/heem/ - Adultery Edition

Is this the thread?

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THICC

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Romero

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>>76947589
Romero

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Romero

Who is the bigger adulterer?

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>>76947609
Romero

Brendan Peter Schaub (born March 18, 1983)

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Romero.

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>>76947613
Romero

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>>76947613
Le get naked for a tattoo woman

>>76947622
>State of MMA fighters and their awful boxing

So is Moose fighting Rockhold or what? It's like the only middleweight matchup that matters after this weekend.

>>76947609
callum should wear makeup his sister looks cute

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>>76947651
It works

>>76947651
MMA fighters are good at many things, traditional striking isn't one of them. The best MMA boxer would get tooled by a middle-of-the-road WBA/WBC journeyman.

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>>76947671
Only cause Luke has awful defense. Joe literally calls him out on it 10 seconds before this happened.

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Luke Rockhold

>>76947658
Nobody is fighting Cuckold. He is retired

>>76947688
Luke is a grappler who fell in love with his hands. It's a classic tragedy.

>>76947695
>Vitor Belfort

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>>76947589
Romero

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>>76947688
I'm really curious as to how it feels to be so stubborn about never giving Bisping the credit he deserves

Can I get my picks in please

>>76947670

Tfw the janny hates us

>>76947695
Him and GSP should team up to hunt for cryptids.

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Like him or love him, you can't deny his analysis is spot on here

https://youtu.be/h2-AZmJeVGU

Who is your favorite Mackenzie Dern?

>>76947571
>that faggot who asked why his thread would be deleted

Top lel m8

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>>76947699
He's got pretty solid kickboxing, think he didn't respect bizbing at all or something, he wasn't moving like that vs weidman.
>>76947696
he can beat everyone in the division my man

Unbelievable how the mod chooses this thread over the completely fine other one.

How do you keep getting away with this

>>76947695
>Hair transplantation in 2017 are amazing bro. Get one for your temple area you would look so much better and younger again like in early strikeforce days @lukerockhold

>>76947706
I imagine it's like those people who jump on the contrarian bandwagon of whoever Conor is fighting next.

>>76947709
I got you famalam

>>76947723
Threads only get deleted if people report them. Not cool bro.

>>76947719
People actually want to see Nate x Conor 3?

he is literally the last person I want to see conor fighting

>>76947706
>never giving Bisping the credit he deserves
Literally what credit you idiot? Are you denying that Luke didn't have his hands down and chin up in the air? Are you denying that he didn't look absolutely terrible against 46 year old Hendo?

>>76947726
You're the obese spammer

>>76947735
Thanks

>>76947719
>you can't deny his analysis is spot on here

I can and I will.

>>76947726
That thread was early, famalamadingdong.

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>>76947745
Listen to yourself

>are you denying Bisping adjusted accordingly of Luke's style

A lot of fighters keep their hands down

>>76947742
It's the only money fight left for him once the 180 million-dollar dance is done. Only other payday I can see is if Dana manages to pull some Don King shit and get Conor to fight Khabib in either Moscow or Belfast.

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Favorite mixed fighter?

>>76947762
So was this one.
>>76947726
They spam report things they don't like.

>>76947765
Lol Luke practically gave him the fight to win, it was a fluke and everyone who isn't a nuthugger knows it.

>>76947788
Nope, was the 500'th post.

>>76947791
You're the one who sounds like the nuthugger m8

>Bisping won but he didn't win!

The way you debate is like Aikido

>>76947785
Robert Whittaker

>>76947771
But are you saying its a money just because Nate is a popular name or what?

What I don't understand is who the fuck wants to see that fight again considering all the other contenders we have in the division.

>>76947808
basically Rockhold was winning till he lost, plus he beat bisping before

>>76947765
Not him, I just want to point out that this was unironically Conor's best performance.

>>76947808
>You're the one who sounds like the nuthugger
Coming from the lad who got pissed off at this: >>76947651
>pw-wease give bisbong some credit ;_;
He fought two 50 year olds and got dropped in both those fights.

