/Heem/ - Stipe Miocic edition

brendan schaub is my favorite fighter

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>>76714226

>>76714400
can you link the post where he claims that he took a pic with stipe

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>>76714521
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75718546/#75721508

Does that link work ?

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>>76714226
>not Moroz edition
Dropped

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>>76714573
Why do people keep posting picks with no image ? You should know by now

>>76714534
I already did my picks, you didn't add them?

>>76714554
yes it did thanks

>>76714534
lol different tripcode

>>76714534
my picks here

>>76711049

>>76714587
stop posting that star of david wearing horse faced insufferable cunt you jobless fuck nut

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>>76714723

Bellator early weigh ins are live

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/23/15858550/bellator-nyc-weigh-in-video

>>76714723
Is she actually Jewish?

>Kavanagh
“I believe we have a number of advantages going into this fight. Often, people who are experts in a certain field will tell you that it can actually be more awkward to deal with somebody who’s not from the same field. They’d rather deal with the top contender from their own discipline because he’ll move in a way that you assume he’ll move.

“Mayweather has been in the boxing world for his entire career and everyone he’s faced has moved in a certain way that he’s pre-conditioned to handle. Now he’s going up against a guy who doesn’t follow any set patterns, who can deploy a variety of different styles of fighting and is not one bit intimidated. Conor is — as we all are here — 100% confident in victory. That kind of person is very difficult to deal with.”


FOR SURE HE'S GOING TO OUT AWKWARD THE BEST DEFENSIVE BOXER MY GUY

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>>76714784
No

You're gonna look pretty foolish when you try to put hands on me and I pull turtle guard lol

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>>76714723
Lol

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First they book that blondie against Megan Anderson and now they book her to fight Evinger.Invicta is ded

>>76714792
Conor will do that stance as the bell goes and once he gets punched in the face 3 times and misses the counter by miles he'll go to the orthodox boxing stance.

Didn't he say that in a few weeks he's going to get a second boxing coach? Lol

>>76714918
>second boxing coach

Dillion Danis' brother boxes ? My mom's gonna freak

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>>76714226
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ukGqGvs64

Why the fuck did Bellator put Bader vs Davis on the undercard? Fuckin goofs

>>76714226
This sperg is definitely the spammer

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>>76714792
For sure he'll out-awkward him my guy

>>76715051
Doubt it
>>76714910
>>76714226

Sage's sister is fighting today

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>>76714337
Based Dirty Bob!

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>>76714226

>>76715180
Junie Browning, come on man. Give me something harder.

>>76715008
three title fights on PPV could make it run over

>>76715008
Bloody hell I don't understand their card order at all
I thought I did but I guess not

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who was p4p GOAT back in 2011?

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WTF guys.You've got to be kidding me usada

I had a dream Conor beat up Canelo Alvarez

What does this mean?

>>76715432
THAT'S THE SEED, THAT'S THE FUCKING SEED COCKSUCKAS

>>76715361
Anderson Silva

>>76715474
yeah after Fedor lost to Bigfoot and Anderson foot fucked Vitor in the space of about two weeks it was hard to argue otherwise

>>76715361
For sure Masvidal my guy been with him since the Strikeforce days

>>76715119
Is it going to be aired anywhere? Fight Pass? Sage is a top lad, would be cool if he cornered her and their training led her to victory

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WAKE UP FAGGOTS

This is the absolute worst heem has ever been, stop talking about fucking board personalities you utter mongoloids.

>>76715881
No name calling

>>76715886
The img_poster is what killed most quality posters here, they all said fuck it and left. Give it a month or two they'll be back. Sad too since we have a great weekend of fights too

Fight Pass just acquired Polaris

>>76714792
Yeah, it's like the Fosbury Flop all over again

brrrraaaappppppppppppppp

>>76715886
>>76715901
>Still being able to see that loser's posts

>>76715901
Is Bellator this night or next ?

>>76715984
Bellator is Saturday, low-key Lee is sunday

>Jon Jones flipped off DC at the UFC Summer Kickoff

What a child. Can't wait till he loses the rematch and gets his house repossessed.

>>76715984
its tomorrow obviously since the weighins were like 10min ago

>>76715996
>low-key

More like down low

Has Fedor fallen that much that Mitrione is going to school him?

No one seems to care that BJ Penn is fighting tomorrow.

>>76716052
It's gonna be fixed

>>76716052
fedor still could catch him early if he starts swingin. On paper mitrione should win in every aspect

>>76716063
Pretty much this

>>76716063
Mitrione is hittable and dumb if you're calling fix after Fedor kills him with a big right hand you don't know shit about fighting

>>76716052
Did you seel the Malbobaba fight?
Fedor is gonna get rekt m8

>>76716142
Mitrione also quits anytime he faces adversity. If Fedor stuns him I can see him finishing it.

