Get fucking hyped boys, this is it
I'm hangover as fuck, keep me company till the stage starts
I don't like how this will finish on a flat 2bh
guys there's two tdf threads
>2 threads
>using pedals
>>77015845
GJGE
let's go lads
>>77015845
Oh? I just ctr+f'ed before making this thread, there were no results for /tdf/
Which thread are we using?
>>77015891
nedbro has linked here, so I guess this one
>>77015891
This one.
Are the chances good they'll climb the Colombier before 4pm?
>>77015891
Yours was earlier. That's the code.
The menu for today.
>>77015933
I'm so hyped.
I feel dead, I can't move without my head exploding, but I'm so hyped for this stage.. pls let it be good
chances of sky scare today? i crave some gc intrigue
>>77015933
Mont du Chat will rek the riders. There is no way you are going to ride up that mountain after such a stage.
can we expect anything exciting from this stage
>>77015933
So... will this be the great foretold day of a quintana attack ? or will he just go spectator mode as usual ?
Who /hungover/ here?
>>77016033
That is why i don't drink. I get hangovers that last for days. No thank you.
>>77016019
>quintana
>ever attacking
>>77016019
>Quintana attacking
>2017
Keep believing anon
>>77016033
Here ;_;
>>77015982
>Mont du Chat
CHAT SHIT
Will Pinot do it lads ?
>>77016152
He already makes me laugh.
>>77015933
>>77016002
>mfw Mont du Chat
Too bad I'll miss it but thank god for the possibility to rewatch the race.
>>77016152
>pinot
going to be boring as fuck unless people actually attack today from the first climb.
Protip: they won't
>>77016119
>Mont du Chat
Spooky descending time.
http://www.sbs.com.au/cyclingcentral/video/963884099616/Its-a-hair-raiser-The-descent-of-the-Mont-du-Chat
Why don't they the descent percentage ?
They predict a storm in the descent of Mont du Chat
>>77016295
>>77016295
We better start a GoFundMe for Pinots funeral now.
>>77016295
Please please please, shorten the stage to make it finish at the top of Mont du Chat
Brutally unforgiving stage this is going to be very entertaining can't wait to see how many riders get broken tonight.
>>77015858
>>77015891
Today is a good day. 2 (TWO) threads
hello
20 minutes to go.
My body is ready.
I'm watching The Day of the Lord before the stage starts. Amen to everyone.
/aru/
>Pinot
TV2 interviewing the Schleck brothers about this stage
Can they stop, those guys have to be forgotten, pussies.
>>77015933
Fatties not invited. There is going to be serious time gaps today
HORSE CATEGORY
Lads Pinot said he is going for this stage. I bet he fails on the final climb
My prediction is that on of the leaders will take the stage. Around 20 riders breakaway with helpers for later included from the start. First climb together and then we get fireworks. But it will all sum up to the differences at the start of the flat. If there will be one or two riders ahead and a bigger group behind them - everyone comes together if they all get divided into small groups or even better are riding alone we might see some time differences nothing huge tough.
movistar insider bro here. I can confirm that Quintana will in fact NOT attack today.
Don't know if you guys are aware of it, but Froome is a good descender now. He improved his technique even further. Why don't other cyclists improve their weaknesses?
Riders can get in trouble already on the first cat 3 if they aren't ready and in front.
>>77016637
No Contador in that rating
>>77016295
Please, let it be.
Rain in the mountains is ultra comfy.
>>77016681
no fuglkang either. feltets bud:
Feltet.dks vinderbud: Dan Martin
Ovrige vinderkandidater: Chris Froome, Richie Porte
Outsidere: Fabio Aru, Romain Bardet, Louis Meintjes, Simon Yates, Rigoberto Uran
Udbrudskandidater: George Bennett, Pierre Rolland, Thibaut Pinot, Robert Gesink, Serge Pauwels
GREG OR JUAN?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13390550
http://www.strawpoll.me/13390550
http://www.strawpoll.me/13390550
>big climbs all day
>Last 13 kms are totally flat
Daily reminder that Fuglkang is a former Mountain biker.
>>77016703
Juan & Only <3
>>77016697
I doubt Dan Martin can pull it off, he'll sit behind Froome all day.
>>77016673
Only the skeletons will survive this day.
>>77016703
>>77016712
And?
>>77016708
It's most likely because Chambery paid to have the finish there rather than some small village.
>>77016719
If Wout Poels was there I would give the victory 100% to Froome.
This stage was designed for Poels to drag Froome along.
>tfw no Skelebros this year.
>>77016718
I don't think it's for Dan Martin either. It's a pure climber stage.
>>77016728
He rides great in rain.
On Strava that Yank from Cannondale was fastest on all the climbs yesterday. Faster than Bardet and Gesink. Martin from Wanty is sneaky good too
>>77016739
they brought three midgets who will be irrelevant today. Thomas is an overrated climber.
Sorry to ask this of you lads, but anyone know a good stream? I have no idea where to find streams for cycling
Finally, the livestream started
Surely he means gambits rather than pawns?
>>77016795
YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!
HERE WE GO!
>>77016791
eurosport player
Hardest stage of this year lads, go go go!
here we go!!
Have a nice stage. Do not forget to eat and drink regularly, during the commercial breaks.
Even Thomas Bay sounds a little nervous
>>77016791
TV2
Call a friend and watch it with him, or borrow a tv2.play account from a friend
>>77016777
I really dislike Sky's decision for not taking him due to uncertainty over the knee injury.
Even Froome was pissed considering the vital role Poels had the last two years.
Dude out-skeletons Skeletor.
nice trips btw.
>>77016819
>Eating
Fatty.
>>77016819
>commercial breaks
>>77016826
>Fatty.
I need at least one meal per day, Froomy.
>>77016759
>It's a pure climber stage.
Not with that downhill and flat finish
>>77016827
>hwn see the Cochonou ads
Poor Dutchies
>Dat lake
>Dat zipline
I AM ALREADY ROCK HARD
what's this james bond shit going on?
Let's go bois
aero as fuck
ICI C'EST L'AIN
lel Greg BTFO Quintana
>>77016826
He is very good climber but he can also pull on flats. lets froome was behind after colombier. then he would need to push in the flat and landa, henao, nieve can't do that. only Thomas and Kirienka but they can get dropped when it's really steep. Also Poels is good for three weeks.
>>77016807
>>77016824
Don't have any of them, and I'm too hung over to go outside...
Thanks for the suggestions though
FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG!!!
>>77016854
Translation?
>>77016834
Yes. You might have a group but it will be a group of climbers only.
NO!! EDDY! Dont start your sprint yet!
>>77016882
get. out.
>>77016819
>commercial breaks
>>77016853
That looks really heavy.
>>77016867
The only thing Poels is a bit shit at is TT, otherwise he would easily be a GC contender for another team.
He also seems incredibly underrated, hardly ever heard about him in the press last year.
Sprinters, don't forget there is an intermediate sprint after 126,5km
look who's ready to attack km 1
#77016891
(you)
Chris Anker rode the descent today, he says it's really difficult, even when not taking any risks, and it's wet.
It's going to be a bloodbath
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>PM are still legal in race days
>SKY exists
>/tdf/ gets hyped
I want normies to leave.
How do we stop the British menace in both cycling and /tdf/ threads?
>>77016911
Use more French words.
Did Demare make the cut yesterday?
Hi lads. How was your ride today? I went for a quick 80 km spin and absolutely destroyed one KOM.
>>77016918
ye, 37:49, limit was 39:00 or so
>>77016918
yes
RAIN CONFIRMED
Rigoberto Uran's day lads.
HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE FUCKING GO
D É P A R T E
it begins get hype
OFF WE GO!!!
demare breathing out his arse already.
Kek
DEMARE DROPPED
Adieu Arnaud
>france
>Demare
>Demare
Embarrassing
demare already called it a day
he must be feeling shit
Demare gonna miss the time-cut for sure
HYPE
KOM SÅ FUGLSANG
>Demare
wahey
>>77016826
i thought he's now pretty much confirmed as co-leader to Froome for the Vuelta, so that's something. Plus he now has a month extra time to become the hero we need, instead of being 90% from his injuries
>Demare
>>77016921
Went out with a friend for a leisurely ride to a park about ten miles away then went up a Cat 3 on the way back which almost killed me. He had to get off and push.
Daily cutie
>Dropped within the first km.
The city of France.
Kittel's team poisoned poor French hope Demare. SAD!
>>77016954
I saw her too... Wasn't she like 14 or something?
Is >demare this years >pinot?
>>77016962
>14
Legal in France
yuuge group already away.
Cummings figured out a new way to present his Sponsors. Like every fcking day the same picture
Just drop Demare already ffs. Don't waste three riders for this cunt. Poor Lithuanian
>>77016969
No age limit thanks to Sharia law
Demare already 2 minutes behind lul
Wellins is going Well in
>>77016962
She looks old enough to me
>Literally being part of the motorcade.
Belgium shouldn't exist
>>77016986
Hello Adam Johnson
Meintjes confirmed to take 10 mintues of froome today.
Demare is being sensible. No point going into the red on this first climb. There's a long descent and valley to catch up on.
>>77016966
We have the best comic reliefs
>be a pro rider
>have to spend whole race looking after babby sprinters
christ
>>77016988
>Demare
>Merde-a
>>77016992
It's just a buffer country m8
>>77017003
He's just sick.
>>77016992
>pinot
/PINOT/
wtf is he doing
>>77016999
I would ask her parents first.
PINOT
I
N
O
T
PINOT
>>77017008
Demare >>> A merde
moist
>>77017008
>>77017022
Nice memes.
>pinot
P I N O T
I
N
O
T
>>77017020
Then it's okay
>>77016637
>Cummings
>Latour
>No Meintjes
>No Fuglsang
>No CONTADOR
pinot
>>77016992
>Only reason for existence is being a buffer between Netherlands & France.
>Filled with pedophile basement rapists.
>Speak the ugliest Dutch
>Speak the ugliest French
Belgium was a mistake.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
those fuckign screams
his arm is fucking dead
lol
BAH GAWD
RIDERS ON THE ASHPHALT
Greipel = Pre Geil
F
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>FIRST CASUALTY
Fuck those cries.
F
damn son
Stop filming that ;_;
>>77017038
>is used as an easy path to invade other countries
I agree.
>manuel moany
>>77017038
I agree.
But how come they make the best cyclists?
what happened, itv have cut to an ad break
>>77017073
They did not show the crash.
>>77017073
just a little 3-man crash. manuele mori obviously in a lot of pain
>>77017038
Pretty much a non country.
>>77017073
>>77017086
Showing the crash is overrated. Better to see the riders screaming in pain.
Thanks for PTSD
Damn
>>77017073
Manuele Mori somehow managed to crash while climbing. Lying on the ground with an obviously fucked shoulder/collarbone audibly AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAHing
Not comfy viewing.
>>77017073
Couldn´t see how but Mori,Degenkolb;Gesink and one Direct Energie rider got down and Mori is screaming like a stabbed pic
>>77017102
*pig
roads seems wet already
RIP Gesink
F
37 man break
Has there even been a crash where carlton kirby didn't immediately say "looks like a collarbone"? No there hasn't.
