/heem/ fuck u goof

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This is the thread

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EXTRA NEWS AND LINKS
bjpenn.com
tfatk.com
champions.co
mmaimports.com
markhunt.tv
drudgereport.com
ozy.com
https://www.instagram.com/dillondanis/

>>76822515
damn dude, I was just setting up some news and links but you beat me to it!

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>>76822546
Haha! Maybe next time!

Looks like Springsperg got the other thread deleted. Still not at 500 so this one should go, too.

>>76822515
>>76822566
This is the ideal man.

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josh barnett

the /iamverysmart/ edition

>maiavidal

Tyrone vs Maia confirmed for 214

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>>76822724

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Schaub confirmed for fagaustralian tour

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Whos your favorite female mma fighter

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>>76822869
JJ

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Who is your favorite former fighter's child?

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>>76822902

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fook u horse

>>76822462
conor looks like a fag and acts like a child

>>76823012
So does the loser that made this thread

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Live from Sydney

>>76822646
I just got home, how did I get the other thread deleted?

>>76823073
How many proxies do you have?

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>>76823086
None

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>>76822946
>>76822962

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For me, it's Rose Namajunas

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>>76823116
>Be UFC fighter
>Terrible stand-up
>Be comedian
>Terrible stand-up

>>76823086
>>76823108
how many proxies u need?

>>76823145
Im guessing 4

>>76823179
>>76823142
You guys really cant find something better to do than argue about schaub for like the 100th day in a row?

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One of spergops boys is fighting Prazeres. Nice fight!!

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>>76823179
How can people find this literal faggot funny? Also he has a huge punchable face. Does he make jokes about liking huge black guys asses?

>>76823200
Not realistic. As Schaub's success continues h8rs will be sent into even deeper states of rage and jealousy.

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>>76823179
That explains all

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>>76823281
No dude, everyone thinks his KO losses are hilarious

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>>76823207
It is a good fight, should be a spicy roller

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>Next month Lawler vs Woodley will have been a year ago

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>>76822462

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

6/30: One Championship 56 - Light of a Nation
6/30: LFA 15 - Odoms vs Vanderaa
6/30: Professional Fighters League aka WSOF - Daytona
7/1: ACB 63 - Strus vs DeVent
7/2: Pancrase 288 - Miura vs Abe
7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: >>76811963

News:

>Woodley vs Maia set for UFC 214
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/tyron-woodley-to-defend-title-vs-demian-maia-at-ufc-214

>Makhachev vs Prazeres in the works for UFC Rotterdam
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/880207747534467073

>Tonya Evinger replaces Anderson to fight Cyborg at UFC 214
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-214-cyborg-justino-vs-tanya-evinger-title-fight-megan-anderson-pulls-out

>Cerrone out of fight with Lawler due to injury
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/6/28/15885752/donald-cerrone-vs-robbie-lawler-pulled-ufc-213-cowboy-hurt-mma

>UFC FN 112 salaries
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-fight-night-112-salaries-b-j-penn-earns-highest-purse-despite-tough-loss

>>76823461
Thanks man

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>tfw to inteligent to lose to Floyd

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i'm going to post about myself instead of garbage forced memes

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i am the best fight picker in the entire universe
nobody can pick fights as well as i can
i have never picked a fight wrong in my life and i never will

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3/3

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>>76823500
Dont let the h8rs get you down. You talk about this sport more intelligbly than just about anyone here

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>>76823535
thank you, friend

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>Not Coral Springs talking to Not SpergOP

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If it wasn't already obvious. GSP is not getting the winner of Woodley-Maia.

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/dana-white-georges-st-pierre-vs-winner-of-tyron-woodley-demian-maia-ufc-214-title-fight

>Winner of Woodley v Maia gets GSP

Bitchbong on suicide watch. If Romero wins, he retires

>On March 2014, 11 years after their first clash, both (retired) competitors, Bravo and Royler agreed to meet once more in a 20 minute long, submission only, grappling match for Metamoris 3. Bravo (43) and Royler (48) had an entertaining fight that ended in a draw, though Bravo got closer to the finish. Days after the fight was finished, it was disclosed by Joe Rogan in his “The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast” that the fight had taken place in a strange set of rules that favoured Royler, these rules forced Bravo to wear pants (something Royler was exempt), the rules also permitted that the Gracie held on to Bravo’s uniform while the same was not allowed by Eddie.

