/heem/: tecia torres edition

>>76985255
>not gaethje edition
end your life you idiot

>WMMA
wgaf

night boys xox

how do we meme Gethje vs Nate/Ferguson into existence?

Tecia Torres repping South Florida

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absolutely would

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>>76985281
cry more faggot

Gaethje is getting heemed by Barboza in his next fight

>"i'm gonna get knocked out eventually in the UFC"

justin a MAD LADD

Gaethje has been my boy since strikeforce

>>76985289
what does he mean by this

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Nunes vs Shevchenko
Romero vs Whittaker
Werdum vs Overeem
Pettis vs Miller
Omielanczuk vs Blaydes

It was okay. Just seemed really good because we haven't had a decent fight in some time. This wouldn't break top 5 of last year's.

GAETHJE VS. LOSER OF KHABIB FERGUSON

GAETHJE VS. LOSER OF KHABIB FERGUSON

GAETJHE VS. LOSER OF KHABIB FERGUSON

>>76985298
Barboza is chinny as fuck you complete moron, thanks for ruining another thread with your faggotry, no wonder everyone hates you. WMMA is shit and so is your life.

>>76985296
nah she's too unattractive doesn't get marketed

That was a good fight but foty? No.

When you let the hype die down it was just MJ getting sucked into another mans gameplan. Not insanely technical or impressive. But fun

Webm of Gaethje fight?

>>76985312
Lmao do you actually think that fight will happen?

>>76985315
t. Beneil Dariush

>>76985306
It was really good, but at the same time people calling it one of the best ever doesn't make much sense to me.

>>76985315
To be fair Torres got her first finish, but I don't know why you wouldn't like Gaethje.

>DC gonna bleach jon boner jones
>Whittaker gonna bleach poomero
>Maia gonna bleach poodley
>Volkan gonna bleach poonuwa

Why do blacks even bother?

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>>76985305
Omielanczuk
Miller
Werdum
Whittaker
Shevchenko

someone is going to die attempting a cage backflip

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>>76985305
>Nunes
>Romero
>Overknee
>Pettis
>Beyblade blayde

>>76985317
felice would be the best pussy you ever got in 100% my man

>>76985323
Shut up queer

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>>76985286
:^)

>>76985335
cause he's a muslim faggot khabib casual, he unironically deserves to die.

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>>76985323
Give me the top 3 FOTY candidates right now

>>76985323
Agreed. Gustafson-Texeira was better imo. Even at 155, lando teymur was spicier.

>>76985341
Jokes on you, I'm a footfag and her feet are crusty af.

Why is that Goober homo ducking Gaethje?

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>>76985305
Shevchenko
Whittaker
Werdum
Miller
Blaydes

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i tried to fit the whole ending sequence into a webm. looks like shit!

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>>76985305
Nunes
Yoelito
Reem
Miller
Omielanczuk

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>>76985335
I like Gaethje, but I want to mess with people who are hyped up about him after he was just recently in a spicy fight
Also I'm a bit buttmad because I picked Johnson

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>>76985323
name a better fight

you have 5 minutes

>MJ talking on promo how he cant quit again
>quits in more embarrassing fashion stumbling all over the cage and barely being able to stand

>>76985341
t. dicklet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us_WLzOiMsg

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>>76985305
Shevchenko
Whittaker
Overeem
Miller
Blaydes

>>76985362
Think about how crazy Conor vs Gaethje would be, just think about it.

>>76985357
thats the best image ever posted in the historry of heem

>>76985345
Leave him alone

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>>76985305
Bullet
Romero
Overeem
Pettis
Blaydes

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>>76985305
Shevchenko
Whittaker
Werdum
Miller
Blaydes

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>AAHHH HELP ME

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>>76985360

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>>76985353
check mma-core.com in a few hours

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>>76985305
Nunes
Romero
Werdum
Pettis
Blaydes

>>76985371
first time i've seen it in mma, if you dont get up from the canvas do you forfeit?

cos that cunt didn't want to get up

>>76985375
It wouldn't be crazy at all, it would be the Eddie fight all over again. Probably wouldn't last 2 rounds.