Anybody else catch that curly haired qt3.14?
Buchmann takes white today.
>>77017059
IT BEGINS
Gesink and Mori abandon
>>77017120
Is Gesink out as well?
>>77017101
the slow crashes are aften very dangerous.
Dislocated shoulder it looked like.
'porte de retard'
not very nice
>Pinot
BETANCUR C. 24MOV+00:03:17
FEILLU B. 213TFO+00:03:32
VUILLERMOZ A. 19ALM+00:03:33
SEPULVEDA E. 218TFO+00:04:10
CHAVANEL S. 174DEN+00:11:47
LUTSENKO A. 57AST+00:11:51
BAKELANTS J. 12ALM+00:13:41
BARGUIL W. 143SUN+00:14:13
NAVARRO D. 157COF+00:14:47
KISERLOVSKI R. 124KAT+00:14:50
PANTANO J. 38TFS+00:14:54
BENOOT T. 133LTS+00:15:08
GALLOPIN T. 135LTS+00:17:33
TEN DAM L. 147SUN+00:17:42
MOLLEMA B. 37TFS+00:18:01
MACHADO T. 127KAT+00:20:18
POLJANSKI P. 117BOH+00:22:05
EDET N. 153COF+00:24:15
PINOT T. 78FDJ+00:24:48
ROGLIC P. 166TLJ+00:28:35
ARNDT N. 142SUN+00:31:41
STYBAR Z. 107QST+00:31:59
MOINARD A. 45BMC+00:33:06
DURASEK K. 64UAD+00:33:27
MATTHEWS M. 141SUN+00:33:59
HERRADA J. 27MOV+00:35:40
LAENGEN V. 65UAD+00:35:49
PERICHON P. 216TFO+00:36:23
VAN BAARLE D. 189CDT+00:37:48
WELLENS T. 139LTS+00:38:34
DOMONT A. 13ALM+00:39:06
GRMAY T. 198TBM+00:41:26
GESCHKE S. 145SUN+00:42:04
MORENO BAZAN J. 199TBM+00:42:09
DE MARCHI A. 43BMC+00:43:55
KOZHATAYEV B. 56AST+00:49:53
VOECKLER T. 171DEN+00:50:33
>>77017146
Yes
GODVERDOMME
STOP SHOWING IT :'(
Gesink abandon
>12:17
>all this excitment already
Aww yisss
>>77017175
lel
>>77017175
steep nose
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77017175
eww
Gesink and Mori abandon.
Anyone got a webm of the screams?
I am a doctor and I need the footage for my research
>>77017193
Not enough thigh hair for you Jean-Francois?
>Demare already 4 minutes down
>>77017166
it's PANTANO time
>>77017211
lel
>>77017210
you can't post webms with sound on this board
>>77017211
Ugly face
>>77015797
I'm with you OP, just woke up to the sound of whatsapp going off because of Gesink, hangover as fuck, time to get comfy and watch the tour all day
>>77017222
I second this. Looks like a prostitute.
>pigoat
PINOT
>>77017230
she used to do escorting for like $1000 for an evening
>>77017229
>>77015797
>not being perfectly lucid for the GOAT stage
filthy degenerates
>Lotto Jumbo bike for 2018.
>>77017241
Literally who
>>77017210
fuck off, pervert
>>77017250
When will the Schleck brothers attack?
>>77017236
I can see his Pinor
>>77017249
Will that prevent crashes to snowbanks?
>>77017229
I'm watching on mdma right now, this is really intense.
>>77017250
ATG "adult entertainer"
Anyone know estimated finish time?
>>77017260
I think Froome will attack today, sooner rather then later, he will have won tdf after this stage
>multihate
>>77016921
went and climbed a MASSIVE local mountain a couple of times. Found myself dodging some sunday groups which wasnt very nice, what an absolute bunch of cunts they are. Makes me feel ashamed to be a road cyclist 2bh.
Ride was fun though, although very tiring to be climbing those short hills without much rest inbetween.
>>77017275
around 17:00 cest t. i get info from ribbit
>>77017280
Why is she so cute, bros?
>>77017247
Hey man I didn't plan a birthday party for my friend yesterday
>>77017276
>>77017250
it's gianna michaels
she has many good scenes
>>77017290
>>77017288
>friend
>>77017288
>Having friends during the Tour de France.
Casual.
>>77017295
Fun with Fins
>>77017298
>>77017299
This isn't r9k, I'm allowed to be a normie
I miss Team Sky's black and blue kit.
>>77017255
>>77017291
all men know Gianna. Let's not kid ourself.
I picked her because i though the Stage would be bumpy and wild.
Who do we got winning this morning, fellas?
>>77017310
yeah, they don't stand out as much or look as evil in the white
trips and froome literally falls on a banana peel
>>77017310
I miss their Jaguars.
>>77017311
i genuinely couldn't pick her out of a lineup of 2 people
>>77017311
>I picked her because i though the Stage would be bumpy and wild.
I know, that's why I thought it's funny.
>>77017299
It's a complicated kind of feel
>>77017322
They would have the stormtrooper thing going if it wasn't for those yellow helmets.
>>77017330
Without checking, name five porn actresses.
>>77017283
Thanks!
>>77017330
well you need to get educated sonny jim
doggos
>>77017329
Especially the meme TT jaguar F-type.
Friendly reminder that nothing will change in the classement today and Froome will comfortably win the Tour.
>>77017342
I could name 50 easily.
>>77017342
>tfw can't name any regular porn actresses (besides meme ones like Sasha grey) because my fetishes are too obscure
>>77017354
stay optimistic friend; there's a lot that could happen today
>>77017342
Caprice, Angelica, Riley Reid, Malena Morgan, Dillion Harper
>>77017354
Sabotage when?
>>77017354
Aru can save us
>>77017354
What happened to that famous German optimism?
>>77017366
>angelica
my nigga
>Demare already 7 mins behind
Impressive
>>77017355
Likewise. Every man can name at least five.
I'm positing that my fellow brit isn't a man.
Might as well make it a general.
Abbey Rains, Serena Ali, Diana Prince, Abella Anderson, Victoria Mae
>>77017372
Aru might be the only contender that's a worse descender than Porte. He's going to have to get a long way ahead if he wants to win today.
>>77017366
t. pedo
>>77017342
I never watch porn.
>>77017354
For me, it's Richie Porte
Mont du Chat descent right now.
>This kills the Pinot.
>>77017381
All strategy. He will find a French car to hang on.
>>77017381
>demare a merde.
>>77017345
nice
>>77017345
made me think of this..
>>77017348
>>77017329
Not a real Jag
>>77017354
Ye fuck the frig who thinks that flat finishes are good for gc
>>77017384
>Every man can name at least five.
Every man with awful taste. I can only get off to amateur stuff.
>>77017387
I think they are all approaching their thirties.
>>77017398
please no
>>77017408
which in porn terms means barely legal.
>>77017402
Name five go-to amateurs.
Oh fuck off were Sky in trouble yesterday. What a bollocks narrative.
>Laengen chute
>Sepulveda chute
>>77017345
CHUTE DE CAVENDISH
>best tour stage
>eurosport show gregs butt check
>>77017419
What? How the fuck would I know their names.
I meant amateur stuff I find online not like my friends send me their private shit lol.
>cheese
>technical winding mountain descents
>in the wet
>on carbon rim brake wheels
Jesus fucking God rip to whomever isn't on a disk brake today
>LeMond Stories
>>77017355
Same but I'm a porn addicted virgo
still waiting
Why is that Black man always there?
>>77017342
Lexi Belle, Tori Black, Julia Ann (best ann), Jynx Maze, lana rhoades
>Comfy Greg du fromage interlude.
Thank you Eurosport.
>>77017416
I'm sorry I am not jerking it to Theresa May lookalike granny porn.
>>77017428
Got to create some hype some way.
>>77017443
>pussy Americans talking about cycling
No eggball on?
>>77017452
>Waiting patiently for Quintana to attack.png
>>77017455
>being this basic
wew
>>77017459
>Theresa May lookalike granny porn.
has anyone done this yet?
would make a decent challenge wank
>>77017457
>>77017457
It really is top comfy. They should make a full show out of it.
>>77017457
>watching eurosport instead of sporza or npo
>>77017462
Excuse me? What you know about 7 (seven)?
>>77017459
Mommy?
>>77017462
>he's too poor to own carbon wheels and know how they perform in the wet
I could even name 5+ male pornstars to be honest..
>>77017482
>NOS commentary
I rather pour molten glass in my ears.
>>77017486
Nill
>>77017509
Please. Lance = Pepe Cycling refs = Wojak. Can't dispute this.
>>77017512
*shocked face*
>>77017479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrDLwGPP9s
>>77017517
Very good post my friend.
>>77017513
edgy as fuck. Can i suck your dick while wearing your fedora?
>>77017512
Same 2bh.
>>77017517
WAHEY
>>77017517
you are welcome here anytime, my friend
>>77017505
Why not just the carbon wheels with braking surface in better material then?
>>77017529
>no boris
missed opportunity
>>77017535
>that's not rocco
did you just trick me?
>>77017534
He is not wrong. I rather have commercials than the faggot of the neus.
So many degenerates here. Pornography is truly a scourge.
Wtf 350 posts after 1 hour
>SKY IS KILL AND OVER.
>>77017513
its top comfy desu, they are much more quiet than sporza or eurosport which really adds to the comfiness.
>>77017546
it's a caveat of carbon wheels and the tradeoff for speed/lightness- they need special pads because the abrasve surface of a carbon rim is far smoother than a typical aluminum rim wheel.
>>77017559
>we might actually need a 2nd thread today
hype day
MULTIHATE
>>77017559
GOTTA GO FAST
>>77017552
Yes, I tricked you. It's Ethan Hawke.
>muh cows
>>77017568
Nah... Only if it drops off the catalog and it won't.
>>77017572
if we start saging in 30 minutes already it might happen
>>77017568
this better be bait
>>77017572
its possible if we reach the bump limit early and if theres a ton of other sports on.
I am not watching Eurosport because it's not HD.
>>77017588
i don't think there's much going on until baseball later
just some cricket and they stay in their general
>>77017567
I know, but you get carbon ones with braking surface in alu. Why not just use those?
>>77017564
They always have the commentary very hard on the neus and they have very loud voices. Sporza is much more comfy with the soft g's.
>>77017584
>>77017588
Currently the last post in the last thread is 8 hours old so I doubt it. But with 1000+ posts the thread itself might take a bit to update.
more commercial breaks please
>>77017603
How do you not have Eurosport in HD?
Even 2 has been in HD for years here.
>>77017568
The best thing about these threads compared to the rest, is that there is only one thread.
>a merde 8:15 (Eight minutes and fifteen seconds) behind.
https://my.mixtape.moe/stmezq.webm
Rain when?
>>77017631
Thanks for keeping us informed.