Name me more pieces of shit than the Gracie's. Every fight I read with them involved has some them demanding some special ruleset and when they lose they sperg out and make them change the decision

r8 this card.

Jones vs Cormier 2
Maia vs Woodley
Cyborg vs Evinger
Oezdemir vs Manuwa
Sterling vs Barao
Knight vs Lamas
Ortega vs Moicano
Northcutt vs Makdessi
Fili vs TBA

whatever happened with Tony Ferguson vs Tiger Schaub?

>>76823860
the gracies are royalty
if they want to win a few rigged matches then so be it
dana white is making bazillions off of their family's invention

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Karen bless

>>76823984
What a fraud

>>76823890
DC not gonna make it

Is Luke legitimately autistic?

https://youtu.be/mIqhLYZ4Mz4

>>76823890
Robbie Cowboy will probably be added

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>>76824098
thats how alphas roll

>>76824098
How can someone so handsome be so retarded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuVBRGI2Jq8
Donald Cerrone has AIDs

>>76824098
nah, if you listen you can tell the audio is edited in, he didn't ask her that while on the boat, he did it in a different context
and the "that's inappropriate" was recorded in studio and spliced in, which is why it sounds so weird
don't know how that's allowed desu

>>76823860
They do deserve credit for making MMA a thing, but they are undoubtedly the biggest crybabies in the sport. Royce demanding a no stand-ups rule and getting his legs kicked by Sakuraba for an hour was poetic justice

is there actually any footage of brendan schaub doing stand up? i dont see any on youtube

>>76823140
She looks nothing like that now

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>tyron is ducking!
>*accepts no1 contender for third time*
>b-b-b-but he tried to duck

whats the excuse when he heems maia?

>b-but he was old!!!

>>76823890
The Jones vs Cormier fight will never happen, just wait and see, something will come up

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>>76824333
Times have changed

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>>76824098

>>76824361
I hope Tyron fucks my white wife

>>76824371
What does Pat see in her

>>76824386
This

>>76824198
>cerrone got hepatitus after raping tiger schaub

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>>76824387
Himself

>>76824396
Who hasn't sexually violated Tiger?

Having been coming on /heem/ for years, I can easily say that this thread is the p4p WOAT of all time.

>>76824386
i hope he does too

any guesses on what "personal reasons" mean?


what did she mean by it?

>>76824366
lmao that fight is 100% happening

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>>76822462
Lovin the op

>>76824475
would you want to get viciously TKO'd by Cyborg in front of millions of people?

>>76824487
so she used it to get a contract? she's still going to have to fight cyborg

Would you rather see GSP fight Tyron or Maia?

Who is the tougher fight for him?

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>>76824475
It could be:
>Season-ending pregnancy
>Wants to play it safe in Invicta
>Got step-aside money from the UFC
>Cyborg didn't sign to fight her

>>76824534
You're a weirdo

>>76824544
Who would win in a ladder match for the 145 lb championship

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>studying for a test
>decide to check /heem/ during break
>deranged psychopaths BEGGING for my attention

I'll be on my merry way. Take care.

>>76824522
tyron is a tougher fight and hes winning both

>>76824559
What kind of test? I just came back from a math test. One credit away from graduation

>>76824578
Holy crap are you me?

>>76824559
what test, a blood test to see if you contracted tiger schaubs HIV?

>>76824582
Depends. Are you graduating from Texas A&M?

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Find a flaw

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>>76823456

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*skullfucks your son*

>>76824615
>be inactive
>go up a rank

Based Nate

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>>76824597
I've seen you make the same post about 10 times today. I go back and read all the threads and every post that I miss, which is why I always appreciate an OP that links the previous thread.

We do not have anything in common. You are a pedo.
>>76824625
You are vile.
>>76824600
lol no

Good chat. I'll be on my way.

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>huh huh i slapt u face huh huh wuuuuuuuuut u was running from me huh huh

>>76824652
actually i just got here i've only made one post about tiger schaub getting raped today. It's a pretty hot topic.

