In case you thought that BVB jerseys couldn't look any more shit.

>Lenny

Can BVB Prussia Dortmund win the bundes this year?

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>>77028208
*blocks your path*

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>gradients
>ever
idk why people do this to themselves desu

>>77028313
Was ein dreister Hurensohn

>>77025695
He's kind of a twat desu. Came to Switzerland when he was a teenager as a refugee, they gave him the chance to start a footballing career. Now he's decided he wants his move abroad early, fucking up any chance of naturalisation, and is going to represent the country he fled from.

>>77028463
Are you a Swiss man?

>>77028417
that's sick, looks like ill be getting another Puligod BVB jersey

>>77028549
Nah, just read up on it and it seems kind of dickish to me. Less than ten years since he fled the country, but apparently he's happy representing them now.

>>77028568
Swiss woman?

>>77028572
>nine goals
>none of them scored by thomas müller

>>77028568
I assume you're not one the posters who complains about Sterling playing for England

>>77028417

bretty good

>>77028685
I've always been of the opinion that if there's a realistic chance of it, a player should represent the country that gave him the training and resources to become the player he is.

>>77028731
Agreed, just not on the club level. For country definitely
Messi should have played for Spain

>>77028762
>Messi should have played for Spain
Probably would have been appreciated more playing for Spain too.

>>77028549
>>77028685
>how dare he expect some reciprocity

Idiots like you create right-wing voters

>>77028817
Back to Africa, Roger

>>77028776
Indeed, argies are horrible people

>>77028817
Mountain jew opinions matter nawt

>>77028817
Actually, tell me more about this swiss player because I don't know the details

Does Kagawa still play here? I haven't paid attention to footy for a couple years.

>>77030581
Yes. He's about to renew his contract too.

Southampton made a £14.2m bid for Hoffenheim's Germany striker Sandro Wagner, acc to Bild. Turned down. He doesn't want to move.

>>77031305
good for him and good for Hoffenheim

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good night /IncaseyouthoughtthatBVBjerseyscouldn'tlookanymoreshit/

>>77028393

>*implodes by lack of grenade*

Good morning, I'm here for the granate

>>77033115
It's past 2am, you silly goose.

>>77033115

Hey this is granate. Are you beschissen?

>>77033304
No I'm Patrick
(Only oldfags will understand)

>>77028417
Wow that's atrocious

>>77033456
It's got pink tho

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>>77033115
Here it is

i dreamt of knutschi

>>77031305
he fits the english league pefectly

>>77036117
Lewd

>@BVB will be without @RaphGuerreiro for between three and four months. He underwent a foot operation today.
JUST

>no autosage

what is this trickery?

>Der FC Bayern München bereitet offenbar ein Angebot für James Rodriguez vor. Der Kolumbianer von Real Madrid sei der Wunschspieler von Trainer Carlo Ancelotti, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge wollte sich dazu jedoch nicht äußern, dementierte aber auch nicht.

Granate incoming

er dementierte das auch nicht weil er selber dement is LOL

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soooooooooooooooo
is this /bundes/ or what

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>Guerreiro dead
all according to keikaku

>>77039332
This is unironically the best thing that could have happened to Götze. This will basically force either Götze or Philipp to play the 10, which also means that Pulisic/Mor will get much more play time, since Reus is also dead.

>>77039536
>implying Buyern will pay the asked 80million

>>77039640
Er ist ein großer Kerl

>>77039700
Bosz wouldn't have continued the Guerreiro in midfield memery

goooooooood morgen

>>77039611
are you dumm? can't you read?

>>77039788
Guerreiro was literally the only creative playmaker, until Kagawa recovered from his injury in early 2017.

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>>77039806
no

rude, cute

>good players retire or leave the league
>Bayern and Dortmund only sign Bundnaten
>RBL still only signs young pacey lads
think I'll stop watching games next season and just shitpost on /IcyttBjclams/ for 90 minutes

>Bayern Münchens Neuzugang Serge Gnabry (Foto) will nach Auskunft von Karl-Heinz Rummenigge an einen anderen Verein verliehen werden. Das verriet der Vorstandsvorsitzende des Rekordmeisters am Montag im Rahmen einer Pressekonferenz. „Ich kann bestätigen, dass der Spieler und der Berater damit liebäugeln, sich ein Jahr ausleihen zu lassen und dann zum FC Bayern zurückzukehren“, sagte Rummenigge.
looks like the age of Gnarby is already over

>>77039890
>Bayern cant sign Bundnaten from Dortmund anymore
>Dortmund has become the youth talent capital of Europe
>RBL will never need to sell Bundnaten to Buyern for cash
>Bayern's golden age of football is 2 injuries away from being over

This is gonna be the best season since 2013.

>>77039926
Why can't Buyern holdall these Granaten? Also:

>Gnabry will...

Gnabry will my ass, don't try to bescheißen us as we were customs office.

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lost a whole day of /bundes/ because I thought this was a /hoc/ thread

>>77039926
>"Costa WILL leave, hes not good enough for Bayern".
1 Sanchez rejection later
>"Costa might have to stay after all, hes really good actually."