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>>76716063
I've never seen a fight of Fedor's that looked fixed, including his fights in StrikeForce which was run by Scott Coker. If anything he was unlucky with a couple of his stoppage losses.

Davis vs Bader

who loses?

>>76716153
Honestly Meathead is one of the most winnable relevant Heavyweight fights in MMA for Fedor at this stage. Big guy with no defense and no ground game. If Fedor fights with even decent fight IQ he'll toss him and sub him, but if he throws hands it's 50/50 because Meathead is fast and Fedor is old as shit.

>>76716167
The audience

>>76716169
if it goes to the ground fedor will be on the bottom

>>76716194
Meathead doesn't take anyone down so I don't see how that could be the case

>>76716164

Probably one of the most good-hearted staredowns I've seen

>>76716164
He had some fixed decisions in Russia tho

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>>76716190
Do not you like wrestlers, a bumper or a Davis?

>>76715218
Bader Davis is on the prelims.

>>76714226

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnonFeto-rc

Bless

>>76716190
I hope it's a first round KO.
I fell asleep during the first fight

>>76716282
so he's working for bellator now?

>>76716294
yeah

>>76716223
He had one disputed decision against Maldonado, and while he was lucky not to have been knocked out, he clearly won rounds 2 and 3. Even his detractors are arguing that it should have been a draw and not a loss.

>>76716268
Right, exactly. That's why they put it there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnonFeto-rc

>>76716340
...Whoops, good job on me for paying attention.

>>76716355
Bad ops kill the heem

>>76716355
Just imagine being Lorenz

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>>76716355
It's a neat video. One of my favorite things Schaub has done.

Schaub is going to interview Mauro next.

>>76716441
No one cares dude

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>>76716456

>>76716458
>citing fake polls

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>>76716463

>>76716441
>Schaub and Mauro
I didn't know I wanted this but now I want this

>>76716458
>>76716469
Wow thanks for spamming the thread. We were all having some nice discussion till you showed up you loser.

>>76716469
>what is a script

>>76716477
I've been here for an hour dude. All I did was defend Schaub. I didn't spam anything.

Can you just walk into city hall and apply for a volunteer position in Coral Springs?

>>76716484
>All I did was defend Schaub. I didn't spam anything.

That's spam by definition.

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Stupid bong

>>76716497
can you unironicly imagine paying 4800 for a freakshow fight

>>76716491
I don't volunteer, but yes if you walk in they will find something for you to do. That's what I did when I was getting my community service hours for high school and I worked my way up to an actual job.

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How does he beat Gastelum?

>>76716477
this happens everyday

>>76716510
by outpressuring him through wrestling

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>>76716469
With that many downloads, why do you need to keep advertising on a Cambodian image board?

>>76716524
I don't advertise. I just show that people actually care about what Schaub has to say.

>>76716509
i live 2 hours away but i have family in miami who do i ask for to speak to you?

>>76716537
no shot

>>76716531
>I just show that people actually care about what Schaub has to say.

Yes, we know that retards think that what the big brown retard thinks is important. You can stop now.

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>>76716547
Okay, you can stop petitioning that we move to /asp/.

>>76716557
Heeming people is a sport. Your love for the persona of a moron is not.

>>76716568
I love the sport of MMA and respect the fighters.

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>>76716522
worked well for Kennedy

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Why couldn't he let him get close ?

>>76716547
schaub is an analyst so he is relevant you shitposter

>>76716557
hes not wrong

>>76716606
So you'd like us to move to /asp/?

>>76716545
i'm babysitting my cousin for the next week but she's coming her, if i was going down there i would unironically watch the card with you

>>76716510

by headbutting Kelvin's knee so hard it breaks

>>76716597
kennedy was dominatin him until he got tired though. Its the only way he could beat kelvin and kennedy proved that it was his weakness

>>76716610
I dont care it doesnt make a difference to me, but he not wrong about the fact that only a handful of people actually post on topic

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>>76716610
no just you

>>76716620
>dominatin

he was grabbin his waist nearby the fence and kneeing his butt for a round, you are crazy if thats dominating to you

Bellator PPV this weekend?

Why do these two same losers feel the need to derail every single thread telling us how much they hate Schaub? Coralsperg is terrible enough

>>76716626
>it doesn't make a difference
lol you have no idea what would happen to /heem/ if it moved to that mandrama cesspit
>>76716631
No, moving to /asp/ is a death sentence.
>>76716632
He defeated Cro Cop, Gonzaga, Arlovski (robbed), and Mitrione. He paved the way for other fighters to make it big in podcasting. He is the co-host of a top 3 biggest MMA podcast in the world. You don't like him so I have to cease from talking about him? lol who the f are you?

