Heem

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Good thread

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Good thread

https://youtu.be/HPuuvdhNej8 [Open]

What happened to Maynard and Miller? They're not even that old.

I remember thinking Cole had the potential to be great at lightweight

>>76931287
goldie would heem every here (except me)

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Marc Diakiese and Jared Cannonier = Free Money

Speaking nonsurreptitiously, who is your favorite female strawweight in the UFC?

>>76931325
The face that filled the comedy void left by carlin, geraldo and o'neal.

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I've been kookied

>>76931427
holy fucking shit shut up

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YNUEVO

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>>76931459
>Tfw will never be one of Yoel's training dummies that he throws around for 10 mins straight

>>76931370

JJ is the only correct answer

>>76931493
>h8rs are submissive cuck fetishists that want to be dominanted

im shocked

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>>76931510

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>>76931493

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>>76931527

>>76931346
Cole Miller would have killed Conor

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>Nate has narrow shoulders

You're wrong

Believe you me Whittaker's striking is overrated, left high kick from Romero all day

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Is it fucking over for Floyd?

>>76931688

No but we can spend the next 8 weeks pretending it is

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I owe the piper 6 miles today

how would a Wonderboy vs Gunnar Nelson fight go heem?

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>>76931677
I was gonna say, Nate isn't really narrow shouldered. I think people are worrying too much

>>76931678
>osp will heem jon

>>76931718
do you run 12 miles an hour? idk how people run for more than 30 minutes at a time, it's so boring

>>76931688
Do you guys realise how retarded this cycle looks for you?
>Lmao is THIS his training? Haha. JUST
>It's over for him THIS TIME
>Look at him go haha it's over for him
>ok next time it's over for him

I can't even run for more than 3 minutes without gassing out

>>76931740
>it's so boring
It actually isn't, very relaxing 2bh

>>76931741
This comment could work for both fighters. Who are you intending this comment for?

Some people have genetically good cardio

reminder that bisping knocked out puke poohole on 12 days notice

>>76931773
Not true, 6 months ago I could only do 2 miles, now I'm doing triple that

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73810097/#q73811427

>>76931773
is the smell of your farts genetic? i feel like it might be

>>76931739
s-stop

>>76931753
What do you mean gassing out? Like you can't run any longer? I usually just break through initial response to give up and then start a rythm.

>>76931788
That proves nothing?
Some people can do 6 miles their 1st or 2nd week. Dude I know had never done any exercise or sport in his life, legit spent all his free time on minecraft eating crisps and was able to run 4 miles his 1st time. A few months later he's able to do 10 and he only goes running once a week.

>>76931794
diet

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>>76931688
No Conor.This is precision

>>76931834
Well the point is I couldn't do 2 miles at the beginning of this year without feeling like I was gonna die, if I kept thinking that it was cause of genetics I would never have gotten better at it.

>>76931805
Yeah my lungs just give in and start to hurt and if I push myself any more I throw up. I've swam my whole life so I'm not really in bad shape and sometimes cycle 20 miles if it's decent weather but I can not run for more than 3 minutes and that's after months of trying.

>>76931852
I wonder if they'll allow 360 punches in the fight.

>>76931876
this is the Andy Hug punch

Who is unironically the most overrated ufc fighter ever?

Very happy that Toothless Tom is fighting Friday. He deserves the contract, great guy.

>>76931857
It doesn't work like that, everyone can improve but some people will never have to. If you're genetically ugly you can improve and make yourself better looking but some people are born perfect. That's what I mean

>>76931868
probably your muscles giving out, i used to stand 10 hours a day and i could run a mile somewhat easily just cause my legs didn't get tired

>>76931876
get the fuck out of /heem/ you faggot

>>76931893
We are not talking about ugliness or beauty, we are talking about cardiovascular fitness buddeh

>>76931888
Any """""goat""""""

>>76931892
Doesn't he have a tooth now? I haven't watched

>>76931888
gsp

>>76931902
We are talking about genetics, I compared genetics to genetics. Like it or not what I'm saying is true.