>"Gnabry is really good, hes a replacement for Costa and much younger."
1 Sanchez rejection later
>"Gnabry wants to be loaned to some shit-tier club."

>"We need a Granate."
1 Sanchez rejection later
>"Bayern is going to continue working on our youth as always."

.
.
.

It has been a hilarious summer sofar.

>>77040072
this is /IcyttBjclams/

only found this thread because of this meta thread lyl >>77039550

>>77040183
löl same here

kek
same

i didn't

>Der #VfB leiht Dzenis #Burnic aus. Der 19-Jährige kommt vom @BVB für ein Jahr auf Leihbasis.

>german

>loaning players to Stuttgart ever

>>77040432
VfB is here to stay. Theyre bankrolled by Benz now.

>>77039784
Für Sie

>>77040480
Nah, they are a shitty meme team who think that they are much bigger than they really are.

>>77039805
morning

>>77040072
hehe

>>77040501
>Leverkusen
>Wolfsburg
>HSV
>Hannover
>Augsburg

All more likely to get relegated.

>>77039937
>Dortmund has become the youth talent capital of Europe
that's monaco

>>77040507
thanks
hello

gib pusy

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>>77040624
Nope. Monaco has had one good year. Dortmund has been doing this since 2011.

In relevant news:

>"In den nächsten Stunden", so der Journalist am frühen Montagmorgen deutscher Zeit, würde das Angebot des Rekordmeisters in der spanischen Hauptstadt eingehen. Zahlen wurden nicht genannt, es soll sich allerdings auch um die erste Verhandlungsinstanz handeln.

>Rummenigge, angesprochen auf der Pressekonferenz bei der Vorstellung von Corentin Tolisso, sagte dazu nur: "Ich will hier und jetzt nicht jedes Gerücht kommentieren. Das macht die Dinge im Zweifelsfall auch komplizierter und teurer."

Hold on to your butts guys, /Granate/ actually happening.

i am not a pussy.

james rodriguez is basically a worse javier hernandez

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>>77040678
>customer football knowledge

>that one guy who thinks he can do whatever because hes been here for over five years

Knew it... people kept talking about 1:1 Robbery replacements but Buyern must have realized they were exceptionally lucky with how these two turned out and now it's time to change their system

Das ist ganz bitter! Uffe Bech (24) verletzte sich Sonntagmorgen im Training. Gestern nach dem MRT die Schock-Diagnose: Riss des Außenmeniskus im rechten Knie.

Knie kaputt! Lange Pause für Bech.

Der Flügelflitzer wird diese Woche bei Knie-Spezialist Dr.Ulrich Boenisch in Augsburg operiert. Bech muss mindestens vier Wochen aussetzen.

Ein Wechsel diesen Sommer wird damit immer unwahrscheinlicher. Hannover96 will Bech abgeben – aber wer nimmt einen Knie-Patienten?

>>77040537
Yeah, I never said that they were going to get relegated again.

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>>77040742
Uffe Bech? More like Uffe Pech, am I right?

shut up, emily

>>77040818
Hello Kyouko

>>77040742
~denmark news~

Uffe Knie Gefallen

>>77040799
I don't get it

>>77040829
Helloooo

Uff eh mein Bein

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>>77040840

>>77040781
Then stop using "meme team" if youre gonna be vague.

>>77040735

It makes sense. Except for players like Sanchez, Dembele, De Bruyne, Sane etc. there arent alot of young and available wingers anymore.

But for a change in system Bayern might have to play with Müller and Lewandoski upfront. Thiago, Vidal, James and Tolisso in mid.

4-4-2 could be possible. But for that Bayern needs another striker like Kramaric.

>>77040849
I see

>>77040851
They'll still plan a year with Robben and Ribery, so next year they have time to buy more players for a change

>>77040851
Robben will start as long as he's fit, he can win games single-handedly

>>77040872
>>77040882

Yeah ofcourse. Bayern is going to cling to Robbery until their legs fall off, but once they retire or die, then they might have to switch it up.

Plus Müller wont be happy on the bench forever.

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>only five relevant players over 22 because your trainer and manager fell for the youth meme.
>Ginczek dead 90% of the time
>Terodde without a single Bundesliga game in his career.
>Insua couldn't even cope with Dresden or Hannover, has no defensive capabilities at all.
>Gentner, more like Rentner lmao.
>Langerak and Insua are just error-prone meme players.

JUST

hope Sören is okay desu

>>77041296
Die BILD fahndet nach ihm

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TV moneys for next season.

>>77041720
>Schalke

>>77041720
>hannover is back
ugh

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>>77041027
I doubt they'll go down though. They're too big of a club

>>77040742
Hannover is soooooooo boring this window.
No players in. No players out. Ugh

>>77041720
Schalke doesn't deserve it

Dickmund

watching FSV Erlangen-Bruck - FC Bayern | Highlights | Freundschaftsspiel while eating now

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>>77041791
>Korb is a solid player for this level and even has CL experience
>Esser is fucking elite
>Schwegler is great but didn't play due to Nagelsmeme tactics
>Osrtzolek will become good now that he's not playing for the HSV
Couple that with Breitenreiters stable tictacs and you've got a team that might not be especially pleasing on the eye, but that can get a result.

