/hoc/

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Well I made this one. Someone pick one, for the love of god. I am adrift in a sea of memes.

>>76998152
>>76998152

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Debbies will make the ploffs this year desu

>>76998231
It'll be tight, but possible desu
Metro will be exciting to follow

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Which hocker has the best bantz?

>>76998131
Preds will win it all in 6 against the Canadiens screencap this

>>76998310
Savage

>>76998310
>kippers BTFO

>>76998327
That would imply the Canadiens making the playoffs, which won't happen

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>this shit exists

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>>76998368
>puck in the neutral zone
>shouts "You've got time!"
>he doesn't have time
>is stripped of the puck and gives up a goal
>mfw

>>76998368
me in the green

>>76998368
Read it several times now, still gives me a cringey shivering down my spine
It's disgustingly cringey

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>>76998368
>tfw no quirky reddit hockey gf

>>76998463
The poster is a dude too

back from my ban, what did I miss boys, any new offseason me me's?

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lamo

>>76998368
disgusting

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>>76998575
Once known for its memes, hoc is now a meme desert

fucking 35 above today, can you believe this? this is just unnatural to even live in, i wonder what kind of jobs there are in the northwest territories?

>>76998583
its funny because that was the height of virtanens nhl career

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Can math posting make a comeback?

>>76998463
They're both dudes.

>>76998503
>>76998786
how the fuck do you know that?

>>76998725
>Comfy 21 right now
lmao at you

>>76998816
AFAIK it was posted on reddit, and the poster said he was a guy.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>76998503
>>76998786
No proofs

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>>76998816
>>76998862
When it came out, the poster was refered to as a 'dude'; which made the last lines more.. interesting

>>76998862
>Things for Boyfriend to Yell at Me
>Watch the guy in front of the net
>Stay on him
>Don't let him get by you
Doesn't take rocket science to figure it out

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DEAL WITH IT

>>76999141
>he'll be blamed next year if the Pongs fail to threepeat

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>>76998131
>comfy offseason
>jannies deleting comments in these threads

>>76998310
kek fucking roasties, when will they learn

>>76998368
can't be real, too cringey

>>76998393
>puck in the neutral zone
>head down
>shouts "You've got time!"
>he doesn't have time
>gets ran over by porky 6'1 manchild

>>76998725
>>76998818
it's been 120 in Phoenix, shut the fuck up please

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>>76999141
>tom brady cucks your cup
fucking pittsburgh, kek

>>76999141
Honestly don't get the bare hands meme.

Some random people touch it and nobody REEs, others do and people go full blow autist.
Stupid shit mang

>>76999366
play along your miserable cunt

>>76999366
>>76999400
Similar thing that happened last year or the year prior.
Apparently you aren't supposed to take the Prince of Wales trophy or whatever the WCF and ECF trophies are.
Well Crosby did and not a word was said about it.
Like wtf

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hungreii for hockeii

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>>76999326
Must be uncomfortable with all the fat on you

>>76999141
>touching the Cup
Wow it's nothing, get back to me when he hoists it.

>>76998368
>getting a man to watch his gfs women's hockey team play
this guy must be so desperate

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>>77000000

>>77000151
I hope you autistically made enough of those to last until hockey starts again with the beam of light slowly inching forward.

>>76999522
I'd like to take his milfymom to poundtown

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Look at this cheeky cunts licence plate. It's an older plate too

Just a sad reminder there are more finns thinking about suicide than albertans. Wish it was the other way around to be desu.

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>>77000539
Please stop. Albertans are already out of work and near suicide

>>77000436
I'd be cool if someone could shoop Hassel to kessel

>>76999577

He's too busy hoisting your sister leafcuck

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>>77000797

>>77000436
guy typoed penguins though

>Heiskanen

Tell me, why he was picked 3rd? He's overrated as hell. He is a speedy skater and a good position player but his other attributes are shit. Even canucks drafted better finnish dman.

Biggest bust of this draft.

>>76998368
the average american "hockey fan" could probably use this

>>77001203
because dalASS needed a 2 way defenseman instead of the memes they have now, and the other top d men are off d.

