/heem/ - ngannou Edition

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This is the thread.

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thank you for your bravery

>>76687611
/heem/ is taking over sp, move away pedoposters and other faggotsports!

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>>76687635

HEEMINDER

NEW TUF IN 5 MINUTES

>>76687675
>watching this season of TUF

hold this L

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>>76687675

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old>>76673275 → #

NEWS
bjpenn.com
tfatk.com
mmaimports.com
ozy.com
drudgereport.com
markhunt.tv
themaclife.com
youtube.com/user/MMANationDotCom
twitter.com/robinblackmma

LINKS
old>>76673275 → #

bjpenn.com
tfatk.com
mmaimports.com
ozy.com
drudgereport.com
markhunt.tv
themaclife.com
youtube.com/user/MMANationDotCom
twitter.com/robinblackmma

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>>76687698
here comes the spam

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>>76687555
THANK YOU BRAZIL

>not a KGB thread

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First for my sad girl cause she had to leave her edition

Krause vs Nijem is a great TUF fight.

Who takes it?

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>>76687755
make it a kgb thread then lad

>>76687766
She looks like most of the men in Sweden with long hair, lmfao

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Who is your least favorite female fighter?

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>>76687787
>>76687787

>>76687866
based ainsley

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Aww he's mad we didn't use his thread!

>>76687798
>She looks like most of the men in Sweden with long hair, lmfao

This is not the right thread for us Maryna
People here think that you play in Vikings

I'm going to use this thread. Scat spam means we're doing something right

>he autistically rages when his bf threads get deleted

kek

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>>76687798

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>>76687898

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this is the thread

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>>76687987
I have never beaten down some guy from Australia before... But like they say, There's a first for everything...

I can't even begin to imagine what kind of mental illness you'd need to have to spam scat because your threads got deleted.

>>76688093
but the threads arent even deleted yet?

>>76688119

Well then because people aren't using them. Actually I wonder about the sanity of anyone who spams scat for any reason.

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Aldo story worthy of the drama, because the story just crap.

The Brazilian has no future, with a scar on his face, he comes to the title clash in the coolest WORLD promotions. Becomes the champion, fucking in the mouth of candidates, he dominates and humours decade. Suddenly comes a young upstart, who without veteran respect gnobit and champion. Aldo tries to win, but at the end of the battle he crushed the morale, and after the fight, physically and psychologically. Attempts to revenge Feil - leadership, those with whom he worked 10 years, play Aldo half-stick, and he does not receive a rematch, and only hanging belt that even more humiliating - the champion without a win, no revenge. Morally crushed by Aldo trying to look like cool old champion, but got all the shit, all betrayed.
The end of the movie.
Aldo is sitting in an empty room with blue walls and holding a billiard ball with the number 4. Next to him is dancing dwarf and a woman without pupils, on the stage of the Montserrat Caballe performs an aria "non son No! Pagliaccio!" , Listening to a ranger rail brakes flashes lights and all the characters on the board except Aldo started to scream, and Jose drops the ball, the split and the small cock runs and runs under the stage, close-up shows a female mouth that says "Silence".
Blackout titles.

The moral of the film is simple - people are bastards who throw it, throw it and forget it by mistake.
Goodbye, Aldo

Jesse better finish this or he's gonna gas

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>rear naked choke hold
>full mount

Sounds pretty gay desu

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Mark Hunt vs Derrick Lewis
Derek Brunson vs Dan Kelly
Ross Pearson vs Dan Hooker
Ion Cutelaba vs Henrique da Silva
Tim Elliott vs Ben Nguyen
Alexander Volkanovski vs Mizuto Hirota

official non brazil proxy scat spamming thread located here guys:

>>76687582

>>76688304
>IMG

Nope.

>>76688312
he's really desperate for (you)s

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as the great justin bucholz said, if mcgregor loses the first 4 rounds he should just dump floyd on his ass and beat the shit out of him and go home a winner. Could he get arrested for that?

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>>76688257
>pls mods plds

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Michael Chiesa vs Kevin Lee
Tim Boetsch vs Johny Hendricks
FeIice Herrig vs Justine Kish
Joachim Christensen vs Dominick Reyes
Tim Means vs Alex Garcia
BJ Penn vs Dennis Siver

>>76688266
You are gay af, I didn't even notice he had a penis because I don't look down mens bellybutton, because I am not a faggot.

>>76688369
No mods, no admins.

Only HEEM.