>>76716653
Tomorrow night.

>>76716648
He was winning rounds with that strategy.

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>>76716660
american /heem/ at it's finest my man

>>76716661
I dont see how much worse /heem/ can get than its current state

>>76716686
I think you'd be surprised.

>>76716661
>He defeated Cro Cop, Gonzaga, Arlovski (robbed), and Mitrione.
Wins are not achievements. He never had a title, he was never in contention, he didn't win TUF. He achieved nothing and retired because he was scared of brain damage after he was publically humiliated by his best friend.

>He paved the way for other fighters to make it big in podcasting.
That would be Rogan, my dude.

>He is the co-host of a top 3 biggest MMA podcast in the world.
And he says nothing on it that's relevant to /heem/.

>>76716684
>someone posts something i dont like

>better go on for hours on end telling everyone how i dont like it!!

>>76716670
Oh yeah he won that round, of course but it wasn't domination

>>76716704
>Wins are not achievements.
Stopped reading right there because that's completely incorrect.
>That would be Rogan
Rogan is not an MMA fighter. Schaub retiring early and making it in podcasting will influence other fighters like Miesha to retire relatively young and avoid brain damage because there is a way to make money beyond fighting in podcasting. He showed there is a market for MMA fighter podcasts. Rogan inspired a bunch of B-list comedians to make awful podcasts.
>And he says nothing on it that's relevant to /heem/.
I'm guessing you probably don't listen to his podcasts. Outside of a few soundbites that some people post on /heem/.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVqqlZdALfV/
>danawhitePeople are talking all this shit that @thenotoriousmma doesn't have a chance against @floydmayweather. Well the oddsmakers think he does. Look at the odds for Conor vs other great boxers. If u don't think Conor can win...put the farm on Floyd and see how that works out for u

Based Dana, working the marks hard!

>>76716752
This goof also said Ronda could beat Floyd in a boxing match.

>>76716757
I can see why a pathetic aspie like you with nothing else in your miserable life would get upset he's getting bullied and triggered in his safe space

>>76716752
>put the farm on Floyd and see how that works out for u

Oh, I will my guy.

>>76716752
>promotor promotes his fighter
shocking

>>76716741
>Stopped reading right there because that's completely incorrect.

Not an argument.

>Rogan is not an MMA fighter.
...So what? He still paved the way for fighters to make it big in podcasting. Schaub managed to ride his coattails for long enough that idiots started to think that he was interesting (because why else would Rogan have him on so much?).

>I'm guessing you probably don't listen to his podcasts.
I do, actually. For instance, I listened to Big Brown Breakdown 29, in which Schaub stated that there are different angles that an MMA fighter can strike from that aren't used in boxing and that it is legal to strike your opponent with your knee in the clinch, again in boxing.

He's an idiot and you are the poorer for listening to him.

>>76716801
Im gonna let you cry for another couple hours while you pretend to act smug about your terrible existence and continue to sperg on your friend simulator. Have a nice day :)

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>>76716804
From here, here, here *mimicks Koksal Baba* for sure what is Floyd gonna do when we're close?

>>76716820
show these bums how much you make again

>>76716804
>not an argument
Neither is saying that.
>He still paved the way for fighters to make it big in podcasting
He technically paved the way for anyone to make a podcast. He rarely has fighters on his show. Schaub was the first fighter to make it big in podcasting.
>Schaub stated that there are different angles that an MMA fighter can strike
Huh, I thought he didn't talk about anything relevant to /heem/??

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>>76716741
Shut the fuck up

>he actually replied again

Kek

>>76715997
lol you're such a dork

>>76716847
Can it, pipsqueak

Why hasn't /manhump/ been contained on /asp/ yet? It's more carny than WWE at this point. Can't wait to see the first fighter in UFC history to hold titles in two weight divisions simultaneously (even though he didn't defend the first title one time) take on the world's most famous women beater. kys manhump fans XD

>>76716836
>Neither is saying that.
Telling you that your statement is not an argument is in fact an argument, my dude.

>Schaub was the first fighter to make it big in podcasting.
Untrue: Joe Rogan made it big long before he did. Rogan is a retired kickboxer and TKD champion.

>Huh, I thought he didn't talk about anything relevant to /heem/??
Things for which we can mock Brendan are not relevant to /heem/. When Brendan says something that is insightful and interesting and true, then that will be relevant to this general.

Until then, he awaits his inevitable murder-suicide as only an entitled ignorant dumbass can.

