/tdf/ stage 5

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Map

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'Cuuuuuuuuse me, coming through

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Climb of the beautiful girls
>20%

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>>76938463
>>laugh at delusional once a year Saganfags subedition


So, uncomfy edition then

BOOOOOO! GO HOME PETER!

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>the moment cav found out he will be abandoning le tour

>>76938472
Is the board of beautiful girls long enough for some proper GC action?

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>>76938472
>20%
is this even allowed?

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>>76938504
small gaps. this is from when froomey won in 2012.

you'll remember the image of froome, evans, wiggins appearing over the hump

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>>76938523

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>>76938472
>most brutal part at the end of the climb
ooh baby

>>76938526
based fucking cadel

the only pure winner of the tour in the last 30 years at least

>>76938463

Sagan did nothing wrong.
He should be awarded a fucking medal instead for trying to kill the scum of the earth

>>76938511
They had 30% climb in Giro Rosa yesterday.

How many bings and bongs until the start?

>>76938541
>implying no Lemond

>>76938541
Him winning the Tour despite that stage where Cuntador went full speed once he got radiod that Evans had a mechanical was based as fuck yeah

Don't forget Sastre though, also very likely a pure rider, I really liked that guy.

>>76938541
>worked with Michele Ferrari in 2000
>pure


>pseudo-Buddhist, non-christian
>pure

>>76938579
yeah fair call with sastre, I suppose I'm still a bit salty about that because I thought cadel would win that year

>>76938563
yes true, should have said 25 years

>>76938591
#TeamSagan

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Do Roche and Delgado count as clean riders?

Sagan did literally nothing wrong.

>>76938614
no

>>76938551
>30% climb in Giro Rosa

how would women even be able to ride up that...

>>76938591
Put Park Sang-Hoon in Team Sagan

>>76938623
Extremely slowly

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Poll from /r/Peloton http://www.strawpoll.me/13355857/r

>>76938623
faster than you

>>76938554
around 20 bings

>>76938551
ITT no less

>>76938634
cute but like everyone on this board, i am a professional athlete making 300k with a 8/10 wife.

>>76938636
Tak

>no sagan

who cares lol

>>76938644
I'm unemployed and take so many benzos that I cant even get an erection

Froome and Porte mark each up the climb, the rest of the GC race is in shambles behind them and-
BAH GAWD ITS PETER SAGAN DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS ON A CHARIOT MADE OF BORA KITCHEN TOPS. THE EARTH SHAKES AS HE DOES A NO-HANDED, NO BIKE WHEELIE OVER THE FINISH TO WIN BY 18 MINUTES. IN PENANCE, THE RACE JURY CANCELS THE GREEN JERSEY COMPETITION AND DECLARES HIM THE ETERNAL WINNER.

>>76938663
Sad!

>>76938674
won't happen

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>no more faggy voice
bless you

>>76938623
https://twitter.com/ilbazzo/status/882190796929347584

>>76938667
what do you want an erection for?

Sagan is still in the race, you morons.

>>76938498
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

What a clown

>>76938684
Got my boys coming over.

Doubles for Quintana attack

Can't wait for >pinot to do a >pinot

>>76938695
jara reyes what are you doing in the uk

quintana is like me at a bar filled with women

>m-maybe tomorrow

>>76938727
joj

for me, it's maybe next year when i'm better looking.

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rate my starters spuh

hello

>>76938727
Lel

>>76938690
What did he mean by this?

>>76938633
>Cav and Sagan equally at fault
Ayy

>>76938744
get rid of that south african. he will flop.

>>76938753
salut petite putain

>IF quintana will attack
>it will be for 20 meters
>Froome will catch him
>this will happen 0 to 3 times

every mountain stage on TdF with quintana and Froome in it.

>>76938776
PM all but ruined TdF mountain stages since Wiggins tbqh.

>>76938774
rude...