>>76947802
It was 499 l2count udork

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWLnYy5D0yx/

Bisping is a goof.

>>76947829
>better than Alvarez
Uh, no sweetie. Try again. xXx

>>76947824
By that logic Romero really isn't all that then

>>76947842
Hiding under his duvet hoping Whittaker wins

Joanna is on this panel.
I don't have a stream link

>>76947831
All I said was "it works"

That didn't sound pissy whatsoever you dumbass

https://www.ufc.tv/video/women-of-ufc-panel-2017

GET IN HERE

>>76947687
but gus beat the swedish heavyweight boxing champ and holly holm was a world champion boxer

>>76947817
I wouldn't be opposed to seeing it if Conor wasn't holding a belt. Freak fights are fine as long as nobody's holding up a division. There are legitimate contenders at 155 for Conor to fight. But Conor takes fights based on notoriety and money, and Diaz is the only money fight for him at LW.

That said, sure, I'd watch it. I imagine it would be more one-sided than UFC 202, because Conor would only improve/adjust his gameplan to fit N8, and N8 would just do what the Diaz Bros always do, which is stubbornly stick to their guns even if it means being a gatekeeper forever.

>>76947867
Who's your favorite woman panelist?

>>76947873
Valentina proved that boxing is shit

>>76947862
Then you started crying about not giving Bisbong credit for beating up old men.

Also it "works" cause most MMA fighters don't know anything about boxing defense.

>>76947587
is naturale een quebec mon ami

>>76947873
Women's boxing is a meme.

>>76947842
Alvarez is half the fighter Mendes is, though. Then again, Conor did fight him on short notice, so maybe it evens out. But Conor overcame adversity in that fight, got taken down, got beaten, survived, and got the KO.

Rate this impression:

https://youtu.be/IcapYY_QLaI?t=38

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>>76947562
Excellent OP

>>76947890
You do know Bisping trains with Ricky Hatton, right? Pure boxing won't do anything in MMA, Floyd's defensive Style for example maybe great in boxing but it would be trash in MMA

>>76947873
Regional championships are literally irrelevant. No better than the 10,000 or so Golden Gloves champions there are running around the US.

>>76947695
lmao I totally forgot about this faggot. did he retire? haven't heard any news about him for a year

Can't really do this panel lads it's very chick focused.
Not in that it's WMMA fighters, but in terms of the questions and stuff they're talking about.

Bit of humour in Olivi asking if there's an unspoken bond between WMMA fighters as Cyborg sits there fresh off of socking Magana in the face kek

>>76947903
>but it would be trash in MMA
Have you ever seen Masvidal fight?

jorge masvidal would tool literally any boxer his size

>>76947921
Since strikeforce

>>76947901
would be good if you verbally heemed the brain damaged manchild pissing his pants in the corner

>>76947901
pretty good desu

Cyborg is streaming the event on instagram if you don't have fight pass

>>76947897
>But Conor overcame adversity in that fight, got taken down, got beaten, survived, and got the KO.

That's why I'm saying that it's not his best performance. His most impressive performance, maybe, but his best performance has to be Alvarez with how utterly flawless it ended up being. Eddie managed, what, one leg kick? And besides that was completely unable to make a single thing happen and got utterly demolished.

>>76947914
He waited 6 months to defend the title and then got heemed by a brit on 10 days notice in his first defense. That's all.

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Who watching women of the UFC

>>76947933
>inb4 she gets suspended for this

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>>76947933

>>76947935
In that sense, I agree. Personally I put more stock into blood & guts performances as opposed to the flawless victories, even though the latter is objectively better.

t. lawler fan

>>76947941
miesha tate really likes showing off her breast implants lol wtf
every fucking picture
it's literally as pathetic as a guy getting his dick artificially enlarged and then taking a picture of it every day

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First for my girl

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YOEL?

>>76947921
Isn't Masvidal very unorthodox

>>76947961
What a horrible analogy.

>>76947923
The only thing Masvidal tools is himself. He's played himself into so many losses it isn't even funny anymore.

