/heem/ - It's Mike Tyson's Birthday! edition

>20 posts early
Schaub bless

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>>76852583
Schaub bless brother

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>>76852565
>“I’m not coming back after all this time and fighting some chump on a worthless card,” Rockhold told MMAFighting.com.

hard to root for a guy like that
i want to see him get heemed by some up and comer like Borrachina now

>>76852668
>Wants a fight with werdum
Lol give it to him. Rockhold is my boy but calling out a heavyweight is retarded

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>>76852565
Great OP

excuse me but khabib hasn't even hurt a motherfucker yet how is he supposed to kill teh GOAT?

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>>76852668
Has there ever been a saltier loser than Luke ?

>>76852668
Same guy who said he didn't want to be on a card like 199 because all the attention will be on 200 and no one will care

>>76852675
Papa Schaub

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*GADOOOSH*

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Schaub is good guy

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>>76852774
Doosh

>>76852745
Chiesa.

Would be if he actually lost, anyway.

>Still believing anything Dana White says

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For me its her.She's the wmma

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For sure it might have looked like I was galloping towards Rothwell when I had him hurt but I was just tryna outawkward him my guy

>>76852879
He said that Mighty Meme was lying about the threats a couple of days ago though.

Anyone know who mayweathers mewvment coach is?

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>>76853014
delete this post

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


>*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76853063
Flyweights just aren't a drawl; it's tough. Does that make sense?

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>>76853079
Schaub is the most controversial figure in /heem/ history.

>>76853079
I bet half of those were made by the springsperg

>>76852668
Who else is he supposed to fight? Gegard was perfect opponent, maybe jacare?

>>76853117
Nope, I've made 2 posts this entire thread.

>>76853105
There's nothing controversial about a guy that 95% of the population think is a joke.

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>>76853130
incorrect

>>76853125
>>76852601
>>76852786
>>76853105
>>76853139
I know you're dumb, but you can't count too?

>>76853122
Silva.

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>>76853125
Meet me in the Publix parking lot.

>>76853151
Meant I made 2 Schaub related posts.

>>76853139
>>76853139
>Contender
What was he contending for? Best knock-out reels?

>>76853155
He'd kill silva

>>76853139
>rigged polls
>calling schaub a contender

lmao so hard

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>>76853157
Based natty goat

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>>76853172
>>76853178
>implying he wasn't a contender

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YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

>>76853063
Didn't this dork get laid off from fox sports? Take nothing his clown says seriously

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>>76853063
If this meant that they would sign a bunch of talent to beef up the other divisions, I honestly wouldn't complain about this. The only fighter I'm really interested in at 125 is Naoki Inoue.

>>76853122
The loser of Whittaker-Romero would be a fair matchup for him if he's willing to wait a bit longer, which it seems like he is.
Personally, I want to see him get shadowrealmed by an unranked fighter.


>>76853113
>I mean suck as in "I don't know any of these guys"

I don't understand this mentality. Do you think someone has to be a name to put on a good fight, or that names don't have boring fights all the time?

>>76853173
They were gonna feed Silva to Gastelum. Fuck it.

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>>76853063
>screencap post of a guy talking about post of another guy

great job

>>76853192
When was he ever even close to a title eliminator?

>>76853192
He was never ranked, and he never contended for any belt you moron.

>>76853217
Who are these MMA fighters?

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>>76853218
When he got robbed against Arlovski.
>>76853223
He was ranked as a top heavyweight in the world

>>76853218
Are you kidding me?

>>76853252
one of those guys is not like the others

>>76853264
/heem/ isnt the same without the schaubposting desu

>>76853217
is that colby northcutt

>>76853197
It's like going to a concert of some local band versus world famous one. Maybe they both play just as well but I'm not going to travel across country and spend loads on tickets to see the band I've never heard of

>>76853281
>heem isn't the same without the same sperg seeking attention for 500 posts using an irrelevant fighter
You'd be surprised

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How did he become UFC champion?

>>76853264
unironically the saddest thing ever posted on /heem/ and i swear on my life i don't post schaub pictures lol

>>76853292
If you filter 500 images you shouldn't be posting on /heem/. You need to go to Sherdog or r/mma.