>>76938727
but when you finally attack it's going to be brutal and violent

>>76938765
he's one of the best young climbers in the Tour my dude, had a great Criterium de Dauphine and finished top ten in the Tour last year

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>tfw once-a-year fans swear to never watch the tour again
are you still Madiot?

>>76938744
today it will be Aru, Porte, Froome, Fuglkang

>>76938796
flop

>>76938818
Aru will flop
Porte will lose 10-20 seconds today
Froome doesn't win but takes yellow
Fuglsang will finish before Aru but lose time to Froome

>>76938836
>Porte will lose 10-20 seconds today
at least

that faggot is such a consistent let down

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>>76938836
last two times it has been Froome and Nibali winning this finish.
I think Aru flops later

god i hate david millar

is it rape if she is a whote?

>>76938843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfiQA1PK74s
1:05 onwards, Froome just has the bigger balls

BARDET
A
R
D
E
T

*whore

Froome will literally motor his way up today to take a 3 minute lead

>DQagan

>>76938874
Wow.

Porte has said he had trouble with getting sick in the last week of a GT. He has gotten his mouth testicles removed so maybe he won't get sick

THANKS JUAN

>>76938903
getting sick in the third week is code for 'i am shit and cant ride a three week tour without being completely shit at it and pussying out and going home like a worthless faggot'.

In every year Froome has won the Tour he has won the first mountain stage.

>78 posts before coverage even starts

Doesn't look like today's thread will be particularly comfy.

CASUALS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76938922
I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro

>>76938922
I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro

poopie poo

>>76938922
I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro

>>76938922
Not enough French (quality) posters tbqh

>>76938922
I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro

hey lads, where can I find a stream?

>>76938944
hello sweetie

MAJKA
A
J
K
A

>>76938951
at the bottom of the mountain ;P

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VOECKLER ATTAQUE!!!
Today is his birthday

there was an attempt

KIWI MENTIONED

>>76938969
God damn Voeckler always looks good while not actually riding a bike.

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>88

COMFY CASTLE

According to David Millar the break has pretty much won the stage already.

See you tomorrow, boys

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>cav out
>big strong germans in

TSUUUUGABUUUU

LMAOing at the #NoSaganNoTour butthurts

fast black guy

>GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT >GILBERT

>>76938498
Is it karma from when BTFOd that Asian in the Olympics?

>>76939017
>Cav gets his face run over by Degenkolb
>normies flip out and stops watching the tour
This was the best thing that has happened in years

anyone want to take a comfort break with me?

>>76939017
>#NoSaganNoTour


cring

>>76938874
that's humiliating for porte

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Who is your favorite artist, /tdf/?

>photographer taking shots on the back of a motorcycle
>outside
>in broad daylight
>with a flash

what kind of a noob move is that

>>76939041
jw waterhouse

>>76938498
>the doctors had to prove to him he had a broken collar bone

>See, Cav, you have a broken collar bone
>you mean I won't see Champs Elysee this year? Literally crying right now. Saddest story ever.

God damn it cav, I bet the press was called on purpose just for this shot.
Brit media is worse than america real life tv.

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>>76939041
i like turner

>>76939041

Coin toss between Bruegel the Elder and Bruegel the Younger

>>76939041
van gogh ruined art, everything after him is an absolute meme

>>76939041
constable

>>76939041
caspar david friedrich

>>76938794
but he never does

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>>76939078

Forgot pic

i have a bad feeling that there will be a terror attack this year, dunno why just a feeling

>>76939097
nice spoiler

>>76939081
good lad

>>76939097
>there will be a terror attack this year

What do you mean? Like full Sky team power meters breaking at the middle of a mountain stage?

>>76939092
that is epic

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>>76939041
many, but classical only

>>76939077
This tbqh. Tate Britain is top comfy.

Why did Grmay wait so fucking long to chase the breakaway?

Something something Black Africans aren't very bright?