>>77001203
because dallass is a complete joke of an organization

>>77001203
Not a bigger bust than Nolan Patrick who will literally never play an NHL game due to injuries

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>>77001266
>mfw he is a massive bust but ends up with more points than jesse shit-in-a-lake

>>77000436
good choice in car

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whoa, the jets are now the most elite canadian team now? who would have thought

>>77001287
nolan cucktrick will never even play an nhl game, he'll go back to junior and get injured again and give up playing hockey

i cant wait

>>77001331
Oilers
Sens
Flames
Leafs
Jets
Habs
Canucks

>>77001331
Only if Laine can stop himself from scoring on their own net

>>77001245
Lol Brännström will shit on HEISJAKANNNBUSTANEN from day 1

>>77001368
>not liking good old manitoba boys

>>77001383
literally who in the fuck is that
petterson best swede in the draft btw

>>77001245
>drafting for organizational needs instead of best player available

is there a single case where this worked?

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>>77001410
>Na hockey knowledge

Pettersson should have been #1 easily.

>Karlsson drafted #15
>Forsberg #11
>Lindholm #6
>Wennberg #14

And so on.

>BUT I KNOW ABOUT GOOD OL' CANADIAN KID PLAYING IN DISNEY ON ICE LEAGUE ONTARIO KID LEAGYUE COLLAGE KINDERGARDEN LURAGUE

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fuck you idiots
im switching to basketballing

see yall never

>>77001481
Seems to happen more often in drafts where there are no consensus tiers of players. If I was dallas I would have taken Makar, he has the highest ceiling of all the defensemen in this draft IMO. Plus Heiskanen wont be ready for at least 2-3 years, dalass might try to force him into the lineup but it would probably be a mistake
>>77001512
calm down laddie

>>77001571
>Heiskanen wont be ready for at least 2-3 years

exactly why you shoot for upside as you said/best player available.

e.g. the Rangers: in 2012 they had McDonagh, Staal and del Zotto on LHD. Staal wasn't a dumpster fire yet and people had high hopes for MDZ. Rangers then drafted Skjei who had an elite rookie season last year. this year they sorely needed RHDs and drafted 2 centers instead

>>77001568
Jerebko >>>> Eero's little brother

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>>77001634
>Ready to wait 2-3 years to see a finnshit mongol bust

LOL just pick Puljus brother or something and get that busting process over with at draft day

>>77001665
Pulju>alex nylander

>>77001699
both are busts but one was drafted really high for some reason.

>>77001727
>really high
it was only 4 picks sooner you turdmongler

also now that pulju has jokinen to guide him, he will score at least 30 goals

cap this post faggot

>>77001742
64 games 9+16
cap ut

>>77001757
you are SO DUMB LOL
go to the soccer thread, jurgen

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>>77001699
Reminder that you finnshits claimed that Rantanen would be a superstar while Nylander would never make the NHL just last year.

LOL

>>76998155
Absolutely accurate fuck prospect camps

>>77001020
>typoed penguins
It's not a typo read again finbro

>>77001781
He played one of the worst team in whole league. Give him a break.

>>77001929
>runtanen

>>77001929
>Karlsson plays on a good team

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name the player /hoc/

>>77002327
kukkonen jaakola hietanen ohtamaa

>>77001742

Jokinen - Drai - Pulju

Make it happen, I'd rather see Jokinen in top 6 than Lucic


Maroon -McDavid - Strome
Jokinen - Drai - Pulju
Lucic - RNH - Slepyshev
Cagiula - Letestu - Pakarinen

>>77002418
go oilers

t. oilers fan since 8.7.2017

>rags

The Flyers

>>77002987
im bandwagoning them because they have signed a lot of swedes

If this thread hits 500 posts by midnight tonight I will tattoo Brent Burns face on my body

>>77003563
it's already 20 minutes past midnight lad, unless you mean we have 23 hours and 39 minutes to bump this thread to 500 posts

>>77003583
central NA time not meme Scandi time

>>77002970
>rags

>>77003611
>central NA time
>unironically being from manitoba

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>>77001376
Just maybe

>>77001331
fuck off antropov

>>77003783
wrong, nigel dawes here

>>77003816
t. nabby

>>76999433
Its because when he doesn't touch it he loses the Cup and when he does touch it he wins the Cup. Very strange.
t. wongsfag who had to listen to pongsfags talk about it nonstop in 2009

>>77004105
>t. wongsfag who had to listen to pongsfags talk about it nonstop in 2009
kind of like having to listen to detoilet nigs delude themselves about muh streak and muh prospects

>>76999433
Penguins are 5-2 in the Stanley cup finals

All 5 wins they touched it. Both losses they didnt.