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>>76947963

>>76947969
there is literally no difference
objectively and unironically
it's a flawless comparison and you can't debunk it unless you're retarded
there is NO DIFFERENCE

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Yoel just cannot lose

>>76947982
You must have a
sever mental illness
I can't imagine conducting an actual
conversation with you in person.
Seek help immediately.

>>76947969
>Showing off fake tits is different than showing off a fake dick
Kill yourself. You're an absolute idiot. Don't respond I'm not reading your moronic posts. I hope you die in your sleep tonight.

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>>76947988

>>76947961
Actually it's like guys who post shirtless pictures of themselves from the gym.

>>76947965
Yoel is proof that when everyone is juiced to the gills, MMA is 10X more exciting.

>>76947961
she's just marketing herself you sexist asshole

>>76947993
Shook

>>76947988
Do that thing where you put money on Whittaker, and then if your boy loses at least you made some bank.

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Yoel just cannot lo–

>>76947963
She's done, Themistocles. She got UD'd by Joanna and subbed inside a round by the division's perennial journeywoman. She's got nowhere to go.

>>76947961
I never saw a picture she took where she didn't chop the top of her head to show her tits

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>>76948020

>>76948033
Will you delete your Yoel heads once he loses?

If someone burgles your house why would you try to beat him up if he has a gun?

I LUH YOU ROB

>Terrible analogy
Fucking retard. There is no difference. Holy shit I wish I could shoot you in the back of the head right now I'm fucking SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING.

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>>76948035
im not a front runner

>>76948052
you'll cowards dont even trane wrestling

What does yoel Romero mean

>>76948047
Divert your energy away from anger and into the creative process. I know you can find a better analogy that actually makes sense. You're making a fool of yourself at the moment, I'm just here to provide constructive criticism.

>>76948064
that's aikido m9

>>76948065

What part of "No for Gay Jesus" do you not understand?

How much clothing do you have to remove for a tattoo?

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>>76947988
He will not

>Dangerous with every hand
>Only has KOs with his left hand

>>76948154
Angles, my guy

>>76948154
*TKOs

>>76948020
shittaker in for a rude awakening

should have stayed at WW my brother

>>76948001
Not really

Olivi just said Cyborg is the co-main for UFC 214.

How do you think Woodley feels?

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>>76948029
My door is open

>>76948207
After 209, Woodley should feel grateful that he hasn't been stripped and cut.

>>76948206
Yes really

>>76948207
I don't think he cares cause he's still getting his PPV points and was co-main for 205 anyway
>>76948226
Woodley wasn't the one who made the fight boring.

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He cannot lose too many bad things have happened this year

>>76948029
WMMA is so bad she'll still get main cards of PPVs and a salary better than 80% of the male fighters

wage gap is real brehs

>>76948029
Claudia isn't a "journeywoman"

>>76948252
>and a salary better than 80% of the male fighters
Simply not true fedoraturd

>>76948236
Not at all

>>76948249
Miller cannot lose he's just getting over Lyme disease too many bad things have happened this year.

>>76948245
>Woodley wasn't the one who made the fight boring.
He's exactly half the reason.

>>76948143
Imagine if we combined all of them into one biracial GOAT.

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Who would win:

15 Floyd Mayweathers vs 1 prime silverback alpha male mountain gorilla.

No points decisions, just a straight fight to the death.

>>76948208
Why is a proud son of Crete going after a slav stick figure when there are fertile assyrian fertility goddesses available to you?

>>76948285
So 15 chimps vs a gorilla

>>76948290
because proxys

>>76948245
Wonderboy didn't throw, wanted to counter

Woodley didn't throw, wanted to counter

zzzzzzzzzz

>>76948207
Maybe Woodley should try to sell some tickets.

>>76948252
Everything you said is true except the salary part. Everybody in the UFC gets paid peanuts unless you're a KO artist or a living, breathing meme.

>>76948253
She's always climbing the mountain but never sees the summit. She's lost twice to the champion and only the champion. That's literally what a journeyman/woman is.

