Main card (FOX Sports 1 at 9 p.m. ET)
Michael Johnson vs. Justin Gaethje
Dhiego Lima vs. Jesse Taylor
Marc Diakiese vs. Drakkar Klose
Jared Cannonier vs. Nick Roehrick
Brad Tavares vs. Elias Theodorou
Jordan Johnson vs. Marcel Fortuna
Undercard (FOX Sports 1 now)
Angela Hill vs. Ashley Yoder (>wmma)
James Krause def. Tom Gillicchio via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
C.B. Dolloway def. Ed Herman via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-27 x2)
Tecia Torres def. Juliana Lima via submission (>wmma)
Gray Maynard def. Teruto Ishihara via unanimous decision (30-26 x3)
Note: Jessica Eye vs. Aspen Ladd has been canceled. (>wmma)
Who is your favorite female UFC fighter? Be honest in your response. No kidding around no trolling no trying to fit in.
Schaub
Where the fuck is the /heem/ thread spammer
TECIA TORRES GOT A FINISH
The Hybrid
>>76980430
nice try spammer
Michel Count Duckula Bitchping
>he fell for the "women fights are boring" meme
who is your favourite woman fighter
>>76980465
I honestly hope you get hepatitis.
carlaesparza1
Kicking off @ashleemma all in black headed to #tuf25finale !! #allinblack #ashleebdayweekend #dirty30 #tuf25 #vegas
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWRACT4Frc-/
Yoder is a really common last name for Amish people
Quick!
Post your fightfu!
>pvz will never give you her virginity
why live?
>>76980481
I don't spam anything my man.
This chick is HORRIBLE at post fight interview!
>>76980487
Rose
Hill with them leg kicks
>>76980487
>>76980501
Brandon "Brown Big" Swab
>>76980495
grow up
>>76980498
her grandparents are amish
>that voice
>bitching about fights
>complaining about boos
holy shit please go
>>76980502
holy absolute fuck
>>76980504
My god that knee. Tom is on the quick train to CTE Heaven
Finally
>wmma
Is over for the night.
how did yoder not at least get rd2
>>76980522
Guys, is Brisket Sandwich a good meal?
>>76980522
is that THE benton spooge?
>>76980522
>5 posts early
>Literally what is wrong with you, fucking worhtless cunt, how dare you post a new thread anything other than at the exact 500 post limit
>I'm gonna find you and kill you, then kill your family
>That is what you deserve for not strictly following the stupid little arbitrary 4chan post number that has no consequence of any kind
Schaub could easy be the best woman in mma
New Chandella's instagram, for your consideration
https://www.instagram.com/Brookliyn_Wren/
>Angela Hill
>>76980526
You grow up, fish killer.
>>76980544
He's always seemed a little slow anyway.
>>76980430
Is that Schaubs dad? Wait a second, does this mean is Schaub white?
Real thread you niggers.
>>76980460
>>76980460
>>76980460
>>76980460
Did they really just play a lackluster voice clip from Johnson? They should have played "did your mom fuck her brothers sisters cousin to have you?"
>>76980472
BTFO
>>76980583
fuck off slowpoke
strawweight Yoder has the second longest reach of any woman's UFC fighter
megan anderson is #1 at 77.5 inches
>>76980580
thats why I like Shoob... you can't tell what he is
>>76980583
Beat it you dork
>>76980583
shut up splitfag, you lost
Angela Hill and Michael Johnson are two different people?!
>>76980583
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT BRO!
Drakar Klose is the guy that mauled the looking for a goof guy? Shit he is actually pretty impressive. I forgot who he was
>>76980583
>/heem/ is an event thread
How fucking new are you?
is Mike Dolce still around?
>>76980555
Yeah man its like pulled pork and bacon at the same time
not surprised gaethje doesn't get knocked out often, he has a HUGE head proportional to his body like lineker/platinum
>>76980627
He's derailing the Diakese hype train tonight.
>>76980631
Yes, he has a YouTube channel
>When it comes to 1 year old Tugger, Bordent you are NOT the father!
>>76980649
When you post this, do you actually think its funny? I dont give a fuck about schaub but this shit is cringeworthy
>having a cross necklace tattoo
what the fuck
>Drakar "Noir" Klose
EIRE EIRE fuck you Australia
>Elaias "Boy Fucker" Theadorue is fighting tonight
And you were complaining about wmma
What unknown technique is Schaub displaying here?
