Ignore the buttmad angry non-sports Frenchman
>Arsenal are planning a £70m double move for Sporting Lisbon midfielders William Carvalho, 25, and Gelson Martins, 22. (A Bola, via the Sun)
Everton are confident of bringing striker Wayne Rooney, 31, back to the club from Manchester United this summer. (Talksport)
>West Ham United want to bring 29-year-old ex-Manchester United forward Javier Hernandez back to the Premier League from Bayer Leverkusen. (Daily Telegraph)
Chelsea have indicated they are willing to pay a club-record £60m for 26-year-old Juventus left-back Alex Sandro. (Daily Telegraph)
>Former Arsenal goalkeeper Jens Lehmann is set to rejoin the club as a first-team coach. (Guardian)
Birmingham boss Harry Redknapp says he will bring in five or six players this summer with the money he saved by not signing defender John Terry. (Daily Mirror)
>Former Manchester United midfielder Ravel Morrison has trained with Birmingham City with a view to a permanent move from Lazio. The 24-year-old previously played under Redknapp at QPR. (Daily Mirror)
Southampton want to secure the £8.75m signing of 18-year-old Caen striker Yann Karamoh, who is having a contract dispute with the French club. (Sun)
>Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone has entered talks over a new contract that will keep him at the club until 2020. (AS - in Spanish)
Manager Jose Mourinho is frustrated at Manchester United's failure to sign more players this summer, with defender Victor Lindelof, 22, the only arrival so far. (Daily Mirror)
>Mourinho is desperate for Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, and Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, to join the club before Sunday. (Daily Star)
Real are remaining resolute in their determination to keep Morata until Manchester United pay his £79m price tag. (Marca, via Daily Express)
>Guinea midfielder Naby Keita is understood to have his heart set on a move to Liverpool, although his club Red Bull Leipzig want £70m for the 22-year-old. (Daily Mirror)
Crystal Palace have been priced out of a move for Mamadou Sakho, 27, with Liverpool wanting £30m for the central defender. (Guardian)
>Swansea face competition from a number of other clubs, including Leicester, Rangers and Newcastle, to sign Coventry City's 20-year-old midfielder George Thomas. (Wales Online)
Newcastle United are close to signing 26-year-old Eibar defender Florian Lejeune for £8.7m. (Newcastle Chronicle)
>Manchester United are preparing a move for Borussia Dortmund defender Marc Bartra, 26. (AS via Manchester Evening News)
>>76917023
whose wife is terry gonna shag at villa?
>>76917075
Why do you think he joined?
>>76917182
to shag team mates' wifes I ust don't know whose
>>76917257
or was it the only club where he HADN'T fucked the wives of players? Think about it!
I don't care who buys him, someone bring this tasty nigga to the PL
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KCdT2SfLl7U
>>76917023
>last year
>this is going to be an insane transfer window guys!!
>nothing happened
>this year
>most ridiculous transfer window of all time incoming!
>nothing happens
>>76917469
Window has been open for 3 days and City have already spent over £75m. What more do you want?
lads
LADS
>mBRAPPPé
>>76917469
>believing the hype
That being said, this year is /trans/ year la
>only aquisition chelsea have made is a 35 y/o backup keeper
take notes, this is how you secure a consecutive title lads
Lads will manure go full retard and pay £79mill for morata?
>>76917639
Swap deal for de gay desu
>>76917674
>and that was the last we saw of United in Top 10
>>76917429
Just watch Serie A you twat. Fuck you uppity limeys always expecting everything to just go your way
>>76917981
>t. Angry Brit On USA Proxy Not French
>>76917981
watch your tone flatbread, i'll stick you 10 foot under with one punch in the jabber
Argentines that could go to Europe
>Gonzalo Martinez (le fancy dribbler) to Sporting Lisboa
>Juan Foyth (center back) possibly to some Ligue 1 team or Atletico Madrid
>Santiago Ascacíbar (le "new mascherano" man) in talks with Serie A teams, Barcelona rumored to be interested
>Cristian Pavón (typical Boca striker) to Zenit, who already got Sebastian Driussi
>>76918248
What Argentinian memes are coming to liga mx this season?
>>76917023
>Everton are confident of bringing striker Wayne Rooney, 31, back to the club from Manchester United this summer. (Talksport)
Oh please don't fuck up all the good signings so far with this one. Please don't do it.
>>76917553
The window is open till September mate, chill out.
>>76918858
>memes
Pretty much every argie that moves to your league dominates it, both players and managers
>>76919115
That's press nonsense. Koeman has zero interest in Rooney iirc
>Liverpool
Naby Keita, Van Dijk, De Vrij, Oxlade Chamberlain, Salah
>ManUre
>Bartra
>>76919313
>Oxlade Chamberlain
you rate SWP ver. 27.9 ??
>>76919259
I think they need to look at acquiring a decent fullback to rotate with Baines and possibly another winger so they don't have their players tire from PL + EL fixtures. Bringing in someone like Rooney does nothing for the team. He's expensive and relatively useless but the fans and perhaps the owners/management seem to want this move due to Rooney's reputation.
>>76917057
has newcastle signed anyone above a midlevel premier league team
>>76919430
They signed Atsu from Chelsea but that was a while ago.
>>76919259
I hope so. Koeman is a Barcelona man who surely sees Rooney is an absolute waste of money
>Stoke City boss Mark Hughes says he will bring in five or six players this summer with the money he saved by not signing James Rodríguez. (Daily Mirror)
>dont take self seriously and shitpost abit in /trans/
>REEEEE GIMMICKFAGS FUCK OFF
Why are people so angry?
Mino does it again. Genius
>>76919762
For some people /trans/ is serious business, for example club scout, Porto player shill, etc
UNITED NEWS
>Andreas Pereira will not go on loan this season and look to break into United side
http://www.espn.co.uk/football/manchester-united/story/3136213/andreas-pereira-to-be-given-manchester-united-chance-after-return-from-granada-loan-sources
>United make £7.5m from Keane Everton deal
pic
>Morata to be announced Thursday
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3939836/manchester-united-expecting-to-announce-alvaro-morata-signing-on-thursday-as-spaniard-continues-to-soak-up-sun-on-holiday-with-beautiful-new-wife/
>JJ head scout, Ribalta, finalises move to United
http://www.marca.com/futbol/premier-league/2017/07/03/595a589e46163fd80d8b4656.html
>Rashford hits the gym everyday
>Rooney hits the kebab shop everyday
>>76917023
>Terry as a manager
Fucking hell that will be aids. He's an incredibly unlikable cunt and is obsessed with attention.