>>77017624
you gotta pay for HD here in Germany
>>77017624
Satellite. Pretty sure Eurosport HD and Eurosport 2 is pay TV.
>>77017629
fuck off with this moronic line of thought. Is it TRULY that hard to click a crosslink to open a new thread?
>>77017644
>crosslink
take your buzzwords and leave us alone
Is there a single good thing about the stage having a flat ending?
>>77017644
>>77017644
threads are at their comfiest when they're post-bump limit
>>77017644
Theres just no point mate. Changing threads before they are deleted is a moronic concept and I am glad /tdf/ doesn't do it.
>>77017644
Cycling is about tradition. /cycling/ threads have always been 1 thread, it's a tradition.
Go away Lance
makrel i tomat test:
Arnold sorensen >>>>>> Larsen
>>77017644
We had multiple threads in the past, can't say I'm a fan.
do each team only get one car to service the 9 riders.
So what is the secret to being hydrated? Drink a ton of water early or in sips along the way?
>>77017685
2 iirc
>>77017687
sips
15km left
>>77017656
Why not try something different? People complain constantly about the controlled nature of mountain stages. Make the GC guys descend.
I love finishes after descents and bits of flat, where we have groups of GC guys chasing each other. Most underrated stages in cycling.
>>77017687
I'm more of a 10cl/sip/10-15min myself.
How do you call this jersey in your language?
>>77017716
Bolletjestrui
Voeckler wins today!!
>>77017716
Polka dot jersey
>>77017716
Bergtrikot or Gepunktetes Trikot
>>77017716
mayo hügel
>>77017716
bolletjestrui
>>77017716
Den Prikkede Bjergtroje
has there ever been a major race where a full kit wanker bystander on bicycle sneaked into a race and raced without getting caught?
>>77017716
Gepunktetes Trikot.
>>77017706
>>77017716
Bjergtrojen or Den plettede bjergtroje/The dotted mountain jersey
>>77017716
Camisola do rei da montanha.
Camisola das bolas vermelhas.
>>77017716
le jersey
>>77017716
Bolletjes trui of bergtrui
>>77017742
Excellent picture
>>77017735
>Den Prikkede Bjergtroje
>>77017737
They can't keep up. The other riders also know each other, so it wouldn't happen
Demare 9:20
>>77017763
Geez, what an ugly sounding language. Dude sounds like he gargilling snot
>>77017770
a merde
>>77017770
>demare a merde
We need a truck of peace to take out the sky train 2bh
>>77017765
>can't keep up
Just reached home after sacrificing 2 goats to our goods and eating their delicious meat. How many mountains did i miss?
>>77017743
>den plettede
Are there any Virenque fans? He was such a classy climber.
>>77017787
They were dringing champagne and riding pretty slow at that point
>>77017763
I remember this, the rider who celebrated him for doing so was based.
>>77017779
He's also known for having a shit accent so that makes it worse.
>>77017716
Le maillot à pois
Le maillot du Grand Prix de la Montagne
Le maillot Carrefour
"Le" maillot
>>77017765
I really doubt a regular pro could distinguish some domestic squad invitee
interesting, but not surprising little GCN video about the effects of riding behind motos.
https://youtu.be/5Fi_8WJgRSc
>>77017806
He comments for Eurosport France ;)))
>>77017806
The GOAT polka dot jersey rider
>>77017806
Here.
Too bad he was so shit on the flat.
>>77017765
>They can't keep up.
https://youtu.be/-G_VtJPGFVw
>>77017765
>can't keep up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN54oOMVrXQ
stream pls lads i cant find any for le tour
>>77017806
Yes, I grew up watching Virenque, truly the GOAT in the mountains
>>77017806
My favourite rider back then
Really loved Festina
>>77017806
Nice camisola das bolas vermelhas
ARREEEEE YOUUUUUU REAADADDYYYYYYYYY
LETTTSSSSSS GETTTT READDDDYYY TOOO RUMMBBLLEEEEEE
ITS GO TIME
CODE RED
TIME TO LIGHT IT UP BABY
QUINTANA ATTACK!!!!!
>22% during 200 meters in the Grand Colombier
>>77017837
>>77017836
>>77017787
Postman on Cauburg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN54oOMVrXQ
nearly col de la biche time.
>>77017843
http://tiz-cycling.racing/stream/
>>77017853
I've waited my whole life for this!
>>77017853
Why is this guy a fan favorite on /tdf/?
>>77017853
inb4 quintana gets dropped by Froomey in the last descent
First horse category coming up lads
>>77016585
this
>>77017883
>>77017880
just the pure excitement he brings
>>77017883
Hors*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hors_cat%C3%A9gorie
>>77017883
>righty fork
LETS FUCKING CLIMB
>>77017880
He showed great potential a few years ago and was considered the guy to upset Froome for the last few years, but he simply can't, so he just became a meme
>>77017906
hello newfriend
>tfw I will go through my entire life and die before I ever get to ease my erect cock up >multihate's tight arsehole
is it a good idea to watch /f1/ and the get back to /tdf/? will I miss something?
>>77017906
*Hoarse, because it's such a rough climb
>>77017900
>>77017912
Thanks
>>77017906
>(you)
>>77017880
>fan favourite
>>77017921
Why did you have to make me feel this feel?
Is an horse an category?
>Porte rides a 47 cm frame
lmao manlet
>>77017925
>not watching /f1/ and having /tdf/ on another screen during it
>>77017925
>is it a good idea to watch /f1/ and the get back to /tdf/?
no
>will I miss something?
yes
please someone, anyone attack sky sick of seeing them on the front of the peleton.
>>77017930
whores catagorie when?
>>77017906
>he doesn't know one of the oldest most quintessential memes of /cyc/tdf/
1st whores category coming up
>>77017938
thanks
>>77017949
I only have one laptop right now.
>+10 minutes behind
>Dememe
>>77017966
Thats a dude
>>77017946
>not knowing tiny frames are best frames
>10:38
>Still has to climb three horses
>Demare a merde
>>77017994
Man, I'm cramping just looking at it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77017863
why does she have two pairs of ears
>>77018010
>This is a 10/10 in France.
hi guys I'm new to this sport
Why are the yellow helmets always at the head of the peel a tonne?
>You never lived in a comfy castle in a small village during the 17th century
Hold me
>a merde
>>77018010
arent they kinda expected to do that since they have yellow jersey?
today is my birthday. I guess i'm to old to still wish that i get a new Daddy :´(
>>77018028
I will kill you.
>>77018030
you don't know anything about me
>just got in and turned the telly on
whats happened, and pls be kind enough to direct me to the best cat and horse memes posted so far
>>77018026
kek
>>77018036
No, they're ruining cycling.
>>77018015
>>77018026
i know this is false, but for this time i believe you
Literally just reported that fucking dane.
What a cunt.
>>77018030
>tfw when looking back through history for 60-70 year slots of comfiness or interest it would have been good to live in
>Ag2r, Movistar, Astana, Trek with riders in the break
They are gonna go before the last climb, aren't they?
NO FUN ALLOWED SKY
Why does greipel and others sprinters suck at the mountains when they got the biggest leg muscles?
>>77018076
Hopefully, otherwise it will be a boring race
>>77018038
someone paste wojak and pepe there
>>77018086
really makes you think.
>>77018079
They've figured out a set of tactics which works for them. What are they supposed to do? Lose on purpose?
>>77018086
because they got the big leg muscles
>>77018086
If your legs are too large you can't shut them up.
>>77018086
They just don't want it enough.
>>77017716
Klatretröya
>>77018119
ebig
>>77018086
watts per kilo over longer time
If you google HC Climb some sources call it Haute Categorie
>>77018122
>>77018086
they are fat
>>77017716
Sponsored by Target™.
>>77018109
No, they pump millions of jew money in it. And buy every other rider and make them their slave. They are killing the sport on purpose.
>>77018010
i know pretty much nothing about cycling. can someone explain what is going on here?
>>77018109
it's just a meme, bruv.
>>77018147
stupid ai won't ever be smarter than me
>>77018026
>That look
You just know
Why don't the other teams just be better than Sky/
How's Gesink doing? Don't see him in the breakaway
Is Laurens ten Dam /ourguy/ and the only natty rider on the Tour?
>>77018164
Nothing is going on. The team with the race leader are responsible for riding at the front of the peloton like that.
>implying Sky won't control this race
>implying we'll see any GC attacks succeed today
>implying Froome won't kill everyone on the descent
>implying more than a handful of riders from the break will finish before the skytrain
>>77018178
shut up
>>77018152
middle lol
Commercial on Eurosport
>>77018109
Sky is like Lisa Simpson in that episode where she becomes a baseball coach, goes all analytical and everybody hates her even though they keep winning.
You can't really blame them for doing it but it does suck the fun out of the race.
>>77018178
ded in the beginning
abadon
>>77018178
he fell out the race while climbing
>>77018086
>being this retarded
This thread went to shit really fast.
>>77018178
He's resting today for an attack another day!
I support Team SKY and Christopher Froome.
>>77018153
cry harder bitch
ELEVEN MINUTES
L
E
V
E
N
>>77018164
The yellow helmets are Team Sky and nobody likes them because they win every time.
Come on Greipelllll
>>77018185
Isn't he some type of gypsy or something. I think he grew up on a boat. Definitly /our/ guy.
>De Gendt
De Gone
Groenewegen looks like a fat baby s m h
>>77018176
See >>77018122
>>77018191
>in that episode where she becomes a baseball coach, goes all analytical and everybody hates her even though they keep winning
Are you watching Simpsons past S9?
>>77018178
verwijder dit
>>77018185
I like him.
>>77018217
he's half-dutch half-saint bernard
Peloton getting btfo
whats wrong with ten dams?
why does he drool like a rabid dog all the time?
I read the dutch language damages peoples mouths over time and thats why he drools, is that true?
>>77018237
The Dutch just aren't like you and me.
>>77018190
Delete this
"Jakob.. attack on last climb. You can take time today"
>>77018237
>>77018244
xD xD LOLOLOL
>>77018191
Ban powermeters and hrms imo
Then they couldn't make a train like this as easily.
anyone have an english stream?
>>77017716
Koszulka w czerwone grochy
>>77018237
He is half-dog and has been injected with rabies, its why hes so fast.
>>77018153
>>77018211
>nobody likes SKY
What's not to like lads?
Feels good to win :^)
>>77018255
;^)
>>77018262
yeah broe use ctrl-f to find it in this thread
REPEAT AFTER ME:
P I N O T
I
N
O
T
>>77018260
HR doesn't tell you shit
its completely worthless to look at whilst riding
RIP sprinters
>>77018255
9/10
Would toss those haybales
So will Contador attack?
>>77017716
Camisa branca com bolinhas
>>77018237
it's true that's we we call it it's more true name, Flemish
>>77018237
He lost his nose on a French col a few years ago. But he keeps finishing no matter what.
>>77018086
muscles need oxygen
>>77018282
PEANUT
PEANUT
PEANUT
PEANUT
>>77018287
Just no.
>>77018227
Apperently. I thought it was a pretty early episode but I just checked and it's S22.