Is Khalabib still /ourguy/?
Sucks that Angela still has no power in her strikes but she's still quick as hell and has an actual fight IQ. Hoping she gets Grasso or PvZ next
>>76980628
/heem/ should be in the title and i've been posting on 4chan 16 hours a day every day since 2005 and i'm older than anyone else here and i've been watching mma since 1998 paige is literally a chimpanzee and you're a race traitor
Why don't they do another TUF Heavyweights season? That was the greatest season of TUF ever.
>>76980664
its funny now that you are upset
>>76980684
Yes no matter what
>>76980649
kek
keep up the goodwork, lad
>>76980694
wew triggered
>>76980677
The "offering the superior male your ass as a sign of submission" technique.
>>76980684
fuck that muslim piece of shit
when are gaethje and johson fighting?
picks are set. good luck m8s. 213 picks after the event is over and tomorrow
>>76980688
i'm not actually watching these fights did that nonhuman primate win? wtf
schaub btw
Wait, Klose is a wrestler? He beat the shit out of his debut opponent on the feet though. If I recall, he knocked him down more than once
>>76980677
That's the prison guard
>>76980697
im not at all i was just asking a question
>>76980664
fuck off schaub, don't you have dicks to suck
>>76980695
they should do another TUF Live with female HWs and GoPro's in every toilet with a 24/7 live stream
>>76980709
two and a half bongs
Good night, heem
>>76980711
>you will never have this little of a life
i hope things get better for youschayub
>>76980708
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU LITTLE FAGGOT?
>>76980684
No.
Gotta admit, walking around a marble palace wearing a blanket looks like it would be pretty comfy, though.
>>76980666
>triggered by christian tattoo
>post ended in 666
a-am i being possessed?
also heeminder that USA is freedoming the shit out of the rest of the world tonight
>>76980694
im 43 been watching since ufc 1 (which i paid for $100) and created the 1st heem thread from my mothers garage
>>76980731
god damn i want to sleep
BASED FORTUNA DO YOU LADS REMEMBER
Diakese will lose 10 seconds in rd1 cap this
>>76980708
be very careful
>>76980728
yes it's funny
>>76980728
That Canada unironically believes people get upset on this board. The only person who even pretends to is the guy allegedly living in Coral Springs and it's just a stupid gimmick.
>>76980708
Be careful.
>>76980688
Both Grasso and PVZ lost their last fights - UFC matchups are generally winner vs winner / loser vs loser. Who else can Hill fight? I thought maybe Herrig, but she might be too high up the totem pole now.
If this fight goes to decision give up hope and run away,
I'm not joking
>>76980684
>>naming terrorists /ourguy/
>>76980736
butt hurt fake pics guy the post
>>76980730
>Canada is a fat fetishist
Shocker
>>76980747
take a nap. /heem/ will wake you up in two bongs
>>76980676
what is he gay or something? seriously asking so
>>76980756
to each their own i guess
>>76980734
I saw this one!
>good night
At least pretend to live in your proxy's timezone
>>76980756
I don't think Tiger's a downy. I think Roy just hit Schaub so hard, he punched his future kid retarded.
What song is this lads?
>>76980734
Why have you done this to me
Does anyone remember that nigger bong who kept getting great tornado kick KOs? He was a point fighter, kept his hands down, real cockey.
>>76980779
>waking up at 5am
but my poor sleep schedule
Fortuna needs to work that Jab and keep that All american away
>>76980776
Kettle, meet pot.
>>76980787
no
that anon is gay for him and doesn't know how to deal with those types of feelings
>>76980803
MVP?
>>76980796
Madonna - Like a prayer
>>76980807
By "Canada" I mean you, not the country of Canada. (You) are a fat fetishist.
>>76980767
Fuck Herrig anyway. All that whining in her post-fight interview about not being pretty enough.
>>76980795
poor kid had no chance
>>76980787
Well he is a huge faggot who's fights are boring, but I say "boy fucker" because his nickame is "The Spartan" and historical records show that spartan elders would fuck young boys.
>>76980803
fuck off if you can't even name hall
>7-0
>Redemption
What is it?
