahaha like just fucking clinch hahaha

>>77055717
how would they move forward while on their back or butts?

>>77055717
it's involuntary , you train instincts of a fighter and they can react even when not home, while rocked but otherwise they will just wobble

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Sup /heem/, I obviously know what heem means but I was wondering if anybody could explain the origins and the actual acronym for which it stands? I'm trying to get a friend of mine into the sport, he has bought into the CMac vs Money Mayweather extravaganza and would love to get him immersed in the experience that is MMA on sp's best board :D

Thanks guys

>>77055840
wshhfCQpG8y006cNS3DH

it's on worldstar still

>>77055859
Thank you guy, expect to see some top tier aussie bants about Conor knocking this BUMS HEAD STIFF OFF HIS SHOULDERS!! haha ;)

>moose is gone
'no'

>>77055922
>who wants to see women fighting..nobody
who knew that moose was a fukin casual

>>77055922
Scott said to me, "Moose is Bellator"

>>77055884
fuck off nigger

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>>77055601
Cynthia landed more overall, but in terms of exchanges it was pretty even.

Bellator NYE LHW tournament

Gegard
Chael
Tito
Phil Davis
Bader
Rampage
Wanderlei
King Mo
and wildcard Chuck Liddell coming out of retiremnt for one last heem

>>77056125
>Rampage
>anywhere south of 240

nah, that aside I'd definitely watch that for the

Put Jon Jones on there too after he inevitably fucks up again, and watch him commit murder after murder, culminating with Phil Davis

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>>77055053
Holobaugh
Anyanwu
Turcios
Byrd
Vazquez

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>>77055688

>after McGregor picked Alvarez apart, how many people would come in and ask to spar or hit the bags and they'd put their hands behind their back like he did.

>Can't be mad

I'd be so mad

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HARDOOOSH!!!

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>>77056445
is this hardy for ants

what a shame

>>77055611
this is like the 3rd or 4th time floyd has owed the IRS money. it's hardly a new thing and conor could have brought it up anyway

Does anyone have a webm of Yoel punching his coach in the head at the UFC Prep Point© brought you by War for the Planet of the Apes™ in Cinemas this July

At the moment, who is your favorite female fighter?

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is jom alik a good commentator

>>77056736
haehae yenorp

>>77056700
Is Joe Flacco an ELITE quarterback ?

are native born australians good fighters and mma analysts?

>>77055859
don't respond to aussie shitposters

>>77056919
>implying there is another kind of aussie poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4KiqD29Awk

Schaub is God

daily reminder to reply politely to springsbro and filter the h8rs

>>77057053
whatever medication mauro takes it's making him look like shit