>>76931888
I'd say Fedor but he never fought in the UFC, he lost to UFC caliber talent though.

>>76931888
Ronda Rousey

>>76931888
Royce Gracie

>>76931888
BJ Penn

>>76931922
I disagree, no one is born with genetically good cardio, you have to train and work on it, the same way no one is born with 15 inch biceps. There are parts of the world where people have distinct advantages, for instance in east africa or mexico city the people there live at high altitude so their lungs acclimatize better to it compared to low altitude people but that's cause of their environment and not "genetics"...if you want to talk about genetics look at sprinters not long distance runners.

>there is a card friday night

Wut

>>76931964
Like I said, never left the couch could run more on his first time than you or I could after a while. If that's not genetics what is it?

No ones born with big biceps but some people will have a much easier time getting them than others, some will put the same amount of effort in and never get them

>>76931888
Jessica Eye

The brit who said it was retarded to not know the difference between a cross and a jab thought this was a jab https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/cowboy%20edson/

>>76931986
Michael "The Gatekeeper" Johnson is fighting Justin "The Can-Crusher" Gaethje. Should be spicy.

>>76932013
what's the difference between a cross and a jab?

how would yoel do at 205 without usada pride days roided

>>76931986
It's international Fight Week you goof

Not that it feels like it

WHERE is the fucking embedded, Dana?

>>76932029
>>76931986

This but unironically this might be one of the best fights so far this year

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>>76932013
Does anyone have a better version of this?
That back take was so slick

>>76931998
I hear what you're saying but I disagree 100%

>>76932071
Absolutely. It will be 100% stand and bang. Neither guy respects the other and wants to be him at their own game.

>>76932040
look at the way Cowboy moves his body, even though its a straight punch he's throwing it with power

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>>76931361
this memeing nigger isn't going to last long.

>>76932077
That's a jab

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>>76932040
>Jab a straight left hand punch if you are an orthodox fighter. If you're a southpaw, its a straight right hand punch.

>Cross a straight right hand punch if you are an orthodox fighter. If you're a southpaw, its a straight left hand punch.

>>76932103
It's not though

>>76932077
>>76932097
One of Cowboy's best wins. Barboza isn't the most durable guy but his striking in all facets is ELITE, and Cerrone heemed him with a jab and strangled him.

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>>76932101
He is the black Conor McGregor

>>76932110
That is no difference other than which hand you are using so why did they call me a retard?

>>76932103
If that's a jab what Max dropped Aldo with was a jab

>>76932101
>t-t-this time!!!

pitiful white boy

>>76932118
Conor is the black Conor Mcgregor tho

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>>76932110
>>76932111
>It's not though

>Jab a straight left hand punch if you are an orthodox fighter. If you're a southpaw, its a straight right hand punch.

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>>76932118
There's a reason Conor stopped fighting like that, faggot. And a reason Yair got destroyed.

And why Wonderyboy lost twice.

>>76932115
I don't get why Cerrone doesn't stick at Lightweight
I genuinely think he could be top 5, he's a solid fighter

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>>76932131
Stop larping and fuck off, omega )))male(((

>>76932143
Conor only stopped doing memekicks after UFC 196 goof

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>>76932133

>>76932143

I miss Wonderboy I hope he fights again soon

>>76932131
>>76932101
>>76932118
Drakkar Klose isn't white either, so who cares.

>>76932136
It's not though, when throwing a jab you don't move anything other than your forward leg slightly. Cowboy put a lot of power into it and didn't keep his arm 100% straight. Just because he used his forward hand doesn't mean it's still a jab

>>76932164
i actually asian i just like seeing pathetic white boy fail ching chong CHING

>>76932173
What's your point, he stopped for a reason

>>76932185
>Cowboy put a lot of power into it
Nope Barboza has a glass chin and got dropped by a jab.

>>76932163
Because he's huge, him and Masvidal were both killing themselves to make weight. One of the reasons he got hurt so bad to the body was the weight cut

>>76932101
Heem is an ugly bitches free zone

pls go to /hm/ for this shite

>>76932197
He only stopped recently to become more boxing-centric. Doesn't mean that it's a bad style. Also there's a difference between Taekwondo and Karate.

