Heem

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>No fights 4 2 weeks
Damn that sucks. Anyway...

/heem/ bless

kevin lee got a potn bonus for blowing out chiesa lmao

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Nice """"""""thread""""""" OP

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le million dollar payday man

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First for my girl

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>>76787611
>>76787612
How made does this make you?

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>>76787591
Thanks for the thread bro

>>76787624
Who dat?

>>76787627
NP, took me a few hours to put together but totally worth it

how many deleted posts will there be in this edition? i'll say 20.

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>"They said, 'Anon, what do you want?', I said, 'I want the easiest fight on /HEEM/. I want to fight SpainSperg.' Just give me that fight right now, Spain... The fuck outta here, this my general now."

Carla Esparza is better than Karolina Kowalkiewicz

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About to go have a yuge meal

Hopefully my intestines will be able to break the brendans down efficiently

Is it true Australia has such h8 in his heart because Schaub banged his mom when he was on his SOLD OUT comedy tour?

who is the future of the strawweight division?

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>>76787600
>>76787625
>>76787627

>>76787653
Thats what i heard when bellator sells out that stadium like romds did except with dillon i cant imagine the furor he will be experiencing

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>>76787591

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

6/30: One Championship 56 - Light of a Nation
6/30: LFA 15 - Odoms vs Vanderaa
6/30: Professional Fighters League aka WSOF - Daytona
7/1: ACB 63 - Strus vs DeVent
7/2: Pancrase 288 - Miura vs Abe
7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: >>76787591

News:

>Derrick Lewis not retiring
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/879416308533690368

>Chiesa on Yamasaki, rematch
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/michael-chiesa-referee-mario-yamasaki-kevin-lee-rematch-robbed

>UFC FN 112 medical suspensions
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-fight-night-112-medical-suspensions

>August 19th PPV cancelled
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/with-aug-19-event-scrapped-edmonton-now-hosts-ufc-215-on-sept-9

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>>76787647
>>76787648
>>76787674
Millions of dollars hahahhahahahhaha hope that number makes you lose sleep

>>76787682
Thank you. Is One Championship and LFA worth watching this week?

>>76787641
Last thread has 50. People got banned so yeah 20 sounds right.

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Post matches to make after UFC Fight Night 112.

Kevin Lee vs Michael Chiesa
Tim Boestch vs Weidman-Gastelum winner
Felice Herrig vs Torres-Lima winner
Justine Kish vs Courtney Casey
Dominick Reyes vs Luis Henrique Da Silva
Tim Means vs Mike Perry
Alex Garcia vs Nordine Taleb
Clay Guida vs Joe Lauzon
Eric Koch vs Devin Powell
Marvin Vettori vs Chris Camozzi
Carla Esparza vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Maryna Moroz vs Jessica Aguilar
Darrell Horcher vs Diego Sanchez
Jared Gordon vs Dennis Siver
Michel Quinones vs Damien Brown
Tony Martin vs Damir Hadzovic
Johnny Case vs Dan Hooker
Jeremy Kimball vs Devin Clark

Retire/Cut:

Johny Hendricks, BJ Penn, Joachim Christensen, Josh Stansbury, Vitor Miranda

>>76787696
diego should retire

>>76787696
>Tim Boestch vs Weidman-Gastelum winner
Already stopped reading there

>>76787717
Honestly did the same kek

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>>76787634
Emily Ducote

Which fighters were literally ruined by USADA?

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>>76787708
True, and I think getting knocked out by Darrell Horcher would be the wakeup call he needs

>>76787717
>>76787718
>>76787725
Why don't you think that's a good matchup? Boestch could beat both of them.

>>76787691
If you don't have any other plans, yeah

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What was the turning point that caused him to shift from neutral good, young, independent reporter passionately covering a small but thriving industry, to a chaotic evil troll who tries to bait people into negative reactions? Was it the Lesnar thing?

>>76787588
Ali is a fuckhead. I'm still shocked fighters align themselves with him.

Coincidentally it's always the retards too; Kebab, Cody, Greasy Pee, etc.

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>Well I think Kevin lee would submit Conor my good sir

>>76787607

>no fotn bonus

Those two lads in the 2nd bout of the early prelims got robbed.

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Remember when you retards were certain that Bigg Pigg would beat Boetsch, and then he got heemed in the 2nd round? I do, it happened yesterday.