>>76688425
Mykale Chay Hiss UH
TEEM BoSSCH
FEELEASE Herriiig
DomanUK RayEESE
TEEm Meeens
BEEjaAY PiNN

>>76688431
BASED SwedeGOD

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>Fedor not the main event for the first time in over 15 years

I never wanted this feel

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>>76688431

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>People actually find this attractive

>>76688572

>>76688572

>saggy tits
>soulless eyes

Friendly reminder that healthy women want nothing to do with apes

>>76688572

h8rs have chased fools gold

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>>76688526
Come to Sweden and us real men would drop you on your ass faster than the speed of light.

The only reason we are portrayed femenine pussies is because the Media is very leftist, so they decide to portray us as pussies and that everything male is bad and oppressive.

But us real men still exist, we lurk in the forest growing stronger and in numbers by the days, biding our time and waiting for our time to overthrow the establishment and give back the power to MEN!

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>>76688598
Her make up was done awful that night. I love Miesha but she looked terrible. Here is better.

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>>76688598
>Rousey -175

>ngannou fans are literally cucks

Ramsey coming back oh shit

>>76688612
Doubtful but good luck. You all are outnumbered by the foreign horde already

Round 3 is going to be sloppy ad

>>76688662
How's tuf?

>>76688748
This Ramsey/Krause fight is spicy

>>76688684
Trust me, most of them are tired of the establishment aswell.

When you and your enemy face a greater evil, its for the best the both to join together for a time to fight.

There are immigrants that share our way of life like Syrians that are mostly christians.

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I don't even know why I still come here

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>>76688304

>MOTOWN LEENOM
>BIGG STEAKS
>BULLDAWG
>?? NO PICTURE GUY
>DOMINICAN
>BJ

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/21/15848480/management-group-suing-nate-diaz-seeking-more-than-1-million-for-breach-of-contract


JUST

>>76688764
I only come for e drama and shit posting

Has Cody done anything extraordinarily retarded yet

Holy shit based Ramsey

>>76683461
>>76683393
Sounds like some lying broke bums fuck them Diaz too real.

That knee woke ramsey up that was a hard knee

>>76688764
its just habit at this point. if i could find another place to casually post and get my creation fix i'd dip. im too used to the anonymous contribution aspect to leave tho

>dominating every striking exchange
>only really struggle with grappling when engaging it
>proceed to shoot for Bader to Rumble esque takedowns

>>76688798
Too lazy to read

>>76688872
Here's the long story short, some suits wanna sue a down to earth guy for living life and not caring about finances.

>>76688758
larping bitchboy

Who yall got for the finale. Itll be jesse taylor vs dhiego lima imo and jesse via wrestlefuck. Do USADA test for TUF cause jesse is definantly eating horse meat

>>76688950
Krause vs Lima. Krause wins it all.

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Nice """sport""" you got there

>>76688959
>Krause wins it all
pretty lame for a current UFC fighter to win tuf

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>>76687611

>>76688902
>>76688902
You'r lucky I am not able to travel to Australia because i would do so only to smack you'r mouth up.

>>76688036
>booktopia
lmao fucking literate faggot ahaha

>>76688798
>https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/21/15848480/management-group-suing-nate-diaz-seeking-more-than-1-million-for-breach-of-contract

LAWYERS ARE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR, IMMA KICK THEIR FUKKIN ASS

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>>76688986
Coral springs was playing 5d chess the whole time

>>76688993
it's hot when powerbottoms talk back

>>76689022
Nah, I didn't make any of those threads.

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>>76689035
you'll never be mayor

>>76689035
Only you are inadvertently responsible for them

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>>76689048
Look at you saving pictures of Tiger. Not even I have saved a solo image of Tiger.

The world is ours. It's a dream to be mayor but I just float the idea for now. I don't have a path laid out or anything.

>>76689060
>spam schaub until the hate bubbles over so much that it breaks some autist into spamming schaub for him

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>>76689048
These are 10x better than those dumb shops

Do you guys think Cody was cool in high school?

>>76689200
he's 5'7 so no

>>76689211

There were some popular kids at my school in that range.

>>76689200
Obviously

>>76689200
I can picture Cody having a neck tat in 8th grade

Did Ramsey lose?

>>76689272
yeah, fight went 3 rounds tho

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>>76689106

*leans into angle*

Oh I disagree my man

Who are the most overrated fighters?

I think the Diaz brothers, JJ and MM

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>>76689506
Schob posting is kinda funny, but it's too much to involve his offspring.