Inb4 somebody says "but mourinho!", mourinho has never done anything as bad as Terry. Giggs shouldn't be a manager either
>>76919952
Fugg splitsquads
>>76919952
>Collymore hits Ulrika morning, noon and night
swings and roundabouts desu
>>76917469
Arsenal are actually signing players, seems pretty ridiculous to me
Who will flop the hardest of these:
>Salah
>Lacazette
>Bernardo Silva
?
>>76919787
Raiola got cucked to shit because nobody wanted the fraud
so apparently perisic to utd is habbening
can anyone tell me what's so special about this lad? he looks thoroughly average to me
>>76920167
Lacazette
>>76920167
salah will do well in kloppo's memepressing system because he can run around a lot
bernardo silva will dribble past brighton defence and the media will start collectively jizzing over him
lacazette will be made to look incompetent because arsenal's 3-4-3 will get thugballed in the middle and keep losing the ball
>>76920167
Morata
>>76920189
no
he only needs to be a good tap-in merchant to succeed
>>76920326
Tripps takes 1 touch before crossing the ball, Walker takes 10 touches before Ronaldo chopping and losing the ball. No shit.
>>76917023
greasemann to united when
>Exsess stomach acid from drinking last night.
>Only spicy southeast asien noodles in fridge to eat.
Send Help Ldas, im in a lot of pain.
>>76920388
Walker created way more chances, Spurs just didn't finish them.
The image is drawing conclusions from a tiny samplle
>>76920467
>drinking on a Monday Night
unless you were in Vegas, seek help.
>>76920515
Some people sadly work weekends.
>>76920467
A man can survive for 40 days without food
>>76920523
Did you find that out after Tito died?
>>76920519
whats that like?
>>76920526
Not bad, i get Monday-Thursday off, dont get to go out much. But my friends dont go out much anyway.
>>76920524
Dont worry, comrade Corbyn will soon teach you how to do it.
>>76920326
""""""""""""""""""""defender""""""""""""""""""""
>>76920174
He's the exact opposite. He's never avereage, he's always either amazing or completely shit, at random times and not only during a season but during a game as well.
>>76920542
What do you do? Retail? Guard?
>>76920586
>another Nani
no thank you
>>76920608
I have sex with rich old ladys wile their husband's jerk it.
>>76920617
That would explain the drinking problem.
>Everton spent close to £100m
Watch them not even get top half now
>>76920651
who the fuck is Michael Keane?
£30m and I've never even heard of him
Lads. Mou mad at Ed for once again showing his incompetence in the transfermarket on a scale from 1-10 how supriced are you.
>>76920661
literally an england international
>>76920661
a PES regen
so he must be good
>>76920661
United youth, known only for playing against Chelsea in the League Cup and getting smashed.
Went to Burnley, did well under Dyche's reign.
United also wanted him back apparently, but he wants to be in starting 11
>>76920668
don't watch England mate
>>76920673
Can't blame you.
>>76920673
or the premier league?
>>76920669
nice post
>>76920678
I work Saturdays mate
>>76920174
just marathoned his youtube comp, dont really rate him t b q h w y f
>>76920667
its just a Mouyes tactic for Ed to go mental, mate. Did the same last year
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-news-mourinho-11510448
>Newcastle United have signed defender Florian Lejeune from Eibar on a five-year deal for a reported £8.7m
https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/882132460456337408
Its the big one lads.
L I T E R A L L Y our year.
>>76920707
Literally don't recognize a single name in there wtf
>>76920696
Dont think Mino has any players you want this year
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>76920721
>Obsession, for ABLs
Howling 2bh
Aston Villa season ticket holder here
I hate John Terry
>>76920737
whats the point of signing him?
Everton are one of the big boys now.
>>76920707
>actually listing Ings
>>76920707
>ings
FREE HIM
>>76920762
>>76920764
Playing 3 times a week in Klopp's style is gonna be brutal, we need all the depth we can get.
>>76920736
That slip was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in all of sports, ever. I watch it almost daily. I watch it every time and I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or do both.
Liverpool Football Club, the most insufferable, delusional, unbearable club of any sport in all of humanity, was within literally touching distance of winning their first league title in decades. They were on the verge of restoring their former glory of the 1980's. They were on the verge of permanently extinguishing all the endless jokes about Gerrard having no Premier League titles, or how Liverpool has never won the Premier League. They were on the verge of pulling off a victory that they would have gloated about non-stop for ages and ages and ages and ages to come.
They were on an 11--ELEVEN game winning streak when they played Chelsea at home. This game and title was practically in their grasp. Then it happened. The DJ-kicking, diving, all-around scumbag Steven George Gerrard, who dedicated almost his entire playing career to trying to win the league for his childhood club, threw it all away in the most embarrassing, improbable, and comedic fashion in front of his home fans.
The look on his face after that goal went in. The look on all the Liverpool fans faces. It was pure gold.
Then, the next match, it was somehow better. The club that cannot stop talking about their 3-goal comeback in Istanbul squandered their last bit of hope by losing a 3-goal lead to Palace.
And Liverpool remains Premier League-less. They may never get another chance like that again. Gerrard will retire having never won a league title with his club, and it's solely his fault. And none of this--none of it, begins to go into the irony of his "this does not slip" comment.
And all the dejected Liverpool fans can respond with is "W-why so obsessed with us?" as if they're not on the verge of tears whenever they think about it. It's glorious. The picture of Gerrard slipping belongs in a fucking museum.
>>76920749
>Sunderland crock
>defender from team that achieved 7 points away from home (1 point more than Hull)
>Ajax flop
>striker who could barely manage .50 gpm (goals per match) in Lel Liga
nah.
>>76920776
The guy that blew both of his knees in less than 2 years time will sure be a valuable asset to memepressing.
>>76920781
>>76920814
>>76920721
>this level of ABL rage and it's not even 10AM
Feels good man
>Me, a Liverpool fan; intellectual
>Tries to get a good discussion going
>ABLs; troglodytes
>96 LOL SLIP SLIP HEHEHE xD PPL DIED LOL SO FUNNEH xD
This is why /sp/ is ded as fuck. Peace out.
>>76920843
>Liverpool
>intellectual
lets not go overboard here.
Anyway, ignore the posts.
Personally I think Klopp should get the sack. Especially whilst Pellegrini is still available
>>76920843
96 lol
>>76920878
Anyone else instinctively check the digits whenever someone posts 96?