@76787731
>Boetsch vs. Weidman/Gastelum cause he beat up a fat welterweight

Not even gonna dignify you with a proper response or (you)

>>76787737
Case vs Martin was excellent. They should've got that bonus for sure.

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>>76787734
>tfw my BOY dropped his ass

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>>76787745
He was fighting in his hometown, wouldn't be the first time something crazy happened.

>>76787745

Boetsch is and has been my underrated mid card boy for a long time now. The moment Pigg showed up to the weigh in, I knew the deal was sealed, I didn't even wait for him to step on the scale before placing my bet.

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>>76787750
Gastelum is a fat welterweight
Weidman is on a 4 fight losing streak

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Remember that time I was right and you were wrong?

>>76787767
Good shit. Fronks is a quality boy.

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>Why yes I am an arm-chair MMA analyst you see

>>76787777
Boestch just lost to Jacare in humiliating fashion a few months ago.

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>>76787683

>>76787783
Wait why are you bragging when you have 4 losers on there?

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>>76787770
Boetsch will never be champ, but he's capable of putting on entertaining fucking heems. Mid-Card boy for life, man.

>>76787822
Why do you hate him so much?

what's next for Pico?

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>>76787770
Boetsch looked great against Natal, I was surprised that people were writing him off because he got tapped by Jacare

>>76787804
Jacare is a much better grappler than Hendricks, and Hendricks has been in rapid decline for the last year and a half, and also had a significant size disadvantage
Boetsch looked the best he's ever looked in his career against Natal the fight before that

>>76787816
3*

Chiesa, Penn, Koch
Learn to count my man

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>>76787822
>i posted it again!!!!! XD

>>76787839
>Remember that time I was right and you were wrong?
>Posts screenshot where he has losers on

Lol

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>pico

>>76787832
Bella-

Oh shit

>>76787832
Another fight in a couple months

literally a 194er that uses tapology to analyze fights fucking zilchnigger pat wyman is less of an ass than you and iiiiiiiiiii haaaaate that pseudo intellectual statist nigger

>>76787819
His come back against okami was fucking legendary

>>76787871
Get help you spamming loser

>>76787871
You seriously need to check into a psych ward. You sound like a danger to the people around you.

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>>76787871
I am a Muslim

i dont get mad on 4chan

i laugh @ you fucking zeroes

i hate you but i still LAUGH

LAUGH

>>76787893
Please tell your doctor the medication is not working.

niggerpad is scum if he wasnt a proxying cumstain id have found long him ago and turned him into interpol

hes not even american archivegod told me so

>>76787918
Why do you hate him so much?

>I've just been told that USADA is now looking into Dennis Siver's 27 pound rehydration gain and suspect IV usage.
sieg heil

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Dockie here

Bet the house on Floyd via tko.

10 miles and im not even joking calendarnigger

>>76787899
he's the same guy posting the schaub img pictures, notice he got banned a couple times in this thread for avataring so he switched to pretending to being angry lol

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>>76787731
Gentle heeminder Johny only lost because he slipped in shit after the headkick.

fucks sake

>tfw Heem's tries to discredit your boy all last thread and you weren't there to defend him

:(

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Also, buy ETH. It's cheap right now.

>>76787945
Lol

>This loser still roleplaying Jon and DC gay fanfiction

How does someone lack this much self-awareness?

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>>76787964
He wasn't gonna beat Boetsch anyway, but he clearly slipped in it right before he took a knee

>>76787987
He's blatantly ban evading lol. Didn't even bother to take off the Name he got banned with in the last thread.

>>76787976
That beach looks like crap no offense.

>>76787872
I remember watching that live and thinking the last round was gonna be more wrestlefucking from Okami, but that comeback was insane.

SIVER FLAGGED BY USADA FOR IV USAGE

FIGHT GETTING OVERTURNED


#JUSTSCRAP
#UFCHAWAII

>>76788014
These guys are like fucking career criminals. They literally can't obey the rules lol.

>>76787919
That's literally the grossest fucking thing ever.
Filtered.

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>>76787591
HaHa!

For the record

Gooby would heem Tony

conorbless

>>76788014
Fake news.

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Gastelum/Weidman winner should fight Jacare next

Borrachina Boetsch would be fun but seeing Boetsch get higher ranked competition would be fun too!

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>>76787919
I like it

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>>76788032
You should take Jacare's return a little more seriously

>Khabib Nurmagomedov only interested in fight with Tony Ferguson

This guy has some nerve lol

i really do love calendarniggers little meme that im the spammer

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50-0

>>76788077
really a waste of time unless you plan to spar overweight cans desu

better of looking silly and trying to learn lomanchenko's moves

>>76788103
You know who loves you? No one.