Reminder that Peter "Brexit" Sagan did nothing wrong.

im honestly surprised there hasnt already been one. its literally the perfect place to do it. i thought these muzzies were evil cunts. why havent they blown up the peloton and the huge crowds?

>>76939163
>Peter "Brexit" Sagan

Legit chortled at this, lad.

>Grmaymay

>>76939041
Beksinski

>>76939162
couldn;t get out the pack, sky blocking road.

>>76939186
How many in the chase group?

>Porte attempts an attack on the final climb, gets about 40 feet ahead then runs out of steam
>Sky train chugs to the finish while Cantana follows Froome to the line

This is how it's going to end isn't it

>>76939041
Louis Wain

>>76939062
>not using fill flash in sunshine while taking pictures outside
Enjoy your shitty pictures with fucked up lighting levels.

>>76939210

Eight

BOASSON HAGEN E. 92DDD +00:00:16
GILBERT P. 104QST+00:00:30
BAKELANTS J. 12ALM+00:01:23
PERICHON P. 216TFO+00:03:49
VOECKLER T. 171DEN+00:08:04
VAN BAARLE D. 189CDT+00:09:45
DE GENDT T. 134LTS+00:10:08
DELAGE M. 73FDJ+00:19:00

Nice viaduct

who gonna win today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRM0HOLkvl8
/comfy/

>>76939259
1agan

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>>76939041
Bosch

>>76939173
this

>>76938541
Thinking any top riders (especially from his time) are clean is naive. The important thing is that there is a level playing field.

>>76939259
de Gendt it the breakaway lasts, Froome if it doesn't

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>>76939273

Find it interesting that everyone favorite artist is from there own country. This is why we need a EU state.

>>76939168
why do it when people like you are already scared about it.

>>76939297
>there own
>a EU

>>76939277
this is some next level shit

Dynamic duo Martin - Fuglsang today.

>tfw I missed the thread yesterday

How bad was the british rage followed by the Slovakian outcry?

>>76939297
> there

>>76939041
Claude Monet

>>76939307
>>76939319
الله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبر

>>76939311

Quite mild desu

who /lynx/ here

>>76939077
>>76939092
nice

>>76939304
t. ali babba al copenhageni

>>76939327
classic choice lad

haystacks are max comfy

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>>76939330

pretty mild? :D

pic related, Slovak media most read articles

>>76939339
back to /pol/

>>76939307
an european

>>76939349
I love impressionism in general, way more beautiful to me than realism.

>>76939041
Sirotti

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>>76939333
Also a fan of Kittelsen :3

is there a non-faggy version of this thread anywhere?

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Dumping b4 i go work

>>76939168
If they did they would get Serbiaed.
These are heroes to millions and cycling is full of aggressive people, both on the spectator and athlete side.

>>76939381
Cycling is pretty faggy by definition. Except they don't overcompensate the other way like mangrapple fans do.

>>76939356
no

>>76939311
>>76939355

I thought you meant the racethread.

The casuals basically shat themselves

>>76926683

>>76939373
Surrealism is my jam. Max Ernst, Rene Magritte, Dali, etc.

>>76939361
fuck man. i was just saying the exact same thing to someone just hours ago.

>>76939381
no. now post dicks

Has Sagan's Bora commercial run yet?

>>76939395
I did mean the thread. I saw some reactions from analysts and reporters after it happened.

It'd be willing to bet if it was the other way around very few people would defend Chavandish though.

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>>76939398
true dat

>>76939407
>I hate dis cucking rebolushion

betfair cheated me from winning on greipel in top 3 yesterday. fucking cunts.

>>76939410
wrong

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>>76939398

How do you like your Varo?

>>76939163
Peter "Revenge the gook, Cav is shook" Sagan
Peter "From loose shoe to DQ" Sagan
Peter "Finishes with a BANG" Sagan
Peter "Hit The Road Cav" Sagan
Peter "Elbow the Anglo" Sagan
Peter "Hit the Brit" Sagan

>>76939410

Cav has done this many times before and is known for it, Sagan isn't and upon watching replays you can see Cav was the one that initiated and caused the crash.