>96
>>76920883
Yeah :D
>>76920174
hes good. very straight forward winger with many positions. uses the same move alot. good at headers and good shot in both feet. had great euros and decent season. i think he will fit mous football well and agewise is in his prime. 11 goals 8 assists this season.
>tfw finally gonna get league medal and tell the squad to not let it slip now
>>76920701
>MORE
>>76920896
Salah got like twice of that.
>>76920896
>>96
So honestly. Does anyone else think Liverpool need get a few more players? Unless they fuck of Champions League, they may struggle with the buy schedule. They were lucky to squeeze 4th after a mess Arsenal with zero European football
Is their defence even sorted yet?
>>76920924
Van Dijk in the bag la
>>76920915
inter had like 3 coaches and horrid season. roma also played attacking football well. dzeko and salah made most of their goals
>>76920926
Chelsea are just as likely to get him
>>76920924
Martinez is on the plane right now la
>BREAKING: @SevillaFC say they have reached an agreement to sell midfielder @Iborra_Vicente to @LCFC
>>76920843
>Liverpool fan
>Intellectual
>96
>>76920924
Liverpool are still confident to get Keita, Van Dijk and are actively after a LB
>>76920938
my apologies
>>96
>>76920935
is he good?
>>76917469
>>nothing happens
>Arsenal wanting to buy TWO players from the same club at the same time
>nothing happens
Mate...
>>76917057
>Baby Keita for £70m to L'pool
I knew it was an English club! No other way to justify this retarded pricetag.
>tfw you have a boner and you put it inbetween your legs
Feels good man
>>76920948
Yes.
>>76920940
Leipzig now looking to give Keita a fresh contract, and Liverpool literally stated they have stopped all interest in Van Djik. If they went back in for him that would make them such a scum club for lying
>>76920960
>Liverpool being scum
Uhm honey, they killed 96 of their own fans, do you think they won't do anything to get their way now that they're literally America FC you're being silly.
>>76920959
good
take that ABLs
>>76920935
Top quality signing that. Wenger out
Why is it so easy for everyone else to buy players?
>>76920976
WEAR THE FOX
>>76920990
>best case scenario for Arsenal is winning a cup and qualifying for the Champions League
>3 generations of players have had to leave to win titles
>come play for the discount Pep Guardiola
I wonder why?
>>76920990
I dont follow weaboo shit. What point are you making to see whether I laugh or not?
Any update on the Benjamin Mendy to man city situation?
>>76921035
whats up with leicester anyways, are they signing anyone?
>>76921085
He literally responded to a post about Leicester signing someone, so yes
>>76921092
cool
Is Mahrez better than Sanchez?
>>76921112
how should i know? i dont watch >eplel
>>76920814
Beautiful.
>>76921069
seems clear its happening since Monaco signed a fullback.
>£42m
this would make Peps total spending to £290m for City alone..
really dont feel like working today lads
>>76921112
>le two footed penalty man
One season wonder
>>76920935
>le spanish fellaini man
i rate him
Imagine spending 100 million pounds on tsukaku
lol
>this is what a hair transplant looks like
is there no hope for us baldies?
>>76921171
The call that saved your hairline.
>>76920955
That's what RB is asking for you idiot not what Liverpool offered
Jesse Lingard > Thomas Lemar
>>76920707
>no real striker that's good because Klopp doesn't want to play Sturridge
>shit gks
>shit lbs
>benching lallana
>shit cbs
>>76921171
Embrace the baldness.
>>76920701
man city legend
you really shouldn't enjoy trans lads
>>76921252
>accept defeat
never
>>76921131
Man city transfer ban incoming t b h
>>76920707
>2 false 9's meme
>Playing Coutinho as a CM meme
>Sturridge is a winger meme
>Mane not a central striker because reasons meme
Ahhhh that liverpool feel
>>76921258
>getting banned for a transfer greenlit by FIFA and the FA
>>76921257
>implying Zidane isn't handsome
I'll let him fuck me no homo
>>76920707
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>76921258
Even if CAS find in favour of Velez City won't be banned because FIFA approved the transfer
At most they'll have to pay velez something or give the player back
>>76921269
>that liverpool feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
Any updates from John Lennon airport?
>>76921273
>>76921285
What happened to the "can't spend more than you make" rule? Pep will probably spend 500 million by the end of this window
>>76920785
Well done for highlighting how little you know about football
>>76921317
where am I wrong? Pickford is a crock and Keane has the mentality of being shit away from home now
>>76921316
CL Money, Premier League place money, Tv money, sponorship money, owners allowed to invest up to £20m, player sales, player loans
City are currently in profit for this year by a shitload
>>76921316
City had a revenue of £400m before the new tv deals
>>76920749
>Everton sign a load of players from the relegation battle
>We're gonna challenge for the title la
no
>>76921316
Manchester City is an arab tax evasion haven. Literally no one would pay 400 fucking million for naming rights of a white elephant stadium of a small time club like city.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-football-group-ffp-12014671
Look at all these dodgy fucking sponsorships from BERMUDA and CHINA
Don't be surprised if they get done for tax evasion soon.
>>76921367
>Look at all these dodgy fucking sponsorships from BERMUDA and CHINA
lmao that's what every club does now
>>76921342
>>76921351
Pretty pointless rule then the top 6 could just spend 200 million every window and be fine
>Matthias Ginter has left Dortmund to join Bundesliga neighbours Gladbach
For what purpose?
6'+ wingers are the new meme boys
expect big money for them
>>76921386
The whole point of the rule was to make it impossible for anyone else to break into the "big clubs" group, not to restrain said big clubs
City and PSG just got too big too fast for anyone to stop them, look at Everton and Leipzig for examples of how limited the newer megarich clubs are.
Also with transfers you can spread the fees of purchases over several years whilst reporting the money from sales for one financial year so it's very hard to fail FFP from transfers alone.
Can't wait to find out the result of the discussion concerning Juve's future participation in the holy alliance.
>>76921383
>that's what every club does now
>Manchester United Global sponsors
>Chevrolet
>Adidas
>AON
>Man City Sponsors
>ABU DHABI GROUP
>Etihad Airways (famous for never turning a profit in it's existence)
>ETISALAT
>TCA Abu Dhabi
>City fans actually boo the UEFA theme at matches because the club was fined as it relied on arab money
>>76921440
I thought it was cause they kept their fans out of a match in Moscow and let the home fans in
>>76921432
https://www.forbes.com/sites/martinrivers/2016/04/23/one-simple-reason-not-to-believe-etihads-claim-of-profitability/#45197a666d60
>However, while Etihad includes partnership revenues in its top line, the extent to which associated alliance costs bear down on its bottom line is not disclosed. Let's be clear: the revenues that Etihad enjoys from its partners do not come for free. Its 49% stake in Alitalia came with a price-tag of €560 million ($750 million), for example. The funds for this acquisition came directly from Abu Dhabi's government, according to The Wall Street Journal, which alleged overall capital injections of $2.5 billion by the state in 2014.