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Is Purple Nurple a good fighter?

>>76824615
>a girl being anywhere on a top pound-4-pound

Not a bad list. I don't like McGregor being 2nd p4p but not sure where I'd put him. Above Cruz at least. Khabib should be higher.

>>76824701
Are those tits getting bigger or is it just me?

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>>76824742
Pretty sure they're sagging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NjmzHgNB4U

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>>76824701
>>76824752
Daily reminder that Schaub would slap the shit out of you if he met you.

And for everytime you have posted that picture of his baby as a punching bag, he will kill you three times over.

Dillasnake vs Holloway who wins

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>McGregor vs Alvarez was 2 years ago

>>76824826
One well placed GADOOOSH would keep him down

>>76824826
>Coral Fjords

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>JDS vs. Ngannou set for 215
I'm glad my boy's finally fighting again but FUCK that's a long way off. Who y'all got?

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>>76824919
>whites ever beating down a black guy

How long till TUF?

>>76824919
He had five fights within a little over a year of debuting in the UFC. Some time off only refined his skill

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>>76824956

>>76825008
22 bings

>>76825040
>le roids

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brazilian "female" fighters

>>76825053
Yeah tyrone is juiced to the gills there

I could heem anyone in this thread

>>76825049
Thanks my dude

>>76825040
>that one time 10 years ago my guy
welterweight champion of the world

>>76825105
also got shitcanned by rory and shields

>>76825040
The disrespect!

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>>76825118
>nate
>rory
>shields

>>76825141
oh for sure woodley is natty my man those bumps all over his abs is fake news youre just looking at the boxing angles in that pic look at the mma ones

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>>76825054

>>76825141
>implying tyrone looks more natty than rory
that's almost funnier than him getting his belt under obama and losing it under trump

there needs to be a super heavy weight division.

295+

>>76825198
Tyrone has lost muscle tone, its not eric silva tier but he noticeably lost some

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>>76825181
>mfw Bigg Pigg misses weight at SHW

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>>76825218
DELET THIS!

>>76825215
ok, let's say he was on roids which is probably true, the amount he fell off compared to rory, how his performances changed compared to guys like vitor, all that needs to be taken into account.

usada'd isn't only looking worse physically, but performing worse.

jacare doesnt look that different, same with weidman, but both have been slept and flushed

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>>76825040
THE DISHESPECT

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fresh heem

>>76825330
Is that be some Wing Chun?

who /Gallicchio/ here

TUF is starting 2 episodes left including this one

>>76825358
I like the guy but if he wins he's just another TUF bust

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>GET THAT DICK BOY IM CUMMIN

DRY HUMP
R
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H
U
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>>76824098
She probably just rejected him because his dick isn't proportionally sized to his body, but she had to make up some excuse to not seem like a slut.

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>>76825330
>that feint
Holy shit

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>>76825449
We should have a /heem/ MMA tournament, where we meet up and fight.

1v1's with no weight classes, only pure brutality until one stands and one falls.

>>76825510

buddy I'd punch you once you would want to cancel the event and take a boat back to your little tundra island in the north

stick to the video games kid.

>>76825510
dont need a tournament, u can come by and catch these hands any day of the week punk

>oh shit they put tj's posters everywhere!
>fuck they got us good!

LOW QUALITY BANTZ

Friendly reminder to all /heem/sters to snake-proof your locker room

>>76825510
I want to fight Bulgaria or Coral Springs

>>76825595
Why would you want to fight me? I'm hosting the event at the Coral Springs Gymnasium. I have connections.

If I had to be in a house with these mongoloids I'd probably snap and kill everyone. Literal meathead children. No professionalism.

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>>76825535
You think I've never been punched before?

I've taken more shots to my chin than your mom has taken cumshots to her.

>>76825560
You amercans are tough on the internet, but when push comes to shove, you are nowhere to be found.

>>76825595
I wanna get that aussiefaggot.

>>76825595
>Coral Springs
careful buddy, i've been around the block and coral springs may overwhelm you with a surprising viciousness coming from retard strength + the power of schaub and sexual frustration. Won't be a walk in the park.