>>76980842
>Hall is a Bong
LMAO
The streamer I was just watching got fucking banned. Does anyone have another I can use?
Give it to me straight, /sp/
Is light heavyweight a meme division?
>>76980737
USADA can't follow him into Mecca, it's for Muslims only, roided up physique inc.
can u even imagine moving this slowly
>>76980820
yup that was him. I was wondering why I hadn't seen him fight in a long time, it's because he fights for bellator. I thought he fought for UFC for some reason. Haven't been able to stay awake during bellator for a while.
>>76980850
>6'0''
>vs
>5'11''
>tat
>>76980850
David vs Goliath you retard
>>76980850
david vs goliath
SPICY
>>76980857
http://blackmambastreams.comlu.com/MMA
>>76980840
I trained with Elias once. Dude seems like a huge douche. The kind of guy who if you compliment him, he goes "haha, I know!". Also a massive attention whore, he's been on a ton of game shows and reality TV shows here.
I hate that fucker. Hope he gets heem'd stiff.
>>76980851
he enrolled in your refuge program
>>76980744
I though Tavares was brazillian
>>76980868
walk out KO is disrepectful as fuck, just hammer the fuck outta me so I can keep some honour
>>76980840
ha ok. i thought dana white was pushing some fag . im sure they will some day though. just like how their pushing women.
>>76980887
>the way the chick in the tank top flinches when the guy comse into the screen. fuck, thats prime cringe
https://twitter.com/tonyaevinger/status/883493956352438272
>>76980887
3 > 1 > 2 > big-girl-in-white
shoulda been a point deduction, big john is such a cuck
Need to spice this up
>>76980894
Just walk the fuck off so I can keep some braincells
>>76980893
He's Hawaiian.
>>76980907
based aileen wournos
amanda cooper on suicide watch
>>76980907
how much do you get paid to screenshot tweets?
>>76980893
born in hawaii
>Fortuna
WHHHYYYYYY IS THIS CARD SHITTTYYYY
>>76980887
>that disgusting heem spammer going near the qt
Jordan looks like Fedor with those tight little shorts
>>76980889
Why can't more Canadian fights be like Bosse?
>>76980937
It's TUF
>>76980737
call the President to drop a moab on all these roaches.
>>76980767
Herrig was my first thought too but she's probably going to get someone ranked finally. Grasso is a possibility if she beats Markos. Theres no else except for Torres and Esparza and I dont think anyone wants to see those fights
>>76980938
>whiteknighting
Haven't heard Joe rogan in years lads
>>76980954
Filtered.
Why did everything about Fortuna's uppercut around 1:00 look so vicious except for the impact? He just didn't even react but it looked like it should have been brutal.
>>76980941
because guys like Bosse make more money playing hockey in the AHL
>>76980883
thx m8
Max Holloway in the front row lads
>>76980935
there can only be one Fortuna
first time watching ufc here...
is it always this boring lol
>>76980937
MMA quality has dropped in the last few years
>>76980948
Come on, previous TUF cards have been better than this. They usually had a smaller Octagon too which typically has a higher finish rate.
We're unironically watching a card where Tecia, Tecia Torres, is the sole owner of a finish
>>76980953
>being fugly
>>76980954
GO FUCK YA MOTHER
>>76980954
hey why do yall have a fag for president. I think yall need the IRA to take care of him.
>>76980954
Too busy figuring out the secrets of the universe
>>76980941
Dunno, but Bosse is based as fuck. Dude does not give a shit. Heems or is heem'd. Love it.
Damn that film looks fucking terrible
>>76980997
you forgot to change proxies bud
>>76980985
>>76980987
This is a pretty shitty card
I expect the last 4 fights to be spicy
>>76980985
short answer: yes
long answer: yes
Accidentally you'd myself lads what do
also get the fuck out newfag casuals
>>76980989
The big octagon is a tricky thing to argue dude. The smaller one typically has a higher finish rate but it's way easier for grapplefuckers. The bigger cage promotes standup fights
>>76981007
this sux
UFC is forcing people to fight their clones now jesus christ
Fuck this shit is boring, waiting for Tavares to get my bets right and tight.
>poxy
I'm from north dublin lad I would strangle you
>>76981022
on a scale of one to ten, how drunk are you right now?
