wtf

What a manlet. Up on his tippy toes.

F

another life ruined

when will this madness end?

Is it the camera angle or something or she's fat?

>>76885454
she looks fat as shit there

or is she pregnant?

>>76885696
Her arm's all fucked up too, the middle section is missing and what we can see of the shoulder part makes where her hand is an impossible position. That's also a really oddly shaped torso if she's just fat. Purse strap is half missing too. It's a really poor photoshop job, to the point where I question if whoever did it was even trying to make her look fat, or just randomly fucking around.

I've put entirely too much thought into this for this time of morning.

face it, if he wasnt a rich footy player fat bitch like that would be the only pussy a mong like harry kane could get

um Katie
>*gets down on one knee*
I really like you, innit
>*mouth breathes*
yeah, no, at the end of the day, I luv ya
>*takes a corner for England*
will ya, y'know, marry me like?
>*squints because sun outside of London is too bright*

>>76885796
Don't attempt humour in the future.

>>76885717

She had a kid already like half way through the season

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>>76885696
it's more of ill-fitting clothes, but i wouldn't call her skinny

>>76885737
>It's a really poor photoshop job,
are you retarded?

>>76885796
Don't attempt humour in the future.

>>76885796
Don't attempt humour in the future.

>>76885796
lmao

>>76885830
>out of wedlock kid

great job ensuring you BURN IN HELL 'ARRY KANE

>>76885830
>Your wife seems too big

>>76885830
>famous
>rich
>handsome
>could fuck any girl he wanted to
>fucks that
I mean it's not like I do any better but still.

>>76885931

you have to marry low, chile. notice the recent trend of millennial athletes all marrying 4s and 5s? it's happening in every sport

>>76885796
Don't listen to them anon. I liked the "yeah, no, at the end of the day, I luv ya" bit.

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>>76885796
I liked it

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not enough ass

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>>76886071
she's a pretty nice slag harry did good fuck the haters

>>76885454
>having some dumbass friend around you during the most romantic moment of your life
Hope she cheats on him

Do athletes make their wife sign prenup agreements? I would desu

>>76885454
Maybe she was with him before he made it big.
They have a kid together already. I approve.

>>76886071
that's Kane's gf?

>>76885999
If famous athletes can only get 4s and 5s I might as well go MGTOW

>>76885796
Try again next time lad

>>76886293

you're missing the point. they fuck whoever they want whenever they want

the key is to MARRY low

>>76885454
O.of course, darling. The answer is yes.
Mmm, you have paid the VAT for this one, haven't you?

>>76886380

this, marry an instagarm whore and see how that goes

>>76886380
What good is marrying an ugly chav whore who is feeding your baby burger king and stella every night

>>76886646

something tells me he can afford a nanny

its even easier to fuck plastic groupie whores when you're already married.

>>76886674

t h i s
h
i
s

it even applies to normal dudes. my one buddy never got more attention than after he started wearing his wedding band

>>76886452
Not all attractive women are whores.

>>76886711
Not true by the way.

>>76886711

the ones who get famous via instagram definitely are

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>>76886711
Is she an attractive woman?

>>76885454
>188cm (6ft 2) aka the best male height
>millionaire
>a ton of fans love him
>succesful (premier league top scorer two seasons in a row)
She must be really great in every other aspect outside of looks. It's that or harry the mong has made a huge mistake. But if she is 10/10 housewife type then why not.

>>76885830
looks good there

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>>76886711
>Not all attractive women are whores.

>>76886071
Too much ass

>>76889118
>unironicly believing in the all women are whores meme
pathetic

>>76889118
You are from UK. You don't know anything about attractive women.

>literally whos

>>76886695
>. my one buddy never got more attention than after he started wearing his wedding band

thats because women are manipulative whores and all want what another woman has

guy is married, it means he's worth spending a girl's life with, and raises his social standing to her and now she wants him

>athlete marries some super hot vapid trophy wife whore
>gets made fun of for it down the line when divorce happens or he cheats on her because she's horrible and gets "DUH what did you expect why would you ever marry a whore like that"

>guy marries a woman who is decent or okay looking but is probably clearly a great match with him personality-wise, good mother, actually love each other for that reason and not because she's hot
>DUDE UR SO FUCKIN STUPID WTF ARE YOU DOING MARRYING A WOMAN LIKE THAT

You virgins are really something

>>76885737
found an actual retard