You guys need to learn boundaries.

>>76689529
Agreed. Bless Sweden.

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>UFC Rankings Report: Holm Returns to Contention at 135

>>76689566
they're still trying to make a cyborg super fight. holly has to beat raquel then nunes then she fights cyborg

>>76689526
Cyborg, mostly because she is so clearly on steroids and doing women's mma.
You don't even need steroids to be "good" in women's fighting. Its just overkill.

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>>76689506

>>76689591
what do you think steroids do? do you think all steroids are anabolic or human growth hormone?

>>76689566
who is this brown cunny bunny?

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>>76689566
wtf shes ranked #2 just like that?

>>76689635
Who should be instead ? Maybe Pennington but she isnt popular enough. Pena is coming off a loss and Honda is justed

>>76689591
Would you agree JJ is overrated? People I know say she is the best striker in the ufc and I just don't see it

Women's FW is an absolute fucking mess. How do you mismanage an entire division like that?

Actually when I think about it the entire division was established for the sole purpose of getting Cybrog to sign with the UFC. Fucking Dana is all in on bringing us freakshow fights.

>>76689667
I was thinking Pennington, and I would be ok with Pena being ahead of Holm at this point. Lets face the facts here, Holly has gone 1-3, I think she needs to work her way back up a little bit

>>76689674
Definitely overrated, I'd say she's the 2nd most

>>76689526
>Joanna
>overrated

I'm not even gonna make fun of you, but give me one reason why you think so. I'm genuinely interested

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>>76689688
I'm one of the tinfoil hat wearers that believes the UFC created the division to set up a Ronda-Holm superfight, but even even if you don't buy that Cyborg signed with the UFC way before then. They were paying her even when she was still in Invicta I think.

My favorite part about all of this is that Bellator created their own WFW division and now Julia Budd, who has a win over de Randamie, is their champ.

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>>76689796
she makes my dick so wet

>>76689751
Because her fans say she is the best striker in the ufc and that she has the most dominant win streak but the competition at sw is not the same as some of the other divisions.

>>76689796
>My favorite part about all of this is that Bellator created their own WFW division and now Julia Budd, who has a win over de Randamie, is their champ.

doesnt matter anymore desu. GDR has been stripped of the title

>>76689751
>I'm not even gonna make fun of you
You sound like a fag desu

>>76689859
They can still troll the UFC since she's the lineal champ. Personally I think they look like fucking idiots for booting a titleholder but maybe no one else gives a shit.

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>>76689826

>>76689989
you saved my webm :)

So is Joanna not overrated?

>>76690034
Don't you think it's possible that she's so good that it makes her division look weak. I mean it isn't a deep division, but she absolutely outclasses everyone she fights (with the exception of clawja). Her striking is crisp and her striking output is insane.

>>76690080
idk lad, I just don't see it. I feel like if it was a 155/170er with that exact same skill set they wouldn't even be close to champion.

I heard tonight's tuf episode turned into a cringe fest. Cody's team has been entirely eliminated, and what's this nonsense about Cody sperging over TJ's pocket?

>>76689200
Let's just have a look at his abandoned myspace page:
myspace.com/garbrandt_wrestling/photos

>>76690121
That's probably true, but remember that WSW is a very new division. Same way Ronda dominated everyone before people figured shit out (JJ is less one-dimensional than Ronda though.)

As soon as JJ faces a real wrestler with cardio she will lose.

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Heeminder

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>>76690180
Let's take a trip down the abandoned myspace rabbit hole.

Check out TJ's fucking hair hat

>>76690145
It was cringey justin buchols is a fucking idiot and the trash talking bad guy just doesnt suit him. "You left the team in shambles bro! You left us with our heads cut off!"

>>76690209
wsw is a newer division in the ufc but all the women who compete in it had other fighting experience in different promotions.. name me a wsw whos a good wrestler with cardio lol your best pick is carla esparza and jj dismantled her

>>76690222
Wait tj and cody have been friends that long?

>>76690260
No I'm just looking at their individual myspace pages

>>76690260

Best of friends all this drama is to get paid for tj vs Cody

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>>76690180
I'm so pissed I wasn't born a chad

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omg

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>>76690209
>>76690243
>leave joanna to me

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what up fuchs?

>>76690293
That must be Clarence that calls into Stud Radio every Tuesday.