>>76939434
ahead of his time

>>76939432
Sagan out - housewives pout

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>>76939414
its fun but would you want it hanging on your wall

>>76939432
Peter "Park the Mark" Sagan
Peter "Isle of Man on the ground again" Sagan
Peter "If you're a Brit you will eat shit" Sagan

>>76939422

http://www.betfair.com/aboutUs/Dispute.Resolution/

You're well within your rights to get paid out on the third. If you threaten to escalate it then you'll get paid double fast.

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:V)

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>>76938472
>>76938511
Giro Rosa TT yesterday

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>>76939041
>>76939077

Big Turner fan here too.

Just discovered Ivan Aivazovsky.

Peter "I'm not going to win this race and you're going home in a neck brace" Sagan

Lol at the commentators acting like anyone except froome has a chance to win

>>76939398
Funny going through these, so many cases of knowing the painting but I could never tell you the name or who made it (except some Dali).
The Magritte stuff is awesome.

>>76939473
sweaty

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gtg work, finishing with french artist. have a good thread boys

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>>76939473
20% as well.
Very cheeky, as the profile liked like this.

>>76939398
DUDE PSYCHADELIC LMAO

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>>76939434
>rating this

>>76939469
they claim that when the ceremony started sagan was still 2nd

Who knew that /tdf/ posters would be so patrician?

>>76939499
>being this much of a plen

>>76939509
>being this much of a soulless commie

>>76939431
I like it

>>76939504
Like Golf and Tennis, on average a bit more high class / cultured people tend to be into this sport, I've found.

>>76939501

>Cycling
>Where there is a presentation ceremony, markets will be settled on the official result of the relevant governing body at the time of the ceremony, regardless of any subsequent disqualification or amendment to the result.
>If there is no presentation ceremony, outcomes will be determined in accordance with the official result of the relevant governing body, regardless of any subsequent disqualification or amendment to the result (except if an amendment is announced within 24 hours of the initial settlement of the relevant market in order to correct an error in reporting the result).

That's harsh, man. I guess they make that rule to counter failed drug tests weeks, months and years down the line. But in that instance, you've been fucked.

>>76939517
i am defending turner... i don't think you understand art or what is going on in this thread.

>>76939546

Sports that have a high cost barrier of entry tend to be so.

someone spoonfeed me a stream plz

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Hey it's me your Yellow jersey rider.
Remember me?

>>76939480
I wrote a paper on "Le Viol" by Magritte in one of my French classes in uni.

>>76939553
hide american posts
ignore american posts
do not reply to american posters

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>>76939553
>i am defending turner.

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will quintana attack today

>>76939565
Don't get your hopes up

>>76939571
not sure what you are trying to convey with that picture

>>76939565
I don't rate boasson hagen

>>76939564
https://www.npo.nl/live

if you strain your ears it'll sound almost just like danish

Porte is gonna win!
Really strong!

>>76939572

He will feign a single attack where he goes from the left side of the road to the right, Froome and the 3 Sky riders with him will instantly be on his wheel and that's the end of it.

>>76939587
This is Richie's year la

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philip my mother-in-law made here also a monkey soup a delight

>>76939564
http://cricfree.sc/euro-sports-1-live-stream

Comfy Carlton

>>76939584
lol no. dutch is such an awful language. you are right about straining your ears though...

danish is a much nice sounding language. no offence though. i love holland.

>>76939451
name?

its a cuckin' revolution

>>76938463
sagan yellow

Did anyone notice the size of Kittel's penis when he won the other day? You could see it clearly in his knicks. I thought it would be massive but it's about the size of mine and I'm only 5'9 tall.

>>76939605
>New Holland talking shit
Never get discovered by me or my ancestors again

>>76939613
Dave. You?

>>76939584
I don't think you can watch NOS streams without a dutch IP.

>>76939605
Turn off your proxy you danish scum.