>>77018262
How does it feel posting on here where 85% of your responses are some variant on poo in loo/designated?
Also, I cycled past two English streams this morning :^)
>>77018260
Ban Bikes.
>>77018255
moderate kek
Demare 14:00
>>77018282
pinot
>>77018217
He grew up on a houseboat, it's a bit alternative but expensive.
He actually finished his gymnasium before committing to cycling fully.
During his first years as a pro he lived anti-squatting with a couple of mates in an old monastry.
He has a degree in business economics.
He was without a team for a while after Rabobank was kill.
Broken everything.
He somehow became a great tour rider late in his career, something that with his history and antics shouldn't happen.
>>77018287
Same for powermeters, they are a good training tool but power output also varies from day to day and even depends on time of day. Feeling remains the best way to pace yourself 2bh. People are just grasping straws to bitch about sky dominance.
>>77018337
w/ 3 teammates
>>77018293
this is working thanks
>>77018331
>who cares about exciting proper racing, when my guy is winning?
Thibaut Pinot: "I still believe in my chances"
Speaking to FranceTelevision this morning, breakaway rider Thibaut Pinot who eyes a stage win and the polka dot jersey declared: “I'm still willing to go on the offensive in mountain stages. Every morning I believe in my chances but I have had to be patient as I didn't start the Tour in my best condition. I have no regret about having done the Giro. It's been a wonderful experience. Maybe there are some details in the preparation of the Tour that I could improve but I'm hoping for a good day in the mountains and the rain today might help me after I suffered the heat in the past few days.”
>>77018221
Messi has gained some weight
>>77018337
>Slow and steady wins the race
>>77018328
nobody is talking about poo. indianbro uses toilet. don't bully
>>77018328
/cyc/tdf/ is better than that m8
>>77018325
wew
RAIN
A
I
N
>>77018360
What would happen if Sky was not there?
>>77018287
HR isn't useless. It just has a lot of lag compared to powermeter and has more variety depending on the day.
>>77018260
yes they could, if anything they should ban radios
>>77018332
this picture puzzles me
>>77018360
its not even skys fault imo, people want the kind of mountain duelling you can only really have if you let the riders dope
>>77018382
It's pretty useless in pro racing.
Brilliant how matthews is still hanging on. Hes a wheel sucking cunt but a damn impressive one.
>>77018371
>>77018373
Genuine question asked in friendly tone. No bully intended :(
WE RAIN NOW
>>77018378
shop a sky jersey on that
>>77018404
horse category descent soon!
rain
mountains
>gets comfy for the downhills
Ban radios and watt meters - Solution to boring races
>>77018387
That too, but radio can be justified from a safety point of view.
HRMs and power meters is just unnecessary assistance. They add nothing.
>>77018342
He has the reputation of being indestructible, always finishing a Tour no matter what.
>>77018342
>>77018086
>>77018434
just radios should do it. Olympics was a great example of that.
>I was just finishing off a mouthful
l-lewd
>>77018402
No worries. Didn't mean to sound aggresive.
>>77018404
>TEN DAM REACHES FULL POTENTIAL.
>>77018342
I like Dutch riders for some reason.
>>77018357
t. dumoulin fan
>birdsong
Should it be a law that you can only speak in these threads if your country have a stage win?
VOGEL
>FULSANG
>>77018466
Likeable choke-artists.
>fuglsang
>fug! xxxx-D
>birdshit
>Leave the tour to me
>crashing on climbs
Birdsong noo
>>77018342
he lives in Santa Cruz now
>>77018474
No, 2 are needed and the first stage doesn't count, it was nothing
>>77018342
>new spin off series starting this summer : "the Cycling Dead"
>Ten Daming intensifies
Guys. The struggle is real.
There is no way that i'll get myself out of the door being this hungover. What food should I get delivered?
I live in Copenhagen so there is a relatively broad spectrum of various food to choose from.
>>77018435
>radio can be justified from a safety point of view.
Mostly just an excuse if you ask me. It's not like every stage was a deathtrap before radios. And it's not like all races have radios.
Ban radios.
>>77018474
You can only post if your country has a stage win in the last seven years
Not so fast, Denmark
>>77018466
Me too. Always anti-heroes and weirdos.
>>77018357
it varies a lot less than hrm, and unless you get stronger/weaker, you power zones should stay the same every day
>>77018530
Pizza
>>77018530
Lebanese food is GOAT for hangovers.
>>77018530
pizza
>>77018530
Pizza
lads
lads
roughly when will they start the final climb?
I hate laurens ten dam power profile so much
he puts out like 250w at 115bpm and he's not one of those guys that tops out at 160, his HR range goes all the way up into the mid 180s and he weighs like 130lbs
Why is Jakob such a meme ;_;
>>77018529
*blocks your path*
>>77018530
asian
7km/h
GAAAAY
>>77018530
Pizza and sprite
>>77018567
Thanks for this analysis.
>>77018563
Why? You're not going anywhere are you?
>>77018547
>6mm
>0.003sec
>>77018563
around 4 i'm guessing
>>77018530
salad lol
>>77018539
They should be banned, but they should start with the things that have no excuse. Alternatively the should be allowed some kind of info radio that has only announcements to cover the safety.
>>77018581
>tfw I am
>>77018584
0.0003 actually
You can now only post in /tdf/ if your country has WON the tour
Not so fast, Norway
>>77018530
Kebab
>>77018530
Vietnamese
goddammit just woke up
what've I missed?
>>77018608
>You can now only post in /tdf/ if your country has WON the tour
>in the last 4 years
>>77018591
he looks like he eats brains
>if the race finished here
>virtual yellow
WHY WOULD THE RACE FINISH HERE?
>>77018627
Gesink and Mori abandon (with terrible screams)
Demare half an hour behind
Breakaway with many people but no GC contenders (with >Pinot though)
Currently first horse category mountain
>>77018598
Where could you possibly need to be?
>>77018634
Kenya is not Britain.
>>77018608
Jeg har taget doping
>>77018627
Froome is out of the race.
>not eating white bread with assorted cheeses
>>77018584
It was actually 0.0003s
>lolland
>>77018634
waddup
Thank you Pierre. Was pretty useful.
You can only post ITT if your country has never been caught doping
Not so fast, rest of the world
>>77018652
...Og jeg har taget EPO
>>77018627
quintana attack
Roglic is crazy powerful
Rooooooooling
>>77018668
>>77018606
Sieeeeeet
>>77018652
En Roskildeklassiker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag5Plg1IDOk
He is killing his legs
wd Roglič
Didn't he JUST himself the other day?
pinot
>>77018699
does xc skiing count?
>Barguil, Rolland and Pinot fighting for moutain points.
>gets beaten by a ski hopper
Virenque is rolling in his bed (with a hot blonde).
>Steals your spirit
>Steals your girlfriend.
rolland is a literal meme
>>77018699
>who is therese johaug
The absolute state of Demare.
>>77018719
>When the dope hits
>>77018747
*permavirgin intensifies*
>>77018650
Thanks for the gif :) I made plans (quite some time ago so I didn't know that today would be *the* stage) to meet friends whom I haven't seen in a while.
>>77018704
Imagine missing an event that's rarer than the Halley's Comet
i dont like this rain
The peloton going further and further back, will then break make it today?
>>77018699
Who is Rune Jogert?
>>77018755
Remember when the French thought he was going to be a GT contender?
Good times.
>>77018788
Faget
>Demare
Sagan died for this, thanks judges.
>>77018799
I don't know
>>77018807
hahahaha
>>77018822
>>77018796
No. Sky still have a non-climber leading up the mountain. The race hasn't started yet.
>Le Grand Colombier will be climbed by its more difficult slope for the first time.
H Y P E
>>77018699
Never caught, they all admitted it.
Can still post
I hope there are some attacks on the colombier, it's a famous mountain. Or will these GC guys wait till the last mountain?
It's worth noting that Quintana grew up in cold mountains. he actually prefer this weather over hot and sunny. I'm pretty sure Froome has only cracked Quintana on hot days.
>>77018699
Ut!
>>77018846
He was a doper. As was Steffen Kjærgaard.
.
>>77018874
>no mountaintop finish
>>77018857
I did too, rho.
Then it was >pinot, but his hype lasted less than his descents.
>>77018870
did voldemort really say that?
>>77018646
merci m8
>>77018657
>>77018646
thx
CHUTE
>eurosport cut away
>another fucking crash
great timing lads.
>>77018931
>astana
Someone ded in the grass
>asstana
was that betancur down?
DEATH
>>77018870
BASED
CHUTE
>>77018903
>trying to get me hyped
CALL THE AMBULANCE
>>77018905
Many of my countrymen actually think our guys were able to beat proven dopers (in the 90s especially) while being squeaky clean. It's embarrassing.
I'm sorry.
Who the fuck walks their bike?
If you're ded then give it a moment to catch your breath. Walking is cheating.
Fucking faggots.
ag2r TTT to victory
Romain don't attack too early pls
>>77018699
>tfw to pure to use doping
AG2R everywhere!
Herrada is kill
F
F
the mountains hunger
Herrada abandon.
>Herrada abandon
RIP movistar
maybe next decade Quintana
I sure hope no Sky rider falls today, or the brits will pressure to ban all mountains in /tdf/
>Walking is cheating.
>>77019047
>catch your breath
>start rolling backwards
Ah yes
based ag2r
F
Another movistar man gone.
QUintana BTFO
>>77019070
Dindu nuffin
Jesus Herrada abandons
>>77019103
It's happening
Drenge, hvad fuck sker der for de VitaePro reklamer? Lever vi i USA nu?
>>77019139
FOR VITAEPRO VIRKER JO
>>77019139
keyboard messed up, mate
>>77019104
Hold it so it's sideways on the slope.
>>77019100
Ban descending. Buses will take the riders from the mountain top to the valley.
Herrada got up on his bike again!
Dutch TV just said Herrada didn't abandon, back on his bike apparently
>>77019139
Det funker for meg
thomas down!
>geraint
Herrada -F
>>77019139
Det passer ikke engang med deres normale dubbet as fuck reklamer
CHUTE
AT THE SAME SPOT
>team kys
>>77019215
>>77019218
noooooo
>>77019194
Herbet and Maarten drunk again
>>77019047
Did you not see the fact that the guy clearly pointed out that his bike was too heavy. Not his fault at all.
>Geraint Thomas in charge of staying on his bike
GERAINT
>>77019100
IT'S HAPPENING
ANOTHER MAN DOWN.
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
>>77019139
ser stream på engelsk, hvad er det?
FUARK
>>77019165
This shall work
Rest in rip
F Thomas
AG2R killing everyone, based frogs
THOMAS KILLLLL
>ag2r literally murdering sky
what a time to be alive
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
F
In 40 minutes, Demare will also fall at this very place
BRITS BTFO
sick skid m8
>>77019100
>:O
>>77019139
jeg har drevet med triatlon i to hundrede år og VITAEPRO det funker for meg
>>77019139
>han vil ikke have et pro liv
kammerat...
fug :DD
>>77019266
>tomorrow
>>77019259
kek
>>77019266
LEL
>>77019266
lel
NOT COMFY
>fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum
>>77019266
Are you sure he's going fast enough?