>>76985375
gathje should try to fight whoever asap, keep talking shit and try to cuck khabib out of a conor fight

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>>76985358
>Gustafson-Texeira
>better than the main event tonight

Lmao Gus fags are delusional.

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>>76985305
Val
Yoel
Werdum
Pettis
Blaydes

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>>76985305
Nunes
Yoel
Reem
Pettis
Blaydes

FIGHT OF THE YEAR

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Reminder that Khabib would fucking murder Gaethje

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>>76985305
NUNES
WHITTAKER
WERDUM
PETTIS
BLAYDES

Alright fight talk time

Can anyone explain to me why Johnson was wrestling. He rocked Gaethje twice, and immediately shot for a takedown. I genuinely don't understand it, to the point I want it explained.

Anyone? What was he doing?

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Highlights of the night
>Joe B and fili are gay
>cody is gay and his wife is an alien
>JT money is gonna mess up and be fuckin out again
>MJ got lit up and quit and his landwhale feinted in the crowd
>Grisham deserves to be crucified

>>76985312
thats stupid as shit, if gaethje loses he'll be lumped in the same category as marlon. Lee vs Gaethje is the fight to make

>>76985374
Cody's girl is going to cuck him isn't she? You can see it in her eyes.

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>>76985366
doesn't matter, sav'd

>>76985332
Not him but if Jones/Cormier 2 can happen I see not much reason why Khabib/Ferguson finally can't.

>>76985390
it's not really black and white since pulling guard is an allowed strategy

if the opponent is giving you room to stand up you're expected to stand up asap, but gotta be pretty egregious for ref to call teh fight on it

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>>76985338
soon

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>>76985305
Shevchenko
Romero
Overeem
Pettis
Blaydes

>>76985403
Shut.up.queer

>>76985366
Might as well have been a submission loss cause he gave up like 1 minute before getting heem'd

>>76985401
has khabib even dropped a round in the ufc?

>>76985409
Because Kebab is a can crusher with 1 quality win in almost half a decade.

Ferguson should be fighting for the belt or not at all.

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>>76985305
Valetina
Yoel
Overeem
Pettis
Curtis

>>76985401
irrelevant because khabib has a problem showing up

>>76985403
Well, when you're getting the ever living fuck rocked out of you, you try to avoid striking and go for the grappling.

>>76985345
Is that a maple leaf?
>>76985357
>>76985369
You'll have your own opinions and you are not going to agree with mine so why bother? But to say that is foty is an insult to a lot of fighters

>>76985375
>State of casuals
Stop

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>>76985305
Nunes
Whittaker
Overeem
Pettis
Blaydes

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>>76985305
>Nunes
>Romero
>Werdum
>Miller
>Blaydes

>>76985401
is that guy a fighter? he never shows up to fights i thought he was just a promoter

>>76985396
Two bigger men going 5 rounds with much better technical fighting without sacrificing spice?

Yeah, it was better than this. This was just two gassed manlets wailing on each other without even a proper TKO.

>>76985403
He was gassed and tried to stall for time. Same shit mcgregor did vs Diaz in their first fight.

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what you kids fapping to tonight

>>76985409
They've tried it three times going back to like 2015. It's time to move on and quit clogging up the division, it's bad enough that Conor is out dicking around with Floyd without the top two contenders sitting on their asses

>>76985410
Refusal to get up from buttscoot is how Matt Serra's brother lost a fight.

If you just lay there and refuse to engage you get DQ for being a timid faggot.

