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post the bst girl of tennis

>>77030772
Kc tier

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>>77030752

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>>77030752

>>77030818
I've always wanted to know the context behind this picture.

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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, "Love" means nothing.

>>77030990
Streaker at the final in 96 I think

>links in op
anyone ever use that?

>>77030992
are they illiterate?

>>77030992
ba dum, tss

>>77031112
>Djokovic 36.6%
What the fuck is this bullshit?

>>77031149
No idea how they calculate it.

>>77031192
They hire millenials trainees to calculate this shit

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>>77031112
>djokovic 37%
>nadal 3%

>>77031192
1000 monkeys typing away on a 1000 typewritters

>>77031234
Rude

>>77031112
>implying paire won't win it en route to world number 2

>there are pipo on this generali(tm) that unironically believe Novak djokocuck will not win wombley bombley-don
Would put everything I own on nolewinslol if didn't live in a country ruined by women

>>77031112
>milo raonić
>1%
he will win lol

Hue commentators know fuck all of grass tennis, it's hilarious.

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>>77030752

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>>77031844
That isn't kerber tho

>Mattek sands dislocated her kneecap and tore her patellar tendon

>>77032103
oohh oohhhh ahh aahhhhh

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>>77032149
>racist nerd finds black nerd gf who likes him for some reason
And we are one less.

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>>77032201
>>77032103
>>77031631
you make me sick

any interesting podcasts/interview suggestions? not norm

>>77032248
give me one and ill give you one
not to do with tennis tho

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>>77032240
I have no feeling towards you.

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>>77032281
unbelievable

>>77032264
Should have said talk/podcast/interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNlW3HnNqlk

>>77032201
>>77032240
>>77032281
>>77032300
This is quite an interesting interaction

>>77032264
Or;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8f41HqGbnA

>>77032375
This one is better, will self grills zizek.

>>77032248
Norm
With Stephen merchant
(;

>>77032240
who is this you posted ?

>>77032448
That was great, merchant was disgusted with norm.

Need order of play 4 2mrw
>>77032480
She is my gf(:

>>77032375
>>77032321
you went way too high brow with these lad i was gonna the true geordie podcast

>>77032506
havn't heard it, giving it a go

>>77032488
It was just nice to see a host treat a Hollywood star with absolutely no respect at all.

>>77032505
for me
>Dimitrov vs Federer
and
>Ostapenko vs Svitolina
are the big matches but id quite like to see Nadal and any maybe Katie Swan and Ali Collins but i dont know if the BBC even show those matches on iplayer

>>77032653
Tim vs berda should be breddy gud 2

>>77032506
Zizek is pretty accessible in his lectures, his books are pretty dense though.

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i didn't know eli and alona played dubs together

>>77033049
Muguruza - Kuznetsova
Rybarikova - Wozz
Venus - Ostapenko
Konta - Halep

>>77032593
He's not really a star.

>>77033097
This from Vs twitter? Dude has some intense (good) autism

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>>77033248
10 hours

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>>77033310

>>77033411
>here, look at my puffy vagina

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>>77033491
t. perv

>>77033544
Perving over her is exactly what she wants me to do, for self-esteem or whatever.

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Angelique Kerber has officially retired from tennis to become a karate blackbelt

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>>77033566
Lügen.

>>77033601
Time to fap.

post cute boys

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>>77033943

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>>77033943

>>77033173
i love her smile. so cute

>>77033274
yeah it is

>>77033980
I would

>>77033585
kek

>>77033980
berda is so handsome

>>77033340
nice ass

>>77033173
Whomst the Jewish dude on the right? Looks a bit like bob saget

>>77033173
i just noticed hingis in the background

>>77034470
Hnnnnnnnnngis still look good af

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>b me
>c qt @ jim
>2 scare 2 look again else she think I creep on here
>feels bad

>>77031234
>1000 monkeys
How many bowls of sopa de macaco can you get from a thousand monkeys?

>>77035652
Probably 1000 servings

who else want an epic one hander battle between fedora and dimitrov? i mean im a fed fagboy but by golly i need a real match in my life too many straight set blow outs

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>>77035652

U M A

D E L I C I A

>>77034933
Not your diary faggot

luks like the a*glos hav finally stopped ruining the thred, iz bad when their awake

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TENNIS

>>77031112
>cilic only 67% of getting to QF
>nadal 82.7% chance of getting to QF

please

>>77033231
>ostapenko is 1.77m tall

WTF I'm only 1.80m

Official Day 7 theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM

Ecuadorano

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>>77036537
>tfw Slippy D will probably win wimbly this year

>>77031234
wouldn't be able to come up with some shakespeare imo.