>>76853309
t.obese mandrama watching shob poster

>>76853292
Its not that hard to ignore it, its kinda funny honestly how much people freak out about it

>>76853321
t. sensitive little babby redditor

>>76853322
>ignore it
Don't have to ignore it if you can't see it in the first place :^)

>>76853293
Bethe Correia was an accountant lol

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>>76853290
Yeah, that's a perfectly valid reason not to buy tickets to an event. It's annoying when people say an event is bad before it even happens just because it has a lot of new and middle of the pack guys on there, tho.

>>76853322
I've been posting here since 2005 and even on /b/ before captcha never did i fucking filter anything, i can't imagine how weak you have to be to filter pictures of schaub lol

>>76853376
His filter list isn't even all Schaub either, he actually filters literally everything that gets posted more than once. The guy is a sheltered brat that virtue signals on 4chan HAHAHAHAHA

>>76853063
good. the mighty meme was becoming too much

>>76853376
You also have a mental illness

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how many buys did the bellator ppv card do?

>>76853376
>>76853391
I love how you're sperging out about other people not wanting to see verbal diarrhea being posted here, as if we haven't had threads completely ruined by losers like you.

I believe you're the spammer as well. (Oh look at that, just as I finish typing this you prove me right, idiot lol)

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>>76853453
It's trending well and could do around 200k

http://www.lowkickmma.com/bellator/bellator-180-delivers-big-viewership-numbers/

>>76853473
Damn you are one insufferable whiny human being. Don't reply to me again, you're killing the vibes.

>>76853483
Keep crying loser

>>76853409
Don't ever stigmatize mental illness.

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Fucking Stann and Grisham finna ruin 213

>>76853453
is this a guy from pornhub?

>>76853473
You really filter images on 4chan? lol

>>76853515
GET OUTTA THERE YOEL

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>>76853483
Don't @ me or my son ever again

>>76853529
shhh don't rile him up now

>>76853478
200k would be huge for them

>>76853529
I'm not the guy who posted the md5 image filter but I love how he triggers you every time he does it lol.

>>76853533
185 POUNDS OF BEHEMOTHNESS!

>>76853548
Yes it would, I personally hope they succeed. Coker is a very talented man and the sky is the limit for Bellator.

>>76853551
literally cringed

Lol obese spammer all revved up

>>76853578
looks like richard ramirez

>>76853591
Aww so cute!

>>76853574
At least I don't watch WWE like you do loser lmao

>>76853591
joanna is the horse you stupid fucking pollack

>>76853473
It really isnt that hard to just scroll past it

>>76853626
BTFO

>>76853626
Just imagine making a filter list on 4chan. lol my sides are in orbit.

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>>76853621

>>76853453
Avatarfagging is against the rules. Please refrain.

>>76853643
I feel bad for the kid, I really do.

Imagine being so demented you spam an anonymous anime imageboard in your spare-time.


Just imagine.

>>76853671
>leddit spacing

Funny how this dumbfuck thinks we already forgot he spams our threads with Schaub img pictures for picks and such

>>76853157
>no injection marks
based natty goat

>>76853626
It really isn't that hard for you to ignore Jamarcus in bed with your wife either, I'm sure.

>>76853658
You're not a moderator. Stop pretending to be one and stick to doing what you know best: picking every fight wrong.

>>76853683
You know exactly what it means.

>>76853671
You realize the point of his spamming is to get people like you to bitch about it and derail the thread

Fucking re-sign mousasi already you Jews

>>76853692
So why are you sperging out about his spam being filtered?

>>76853704
because you filter everything, a 500 image filter list is cancer and you spam it in this thread everyday

>>76853688
Buddy, you need to abide by the rules like everyone else.

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>>76853688
Why are Aussies and Britbongs so terrible at picks? Truly a question for the ages

>>76853704
Im saying just ignore it, its not that hard if you want to spend the time filtering all his images you can waste you time doing that i dont really give a fuck

>>76853714
The list is chemo. It's painful, but we'll all get through it together.

>>76853714
I don't have/need a 500 image filter list dummy.

>>76853731
The Australians are by far the worst. Do the opposite of what Australians say every single time.

>>76853742
is there a list for the hundreds of heads you spam every day?

https://streamable.com/vr3lp
hahaaxaxaxahhahhxa

>>76853731
Why does Canada always dickride the spammer? Always first to join his early shit threads and defend that aspie. Canada is indeed /heem/'s most useless poster

>>76853740
Did you bet your house on Saff against RDA after I said he was losing?