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>>76985305
Noonyez
Whittaker
Reem
Miller
Olmancuz

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GOOBY IS WATCHING

>>76985403
he was getting clipped when he sat in the pocket and tried to bang for a finish, he got clipped a couple times and one was a knee and he decided not to risk it

Gauthje has power when he's rocked and MJ didn't want to get KO'd, so he went for the grappling. I think. lol

>>76985418
literally looks like he's goosestepping over to MJ

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>>76985372
>ywn dick her down after a big win

>>76985360
>implying

is Blaydes loses tomorrow it's gonna be the biggest goofing of all time

>>76985429
>can't even name 1

You can leave now.

>>76985445
Advanced analysis desu

>>76985436
>technical fighting

It was 25 minutes of people waiting for Gus to stop playing with his food, there were no ups and downs and there was no spice.

>>76985422
Yer Ferguson definitely should be fighting for the title by now but he's a cuck and doesn't speak out for himself.

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>>76985429
>still no answer
if it's not FOTY then what is?

>>76985449
and that is how you accidentally kill someone on hard surfaces

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>>76985305
Nunes
Whittaker
Overeem
Pettis
Omielanczuk

>>76985368
Oh, I didn't take you for a baiter in that sense

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>>76985419
No.

>>76985366

he fucked that douchebag up. I wonder if he learned his lesson about talking shit?

>>76985445
THATS THE SEED MOTHERF*CKERS

>>76985440

I just finished my post-workout fap after getting home just in time to watch the main event, but perhaps later I'll fap again to some Felice Herrig lewds.

>>76985458
He's making a dig at boxing.

>>76985403
should have struck at distance idk. the clinch was too dangerous for him

>>76985428
>>76985439
>>76985446
I guess so. Didn't he rock Gaethje early though? And he still shot, unless he was rocked by that point too

>>76985462
We have half a year's worth of fights left to find out, let's not get hasty because of one slugfest on a bad card

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>>76985445
>Two fighters, fighting.
What did he mean by this?

>>76985460
Well God's gift to fighting is busy playing mitten jab with 40 year old retirees, not much you can do when the champion in your division is Conor "I've never defended a single belt I've ever won" McGregor.

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>>76985305
The Lioness
Ynuevo
REEM
Punished Pettis
Blayes

>>76985452
for me i've been watching mma too long that all fights merge into 1 year

>>76985419
>>76985471

I thought he did vs that huge motherfucker, the brazilian guy that looks massive and someone makes 155

tons of wins, almost the most

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>>76985471
dont remind me ;_;

>>76985445
It's cute that gooby is usually supportive of the top 155ers when they fight. The tweet after eddie and dustin's fight was heartwarming tbqf

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>>76985470
I don't do it very much, but I do enjoy it in moderation
It gets grating when it's constant and comprises the majority of posts in a general nearly every day, though

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>>76985462

Honestly I'd say if Eddie v.s. Poirier didn't end the way it did, it would arguably be FOTY contender over this.

everyone saying this isnt a foty candidate, name a better one that has happened this year

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>>76985305
Nunes
Whittaker
Werdum
Miller
Blaydes

Will medicine evolve to the point where we can sustain someone like gaethje's chin. Gonna be real sad to see a guy like that go the Diego Sanchez route.

>>76985493
>usually supportive of the top 155ers
That's because he's never going to fight them lmao

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>>76985481
you do realize they start saying FOTY in January? Right? Or is this your first year watching mma?

>>76985357
>>76985369
not him but that HW fight, Culter and sherman was better

>>76985479
he rocked Goathje a bunch of times, but he was getting clipped when going for the finish

that happened enough times that MJ was actually kind of hurt I think, he very clearly had a different reaction to nailing Goathje once he had been tagged
I think Justin has a lot of power


JUSTIN ON THE PANEL

>>76985510
>they
Listening to "them" was your first mistake

>>76985501
anyone that doesnt think it was FOTY is just memeing themselves

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For anyone who wants to make something funny

post fight interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEmdhtmBB2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEmdhtmBB2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEmdhtmBB2I

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>>76985511
no, this kid has way more hype behind him and this fight was objectively better

>>76985523
>watching this pretentious turbo virgin in his hotel room

>>76985444
bitch, what that smell like

>>76985436
Gus beat the crap out of Tax for most of 25 minutes.