>>77019266
>implying Demare will make it this far
BARDET THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>77019240
Ah, I must have missed that.
>THIS MOUNTAIN KILLS CYCLISTS
>>77019285
>eurobeat intensifies
Bardet offering us some blood
Killing Sky with no survivors!
Ag2r the only team with balls. Do they have anyone in top 10?
Based Bardet
Cyril deserves to fall. He should have worked with Valgren in Pontferrada
>you'll never fuck Marion Rousse in the ass
AG@RD™
>>77019322
>>77019337
TROP RAPIDE POUR TOI
D E C I M A T E D
>>77019362
Lmao
Based fookin Bardet
Someone post AG2R wojak
is my boy buchmann in the group with yates and meintjes?
I would like to have consensual protected anally intercourse with this guy
No homo ofcourse
Herrada is back
>>77019381
It was already posted.
>French Team leading
>Sky beginning to fail
oh how the tables have turned
Bardet has been the most based French rider for a few years, fuck yeah
>Et si Romain Bardet était maillot jaune ce soir ?
Ils sont pas meilleurs sur Eurosport en fait kek
>Sagan ad on TV for water
kek
>>77019405
You sick fuck.
Who gives a FUCK about the distance between riders? Get that shit off the screen.
>Quintana already alone
OST of this stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5V3OZdIZM
>>77019432
Doesn't even make sense in mountain stages.
>>77019432
calm down michael
Shit I missed the fall
What Bardet did?
>>77019432
I wish they'd show us the speed more often
How fucking fast are they going?! Fuck
THOMAS IS ALIVE!
I want to have sexual intercourse with this human female if you catch my underlying intentions
>>77019467
no fall
Bardet looks like a cute little elf working at santas workshop
> Eurosport commentators not noticing Fuglsong rejoining the group
pay attention REEEEEEEEE
>>77019467
A few riders have felled.
He Sink, Gear Rant, and Astana and Movistar guy.
>3 riders in the breakaway, 6 in the peloton
based AG2R
AG2 Hard
JESUS herrarda has come back from the dead.
>>77019502
The same with >tv2
>>77019503
>caring about what the commentators have to say
>>77019502
who?
Post AG2R smug pepe shitting in a Sky wojak
>Contador btfo
>>77019535
Let's see who notices first
how the fuck are there 3 sky riders in front but no vroome
RIP Thomas.
>>77019538
meant for >>77019502
G is kill
>idds habbening
>>77019557
They just noticed
Lmao thomas gone rip sky rip froome
>>77019432
At least they are showing something. I don't get why the time between groups isn't showed permanently.
Thomas is kill
F
OK enough AG2R let Sky lead now
>>77019107
>contador attacks
>to join the 4th group
REMINDER
TO
channel give your energy to Lotta so she can win points competition in womens giro.
>Horse Categorie
>>77019603
Good taste
>Geraint Thomas is in an ambulance, apparently suffering from a broken collarbone.
Fug
RIP G
>>77019617
>mfw you have to scroll to see Demare
rip thomas
I want to see cuntador win just to see olegs tweets
Geraint Thomas is ded
thomas quits and goes home
fooks sake lads
G needs to learn how to stay on his bike
>dat cross at the top of the hill
>>77019629
Thomas is kill
F
>>77019648
f
poor lad
Geraint Thomas abandon
Maybe he'll be able tot complete the Vuelta
morning lads
did i miss anything interesting
>>77019629
\o/
Where is Goat boy? He must be happy with Sky losing Thomas. Now will he attack?
Abandon's all around today.
>fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum >fuck off sky scum
>>77019603
Eurosport on ads. Had it afterwards.
>>77019629
>Lepi2
>winning
>>77019624
hey danebro :)
>thomas btfo
sky falling appart
all ccording to keikaku
>>77019699
yes
>>77019688
ça c'est ma France
>>77019706
Surely!
Karma for Sagan
Froome next
>>77019699
The french used french tactics to assassinate Geraint Thomas
Robert Gesink suddenly realized he lost yesterday from someone called Lillian Call me Jane and decided to sudoku
>>77019629
\o/
She's such a qt
>>77019716
>watching euroshit
BUT WHERE IS MAJKA
AG2R stronk
>Birdsong
>Valbranch
can they do ANYTHING today
FUCK :(
Gutted for Thomas
Thomas abandon.
Fuglkang is intimidating Froome
>>77019603
Nicely done anon. Personally I quite enjoy the ananananas, but to each his own. Solid porder regardless.
>>77019764
based
QUINTANA ATTACK
will those women have sex with their horses?
what category climb is mont blanc?
>no Mont Blanc stage finish
pussies
>>77019716
>watching ads when tv2 broadcast entire stage
Mont Blanc stage. When?
>Pinot is lost
F
>>77019629
>>77019690
She's one of my favorites.
>>77019779
stallion
>>77019741
>>77019750
>Putting up with Rolf & Ritter
>Ever
>>77019755
Thomas is a good boy tbqh
GET FUCKED BRITKEKS AHAHAHA
>>77019690
cute :3
>>77019777
S T E E P
T
E
E
P
>>77019799
Missing out on based Jorgen tho
>>77019690
A CUTE!
>geschke has to wait for matthews
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
rip thomas :(
why dont the change down gears.
Look at this madness.
Majka fell on the descent
F
When you have eurosport player you can switch to the raw feed when there is commercials. and no commentators is better than tv2
>>77019779
night mare
>>77019842
>changing down
The only way is up.
>>77019846
F
What team is he on this year?
>>77019834
And also based chris
>>77019834
It's not a choice made lightly. I do miss him.
inb4 moronic blog posts about how the stage was too dangerous and we should neutralize GC for stages with rain
>>77019779
Bear category
>>77019879
Bora
He has all his belly in blood
>>77019868
>disliking rolf and leth
tab back in michael rasumussen
Tiesj doing good
>>77019690
*blocks ur path*
>>77019842
They probably are on their lowest gears. >15% is nightmare mode even for these guys.
this climb looks like my driveway
>22%
what the actual fuck
>>77019868
Why not go permanently without commentators?
Last years tdf we would have had about 150 posts by now
>>77019879
Team Cooking Revolution
CONTADOR REKT
>cuntador
>ContaDOWN
G is making a habit of it now, will never podium a grand tour.
HAPPENINGS ALL AROUND
>>77019919
The city of Contador.
>>77019898
Time to kill redditors desu
No crash webms what type of shitty tdf thread is this
>>77019834
>old senile irrelevant man who barely follows the sport
he should stick to making old man porn tbqh.
>can'tador
>contador
>THE CITY OF CUNTADOR
>contaded
Contador? Lol
cuntador is kill
lmao is contador drunk
ANGRY CONTADOR IS GOAT CONTADOR
ALBERTO WAS PUSHED
fucking its adverts every time something happens
Go home Cuntador, you're drunk.
>22%
>>77019930
uwot?
>Quintana DED
>this stage
>contaretire
>this fucking stage
All of my love.
>>77019980
switch to Eurosport
Quintana btfo Contador
SOMEBODY PUSHED BERTIE WTF
lol
it looks like all the riders are talking about what bullshit this stage is
adtv 4 have missed every fucking big moment in this tour, every single one.
I do wish TV2 had some female hottie reporters like Laura...The closest tv2 ever came was Stephanie Surrugue
>Jeg gir den gas med vitapro, for vitapro det virker jo
why is this shit stuck in my head reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>77020009
>Still 90km and a horse mememountain to go.
Comfy days.
>>77019919
Delete this
>Majka has all his jersey torn up, his shoulder and belly covered with blood, very hard fall on the descent.
Wew.
And we aren't even on the Mont du Chat yet
>tfw this thread is comfy af and all my countrymen are bros
Henao dropped
>professional rider
>can't even stay on the bike
why is this allowed?
>no Valverde
>no Amador
>no Anacona
Movistar is extra kill
>>77020057
A CUTE
froome slowly getting isolated
worry.jpg
he might only have 2 domestiques for the final climb
>>77019956
Worst opinion itt, skam dig
>>77020040
She'll do
>henao cracked
i told you he was a useless midget
>>77020057
>strawberries in the salad
>>77020046
its a cat mountain though
Trek driver is truly a gentleman
>>77020125
>>77020070
I bet Sky is really regretting not having Poels today.
>trek car gives cofidis rider a bidon
Faith in humanity restored.
BAH GAWD
ARMSTONG IS BACK IN THE RACE
how big balls do you need to drive a big service or team manager car on these narrow roads with riders and spectators left and right, i can barely park at the supermarket without scraping cars on either side
terrifying
>>77020040
Would. I like thicc brunettes.
>>77020060
Sucks for him, but now we can get 9 riders in the WCRR
>>77020145
SHUT UP! DONT RUIN IT
>>77020060
Fuck
>>77020165
*tips bidon*
Could this be a 2000 post /tdf/?
>>77020145
nah roglic to rape everyone on the descent from mont du chat to take it.
>>77020125
you know they'll all get back just before the final climb and the Sky train will start then
>>77020155
>Giant cat meme mountain in the horse category.
Based barguil.
>>77020184
Everyone is doing hard work. Motorcycles too, imagine filming or driving on these descents.
>>77020171
>>77020125
is you serious?
Astana appreciation time
http://www.astanawomen.com/cyclists
>>77020184
i drive in conditions like this everyday
i'm not even memeing
Someone fucking attack
>>77020232
but why
Mont du Chat will kill someone desu
>1000 posts
>90 km to go
what is wrong with you faggots? Make a new thread
Anyone have a Eurosport stream? I normally have one but it's not loading today
What happened to cyclinghub?
>>77020232
>>77020246
Are you a train driver in Mumbai?
>>77020232
whysnt peuols in the race anyway
>>77020261
>page 4
>fuck all other sport on
no
>>77020246
I believe it
GUYS I CANT SEE BUCHMANN IN THE "PELOTON"
FUCK
>>77020258
The guy was behaving dangerously
BENOOT
E
N
O
O
T
>>77020265
>cyclinghub
is kill
>>77020261
Yup, it's total fucking autism
Despite threads having multiple threads years ago, now newfaggots think we MUST only have one thread per stage, it's retarded
>>77020246
>skid marks
Based
>>77020215
>>77020232
>>77020242
Nice posts.
>>77020284
REEEEEEEEE
>mfw quintana attacks
>>77019898
unsubscribe
>>77020265
Try tiz-cycling. Also cyclinghub had to shut down, iirc. Quite some time ago actually.
>>77020254
say no more
>>77020265
http://cricfree.sc/euro-sports-1-live-stream
>>77020274
He had a knee injury and despite the fact that he was fit again they went:
>NOT FIT ENOUGH FOR SKY
>>77020284
was sagan driving that car?