>literally a fake company
>>76921432
http://www.manutd.com/en/Partners/Global-Partners
>GLOBAL PARTNERS
>Aeroflot
>Aladdinstreet.com
>HCL
>Kansai paint
>Milly
http://www.manutd.com/en/Partners/Regional-Partners.aspx
>REGIONAL PARTNERS
>Chi
>official soft drinks partner of Manchester United for Nigeria
>Cho a farm ltd
>official pharmaceutical partner of Manchester United for Korea and Vietnam
>Donaco
>Casino Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Mynamar and South Korea
>Manda
>nutritional supplements japan
>Uni president
>Soft drinks China and Taiwan
>YOU C1000
>isotonic drinks Indonesia
http://www.manutd.com/en/Partners/Media-Partners.aspx
>Azerbaijan, Carribbean, South Korea, Mauritius, Benin etc etc
http://www.manutd.com/en/Partners/Financial-Partners.aspx
>more shit again
>>76921367
Heres the list of City sponsors, will '>' the non arab ones
Aabar
Arabtec
Astra
>Betsafe
>Digicel
>EA SPORTS
Etihad
Etisalat
First Gulf Bank
>Hays
>Healthpoint
>Heineken
Jiwasraya
>LG
Nexen
>Nike
>Nissan
>Pak Lighting
PZ Cussons
QNET
SAP
SHB Bank
Soccerworld
Star Beer
TCA Abu Dhabi
Tecate
Tempobet
UBTECH
Veqta
>Vitality
Wega
Wix
Whaley Technology
>Wolf Blass
Again, every club now has hundreds of weird sponsors
>>76921462
All of those are real companies that make real money.
City's sponsors are all state related entities that survive on cash injections from the coffers of the Abu Dhabi people.
>>76921440
It was because of >>76921445
CSKA found guilty of racism or whatever, so they faced a stadium ban.
Guess which team the hundreds of supporters that "somehow" got in supported
City got punished because CSKA broke some rules
>>76921445
that's the main reason, UEFA waited until travelling fans had booked everything then decided to play the game behind closed doors. Mysteriously the press section was filled with CSKA fans.
>>76920651
Spot the English players.
>>76921475
>>76921477
And the fine someone else got for racially abusing City players (Porto maybe?) was laughably tiny, City got a bigger fine for being 20 seconds late out of the tunnel for one game
>>76921466
Indonesia is arab?
>>76921497
well muslim, yes.
Also Astra is Italian, so forgive what mistakes Ive done
>>76921497
Indonesia has the most number of muslims in the world
>>76921497
If it's owned by arabs it is.
>>76921488
You retarded m8?
>>76921490
Like I disagree with them booing the anthem, I think by this point it's kinda silly and should probably stop as they've made their point. And they made UEFA look like idiots by getting that one official to report them for "disrupting the official UEFA anthem" or whatever
But people can't seriously pretend they're only booing because they got fined for breaking FFP
Unless you're this ABMC Aussie of course: >>76921474 >>76921367
>>76921490
I remember city used to mess with the clocks in the away changing room so the opposition would come out for the second half either really early or late
>>76921503
>>76921505
Muslims are not always Arabs you mong fucks
>>76921531
>splitting hairs
the point is Man City's income through sponsors is heavily influenced by their owner and dodgy deals
>>76921529
lel
I think I remember Mancini liking coming out late
>>76921324
Pickford has been injured once, so I don't know where you get that he's crocked from.
Aye, and yet he was getting offers from Man Utd and Liverpool you've gotta wonder that ACTUALLY he's pretty decent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUQXmV3VBB0
Ajax Flop-The Dutch flop named Dutch Footballer of the year? Oh THAT flop. Yeah, a total flop.
A striker that played for Malaga and had higher goal scoring average than Neymar, Benzema or Griezmann.
And yet he only cost £5 million. I'd gladly take that risk no matter what team I supported.
>>76921531
Same god etc.
>>76921531
Might aswell be
>>76921542
I didn't even read the thread I'm just pointing out you're an absolute melt
>>76921552
>>76921556
Say Muslim you pussy fucks. That's clearly what you meant.
>>76921520
Please leave Habeeb.
>>76921550
>Ajax Flop-The Dutch flop named Dutch Footballer of the year? Oh THAT flop. Yeah, a total flop.
Vincent Janssen won every dutch footballer award last year
>>76921567
Never @ me again you bogan fuck
>>76921544
You're right, City used to appear late for kickoff a lot under Mancini
Dunno if it was supposed to be some Italian mindgames or something
>this seething city "fan"
lmao
>>76921594
>bogan
>@
Please go back to red dit hafeez.
back to the subject
who was better?
aiden mcgeady
>>76921624
Gerrard
>>76921624
Bronn
>>76921624
Me on the left
>>76921630
Does he still exist? Wasn't he at Everton or something?
>>76921578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Footballer_of_the_Year
Except Dutch player of the year
>>76921642
Yeah, he went on loan to PNE, did pretty well and now Grayson is wanting him at Sunderland.
>>76921561
Every muslim is an Arab. Even he ones that weren't born arab. You become Arabish by osmosis.
White man named Tim from Hull converts to Islam? He's now a dirty stinking Arab like the rest of them.
>>76921655
Was he bad at Everton or just not given a chance?
I honestly only really remember him because he was a cheap pacey 5* skiller in like fifa 13 or 14
>>76921665
He was alright. Think he just found his level at the Championship
>>76921663
Great post
>arabish
Reminder Simeone is in better shape than Rooney
>>76921673
If people can be jewish, why not arabish?
Any updates on the death to Me situation?
>>76921678
>Implying arabs are people
>>76921675
This has been true since forever, right?
I don't remember seeing a flattering picture of Rooney's body
>>76921684
you live in America. Just step outside.
>>76921696
I live in a rich white neighborhood, it's literally too safe here.
>>76921705
Got some redbacks behind a drainpipe on my drive, can let them have a bite or two if you want?