>>76690293

Me in the middle

>>76690293
Cody looks like a kid that I bullied in highschool

>>76690336
Asshole

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>>76690336
>mfw you try to bully my boy and i gotta smash your shit

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>>76690366
chill bro, i got this. that fuchboy is just talk

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Cruz was pretty handsome in his younger years no romo.

>>76690243
Im saying that because JJ has shown that she can be wrestlefucked when she faced Clawja. I think as the division evolves, a wrestler with better striking than Esparza will come along beat JJ. Esparza is absolutely worthless in her standup.

I don't think it'll happen any time soon though.

>>76690391
Cruz looks more like MM than MM

Chase "Vanilla Gorilla" Sherman (10-3) vs. Damian Grabowski (20-4) Set For UFC on FOX 25

terrible thread

>>76690285
that gooby style isn't in

We need to do away with cuck/schaubposting.

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>>76690522
I follow the beat of my own drum

>>76690222
cute

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never have I ever seen a fighter show in one look what they're going to do to another, as well as this pic does.

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>>76690530
go on....

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>>76688637

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>>76690558
what do you think it smells like?

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rare claudia taken with an old phone camera

>>76690656
>dat pic for ants
Wew laddie

>>76690669
It's from the myspace era, amigo. That was like max resolution for those camera phones, especially in brazil.

>>76690574
Damn he really got ugly beaten into him, kinda like Nick

>>76690682
>50x50
no nigga. everything was at least vga aka 640x480. how old are you?

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The old slip and rip

>>76690789
Jack Slack actually brought up a good point. Goldie is an awful commentator but fans feel nostalgic for his catch phrases and if the UFC owned his catch phrases then Bellator would never have hired him.

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look who I found

>>76690901
>>76690897
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>>76690885
>>76690882
>>76690877
>>76690871
Imagine having these saved, no amount of technique or skill could excuse that if a girl found these on your phone

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This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>76690920
My wife doesnt mind though and they're on my HD not phone

>>76690934
You play the husband in your relationship?

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>beat overeem
>beat fedor
>beat cain
>beat big nog
is he the GOAT?

>>76690943
except on Wednesdays

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>>76690943
Last 3 years sure

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look at this swede

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>>76690965
Doesn't your boyfriend want to swap once in a while?

>>76690949
no his losses are terribad
>butt scooting
>sprinting into counterpunch
>uppercutted into oblivion

>>76690926
love how he grabs the far side ankle to finish it
Covington is an animal

>>76690080
Her striking looks crisp because she's facing heavy bags with eyes. I'd like to see her against Calderwood or Hill.

>>76691112
Hill got rekt by Andrade in a stand up fight. MMAth isnt on her side.
Calderwood is a grappling can who is never gonna see a title shot

>>76688147
What?

>>76691154
She won because steroids, not skill. I realise Hill isn't close to contention, I just want to see Joanna against an actually good striker.

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>>76691096
He is one of the best technical grapplers in UFC, and i enjoy his riding game and his misdirected shots, he makes you think he's attacking to the left or right but goes for the other leg, makes him harder to time, Weidman and his coaches need to focus on that because a huge problem in the last 3 fights of his, his shots became to predictable and people were able to time it. Romero with the knee and the spin score, and Rockhold with the defensive scramble

>>76691186
>See Weidman
>Looks tired and slow
>Figure it's just late in the fight
>Realise it's round 1

Wtf.
Still on the team though

>>76691174
I say this as a jojo fan, but she hasn't been crisp in ages. dunno if it's personal issues or just losing the fire, but she seems to have settled into being a mediocre fighter.

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>>76688983

I don't really get why he's in there to be honest.

>End goal of TUF is to get a UFC contract.
>Krause failed on TUF but managed to get into the UFC another way
>No longer any point in being on TUF
>Goes on TUF.

It's like going back to fight in amateur because you want to "redeem your losses" there

>the spam is back
welp, we had comfy heem for a few hours at least

>>76691089
what about GOAT hw?

>>76691231
I'd go with the guy who dominated for ten years straight

>>76690789

I honestly love Goldie. I couldn't be happier that Bellator picked him up and it's going to make me put in more of an effort with Bellator.

Based goldie.

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>>76690920

>be 2017
>everyone is by default expected to be posting from their phone now

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>>76691231

Do you think he'll ever get a KO with this meme

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>>76691231
>>76691262

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>>76690920
>letting women browse your stuff

you deserve all the consequences of such goofery

>>76691237
fedora?