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wew

CLASS IS STARTING IN 12 MINUTES

LATE COMERS WONT BE ALLOWED IN

GRAB YOUR NOTEBOOKS AND PENS WE ARE GONNA LEARN LETS GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXVqCAwbG3Y

START
>tfw already started and have a page of notes already
heh

>>77036936
>VHS-tier effects and music
Takes me back 2bh

tenis

Why does Federer play so late during the day every time? I'd like to watch one of his matches during a comfy afternoon once pls.

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>>77037300
More people watching during prime time after people come home from work on a weekday.
Americans are up.

More people watching, more views, more money.

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>>77031112
>Statistics in line with player seeds
Unreliable

>/tennis/ - reposted boring women webms

WELCOME TO #MANICMONDAY BOYS

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>no 11:30 mens game

>>77037413
but we've got Aljona Ostapenko playing <3

tennis is gay

>>77037437
Only if the balls touch

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based succ

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>>77037354
How about reposting ebin memes with tennis related content?

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>Anabel Medina, who began coaching Ostapenko this year, had to adjust to calling her Alona.

>“I had a couple of times that by mistake I called her Jelena, and she’d turn around and say, ‘Don’t call me Jelena!’” Medina said, laughing.

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>>77037564

how difficult can it be to remember someones name

>>77037564
>UCAO

>>77037652
d e l e t

>>77037590
It can be confusing at times when your name is not your name.

People can mix things up.

I hope Jelena loses today

>>77037842
see >>77037791

>>77037842
get out

>>77036537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

I hope ______ gets a live ending injury

>>77037859
you

>>77037844
so we /bundes/ now? no wonder the last thread got autosaged.

Konta later

>>77037865
¿how is that related to bundes?
last thread got autosaged because of the pol talk

Too many choices for 11:30 matches. Got to stick with /ourgirl/ Aljona though

kerber mugu tho

>>77037906
battle of the not very attractive women

>>77037897
>not clake/willis in the doubles

>>77037918
Garbi is objectively a 10

>>77037906
Battle of the least unforced errors

>>77037918
Both are straight 10s but whatever, gaylord.

>>77037924
objectively a moderate 7 to a light 7.5. Terrible teeth so when she smiles you can tell her poor upbringing.

>>77037844

>>(post Id)
see >>(post Id)

is the usual style of communication in /bundes/. Especially when the second post contains just a standard phrase like yes/no/delet/fuck off/etc

>>77037958
isnt it common 4chan talk? never browsed bundes

>>77037934
eh her teeth are fine, but im british so im conditioned to these sort of things

>>77036686
My gf
>>77037958
It was gr*nate tier...

brb just putting the kettle on

>>77038012
make me one x

>>77038012
ME trinkt kaffee

going to the grocery store b4 the match
who wants something

>>77038012
no milk in ine

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>>77036127
Actually, your shit posts and even shitter judgements of other's posts (as if people need you to point at posts for them, and then having the balls to call your own posts 'content') bring the quality right down.

Any English acestreams? Fine dealing with a spanish one but english would be nicer.

>>77038038
Pick up some white chocolate Tim Tams to share around lad, cheers

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Angel vs Ruth soon

>>77038038
20 deck camels and some sugar please boss

>>77038044
arenavision.ru/av31 is espn

>>77038038
tea bags m8 for >>77038012

>>77038054
4 joints or nae?

>>77038038
Beef jerky la

>>77038038
california rolls with artificial crab meat
t. vegan

>>77038045
Will she ever come back?

3 cups of tea and a bowl of pretzels la

*clap*

What do you think #LatvianGirl is listening to on her earphones as she walks out on court?

>>77038102
shes doing skype with me

>>77038106
delete this

MANIC MONDAY LET'S GO

who /four streams open at once/

>>77038102
She said it's a Russian tune, and it's the same one everytiem.

is this manic Monday thing new?

how the hell am i meant to pick which game to watch?

>>77038111
i wish, i only have 2 screens at work and one is in view of my boss so i can only have 1 open :(

>>77038122
you put both on at the same time.