That's it.

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*blocks your path*

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>>76985518
is it hard work being this stupid?

>>76985323
Whatever, it's more interesting for the division to have an undefeated prospect win his UFC debut than having a weak-willed gatekeeper get a win.
>>76985336
If Maia doesn't walk into a right hand, he should be fine. He did well against Masvidal and Condit, both of whom are better strikers than Woodley.

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>>76985501
Teymur vs Vanatta

155 now has two of the craziest fighters in MMA. Tony Ferguson and Justin Gaethje.

>>76985531
NIGGA YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP IF YOU KNOW WUSS GOOD FO YA

Nigga dozed off real quick

>>76985527
that HW fight was better though

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heeminder that USA was untouched tonight

>>76985519
It wouldn't break top 5 of last year. This year just sucks in general, so it seems better than it is.

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>>76985521

>>76985540
This you? Looking good mate.

>>76985460
When you got guys like gaejthe having the fight of the night with everyone sucking him off afterward, he has the opportunity to propel himself and he comes up with "whoever can matchup with me" there is no wonder why some ufc fighters get paid like shit and feel like they don't get the opportunities they "deserve".

>>76985546
That fight had half the momentum swings and didnt en in a spectacular finish. Try again kiddo.

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>>76985540
>tfw 6'-4" and literally step over him

>>76985554
cannonier is israeli

>>76985542
I'm not the one calling FOTY in July pham

>>76985501
ez, silva vs brunson

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heeminder that no one of heem knows wtf theyre talking about

>>76985548
Yer Gaethje is a beast. I'd love to see him fight McGregor but what's probably going to happen is that Khabib will win against Ferguson and then McGregor will embarass him in Russia then retire.

Gaethje gets a 1.5x stab multiplier when his hp goes below 25% desu.

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>>76985552
nope

>>76985337
how do i make my body look like a trash bag full of chicken nuggets like this, you guys?

We've had a good amount of great fights this year, it's just the overall stormcloud of UFC sinking brings everything down a touch.

Lee vs Gaethje is the fight to make

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>do you feel like he's overrated
god jewani is going all out for those headlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-oyoQRpbv4

>>76985572
based Klose. /heem/ btfo yet again

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>>76985305
Shevchenko
Yoel
Werdum
Pettis
Blaydes

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>>76985569
your newfag is showing

>>76985374
cody seems like he tries really hard not to look gay. slightly activates my almonds

>>76985590
I hate that slimy jerk so much. I hope he gets what's coming... cause what comes around is all around.

>>76985582
He also has that broken buff where he regains hp for every two strikes he lands

>>76985563
My thoughts exactly. And then they bitch about how ariel is a pot stirrer. Nigga if you were interesting and asserted yourself outside the octagon and maybe let your personality shine you'd get paid more. Any fighter that bitches about ariel has no room to complain about pay or lack of promotion.

>>76985531
BITCH YOU AINT NO NERD? I COULDA SWORN YOU WERE

>>76985596
he's just one of those guys that really really tries to look as good as he can

like how chicks worry about having pictures taken of them and shit, he's like that

>>76985298
>Getting heemed by Barboza
Barboza was getting clipped by Dariush.
Let's not forget Barboza got dropped by a FUCKING JAB from Cerrone. Gaethje would fuck Barboza nine ways from Sunday.
Go ahead and screencap you faggot. I'll be waiting.

>>76985594
kek ok buddy

>>76985598
Honestly Ariel is one of the the few Jews that I thought were good but in turns out that the inner Jew always eventually comes out.