>01.7.17: Leihe von Gnabry steht bevor: NEIN, keine Chance, ich bin jetzt Bayernspieler
>03.7.17: Leihe von Gnabry steht bevor: NEIN, ich habe hier Vertrag
>06.7.17: Leihe von Gnabry steht bevor: NEIN, er wird hier spielen
>08.7.17: Leihe von Gnabry steht bevor: NEIN, wir bauen auf ihn
>10.7.17: Leihe von Gnabry steht bevor: JA, er will weg

Gotta love tm.de shitposting.

Man I wish we had a BBC gossip for the bundesliga

>>77041981
busty /bundes/ connoisseur?

>>77041955
Loaning a player under a 3 year contract... smells fishy. I actually think the rumor "Gnabry has a contract with Buyern" from last year was sort of true and they gave him to Bremen for a season.

>>77042066
Bibis Beauty Channel

>>77042066
>>77042108
british broadcasting channel

Zorniger better fucking deliver a championship. Can't turn Brondby from a talent factory into a garbage dump for lower league German players with no results to show for it. Last season was good. This one better be fantastic.

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He's too cute for Bayern

>>77042173
but just mediocre enough

>exaggerated expectations mark

>>77042173
He would be Bayern's best player, why else would the want him?

>>77042093

In other news.

>QUELLE: WWW.REVIERSPORT.DE
>Die Zukunft von Serge Gnabry ist entschieden. (...) Nach Funke-Informationen wird sich der Offensivspieler, an dem auch Hertha BSC Berlin und Schalke 04 Interesse zeigten, der TSG Hoffenheim anschließen.

FCK without Zanka, Delaney and Cornelius. It can be done.

>>77042181
Dude, unless the player in question is Messi, you guys always pretend the player is too bad for your club...

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>autosage

mods = dogs

>>77042306
>>77042414

Typical

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hooooly shit hes gonna flop so hard

>>77042721
the struggle

>>77042721

Kek

Bayern really should stop fucking around with 40mil players and drop a 100 for someone actually good like James.

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>>77042798
my face when robben and lewandowski get injured in march/may

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>>77042870
>mfw Robben has a career ending injury, Müller doesnt score a single goal until 2018, Coman goes to jail to beating up his wife again and Ribery goes on a pilgrimage to mecca.
>meanwhile Lewandowksi wants to move to Real, Tolisso flops harder than Sanches and Kimmich wants to play in midfield.

>>77042721
few weeks into the season until he's fat and a bench warmer

>>77043032
nah i think hes simply too stupid to grasp simple things

>Nun ist es offiziell: Amine #Harit ist ein Schalker!

>>77042721
>what muscle does this train?
>who is the guy in front of me?
>its too hot
>nobody here speaks french
>i want to be at home watching one piece

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>>77043073

Share Holders

tempted to go to bed

night

mods are worth less than shit desu

>>77044075
Pretty much. Its that mad customer.

>>77043073
thought that said anime for a moment lol

>>77043720
being able to vote on your club's business decisions, receiving a fair share of your club's profits and getting offered a free meal once a year...

how is this any bad, neinhold?

Is Babylon Berlin on tv yet?

Okay
Saw a long trailer for a new Danish series that looks amazing

Hello

>>77042306
we need to shitpost harder

where is everyone?

Gnabry getting a "free" season under Nagelsman could be so vital for us next season when they join us. Such a big talent with such a massive responsibility (succeeding Robbery).
Also a great way for Julian to really take a close look at aomeone who will be a key player under him at Bayern.

>>77046502
So what is more likely? Nagelsman coaching buyern or Tuchel coaching buyern?

*shitposts*

>>77046531
I don't know

>>77044912
Babylon Berlin sounds like an album title of some tryhard dancehall/reggae band desu.

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>baitmark

>>77046546
*autosages you*
you had it coming kiddo

ugh

the babylon is actually a cinema in berlin

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I developed a secret super weapon that will put our /bundes/ in an unsagable secret stealth mode. We will win this fight, trust me.

>>77046658
t. Sören

>dorftrottels getting triggered any time berlin is mentioned
yawn

>>77046658
Yes I saw that when I google the name of the television show

>>77046640
I don't think so

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>>77046660
go (You)!

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schlafi time

Someone just made a new granate thread

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>>77046697
If you're referring to my Danzhahl comment, I can assure you that I don't really have a problem with Berlin, I just stated a fact desu.

>>77046739
sleep tight

>>77046828
i wasn't

>>77046828
Brauchst dem Sören nicht mehr zu antworten, um 22 Uhr aktiviert sich die Kindersperre auf dem Familien WLAN-Router

>>77046788
okay

>>77046788
it's a decoy for the mods

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Classic

>>77041720
>HSV that low

>>77047019

>>77047019

>>77046931
I don't get it desu

>>77046938
Their last few seasons have been atrocious desu.

>>77046492

>>77047145
yeah, but they are a Quotenmagnet

>>77046660
godspeed Herman