>>77038089
Don't care lol. Kerber best foreign german :)

>>77038123
you can literally split on screen in four, mate

Ostapeggo

>>77038127
but there are 5 matches worth watching

>>77038133
too small g

do i watch kerber or oinkapiggo

o yea, krber duh lol

Predictions:

Venus
Konta
Muguruza
Azarenka
Kuznetsova
Coco
Svitolina
Rubarbkova

Mury
Federer
Muller
Djokovic
Zverev
Thiem
Cilic
Anderson

muguruza is my girlfriend
ama

>>77038136
watch all 5

>>77038143
that's what she said

MAKE HER WAIT

murderer
garcia
kerbs
aza
kuzzi
caro
shitolina
martic

murrie
dmitrov
nadull
cuckocuck
zverev
berda cilic andersen

>>77038154
shes a lesbian
so unless you're a girl
no

>>77038166
(im carla suarez navarro)

>>77038154
She's a lezzie. R u girl???

>>77038153
*seethes*

svitolina absolutely butt devistated

i went from ranked 18 to 4 in the bracket ama

Poogurutha is finished

O S T A

BOOM ALJONA

fUCK OFF THEN TRIPFAG CASUALS

>>77038102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b19A3qhcAN8

>>77038147
kurrburr. Oinkapiggo is fat and disgusting.

>>77038194
>NOT BIAS

>>77038194
Post Angie nipslip

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svitos body

>>77038194
don't you enjoy winners and wimin with bollocks ?

mugu :3

penko on fire

>>77038187
she wilting?
P O T T E R Y

>>77038209
too bad about her face.

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>Federer will lose today

Fucking hate Sue Barker. Giggling little shit

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>>77038231
not that bad tbdesu

tell me one (1) reason muguruza wont win wimbledon

>>77038209
>>77038231

>these_women_are_ugly_my_granddaughter_is_hotter.jpg

>>77038239
more of an Inverdale cuckfag?

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>>77038245
*blookiert her path*

>all these offline streams

not impressed

if u think svitolina is ugly you are clinically gay

>>77038245
Aljona

>>77038245
choker

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>>77038246

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>Post YFW Paire wins the good old wimbly and nono of our brackets really win

>>77038238
>he rates Dimitrov

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>>77038245
*blocks mugu's path*

>>77038257
pls stop posting you are like tripfag cancer

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>>77038257
look at her god damn head. she WILL never be a model with a face like that

>>77038249
Not really. Don't really like Balding either

>>77038271
stop being triggered by words

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>>77038264
based aussies

These slags are appalling

my girl Other Petra

>>77038257
>spittleina

>>77038276
I only like the scottish kid.

when do the men play?

Shitvanska is utter kill

Kuznetsova - Williams final?

>>77038283
be specific! which slags??

q.
Was Penko a merciless bully growing up?

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>>77038292
Eilidh Barbour, Hazel Irvine?

>>77038306
>Williams
>Beating Osta in her current mental state

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>>77038310
No she was the victim of the bullying

4th seed
only ever won two matches at wimbledon

>>77038310
>Was Penko a merciless bully growing up?
no but she had no friends as she was training all the time :'(

>>77038320
coco making fun of penko and hasn't won shit

>shitolina
yet again, women incapable of even a simple body serve on the regs

>>77038320
this always cracks me up. I wonder how this went so far.

>>77038315
I was talking about the tennis, not familiar with football, she looks hot tho. Hazel's great, only see her during snooker tho. Based tennis and snooker.

>>77038320
coco is a cunt

>up 0-40
>deuce

ruth starting to expose angie

>>77038342
Don't know who the Scottish lass is you're talking about. Lee McKenzie maybe?

>tfw Angie and Mugu will fuck in the shower regardless which of them wins

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this sums like the kind of people who go to wimbledon

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>>77038361
>you'll never watch this happen

>>77038363
rich old fags who took all the jobs from me?

>>77038353
Scottish lad, he does commentary on the smaller courts, I'll post his name if I can find it. Maybe it's lee.

why does the umpire keep saying 'uhh' before kuznetsova or radwanska

need a quick tasty breakfast

that line judge is a big girl.

>>77038377
Lad? Ah right, I think you mean Andrew Cotter

>>77038347
hahaha how can you be this triggered because of a little fun?

>>77038361
can't blame neither of them. They are both hot as hell and probably underfugged for years.

>>77038353
OK so Lee is female, not familiar with her either.