>>76932200
Barboza doesn't have a glass chin and that wasn't a jab

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Who's got their bet placed?

Easy fucking money, lads.

Lmao the spammer is here on 4th of july. He has no life.

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>>76932234
>Barboza doesn't have a glass chin
LOL

>>76932163

Contenders tend to leave divisions when they lose twice to a champ, who really ever wants to see a third one? And what does that say about you that you needed three fights against the same guy to win the belt?

Its why immediate rematches are stupid

he'd lost twice to the Champ RDA (2nd time really badly) when he decided to move up

ironically RDA moved up to so go figure

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>>76932218
are you gay

>>76932163
Too big for LW, too frail for WW. Also, the holes in his striking game get him in a lot of trouble (dropped by Brown twice, bopped by Alvarez, outpointed by Benson, mauled by RDA, mauled by Masvidal). He needs to get back to what got him his early success, which is his ground game.

>>76932235
Bookies will be set for 5 lifetimes thanks to this fight.

>>76932235
bookies love him

>>76932252
RDA could become champ at WW

>>76932256
Are you blind?

That hoe looks like Rashad Evans with a mini Faber chin

>>76932235
fuck off, we have enough garbage posters in /heem/

>>76932235

Did you really bet that if the fight goes to decision Conor the guy just learning Pro Boxing is going to beat one of the best point fighters in the game?

>>76932268
cringe

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>>76932292
Name 20

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>>76932235
>R12

have you seen him after round 2?

he is gassed out of his mind

the only acceptable bets is 1,2,3 Gooby KO or Mayweather by points

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>>76932204
Yeah but he's also a bit, what, undisciplined you could say? If he was stricter with his weight then he'd make LW fairly easily would he not?
It's not like we were hearing him have constant issues with his cuts, his move to WW sort of came about by accident

I reckon he could still make LW, and he's a big one too which is something that helps because he knows how to use his size.
I think him Vs Tony or him Vs Khabib are interesting fights honestly. He's already got a win over Barboza and the former Champ, Alvarez. Good ground game and decent striking

>>76932252
Not always though. Staying in the class is an option. Cowboy himself wanted to go back to LW but he was doing so well at WW and that's where the UFC were giving him fights so he stuck with it

>>76932288
He got heemed by Eddie, no way he gets past Wonderboy or Woodley or even Maia and Lawler. Hell, Condit could probably beat him.

>>76932298
He is betting on Conor to KO Floyd in round 12

>>76932298
That says Conor is going to win in the 12th round, which is even more retarded.

But it's not his bet, he got it from somewhere else. He's a known shitposter and is just coming in here looking for replies by trolling the MCgregor/Mayweather fight. he knows fuck all about MMA otherwise.

>>76932222
He stopped because memekwondo gets you wrestlefucked 10x as easy.

>>76932317
>He got heemed by Eddie
Fluke

Woodley is the only tough fight there.

>>76932315
What am I looking at here? Looks like McGregor is throwing the harder shots. Training with a heavier bag, too.

>>76932359
Stop bullying RIGHT NOW

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>mfw casuals discuss MMA around me

>>76932268
He's actually right though

>>76932315
I'm not sure he said on JRE he was walking around at 180-190 and he was having to go a long time without water. He's getting older now so I think fighting closer to his weight is a good idea. I think soon more and more people will start cutting less as they just feel so much better on it.

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>>76932334
Diakiese is well-rounded casual. He can afford to throw memekicks early as well as wrestle.

>>76932371
>he

Lol ok bud

>>76932351
Look like light skinned Rumble in this angle

>>76932379
I'd rather have schaub posters around than that fucking faggot kippers

>>76932337
I'll bet you think every KO win is a fluke

>>76932389
Shut the fuck up, Adan.

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>>76932291

don't@ me bitch, I was speaking to you

>>76932383
Are you okay?