>>76939584
>>76939601
thanks lads

Yates is so uncouth.
..............

“Is there a better summit finish in the Tour for me? That’s a really good question. I don’t know. I know the climb and it’s f*cking hard. It is a bit shorter, which I do think suits me a little bit but it’s going to be difficult,” Yates told Cyclingnews.

“A lot of the other guys are going really well and you saw at Longwy that Richie ripped the legs off everyone in just one kilometre. It’s going be to be difficult but I’ll give it a go.”

seeing cav crash into the boards was so satisfying
i dont know why because i like him but it makes me feel warm and tingly

>>76939625
works for me

>>76939599
Yes

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>>76939618
hmmmm

>>76939613

Giovanni Paolo Panini,
Picture Gallery with Views of Modern Rome, 1757

>>76939625
>>76939620
dutch/flemish is terrible sounding and you know it

>>76939625
it works :^D

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>>76939622

>>76939618
Penis size usually shrinks during sport because blood gets pulled to muscles and vital organs. So it's not really a fair comparison.

>>76939631
yatesii are fucking legends and im glad we have them

Danish is widely praised as a beautiful language. i have never heard anybody who didn't enjoy its graceful tone.

>>76939659
I wasn't really saying anything about comparison between he and I. It just looked small compared to his huge frame.

>>76939675
>>76939618
Kittel is well known for being hung.

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>>76938463
If only they would do a real climb like Scanuppia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5hjFksSCM

>>76939648
It's like one of the three closest languages to English
I can imagine that some of the sounds can sound harsh to someone who doesn't speak the language tho

>>76939685
he clearly isn't

>>76939668
0/10 bait

>>76939685
I'm sure he is and I don't care but it looked small the other day and you couldn't help but notice it if you aren't a bisexual like myself.

>>76939690
I like dutch. It sounds like afrikaans with more of a tune.

>>76939565
fat useless failure

>>76939690
That explains why you lot are so good at speaking English. I actually don't mind listening to Dutch after a while but when you first hear it, it's like hearing a German trying to speak while having someone fart in their mouth.

>>76939675
Have you ever done sports? Ever?

>>76939704
He isn't. Don't let them bully you.

i bet on greipel top 3 and sagan in front of greipel. when i asked about greipel bets they say sagan was still in top 3 when the ceremony starts. when i ask about the sagan vs cav bet i'm told sgan was 10th.

>>76939659
>>76939675
>>76939685

I was at a lake in Berlin last year. This huge guy went for a nude swim and when he emerged from the water, his penis was tiny. I went for a swim in the same lake a few days later and I felt bad for judging the guy several days earlier.

I'm normally five and a half inches on a flop but after my swim, it was so small I'd wondered where it had gone.

>>76939705
You lot have the best accent. Fucking love it. On women especially.

>>76939734
thanks for the tale, m8

>>76939713
Say it to his face and not online and he would probably nod respectfully at you imho

>>76939734
thanks for the tale, m8

>>76939734
I was in the pool!!

Distance check - my stream is at 101.1km

>>76939761
99.9km

>bouhani nature break whilst riding in the peloton
hahahaha

>>76939761
99.6
TV

>>76939687
Someone should go do everesting on Scanuppia.

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>>76939041
That's easy, Puck "I'd love to fuck" Moonen

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IS AN QT A ATHLETE

Can an QT climb an HC category? (Horse climb category)

>>76939780
she makes me want to kill myself

>>76939732
>betting
serves you right, maybe you'll learn your lesson now and not trust scum with your money

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Would he win the TDF?

>>76939797
In what way?

>>76939780
Did she make those?
If so she is a better artist than cyclist.

quintana by himself sucking the wheel of the sky train.

Kek.

>>76939819
2qt

>>76939812
Maybe if it was an abbreviation for "Trenbolone Deca Fraud"

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Would he win the TdF?

>>76939862
wiggo retired m8

>>76939821

Always good to have a fall back career option :)

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Could he have won the TdF?