>>76853735
Individual image filter is a waste of time but I do have some certain parameters/phrases the spammer(s) uses hidden (can't see stubs also :) )

>>76853762
I love how you embrace it that you're a hypocrite though, most people aren't that self-aware.

>>76853194
What was Pico's plan exactly?

>>76853767
The spammer could also just rename all his images, clearly he has the time

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>>76853760
>cherrypicking one fight from a wgaf card

>>76853790
Tuss is champion dog breeding material

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>>76853740
Australia has you all bamboozled with SKEEEEUYP method, say dumb things on purpose -> collect currency - (you)'s

>>76853800
My filter accounts for that

>>76853811
I don't filter because I'm not a sensitive babby nerd. I think I can handle seeing something I don't like.

>>76853811
Do you have Ferguson head ? Could use it for a project

>>76853811
Avataring is against the rules

>>76853850
Nothing better than a self-aware hypocrite who embraces his role as a total sociopath. Keep posting those heads tho.

>>76853420
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>>76853669
>>76853742
>>76853762
>>76853811
>>76853850
is this what people call "avatarring"?

>>76853890
its the latest meme from /b/ get with the times cuck


watch this shit blow up on snap chat

>>76853802
I'm just testing to see if you're poor. Looks like you are.

>>76853850
lol you're the guy who makes the calendars and takes the picks, do you take anything for OCD?

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>>76853894
I don't care enough to watch film on these literally who's

Now I understand why that one guy hates the calendar/picks dude so much. He spams even worse than anyone other personality on /heem/.

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She has arrived

>>76853938
>proving my point that you are a friend-simulating avatarring loser hypocrite

I love it, I love it.

>>76853929
Just imagine being around him in real life, with the calendars, predictions, image filtering, png making he must be super fucking awkward.

What the fuck why is Snoop doing commentary

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>>76853947
He creeps me out honestly.

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>>76853894
>picking the literalliest of the literally who's
>on a fite pass only event

what could go wrong ?

>>76853929
man-orchestra

>>76853924
>watching film to make educated picks
I just go off how dorky they look

>>76853956
Yeah. What do you take? Anafranil?

>>76853751
well MJ didn't really break, he took the ass beating pretty well

>>76853956
I believe it, I can't imagine being around you in person for more than 5 minutes before I want to leave.

>>76853950
GUYS WHY IS SNOOP DOING COMMENTARY

WHY

>>76854032
game of thrones is gay

>>76854009
for the memes

>>76854040
This.

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>Chael/wandy is a bigger ppv draw than mighty manlet

>>76854009
WME has completely lost it

>>76854032
>thinking
Pretty sure Dana's incapable of that pham

>>76854011
as long as you're not washing your hands for hours a day or spraying windex in your eyes to "clean them" lol

if it's only mildly annoying (turning things on and off 3 times for example) then the antidepressants will probably do more harm than good

>>76854009
Cause he's funny

Anyone got the webm of nate dodging conors punches?

>>76854049
Chael is unironically one of the biggest draws in MMA history.

>>76854032
People still watch that show in 2017 ?

>>76854072
For sure you'd be surprised

>>76852668
>>76852745
kek how many times does Luke need to BTFO out after being cocky to actually learn anything from it

gets highlight reel SMOKED by TRTor and then KTFO'd by a guy known for pillow hands who he already beat

>>76854058
only the ones where nate dodges with his face

>>76854059
You're not wrong, still makes me laugh that Chael can outdraw a supposed p4p fighter in 2017

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>been on vacation for 3 weeks
>mayweather vs mcgregor is actually happening
ayy fucking lmao

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What the actual fuck does snoop dogg know But MMA

>>76854118
It's not funny

>>76854118
I enjoy watching Might Manlet fight, but it takes away a lot of excitement when you know how every fight is going to end.

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>>76854109
>>76854058

>>76854079
I dropped it somewhere around 2015, as did everybody else I know who watched it

>>76853557
SHOOK HIM OFF LIKE A SLIP N SLIDE

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>WME actually serious about getting rid of 125'ers

fucking kek, turbomanlets BTFO

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The UFC must really hate Demian Maia to force him to fight for the belt this soon. He literally fought just last month.

>>76854134
back 2 the discord you downy

>>76854154
They might as well sell 170 too if Maia wins

>>76854154
I also can't believe they just booked JDS a fight after he got brutally KO'd.