>my stream is lagging and the video is 10 seconds behind the audio
>I'm using comcast's official site
Fuck you comcast. Your site is a piece of shit.
>>76981022
1.unzip monitor
2.walk around living room while spastically shaking hands in front of chest
3.repeat in head "no one cares, no one cares, no one care"
4.???
5.make REEEEEE noises when blood gets too hot from recollection
>>76980906
What's with the star tats? I see so many people with them.
This isn't boring it just has no hype
Good fight honestly
>>76980999
our president is married senpai
>>76981036
honestly dude all jokes aside, I've had a theory that the UFC has been doing this for ages
when two guys in the same weight class look similar, they ALWAYS end up fighting each other, 100% of the time
think of two fighters that look similar or even have similar names in the same weight class and they've probably fought each other on some small euro card
Imagine spending your time taking picks for this card.
>WME paid $4B for this
Johnson has a rock solid chin
>>76981036
suddenly you remember tom breese vs strickland
>>76981067
to a woman i mean
I wish I was beefy like Jordan Johnson
FORTUNA!
>>76981072
Are you on drugs or just naturally retarded?
>>76981073
just imagine
1-1 honestly
>>76981058
>mfw girl has an airplane on her wrist
>>76981050
Id come to your shitty third world country and murder you
>>76981078
>talking about billions as if that pertains to your whole country when youve never had a clean glass of drinking water in your life
oh wait, didn't marcos steal that much from your peoples kek
>>76981084
this is the most common look in mma though
>>76981072
autistic people have trouble distinguishing differences in faces
>>76981097
I'm being serious dude it happens all the time, oftentimes it doesn't even make sense for the guys when you look at their rankings
>>76981128
you'd know
Stann acting like getting cracked over and over again and then getting a takedown makes a round "even".
Can they fire this fucking retard already? He was a shit fighter and he's a shit commentator.
>>76981117
yes, but both of these dudes *literally* have the same face
>>76981101
he looks like one of those old hillbillys that have been making moonshine for 50 years
>>76981136
name some examples i'm having trouble subscribing to this theory
>>76981097
his thoughts have merit, when some dudes are generic human beings you cant tell apart it makes sense to pit them against each other
>>76981084
post more if you've got them man it happens so often lol
Stann/Grisham is the WOAT
>>76981067
i just checked. its worse than i thought. the niggers in ireland elected a gay indian. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhahaha holy shit.
Brian sperging about wingspan?
>>76981084
>>76981101
jailbait wife
Trails and tribulations
what are you drinking 2nite /heem/? 12 bottles of blue wiked for me (nice tasting water ) becuase I'm to pooor and lazy
why the actual fuck is Stann and Grisham commentating tomorrow's PPV they fucking suck!
Sup /heem/
>EATIN
>DRINKIN
>ANTICIPATIN
>>76981153
those old dudes are tough as leather
>>76981171
you're not thinking of the president. he's the prime minister
what snacks you lads eatting?
>>76981186
anik commentating alone would be better tbqh
>>76981188
I watched his documentary
Fortuna will always be my lhw boy after he heemed the big lad
>>76981197
why the fuck would you have a president and prime minister
>>76981178
>BIG SWINGIN
>>76981188
i would heem that old queen in 10 seconds
fuck you guys, that was a good fight
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
card so shit so far ffs
should improve after long hair point fighty man
>>76981228
gonna need someone to cuck the other
Why don't more organisations apply the Ruten/Frye rule for the commentary booth? One standard drink between each round, minimum.
Is there a name for the tattoo that Jordan has on his back? Weedman has the same one
Fortuna 2-1
>>76981240
i think we are still just drained from the fights before
Stann is such a biased fuck, I wish he would stop doing commentary
>>76981228
>why doesn't everyone else have our terrible political structure
>>76981240
I just turned on the fight. Last minute of the third sucked
>>76981205
Your mothers wet fanny get BTFOd dont you me
>>76981250
>tfw have his hair
fortuna imo
>>76981258
wrassling tattoo
>>76981239
very difficult to KO someone who is that inebriated 24/7
>>76981258
US wrestler tat
how long until we see michael johnson eat shit whole
>>76981258
USA Wraslin
>>76981239
it doesnt take me 10 seconds to land 1 punch
>>76981258
It's the All American wrestling logo
>>76981258
It's a journeyman tat
29-28 Johnson
>>76981228
I don't know about Ireland but normally they have the same power as a modern king and they tend to be populists, the President I mean. The prime.minister usually holds the real power
>>76981258
Lots of wrestlers have it. Tonny, Weidman, Chad- I think it is the logo for "All-american"
>>76981263
Man I know you're probably just proxyfagging but sheesh what a grim life you have
>not supporting Lisa Foiles and the UFC minute
wtf you waiting for?