>>76788101
>b-but tony earned his shot already!

oh please

they will get matched up until this fight happens

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Is this the natty limit?

>>76788103
Who the fuck are you

>>76788124
no way, if they set it up again and he pulls out with an injury or misses weight he won't get another chance

>>76788128
Looks like he forgot to take his estrogen blockers

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>>76788095
>Poocare

>>76788109
It's more to see if it works at any level if the guy isn't rocked.
Currently at Boxing we're doing some Canelo shit of hitting the body. It's really weird how little people use body shots (with their hands) outside boxing or kickboxing, most guys headhunt.

Updated UFC schedule

September 9 - UFC 215 (Edmonton, Canada)
September 16th - UFC Fight Night (US, TBD
September 23rd - UFC Fight Night (Saitama, Japan)
October 7th - UFC 216 (Las Vegas)
October 21st - UFC Fight Night (Gdansk, Poland)
October 28th - UFC Fight Night (Sao Paulo, Brazil)
November 4th - UFC 217 (New York City)
November 11th - UFC Fight Night (US City, TBD)
November 25th - UFC Fight Night (Asian City, TBD)
December 1st - TUF 26 Finale (Las Vegas)
December 2nd - UFC 218 (Detroit)
December 30th - UFC 219 (Las Vegas)

>>76788142
Sounds like you're on a pretty even keel about it

>>76788142
Doesn't seem like you need to imagine it bro

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>>76788153
>UFC 215 (Edmonton, Canada)
This was when GayPooPee was supposed to fight but he messed up his cycle

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I mean, Nick usually attacks the body.

calendarnigger or one of his ass slaves is the spammer you will be brought to justice and people are ooooooooooon to youuuuuuu

Post your UFC walkout songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

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Reminder:

Yamasaki did nothing wrong. Chiesa was not fighting the hands, looked dazed, and was about one second from blacking out completely.

lmao @ calendarnigger

i KNOW you have a 4chan pass

>>76788189
Worst gimmick on heem

>>76788142
Imagine this guy coexisting with normal people

>>76788124
He has but so has khabib. Makes sense to give them an interim title fight

>>76788213
He shouldn't be, that's why I have asked him to check himself into a psych ward.

>>76788188
Those punches look like they have nothing behind him. Doesn't even rotate his hips.

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>>76788107
is the $ really worth the risk of 49-1?

post the tick tock image calendarnigger it describes your time as a free """""man"""""" perfectly

>>76788149
yeah body shots are generally underutilized, they open up so much and you can see that in the ways elite boxers use them

I've been trying to learn Lomancheko's stuff but its tricky, I need to work on my s&c

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>>76788196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5VYPyVAD8g

Jamal.

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>>76788188
Elite boxing and defense there

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>>76788202
the girls at my gym thought it was a quick call but a legit one

women are fucking stupid the fact you listened to anything they had to say especially about fighting shows how much of a fucking emasculated nothing you are dont respond unless its an apology to everyone here including yourself

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How much would you pay to go to this card if it was literally in your town?

Gunnar Nelson vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Joanne Calderwood vs. Cynthia Calvillo
Stevie Ray vs. Paul Felder
Jack Marshman vs. Ryan Janes
Khalil Rountree vs. Paul Craig
James Mulheron vs. Justin Willis
Charlie Ward vs. Galore Bofando
Brett Johns vs. Mitch Gagnon
Danny Roberts vs. Bobby Nash
Leslie Smith vs. Amanda Lemos
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Neil Seery

im just sick n tired of all the fakers, u kno wat i mean????? just fckn fite

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>>76788229
Richard Perez boxing is basically mix up powershots with volume of annoying shots, from what I've noticed. Some of them have power in them, but it's mostly volume to fuck with the opponent.

>>76788237
It's really difficult. I never worked the body as much as I have lately and if you're used to headhunt it's a tough habit to break.

>Lomachenko
Need to watch some of his fights, people keep buzzing me about him lately.

>>76788249
>

>>76788273
No more than $30

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>>76788249
>if I cut the meat up in small pieces and cover it in green they'll never know how much I really eat

>>76788186
i doubt it

would be sweet if we got a 3rd holloway fight in 3 years.

was supposed to be a long promised fix for 149 fuck up

>>76788255
literally impossible without steroids

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God, I fucking love this midget getting BTFO.