>>76716900
>retired kickboxer

No he isnt you idiot

>>76716900
>Until then, he awaits his inevitable murder-suicide as only an entitled ignorant dumbass can.
How am I supposed to conduct a conversation when you say /b/-tier things like this? Rogan also was never a professional kickboxer. Schaub is the first professional fighter to make it in podcasting.

>>76716889
Threads like these move it closer and closer to /asp/

>>76716889
I bet you were giggling to yourself thinking you were so clever but in fact you're still a boring unfunny manchild

Do you guys really have nothing better to do with your lives than argue about fucking Brendan Schaub? its just fucking sad

>>76716923
How?

>>76715533
Hadn't he already lost to werdum at that point though?

>>76716917
>Schaub is the first professional fighter to make it in podcasting.
Chael's podcast outdates him you colossal idiot. Not to mention Bas Rutten's.

>>76716929

You're the one getting upset over a comment from an unfunny manchild. :)

>>76716945
Well he's my favorite fighter and he's also the most criticized. I can't allow everything to be one-sided. Tell these jealous mongrels to lay off the Schaub talk.

>>76716912
>>76716917
>Rogan also was never a professional kickboxer.

I never said he was a professional, I said he was a kickboxer. And he was; he had a 2-1 amateur record.

>How am I supposed to conduct a conversation when you say /b/-tier things like this?

Good point. You should stop bringing up someone who's not related to /heem/ like Brendan Schaub and then you won't have this issue.

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Just rewatched Kennedy vs Gasetelum and I'd even give Kelvin the first round 10-9.
Tim had decent time of control but didn't do much with it, when Gastelum was free he landed some heavy shots, he damaged Tim's right cheek and even had him wobbled a bit at the end of the round.
2nd round is also Gastelum 10-9 but this time clearly.
3rd would be 10-8 if Kennedy somehow survived to the bell

>>76716946
have you been reading the autism that has been the last like 50 posts or so?

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Anyone else bummed out about Matt Hughes? If one fighter HAD to get hit by a train it should have been Joanna.

>>76716960
>Well he's my favorite fighter

According to Brendan he is not a fighter. You should listen to him.

>>76716945
>do aspies with no job, education in the summer, or any social interaction outside their mothers have nothing better to do then waste entire days sperging over their friend simulator?

Correct

>>76716923
>Threads like these move it closer and closer to /asp/
And we know that's what spergs like you want.

>>76716971
i wish everyone in this thread would get hit by a train

>>76716971
>liar, fraid and possibly jewish.jpg
what did you mean by this

>>76716982
I mean at least argue about something more interesting than a guy who talks about mma

>>76716282
This was actually a great watch. Both guys kind of gave off a gay vibe though. A lot of soft eye contact in a bright room. Brendan is the pursuer and Lorenz is for sure the power bottom.

>>76716951
yup but the Bigfoot loss was much worse

>>76716986
it wouldn't even rock me

>>76716988
lol what is your maximum bench press?

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>>76716889
You're an idiot if you think anyone is treating that fight as anything more than an exhibition.

Any analysis I've tried listening to as to why it would be competitive has been nothing but sheer stupidity so far.

>>76716955
Do any of those guys regularly trend on the itunes chart? They don't precede Schaub by much. Schaub was smart to retire early. It sets an example for others.
>>76716962
Brendan is a former fighter and his podcasts consist of him talking about MMA for hours. He has a stellar record of predicting fights.
>>76716979
Former fighter. He will always be a fighter. He's an analyst now. Are we not allowed to talk about retired fighters? Am I not allowed to have a conversation about Randy Couture?

>>76716888
kys

What is the average IQ of a person paying to watch Mcgregor Mayweather?

>>76716963
And I think if Kennedy could control Gastelum, you bet your ass Weidman can

>>76717037
130 because they can afford it.

100 if you watch it in a bar.

95 if you stream in 240p

what does bernard sharpe mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnonFeto-rc

>>76717058
Great interview.

Thoughts on this fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzJ-HY4sesE

>>76717048
He couldn't control him for even a whole round and gassed horribly doing that. Same thing can happen to the Chris

>>76716963
>I'd even give Kelvin the first round 10-9.
>Tim had decent time of control but didn't do much with it, when Gastelum was free he landed some heavy shots, he damaged Tim's right cheek and even had him wobbled a bit at the end of the round.
Oh man I disagree 100%

Kennedy was dominating him the whole round, last minute they were trading shots and kelvin only tagged him in the last second but kennedy wasnt in trouble

Kennedy won that round 10-9 for sure my man, I just rewatched it gonna watch the rest now

>>76717013
>Do any of those guys regularly trend on the itunes chart?
They would if they were riding Rogan's coattails constantly. However, they have integrity.

>>76717013
>his podcasts consist of him talking about MMA for hours.