How do I use hashtags on 4chan?
ROBBED
>>76981265
cucked already lad?
>>76981023
Well this card needs all the help it can get man
This fight was just ass, this card has been ass. I should have stuck to just playing FIFA with the lads, decided to pay attention and every fight has pretty much been as shit as the one that just passed.
Fortuna literally KO'd a HW last fight and here it's a complete shitshow. I'm so gutted because I thought it'd be a lowkey good card. Instead it's ass.
Anik is actually really fucking good and these two fucks commentating tonight are just a reminder of that.
Ace is laggy af
anyone got more links ?
>>76981300
huh?
>>76981277
feet pls with toes
good start tonight. pretty even first fight
fucking robbed. Fortuna obviously took 2 and 3
basruttenmma
The man, always good to see you Champ!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWRGpCYlW4q/
G A Y
PICKS STILL ALIVE BOYS
>>76981277
THERES MY BRO
/snacks&hoez/ IZ BACKK!!!
LEAF BLESS
STREAM HERE
>http://blackmambastreams.comlu.com/MMA
>>76981322
>Tfw got quads with my picks
Hopefully the meme magic makes my picks pan out
>>76981324
lol
Johnson won 1 and 3, check the numbers
>>76981299
Hendo has a parody logo with the outline of him clocking Bisping on the ground instead of the wrestler suplexing
bad decision
>>76981258
LGBT
Complete robbery.
>>76981178
is this real? ha
>>76981233
weak and gassed, but still throwing so I'll give em dat
nah i cannot agree with this decision homie
americans going for a clean sweep
>that Nate Diaz fan in the back
Typical
Fortuna won that wtf
>>76981322
goof that stupid thiccachu poster they missed the diakises fight
>>76981058
The stars on his chest are russian prison tattoos. They are supposed to symbolize that he bows to no one.
You're kind of a fag if you get them without having been to russian prison.
melvinguillard
My Beautiful Mother in law and Amazing Wife. $$$
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWRHANpHSxj/
wtf TJs girl looks like his sister
>dat interview
maximum cringe. you're fucken out bro.
TJ'S
MOM
HNNNNG
>>76981351
she's not sleepy she's just a lowq iq subhuman
>>76981312
No Anik is terrible.
Stann isn't some fuck, stop talking about shit you don't know about
>>76981351
>rose will never look at you like that while taking a huge dump on your chest as hypeordie faps away in the corner
>>76981265
Why would you eat wet ass?
post TJs gf ffs
>>76981383
no black boy
when's bellator on i miss MFG
That women was a qt
Oh god that faggot Theoborou is next, how does such a boring tosser stay employed?
Diakiese Klose had better not be shit
>>76981369
w-which is w-which>>76981387
KEEP UP GODS
>>76981358
bonecrusher won't let that happen
>theodorou
>>76981376
exactly why I want it
>>76981400
Point fighting wins fights
This is starting to feel like the worst card in years.
I think it's because I'm actually tired af and each fight starts with a glimmer of hope that it'll be the one to wake me up but there's just a constant disappointment
Might have some ice cream
>>76981265
this guy is probably poor and starving. send him potatoes
>>76981404
Impossible my nigga
>>76981379
Anik is the best commentator right now
I'm glad Joe is gone but they need someone new to do the mains with Anik
Brian Stann and this goof can do the fight nights
>>76981400
his last two fights were so fucking bad
>>76981400
I'm gonna be pissed if that silly douche gets another gift
>>76981327
THANK YOU BASED /snacks&hoez/ BRO
THANK YOU
Holy fuck I hate Elias so goddamn much
>>76981379
Anik is good, youre on a hatewagon. Stann is overrated as fuck.
>>76981421
His point fighting involves throwing 2 front kicks at an opponent's hands and then running away, he deserves to be shot.