Gaychee says he wants ferguson next

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>>76985607
I am not now, nor will I ever be, your buddy

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>>76985305

>VALENTINA
>KIWI WHITTAKER
>GO HORSE
>"Not Mayhem" Miller
>The Polish Bear

>>76985589
>Lee
I really want someone to knock that 1-dimensional fuck out.

>>76985305
What's the purpose of Nunes in the corner?

>>76985560
This year could finish strong. 214 is stacked, Khabib/Tony might finally happen in October, Holloway/Frankie could happen which would be a banger, could even see some spice coming from Bellator in a Rory fight

But thus far 2017 is shit compared to 2016

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>>76985305
Nunes
Romero
Overeem
Miller
Blaydes

boys I lost fifteen hundy, my bets got BTFO so hard

who do I bet on tomorrow to make it back?

>>76985504
that's an excellent picture

>>76985613
could Gaethje/Ferguson be the final spice?

the co main and main event made that a super sick card in hindsight

great redemption story for JT Money i almost forgot about

>>76985598
>>76985590
when did he say it?

>>76985504
oh man i lol'd hard at this

>>76985616
>he's still trying to (You) me
Take your L and leave while you still have some dignity left man

>>76985630
all in on yoel romero

Honestly not many fighters these days are able to come into the UFC beating a top ranked opponent in their debut

MJ is no slouch, his hands are actually really good and his chin is generally solid. Ridiculous hand speed as well, I kind of think he's a bit underrated even though he's on a 2 fight skid

>>76985631
>>76985643

thank you lads for pointing that out jesus that's good

>>76985635
tony refuses to give up on tiramisu boy, he will literally waste his entire career waiting on that fat fuck

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>>76985305
Shevchenko
Whittaker
The Reem
Jimbo
Blaydes

>>76985452
>>76985462
Max vs Aldo
Alexander vs Glover
Jason Knight vs Skelly
David Teymur vs Lando

All better than that

>fights as good if not better
Korean zombie vs menace
Cub vs Lobov
Eddie vs Dustin
Anthony Smith vs Andrew Sanchez
Tim vs Smolka
Robert vs Whittaker
Elkins vs Mirsad
Li Jingliang vs Bobby Nash
Jorge vs Donald

I swear you casuals are so quick to get hyped by some swanging and banging and promos it's annoying

Ofc you're not going to have an intelligent reply so you're just going to put
>haha those where shit kys kek
Like I said you would

wow

when a black fighter wins = haha white bois btfo blacked ooo ooo ooo aaa aaa aaa

when a white figher wins = wow great fight good job!

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>>76985635
This legit might be the greatest fight ever to happen. Ferguson has 6 of the night bonuses in his last five fights. Gaethje has wars every fight without fail.

>>76985635
if ferguson beat gaejthe it would look like he beat a no name in hindsight

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>>76985630
parlay the 3 underdogs

>>76985646
christ dude that seems so risky

>>76985521
>So I told Justin to fall off the Octagon and he actually did it the absolute madman!

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>>76985504
The majority of /heem/ posters are casuals who have been watching MMA for less than a year

>>76985655
>Robert vs whittaker
Lmao idiot

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>>76985645
you seem frustrated

>>76985649
>waste his entire career
He Is At The Apex Of His Career Right Now Boy. Just You Sit Tight And Wait. He Needs A Title Shot Already!

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>>76985328
Ask and you shall receive

>>76985649
Unless Khabib leaves 155, it's a fight that has to be made

>>76985626
idk, when i first started doing picks the previous guy would put a picture of one of the fighters in the corner so i pick my favorite meme fighter on the card and put them there now. its funny when it gets goofed like tonight too

>>76985662
the three?

Yoel, Nunes, and Werdum?

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>>76985305
AMANDA LEOA
THE R E A P E R
the Reem
Pettis
Blaydes

>>76985681
no u

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Heem, I wanna share my thoughts with you.