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>>77038400

>>77038400
>underfugged for years
>truly believing women on the WTA don't have recreational sex with their coaches constantly

>>77038418
>coaches
pretty sure only kerber and her coach fuck. wta players fugg the atp dudes

>>77038418
they all fuck lopez aka jesus too

>>77038423
never said they fuck just their coaches, mate

>>77038397
It's actually a different Scott, sounds younger than Cotter, he probably gets paid about a tenner to be on court 18 every year but he's sound.

You guys are watching too much porn

>>77038418
>recreational sex

how is this even remotely a substitute for the real thing? By that logic you could make up for your childhood romances by going to a whorehouse.

>>77038441
this
a bit of jokity joking is a-ok but you guys are just being autismo now

>>77038444
you misunderstood. what I meant is straight shagging instead of any romantically involved stuff.

think ballet kids, they do it all the time. they work so much with their bodies, they just have to casually let it out once in a while.

>>77038441
life's about having sex. think about it

Svitolina is struggling to defend those low balls on grass, should be more aggressive here

MUGURUZA
U
G
U

>Shitolina

P E N K O

>>77038456
Porn =/= irl sex

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>>77038441
>>77038447

hehe, it was just a joke guys. guys? i-i was just joking.

Not a fan of how being over 30 apparently doesn't mean jack shit anymore. I miss the youth dominance

>>77038473
how do i find irl sex?

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kerber
er
be
r

>>77038478
It's fine Hans, I watch porn too but you have to discern what is real and what's not.

fuck kerber

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>>77038497
lopez has said he fuggs a different women at every tournament he goes to

>>77038505
if poogurutha cant break kerbers serve she deserves not to win

>>77038506
So? I doubt all those girls are hyper hot or the sex is always ecstatic.

>>77038454
No, I got what you were saying. I think you misunderstood my point.

the sexual needs can't be satisfied by just mechanicial ramming benis in bagina only. If this was all they'd need they wouldn't need the coach either just the grip of their racket.

sex = sex is the most virgin equation ever. the coaches can't satisfy the needs without an emotional tie which can't be forced.

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>poogoorutha's volleying
>>77038518
did anyone said this was the case?

lmao penko's parents are really fucking dumb apparently

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/08/sports/tennis/jelena-ostapenko-latvia-wimbledon.html

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is eating these things raw autismo?
also rate my dinner

>>77038521
> just the grip of their racket.
go on

>>77038522
Well, if you are implying life is like porn.

>>77038505
I wish I could, Carlos. I wish I could...

>>77038521
Not everyone views sex as emotionally significant

>>77038531
never was you dumb cunt

>>77038521
>the sexual needs can't be satisfied by just mechanicial ramming benis in bagina only

you're delusional.

>>77038506
>lopez will never fuck you
why even live?

>>77038546
pm ur address if ur cute

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>Ostapenko and her mother, Jelena Jakovleva, say that the family’s desired name of Alona, an ethnically Ukrainian name,
hehe

Even for WTA standards Muguruza is a head case.

>>77038553
sent ;)

Wasn't there a lot of rain predicted for today?

ostapenko is latvian.... LATVIAN!

>kerbers serve is not shit tier today
hmmmmmmmmm... she even put in a first serve over 100mph

>>77038581
I am Greek

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>that face
you just know

>>77038576
probably later the day when atpleb is up.

>>77038581
*hohol

Is it just me or do these half transparent white dresses look absolutely classless?

I mean yeah they are kinda hot but not something i'd allow at wimbly.

wtf is poogu doing on her volleys? crazy bad

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What is wrong with Federer's face? Is he Jewish?

>>77038599
le tarantino face

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>>77038596

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>>77038592

if you fink svitolina is a minger ill bash ye moggins in with me raquetsport stick ya fawkin wanka

>>77038596
World had a chance to stop this in the 40s

>>77038596
t. sharia police

>>77038615
how many dutch have we?
estonian dude
svitolina/petko/mugu dude (prob germann)
is all?

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>>77038592
Guys! Guys? Where is his other hand?

>>77038592
#lativagirl

martic

Slitolina can't convert break point for shit

>WTA snail error paces

fucking hell, grass matches were supposed to be a fast game

>>77038625
2 or 3 i think
i dont have a personality btw, dont label me
im a free spirit ;^)

>>77038557
hello /sp/astic

>>77038625
>svitolina
>petko/mugu/kerber

that's at least two guys. the second is a based hitest connoisseur.

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>>77038654

Might go to Greggs for some dinner

>>77038651
look at her cute latvian hair

YOU CAN DO IT MUGU

\o/\o/\o/

>>77038625
but how many brits?

>>77038658
>coolstyle
i like