>>76921695
looks OK here but still bit dad bod-ish
>i want to boss blues
I KICKED TERRORIST IN THE BOLLOCKS SO HARD I BROKE MY FOOT
>>76921705
Just go to a school, chances are you'll get shot.
>>76921684
Literally walk in to walmart and buy a gun, if I had access to guns I would've been one of those murder suicide faggots
fuck
>>76921733
Yeah you're right, looks fine. He's just kinda stocky
His body seems high maintenance though, few weeks with low exercise probably causes chaos
you
lets play 'Guess The Footballer by His Bod' game
no cheating pls
Why is Chelsea paying so much for a lb when they've already got Alonso. Fucking retarded IMO.
>>76921760
Phillip Lahm
>>76921760
shanta
>>76917023
>Arsenal are planning a £70m double move for Sporting Lisbon midfielders William Carvalho, 25, and Gelson Martins, 22. (A Bola, via the Sun)
You accused me of shitposting when i told you this like 3 days ago before it was on the newspapers. Newcastle also offered 40 million for Bas Dost.
>>76921760
Gianluigi Donnarumma
>>76921550
>Dutch footballer of the year
You now remember Memphis Depay
>>76921760
Kante
>arsenal
>>76921785
The newcastle one is absolute bollocks
Ashley won't spend that much
>>76921760
Wayne Rooney
>>76921788
Look at the recent top scorers in the league it's a complete shit show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eredivisie#Top_scorers
>>76917023
>Arsenal are planning a £70m double move for Sporting Lisbon midfielders William Carvalho, 25, and Gelson Martins, 22.
IF THIS IS TRUE OMG PLEASE NO LET GELSON AND CARVALHO STAY AT SPORTING THEY FUCKING SUCK AHAHAHAH
>>76921809
>Afonso Alves
lel
>no one still correct on guess the footballers bod
>>76921809
Was it Altidore that did really well there too?
>>76921819
nobody else spends much time googling "antonio valencia naked"
>>76921805
I told /sp/ these news before they come out and you still doubt me? But yes it wont happen since Sporting wont sell below the 60 million clause
>>76921826
he's not naked. are you blind?
>>76921809
>Dirk Kuyt was considered a prolific goalscorer once
>>76921829
Ashley won't ever spend over £20m
>>76921809
>Real Madrid got so burned by the Eredivisie meme they never bought another dutch player again
My sides.
>>76921837
The offer has already been made
>>76921760
De Bruyne
>Neil Custis at The Sun thinks Morata will be announced on Thursday with fee at £60m
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3939836/manchester-united-expecting-to-announce-alvaro-morata-signing-on-thursday-as-spaniard-continues-to-soak-up-sun-on-holiday-with-beautiful-new-wife/
>>76921760
Why are his fingers on the fuckign side??????
>>76921760
dani alves
>>76921858
kek
>>76921854
Portubro, you know not everything in the newspapers is real; right?
>>76921760
Either Sturridge or Valencia
The great debate
>leave the country for 5 days
>John Terry signs for your club
I'm still baffled lads, I can't remember the last time villa made such a big signing
I guess i should apologise for mocking that mid game standing ovation
>>76921886
Who's the guy on the right?
>>76921886
>debate
>between a meme player from a shit league where Depay thrives and a CL and double league winner
hello i am here for transfer discussion
>>76921890
No, the mid-game ovation was fucking embarrassing and convoluted as fuck
You were right to mock it
>>76921904
Leave
>>76921883
What newspapers? I have an insider at Sporting, i told /sp/ these news days before it came on the newspapers
Where's he going lads?
>>76921914
I want a post number
Why are United looking at shelling out shitloads on strikers when they already have two talented strikers who they should be building their team round?
>>76921934
This, Rashford is world class.
>>76921914
Shut the fuck up nigger, we all can read the guys posts.
We'll have more news in the next few days.
>>76921934
Because... Well fuck me where would you have been without ibra last season?
>Lacazette scored 28 goals in Ligue 1 last season
>22 of them are from penalties
>>76921956
that doesn't sound true but i don't want to check so i'll believe you
>>76920174
he is a perfect prototype of a Mourinho player. Classic old school winger, and Mourinho's wet dream. no non-sense player
i believe he will be a great signing for utd
ignore this post
>>76921968
>>76921956
its 10 in Ligue 1
>>76921934
Gotta please those customers with big money signings innit
>>76921928
>Man city fans
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/ufos.327895/
>>76921992
You read it on a forum alberto
No one told you anything
>>76921807
Skin pigmentation transplants?
>>76921636
What's next, la? You post Valbuena and call it Tyrion?
the great debate
>>76921942
Still a raw talent but then he's just a kid. The potential is there though.
>>76921953
Martial was mostly benched in favour of him, but he would have scored a lot if we didn't get Zlatan.
>>76922063
>>76921624
for me, its pero
>>76922063
hmm, gonna have to think about this one
any transfers?
>poocastle
>>76922013
>no cool word after the fact
0/10.
>>76922095
Plenty. Ones that matter? Nope.
Anybody got that picture of Ronaldo and that black dude where it looks like they're a couple? The one with the big bulge in the swimming trunks?
>>76922095
Transfers? Yes. £30M+ that you guys seem to think only they count? Some, but they're done already.
>>76922095
Yes, >we have signed Helder Lopes, Uros Cosic, Giakoumakis, Klonaridis and Marko Livaja on loan while also releasing 5 players.
>>76922095
we signed an ex-barcelona player
Everton are unironically the new Liverpool, signing bottom half / relegated players for overpriced fees, then informing everyone how it is now their year
>The state of Neverton
>>76922095
Those absolute memelords at Austria Wien actually signed Heiko Westermann
>>76922178
Does Pellets mean anything different to the English definition?
>>76922168
For a club of Everton's stature, finishing like Liverpool has recently would be great
Why is this transfer window so fucking boring. Thought there would be records shattered all over the place this year
>>76922220
Because you're an underage gloryhunting prick who thinks the amount you pay for a player equates how good he is? No wonder football is progressively worse; clubs have to spend stupid money to appease melons like you.
>>76922220
It's almost like someone profits from this shit and wanted you to believe that.
>>76922242
no one has ever called me a melon before. It's a good insult I'm using that from now on
>>76922252
>making bets off sky sources
lmao
>>76922204
no, it's literally Wood Pellets FC
We also have Shitty Beer FC, Printer FC, Local Betting Company FC and Energy Drink FC.