>>76788273
15
5
10
3
3
5
3
5
5
7
7

so $70

>>76788273
Id pay 100 for some good seats

>>76788273
$25

>>76788287
he's p4p #1 right now imo

his style is really interesting and unique, although difficult to replicate

>>76788273
i would pay calderwood twice her current salary to choke calvillo unconscious and flailing on the canvas

>>76788363
Rigo would demolish him lomachenko is a can crushing meme

>>76788378
why cynthia literally seems like a nicer person than calderwood lol

>>76788397
>can crushing meme

it's impossible for him to get a fight because everyone keeps ducking him...he's fighting the best he's offered and one of the few boxers willing to do that

Rigo is impressive but he has a padded record, they teased a fight with Lomachenko it after Rigo's last fight

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>>76788404
Maybe nicer isn't the right word, just less mentally unstable

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remember when Kish Schaubed herself?

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>>76788518
Remember when you didn't even know which division Schaub fought in?

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>>76788363
I don't usually trust P4P rankings because there's usually a serious case of can crushing going on from what I've seen throughout the years, but this guy seems alright. I won't comment much on it seeing as I haven't seen his fights except the one against that Jamaican guy.

>>76788518
For sure she got the Chiesa/Romero curse my guy, otherwise she wouldn't have Shobbed herself.

>>76788446
Cynthia vs Joanna when

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>>76788534
can I get an update on the status of your boipussy? is it clean yet?

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>>76788577
>scat fetish
>gay
Yeah bro, you sure aren't the spammer my guy.

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Black beast said hes not retired and he will be back in the cage later this year. We still swangin n bangin.

>>76788564
She would unironically get clowned on by JJ

Is Brendan Schaub an athlete?

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>>76788585
you sure talk about the spammer a lot, are you trying to take the heat off yourself?

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>>76788612
You sure do use a lot of homosexual innuendo, are you trying to make it obvious that you are the spammer?

>>76788597
Shut your whore mouth

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>>76787958
There are clearly multiple schaub mobileposters and some impersonators around. Don't know why you think im some magic man and have this problem with me

Lets talk fighting. Do you think my nigga Kevin Lee has a shot against that Khabib! I know dat boy beat up khabib real good! Real good!

>>76788001
counterpoint: pig rigg was rocked, the dookie spot gave him more traction and actually helped his buckling feet stay in place better.

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>>76788625
Make Me

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>>76788646
V P N

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>>76788646
Wrong image

no lesbian will ever beat JJ. only a real woman that gets regular semen/testosterone injections has a chance

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>>76788672
Proxies are banned and i dont think its even possible to have a VPN on your phone. You do seem to know am awful lot about proxies though h8r

REV UP THOSE PREVIOUS THREAD BOYS

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>>76788701

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>>76788682
>>76788646

>censoring these bangin tits

>>76788695
lol interesting theory

val did alright though, but she seems to be breaking down, and she was dating lombard, so probably overdosing on T

2019 rose after beating carla bobbins and claude G

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>Yves Edwards telling the story of how Nick Diaz was amping himself up in the locker room saying "I'm gonna knock him the fuck out" before the Lawler fight
>Everyone was all "Yeah, right kid, you're gonna knock out Robbie Lawler, sure"

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>>76788727
kek

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Say My Name

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>>76788659
devastating power

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>Then he knocks him out

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Amanda Nunes vs Valentina Shevchenko
Yoel Romero vs Robert Whittaker
Robbie Lawler vs Donald Cerrone
Fabricio Werdum vs Alistair Overeem
Anthony Pettis vs Jim Miller

>>76788780
>no image

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>>76788780
>>76788800
Lol, dumbass.

>>76788800
>lee vs chiesa

Nice life

>>76788824
damn now I feel dumb

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>>76788800
Valentina!
Whittaker!
Lawler!
Overeem!
Pettis!

>>76788830
Everyone makes mistakes don't let these goofs put you off

>>76788800
>>76788840
>Literally posting fake picks with the old image so you can Schaub post

This is a new low

>>76788857
The state of this guy. Just wow

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>>76788800
Shevchenko
Romero
Lawler
Overeem
Pettis

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>>76788840

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Anyone here down to get mounted by the Big Brown? I know there's at least a few of you out there

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I dont mean to bring more attention to this but any time i post an image this will be brought up the imposter is targeting me now apparently

Really would like to see Reem get another shot at the title 2bh though

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>>76788895
what the fuck

>>76787832
145 and someone with a losing record.