>>76825618
you clean toilets at the Gym too?

>>76825641
Yes I do. That's nothing to be ashamed of.

>>76825641
I don't clean toilets and I don't work at the gymnasium. The Coral Springs Gymnasium is a great venue, they host amateur MMA and mandrama. I could get us a timeslot, someone would have to get a cage.
>>76825638
lol I'm not retarded but I have decent strength and some BJJ

>>76825641
Based Canada. Hopefully I don't fight you, UK, Ireland or Poland just so I don't have to go against my allies.

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>>76825510
come to my work and find out what these hands bout

If you don't respect brendan Schaub you can take two baths and promptly lose my number.

I would fuck you boys up

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holly

>>76825707

go home u little twerp I'd out box you and then give you a wedigie

lol i'm 5'10 170 ripped and went to school for wrestling

i'd literally fuck your day up so fast you would be begging for mercy after I grabbed your little tiny head and tried to make it pop

>>76825740
>5"10

HOWLING

>>76825740
Reach?

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Hey Springsperg, what weight class would you fight at?

>>76825751
Probably middleweight

>>76825777
do you ever use foul language irl?

>>76825740
Im 6'1" and 220 and I've lived on a farm my entire life

I was haying till dark when you were sittin playin your little gameboy you little fruit, I would light you the fuck up

170 lmao congrats

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>>76825740
6'2 270 tank mode, fuck off welterweight lanklet

is tom gonna get heemed? he looks like a young gay bear in training

If you weren't on the edge of your seat sweating with anticipation at every second of tyrone thompson 2 then you are a fake fan and should most likely exit this place.

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>>76825820
>>76825823
>im technically morbidly obese
>no but its all muscle though
>n-no im not fat
kek that state of lard asses

>tfw basically McGregor's stats except I'm 22 and Orthodox

>>76822462
ty based op

>>76824544

To be fair, cyborg is pure roids

>>76825811
Rarely, I try not to.

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is cow going to bellator after this?

>>76825853
lmao manlets

Don't worry dude your girlfriend probably thinks 170 is a real man dude totally

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>>76825853
>people are bigger than me!
>i-it's all fat though!

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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Nsh9af5VU

>>76825911
>bobsappstreetfight.gif

Tom's got nothing for him.

>>76825923
lesnar is fat.

>>76825911
cirkunov_oezdemir.webm

>>76825954
that's not lesnar, it's conor mcgregor. fucking casual.

>>76825911

Yo, that cow is dead

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I see Moroz dropped 2 ranks to #12. Two places for every hundred dollars I lost that night

Already dreaming of the fight where she's placed at over 3. I will make my money back. I will live to bet another day.

As for BJ Penn. Fuck em.

19-18 Lima

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Reminder that you are a literal casual if you don't think MM is the GOAT

>>76826106
am i missing live fites?

>>76826127
TUF semi-finals

Gallichio has to be one of the smallest guys there. Dhiego towers over him

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>>76826111
MM is the Goof Of All Time yes

>>76826134
does tom seem a little...slow to you? mentally, i mean

3rd round? Did the judges say so?

>>76826134
well shit I just found that on my cable sports channel, only 10 minutes left in the episode. been watching the fitepass live stream all night and there was no indication anywhere that this was happening. seething.

>>76826156
Yes
>>76826184
the semi-finals are all 3 rounds regardless

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>am I the biggest pussy you've ever seen and you want me to suck your dick?

Herb should just stop this

>these shitty gassed out takedown attempts

tom please

>>76826192
Really? I couldve sworn that was never the case

this camera quality is actually shit, this better not be how contender series looks

Mario Yamasaki has declared the winner to be Dhiego Lima via submission

Dana White has more Chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Dhiego Lima looks like a down syndrome Jorge Masvidal

Image getting an Ace of Spades tattoo with a number 5. 5 . 5 for the number of cocks he

jesus tom needs to manscape his upper arms and shoulders, shit is disgusting

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why shouldn't Khabib be forced to fight Kevin Lee, there was no excuse for not being able to make weight last time and we don't know if he can still make 155 (could be hendricks all over again) so why set him up with another interim belt if he might pull out again or not even make weight?

>>76826289
perfect stoppage.