>>77004319
You have no idea, /hoc/ isn't nearly as bad as talking to other fans irl or going to Detroit media/blogs. The level of delusion since Lidstrom retired has somehow increased over time.

tfw you remember nolan patrick got cucked out of 1OA by the red cross

>>77004761
>overrated wheat eater going 1OA

lol. OHL > QMJHL > WHL. Anyone can look good against Hicks. See RNH for example.

>>77004964
>qmjhl
when high school hockey outperforms you, you know you're fucking garbage

Hockey is fucking gay lol

>>77005224
not as gay as me

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>global warming experts says that Vancouver will be as hot as LA currently is in the next few years

So how hot will LA be? Africa?

>>77005327
caliente

>>77005182
What are you talking about?

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>>77005388

I bet I can outskate all you little homos.

>>77005787
yeah but i bet you can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose like i can

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>>77005821

Listen just stop being a faggot. Now. I know you couldn't stop beating off to the Leafs losing last year (It must have been like "UHHH YEAH FEELS SO GOOD ON MY DICK TO SEE CANADA'S TEAM LOSE OHH YEAHHH KESSEL TAKE THAT CROSSCHECK UHHH OHH IM COMING EVERYWHERE FROM MY 1-INCH DICK!"), but that was a fluke, a mistake, a product of Bettman realizing that Canada's team was too fucking good and would beastmode over the entire league unless he intervened to give bad, shitty teams like the ones you probably root for a chance. It's not our fault. It never will be. Why? Because compared to the Leafs you're all fucking trash. We have the best O-Line, the best defense (Dion Phaneuf eats your pansy C for breakfast and shits him all over your chest, bet you like that cunt), the best offense weapons (dat Kessel and Kadri, but you're too much of a retard hater to recognize), best C, best owner, best everything AT everything. There is no reason for you not to lube up your anus and prepare for the Leafs to take an 11-1 voyage right up your colon, fag. We're almost perfect, you're garbage. Deal with it.

>>77006387
k

>>77004964
qmjhl is literally stat padding: the league
see drouin for example

>>76998155
desu is just a code word for im a faggot teenager
nushit

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>Vancouver

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>>77007048

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>>77007048
>>77007165

>>77007165
>>77007192
rude

>>77005428
based

junior cucks should kill themselves

>>77007371
>being an ncaa cuck
>not living with a billet family

>>77007506
hes worse
hes a high school league cage wearing duster
he probably tapes back to front

>>77003661
Do you have the webbum of the outdoor game that Laine singlehandedly lost for the Jets?

>>77007165
>lots of support

>>77007631
that game was 3-0, how did Laine singlehandedly lose it for them?

>>77006753
WHL is literally bust: the league

See Eberle

>>77004964
The only thing worth drafting out of the gaybec "major" junior hockey league are people not born in Quebec

>>77007753
whl=big centers and farm boy defensemen
ohl=generational talents and puck moving d
qmhjl=frog busts and ok goalies

>>77007766
And their still better than WHL scrubs

Who was the last WHL generational talent? Gordie Howe?

>>77007611
That's how you make a proper toe taping

>>77007784
>whl=bust centers and ahl defensemen

Fixed that for you

>>77007847
>And their still better than WHL scrubs
12 players from the q in the last draft

Ryan Johansen is better than every player drafted from the QMJHL this decade.

>>77007962
the Q is a steaming bag of shit and has been since crosby

>>77007908
Your point? Doesnt prove WHL isnt busts.

>>77007962
Who?

>>77007989
whl
Benn
Getzlaf
Price
Keith
Weber

qmjhl
Crosby
???
???
???
???