Imagine for a second, if everyone who watched the superbowl this year was made to watch that fight. How many new MMA fans would be born? Tens of thousands? Hundreds of thousands? Millions?

These are the fights that inspire a new generation of fans.

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>>76985674
fuck erick silva

>>76985677
LMAO TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>76985600
A lot of these fighters are Golden state/ Cleveland bench players complaining about how nike wont give them a shoe deal. The lack of self awareness is amazing to me because there are a good amount that can make it to that level.

>>76985655
>maybe
>two scrubs in a division where only two guys matter
>low level shit
>low level shit

literally no other fight has had the same degree of JUST BLEED while also involving two high level contenders

stop trying to be contrarian faglord

Yoel has to win!

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>>76985674
>doesn't recognize that pic
welcome

>>76985684

Best part about this webm is Johnson's mother in the background literally fainting as she watches, helpless, her son getting HEEMED and BLEACHED.

>>76985686
man you really go all out on that shit now eh

Fuck that muslim fuck Khabib. He shouldn't be allowed to fight a Top 5 fighter until he proves himself. He's unreliable and thinks the UFC owes him something despite the fact that he is a one-dimensional meme with a padded record.

I can't wait to see him get knocked out. Feed him Lee or Gaethje and both these guys would wreck him. Ferguson should fight someone else, either Nate or let him wait for Conor. He deserves better than dealing with that Muslim dog again.

Fuck Khabib and anyone who likes him.

>>76985508
lmao fax

>>76985684
His mom fell forward and feinted. Hit the fucking deck!

>>76985655
QUEER

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>>76985692
sssh just dreams now

>>76985702
Thought as much

>>76985715
>>76985708

no fucking way is that really his mom

>>76985655
I'm half with you senpai, need to rewatch the fight first though just to be sure. I thought the fight was great and it hyped me up, which isn't a small feat at 5am but people seem to be overstating it.

I don't know if I'd say those fights were really better though

maybe pettis gets a throwback heem tomorrow and they match him up with gay tree

is the canadian stat guy here? wanna know if i should sleep or do the stat breakdown graphic

>>76985693
I like the way you think, Bas.

>that first ever fox card that lasted less than 60 seconds
lol

>>76985717
Getting the last post in clearly means a lot to you. That's a female trait, you know

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>>76985711
lol you mad.

>>76985711
Khabib will smash all of them if he ever fights them. :^)

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>we will never see Gaethje beating up Fraud Grisham

who else fights like Gaethje with that type of commitment to leg kicks?

HEEMINDER
Aspen Ladd would have saved this card's prelims but she is a cunt and should be cut

>>76985655
>taking that long to look up all those unmemorable fights that were "better" than this one
lol k

>>76985655
>>76985726

Dudes so many of those fights are NOT as spicy as this one, not even fucking close, this was one of the spicest jams ever boys

Goathje was rocked like 15 times. He stumbled around for an entire round, and he came back to win in spectacular fashion, he fucking fell off the cage immediately after because he was still rocked

I do not understand how you don't see it in that fight we all just watched

that was fucking wild, boys

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>>76985440

>>76985745
Who is Jose Aldo?

>>76985655
This.

The fight was great, but not amazing.

>>76985748
>>76985749
kek i stopped reading as soon as i saw Max Aldo

had bigger legacy implications but not even a quarter as spicy as this one. too one sided

>>76985721
it's got to be a relative

Personally I would like to see geathje against Alvarez.

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>>76985732
thanks broski. Have a heem

>>76985756

Explain why it wasn't amazing. What was bad about it?

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>>76985445
>McGregor vs. Gaethje
THE SEED HAS BEEN FUCKIN' PLANTED, YOU COCKSUCKAS

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>>76985751
you /ducote/? she posts bunda on facebook?

>>76985762
ummm no sweetie

>>76985754
Answer: a guy who hasnt used leg kicks meaningfully in years

and even in his prime was using them very differently

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>>76985734
>implying you know anything about females

>>76985684
Holy shit she dropped like cement

>>76985771
Jose Aldo injured his leg. That's why he doesn't throw them anymore.