They want Ngannou in the title picture and Woodley vs GSP. Last thing WME wants is Maia with a belt, I'm sure they'll pay him a huge sum to retired if he beats Woodley.

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>>76853790
leave Tuss outta this, also how was I dickriding the spammer? all I said was aussies and brits cant pick fights

>>76854154
wgaf

he wanted a titleshot so bad now hes got one shouldnt complain

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>>76854158
Saved

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>>76854158

>>76854172
I fingered Russ in a nightclub toilet. Rancid smelling puss.

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>>76854158
i picture alistair yelling

>MOM, THE MEATLOAF!!!!

>>76854167
Yeah but that's in September at least

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>>76854191
>Russ
why am I not surprised

If you haven't watched all 4 seasons of THE REEM then you can't call yourself an MMA fan.

>>76854213
If you don't like THE REEM ya can't be my friend

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Name this fight if you aren't a goof:

>Silva was criticised for his performance, with Dana White saying that it was the most embarrassed he has ever been since becoming UFC president.

>>76854138
No, it is funny

>>76854228
Maia fight for sure

>>76854228
Sliva vs Maia

>>76854228
Silva vs. Maia

>>76854228
Maia duh

>>76854236
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>>76854238
>>76854240
wrong, it was from when Anderson tried to give Dana a rimmy

>>76854228
Abu Dhabi a SHIT

>Gastelum was a huge underdog against Cerrone at 205 (a former LW) and now is a favorite against Chris Weidman

What a time to be alive

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>>76852974
This is actually pretty great.Brengadoosh Shpooge is a pretty cool guy but that podcast in particular was like for sure calm down and let your guests talk my man.

>>76853780
>>76853194
The analysis that he moved like Ronda as an MMA striker is pretty on point from the 24 seconds imo. He reached from too far outside, and otherwise threw stiff combinations as though he's hitting the pads

>>76854258
The Chris needs that win bad, look for him to lay and pray fat Kelvin

Lmao Snoop is unironically calling fights on Dana's new Tuesday show
Ahahahaha I'm listening to this should be fun
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sdGkYnQqY4

What happens is Gastelum heems The Chris?

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>>76854258
Masvidal, since Strikeforce my man, owes a huge debt of gratitude to Kelvin. If Big G didn't miss weight for 205 Jorge would never get opportunity to build his name off Cerrone

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>>76854154
The politics are really weird when you think about it and you're right they are low balling Maia. Yes they are finally giving him his shot but the time frame of one month is rather blatant that they want an older fighter not that much time to recover.

If you really look hard at UFC's history of title shots and time given between events to see if any challenger was given the same amount of time and the answer is no. The only thing that comes close is Jon Jones vs Ryan Bader Feb 5 2011, then fighting and beating Shogun Rua the month after March 19 2011

But Jones is a way younger fighter that recoups quicker and when you look at his Bader fight recieved less damage then Maia did in his Masvidal fight.

I am a huge Maia fan and i am rooting for him but the deck is stacked against him. It would make such a memorable win IF Maia did win the belt though

>>76854290
Jorge should be fighting Woodley. Maia didn't win the fight. Plus the fight will be SHIT. Probably fucking worse than Silva vs. Maia.

>>76854290
He would have heemed Cerrone and potentially be fighting for a title right now.

Who was the first Olympic wrestler to debut in the UFC?

gsp is such a fucking bitch for refusing to fight woodley

>>76854228
Obviously the maia fight

>>76854303
Absolutely, and Jorge would be a mid ranked guy who's mostly known for losing split decisions

>>76854309
Schultz?

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>>76854296
>>76854296
Jones was 22 for his 1 month non title fight
Maia is going to be 40.

I think maybe Cerrone has done something similar but also his fights were non title and he's somewhat younger then Maia?

>>76854290
Who didn't know who Masvidal was at that point?

>>76854331
he literally hasn't lost a fight in the ufc or strikeforce
>mid ranked
go jerk off to joanna for the 3rd time today

>>76854341
>>76854341
Maia deserves more hespect from the UFC.

>>76854362
Lost a few decisions, though.

lads

https://twitter.com/onebyonepodcast/status/880905129213526017

>>76854403
Conor only needs one punch plus Mayweather is much older now.