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>>76948273
>He's exactly half the reason.
Wonderboi was 95% of the reason that fight was boring, if you weren't a casual and watched most of Woodley's fights you'd know they're usually more exciting. Casuals bought into the boring stale karate point fighting hype

>>76948344
It literally isn't.

>>76948346
Oh yeah, because his fight against Gastelum was a fucking banger alright. Get the fuck outa here, beat it.

>>76948344
>That's literally what a journeyman/woman is.
No it isn't. She's an eternal contender, know the difference.

>>76948350
Explain your own definition, friendo

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How many times do you think that artist pulled his instrument out of that slippery ink and put his best work on her back just to dip it back in over and over?

>>76948344
She's a contender, you fucking goof. Journeymen don't get titleshots in a division with any depth.

>>76948360
You just made up a definition you retard. A contender isn't a journeyman.

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Is Kevin Lee the greatest lightweight of our generation?

>>76948371
Shes not journeyman but strawweight has no depth

>>76948375
Objectively speaking, yes.

>>76948371
>>76948372
>>76948350
>>76948355
We're splitting hairs here, guys. She's gotten to the big show twice and blown it both times. A perennial contender is the same as a journeyman. If she wasn't getting title shots she'd be a gatekeeper, and only if the people that beat her got the shots instead. But seeing as how no one but the champ has beaten her...

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>>76948377
>Can only win in video games

>>76948399
You're just stupid my man.

>>76948375
>greatest lightweight of our generation
ahshahah
are you forgetting about gooby

>>76948399
You have no idea what your talking about

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>>76948399
>A perennial contender is the same as a journeyman.

>>76948405
I'll take it. The real question here is will Claudia fight Joanna a third time?

>>76948399
>and blown it both times
Dude she's only fought for the title once. She's lost to Joanna twice but the first fight was 3 rounds and a lot of people think she won.

You quite literally don't know what you're talking about.

>>76948399
She has had one title shot. Stop being dumb.

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>>76948414
>he posted this image again!

>>76948417
Yeah you could easily argue that she won 4 of the 8 rounds they fought this guy is retarded

could Faber beat Conor?

>>76948399
Only on /heem/ is Frankie Edgar a journeyman at Featherweight

i'm literally the only one here knowledgeable on the topic of women's mma.

Also never listen to an Australian opinion they're a bunch of fucking tards.

>>76948426
He's a poor man's chad mendes so no

>>76948425
>she won 4 of the 8 rounds
lol now that's what i call mental gymnastics
my sides are in obituary

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>>76948404

>>76948444
>Being too much of a casual you don't know basic combat sports terms

>>76948444
Mental gymnastics? The first fight could have gone either way and she won the first 2 rounds of their last fight

>>76948449
yeah, Conor really MAJORITY DECISIONED the absolute FUCK out of Nate.

>>76948426

nah hes too small look at him getting light up vs Edgar

Edgar vs Conor is a great fight though and its a real shame it will never get made

Amanda Poones doesn't know wtf she is going to do in this fight.

Valentina knows exactly what she is going to do and is disciplined enough to pull it off.

Amanda can't blitz her, and she's not better than her anywhere lolololol

If you don't bet on Valentina you're virtually retarded.

>>76948463
wait, did you say that nate LOST against CONOR

>>76948468
post slip

>>76948472
Conor won the decision
Nate won the fight

Whittaker via Round 1 TKO
Nunes via Round 2 RNC
Overeem via Decision
Pettis via Guillotine

Screencap this!

>>76948433

>fedoraMAN.jpg

>>76948458
>>76948457
That's a very, very, very casual and frankly idiotic way to look at it. You can't fucking add up the rounds of 2 fights lol. Joanna LITERALLY isn't fighting to finish by the way she's fucking fighting at a pace to win rounds you absolute zeroes. Christ all fucking mighty I'm the only one who knows ANYTHING about fighting here.

>>76948472
Nate Diaz has never lost a fight.

>>76948487
You're a heem journeyman

I'm the champion

Know your place

>>76948481
>dropped 3 times
>he w-w-w-won the fight!