>>76932393
Lol if Masvidal and Cerrone are top 5 WWs right now, RDA could make it higher than that.

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>spending a holiday spamming 4chan cause you're a friendless loser

Pathetic

>>76932259
Is he really too big for LW though?
>>76932315

>>76932371
Guess that's reason enough then. I still think he could make LW though, but I suppose making it is a different matter to feeling good at that weight

His striking is decent I think. Not elite perhaps, but his ground game makes up for it.
How do you figure him Vs Khabib would go?
Has Khabib fought any guys of Cowboy's size?

>>76932428
is this spam I cant tell

Just got back from the hospital, I was sparring earlier today and got slept by a jab. Doc said my brain looks like swiss cheese. How is this possible, I'm not even 23.

>>76932420
Are you older than 16?

>>76932366
>bro in MMA Conor would murder Floyd,0% chance of beating Conor even with some training,this is Conor's world
>yet they want me to believe Conor suddenly has a chance in Floyd's world

>>76932291
Better?

>>76932424
Wonderboy would tool RDA

>>76932435
Happy fireworksday to you too

>>76932460
Are you serious

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>>76932430
Thought they finally released the embedded
;_;

>>76932465
Just like he tooled Woodley?

>>76932464
Much better

>>76932488
For sure he landed some nice teeps in there my guy

>>76932476
Just a prank bro
#roughhousetuesdays

>>76932424
Guys like RDA are tailor-made for guys like Wonderboy and Lawler. Wonderboy would piece him up the way he did with Whittaker and Hendricks and Lawler who win the slugfest.

>>76931287
>TUF still uses Goldie during the intro

>>76932397
>dropped with a jab

LMAO

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>>76932488
Woodley is bigger, stronger, harder to hit, a better boxer, and a better wrestler than RDA.

>>76932461
yes, we already know you're not because your answer to facts was kys

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how the fuck was conor able to make the 145 cut so consistently when he's a clearly a 155er

kav and him both said they had no idea wtf they were doing and basically Googling shit

for the Siver fight he made 145 on the dot even though he could have made 146

>>76932442
Khabib would win quite easily I think, Cowboy likes to do most of his striking inside, he's not good at keeping the distance and that's perfect for Khabib. Cowboys ground game is good but so is RDA's I don't think it would be too different to that fight.

>Has Khabib fought any guys of Cowboy's size?
Like the same weight? Yeah a few

>>76932540
Diuretics. Its why hes not considered fighting at 145 again since USADA really amped up their testing in 2016

>>76931579
lol he would've gotten slept.

>>76932540
diuretics dude

>>76932540
Good cutting skills
Also his build probably makes it easier.

He looks so bad at 145 yet fight day he looked more than fine, he had that shit down

>>76932582
copy my post again and i fucking swear i will find you

>>76932583
>He looks so bad at 145 yet fight day he looked more than fine, he had that shit down

it's that Pedialyte my dude

>>76932540
Steroids

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>>76932574
Not weight, more height and reach I guess
Even weight though, care to name a few opponents?

>>76932595
dude its almost 1am here and I didnt even see your post (implying that im tired af) that was my honest thought

and you're 100% on the point my man

>>76932612
I'M MAJA AGAINS DAT YEH

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>>76932595 (You) #
dude its almost 1am here and I didnt even see your post (implying that im tired af) that was my honest thought

and you're 100% on the point my man

>>76932618
thanks bro i was just playing a prank dutch are always the best posters here

Jake Shields

>>76932615
Donald doesn't actually have good reach for his height

weight wise Gleison Tibau and Abel Trujillo

RDA isn't far off either

>>76932615
Tibau was heavier. Pat Healy looked pretty stocky too and t-rexy too

post max holloway webms

>>76932656
I LOVE pranks
Haha

Miesha didn't comment when lord kike asked about her relationship status with caraway

is she finally coming out of the closet?

>>76932699
haha me too hahahaha

Luke Rockhold is my boy.

>>76932704
>how to sport a 189'er

It's well known that Cuckaway has threatened to heem himself permanently numerous times if Miesha left him.