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>>76788800
Shevchenko
Romero
Cerrone
Overeem
Pettis

>>76788895
what in the actual fuck

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Will Northcutt (Sage) win his next fight?

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what did he mean by this?

THE REEM EP 4 TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYEWYzf_BpM

>>76789000
if he actually stuck around at TAM instead of going there for 1 week and then going back to daddy maybe he would. its frustrating because despite all the focus on his aesthetics, he's actually extremely athletic too. super athletic and darts in and out well. his boxing fundamentals are just terrible though. it's doubly sad cuz he's such an amusing character.

>>76789000
He better. Even if he loses they wont can him though. Hes not even a great fighter we've seen prospects his age come in and do a lot better its a damn shame they promote him real mma fans know hes a mong.

>>76789068
ENGLAND'S OWN

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Who is your favorite former UFC fighter to be featured on a Comedy Central?

>>76789156
is blumpkin sprout a good comedian?

>>76789156
Adore him or love him

You MUST respect Schaub's immense talent and work ethic that has lead to his meteoric rise!

If Spainsperg and Lithcuck scheduled a fight, who would you want to be the ref?

>>76789257
Definitely Mario, adds that much more chaos

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>>76789156
it stinks!

>>76789257
>>76789275

nah dude

that magic dwarf for sure

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>>76789257
this guy

the real fight though is edgestonia vs lithlad

>>76788895
how come you cut out the best part at the start?

>>76787884
Karolina has cute feet......

>>76787832
lobov

>>76788273

If any card was literally in my town I'd pay whatever they were asking (within reason) to see it.

I'm still mad I had to miss the last time the UFC was in Toronto and that spicy Cub-Choi fight in particular.

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>>76789156

Watching Big Brown perform always excites me

>>76787696
Lobov vs Penn
Fedor vs Dada 5000
Siver vs Aldo
Hendricks vs Jwill

>>76788895

That is literally the gayest shit I've ever watched in my life.

Schaub is EXTREMELY comfortable with his sexuality. Sorry that makes you insecure. Deal with it h8rs.

>>76789537
You should look in a mirror sometime!

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>>76789572

He looks pretty comfortable with the sexuality of the dude he's dry humping on the bed too, if you catch my drift

>>76789574
LOL

H8rs btfo again!

>>76788895
Degenerate
No wonder scat fetishists and paedophiles love him so much

>>76788939
>Trusting Shob with your money and products

>>76788895
>When that CTE kicks in

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>>76789156
We already know he's a trash fighter and analyst, but is Booger Shit a good comedian?

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>>76789257
The only acceptable choice.

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>>76787647
>tfw my name is brendan

>>76789877
Thinking the reason people are watching is because of him . Lol

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>>76789334
The best in the division.

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>>76789853

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>tfw a fan of the most hated fighter on /heem/

I'm just chilling, scrolling by all the posts totally unfazed. Sip some water, kick back and enjoy the MMA discussion.

Man it's so much easier to live life when you don't have any ill-feelings towards someone.

>>76789978
When you're a man of Sch**b you can easily see the h8rs for what they are - jealous children.

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>>76789978
>totally unfazed.
oh for sure my guy, you never take the bait and you always keep your composure!

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>>76790095
I do keep my composure and don't make posts like this.

>>76788895
I feel dirty having watched this

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>>76790177
how does this make you feel?

i hope chiesa doesn't get a rematch. i would hate to see kevin lee get hung up on this gatekeeper

>>76790283

Maybe if Yamasaki could do his fucking job properly he wouldn't be.

>>76790248
That is actually me in that screenshot.

Its always nice to get some you's

>>76790248
Cringe

chiesa would've tapped anyway you dumb faggots, take the L for once

>>76790360
Kish would've tapped anyway you dumb faggots, take the L for once.

You would've said the exact same thing if that fight got stopped.

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>>76789156

>>76790390

>>76790372
lee has gotten that exact submission many times before. lmao

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>>76790390
very creative

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my wife is watching the bachelorrette how the fuck do women enjoy these shows

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>>76790393
>ten seconds

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>>76790415
post her feet

>>76790403

And Felice Herrig has finished fights with a RNC before.

>>76790415
women aren't real people, they're satanic homonculi that the demiurge created to torment man. its a divine cruelty that we desire and need them.

>>76790415
It's probably just something to distract her from being in her 29th trimester

The UFC and the commissions do open weigh ins. Question, does Boxing follow the same suit and allow their fighters to weigh in early morning like the UFC, or no?