>>76691262
>>76691268
overeem is going STIFF by this, he'll get hit by it in the second or third.

cap this

>>76691269
I could beat Jon Jones

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>>76691281
Beat off perhaps ,Daniel

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>>76691301
i should probably make some DC and Jon heads now to get ready for the fight

>>76690640
Valhalla.

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>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here, this my nut now."

>>76690640
dirty socks and cheese

Might put money on BJ Penn, seems stupid he's an underdog

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is Binky Schoob a good fighter?

>>76691449
lol

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>>76691449
madman

>>76691449
kek

>>76691449
did he block you? it doesnt show on the replies

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>>76690180
what did he mean by this?

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>>76691569
>whitebois
what did he mean by this?

Time to go smesh some bench. it's week 5/6 of candytoe. Schaub bless me with strength and power.

LILTH KEK WHATS YOUR WINGSPAN?

>>76691413
Pennies being marginally underrated due to Hair, but I'd still just hut the over.

>>76691413
if the aussie loser says to bet on bj penn its a good idea to not bet on bj penn

>>76691677
>ever betting on blow job pennis
lmao at ur life senpai

>>76691677
Good thing I didn't. Go back to English class and learn to properly communicate with your betters.

>>76691687
>Pennies being marginally underrated due to Hair
tell me what this means

why bj penn hype didnt die when he lost to jens pulver 10 years ago? he has gotten a few more wins but mostly loses when it matters, especially since 2010 onwards

>>76691702
probably means Yair i.e. the fight he lost

Well, I'll definitely be watching Bellator now that they have Goldie

>>76691685
2/4 last loses were to welterweights
2/4 last loses were to very good featherweights

Dennis Siver is neither

w>>76691687
ho you got?

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>>76691706

Are you saying that there is currently hype for Blowjob Pencil?

Because there isn't mate

>>76691721
Probably Penn. Not betting either fighter, just the over, because I wouldn't be surprised to see either guy take it.

It's two old injured men, don't try to figure out who'll win to make money.

>>76691743
I mean all your bets, I think I'm doing Tom Means Alex Garcia inside

>>76691743
>aussie says both of them could win not sure who
bet the house on a draw

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>>76688798
Damnit Nate

>>76691749
The over on the Penn and Hendricks fights, and Chiesa by sub. I am not a fan of this card for betting.

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D- d- daddy?

>Cody's team went 2-8 this season

>>76688798
lmao Diaz bros am i rite??? 2 real 4 this shit fuck lawyers man smoke weed everyday lmao so badass *100 emoji*

This guy looks like Anthony Johnson. I would've ran away too.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tabariusthegoat/status/875131503549837312/video/1

Warning: extremely awkward.

lmao just heard Matt Serra say he likes watch Holm fight on Unfiltered

I don't think he actually watches the fights

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First for my girl who signs endless posters for 7 hours straight
>The 5th UFC fight of Maryna Moroz
>3 days left

>>76691924
Unfiltered is a shill podcast.

>>76691959
Well, yeah, it is done under the UFC banner. But at the same time Matt will sometimes talk about fighters he's not too high on or things he's not keen on.
I kind of get the impression he thinks Holm's fights are good but only watch the highlights

>>76691909
his name is Johnson too

weird

>>76691951
Will you delete your account when she gets DECISIONED?

>>76691789
Same, I think I am going to save my money for 213 actually. I don't have much

>>76688351
Yes. He'd also lose his payday and people would think he's a psychopath.

>>76691909
for once the black guy doesn't seem in the wrong

>>76691909
what's going on here

>>76692094
Long story short this Nigga tried get me in trouble for adultry & kicked out the Army ...it didn't work, but guess what this nigga did today

She end up telling her husband that me and her had sex because she wanted him to leave her so she could be with me .......

Ignored her for days bro and turned months of her stalking me .... so rumors start going around like we in high school .....

I Texted her telling her sorry I was drunk and don't remember much & all she replied is "7:30 pm tonight" .... NIGGGGGGGA

We arrive to my spot bro & she says I gave your friend my number if you don't text me tomorrow Ima tell my husband

So she ends up taking us to our place & shorty was going 100 in a 50 listening to some white ppl music, I never been so scared bro

I tell her ion feel good & I need to go lay down , she slick start crazy twitching cause she realized she just got finessed

After buddy finishes he walks out & im like bro let's run, this bitch got super hearing she ran out room butt naked & said u next

>>76691909
thats one weird ass video my man

>>76688351
if he loses 120 to 108, he shouldn't feel bad at all.