The second division contains Window Manufacturer FC, Optical Instruments And Shiny Glass Things FC and Local Dairy FC.
dubs
>>76922266
>>76919430
Guessing Ashley isn't putting his money where his mouth is (again) and not backing Rafa. Cairney quietly signing a new deal at Fulham yesterday was the first sign of trouble.
>>76922264
amazing
Austria's one of the league's I've never followed or even played in football manager because of Salzburg being so strong
>>76921760
Nani
>>76922124
Somebody must have that Ronaldo picture.
>>76922299
mind the gap
>>76922318
lazy cunt
>>76922220
>there will never be a window this good again
Why even live?
>>76922339
Well, that's one. I meant the one with the penis bulge that looks like Ronaldo is grabbing. It's on a beach.
>>76922299
Evil Angel's got a free trial because of 4th of july
cool
>>76922347
>>76922299
tfw know who the porn star is just from this
I have spent my time on earth well
>>76922374
Thanks lad. That's it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40495870
>>76922346
you just know they've all offed themselves
Swansea just signed this guy
>>76922346
>2011 was 20 years ago
woah
Have Chelsea signed Lukaku, Alex sandro, Baka Yoko, Mahrez, and someone else I am probably forgetting now?
>>76917469
>AC Milan spend €200,000,000 in 3 days to be not dead anymore
This transfer is so boring
>snubchester
>>76920167
Salah is a pretty good player, he won't flop but he won't win the league along either.
Lacazette is a mediocre player. He will score 12 goals at most.
Silva is absolute class. He's on the level of David Silva in his prime, maybe even better.
>>76922398
Go outside. Talk to people. It's not too late to get help
>>76922527
Yeah that's gonna affect what I do at night
BREAKING NEWS
Sky sources: Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette is at Arsenal’s training ground having his medical. Once the medical is complete, Lacazette is expected to sign a five-year deal.
Arsenal have agreed a deal with Lyon which is worth a club-record £52m.
lads
LADS
>perro-cacazette
>>76921531
Spot the paki.
>>76922684
lel
>>76919219
Them (or any foreigner to be honest). But not you. You will always be a loser, no matter where you are.
>>76922684
Looooool
Epic
Everton :)
>>76922398
It's the scene where penny pax throws up whilst deepthroating right?
>>76922684
JAKJAKJAKJAKJAKJKA
>>76922124
>refusing to leave the general for even a moment
People like you are killing the board. There's a thread up right now with that picture as the OP.
Habbenings
>>76922346
>Non-scouse player leaves Liverpool for bigger club
>Liverpoos all up in arms and astonished that nobody wants to stay in their small insignificant provincial club that wins a few cup competitions once every decade or so.
>>76922346
>and fingers crossed Nzogbia
>>76922883
N-NO BULLY, SOSA!
>>76922346
Suarez and Torres at Liverpool would have been pretty cool.
>>76917469
>nothing happened
>man utd signed pogba for 90 million pounds
Your ABU bias is showing.
>>76922887
>Arsecucks think it's going to happen
LMAO.
>>76922477
Just wait till Arsenal panic and start flogging Sanchez and Ozil off in January.
>>76922938
it will but they will lose sanchez
>>76922664
>52 million for Giroud Mk II
>>76922887
>52M for Lacazette
What is the majority of arsenal fans feeling about this transfer?
>New Scholars sign for Oxford United!
>...
>'Scholars'
Wew.
>>76922964
Pretty good, just don't want to lose Sanchez
>>76922964
Disappointed, Lacazette is a fraud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh207vc4XsM
hope sanchez leaves arsenal and goes to a winning club like tottenham
>>76922963
>Giroud
Wtf, their style is the opposite.
>>76922887
will he ever get CL football?
>>76922983
he's going to city to make bravo great again
>>76922964
Fine. If he can score that many goals for Lyon then he can score that many goals for another mid-table team. Now if >we sign Mahrez and or Lemar, then maybe we'll get Top 4.
>>76922976
ATV is a fucking terrible thing.
>>76922983
Winning what? What has Spurs won in the last 10 years? 15 years? 20 years?
>>76922993
Spurs are a better team than Arsenal who are a bunch of bottlers
>>76922993
Please stop with the Mahrez meme, he's a fucking shit one season wonder
>>76922983
>winning club
>tottenham
(YOU). There isn't many clubs worse than Arsenal in the record of winning things but Spurs are one of them.
can't wait to see what cringey shite arsenal do to announce this future flop
>>76923001
>Spurs
>Not bottling
Literally last year? Bottling against Chelsea? Literally bottled so hard they forced Rachael Riley off Sky.
>>76922993
But Mahrez is just a lazy Ozil and Lemar is a black Ox.
>>76923005
>There isn't many clubs worse than Arsenal in the record of winning things
Hmmmm
>>76922990
I meant how French league strikers are frauds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75dKWNZuMnA
Literally even depoo can style on that shit league
who is going to be city's mystery centre back
>>76922901
Is S2 out yet?
>>76923043
An even more error prone John Stones
>>76923043
jhonny pebbles,mls star
>>76923043
Fernando/Fernandinho
>>76923043
It's the Pep himself.
>>76923028
18 + 5 > 20 + 3
>>76923024
They didn't bottle anything, they had their best season ever. It just so happened that Chelsea had a better one
>>76923024
another nonce who doesn't know what bottling is
*gets Wolves to the Champions League*
>>76923051
I think so. I can't remember.
>>76923067
No, you misunderstood. I was quoting the Rachael Riley quote where she said Spurs bottled against Chelsea and basically threw the title to them. She got so much abuse from Spurs fans she quit the show.
>>76923081
See >>76923096 you fucking MORAN.
>>76923087
Can't help thinking it's going to end in tears for Wolves desu.
imagine a team with Mesa and Britton at the same time
literlly 80% posession every game
imagine a human body with 190BMI and a full kit wanker at the same time
literally disgusting every second of his life
>>76923150
#respect
>>76921488
>literally the club producing the most English talent at the moment
do u have meningitis?
Assuming Matic/Costa are sold and the expected "sure thing" transfers happen, this is looking good.
Could use another winger to cover Hazards injury. Some ideas might be Mahrez, Douglas Costa or O. Dembele
Can see them winning the league again desu
>>76923165
Everton don't produce shit, they just sign loads of english players around the age of 18 in the hope of selling them on
>>76923212
Yeah I'm sure Kante running around for 20 games more this year won't make a difference
>>76923024
Don't forget the season before last as well when practically every top team had a poor season and Sperm still managed to finish 2nd in a two horse race with fucking Leicester
>>76923233
played at the yuros after running around all season for leicester and was fine
Admit it, you're all scared of Lacazette.