>>76932726
how embarrassing

>>76932734
caraway is in the closet too many ufc fighters are gay im friends with a lot of insiders

>>76932520
You're a little underage bitch.

>>76932753
faggot

>>76932767
little kike rat shut up dnb

>>76932722
You're a cool dude bro

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>>76932704
Who gives a fook.Kookie is single

What is the worst UFC event you can remember off the top of you're head?

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Has anyone else here been to a live event?

how much do you guys pay per month for ufc fight pass?

can anyone explain to me why the fight on Saturday is for an "Interim Belt"?

>>76932101
holy frig who is this

>>76932852
which fight?

>>76932852
I dont have a problem with interim belts myself. Establishes a clear #1 contender

>>76932808
Fight Night Maia vs LaFlare. Which is odd because both are my boys.

masvidal should be fighting woodley literally no one of relevance gives a poop about damian maia.

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>>76932656
oh haha I love pranks my man youre the best poster here 100%

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>>76932852
Because the "champion" is still nursing injuries from the beating he took from a 50 year old man.

>>76932808

Holm vs GDR ... 208? Was one the worst ones since Silva Vs Maia

>>76932897
>hendo won the popular vote

h8r b gone

which champion will lose their belt first?

>>76932891
>Bodog Fight - USA vs. Russia
>Chael Sonnen def Alexey Oleynik via UD

We all know who the real father of that kid is, just like Tito knows who the real father of his kids is.

>>76932934
conor

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>>76932897
Take an H-bomb and let me know how that goes my man

>>76932934

Nunes, Woodley, DC in that order

>>76932956
If he has to fight Khabib, definitely.

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>>76932896
>>76932656
ur families know that ur both faggots?

stop posting fake embeddeds ;_;

>>76932934
Nunes but she isnt a real champ women are not fighters

>>76932981
Just a prank bro haha

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>>76932934
Nunes

>>76932897
How did Bisping not lose due to doctor stoppage? His seeing eye is completely closed.

Are there any MMA fights tonight fireworks are going to keep me awake anyway?

>>76933006
fight was in the UK

>>76932839
7.99

>>76933014
none

>>76932932
>Can't even meme correctly

>>76933055
Back off

>>76933014
The fights are ALWAYS on with fightpass.

>>76933072
>>76933014
This

>>76933071
idiot lol

ACTUAL UFC 213 EMBEDDED

https://youtu.be/lo_V5P9_TPg
https://youtu.be/lo_V5P9_TPg
https://youtu.be/lo_V5P9_TPg
https://youtu.be/lo_V5P9_TPg

how many of you are actually paying for McGregor Vs Mayweather?

>>76933125
Depends on the undercard

>>76933118
kek

>>76932913
Please stop posting this

>>76933118
Lol I love pranks haha

>>76933125
I won't be watching it on a crusty 240p stream so I'll be paying for it in a sense.

>>76933125
I'm pretty sure it's an IQ test, anyone who buys it will be put into an extermination camp.

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>>76933125
>implying i pay for entertainment

>>76933151
Stop talking to yourself, at least get a pet or something.

>>76933181
I have 11 cats

>>76933180
Who pays for your internet bill? Mommy?

>>76933163
haha fantastic joke

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>>76933181
hahaha

>>76933192
Same goes for anyone with a tattoo.

Real talk. This is Embedded. I don't do this prank shit like the rest of these guys. I'm your ace,I'm the guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iln01BNa-h8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iln01BNa-h8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iln01BNa-h8

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>>76933147

YNUEVO

>>76933203
Thanks bro hahaha

>>76933203
LOL you got me

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>>76933203

oh shit Werdum vs Overheem 3 is the weekend... who you guys got?