>>76854364
he can't sell a fight though which means he can't make them money

>>76854414
He's not gonna ko him with one punch

>>76854296
If there's anything weird about the situation it's that a fighter the UFC clearly doesn't like is getting an opportunity, Maia could have easily ended up like Jacare. If I had to guess I'd say he's making peanuts and they're hedging their bets - Woodley has been in a couple recent stinkers so they'll either get him a big finish or end up with a discount champ.

>>76853192
this is the moment i started to hate him, when he punched crocop on the ground out of pure malice, after it was all over.

>>76854414
his house in miami looks like a resort, real estate is so fucking expensive here a piece of shit on the water studio apartment is 3 grand

>>76854414
>Conor only needs one punch
Not with 16 oz gloves he doesn't

Lads, since the Reebok deal, what have been the best fights?

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>>76854375

>>76854457
Kim/Reyes

>>76854456
They're using 32oz gloves

>>76854456
its 10 oz, but still

>BAHNG BAHNG BAHNG

https://youtu.be/SNfYDKST95Y

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>>76854414

>>76854306
this was before he started training with mayweather's former training partner (insider info free for you heem)

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Wonderboi lost the decision and the fight

>>76854548
he won 4 rounds judged by the master race

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Are any bars showing One Championship or LFA?

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she was never any good, women didn't figure out how to fight until recently

>>76854602
She wasn't genetically modified for fighting my guy

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>>76854578
>Bonita Springs

>>76854618
lol

>>76854602
women can't fight, not one on the planet could beat me

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>>76854617
neither was pennington my guy

>>76854647
thats because you're 450lbs of pork rinds

>>76854675
just had beets, orange, apple, spinach, melon...lmao i'm literally the healthiest one here no drinking or other drugs

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Long, rangey

>>76854694
90lb vegan cuck
My niece would heem you

>>76854694
>biggest pussy here
confirmed lad

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>>76854465

>>76854708
Bane?

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You boys seen that Ronda pussy picture yet?

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Why is MJ heeming HH?

>>76854708
thats conner macgregger id know that tattoo anywhere

>>76854744
Yeah it's fake

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>>76854708
The UFC is well known for padding their fighters' physical stats, and they measure reach to the fingertips rather than the end of the fist in boxing. Gonna be very interesting to see how they look facing off for the first time.

>>76854762
Magregger has wider shoulders

>>76852565
Where is WSOF?

>>76854786
it doesn't matter
none of it matters

he could come into the ring 25 lbs heavier and he will still get embarassed

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>>76854786
There's no way to know until the stand next to each other. Supposedly Shogun is 6'1

>>76854823
Never mind.

>>76854831
nah he's gonna get in mayweather's head for sure my man

>>76854835
>Supposedly Shogun is 6'1
That seems accurate

>>76854835
I remember in one of his earlier fights in the ufc he was listed at 5 11 cant remember which one it was

listen casuals, gooby at staredowns standing straight only slightly lifting his heels is FIVE FOOT NINE... without the nonsense he's FIVE SEVEN

>>76854853
by all means, keep betting on conor, you idiots only improve my return percentage

>>76854894
I want -200 odds on Floyd

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>>76854885
>>76854873

>>76854894
>the current year
>betting against conor
shame on you m8

>>76854867
Yeah, I agree...but to me he looks more than 4 inches taller than McGregor who is listed at 5'9. If he's more like 5'7 like I think he is that means Mayweather is going to be the taller man.

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>>76854835
that is the best webm on the internet

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>>76854835
What's it like to be THAT short?

>>76854939
less back problems

>>76854918
i'll enjoy watching all your reactions on fight night

make sure to have your excuses prepared and rehearsed lol

>>76854913
holy fuck he looks like shit

>>76854920
>puerto rico's ideal woman.webm

>>76854920
>6'1 vs 5'10

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>>76854918

UFC 196 happened and nothing you can do will ever erase that fact.

>>76854948
>implying you understand the definition of fight

>>76854920
if she got on that retired ronda diet she wouldn't look so bad

>>76854968
yeah, just like that

best save it for later though babe

>>76854913
>5'11
absolutely hooting, how do they get away with this?

>>76854939
timestamp

>>76854968
lol, exactly

I can already hear McGregor crying about how his 4 round knockout loss to Mayweather doesn't count because it wasn't a real fight and begging for an MMA rules rematch

>>76854919
McGregor has a wider frame and is slightly lanky, I've already explained this to someone else before, but height can be deceptive if you don't take frame and body shape into consideration. DC is 5'11" and has a wide frame and he ends up looking shorter than he actually is, Cerrone is 5'11" but he looks like he could be over 6'0"

Are there any fights tonight that are potentially spicy or should I just get drunk and go to bed...