They mostly consist of talking about how hard he works. The BBB series is mostly Brendan being an awful interviewer and vomiting up irrational opinions.

>He has a stellar record of predicting fights.
He only picks main card fights. Wake me when he starts talking about the undercard, and when he gives each fight more thought than having Chin bring up their wiki pages and making a guess based on their records.

>Former fighter. He will always be a fighter.
Fighters are not fighters if they do not fight. When's his next fight?

>He's an analyst now.
He has never analysed anything.

>Are we not allowed to talk about retired fighters?
"Schaub bless!" is not talking about Schaub.

Ironically, saying that Schaub is a moron *is* talking about Schaub, which means that my posts are marginally more on-topic than yours.

>>76717011
what is your maximum squat

>>76717088
Weidman is better than Magny who was able to outgrapple Kelvin for 3 rounds straight.

That's my entire analysis for this fight.

>>76717111
Kelvin without the weight cut is a terror. Kennedy grapplefucked Bisping, the champion, and couldn't establish any real control on Gastelum.

>>76717078
did the black dude break out some kung fu? couldn't see shit until the other dude was already mounted

>>76717104
Literally stop responding, he has been at it for over 2 years you think he'll stop now? He has a mental illness and this general is all he has in life.

>>76717111
So Magny is better than Kennedy?

>>76717125
Do you honestly think that Weidman wouldn't be able to wrestlefuck Bisping?

>>76717134
I choose to believe that you can make a horse drink.

Who could "They Hybrid" beat if he came back in 6 months?

>>76717125
Kennedy is almost 40 and isn't a better wrestler than Weidman. Plus he came off a long lay-over.

I don't like how people are writing off Weidman, he's only lost against top competition, not saying that Gastelum isn't top competition, but he's not a top #5 guy (yet)

>>76717148
Top 5 at HW or LHW is his floor. Schaub's boxing and grappling have become world class

>>76717078
Coral Glades high is such a troubled school.
>>76717104
That's a lot of you just having sour grapes. I don't only say Schaub bless. You're thinking of the mobile posters. Big Brown Breakdown is an MMA podcast where MMA is discussed with other MMA fighters or personalities. It is very relevant to /heem/ where we discuss MMA. The last week has consisted of people discussing the new big brown breakdown. Even having a dissenting opinion to Schaub's is still discussing /heem/ related stuff. You're clouded by your own anger. Schaub is a great analyst and definitely talks about fighting all the time.

>>76717159
do we have any personal info on him? I'll make a call as well if we can identify the child

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>>76716502
What's that?

>>76717147
Maybe to start with, but Bisping has a great engine and makes guys work constantly. Weidman's gas tank was always iffy and has been worse of late.

>>76717148
Would beat Hunt and Lewis. That would get him into the top 5 easily.

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>>76716502
it's called a photoshop by some faggot who wants Conor's piece

>>76717152
You're only as good as your last fight. Gastelum has looked good at mw while Weidman has dropped 3 in a row

>>76717159
Weidman has lost his gas tank since USADA

>>76717152
Weidman has always been a guy who used his grappling to set up his striking, to make the opponent worry about it so you can punch more freely. It's what got him the wins against Anderson and Machida. He doesn't have the endurance to work a tight control game for round after round, he tried it against Mousasi and was sucking air after six minutes. I wouldn't be surprised if he won but Kelvin is on the ascendancy and I think Weidman might be shot mentally if not physically.

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what's next for gus?

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>he was winning till he lost

>>76717228
lol good luck with that bro

who is the best WW to ever step into the UFC Octagon based on his absolute peak performance on his best day?
>GSP
>Hendricks
>Lawler

>>76717237
Jones rematch

>>76717259
UFC 189 Lawler

Have mods just given up on this place or are these ultra spergs the mods?

>>76716831
According to some breitbart faggot, I make $1200 a day

http://www.breitbart.com/california/2017/06/07/tens-of-thousands-line-up-for-1200-a-day-jobs-at-l-a-port/

mitrione makes 500k to fall in R2

>>76717228
The joke is on you no one here is stupid enough to tell you exactly where they work.

>>76717237
If Manuwa loses his next fight - title shot
If Jimmy wins - loser of DC vs Jon

>>76717259
jake shields on the gas

>>76717170
You have literally never attempted to discuss anything related to Brendan Schaub. You've just posted his bullshit as though we're supposed to be thrilled by its existence and gotten mad that we insult it.

>Schaub is a great analyst
You aren't an analyst until you actually *analyse* something. Schaub has never done this. Talking about fights at the absolute most shallow level possible isn't analysis. Breaking the fights down and talking about the strengths, weaknesses, temperment etc of each fighter and where the fights will go would be, but (ironically, given the name of his second podcast) he doesn't actually do this. He just looks at their record on fucking wikipedia.