>>76948476

I rewatched Lawler vs Woodley the other day... Lawler seemed really off that fight both in the walkout and in the cage

I hope hes alright

>>76948487
Im not saying that makes Claudia better or even as good as Joana, my point was that a journeywomen doesnt have 2 close loses to the undefeated champion and you know nothing

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>>76948468
What happens if Nunes forces Shevchenko to lead?

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>>76948420
ayyy lmao

>>76948501
Agreed. Nate won the fight.

>>76948481
>hi guys i am from america and i can't speak english

Someone post webm's of Ben Henderson schooling Nate Diaz

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>>76948510
meme magic my friend

>>76948515
Your flag says Serbia. I'm sorry you can't speak English. How are you posting here? CAYou inly read it?

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GA-DOOSH

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>Diaz fans will never enjoy a moment this historic

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>>76948535


>tfw

>>76948507
I felt like he abandoned his style because he was being overly cautious of Woodley's power and ironically, that's exactly what led to him being caught.

That and he's also a bit of a slow starter recentlu

>>76948535
196 was more satisfying.

>>76948535
Conor fans will never get to enjoy his defending a belt.

>>76948487
>frankie edgar is a journeyman guise i only know mma i trane ufc

>>76948346
Of his last 6 fights 3 of them have been shit and boring, so not really no.

>>76948535

Nate and Nick could have been somebody if they would just fucking learn from their previous fights. Everybody who's beaten them has kicked their leg off, wrestlefucked them, or outpointed them at range.

I actually invented mma. I was watching wed and I said "wouldn't it be radical if this was real" and then the UFC started

Ama

i can see and hear it

fucking worthless every other part of the world

only place with great mma fighters is florida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFH0i0KcE_o

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>>76948554
He defended the real FW belt against the fake one Laldo had

>>76948481
Except Conor did a lot more damage?

>>76948582
Mom what are you doing on /heem/? Why do you sound so mad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Pn5wFhouU

rare interview for fans of the beef

these motherfuckers will never stop being funny together

they should do some standup or a cop buddies movie

>>76948594
Nate would have killed him if there wasn't a ref to stop it. 2 ""men"" saying Conor ""won"" doesn't mean he won the fight.

>>76948554
Conor fans literally don't give a shit, nor should they.

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Missed me?

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>>76948589

>>76948481
This isn't WorldStar, it's an athletic competition. It's irrelevant who would win in a bar fight because that isn't what's being discussed.

>>76948589
So was Aldo's belt that he won against Frankie the real FW belt and Conor's was the fake one?

>>76948614
reported

>>76948607
No he wouldn't. Conor won the fight. Nate lost

>>76948625
How did the fight end in the 5th?

congratulations bulgaria and you're welcome to florida for helping you launch your first communications satellite you fucking zeroes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mLi-rRTh8

>>76948617
Sorry, can't win everything. Conor lost the fight.

>>76948633
With nate Doing nothing and lying on top of him? Nice way of killing someone lad

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Someone remind me how many judges scored it a victory for Nate?

>>76948623
haha good one

>>76948463
>one judge doesn't know how to use 10-8s properly
>"Fuken Irish manlet got lucky"

How much money should I bet on Yoel to win?

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>>76948621
No they let him keep his old fake belt and gave Holloway the real one

>>76948644
No he didn't, he won.

>>76948646
Conors ucky there was a ref to save him. He sure wasn't getting up on his own.

>>76948663
He won the decision, not the fight.

>>76948657
But Conor took the belt from Aldo, remember?

>>76948663
Umm I don't think so sweetie. He won the **decision, not the fight.

>>76948648
Not one, in fact. Not one. The best N8 got on those cards was a handful of rounds and a draw. And by the end of it, Nate's face looked like hamburger and he could barely walk on his right leg. His Diaz chin and cardio is the only reason who wasn't TKO'd.