>>76981427
Is that Sadio Mane
>>76981416
>rose will die before growing her hair back
>>76981400
Theoborou is an intellect and a scholar he will win
>>76981415
pls giv mom gf
>>76981439
stop
>>76981415
Look at that fat ugly white diaz fanboy lmao
Also, as I am a dumb faggot who listens to Jack Slack's podcast, you'll be happy to know that Theodorou is one of Jack Slack's boys.
I picked the spartan over the Hawaiian
Sorry USA
>>76981424
Hold out for the main event. Gaethje has never been in a boring fight
>>76981457
>>76981430
Anik is practically a robot. I dislike him more than I do Grisham. He says the stupidest shit and every damn main event he feels the need to tell us GO CASH YOUR TICKET NOW FOR NO TOUCH
And let's not forget "highlights" like, "IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T MUCH". Sometimes it legit frustrates me
Theodorou lurks /heem/
give ur energy to Hawaii boy to please heem this ghost fighter
we wuz spartaaaanzzz
>>76981484
>tfw she deleted Pat's chin at this very moment
>>76981475
this the year of the pigeon bruh
BLESSED BLESS
>>76981424
What kinda ice cream?
>>76981498
fuck off nigger
when's artem fighting next
>>76981376
smarter than you are you fucking zilch
>tfw comfy in bed watching UFC
>my fucking aunt comes to my room and invites me to watch a fucking nature documentary
>tfw too autistic to come up with an excuse and say no
She is waiting for me WTF DO I DO NOW
>>76981508
whenever aldos pussyitis wears off
>>76981480
I am doing, but holy shit you don't know how hard it is.
Part of the reason I'm powering through is because I want to feel good for 213. I don't want to feel tired af during the card, so I'm sort of hoping this will help me adjust a bit.
>>76981484
tfw no cute fighter gf to punch me awake
>>76981519
heem her
>>76981490
>Anik is a robot
You have to go back.
>>76981498
why the fuck has this fucking imbecile not been full range banned?
>>76981494
so hol up hol up
you be
hol up hol up
you be saying we wuz warrior state with overreliance on slave soldiers, embarassed by athenians in our only major war, and shiet?
>>76981490
My favourite was once after a black guy heemed some one Anik just screams "LIVE AND IN COLOUR!" like a fucking moron.
He also declared "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" after a Chinese guy ko'd some one, he's a moron of the highest order and both him and Stann should fuck off and let people with talent call the fights.
>>76981519
Tell her you want to watch UFC. Telling the truth is a virtue.
>>76981508
He called out Gray Maynard
Two good looking dudes
>>76981519
>living with family
Underage faggot get out
>>76981519
Give her the dick
>>76981506
Oreo Ice Cream it's pretty nice desu I don't care what anyone says.
>>76981490
Lmao if you aint dutch you aint much and you ain't much
>>76981538
Tell me about it
>>76981491
Source
>>76981514
why don't you fuck off back to plebbit, rose internet defence force trash :^)
>>76981519
bro
she wants the dick
lemme check her out
post at least one pic of her
>>76981519
post her pic on /heem/ and profit
>>76981519
heem her pusy
>>76981525
good one but we all know it's a title fight next for artem
no time for aldo
>>76981498
based snacks and hoes
Im like lenny mcleannnn
im so leannnn
badaboom badda beeiing
>>76981519
Tell her you just said yes so you could get a bj but you realized you can just get one watching UFC in your room.
Man Im jealous of theodorous hair
>>76981540
Samefag
>>76981519
post pic
>>76980734
I'll never forgive that baby for absolutely ruining Xev.
are these the two best looking fighters ever to meet in the ufc?
>>76981531
I feel like you're using memes you don't understand.
>>76981540
I don't mind Stann desu, he's decent enough, but maybe because he's been on for a while so I'm sort of used to hearing him.
Grisham isn't great either but I find him better than Anik I guess
>>76981572
you are literally the only faggot who enjoys that
>>76981553
>Oreo Ice Cream
Are you a late 20s woman going through an emotional breakup?