He's a gossipmonger, not an analyst.

>>76717259
GSP

>>76717259
GSP. not a shadow of a doubt.

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>>76717224
And even against Machida he gassed and nearly got knocked out at the end. He's always lost his composure when he's tired.

>>76717296
>>76717299
how can it be GSP when he got pieced up by Johny while still in his prime. Hendricks literally retired him because he was so shook by the beating he received

>>76717318
GSP 2,3,5

>>76717295
lol you're getting worked hard

>>76717318
Well to start with, Hendricks didn't win that fight.

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>>76717303
Kelvin is gonna win 5 rounder, 4th or 5th round heem

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hoo is yo favrit feemale faytuh!!!

>>76717275
I don't need to know exactly where he works I just need to get on the phone with someone who does

>>76717259
Lawler's best performance is vs. Rory
Hendricks' best performance is vs. Robbie or GSP
GSP literally didn't lose a round for like 30 straight until he fought Hendricks, and even then he won that fight

it's close, but I'd have it as GSP > Hendricks >> Robbie. some people say Hendricks could've done more but didn't... well, then he obviously should've not been an idiot

why is colby ""based"" covington so based

>>76717295
>You have literally never attempted to discuss anything related to Brendan Schaub.
You're joking, right? I constantly talk about his fights and accomplishments (yes, winning is an accomplishment).
>You aren't an analyst until you actually *analyse* something. Schaub has never done this.
Now you're just being irrational and in an apoplectic fit of rage. I choose not to discourse with you any further. Your spacing is taking up too much of the thread and it's angering others.
>>76717318
GSP was not in his prime, he had retirement on his mind and his body was breaking down on him. GSP at that time had the most minutes in the UFC octagon than asny other fighter. I won't say Aldo was in his prime against Holloway even though he is only 30. It's all about how much wear and tare a fighter has put themselves through.

>>76717196
>. Gastelum has looked good
Against fossils

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wat is yo favrit feemail fayt of all taym

>>76717318
GSP looked like shit in every fight from Shields to his retirement, he peaked in 2007-2010 and got by on athleticism and experience after that. Powerpunching southpaw with a wrestling game in Hendricks was always a terrible matchup for him, but that was not the best GSP that night.

>>76717259
Woodley

>>76717326
>autism in 2017

>>76715432

Please Canelo DESTROYS him

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Schaub!!!

>>76717373
You now remember Shields vs Kampmann and how the UFC rigged it for Shields to win.

>>76717391
I don't even live in Coral Springs you incompetent zilch, let alone work at city hall. Fucking autismo zero.

>>76717361
>GSP literally didn't lose a round for like 30 straight until he fought Hendricks
Condit.

>>76717364
>I constantly talk about his fights and accomplishments
He has no accomplishments. Titles are accomplishments.

Feel free to post the best piece of analysis you think that Schaub has created. I'm waiting.

>>76717377
not proactive enough. Rory embarrassed him

>>76717403
>[autism spewing continues]

don't reply, loser

>>76717410
And Rory got embarrassed by Lawler and Thompson, both of whom Woodley beat.

>>76717318
>while still in his prime
kekadoodledoo

>>76717423
he didn't get embarrassed by either. Tyron literally never had a chance. don't bring your blind fanboyism into it. Tyron has all the physical tools and MMA skills to be the WW GOAT but not the fight IQ

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>>76717349
Oh Christ, I didn't even realize it was a 5-rounder. No way in hell does Weidman win over 5.

>>76717415
have you ever even handled a gun you utter nobody?

>>76717439
If all fights were one round Weidman would be the undefeated champ and considered the GOAT.

>>76717423
he had injuries, he would take Lawler's and Wonderboy health now. No one is beating Rory no one is beating Rory now no one

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Since picksguy is deliberately not taking picks im taking my own picks for Bellator NYC

Sonnen-Silva
Fedor-Mitrione
Larkin-Lim
Chandler-Primus
Pico-Freeman
Bader-Davis

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>>76717423
Rory was close to stopping Lawler and was winning scorecards

>he was winning before he lost

>>76717438
>50-45 while doing imanari rolls
>Not embarrassing

> but not the fight IQ
He had the fight IQ to not lose to those two gentlemen. Something Rory can't say.

>>76717423
He was more competitive on both of them than Woodley was with him.

>>76717438
He doesn't have the gas tank or versatility on the feet either.