>>76933227
now that you mention it, where is picks guy

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happy 4th of july to my fellow american fight fans

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>>76933203
funny

>>76933225
Just a prank bro lol

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Real embedded
https://youtu.be/_1Etjy-pAeU https://youtu.be/_1Etjy-pAeU https://youtu.be/_1Etjy-pAeU

I LOVE pranks

I hope nobody pranks me lol

Jk

I really hope somebody does

Haha

>>76933240
christ almighty just let me get within five feet of her ill literally buy every bisping fight

>>76933247
WTF!?!? Dude you got me. ;^)

actual real official embedded (not a prank)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw

>>76933247
>>76933281
Haha you said wasn't a prank then it was
#rusemaster

Will this be going on YouTube?

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>>76933273
excuse me?

>>76933279
>>76933281
This obese turd is actually hitting post at the same time on multiple devices while giggling to himself alone in his humid crusty basement

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>>76933309
yewve been rused

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>>76933309
no im not idiot, im just a smoke serpent fan, that guy is an faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF5oFlsLhBU

>>76933309
Lol you got pranked HARD
#rused #justaprank #apologyaccepted

what was the best 5th round of any fight?

>>76933329
dude I exhaled and it looked like a snake lmao

thoughts on future wmma champion ellie bisping?

>>76933342
Bendo Pettis in WEC gotta be up there

>"""tied""" going into the 5th
>last WEC PPV ever
>matrix kick

i thought pettis was ahead anyway but a lot of people like to say that won him the fight

big moment, huge sendoff for wec

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>>76933352

REALL OFFICIAL PRANK FREE EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/-J7CtObRT_Q
https://youtu.be/-J7CtObRT_Q
https://youtu.be/-J7CtObRT_Q

>>76933342
Robbie Condit is up there

>>76933352
why is her instagram private?

>>76933356
fixed fight obviously

>>76933366
include me in the screenshot

>>76933372
Too many heem posters commenting creepily probably

Or maybe that old myth about knowing when someone views your account is true

SO IS THERE EMBEDDED OR NOT?!

>>76933406
yeah bro scroll up, can you fuckin read or not, jesus

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWIBV82FIdI/

What was the name of the UFC members club? The YFC took down the youtube fan videos because so many commenters were calling them cucks.

>>76933406
right here bro
https://youtu.be/lXljYnc8qE0

>>76933406
Yoel beat up the camera man

>>76933406
https://youtu.be/J7WDKMQ5HVg
4u

>>76933428
>>76933443
How's WWE these days?

>>76933460
Idk bro I only watch UFC. You don't like embeddeds?

>>76933460
Lesnar vs Samoa Joe is the only thing worth watching also Jinder Mahal

>>76933443
romero got a funny voice

sometimes it's so high and feminine and then it gets super hoarse

>>76933460
great brock is squaring off against samoa joe this sunday should be great to see them put over joe

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>>76933489
steroid abuser

>>76933496
>joe going over

yeah right

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>>76933486
>>76933483
>>76933496
>Tfw off a hunch imagined the spammers were mandrama losers and they prove me right almost immediately

>>76933512
UFC is mandrama? Idk bro

>>76933512
I'm not a spammer and I don't give a fuck, I watch all fight sports, in the fake and gay ones.

>>76933512
Worked

>>76933512
BSJWTOS

what's rose namajunas' ceiling in mma?

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Can't wait until yoel finally derails this Whittaker bandwagon wankfest

It's hilarious how mentally disturbed people who watch WWE are.

>>76933443
this is a pretty comfy video

lots of webm material

>>76933550
Worked

>>76933550
I only watch New Japan and ROH

>>76933541
Champ, but not right now, she still needs to improve

>>76933543
Other way around bro

>>76933543
For sure I've been a Whittaker fan since he was a welterweight my dude

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/805acDcgDsM
https://youtu.be/805acDcgDsM
https://youtu.be/805acDcgDsM

wrestling is unironically on right now the fireworks are distracting me

is cm punk fighting in the ufc again, and how about lesnar?

>>76933602
kek

oh for sure been a YUGE romero fan since strikeforce my man

>>76933602
Joe could choke out the entire heavyweight division in UFC

Imagine thinking you're a functional member of society when you still watch children's mandrama

Bisping/Henderson is live on fight pass right now

Who is your least favourite female UFC fighter? For me no question it's Joanna.