>>76854908
You're not getting it. The current odds are a fucking gift.

Do wait until after the first press conference though, you might get -450.

>>76854983
post slip

>>76854967
I wish he'd just stayed in mount raining down shot after shot to Conor's head until Conor verbally tapped. It'd be hilarious.

>>76855013
>you might get -450.
By fight night I'm sure Floyd will be -200

>>76855004
would he be wrong? of course not

you think he'd just take the loss, thank mayweather and waddle back to MMA? LOL

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>>76855013
>Australia's betting tips

>>76855034
Mayweather will never fight in MMA so that's going to be exactly what happens.

>>76855033
Not a chance. Floyd will have dropped enough cash by then to bring the odds back into something approaching sanity.

>>76855012
Jon Fitch vs Brian Foster will spicier than a vindaloo

>>76854920
what tjhe FUCK?!

Did her father stretch her when she was a kid or something?

>>76855007
Holy shit I thought Cerrone was over 6 feet

>>76855077
manlet detected

>>76854967
Then UFC 202 happened.

>>76854972
Her heart can't afford to work any harder.

>>76855085
He is.

>>76855091
>Conor avenged getting finished by MAJORITY DECISIONING the absolute FUCK out of Nate
Legit.

>>76855091
>$1 million camp for a majority decision

>>76855059
I don't even know at this point. Mayweather is already a smaller favorite than he's been in years against his easiest opponent. Eventually the sharp money will come in and swing the odds on fight night but I think they could end up much closer than -450 once the media circus gets going

>>76855116
Casuals, normies, fanboys will make it a pick 'em fight. Mark my words.

>eddie is a different kind of beast, hes gonna wrestle Conor for sure, size and wrestling my man

>Floyd is a different kind of beast my guy, footwork and speed my man

>>76855115
>>76855107
how are you going to shit on the guy most fighters on that level won't even take a late replacement fight lol..he has done it several times i wish more fighters had his attitude

Who cares about who wins with McGregor, I just wan it to go 12 rounds, get the most out of my PPV money.

>>76852565
[spoiler]What does 'heem' mean?[/spoiler]

>>76855137
>how are you going to shit on the guy

I'm not shitting on him, I'm shitting on his fans for being stupid.

>>76855137
Most fighters don't get paid what he gets paid. I'd take a short notice fight against Ngannou tomorrow for $500.

>>76855136
cant be compared
the only reason you are talking like this is because you know literally nothing about boxing

>>76855141
Same. Conor better show up and make it competitive. Last time I'll ever spend money on a boxing PPV.

>>76855141
I know, I'll be paying $100 for it and will give zero fucks about the undercard.

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>>76855136
>Comparing Eddie Alvarez to Floyd
At least you switched from Aldo. What's next? Marcus Brimage?

>>76855175
Look at how wide Conor's stance is, tell me how Floyd will deal with that.

>>76855145
Heem
Everyone
Encluding
Myself

>>76855141
>>76855173
>>76855174
>paying for PPVs in 2k17.5
for what purpose? that old geezer and loudmouth Irishman are rich enough and it's not like the dudes on the undercard are getting a PPV cut

how is winning a decision against nate bad he's almost impossible to put away, he dropped him most people...almost all people in the world that size would have quit

oh yeah for sure my guy

>>76855185
The promoters need money too.

>>76855185
Because I can afford it and I want it in my HD projector with surround sound. I'm not into clamoring for a laggy stream.

>>76855185
Depends if I have people over for it. A few friends are interested and even my dad called me and asked if I was going to have people over for it. At the very least I'll get together with him and get drunk and stoned.

>>76855185
>for what purpose?
Some people don't want to be scrambling for 240p streams right before the main event starts.

Also no sits home alone and watches fight card by themselves. You get 8 or 10 buddies over, you get some food, drinks, everyone chips in $10 for the PPV and it's a cheap fight. Literally no one sits home alone and watches fights by themselves, you'd have to be abnormal to do this.

>>76855185
It's called having friends and/or money.

>>76855219
I stream alone.

>>76855187
Other people have beaten Nate before and made it look easier.