>>76923233
I'm sure it would if that were the case, however I'm hoping that Fabregas (or Matic if he stays) and Bakayoko can form a good partnership for games around Champions League/Cup fixtures
I could just be being optimistic about rotation though
>>76923251
My mistake sorry, 3rd in a 2 horse race
>>76923251
It wasnt a two horse race, Lester walked the league and Spurs arrived 3rd
>>76922288
to think I genuinely expected differently this time
as recently as May ashley was saying there was a "blank cheque" for rafa
>>76923113
>desu
fucking weeb
>>76923264
few things worse than being an arsenal fan and that's pretending to be an arsenal fan.
>>76923278
No way. Spurs needed 3 points out of 15 to finish above Arsenal and managed to get 2, including lose 5-1 to an already relegated 10 man Newcastle.
Had Spurs won those 15 points it'd have been a lot closer.
>>76923212
Baka is gonna be back up for Kante and Chalobah back up for Fabregas.
>>76918858
Gustavo Bou is one to look out for. Carrizo is a meme goalkeeper, watch out for him as well.
>>76923212
Still don't think they should pay what Everton want for Lukaku 100M+ is ridiculous.
>>76923306
So you think Fabregas will start more than Bakayoko?
I can't see it, even if I would like it. Fabregas had a minimised role last season, and is now a year older.
>>76923294
So by two horse race you mean the battle for second? Because they had no chance to catch up Lester
Chelsea fans only want Bakayoko because his name sounds anime.
>>76923325
What's the alternative?
>don't buy him
>spend anywhere from 40-60M on a striker that the manager doesn't want
>he leaves
>hire a new manager
>he wants to buy his own players too
>spend 100M on new team overhaul
The club hasn't done very well, putting all their eggs into one basket with Lukaku and having Conte basically hold them ransom to buy him. Puts Everton right where they want to be.
I don't think he will be bad for Chelsea, at that price I don't think he will ever live up to the expectations, just the same way Pogba won't but I think it will still work out in the long run for them.
>>76922264
>Shitty Beer FC
delete this right fucking now
>>76922346
>tfw no more tripfags
>>76922398
Porn is one helluva drug
Most Overrated XI 2000s-2010s.
Find a single flaw.
>>76923361
>Fabregas
>Gerrard
>Alba
>Terry
>Valdes
The rest I don't mind
>>76923361
>Terry
>Not Rio
LMAO
>>76923361
Who rates Anelka?
>>76923361
A few of those have won every trophy available, you can't call them overrated.
>>76923361
edgy
>>76923395
Anelka singlehandedly denied Chelsea an undefeated season
>>76923212
>532
if you dont play 442 you are a certified poof
>>76923395
when I was a kid I genuinely thought he was the best player alive just because my dad (who I now know is clueless about football) said he was the best
>Di Maria could possibly go to Inter Milan
>Brazil midfielder Luiz Gustavo has joined Marseille from Wolfsburg for a reported eight million euros (£7m).
He's like a guy from the 70's.
>>76923361
>valdes
>rated
>Aston Villa favourites to sign Joe Hart
>Hart and Terry in championship
>Huddersfield in premier league
Crazy how nature do that
>>76923361
umad?
>>76923444
I mean usually a team playing 4-4-2 would have more than 2 fit wingers and 2 strikers
>>76923361
>Turan
does anyone even rate him kek? Çalhanoğlu is even more overrated. latest great Turkish player was Nihat Kahveci.
>>76923474
what ever happened to frimpong pingpong
>>76923464
>be shit
>play in the championship
>keep the #1 shirt for England
How does he do it
>>76923464
>Joe Hart
wait what?
>>76923486
Who cares
>>76923490
>keeping the #1 for poogland
>who is jack butland
>>76923376
They're all wildly overrated though. OK to decent players, but nowhere near special enough to deserve the praise that they get.
>>76923378
It was tough to choose between them (lots of others belonged in CB too, like Ramos and Pique). I went with Terry because of the sickly sweet maudlin way the media eulogise him, while everyone recognised that Rio was a dirty cheat and a Vidicbabby.
>>76923395
Not anymore, but he was a huge star in the early days of his career.
Probably should have gone with Michael Owen though.
>>76923417
Passengers get to lift the trophies too.
Will Lukaku throw his toys out the pram if he doesn't get a move?
>>76923491
>Joe Hart waiting on Man Utd and Chelsea before making decision
>>76923464
>England's starting GK is a Championship player
heh
>>76923522
>Italy starting a mercenary
HEH.
>>76923514
he will throw them out of the enclosure first
>>76923491
My bad, article said among the favourites
Joe Hart? More like Joe Fart
>>76923536
>poogland STILL this touchy about the national team after decades of being shit
HEH
no returns
>A Ghanaian policeman who had been a security guard for the national football team has told the BBC that making his international debut was "a dream come true".
>Samuel Sarfo made his debut for the Black Stars on Saturday, coming on as a substitute in the 81st minute of Ghana's 2-1 defeat by the USA.
>>76923510
>that Rio was a dirty cheat and a Vidicbabby.
As long as you know, that's the main thing
>>76923553
cringe
take your gimmicks elsewhere abo
>>76923553
N-NO BULLY.
>>76922266
---Romero---
---Jones---Rojo---?---?
---?---Mata---?
---?---?---?
>>76923549
I don't get it.
>>76923510
not putting michael owen in there is stupid. the man won a golden ball
>>76923597
>bunch of literally whos
Sounds about right
>>76923649
kekkity kekoo
>>76923462
"Most overrated" doesn't necessarily mean that the player is rated world class, or that they're actually shit. Valdes was a truly poor keeper who was viewed as solid but unspectacular.
Maybe I should have gone with Casillas or Kaspar Schmeichel.
>>76923466
>le smartest player ever to play football man
>le greatest defensive mind of all time man
>le best right back of the last 50 years man
>le plays every position man
Again, not a bad player by any means, but wildly overhyped and overrated.
>>76923481
There was talk of a £40m move to Arsenal recently. He's shit, but for some reason people still rate him.