>>76717455
>UFC
Change it, that's lazy

>>76717459
you're either trolling or straight up retarded. Tyron isn't the best WW. sorry pal

>>76717461
How is a 50-45 competitive exactly?

damn gsp fags get mad when you mention he got trashed up by le steak man

>>76717457
>Rory was close to stopping Lawler

what

>>76717455
Beat it, nerd.

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>>76717455
Sonnen
Fedor
Lim
Primus
Pico
Bader

>>76717459
No, Rory dominated Woodley.

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Who is your favorite MMA fighter outside the ufc???

>>76717475
>State factual counter-point
>y-y-ou're retarded

I know what I expected but I'm still disappointed.

>>76717476
Because the rounds were all much closer than a single round Woodley fought against Rory.

http://mmadecisions.com/decision/5260/Rory-MacDonald-vs-Tyron-Woodley

>>76717484
>Rory dominated Woodley.
I never denied this, but I also stated Rory got dominated by Wonderboi which sent y'all into autistic screeching mode.

>>76717491
your points are terrible so I figured it's not worth the time to have a discussion with an idiot

Woodley is not the GOAT. he might be now that he has real coaching, but he isn't yet. your special snowflake opinion doesn't change that and never will

Favorite female fighter

>>76717484
No he didnt.

>>76717515
Yeah well I also stated Woodley got dominated by Rory which sent you into autistic screeching mode.

Breeding Schaub!

>>76717526
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/5260/Rory-MacDonald-vs-Tyron-Woodley

Woodley didn't win a single exchange in the fight. He got dominated.

>>76717518
When he knocks out GSP, Woodley will rightfully be viewed as the greatest of all time.

>>76717507
>Because the rounds were all much closer than a single round Woodley fought against Rory.

This is even worse than "He was winning until he lost"

>>76717518
>Woodley is not the GOAT
If you weren't such a seething little hater and objectively looked at his resume you'd realize he has better wins than Lawler, GSP and Hendricks.

AYY ESS PEE

>>76717552
>seething little hater
lol I knew you gagging on his shaft but damn. Giving GSP his due respect must mean you hate everybody else. I like Woodley and wish him the best. doesn't make him the GOAT yet.

>>76717552
No it isn't. You asked me why he was more competitive against Thompson than Woodley was with him and I answered.

>>76717540
Rory isn't even a factor in this conversation. He got USADA'd and ran to Bellator to beat on someone Woodley already beat years ago.

>>76717591
lol I feel like you're the same guy who was trying to argue that Jacare has better takedowns than Yoel

>>76717584
>doesn't make him the GOAT yet.
Who does he need to beat to become the GOAT exactly?

GSP? The guy who ducked him to go fight the worst MW champ ever?

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how was your day volunteering at city hall for 2 hours my guy?

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>>76717622
How was your day thinking about me every waking minute?

>>76717543
Thats your opinion and youre wrong. If he dominated he would have won.

>>76717607
>Brings up completely unrelated topic that wasn't even me.

Objectively Rory has lost to:
Lawler(twice)
Condit
Wonderboy

Woodley has beaten all these guys. You gonna argue with facts now?

Hope this place gets sent to /asp/ so the aspies will find something else to ruin

>>76717655
Keep hoping you loser

>>76717650
...He did win.

>>76717349
He might KO Weidman in the 1st breh. Only way Weidman survives not getting heemed is by grapple fucking, but Gastelum proved to be capable to counter Kennedy's wrestling and himself has some smooth chokes. Even if Weidman does lay and hold on Kelvin, he will be gassed af past 3rd round.


I wonder how cocky sonofabitch Weidman will handle forth loss by a "tune up" fighter, and a forth loss by getting heemed. His chin can only take so much. Vitor and Luke dented it. Yoel cracked it. Moussassi deepened those cracks. Gastelum might as well make that chin go Bigfoot.

>>76717609
WW doesn't have any killers in their prime so it's tough to say. I would like to see him rematch Rory, but that's obviously not gonna happen. I'd also be down to see a rematch with Lawler since anyone can get caught. outside of that, he just doesn't have any competition really. Masvidal is the next best guy and he just doesn't compare to guys like prime Shields, Condit, GSP, Hendricks, Fitch, Thiago, Koscheck, etc. and then the NEXT guy is Magny. lol

so yeah, let's see Woodley rematch with Robbie and Rory and maybe Masvidal. if he beats them all, I could comfortably see him at #2

>>76717668
I dont have to, it will and youre going to be so mad lol

Does anyone have the webm of bestref Marc Goddard shaking his head at the non-stoppage in magney/Lombard?

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>>76717448
Weidman is the 5 minute GOAT

>>76717687
Did you get a new laptop to download scat on? I can't imagine how autistic you'd have to be to take this website this seriously.