OHL > WHL > USHL > QMJHL

This is objectively true.

>>77008054
>bust
>choker
>glass choker
>2 okay dmen

>Crosby
>Bergeron
>Marchand
>Letang
>Vlasic
>Lackluster Allen in net

Wonder which line would win lol

>>77008186
pretty obvious the whl team would shit all over your team of crosby and mediocre talent
how many players were drafted from the q last year again?

>>77008217
>muh draft

Dunno why you keep bringing that up. How many WHL players were busts in the draft again?

West of Ontario has a lot more population than Quebec + Forest towns.

>>77008258
>West of Ontario has a lot more population than Quebec + Forest towns.
and this makes the q a shitty watered down league that hasn't produced a single relevant player since crosby. step it up, froggot

>>77008293
Who was the last relevent WHL player drafted? Price?

>>77008311
33 whl players were just drafted, how many from the q?
also your population argument is irrelevant, the population pool is roughly the same.

>>77008258
10.7M vs 11.5M. 11.6M if you count the drunk eskimos.

>>77007696
Turning the puck over by trying to showboat out of his own zone, which resulted in the second goal.

last year: 14 players from the qmjhl
seriously why do they suck so fucking bad bros? they should be producing double the draft picks

>>77008394
>x was just drafted

Stop moving the goal posts

Who was the last relevent name drafted from the WHL? I guess Ill give you Benn in 2007, even though he wasnt relevent until like 2015, but I cant even think of any non busts from the WHL this decade.

>>77008496
You're the one moving the goalposts, why can't the qmjhl produce more nhl players? Theyve been coasting since crosby

>>77008417
>10.7

8.215 + 942,926

Guess if you wanna count the drunk newfies who havent had a CHL team since 2008 but that still doesnt equal 10.7 lol

>>77008599
Why cant the WHL not produce busts?

>>77008602
but you're not even producing HALF the amount the other leagues are. Why is that?

>>77008654
I produce numbers, you call everyone a bust.
You've lost, fix your league pierre

>>77008681
>I produce numbers of people selected but dont play for 5 years

Lol. I guess if thats what you call an accomplishment.

>>77008699
>roughly the same population
>the q cant even produce half the amount as the other leagues
absolutely pathetic m8 get your shit together

>>77008731
>Arizona has more generational talent than all of West Canada

Must suck to settle for mediocrity. Have fun in your oil shantys. Im leaving.

>>77008782
not admitting there is something wrong with your league is half the problem, jean. i want to see canada do well but you free loading faggots arent helping

>>77008782
>gaybec has never had the player universally recognized as the GOAT

That's rather sad

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>>77008782
>Matthews
>generational talent

>>77008833
>quad dubs

Quebec btfo

>>77008833
Not the same anon,
I think you got that backwards. Gretzky is Ontario..before Gretzky, the GOAT was frogs, probably Richard, or maybe Orr. After Gretzky it was Lemeuix. Now its Crosby/McDavid. Western canada has never had the best player.

>>77008932
Howe was the GOAT before Gretzky. Anyone that isn't retarded knows this

>>77009005
>Howe

Oh lord, the wheats getting to you. Howe was a meme player lol
Even Crosby has a higher points per game lol

>>77009082
http://www.hockey-reference.com/leaders/points_adjusted_career.html
retard

>>77009082
>howe has 4 rings
>crosby has 3
rmyt

>>77009082
>4 Art Ross trophies
>6 Hart trophies
>5 goal scoring titles
>12 time First All-Star Team
>8 time Second All-Star Team
>one of only 2 players to score 800 goals
>first player to score 1000 points

He was the first true GOAT

>>77008782
>generational talent
>not even a point per game
Absopooply disbustin

>>77009082
lel is crosby even going to be alive at 50?

>>77009147
>there are people that unironically believe Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tij Junior Elvis Iginla wont be a first ballot hall of famer

>>77009425
more like hall of namer
;^))))

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>>77009425
>double checked
>thats his actual name

Wtf

do the >rags or >casps miss out next year?

help I can't find the highlights from last nights NHL games

>>77009668
>rags
lundshit is falling fast, and they just traded their best player and drafted a bust

>>77009720
*best center*

>>77009668
Both.