>>77020311
merry 1000th post lads
>>77020246
Would never question that, Pajeet
>>77020279
>MUH TRADITION
kill yourself
>>77020279
>fuck all other sport on
Right now there is Wimbledon, F1, golf and cricket
>>77020345
Cycling is all about tradition m8
>>77020300
Here is new thread
>>77015810
1000 post threads are not comfy
>>77020300
You realise there are several actual autists in this thread right? And autists need comfy.
>>77020327
>leave unrelenting attacks to me
>that gendarmie threatening with his finger
Based
MOLLEMA!
>>77020349
f1 and cricket have their own generals and cricket moves super slowly. tennis isn't on today. golf isn't a sport
>>77020366
>Irish
>thick as shit post
potery
>>77020311
>>77020338
which is outstandingly stupid considering they instead put in Christian Knees aka literally who
>>77020363
then go ride around a steel lugged frame on 21mm tires, you asshat. Stop being obtuse
>>77020285
He went down with Majka before
"Hey! That was my masseuse
standing there!"
Based Rolf
>>77020389
THICC
>>77020285
Probably waited for Majka
>>77020366
Seriously
These autists are happy enough as they're nerds who have nice gaming PCs, anything over 1000 posts and my laptop starts to go to shit
>>77015810
>>77015810
>>77015810
>>77015810
>>77015810
>>77015810
Roglic wins today.
>Apparently even the team itself doesn't know what's going on with Majka
It's tinkoff all over again, always having to ride alone
>>77019779
You can't climb it to bike, the highest col you can climb in France is the col de l'iseran.
stay here lads, lets see if we can get the 1500
BARGUIL
>>77015810
new
>>77020420
fuck off
>>77020420
kys
>>77020420
>laptop
kys
we /descent/ now
Cars, bike, motorcycle and crowds on tiny mountain roads all at the same time
wew lads, my palms are sweaty
I stay here. If you want shitty posts use the other thread.
>>77020420
>gaming pc
>Not owning a macbook air
>Stay poor
>>77020441
Let the casual faggots have their casual faggot thread. This one will be comfier for it.
>>77020420
I'm following this on a 2006 Powerbook G4, what kind of shit are you running?
inb4 eurosport goes to ad break during descent
>>77020420
Same here. My laptop is slowing down.
>>77020449
>>77020451
>>77020453
preddy comfy thread.
>>77020420
>my laptop
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
p.s thanks for linking all the casuals out of this thread
>>77020420
i'm using a six year old hunk of junk laptop and it's fine
sort out your browser
>commercial break on Eurosport and France TV at the same time
reeee
>>77020261
For what possible purpose? Literally no benefit to making a new thread. None. Only downsides.
>>77020487
gonna happen
>>77020498
Same here.
>>77020502
same here on sbs
reee 2bh
>>77020484
>must be a casual to want a new thread
Literally how retarded are you lmao
We /downhill/ now
>>77020473
Was waiting for this update. Only browse /tdf/ for your quality posts.
Please use doolchan to follow the thread.
>>77020481
>Mac
You're lucky you're all the way in Denmark or I'd bully you irl.
holy shit that low as fuck helicopter
looking like mission impossible out there
>>77020520
WHO INVENTED IT?
>>77020481
multi hate
>>77020420
>you
V O C K L E R
>>77020420
The problem is with you.
I've reported the other thread for spam.
if a new thread is started i will repost all the sad scarponi pics. yes this is a threat.
>>77020487
switch to stream
player is pretty neat for this
>>77020570
Literally perfect <3
86km/h on the descent
>>77020605
We only use one thread to keep the casuals out and now it looks like there leaving to go to the other thread
It's a win/win
>>77020605
who? lol
>Being pleb enough to waste time discussing the validity of new threads
Peasants.
a horse so steep only a cat can climb it
everyone got their pics of cats riding horces googled up for the final climb?
>>77020643
>tfw not picking lavendel in the provence
>>77020645
Bror...
>misa will never post cycling qts again
why lads
Demare 28 minutes
Demare 28:00 behind, not yet at the Colombier
>Demare 28 mins late
>>77020663
At least mine are real.
my PC is struggling lads
>>77020420
Have an extra reply for more laptop fires
>>77020703
>>77020691
All by himself aswell.
>>77020691
>demare and his 2 helpers with all be kicked from race
they should abandon him
>>77020677
>tfw no misa gf
>>77020691
>>77020703
>>77020708
Haha ouch
>>77020691
>>77020703
>Demare a merde
>>77020520
>>77020565
watch on the tour tracker
literally no ads the whole time
>>77020735
3 helpers*
Quite impressive that Mollema hasn't crashed in this descent yet
Downhill Theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
>>77019603
>no ananas
>lille pommes frites
>mayo
shit taste m8
>>77020420
Fuck you
Damned anglo
>>77020762
unironically great song
>pinot
>pinot
>team attacks sky
>looks good
>move backfires and suddenly way more sky than anyone else
every time
>Pinot
>pinot
>Pinot
Pinot is just saving his energy. You'll see, you'll see...
>>77020645
>laughing at daddy
...
>>77020762
>>77020778
You're fucked in the head
>peenot?
why are you people obsessed with demare?
>>77020762
I'd go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E every time frankly
>>77020762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
Nah
>>77020806
>>77020808
>>77020809
>>77020798
Sky are chasing because Vuillermoz is in yellow if they don't. AG2R are raping them tactically
>>77020821
No.
Dutch girls are sturdy.
>>77020821
NOT COMFY
F ;_;
>>77020844
AG2R did the whole climb though.
Demare at 3 hours
>>77020821
I was up all night with gastro that night. The only thing that cheered me up was watching that happen live
>>77020862
xdddd
Oh, matthews going for the intermidiate sprint? lel
>>77020856
And tired every out. Now everyone is tired but it's Sky who have to work while AG2R sits in
5-6 times money back on Roglic. guys this is the bet.
Crashing this stage with no survivors
>>77020849
Sturdy indeed.
Can Roglič win today?
>O-On passe sur France 2 les gars ?
>>77020894
in that case they could have just sat in and let vuillermoz be away a minute further up the road
>>77020901
yes please
sitting here drinkingf from my ag2r bidon
allez romain
>>77020917
disgusting
>>77020935
Then Sky set their own tempo and keep all their riders for the valley and last climb. I think this is perfect tactics from AG2R
>>77020953
What a fucking homo.
>>77020917
Our horses are a strong breed.
Whats his name /sp/
>>77020980
I don't drink alcohol.
>>77020980
Carlsberg Elephant
will there be any attacks today or not. Ffs somebody better attack on this last mountain, even if jut to test froome.
>>77020980
Hertog Jan is the patrician's pilsner
>>77020992
>looks like a man
>attractive
no
>>77020980
got some saltaire pale ale courtesy of my daddy
then i'll be on the stella
>>77021000
Why not?
>>77020980
New sky program
Demare litteraly 30 mins behind
https://www.strava.com/segments/1413639
>leave Chat Shit Mountain to me
>>77021000
inshallah
>>77021000
This
>aussie commentators predicting no more rain
GAY
A
Y
>>77020980
My favourite beer is water without the grain, hops or yeast. Get it? It's just water. Because I'm not a degenerate.
>>77020980
Paulaner hefeweizen with some quality kebab
>>77021000
good lad
>>77020980
'T Ij wit.Best beer and I'm not even from Amsterdam.
>>77020980
different craftbeers
having a hopfenstopfer right now
>The city of Demare.
Why are they letting two other teammates drop just for him?
What is FDJ doing?
>>77021036
Why would I?
What kinda rule will race organizers pull out of their ass to keep demare in the race?
>>77021018
mah niggah
This Pepsi commercial makes my blood boil
I'd rather drink rancid piss
>>77020980
troubadour magma
>>77021061
A fin that doesn't drink Alcohol?
notsureifserious.jpg
>>77021038
those dirty finger nails
>DEMARE STILL CLIMBING THE GRAND COLOMBIER.
When will he finish?
>matthews in the front
jeez
>>77021138
tete de la horse
>>77021100
Laurens pls. so he can stay in the fucking race obviously.
>>77021048
2. Benoot
7. Barguil
based
>>77021115
electrical infetterence
>>77021000
This.
Fuck it.
>that frog advert
>>77021114
>needing alcohol to be comfy
Are we still in this thread?
>>77021070
>>77020980
a pilsner
>>77020849
I looked worse after I crashed 2bh
>>77021180
yeah m8 ama
>>77020980
primus
>i have to drink beer or they'll kick me out
reminder that nothing happened yet
>>77021203
Hello Gilbert Montagné. Turn your TV on maybe.
>>77021176
>not maximizing comfy by having a pint
plz
>>77020980
Triple Karmeliet.
>>77021161
only 280W. motor confirmed
BUT WHOS BRAINCHILD WAS IT?
>>77021158
Best post so far.
#TDFSOWHITE
Keep an eye on ARRRUUUU
This shit right here
sky regaining their riders now preparing for the killing blow on chat
>>77021216
pleb
>Sky Rape Train Reassembling.
>>77021109
To make life bearable
>>77021248
>zwerverbier
>>77021244
id rather not
>>77020980
Royal Export->Tuborg->Slots Classic
>>77021248
Homeless beer.
>>77021216
Beer only feels like it enhances comfy at a certain sweet spot and once you pass that sweet spot, it gets increasingly uncomfy.
Water is sustained, marginal gains comfy..
>aru pissing
Great ride from Matthews tbqhwyal
>>77021248
>being a bum
>>77021244
He's taking a piss rn
>quintana
Demare is so far behind he's virtually in the giro.
the gap has closed about a minute in the last 10 boys
>>77021234
COFFEE BEANS CUNT
horce cat cat mount
>>77021302
Alec, what is self-control?
What's the best entry level bike?
>>77021229
i was gonna say he's probably light, but his weight is listen at 160lbs
if he was about 125lbs that might be legit, not 160
>>77021302
Which is why you only drink one, water afterwards
>>77021332
Sobriety.
>>77021322
>>77021330
A CUTE
>>77021305
Yeah pretty impressive.
>>77021322
topkek
>>77021334
get a CAAD12
>>77021276
Reminds me of the WWI soldiers who drunk before going to the front
When you think about them your life is suddenly very "bearable"
>>77021334
>>/n/
>>77021248
Prior to Sky which team was as dominant as they are now?
Okay so we know what were all drinking
What you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3p-F2x7rY
>>77021397
beer
>>77021334
A commuter bike. Giant Escape 2 is inexpensive and good.
>>77021398
US postal
>>77021350
>only drink one
See flag. That simply doesn't happen here.
>>77021397
cooking some pancakes rn
>>77021398
us postal
>>77021402
The commercials on Eurosport
I love this cooking revolution!
>>77021398
US Postal. I wonder why...
>>77021280
>>77021291
>>77021307
Why spend a lot of money on getting drunk?
>>77021355
No it's not, you've acknowledged that you can't control alcohol, so you abstain. Hence you can't control yourself
feeding zone coming up
place your bets, who will crash?
>>77021322
Good post. Perhaps Dauphine.
>>77021402
The commentators.