>>76939911
didnt know max richeze rode for discover

>>76939883
>Wiggo actually saying he wants even more olympic medals but now he's going to switch to rowing
I love this british lad madman

Who would be the worst rider to have as your roommate?

>>76939911
Talking about lesser races, is that one token blackguy in the tour this year? I don't think I've seen him yet.

>>76939918

He cashed out when he was ahead.

Would a limit of 5 riders per team do anything to halt the turbocharged sky locomotive? I ask only because I feel that they are ruining the sport. Also what is up with all these flat stages for fucks sake.

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the next american hope?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCDwJz1KyqT/

>>76939927
...have you seen what the rest of today looks like?

>>76939918
he's one of those sportsmen who can't cope with the idea of retirment. Once he retires he'll blow all his money on rentboys and cocaine.

>>76939927
>ruining the sport
maybe if you only watch the tour you pleb

>>76939911
No, too heavy, maybe he could be a good sprinter but never a GC contender

>>76939921
>Who would be the worst rider to have as your roommate?

TJ 'No more excuses' Van Garderen

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>>76939917

>>76939937
tfw to smart for climbs

Nice town

>>76939921
>is that one token blackguy in the tour this year?

Gene and Grmay are the two token black guys this year. The latter tried to join today's breakaway but was nixed by his team.

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>>76939911
>>76939930
will he bring the yellow back to the US?

>>76939921
>Who would be the worst rider to have as your roommate?

cavendish.

he's got OCD in regards to tidying the room and making sure everything is in its appropriate place.

also his voice gets my nerves, la.

>>76939927
yeah i hate this sky train. anyone know why they're wearing the bmc kit today?

Is it a requirement for all housing in these towns to use that orange material for their roofing? I like it either way, real comfy compared to a mess of randomly colored shingles.

>>76939979
Herbert aub

>>76939996
they're dried orange peels

>>76939993
Why the hell are BMC blowing themselves up anyway? Why not rotate with other teams?

This way they just ensure that if they catch the breakaway, Froome will have full support on the climb while Porte will be alone

>>76939996
Yes.
They will kill you otherwise.

>>76939957
to smart too fulfill potential

tbf though he nearly lost his leg

>>76939996

No, all of our roofs are like that traditionally

>>76939927
there will be 8 riders in grand tours from 2018.

>>76939996
in certain parts of europe your house needs to look like all the other houses
paint colour and roof

in this one part of france, you have to give your child a normal name. it has to be from the book of name and it has to be passed by the local council. google it.

What the hell is bmc doing?

>>76940025
it's porte's day

>>76940006
Somebody from the team said that sky was willing to let the break go but they wanted to keep it closer. It was quoted by the Eurosport commentator. It sounded like they wanted to show of their strength which i'm sure sky is happy about.

Why don't they just let the Cyclists Juice as much as they want?
Maybe it would be interesting to see someone climb the alps in 15 minutes.

>>76940025

Showing off and wasting energy.

>>76940006
porte won't need support.

guys a fucking legend renowned for excelling at short, sharp hills at the end of a stage.

>>76940009
Try to be an edgelord hipster with your shiny pink roof. The local government will burn it down here. We are even required to grow grass on the fields in the winter. So it looks /comfy/

>>76940040
I was just in Ireland where the gov't subsidizes sheep farming to keep the grass short and pretty.

>>76940025
>>76940006
Just giving Porte a bit of confidence, and make his opponents worry more about his form and intentions.

It's not like the guys he's using up now are going to be a help on the climb either way.

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>podium girls disgust me

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>>76939911
>>76939930
>>76939989
Is this the next super sprinter?

>>76940040
So basically like a HOA.

>>76940040

Your excessive bureaucracy seems really comfy desu. Much better than the individualism we have over here.

>>76939996
Some restrictions are applying for roofing,doors and windows in specific historic parts of old towns, not the case here.
it's just the standard tiles color