Pens
BJs
Canes

Leafs
Bruins
Sens

Sabres
Islels

Preds
Mild
Blose

Oilers
Ducks
Flim Flams

Jets
Dallas

>>77009868
This is actually the best timeline. Canadian teams littered in there, and sunbelt teams.

Tampa missing out again would be memeworthy. Then again, you probably forgot Stamkos existed like everyone else did. I don't see them failing with Stammer

>>77009969

>Stammer
>alive

>>77009969
>stamklot
>ever playing a full season again

>>77004371
Pens are 5-1 in Cup finals.

I want to be a fan of an NHL team

Looked for team that is very loser.

Team with no future.

Team that has never won the stanley cup

Team that has very few fans

Team when playing at home, there are more fans of the visiting team in the stadium.

And a team that is in a city,
province or state where soccer and MLS (Major League Soccer) are a lot more popular than NFL and football

>>77011538
>4 olympic medals

>>77011555
he ice hockey is for losers and womens

>>77011645
Why don't you swim over here and say that to my face you nonathletic spic

>>77011645
>>77011538

why do you keep doing this?

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>tfw no hockey central at noon to listen to
>>77008731
>>77008782
that talent that was inspired from watching the Coyotes, so it's all thanks to Bettman's expansion plan. 31 teams means 32 to even it out.

What's wrong with Jesse Puljujarvi?

>>77012257
Dropped out of school at 16

>>77007048
explain this post and the green arrow text

>>77012257
>drops out dedicates life to hokkei
>career AHLer
lmao

NHL needs contraction. not expansion.
fuck Vegas expansion draft breaking up good teams taking Methot. Fleury deserves to go somewhere more competitive like Calgary. He would be an upgrade over Mike Smith.

>>77012704
what do you expect of edmongolia tards who don't even have their grade 9s?

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200
for
NATS

>>77012257
Edmonton oilers

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>>76998368
Disgusting

>>77005428
What the fuck is going on with Quebec hockey? Don't get me wrong, i'm glad American hockey is doing well but why has Quebec fallen like this?

>>77014276
They put all their eggs in one basket (Lemiux, Crosby) then don't give a fuck for 20 years.

>>77011538
San Jose?

>>77014307

Wasn't there some statistic that some Quebec league teams drew larger crowds than the Canes?

>>77014743
>Consider this: The Remparts, who play in the QMJHL, attracted an average of 13,835 fans per game last season. That bested the Carolina Hurricanes, Arizona Coyotes and New York Islanders.

If there are any Australians itt can you please redpill me on Australian ice hockey league?

>>77014620
Fuck you

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ctl f kings

nothing found.

are we gonna be shit this year too

>>77014969
Ever since 2012 I've always believed in the kings. I don't care what anyone else says. One of the best teams of the decade.

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Is this the exact moment the league died?

>>77014969
Post face when you get dethroned by the knight of golden armor

>>77015236
>Eichel in Arizona
>McDavid in Buffalo

Honestly that would be way more exciting than what actually happened. And best of all Oilels would still be trash.

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>>76998757
Can't believe me eyes!

I love the janitors. They saved this board.

They purged all the retarded shitposters who can barely do damage anymore.

This is now the best, most on-topic board on 4chan. God bless the mods.

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>>77015365

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Anyone up for spinors?

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summer hoc blows

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

>>77015380
are those lissajous figures?

I'm baked as fuck /hoc/.

What should I watch friends.

>>77016632
xra

>>77016632
Go to /cric/ and watch test cricket

>>77016657

What the fuck is test cricket

>>77016657
>>77016657
why is it called test cricket?
are the players high-test?

It's like test hockey except they're playing cricket

>>77016671
Test is usually used to describe an international match. In cricket it refers to the 5 day format of the game.

>>76985413
>>76985413

>>77016684
>5 days
jesus fucking christ

>>77015236

Oilers deserved it,

We didn't just throw in the towel and lose on purpose just to try and better our chance at mcdavid

>beat kangz and eliminated them from playoffs
>beat sharks and Eliminated them

with a team that couldn't even beat most AHL teams.