>>76981572
a classic staple of /heem/
>>76981554
WE LOVE YOU BRO
NEVER STOP THE GOOD FIGHT
>>76981538
>>76981556
cry me a river bud lol
Theodoreu will get a ko, it's opposite night and if tecia can so can he
>>76981578
>tfw his hair but no facial hair
>>76981576
>mclean
>pronouncing it mick-lean
You disappoint me Ireland.
stupid sexy elias
Hey, I have a question
So, how come a football player reaches his peak at like 23 and these UFC fighters only reach it in their 30's or so?
>>76981582
Is Sam Hyde still around? Seemed like he was The Next Big Thing for a while there.
>>76981554
Love you breh
>>76981595
I told you I don't care what anyone says so why do you feel the need to comment kek
>male with cringe titty tattoo
>>76981594
are you gay or something? cause you sound like a huge faggot
>>76981583
>not the literal high end male model, jouban
casual
>>76981622
how come soccer players give double handjobs to their teammates?
>>76981587
>Grisham isn't great either but I find him better than Anik I guess
You have to go back.
>>76981615
If I could trade your hair genetics for my beard genetics I'd do it
>>76981616
I pronounce it Mac fgt
>>76981622
MMA takes skill.
I hate Theordouro but I got him in my picks so I'm happy either way
>>76981642
Didn't you not even know who Stann was?
Stay in your lane.
>>76981640
kek
>>76981638
His mouth is too small for his face B
>>76981637
>ugly girls
>shit tier dishes
kill yourself.
>>76981630
some kike took his show away
>>76981622
I feel like football is something that can be learned and taught to a kid/teen
You try that with mma and you end up with sage northcutt
holy shit these guys look exactly the same
how will the judges know who's winning?
>le spam ineffective kicks and dance man
>>76981645
Still pronouncing it with a Lean
Can you guys up the humour in here, need some good bants to keep me awake
>>76981638
>>76981660
>>76981583
machida vs rockhold
>>76981622
like golf, experience can overpower raw ability
>>76981622
this >>76981653
+ experience earned from a lifetime of training
football players can coast of their athleticism and natural talent. rhonaldinho is a perfect example.
>>76981660
except jouban is a millionaire from modelling and theopolis does game shows and talk shows
>>76981665
Oh yeah, that's funny cause I was watching some Joe Rogan interview and he was saying the best time to start training martial arts is as a kid
theodorou is the male bethe correia
ODD ANGLES
>>76981661
>the girl is ugly
ok so you're gay makes sense now
>>76981680
You wouldn't recognize bants if it was fucking your bird
>>76981680
megan desu senpai
>>76981659
you are the mvp bro
Theodoreu fights like a 115lb womyn fighter
godamnit I fucking hate theo so godamn much
>>76981659
The left looks disgusting
The right looks delicious
The middle, full force
>>76981699
learning != master
kek Grisham ripping himself on commentary
>terrible card
>theoboring fight
the last 4 fights better be spicey
>>76981719
lol he triggers you pretty bad eh bud
>>76981719
*front kicks your path*
Elias has this weird ability to lull his opponent into a trance where they both just kinda dance around the octagon without really trying to hit each other.
Theodorou is like the middleweight Saffiedine
I can't be the only one who's practically stopped watching the fights
>>76981719
imagine getting this worked
ya seething
>>76981750
TUF Finales are bumfights
>>76981632
Do you not give a damn about your bad reputation?
>>76981726
wtf did he say
>>76981724
What's your point? no kid in any sport is a master
>>76981739
aka light sparring
ufc 214 picks, anyone?
>I bet on this fight to not go the distance
I deserve my life to not go the distance desu
>>76981737
literally cringed
>>76981739
he throws hard kicks that control where his opponent can move, and they have to decide to either take the kick and move where they want, or avoid the kick and play theo's gay dance game
he does it fairly well
>>76981750
everyone in the audience is refreshing heem
>chess match
>respect each others power
>>76981709
love her tight little body.
Benevidez aint hitting that right man. Need some young neet
>>76981739
It's that beautiful hair
Tecia "Decisionater" Torres is going to be the only finish of the card. What the fuck.
>>76981767
that is an Australia tier bet
Aspen Ladd would have hyped this card all the way the fuck up. Why did she do this to us?
>>76981762
Stop spamming this image. I know you can't read emotions with massive eyes and overly expressive faces but stop.
>>76981774
megan, bud
>>76981764
Cormier misses weight
>>76981767
This better be bait
>>76981709
>>76981760
are you stupid or just retarded?