>>77021366
Feels good to have two commentators live on motorbike. Each year I always check my French privilege
>>77021395
This man gets it
>>77021339
I didn't bother checking. Just assumed he was light. That is strange then. All in the same race too so identical weather obviously.
Jack Haig 150lbs. 100 extra watts but 1 minute slower..
Both using SRM power meter according to Strava
>>77021450
>a lot
We are not Sweden.
>>77021445
t. salty EUcuck
>jannys here deleting posts
not comfy lads
>>77021484
>my French privilege
fucking kill yourself
fuck this shithole
>>77021499
>le EU cuck
Go back to /pol/
LEMOND TIME
el petito meszito fueling up
LEMOND ALERT!!!
quintana preparing for attack!
>>77021484
France 2 commentators are surprisely good this year. Thank you based Macron
>>77021496
Good point
Alcohol is expensive af here :(
>>77021499
why are anglos always so quick to the 'YOURE JUST JEALOUS' defense
>>77021334
CAAD
Greg's analysis is so fucking awful
>>77021505
easy m8, theyre just doing what theyre paid for
>Lemond interrupts to say thomas is a key rider
thanks greg...
>>77021531
t. salty EUcuck redditor
>>77021520
Are you the Bordeaux anon?
>>77021548
Communist plz leave
>>77021532
>>77021541
>racing is part of descending
Thank you Lemond, for telling us that Thomas crashing is bad for Sky. Vital insight.
>>77021548
et enfin débarassés de Gégé
Who will admit to being in that 14 anon breakaway (the other thread) which got swallowed up by the peloton (this thread).
>>77021496
No joke. I was in Gothenburg a few years ago. Absolutely scandalous prices for drink (and everything). Most the beers are 2-3% too. Never going back
>>77021520
Saint-Denis? Argenteuil? Bobigny? Barbès?
F breakaway
sky train is too stronk
Does Thomas get lunch? :(
>>77021570
You're on the wrong board friend.
Cantana
VitaePro is fucking horseshit, right?
>>77021556
>>77021567
>>77021576
>>77021580
THANKS GREG
Why does Quintana look so old? I thought he was 45 or so.
>>77021613
no, hes being sent to bed without dinner for being a shitter.
>>77021580
He looks like dunken
>>77021548
>France 2 commentators are surprisely good this year.
And we even have qt Marion
>>77021573
>Are you the Bordeaux anon?
That's me, but he maybe live here too idk
Regarding his post he is certainly an enriched Parisian
Do you think froome is doping?
He has all the signs, was never a gc man, unhealthy skeltal figure, balding badly.
being a support driver would NOT be comfy lads
what happened to quintana?
>>77021556
Only half of us are like that. Many of us have been to Europe (not just Spanish resorts) and seen how nice it is in places.
>>77021570
>>77021624
This is a comfy thread.
>>77021623
Yes, if you feel like you need supplementation of any kind, go for vitamin D and fish oil
>t. /fit/izen
MY PC IS DYING HELP
>>77021624
Go away.
Just go.
>>77021632
colombian death rays
>change bike
>draft cars
>get food and drink
>get back to peloton using less effort than it would take to just stay in the peloton
Sneaky fookin colombian
>>77021597
I never saw beer below 4% till I went to Australia. And they asked me there if American beer was weaker.
My fav beer is made 20 miles away and is 6%
>>77021649
HE'S ABOUT TO ATTACK
>>77021649
He attacked... backwards
>>77021602
>>77021573
Nope, i'm from Strasbourg
>>77021584
Il nous manquera (pas)
>>77021649
Changing for the bike with motor
>>77021662
why is the cat crying?
According to some birds on the internet Demare has a Heat stroke.
>+36 min.
How will he survive the horsecat?
we have reached image limit
change threads please
>>77015810
>
>>77015810
>>77021691
Ah, you have Turkroaches then?
Alsace seems comfy tho
>>77021667
>>77021649
Changed wheels or adjusted something... or something. He's on the same bike.
>>77021659
Jesus christ take there cock out of your mouth before you speak to me mate
>>77021712
because you touch yourself
>>77021646
he probablyis, but it's not worth speculating over until there's some sort of allegation made
>>77021624
Are you that terrible brit that was also always making threads uncomfy last year?
Get over it lad, not everyone likes to see Skywinslol
>>77021715
This
Abandon, Abandon
>>77021632
Because Quintana is actually a female 65 year old mountain goat herder
>>77021715
NO WE STAY
>>77021398
British Cycling
US Postal
Mapei
T Mobile
nah boys, we're getting this bad boy to 1500
>>77021746
165 years old in fact.
>>77021632
He is 18. He got his whole career ahead of him.
>>77021754
just go to a purely textbased forum if you don't want images
>>77021754
but I have pictures of cats riding horces Ive been saving for the last climb :/
/tdf/ doesn't NEED images.
If there are any good screenshots then post them in future threads.
>>77021761
>>77021398
Banesto
Only 3'30, I'm worried
Are they getting caught boys?
Post your images in the other thread and then do your """"""""crosslink"""""" thing
>Make one jokey post about the EU
>all of /tdf/ jump all over me
welp, the salt is strong
Demare just started the Descent. He's going to literally die lads.
>demare only just finished climbing
when was absolute peak dope in pro cycling, when riders were on the most and strongest drugs?
>>77021887
got'em ;)
ok guys c'mon lets move to the other thread this is getting silly now
37:33
Demare a merde
Demare
37 minutes behind
rip
>>77021915
80s
>>77021761
Renault
>>77021874
Yes. The horse du chat doesnt take prisoners.
>Demare 37 minutes back
>Will probably be an hour behind at the finish and miss the cut with 3 other teammates
>The organizers will not disqualify him because they have a huge boner for him
Impressive Matthews
>>77021887
>I-i was only joking lads
Too late now Britbong. Merkel is going in dry.
post 1500 will win Marion's worn panties
based mathews lads
>1305 posrs
w-w-what's going on in here lads?
>>77021919
yep.
when it got made I was a loyalist and stayed here but image limit man I need to post my memes
>we need another thread
we do need another thread lets be honest.
CARLTON
A
R
L
T
O
N
>>77021982
Why do you keep changing what i'm saying to suit your argument
It Makes you look like a brain dead mong, just saying!
>>77021874
they would even get caught if they had 10 min
impressive job matthews. very impressive
i would've put my hands in the air to celebrate though
>>77022021
not til we get the 1500
Was watching Indurain as boring as Froome?
>>77021984
I'd rather sniff her used Chamoix,if u catch my drift
>>77015810
it's time
>>77022044
2000*
i wonder how many time there will be between matthews passing there and demare
>>77022061
*10000
>>77022021
There is another thread
>>77021943
>>77021915
Prior to EPO, steroids and amphetamines were widely used from the 50s on
big switch in training on EPO/HGH happened in the late 80s around 1988 when belgian CX racers started using it, peak doping with EPO/HGH/TEST/blood transfusions 1991-2011ish
>>77022059
OK. Bye.
>>77022098
Nice post.
What happens with the fdj teammates of demare? Shouldnt they abandon him?
>>77022142
I think they should, but it might be too late now.
>>77022059
page 5
>>77022142
They should but the organization probably told FDJ that it will be fine.
If not its going to be funny since half that team will get DQ'd.
>>77022142
Apparently, they already have.
>>77022142
>Abandoning your mate
>>77022059
Nope
>>77022142
They should have realized Demare was kill an hour or two ago.
>pepsi
>if you don't love it it just means you haven't tasted it yet
a gay guy told me that once..
>>77022168
Imagine limit sucks 2bh
GOOD NEWS, Demare just passed the 80km to go point!
>>77022252
38mins
Yesterday the gap was 39mins
>>77022231
limits are for losers who don't shave their legs and have a bodyfat percentage above 4%.
>>77022231
>imagine limit
laughing whores.jpg
>>77022252
That's tomorrow's news
>>77021974
where does this meme come from?
reports in demare has just made it out of the starting town
>>77022286
>who don't shave their legs
are you gay?
>>77022216
seriously triggers my autism every time
Kwiato is the new Valverde when it comes to all-rounderness
>>77022296
No I ride a bike.
>>77022324
Sorry boss
stop being mean to Demare. You wouldn't say that to his face after you meet him at the finish line
>>77022296
>not shaving your legs
do you even ride?
>>77022295
I like this new maymay
>>77022335
We'll just have to wait and see won't we. Reckon if I start now I'd get there before him.
>>77022339
I ride alot and I dont shave my legs. Why would I?
>>77022335
>You wouldn't say that to his face after you meet him at the finish line
he'd probably be breathing like a disabled while puking occasionally so it wouldn't be that hard
>>77022363
I assume he means you'd have empathy for the man.
>>77022360
If you don't ride competitively, literally no reason. If you do though, it's a surprising amount of aero savings for basically free. You'd be stupid not to.
>>77022339
I tried it once, but didn't really like it
>>77022360
MARGINAL GAINS (5sec on 40km)
It also improves the benefits and pleasure of massage
Wound care is easier
Looks better.
UPDATE:
DEMARE HAS LEFT THE HOTEL AND IS NOW ON ROUTE TO THE STAGE START
>>77022335
I was going to post that picture of the skeleton sitting in the chair followed by meme arrows and "waiting for demare to finish" but we've hit the image limit.
>>77022394
I do not feel empathy.
*fedora picture*
>>77022408
>looks better
nah I like to btfo of shaven fags with my hairy legs, I hope it makes them feel bad.
>>77022439
Now that's what a man truly is
>>7702236
>Comfiness
>Aesthetic
>Avoid infection after a crash
>Better massage
>>77022425
post in the new thread and link back here mate
>>77022408
>MARGINAL GAINS (5sec on 40km)
Numbers I've seen are closer to the 1-1½ minute range. At 40 km/h though, so your ordinary Fred won't see nearly as much saving.
>>77022474
Even better.
no one knows the BSJ pasta so I'll respond to myself in shame
>>77022335
yeah because he won't be there
I want to live in an Abbaye
Headcount. How many of us are still here?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13391548
>>77022413
reports are saying that Demare is currently eating his breakfast
Update
Demare is selected to the fdj team for the tour 2017
>>77022530
There is only one thread. Always.
Exclusive news: Demare was just born
when shaving legs
where do you stop
do you shave your ass and your entire junk, or end shaving so it looks like you have shorts made out of hair
>>77022534
I am chucking heartily at this meme
>>77022534
>>77022572
honhonhonhon
>>77022403
Are your legs hairier now?
Update: EU means aren't funny
>>77022585
>not having your pubes stick through your shorts
>Breaking News
Demare's father just reached first base.
>>77022585
Real talk: how do you shave your arsehole?
Just heard on the radio that Demare's parents have just started sleeping together.
>>77022585
>shorts made out of hair
Kinda want to do this now. My monkey legs would be perfect for it.
Also, THANKS JUAN
I have the webm of contador falling but cant post it
sad pepe.jpg
>>77022626
put a mirror on the floor and squat over it
Update.