>>77016632
Friends season 3

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>>77015365
>They purged all the retarded shitposters who can barely do damage anymore.

but there's still some canadian posts here and there

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>Jagr is unironically not signed yet

Hello where are the memes?

>>77021676

They got rid of all the manhug faggots though and banned all the clip art posters and autistics.

/hoc/ is slowly going back to being more like old /hoc/ which is nice.

>>77022703
they are waiting until he completely loses signs mind and signs for league minimum

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Is he Cell key material?

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Redditmonton pantsoilers

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Dubs and don cherry dies today

Just took a massive alberta. It was great. Hows everyone elses day?

>>77023758
Don is immortal desu

>>77024290
hell be fine

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>gray at 31
J U S T
congrats to this clown tho

>>77008873
So a 19 year old who scored 40 goals in his rookie year isn't shaping up to be a generational talent?
At the very least he'll be on the same tier as guys like Hawerchuk but even then he accomplished almost the same feat as Lemiuex did in the modern NHL where goalies have been given huge advantages to reduce GAA.

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>I rate McGaykid

h-hokkei?

>>77016856
>Oilers deserved it

Coming from a long time fan, no they didn't. After a decade of the shit they pulled, they deserved to be kicked in the ass and the entire management purged. But then McD comes along and saves the day, keeping a bunch of retards in management positions.

Buffalo deserved McDavid more than anyone, and the fact they didn't get him is evidence enough that the draft isn't rigged.

>>77026960
me on the left

>>77027049
Matthews should've gotten the eligbility for the 2015 draft and went to Arizona as saviour
imagine Edmonton ending up with Strome and Pulju in consecutive drafts lelmao

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Give me your tears and assrage, faggots. It sustains me on these hot summer days.

>>77027049
tbf didn't they replace those bumbling retards in FO with more big-name bumbling retards
didn't make a difference did it

>>77027617
>2015/16 - finish 29th
>2016/17 - one missed call away from the WCF
Yeah, made no difference at all.

They hate us cuz they ain't us
Oilers.Png

>>77027565
Mcdavid is a faggot. Can't wait til he breaks his glass bones again

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>>77027914
More... Mooooore...

My ex-friend just told me that he's Jehovah witness haha lmao

>>77027739
>2017/18 - offer mcmeme max deal and put your team in cap hell
maybe not now, but definitely later

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>>77028080
OUTTA MY WAY, FAGGOTY FUCKING SHITS

>less hockey news every day

I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS

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>>77028175
We do this every summer, lad. It's suffering, but it makes the season opener that much sweeter.

>mfw >my team was actually relevant into May this year and I didn't have to watch games just to see how badly they'd lose

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check em

>>77016632
i got really high and watched anime all week as a staycation.

was pretty great.

>>77028798
Nice Puljus

>>77028987
thanks

KNIGHTS
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>hockey is cancelled this summer

hahahaha

>>77027739
>>2016/17 - one missed call away from the WCF
Give me your tears and assrage, faggots. It sustains me on these hot summer days.

>27 hour thread
>270 replies
is /hoc/ even going to be a thread anymore during the impending lockout

>>77029720
lockouts are memefest of their own. God i hope we don't have a lock out though.

but what do you expect, its a summer sunday. what news is there.

>>77029794
>mcsecondary signs a massive contract that is almost all signing bonus
>owners will still have to pay that if there is a lockout
>this issue leads to a lockout

I hope every square inch of alberta gets covered in oil. And some dumb faggot with a 2nd grade education lights a dart and the whole province goes up in flames. Then after whatever retarded albertans were vacationing in Idaho come back the who place is polluted to shittier than it already is.

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Who are the offseason winners/losers?

I personally say Dallas and the Canes made some solid moves

Florida is just utterly fucked and I'm both sad and excited to see that plane crashing

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>>77029864
But that already happened

>>77029926
Quebec City when?

>>77029926
Arizona is also a winner imo. Adding raanta, Stephan, and hjarmalsson

>>77029926
Florida really isnt that fucked
Haapala > Marchessault
Repo > Reilly smith
my poopy underpants > jussi jokinen + jagr

>>77029992
is misspelling Stepan a meme here too?