>It's only been open 38, Brian!
Riveting commentary. These guys are gold.
So if you interview Ronda Rhousey you aren't allowed to ask her about her fighting career.
>>76981757
God damnit pillar you're so bad at this
>>76981793
that xrayd version wew
>>76981785
That's we pay the price of a tecia torres finish
>>76981774
Benevidez is a gay
>>76981803
Megan bless.
>>76981792
tell me why you are upset anon
>>76981806
pfff, nice argument, thanks anyway
>>76981794
I fucked up... meant to say UFC 213
This is literally stand-up wrestlefucking. Fuck this.
>>76981793
>reading comprehension
>>76981814
plz bud
plz
>>76981813
Do you want some too??
>>76981699
Joe Rogan is an idiot
>that single collar dirty boxing
pure kino
only just started watching, any crowdshots of Saku in the audience yet tonight?
>>76981622
MMA is very unique in that has seemingly unlimited variables to the game. When you leave your physical prime you can still dominate with a giant tool box of techniques, unlike boxing or other sports which have a much narrower scope of techniques.
*points fingers at your face*
*front kicks in your direction*
Heh, you were no match for my spartan training.
snoreaboreau
did you guys apologize?
>>76981819
>I'll defeat you with my superior cardio
>>76981863
whew bud
>>76981839
someone probably has it
i guilt deleted it a while ago
>>76981863
wouldeat
>>76981828
are you having trouble interpreting English my brown friend?
>high output
>kick clinch
>>76981848
is saku watching this shit live? my god poor him
BOOOOOO
*tiptoes around*
*Feints 3 jabs in a row*
*Flicks our a lazy teep in your general direction*
Nothin personnel kid
>>76981812
wat
AND STILL
>>76981758
Stann said he made a good point
Grisham replied "yea I think it's the first one I made all night" Or something of the sort
>>76981893
>American
>calling others brown
yikes
https://twitter.com/PlatinumPerry/status/883504624883425280
>>76981863
I don't understand how she's a lesbian I'm like 90% sure tecia had a boyfriend while she was on tuf
fuck this fight
>>76981911
she did an interview the other day and didnt mention anything about mma, given it was on regis and kelly but still
>>76981903
*shoots for a double*
*grinds against the cage for thirty seconds*
*takes you down*
*lands lazy hammerfists to your body*
Fufufufu...can't handle my pace?
>>76981927
>you can only fuck boys or girls
y not both?
>>76981813
leave him alone he's alright
Has Theo ever TKOd someone?
https://twitter.com/darrentill2/status/883505389995741184
>>76981880
>I'm gonna hug u to death
Theodorou meanders in the rankings constantly despite winning snoozefests, shame they don't give him a top 10 guy who just heems his HGH sized skull.
>>76981927
Depends how much test she blasts.
>>76981918
is that a yes? its ok to admit you cant read english
>>76981942
Thanks mum
>yfw dana walks out, stops the fight, and fires both these goofs
>>76981940
I mean most lesbians I've met swing the other way too. And I guess Pennington is pretty manly for a woman
>>76981944
UFC 185
new
>>76981966
new
>>76981966
new
>>76981966
new
>>76981966
>>76981964
>mfw
https://twitter.com/darrentill2/status/883506036098949120
>>76981954
I hope they throw him to Rockhold when he comes back.
>>76981927
She's bi.
>>76981961
You couldn't follow up on your argument so you just resorted to ''haha are you retarded?''. Pretty pathetic desu
>it's a chess match at this stage
>Nooooooooooooooo, but muh cardio, muh cardio. this isn't fair, how did he not tire from my endless dancing and fake sparring??!?
>>76981897
If he's not I imagine he'll be at the show tomorrow night, UFC flew him out from Japan, Dana loves him, he must have got comped tickets
>>76982045
Why would he be there?
>>76981944
He's put me to sleep a couple times.
>>76981572
came for the heems, stayed for the /snacksandhoez/
FUCK!
I wanted to pick Tavares for the heem picks but fell for the spartan meme
>>76982077
He got inducted into the HoF last night. He's in Vegas.
>>76981900
THANK YOU BASED /snacks&hoez/ BRO
WE LOVE YOU
NEVER GIVE UP THE GOOD FIGHT
>>76981920
based