Yamasaki pls learn

>>76826297
ufc is trying to protect him from k-lee

>Troll Booth

Every. Time.

Christ

>>76826342
I can't figure out why it's even on the show. So much cringing.

>>76826385
>We want the 4chan audience

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I'm starting to think my girl might be actually pregnant or something. She was visited by USADA 2 days ago. I think they told her something she didn't know with their preliminary tests. They can detect pregnancy way earlier than normal tests. Or maybe it's like aids idk but this ain't good

>>76826418
Rumor is visa issues

>>76826418
who was nutting in her pusy?

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>>76822966
>getting a title shot coming off a loss
>2018

>>76826432
why was she able to fight for Invicta then?

>>76826440
Laughed

Have a (You)

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>>76822880
Aspen Ladd vs JJ
Who wins?

>>76826483
Ayy Lmao

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>>76824624

Jon Jones will miss weight the day before 214

cap this

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'Sup guys?

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>>76826418
It just occurred to me that it could be a weight cut thing. Barao is fighting at some weird catchweight at 214 because of the CSAC's attention whoring rules, maybe she doesn't think she can meet the cap on rehydration

>>76826555
thats a good theory, California is really starting to fuck everything up

>>76826567
t. 4'10 Indonesian

>>76826530
Fake news media strikes again

>>76826571
It's a joke, even if you think limiting weight cuts is a good idea it's still a split set of regulations just like the new rules on grounded opponents

What a fucking batshit crazy year for MMA

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Greatest GOAT of all time.

REWATCH ROMERO VS WEIDMAN
>https://youtu.be/bFrbMDkNk-4

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>>76826432
That was my initial thought but right after her USADA visit? I guess it's possible but then why would she word it like this?

>>76826555
They announced the barao thing publicly tho. Why would they keep this a secret?

>>76826695
n-no

>>76826709
it's a great fight for sure, whittaker will suffer the same fate

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>>76826695

>>76826695
ufcespanol never takes down their free fights

Also a lot of the English free fights are unlisted rather than taken down, so you can still find them

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>>76826689
I agree

>>76826714
old man Yoel is getting GADOOSH'd and FLUSH'd

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Do you think DC enjoys memes

>>76826723
>old man Yoel is getting GADOOSH'd and FLUSH'd
by the guy that was getting lit the fuck up by Brunson?

Do you think Tony enjoys skullfucking Tiger?

>>76826701
She just blew the biggest opportunity of her career. After all that talk, mustve fucked up her cycle maybe she should get tips from cyborg

>>76826734
and what happened to Brunson?

>>76826746
i think you give whittaker a bit too much credit guy, reason you do is because he finished jacare. Yoel could have finished jacare if he didn't get in his guard and stood him back up but he went and gassed himself trying to finish on ground, he's learned from that

>>76826734
Up until the KO he looked pretty shit against weedman.

Whittaker is going to KO him in the first.

>>76826794
>Up until the KO he looked pretty shit against weedman
you are retarded, rewatch the fight. Chris did no damage while Yoel was landing nice bodykicks. It was 1-1 going into the third

>>76822462
>100$ for a reebok t-shirt

Wew lad, aren't those prices slightly bloated even for ameribros? It's not even a posh label.

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>>76826701
It's possible that she stepped on the scale herself and realized she wasn't gonna make it. Just a theory. Pretty sure they would have made a public announcement if Trump barred her from entering the country or she pissed hot. It's a very strange situation.

>>76826824
I got a McGregor Jersey for 21 bucks at an actual Reebok store.

I love all these casuals saying "wow ufc 214" is so stacked." Not realizing that they are hedging their beta on jon jones actually fighting lol

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>>76826839
>I got a McGregor Jersey

>>76826851
How else will I support my favorite fighter?

>>76826803
And one guy was winning the third until a hail mary KO.

And it wasn't the cigar.

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>>76826856
>How else will I support my favorite fighter?
DC would like to have a word with you

>>76826850
Cerrone vs brutal bob is already off so the card is half as good as it was

>>76826876
>And one guy was winning the third until a hail mary KO
>he was winning until he lost
lmao bud gooby lol

>>76826890
Aren't they fighting at 214 instead? I think 213 could be good

wait what the fuck, they're making sage fight makdessi? He's gonna get knocked out.