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>>77029992
sure they somewhat did quite well but it's AZ and i have a feeling they manage to somehow fuck this up too

>>77029992
Any piece in the world makes those bottom feeders better. None of those pieces, even combined, make them any bigger of a blip on the map.

>>77030009
No just autocorrect. Where is it a meme? Divegrass forums?

T. Mobile poster

>>77030181
the rangers sbnation site
it's pretty good for rangers exclusive shitposting

Just talked to my cousin. He recently was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. This our conversation
>me Hey Will I heard about your diagnosis, that sucks penisdick. How are you feeling?
>him well the doctor said over the next 3 or 4 months I'll lose motor skills, memory, and eventually basic functions like breathing or not shitting myself. I asked about assisted suicide but my wife is against it. So I have that to look forward to.
>me fuck man that sounds terrible. You want to go fishing or camping before you can't anymore?
>him ya we should. I may be dying but at least I'm not Albertan.

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>no more hockey for 90 days

>>77030260

That sucks.

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>when you can't look away from your favorite team's slow decline past mediocrity into a pitiful tire fire (because there aren't very many tires in Detroit left to burn anyway), so you try some melange hoping to perceive a possible future in which they return to form and even win the Cup, only to discover that no such possibility exists, the Kwisatz Haderach is a lie, and some fat motherfucker posting stale memes on /trib/ and other generals completely unrelated to /hoc/ is going to kill your dad, your best friend, and your wife, possess your sister, and cheer as his team wins three championships in a row as a result of him buying off the Imperial Throne and beating the shit out of other noble Houses, and at this point he doesn't even remember the rivalry you once had because you have been so completely destroyed, and also he fucked your grandmother

>>77030379
what does melange mean

>>77030302
Go find a hobby or something you fucking stale turd
Actually embarassed for you

>>77030469
melange is "a mix" in french
t. je me souviens

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>you're going to summer hockey games right anon?

>>77030826
There's A LOT of Minnesotans on these teams.
What is this league?

>>77030826
please tell me these are somehow televised
who /tradition/ here

>>77030855
minnesota summer league, it's 4v4 unless it changed
>>77030880
don't think so

>>77031278
pleebs

Rye is a superior grain to barley, you literally cannot dispute this

>>77031325
WHEAT
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>>77031408

K A N G Z
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>>76998231
who's that little handsome devil?

>>77030880
RBC would be >my team.

>>76998310
if that's his girlfriend, they have a pretty great relationship.

>>76998503
this, I don't know how I know it, but I do

>>77031489
Shut the fuck up

>>77030469
it's a substance which remains to be discovered in about 10.000 years in a planet called Arakis. It works as a psychoactive drug but also fuel.

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>>77030260
well played

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penis but with a b instead of p
:smiley-face:

>>77031759
you're doing it wrong

>>77031759
Stop appropriating my culture

t. vacationing finn

>>77031759
Stop appropiating our DB Regios
t. not even from Augsburg

>>77031938
bullshit

>>77031938
I also vacationed in Canada a few days ago

third world infrastructure tbqh

Just got off the phone with buttman. He is planning on a bounceback for the coyotes and for the the golden knights to make the playoffs their first year. I asked him any thoughts on the east and he envisions a columbus and new york ECF. He plans to give sid some time off.

>>77031600
I'm 50 pages into Dune right now

>>77032369
are you state champion?

The movie stuck with me from my video club browsing days. One day I decided to watch it. I was and still am a firm believer that a soundtrack can make a movie.
I started reading the book when I found it at a place I used to visit, but then I stopped going and never got the book. I probably reached 50 pages tops.
The game for the Genesis was dope too and had an equally good soundtrack.

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>his team doesn't have the most electrifying player in the world
Lmao, why even watch?

>>77032430
Yes.
The book is pretty dank but I have a tough time sorting myself out and setting aside 45 minutes a day to read.

>>77032437
>25th place in goals behind players like fucking Jonathan Marchessault and Patrick Eaves
>electrifying
What did the NHL Network and website writers mean by this?

>>77032457
if the book's worth it, you'll make time for it. It will draw you. I read Carrie in 3 days. I fought hard against going to sleep.