Alvarez and Pac are huge names in boxing, and they didn't take a clear round off him either

>>76692135
lmao McGregor ain't making it to a decision.

you idiots think the fights actually going to happen?

>>76692129
for sure my man

100%

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>>76692139
It will happen if they both want it to happen, like I said from the beginning.

>>76692113

This does not help me understand anything.

Do black americans really talk like this?

>>76692146
Neither want it, they want to keep their names in the news

Conor is fighting Nate trust me

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this is now a Luke thread

>>76692154
idk I just copied it from his twitter

>>76692155
>they want to keep their names in the news

They want money and Mayweather wants to be 50-0. There's no reason for it not to happen unless the commission won't license it.

>>76692155

are you retarded? nobody but dipshit nate fans want to watch a nate vs conor 3

>>76688351
he would lose his payday likely go to prison for assault

>>76692196
Rachel Ostovich is legitimately obese.

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>>76692209
Well she's a fighter, not a runway model. A little bit of extra fat helps with cardio.

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>>76692221
But not too much like Roy Nelson or Gina.

george we're gonna fight to the death and I'm gonna kill you

>>76691909
lmao

>>76691611
https://twitter.com/tabariusthegoat/status/869585231464058882
what did you mean by that

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>>76692221
>>76692229
>A little bit of extra fat helps with cardio.
Have you met Joanna Violence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6U3O3VuWaM

I'll hold your pocket

>>76690180
such a stud

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>>76692052
>Will you delete your account when she gets DECISIONED?
Only split decision can make me fall apart

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Is this the natty limit?

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>calls RDA a spic
>says floyd mayweather is a malteaser with eyes

how does he get away with it?

>>76692339
Has McGregor predicted how he'll """""""win""""""" yet?

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/McCorkles-Matt-Hughes-Book-Review:1691049-1
Does anyone actually like Matt Hughes?

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Do you think she's as much of a whore as she looks

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>>76692321

>>76692260
>I'll hold your pocket
how does cody come up with these meme lines

i love it

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>>76692387
That's a bit degrading, don't you think?

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>>76692400

Do you think she takes it up the bunghole?

>>76692339
Odds on a "I TOWK N I TOWK BUT I ALWAYS DELIVER TROOST ME"
Responded with "You didn't against Nate"
?

>>76692154
he left out the first part tbf
starting the story halfway hardly ever makes any sense

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>>76692362
>tfw will never live in colorado
>tfw will be stuck in this grey hellhole forever
>tfw havent spoken to phil for over a year
kill me

>>76692201
>are you retarded?
No but you are
>nobody but dipshit nate fans want to watch a nate vs conor 3
Conor does, because it's an easy pay day for him

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For me it's Thicckenzie Dern

>>76692414

>oi went oop tew divishins
>HEW ELSE WOOD DEW DAT
>Go on tell me hew else wood dew sumtin loyk dat
>Tree toyms de soize.

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>>76692423
get a weed related job and then apply for one in Colorado

>>76692433

easy 2 million dollar pay day after he's had a 100 million dollar one?

doubt he gives any fucks 3bh.

>>76692260
>I'll hold your pocket
What does it mean?

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>>76692387
Brian you lucky bastard

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>>76692467

They're done my guy and have been for a while now

Miesha's out getting filled up every weekend

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>>76692455
For sure holding pockets opens up an entirely new dimension of angles my guy

>>76692479
milk alert

>>76692443
>>oi went oop tew divishins
>HEW ELSE WOOD DEW DAT

I'm not sure he can really use that against a guy who started his career at 130 and is having the last fight of his career at 154.

YOEL IS TOO SMART TO LOSE

HE WON'T LOSE TO WHITTAKER

YOU ALL SAY HE IS GOING TO LOSE EVERYTIME

YOEL WON'T LOSE

>>76692438
>>76692409
>>76692400
>>76692387
>>76692479
MUMMY I WANT MILK MILK

>>76692480
He's just showing how to poop properly

>>76692493
you sound nervous

>>76692489

>oi marched straight into anodder sport and challenged de best goy in it
>hew else wood dew dat

>>76692493
How does he win? He's not going to land a ridiculous knee against a guy who won't shoot for takedowns, he's not going to win the standup for points, he's not going to keep Whittaker down...

>>76692493
Lithcuck what's wrong with you these days
Edgestonia needs to come back and put you in your place I think, maybe sort you out too

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>>76692496

>ywn get a go on those tiddies.