>>76985748
Thought as much

>>76985765
>What was bad about it?

Nothing. It just was not amazing. It could have been better if Michael didn't give up when he did. He just gassed. If it was a better fighter in his position, the fight could have been much better.

>>76985745
Barboza?

>>76985786
aldo is a cuck that made a career beating 135 sized wrestlers

>>76985774
You're the one with a hard drive full of epin /heem/ reactions. I think you need to take a step back and reevaluate your life here

>>76985419

Yes, he dropped two against Tibau

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>>76985684
>>76985708
>>76985721
>>76985776
best disappearing act since webm related

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>>76985786
Nah, it's what the other guy said. He got so used to fighting wrasslers he can't throw them well any more without getting worked for it.

>>76985762
Gaethje vs Lee is the fight that makes sense, MJ chin was depleted, he shouldnt be in the top 10 when Lee has fought 10+ fights in the UFC

>>76985749
>I do not understand how you don't see it in that fight we all just watched
I'm trying to see it, but it's one of those things where after you see a fight I guess you either feel it, or you don't (that this is one of the best in an age).
Like I keep saying I'll rewatch it myself, just not now because I don't think that'll do much good.

Gaethje was only seriously rocked once or twice in the first, then again in the second. MJ was slightly rocked in the first and finished in the second. It's not quite 15 but honestly even that stated on paper it sounds spicy af.
I dunno lad, I'm not even trying to just be contrarian, I've no need for that bollocks, it's a fight I really liked but not one of those where I felt it'll be FOTY. I think I'm rambling anyway, ffs

Gate: $432,495
Attendance: 6,308
FOTN: Michael Johnson vs Justin Gaethje
Performances of the Night: Justin Gaethje and Tecia Torres

>>76985749
I never said it wasn't spicy. But a fight should be more than spicy to be foty. Can you imagine if they made Diego vs Clay or Eddie swanging and banging over a fight like Jones vs Gustaffson

>>76985797

>literally not one thing was bad about the fight

>still not good enough

Dude come on lol. That was an unreal fight. MJ didn't "give up", he got fucked up. He ate a knee to the liver and got rocked immediately afterwards.

He didn't "just gas". It bugs me when people misuse that, "oh he's gassed his cardio is toast". Well he also ate a knee to the liver and got punched in the face 50 times lol

>>76985797
Dude they were both GASSED + ROCKED in under a round.

>>76985820
>Tecia gets a bonus for finishing

That's cool kek. Where are you getting this from though? I have the post fight presser on and nothing

>>76985540

Move out of the way lil guy

>>76985791
Not the one you were arguing with but your entire point is immediately dismissed because you think Cub vs Artem is in the same spicy league. You're a retard and don't warrant further arguing.

>>76985812
Replace Aldo's team with Mayweather's and you'll get a feel of what will happen on the 26th of August.

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>>76985806
>doesn't have a heem folder
it's past your bedtime virgin

>>76985816
I would rather see Justin vs Ragin Al

>>76985815

No, dude. Someone close to him literally stated that he was in a motorcycle accident and injured his leg. That was right around the KZ fight which is right around when he stopped throwing them.

>He got so used to fighting wrasslers

Dude when has Aldo been taken down and mauled by a wrestler because he caught a kick? When did that happen?

>>76985818
They'll all stop talking about it in a week when someone else does some swanging and banging

>>76985832
https://twitter.com/mikefridley/status/883548616257884160

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>>76985812

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>"I wanna tell me what you see lets go ahead and see it by the fight what you saw in the ring"

>>76985848
plus his leg kick magnum opus was against faber who is ... a wrestler

>>76985711
Lee would be decimated by Khabib. Wrestling in the NCWA and getting lit up by grapplers on the feet are not good habits when you're facing a dominant wrestler like Khalabeeb. Gaethje would be a very interesting matchup, but I still see Khabib getting the takedown despite Gaethje's impressive wrestling pedigree. Do you really think Ferguson will just give up and choose another fighter? He has a point to prove, and that point will be made by smashing Mark Kerr's successor, The Dagestani Smashing Machine.