>boxed up by a lightweight
>dropped thrice by a lightweight
>ragdolled by a fucking leaf
>amputated by a hue

>>76948607
SIMULATED
DEATH
MATCH

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>Leave Jon Jones to me

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Women of the UFC

>>76948667
Says who? Is Nate known for controlling people on the ground like a building Chris Weidman style? Not really, Conor was in full guard for about two seconds and he was able to get up eventually against the much more dominant wrestler in chad mendes. And if there wasn't a ref to save Nate then Conor would have just soccer kicked him lol

>>76948676
>by a lightweight
HE IS A LIGHTWEIGHT

NATE DIAZ IS NOT A 3000LB MONSTER STOP THIS MYTH

Conor is never going to defend his LW belt when are they going to strip him so we can move on?

>>76948685
Looks like dudes

>>76948673
>>76948673
Sorry to correct you lads but Conor actually won the fight.
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7244/Conor-McGregor-vs-Nate-Diaz

>>76948690
Conor was never in postion. Would have ended like the first fight. Relax sweetie. Conor won the decision.. You can hold onto that.

>>76948673
For sure my man but Laldo lost the fake belt to Conair but he let Laldo keep the plastic fake belt

>>76948691
I'm just countering autism with autism, buddeh

>>76948667
>the sport has rules
>but if there weren't rules it would have ended differently
yes it would you absolute retard conor has way more money he can afford more professional bodyguards to beat the shit out of nate and pay his way out of a lawsuit so fuck off already nate got his shit pushed in in the second fight

>>76948685
I would unironically fuck all of them

>>76948702
That's the decision, not the fight. Try again honey.

>>76948708
>nate lied on top of him for ten seconds
>for sure he would have died on the street my man

Nate Diaz lost the fight just like he lost the other 10 fights on his record, move on with your life.

>>76948702
He won the decision, but that's distinct from winning the fight.

>>76948690
>And if there wasn't a ref to save Nate then Conor would have just soccer kicked him lol
Yeah, it's not like giving your leg to someone with exceptional jits is a terrible idea or anything.

>>76948730
The decision which decides who wins a fight lol.

>>76948719
At least you admit Conor wouldn't be able to win a fight without bodyguards. At least he can win a decision tho. Unfortunately, there are no judges on the street.

>>76948714
Oh then it's alright good luck

>>76948673
fucking australians

>>76948736
No it isn't lol. He lost, and now you've lost. Just accept it.

>>76948733
N8s lost decisions, not fights. Thompson arguably beat him, ill give you that.

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>>76948682
>Jones beats Cormier and Stipe but loses to Gokhan

Would be the best timeline

>>76948745
I don't think so sweetie, fighters decide who win a fight not judges. Judges award a decision.

>>76948745
Gus beat Jon Jones but lost the fight
Anderson Silva beat Bisbing but lost the fight
Hagler beat Leonard but lost the fight

>>76948755
>He lost

A decision, not a fight.

>>76948758
So you're saying he didn't get the living piss beaten out of him by RDA, Benson Henderson, Rory Macdonald and Joe Stevenson. Because he did.

>>76948782
Decisions aren't fights bro

>>76948777
No, he lost the fight.
>>76948769
The decision to who won the fight, which was Conor, which is universally agreed upon by everyone but faggy Diaz manchildren fans.

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I set my Fabricio Werdum in defense mode and end my turn

>>76948805
Judges can say who won decisions, not fights

>>76948802
Yes they are. They decide who won the fight. And Nate's a loser which is why he keeps on losing them.

>>76948815
Losing decisions sure, but not fights

>>76948812
Decisions as to who won the fight. Which was Conor, which everyone who is clever agrees with.

>>76948685
Rate this harem out of ten.

>>76948679
https://youtu.be/53mTeHYiNos&t=407

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>>76948808
*Cartwheels over your guard*

>>76948819
Decisions are fights.

>>76948821
Decisions aren't fights bro there are no judges on the street

>>76948836
Yes they are.