>>76790535
lmao

>>76790509
no way bud

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>>76790509

>check news
>Bigg Pigg still not cut from the UFC

What are they waiting for?

>>76790403
Oh you mean the most common submission ever? I picked lee to win but cmon bruh that doesnt mean shit.

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>>76790695
I dont want him to get cut just so I can see him bungle up his career some more and move up to 205.

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>>76789978

Yamasaki did nothing wrong.

https://youtu.be/YzNZK6qp7jw

Is Crale Sprangs a good meme?

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>>76788800
Shevchenko
Romero
Lawler
Overeem
Pettis

>>76790602
They do in California where the changes were first introduced, possibly at the behest of the UFC since they do a lot of political lobbying in the state. I don't *think* any other states are doing it regularly, but the rules can be different. I know it isn't happening in Nevada or NY.

>>76790787
the bloody handprints and the ending facing burger directly make it so godamn perfect

>>76790767
you know stipe called out anthony joshua and we know that will never happen. but tyson fury is enough of a wildcard that he just might do it. can we meme this fight into reality?

>>76790725

He's done.

He could go to Japan and compete in openweight championships but I'm pretty sure he'd manage to miss weight there too.

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/heem/ when is the next Rizin card? They always make for great threads.

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>>76790826
he's such a dope though and I'll miss seeing him goof everything up.

>>76790851
I dunno, man. It's too bad there isn't a schedule of upcoming events to reference in the OP

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>>76790887
nevermind its July 30th

>>76790930
MUMMY WANT MILK MILK

>>76790930
They're starting the Grand Prix, should be cool. They're probably gonna have to round out the bracket with a couple Japanese cans but the tournaments are always cool.

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>>76790997
I love me some upsets though

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DIS NIGGA BARELY SCRAPE BY YO!

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>>76791050

Chiesa is no longer my boy.

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>>76791109
awesome I dont have this one

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my sides

>>76790725
His hairlines fucked. Such a tell tale of steroid abuse

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>>76791190
>tfw

>>76790823
Stipe would kill tyson fury. You cant come back from the hole that dude put himself in

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>>76791307
Right? just keep your head shaved.

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>>76791318
fuck that was some funny shit though. I'm so glad he took the mic

>>76791109
Caruikashanku is one of the most JUST fighters going right now

>>76791553
Says hes fighting again later this year. Swangin n bangin

>>76791578

Glad he's not actually retiring. He scared me for a bit there after the Hunt fight. Hope he learns to throw those switch kicks without fucking up his lower back.

>>76787793
Diaz won both fights, potatonigger

>>76791578
Lewis vs. Rumble when?

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>>76791600
Actually it was a ribs injury

>>76791624

For real though I could tell his back was fucked up from the way he was moving. He wasn't just gassed (although that played a part I'm sure), he was in some serious pain.

>>76791624
Nah his back is fucked up hes letting it heal then training for a fight.

>>76791600

Yes i was glad to hear hes still gon a fight. Hes hard on himself after shitty performances he was pissed after he tkod that russian guy

>>76791638
>>76791648
He definitely looked like ass, it was like he was underwater after a few minutes. Teymur just gassed throwing all that spinning shit against Vannata and Goober dropped it from his game altogether. Seems like meme kicks are always trouble.

FREE FIGHT
>http://www.ufc.com/media/Free-Fight-Friday-Boetsch-vs-Okami

>>76790796
So, then Mayweather/McGregor won't be weighing in early in Nevada?

if we're giving losers rematches for dumb shit might as well give big rig a rematch cause he stepped on a poop stain

https://youtu.be/p5qPJEmfTl4

Fook Floyd meyweda

>>76791816

Unavoidable ring conditions =/= an incompetent referee.

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>>76791190

Why is heem so unsatisfying these days?

>>76791951

Excessive friend simulator drama, especially one raging mental patient shitting up the thread with his multiple personalities. Remove just that guy and these threads would improve several hundred percent.

>>76791971
This, plus a lot of posters were driven off by the spam and raging autism that have subsided.

>>76790930
guarantee the bottom of the cups of that bra are empty

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So do any of you have a preference for picks this week? If not its just gonna be WHOsville ACB 63

>>76790695
He's gonna rebound, show up ripped, and win the MW belt

>>76792055
Which one will be the easiest to find a stream for?

>>76792055
Either that or the PFL card with Fitch