Demares Grandfather has just capitulated to the german forces
THANKS JUAN
And there he goes, Demare goes down the ramp and sets off on stage 1 of the 2017 tour de france.
alright, I'm going to grab a Pepsi(tm) before the climb
31°C currently
>>77022585
I shave everything
Including asshole.
Feels nice and streamlined when I shit, like I'm cutting through the air on a fast descent.
No clumps hanging on the hairs.
Clean hole
Also less weight, those asshairs are coarse.
>>77022598
same as before
Got my cooled Vichy Celestin, I'm ready for the climb
Update
Demares GreatGreatGreatGreatGrandfather just enlisted in Napoleon's army.
>>77022661
Update
Demare's great-great Grandfather is having his dick sucked by a prussian qt
Anyone got the weather report for the downhill?
>>77022695
how does one go about shaving your bumhole?
do you have strategically placed mirrors or just go in blind?
97 posts to go.
I feel like those of us who stayed loyal to this thread should get a jersey next to our flags for future /tdf/ threads.
cat mountain
>>77022658
>>77022740
so you don't know either after all kek
>>77022744
red postnumbers
>>77022677
>2017
I'd doublecheck.
>>77022740
I go in blind with the trimming blade on my Gilette.
Un Bakelants we trust
>>77022744
>tfw no more Brazilbro to make meme jerseys
>>77022744
I'll always stay, until the end, anonymously, without any reward. Because it's our duty.
>Cat Mountain
Y tho?
>>77022740
I use Nair or other hair removal cream. I wouldn't shave unless I wanted sandpaper cheeks for several weeks afterwards.
>Just waving on a mountaintop instead of playing chess
Poor doggo (for French viewers)
>>77022744
digits it must be done
i want the Merckx Molteni one
>>77022781
This
>>77022776
>>77022794
I tried to go in blind with scissors once. I don't recommend.
Comfy snap shot from finbro
>>77022792
>>77022738
Cloudy with a 65% chance of rain, 7 day report shows continuing cloud cover with Tuesday evening showing a 100% chance for Demare to pass through.
damn that view though
>>77022826
Scissors are the tool of a philestine anyway, same as an adjustable spanner.
Scenery = The actual race > points jersey
>>77022835
demar is just waiting for the rain to pass before descending
smart lad
Weather expectation in the downhill:
Sky falling
>>77022794
>I use Nair or other hair removal cream.
I'll try this in the future. Don't care about my legs but this spot is really annoying
!!!Uran Uran is good again!!!
quintana attack today
>>77022907
wait until a few km into the climb friend
QUINTANA ATTACK
>>77022921
The day Quintana will attack is the day Demare will finish.
>>77022921
You'll need at least trips for that, friend.
BREAKING
>Demare's ultimate genealogical ancestor has just split off from his common ancestor with the chimpanzee.
Quintana will attack when Demare crosses the finish line
>All this endless hype on tv2
>>77022969
so in the second week of the Vuelta?
can't wait for no one to attack, and all the favourites go over the top together
What's the role of a domestique and super domestique in cycling?
>>77023001
Yes, 2018
Aru will attack 3-4 km before the top.
>>77023022
babbysitter
Is this the only thread?
>>77023034
Until 1500 posts at least
>>77023034
Yes
And the ascension hasn't even started yet
>>77023034
This is the tread for the real men.
>>77023040
Pretty dam close.
MONT DU CHAT HYPE
I really miss the scenery-posts since we are at image limit
Also, last horse time
2k posts is easily doable given that we should be in for a good descent
Anyone got a decent stream?
>chateau in captcha
54 posts to go.
This thread is harder than the Olympic stage and this one combined.
>>77023083
Almost everyone left already, so I'm not that optimistic.
Bauke!
>>77023068
who will get banged by mound de chat shit?
my bets on goat boy
>>77023097
I'm still here (and in the other thread) but no images a shit
When 1500 ill go to the other thread my phone cant handle this one
Who /posting in both threads/ here
pretty stressful desu
Marion is excited because his bf is leading :3
Gallopin is Marion Rousse's bf
>>77023116
i'm just here to try and get us to 1500
>>77023103
Goat boy's going to get fucked up. He went for it in the Giro so he won't have much left for this.
>>77023115
>>77023119
half-traitors
Test
>>77023119
yeah
pics more important
The traitors who left the thread should be executed.
>>77023119
Nope. Just here. Feel like I'd be betraying /tdf/ if I did otherwise. You should feel the same way desu.
hoping for career ending chute for US postal desu
>>77023160
This
No more excuses
>gesink broke something in his spine
>>77023119
I made one post there but I felt dirty so I closed it
>>77023097
both threads are moving about the same speed
>>77023160
>>77023183
We /resistance/ now
>>77023146
>>77023166
Meh, I need muh images.
boring mont du chat ahead
yeet
I want Barguil to win
A dutch to finish 2nd behind a french ONCE AGAIN
Mollema :(
CHRIS FROOME IS SCREWED
ARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BYE BYE FROOMY
>aru attack
>Froomey is trouble
aru strong
froome mechanical
hype
Aru lol
Froome lol
MEMES
>>77023219
i like it when frenchmen win stages
Q U I N T A N A
A T T A C K I N G
FROOME KILL
AROOOOOOOOO
ARU AND QUINTANA HAVE SHAFTED FROOME
HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING!
FROOME
HAPPENINGS BASED ARU FUCK SKY
:)
>>77023086
I deserve a you.
>ITALIAN SPORTMANSHIP
sneaky Aru
kek
yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
1500 lads
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
U FUCKING CUNTS
FUCK YOU SKY HAHA
>>77023086
Here is your (You) delivering service
Missed the attack
Thanks again ITV4
>RUNNING SKELETON INCOMING
Blackhearted Italian waited for a mechanical to attack. Very Sad!
OMG what
BASED ARU
Lmao aru fucking scum
>Aru ratting when the yellow jersey has a bike problem
lolz attacking after Froome's mechanical
I don't care. Payback for the bullshit gift of time from Ventoux
>>77023029
That one I mean.
Not very classy move from Aru desu
>>77023309
We did it!
>>77023294
(you)
use tiz-cycling
>Aru with the special tactics
i like him
>>77023309
*pats on backs and handshakes for everybody who stayed loyal.
ffs make a race out of it
>>77023335
AHAHHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNT
Fucking Italians, sneaky as always
Froome faking problems
fuck waiting on mechanicals on the last climb desu
JAKOB JAKOB JAKOB
>>77023375
Looked to me like he was probably getting ready to attack at the same moment. Could've sat down of course, but I don't think he attacked because of the mechanical as such.
lmao dutch commentators
"He's italian so it's okay, they're supposed to be sneaky and cheat"
>this fatfuck
FUGLSANG
>>77023425
they're good memers
I'm moving desu lads
I want to post meme images
cya
>>77023425
Fuck Aru, Fuck Nibali
Italian's pig disgusting!
*tension increases*
Did everyone see that huge cock painted on the road?
Goddamit Froome wtf
Are you ready for Fuglsang to kill it on the descent? Or get killed. One of those.
>>77023425
>>77023454
its true tho, its the latin mentality. like even in football, diving is everywhere now but originally it was only italians and south americans who did it. they dont see it as wrong.
>>77023495
Danes don't do things by half
Quintana looking fresh
like he's only 48
>the pathetic slum of Thierry Adam
>>77023597
Top kek
>>77023479
Yes I saw it.
This thread is slow but I'm not posting on the other one.
Will give my concentration to the race instead and pop in occasionally.
Well done anons.
who /birdsong/ here?
Come on Jakob! YOU CAN DO IT
Meanwhile, Demare is putting on his shoes.
>Can'tador
Aru shaking the tree
This kills the Barguil
>>77023721
With a man out ahead. Aru is all heart and no brain sometimes :-\
I love how Froome is climbing.
He ALWAYS has his head a bit tilted to the right.
It's very spoopy, I like it.
I accidentally posted on the other thread. Sorry lads.
>>77023746
man ahead doesn't stand a chance
>>77023781
That's the Critérium du Dauphiné 2017 winner you're talking about there m8. Regardless, you don't attack when you have a man in front. Just poor tactics from Aru (or selfish, maybe).
>can'tana
Vroome is a madman
>>77023847
watch how many minutes he finishes behind the winner
it's realistic not poor tactics
>>77023916
t. haven't watched cycling seen 2014.
Jacob is riding better than Aru, frankly.
>>77023938
This
F
Porte taking out Dan Martin. RIP
FUCK OFF GREG!
PORTE DEAD
RIPorte
couldn't cut that corner
nooo :(
WHAHAHAHAHA
>Porte
Press F pay respect
For me, it's Roman Bard Hat
Uran on that 11
I'd love for Fuglsang ot have a shot, but I can live with a Bardet victory
>be a good guy and tell Aru and Goat Boy to end their attack
>get killed
There is no god is there?
>knowing that Froome will kill you during TT
>still work for him
wtf is Astana's problem?
>>77024568
Froome is the guy who should be least concerned about Bardet.
Based Barguil
>>77016927
>>77016927
>>77016927
Called it this morning lads.
>>77024774
Not so fast.
>>77024837
Nigga how
>>77024774
nope its uran
>>77024899
dammit Uran
wtf was the plan of Astana? just hand Froome 4 more seconds?
Congrats to Uran btw
>>77024979
Maybe leadout for Aru who decide he'd just hang back instead. Dunno. 4 seconds are seriously unlikely to matter.
Birdsong's pissing at the moment, so no word from him yet.
>>77016927
kin L
HOW
>>77023916
Literally same time. You were saying?
>>77025039
Froome gonna win it anyway, but i still don´t get it
any updates on demare?
>>77025178
Uran is last hope
>>77025178
What is it you don't get? They were 4 man trying to catch up to the 2 guys in front so they could try for a stage win.
In the end neither Aru or Fuglsang had the legs to do it, but trying is better than just getting off their bikes and going home because Froome is going to win as always.
>>77025178
Demare is having breakfast.
>>77025229
I think he was talking about the sprint itself which was kind of weird. At least I assume so because yeah, chasing down Bardet is a no-brainer.
>>77025267
ye the sprint was just Aru having nothing left and Fuglsang being too eager. Really a shame but still an entertaining finish.
>>77025178
Demare is about to start today's etappe
>>77025229
i would have tried to put Froome under Pressure and let him catch Bardet.
Or at least Aru should have sit up and let the others do the work.
>>77025267
Sprint was exciting, but didn´t expect Aru to accomplish anything and Fuglsang was just going way to early
>>77025298
did he at least catch the grupetto?
>>77025322
But Froome didn't need to catch Bardet, he is here to win the tour not just a stage.
>>77025356
but Bardet is still a threat in GC
>>77025400
Not by gaining 15 seconds.
>>77025322
Apparently Astana's DS was screaming at Fuglsang to go early for some reason. Not sure what he was hoping for.
>>77025400
Aru and arguably also Fuglsang are bigger threats in the GC.
Froome is too good to burn himself up to prevent Bardet from catching 10~20 seconds on him.
If anything was dumb it was the decision of making Fuglsang start the sprint early. That sprint was dead on arrival.