>>76717651
It's just a weak argument to make because Woodley has lost to guys that those guys would shit on in Marquardt and Shields

anyway, Rory isn't the GOAT, but Woodley has yet to face the level of competition that GSP and Hendricks have. Woodley is better than Robbie at this point IMO, but I'd love to see the rematch because Woodley has shown he doesn't respond well to getting punished.

If Schaub were a movie character which one would he be? Who in cinema best represents him as an all around human being?

>>76717686
>I'd also be down to see a rematch with Lawler since anyone can get caught
I honestly bet you thought Lawler was going to maul Woodley. The result would literally still be the same, I dont think Lawler will even get past Cerrone.

>He isn't the GOAT cause all the old guys got USADA'd

> if he beats them all, I could comfortably see him at #2
>#2

Stop being such a hater. I don't like Khabib but I can admit he's the best grappler in the UFC, swallow your pride dude lol

>>76717726
Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China

>>76717716
>Woodley has yet to face the level of competition that GSP and Hendricks have
Go ahead and name the level of competition that these guys have faced that would trouble Woodley

BJ Penn? Koscheck? Objectively Woodley has beaten better people than Hendricks and GSP, and I'm willing to debate this with you in great-depth.

>>76717748
Nah, I always thought Robbie had a very solid shot at losing because of how explosive Tyron is. My friend and I are huge Robbie fans and watched the fight live while being very nervous for Robbie. I get hyped as fuck every time Sam & Dave comes on.

I don't think you know what a hater is. I'd love to see Tyron become the GOAT. He has all the tools and skills. He just hasn't put it all together. A rematch with Rory and Robbie is the first step. The next would be fighting either Masvidal, Usman, or Colby, depending on which one rises to the top the fastest. All 3 are weak options, though. It's just not the same level of competition as GSP and Hendricks ran through.

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ONLY 300,000 BUYS
lol

>>76717787
>only
That's pretty good nowadays if you're not Conor or Ronda.

>>76717787
That's actually pretty good

>>76717778
You're free to believe that, man. I just don't have Woodley at the same level yet. It's all good.

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>>76717726

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>>76717787
Stipe and WMMA is box office poison.

>>76717800
>Declines debate
I'll drop some facts for you:

Barring Matt Brown and Magny, Woodley has beaten everyone Hendricks fought in the last 3 years at WW.

>>76717851
You're right, I did decline the debate. Mostly because you're aggressively autistic, though. You went rabid at the thought of someone disagreeing with your pick of Woodley being the GOAT. Why would I want to spend time having a "discussion" with someone like that?

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For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts my man, he'd never see these jabs coming my guy.

You see, us MMA fighters have a different stance *spreads legs* id be hitting him from angles he never knew existed, 100%

As an artist, homeboy will think he's in geologometry class, wishin he stayed in his lane my man, for sure.

Jabs all night, my guy, id bet 100,000 sneakers on it, easy

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Are there any videos of a submission hold being finished in da streetz? All the videos I find the fight gets broken up as soon as one guy gets a hold.

>>76717708
>says the sperg crying about his pwecious threads

LOL

>>76717787
207: Ronda-Nunes
208: Holm-de Randamie
209: Woodley-Thompson 2
210: DC-Rumble 2 plus the Weidman knee debacle

Amazing it didn't do worse considering some of the undercards were also trash

>>76717787
UFC needs to dump boring great fighters and get OK ones with huge personalities. They dump joanna and stipe and get WWE larger than life guys in there they do over 1,000,000 sales per event every time.

>>76717881
> aggressively autistic
Hmm what did you mean by this?
>someone disagreeing with your pick of Woodley being the GOAT
Your response to that was "Rory embarrassed him" then went ahead and sent unrealistic benchmarks for what you think need Woodley needs to do to only become #2 behind whoever's nutsack you're riding. You're not completely biased at all.

Woodley has beaten/would beat everyone GSP and Hendricks fought in their primes. BJ Penn, Dan Hardy, Matt Serra, Thiago Alves and Matt Hughes would not give him any problems today, and if you think they would you're a real dummy.

Good riddance kiddo.

>>76717908
anyone touches me they're getting shot, we're legally allowed to carry guns and Stand Your Ground in this state.

>>76717980
>what did you mean by this
Stopped reading there, but the lack of self-awareness is concerning. I recommend taking a step back, breathing deep, and figuring out if everyone who disagrees with you is dumb or if they just don't wanna fuck with you because you're weird.

Have a good day, anon.

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Sonnen vs Silva
Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Lima vs Larkin
Chandler vs Primus
PIco vs Freeman
Davis vs Bader

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Chiesa vs Lee
Boetsch vs Hendricks
Herrig vs Kish
Christensen vs Reyes
Means vs Garcia
Penn vs Siver