>>76826915
nope. cerrone has a blood infection and won't be ready to fight by 214. Dana confirmed it.

>>76826915
Dana said they weren't because it was too soon and theres only 1 event in August and thats the pettis moreno fight night which means probably 215 in canada

I hope its just Dana lying but i dont see why he would

>>76826691
Bryan is a little bitch who believes in aliens and ghosts and other paranormal crap. He's just like Rogan sans the weed. Which actually makes him okay. But not my guy.

Anybody know what they're gonna replace Lawler-Cerrone with?

>>76826949
Tony-Tiger

Tony the Tiger

anyone wanna stand and bang with me right fuckin now?

>>76826949
I believe Fedor vs Sonnen.

>>76826957
>>76826960
LMAO

>>76826876
lmao I traumatized that guy so badly that he is literally triggered by the flag, I hurt him permanently

sorry about that

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>>76826957
>>76826960

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*pours one out on the curb for the poor guy that put a baby inside this crazy bitch*

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>>76826957
>>76826960

>>76826994
wait she really got pregnant?

>>76826994
>not wanting a son with broad shoulders

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>>76826957
>>76826960

>>76826915
Dana is bootyblasted that Bellator managed to land a solid event in NYC with a super stacked main card. So now he's scrapping Donald vs. Robbery off of 213 because that's a shit card anyways, Nunes headliner?? Please.

Of course he'll fucking add Cerrone vs. Lawler to 214, he needs to fire back with a monster fight card of his own.

>>76826957
>>76826960
THE SEED HAS BEEN PLANTED

>>76826998
>>76826960
>iiiiiiiit's RAPE

>>76827072
Kek

Springsperg is gunna have nightmares again

>>76827164
Fear El Cucuy

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>the ufc couldnt get a bantamweight in their own organization to step up and fight cyborg so they had to get an invicta bantamweight
lmao at every single bantamweight in the ufc. what fucking pussies

>>76827181
GDR should have redeemed herself and taken the fight

>>76827181
They're just stupid. They should just pull a Mark Hunt and get their asses kicked so they can sue the company for millions of shekels once Womynlei pops for PED's, which he will.

>>76827181
Tbf there's like 2 of them

>>76827164
I'm busy studying, I don't have time tonight to put the /b/ kiddies in their place.
>>76827172
He's one of my favorite fighters to watch. You won't ruin that for me.

>>76827201
>I'm busy studying
what is there to learn about cleaning shitters?

>>76827192
fuck gdr, no redemption for late hitting fight duckers

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>>76827181
>>76827193
Who would have fought her? Pena seems like the only one that makes sense because 213 has Nunes and Shev

>>76827201
Do you like watching him choke tiger from the rear while he is naked?

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Who Team Alpha Male here?

>>76827206
Worst I have to do is pick up coffee a block away. They have janitors.
>>76827212
This is a sick fantasy that exists in your head, not mine.

>>76827201
Hey man who says you can't like his work in the cage just cause he's a vicious child rapist outside of it.

>>76827201
>I'm busy studying, he posted on the anonymous Nicaraguan yak hair tapestry weaving imageboard

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>>76827210
>rousey still listed in the rankings
the state of the ufc

>>76827224
I take breaks to check up on /heem/. I have a tab open all day.

>>76827229
Who are your favorite fighters that raped Tiger?

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>tfw you hire your sparring partners based on who you most want to punch in the face

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>>76827220
you know what happens when people drink coffee right?

>>76827234
Elin Nordegren

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>>76827234
who is this tiger?

>>76827239
kek

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>>76827237

>>76827210
Ronda could do it
Julianna
Raquel could definitely do it. I can't imagine her turning it down
McMann is already on the card so she could have easily done it
Cat might not be healthy enough still
the rest wouldnt last a minute

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>>76827237
They become productive members of society and don't waste time typing this.

>>76827253
what if Tiger grows up to be gay? would Schwab be openly upset or would he pretend to accept his sons homosexuality in order to be perceived as "politically correct"?

>>76827249
lmao
>>76827277
wow looks like fun!