Çalhanoğlu is probably the purest meme player in football right now. He's a LCIM-tier meme.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/jul/04/everton-transfer-deals-premier-league-top-four-ronald-koeman
I didn't realise Everton fans were so hilariously delusional about their transfers
Guess they've just never really signed many people before
>>76923676
>Casillas
>Overrated
>I have only been watching football since 2015
wish this paki chain replier would get a trip
lads
>>76923701
this
>>76923676
>le le
>>76923606
s-stop this
>>76923679
gives me an excuse to post this though
Marcos Acuña could join Sporting Lisboa soon
I guess the fact that he warmed the bench on the national team made Sporting thing he's good
>>76923330
ABS btfo
>>76923676
Watch some Real Madrid matches between 1999 and 2014 and tell me if Casillas is overrated. His current level is not the one he had years ago.
>>76923701
>Being a club legend automatically makes you good
He's got terminal Steven Gerrard Syndrome.
He also shat the bed constantly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG-o9yh84Fw
>>76923718
This
>>76923522
>You know remember Buffon playing in Serie B
>>76923795
Being brilliant makes you a club legend. I can tell you're only about 17 at best.
>>76923676
Van der Sar is the right answer, so overrated
>>76921908
I think u mean contrived m8
>>76923795
>He's got terminal Steven Gerrard Syndrome
Winning trophies for your club?
Gerrard won an FA cup and a UCL for Liverpool.
>>76923559
Is he on 4th stage of cancer or something?
>>76923825
DELET THIS RIGHT THIS INSTANT YOU SLIMY TERRONI FUCKER
>Tom Ince signing for Huddersfield for £11m
>£11m for Tom Ince
Derby must be pissing themselves at getting that fee.
>>76923824
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a child
He wasn't brilliant. He was decent but very replaceable. He was a club legend because he spent 25 years at Real and won everything. Any other half-decent keeper would have achieved at least the same with Real in his shoes.
>>76923825
Good shout.
>>76923837
>>76923910
>Everyone who is right is wrong because I think I'm right
KYS, kid.
>>76923909
It's only 8 million upfront.
>>76920842
>biting
wew
>>76923935
>I can't formulate an argument so I'm just going to keep insulting you until you agree with me
Ince to huddersfield confirmed
>>76923956
>exact same price as mooys
would he have dominated the premier league?
>>76924003
Would he have dominated the Premier League?
>>76923977
Making millions of being shit journeyman, bit jealous desu
>>76921402
Playing time mainly, he wouldn't be starting for dortmund this season.
>>76924056
Still waiting for him to join United
>>76924092
>Snubchester
>>76924092
He's unironocially negotiating a contract with Sampdoria
>>76923909
Joke innit.
We've got a 15% sell-on clause apparently, so we'll get a million or so to not spend on players.
>>76923679
People think >us Liverpool fans are bad, you've never seen anything like a deluded Everton fan.
>>76924126
Based samp memesters
>ITT: Every good player's career suddenly becomes shit five years after he retires
>>76924228
You're the type of person who believes that Pele is the undisputed GOAT, but who never actually watched more than a 3 minute clip compilation of his (exhibition game) highlights.
>>76924315
almost every top flight footballer today would have been a world superstar in the 60s
>>76924315
mate it's a leaf what do you expect
>>76923212
Will get slaughtered in the cl imho.
Will Sperm and Chelshit play next season without reinforcing their squad in this transfer window? Will be funny as fuck.
will be glad to see the back of this thread desu
>>76924762
why?
>they think Lacazette is better than Giroud
Swansea signed Chelsea's best striker on loan.
>>76924315
>projecting this hard
It's dumb hipster posturing, is what it is. You all sound... American.
>>76924869
>drogba back in the CPL
neat
>>76924869
>Tammy Abraham
huge flop incoming
>>76924884
Not Drogba, the current best striker.
>>76922067
>he would have scored a lot if we didn't get Zlatan
Not true at all, how do you know that? Mou clearly don't like the nigs up front, don't suit his cancerous footballing style.
>>76924817
>not doing a double team of Giroud and Lacazette
It's like you don't even Wonga.
Hasn't seen Slovak ABU in ages. Sure hope he hasn't killed himself yet after that CL final...
Reminder that El Hadji Diouf, Michael Owen, Gary Lineker, Juan Sebastian Veron, and Robert Pires were all named on FIFA's official list of the top 125 living players.
>>76924950
>Wonga
>two up front
>>76924963
>they don't count as two up front if you don't put them on the team sheet up front
>tapping-head-black-man.jpg
is lacazette a penalty merchant?
is it up to me to make a new thread? Because I'll fill it with gimmicks to trigger the morons here
>>76925044
How many did he take last year? He scored 28 goals, how many were benulties :DD
>>76925050
I made this one.
>>76924954
Everyone but literally who Diouf and True Englishman™ Veron deserves that.
>>76925066
>I made this one.
Would like a biscuit?
>>76925079
I dunno JF living in our glorious country, would I? I would, actually.
>>76925090
>I would, actually.
which one?
>>76925111
A soggy hobKNOB
>>76925111
Rich Tea? Digestive? Jammy Dodger? Custard Cream? Choccy Bourbon? Hobknob? Choccy Hobknob? Choccy Digestive? Party Rings?
>>76925178
I think Jammy Dodger is the definitive English biscuit.
>>76925111
Jaffa Cake
*runs out of thread*
Lads
>>76925207
Actually, did you know that Jaffa Cake's are technically considered to be your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post for tax reasons?
>>76925217
I don't get it.
>>76925207
ITS A CAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76925178
choccy digger is the thinking man's biccy
>>76925217
thats not tottenham
>>76925178
Garibaldi is da best
>>76925332
Garibaldi was a criminal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yL7oF8xyU
gonna make new thread, lads
>>76925332
>>76925358
>Commonwealth arrived on 21 March 1854. Garibaldi, already a popular figure on Tyneside, was welcomed enthusiastically by local working men, although the Newcastle Courant reported that he refused an invitation to dine with dignitaries in the city. He stayed in South Shields on Tyneside for over a month, departing at the end of April 1854.
SNUBCASTLE
>>76925382
if it's shit we're robbing your house tonight
>>76925382
Why?
There are literally no transfers
>>76925404
here you go
>>76925423
>>76925423
>>76925423
>>76925245
there's a story circulating about mike ashley's drinking habits, mainly downing endless pints and vodka chasers then throwing up into the bar's fireplace
>>76925425
lacazette due to be confirmed
>>76917981
Serie A hasn't been relevant for 10 years mate
>>76919313
>Thinking Liverpool can afford all those players
>Implying Van Dijk will come to Liverpool after the shit they pulled
Good joke mate
>>76925178
>Choccy Bourbon
The fuck else other bourbon is there?
>>76920970
nice joke criminal
>>76921665
He was shockingly bad