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>Thanks Anne. In the dangerous world of online sexual predators and social media apps like Snapchat,Instagram and Twitter become their weapons you have to be careful. Hence why tonight's story is important....the story of the Fighter And The Kids
>Meet Brendan Schaub,he's 35, and a podcaster and "entrepreneur",another way of saying unemployed.
>Brendan writes,"Ellie your dad said I have to pick you up from school tomorrow it's an emergency"
>Ellie writes "LOL I don't know you,why u hit me up on IG? Why didn't my dad send you my # LOL"
>"listen, I like u and i want u, your s F***** hot Ellie,just don't tell ur dad plz, i don't want to him to KO me lol
>"I like ceee'ing you get KO'd lol
>that's cold #ICE
>my dad never show us cartoon as kids, he showed us clips of you get KO'd lol
>lol
>please let me visit u, I'll bring tiger, maybe u can't babysit him when my wife goes with Ngannou tonight
>and now we are here, Brendan is coming over but he is in for a surprise
>"watch out, Brendan isn't coming along,he's got some short bald guy with him"
>after the show we found out Brendan had promised Joe one of Bisping's wife's sons

>>76933657
Very patriotic

>>76933668
lol good post

fresh new embedded https://youtu.be/KWM6zl_hlOs

>>76933668
could use some work but good rough draft

>>76933668
so stupid i laughed

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>>76933668

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Real embedded here

>>76933410
>>76933442
>>76933443
>>76933460
(you)

>people still doubt my boy
I am telling you Whittaker's striking is overrated. Yoel's standup is a nightmare for Whittaker's standup. Arms too low, swings too wild. He has a good left hook, but Yoel is a southpaw and he is quick to go in and out and not stand and wsit in one spot.

Listen guys. Yoel AGAIN will be the betting underdog. He's going for like a 6th time in a row to be an under because you don't listen. He will defeat Whittaker. Yoel is my boy and he will get that belt.

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SKULL FUCK TIGER

>>76933756
>rooting for a literal 20+ year steroid abuser
i bet you're on the gear

>>76933720

>oh shit shes at the beach so pretty!
>oh snap shes at the Grocery store, and shes got cookies... awww so cute its kookie
>oh man shes at the Gym gotta work out all that kookie amiright? lol
>uh oh her she goes with her training... oh man look shes even practicing her signature move... The Tap Out.... what a Kutie!!!

>>76933756
Based Lithchad.

Yoel will once again prove doubters wrong. I can't believe he was an underdog against Weidman and Machida.

>>76933781
>I am on gear
I will fuck you up you talk shit to me again you good for nothing grass sniffer

My crew will fly over to America and beat your crew

Let's go

Letss goo

LET'SSS GOOO

>>76933756
If Whittakers striking is overrated i cant possibly imagine what you think of Yoel "outboxed by poopare" Romero is like. Romero is a very stationary target that prowls on the outside, on the outside like Whittaker, the difference being Whittaker can efficiently strike at distance, darting in and out, working his lead hand and with his front kicks, actually putting a pace or patiently waiting for someone to come in so he can counter. Yoel cannot play distance striking or he'll gas faster than usual especially with the body work Whittaker puts on. He needs to get on the inside where his only advantage in striking is power and he's still a very hittable target especially on counters considering how stiff and straightforward he is coming in. Itll all come down to whether he can mix that up with actual takedowns.

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>>76933760
tony's got a crazy build

reminds me of phil davis with the shoulders / lats

>>76933668
i think you have a little too much time on your hands bud

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>training UFC
>opponent goes for armbar from mount
>I'm pinned down, completely immobile, get tapped once they break my grib
>go for armbar from mount on opponent
>lel, nice try faggot
>they effortlessly pop up, stack me, or just meme some defense and escape
>this happens every time
>even against guys I'm much bigger than

WTF

>>76933801
>le doubters xD

Give me a fucking break Romero has had an endless circlejerk for ages everywhere he's not some plucky overlooked nobody