>>76948835
Then how did Conor win the decision AND still lose the fight. You just contradicted ur self. Checkm8

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Macgregor outplayed Diaz technically in both fights except the bjj part but why we still discuss it? cause Nate Diaz probably inhaled oxygen or took mushrooms idk before the fights like the fuckin Marylin Manson before any live show and he couldnt feel anything.His head was a bloody mess.That guy is a moving punching bug but nevermind for the goofies here lets see the trilogy

Is there anyone who could outplay Conor,who has an even or superior standing game than Conors?This is the guy I want to see next against Conor and not this fuckin pointless trilogy

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>>76948836
>>76948835
Well, what is it?

>>76948846
No there aren't judges on the street

>>76948849
Conor won both though.

>>76948861
The decision sure, but not the fight.

>>76948850

Conor is very beatable and probably why he won't ever defend a belt

>>76948860
So? What does an area that people walk down beside a road have to with fights? And what does it not having judges have to do with the fact that

>>76948746
where did i admit that
i just said he is able to secure a def. win over the gypsy mexican
do they not teach you english in schools over there

>>76948860
the people watching usually are the judges, its not like there are street fights to death around every corner shit gets broken up and the people watching know who won

>>76948850
Floyd is the only man alive to give Conor a challenge on the feet

>>76948870
They're the same thing mate, do keep up.

>>76948873
Fighters decide fights
>>76948877
Don't backtrack now bro ur making a fool of ur self
>>76948878
Ur walking down the wrong streets then bro
>>76948890
Then how did Conor win the decision and lose the fight? Doesn't make sense

>>76948901
Conor won the fight though, we've been through this a few times now. Shall we consult other fighters and ask them who won. Pretty sure 99% of them will say Conor

>>76948263
she made more than 8 male fighters on that card, and some of those include show PLUS win bonuses

>>76948915
No only fighters in the fight decide fights. So do u think nate won the decision and the fight If they're the same thing?

>>76948901
i'm not your fucking brother you fucking animal who the fuck is backtracking i had to go puke from reading all the garbage you are posting

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>tfw you were winning till you lost

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>>76948901
>Then how did Conor win the decision and lose the fight?

go home Nick, you're drunk off Nate's money again

>>76948925
>condo would win a fight because he has. Ore bosyguards and $
>I never said that bro
>pukes
I don't get u bro

>>76948923
No, Nate lost both. Conor made him lose by punching him in the face and kicking his leg.

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Yoel open workout:
https://youtu.be/Pd1n-jWUitQ

Looks better than before. Whittaker has his hands full.

>>76948935
The punches and kicks didn't stop Nate tho. Nate powered thru and won the fight. fwatch fitagain and tell me who wins the figh, no scoring rounds that's decision shit

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strategies for full camp rematch:

Conor
>bring in tall awkward lefty boxers
>implement leg kicks even though you hate throwing them
>work on TDD
>bring in specialist to address cardio issues

Nate
>gain weight
>inadvertently trash your own cardio

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>>76948020
>Yoel, you just FUCKED with the bull!

>>76948939
Natty GOAT

>>76948943
I'll go with the guy who did more damage and dropped the other guy 3 times

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Realistically, if you were winning until you lost does that mean you won the fight but lost the stoppage?

>>76948932

>>76948929

>>76948208
Best feet in the UFC

>>76948947
Sorry m8, but the meme isn't kicking off. I like your creativity though

>>76948952
Conor was saved by e ref he lost the fight

>>76948955
"winning until you lost" is treated as a meme round these parts but look at Overeem and it's 90% of his fights

he was thrashing Bigfoot before he got cocky and got absolutely gadooshed

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post yfw yoel pops for tren after getting heemed in the fight

>>76948943
>it doesn't matter if I got hurt way more than you because I didn't get knocked out

Conor won the fight pal. Nate didn't do shit compared to Conor.

>>76948970
He won the fight
>>76948956
That wins rounds, not fights

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>>76948957
For me, it's Miesha Tate.

>>76948961
fuck off

>>76948961
No he wasn't. Conor was about to get up and knock him out, Nate actually got saved by the bell.

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This man will save the MW division

>>76948978
Then y did Conor keep running away?

>>76948962
with heavyweights it doesn't exactly apply because the nature of it is 1 punch can end the fight at any moment. In the lighter weight classes you have to out fight the guy more often than land 1 punch