You're far too upset for some reason.

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>>76985305
Shev
Whittaker
Reem
Pettis
Blaydes

>>76985827
>>76985825
Hello newfags.

Consider the better fights you have seen asses them based on a comparative analysis. You are probably the type to give the Marvel films 8/10 ratings, and to hype copy/paste video games.

>>76985818
Hey man, it's all good. Rewatch it again and I have a feeling you will understand. It was spicy as fuck because JG was badly hurt for a very long time, and while MJ was trying to finish him (and his granite chin is fucking wild) he was getting hurt as well.

It's crazy to see a guy trying to finish his opponent for an entire round and the guy just guts it out and keeps coming forward like a zombie. Those fights are awesome, and in this one he came back and fucked MJ up and did a giant backflip right after.

That's cool as shit dude loi

>>76985844
Alright now you're just projecting

>>76985825
Mj got sucked into a brawl like we knew he would, Justin got rocked and recovered like we knew he would

What was so great about it?

>>76985832
it's a shame, I really liked calling her Tecia the Decision Tornado Torres

>>76985816
It wasn't his chin per se, but his entire being that was stolen from him by the demoralizing Khabib beating

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>post your fucking faces when JT Money goes apeshit tonight and gets kicked out of the ufc again

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>>76985838
Only 14% of American males are over 6 ft tall hahahahaha!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWRXyMADRT1/

Justin's getting the succ from felice tonight lads

>>76985871

>I'm just going to make something completely unrelated up and then point out how silly it is because I can't argue the actual points that you just made!

>I'm just going to make something up and argue that instead because it's easier!

BTFO hope you enjoyed it idiot

>>76985875
Gaethje was dead man walking just ASKING to be put away with like 2:30 left in the round

not only recovered but was super composed in how he got the finish. was still picking his spots

>>76985841
Except you are the same retard.
And yes it did warrant the same amount of spice

Idiot

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>>76985877
Still waiting for all your superior knowledge on women, mma and reddit

Lee calling out Gaethje on twitter already lel. 99% sure that will be the matchup, Lee sees how popular that fight made him and will probably start campaigning for him now.

Any of you casuals notice that rickson got his red belt today?

>>76985886
at least he has 300k this time

>>76985875

>That's cool as shit dude loi

Probably to a 16 year old kid who has been watching MMA for a year or two. This fight was a shit fest.

>>76985878

>a fighters' heart and determination and grit allows him to overcome a crazy amount of punishment to make a huge comback win when he was very very close to being finished not long before, and keeps his undefeated record intact while making his UFC debut that most people thought he would lose, and then does a giant backflip to celebrate

"What was so great about it?"

What WASN'T great bud?

>>76985897
I would love for Gaethje to end that meme

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>>76985767
/Ducote/ all the way.

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>GAETHJE VS FERGUSON
>MAIA VS JT MONEY

>>76985895
>bringing up plebbit out of nowhere
Hmmm...

>>76985899

That's awsome, he always knew how to flow with the go

>>76985862
I'm upset because Khabib 1) doesn't deserve the praise that he gets because he hasn't proved himself 2) he is an entitled piece of shit and 3) Dana and the UFC give him way too much leeway

>>76985903
lmao idiot

>>76985891
honestly I think the most impressive thing is his recovery time

when he's super rocked and he's obviously at like 30%, stumblimg around, the time it takes him to get back to 75% is very quick

he goes from being nearly finished to being offensive again in like eight or ten seconds, it's wild

>>76985917
Ferguson will not fight until he faces Khabib

>>76985900
over 9 years