/heem/

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Any sneaker experts ITT?

It doesn't matter that I've never trained a combat sport a day in my life but for sure when it came to it I could out-awkward every here.

>>76660671
Should have used picture of Schaub demonstrating Conor's stance but ya blew it

At least link the video my guy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Titm4IA9YB0

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>>76660740

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How did Nate do it, lads?

>>76660740

MMA fans somehow manage to be dorkier than kids discussing video games.

That sparring footage is FAKE my guy

>>76660756
looks a bit like wonderboy desu

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>>76660785
He's talking about the guy standing up, not the bitch on the couch

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Brendan I'm sorry to say lad, but I think you're absolutely retarded. You've lost your mind boy.

How exactly is Conor McGregor going to win a round against Floyd Mayweather?

Found a "fight doesn't go the distance" @1.5

that's pretty much guaranteed free money right?


fpr some reason there's no Floyd within the distance, I'd have to pick rds 1-6 or 7-12

>>76660797
me too champ

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Conor's key to success

>If there is a finish it's cause Conor McGregor knocked him out
Name the last time Floyd got KO'd or dropped
>With his style there's no risk!!!!

Really makes you think.

Why are MMA """""""analysts"""""""""" so embarrassing?

>>76660818
>that's pretty much guaranteed free money right?
Horrible odds

>>76660783
Did you see that Lomachenko/Dillashaw sparring video? MMA fighters can cause problems for boxers! Gadoosh!

>>76660818
I'm not touching props on this fight. Floyd's ML is still utterly absurd, and that's all I need. Happy to leave money on the table for a guaranteed ROI

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35:30
Brendan discusses the knee check in boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2do5gwevlwU

>>76660863
Does he ever go back and listen to himself?

REMINDER
>Floyd has never been KO'ed
>Floyd has dealt with taller and longer reach
>Floyd gives professional boxers a hard time to touch
>Floyd is faster
>Conor's KO power is cancelled by the extra padded gloves

Conorfags btfo

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First for my girl
5 days left
UFN112

>>76660957
You put way to many pictures on that meme template dude

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Imagine being Glenn Holmes in that Episode of Big Brown Breakdown and having to be all like "damn, Schaub, you fuckin' smart, standing in that awkward McGregor Kung-fu stance, I totally agree, Floyd will being eating that jab all night long 100%" when all he really wants to do is knock him out stiff for invading his personal space.

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Bahklava

>>76660983
dont make fun of the little retarded boy

>>76660983
I suffer from emptyspaceophobia

>>76661006
Is that girl in the big middle bottom picture even Moroz ?

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>>76660999

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Is Borbank Shleep a good fighter?

>>76660957

She looks like such an insufferable cunt.

>>76660999
100% I know you're a boxing coach but I was on TUF my guy

>>76661039
i dont know, i dont care. Let the autist post his ugly bitch

>>76661061
Kinda looks like Shane Diesel

>>76661039
>Is that girl in the big middle bottom picture even Moroz ?
All of them are hers

>>76661077
>She looks like such an insufferable cunt.

Thank you Arena Zagreb for the place my girl beat Stanciu

>>76660954
REMINDER
>Conor has been stunned fewer times than Mayweather in professional boxing

>>76661158
Pay debts.

>>76661200
yeah but you could probably count on one hand the number of time Mayweather has actually been stunned and also it took one shot from diaz to essentially finish Conor

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>>76661200
>Reminder boxers hit harder than MMA fighters
>Reminder how open Conor leaves himself
>Reminder Mayweather has never been on the floor

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>>76661224

For sure those pepperoni nips look tasty my man

Can I get a Schaub's wife with BLACKED hand?

>>76661209
How? I'm unemployed

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It just won't stop, will it? You guys persist in being relentless. There are too many of you now.

Who is the best RETIRED united fighting champion fighter?

>>76661284
get a job

>>76661287
TOP KEK

>>76661287
post 4chan pass

>>76661301
t. middle of the day on a tuesday
lol

>>76661322
I get my moneys worth, so why not.

>>76661287
Requesting shop with a Hitler portrait.

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>>76660671

>>76661322
hey this isnt about me, he asked a question and i gave him an answer.

>>76661356
he got fucked against tony
big john was a douche
STAND UP YOU'RE FINE

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>>76661337

>>76661368
yeah that illegal kick plus taking the fight on short noticed was wack.

So many champ level fighters in lightweight.

>>76661368
It's like jesus christ can you give him a minute he just got hit with a full power illegal strike

>>76661368
I cant remember did Tony lose a point for that? Was a great fight prior to that too

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>>76660671

oh man for sure this op is a beast

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>>76661252

>>76661287
>>76661287
Just leave already

is the shob photoshopper more autistic than springsperg at this point?

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>>76661430
Yeah that's enough /heem/ for me this afternoon. Be back later.

>>76661430
For sure cucked him my man

>>76661398
He lost a point but it didn't matter.

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>>76661458
You do know she isn't your wife right? You aren't Schaub.

>>76661484
Let me know how you react when you overhear someone trashing someone you care about's girl.

>>76661454
I think so. I mean photoshoping pictures of Schaubs wife and kid is just creepy desu. I dont understand how its funny

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>>76661454

100%

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>>76661497
You do know Schaub doesn't even know you exist, let alone even care about you, right?

is GSP still coming back? he was in great shape

>>76661504
Yup, I'm okay with some banter, but the Tiger photoshop really made my skin crawl. Don't think I've ever gotten that apoplectic with rage at the internet in a while.
>>76661544
I've met him before, he might not remember me personally but he knows his fanbase and that there are people that defend his accomplishments.

>>76661588
I wouldnt say it makes my skin crawl, just makes me question the mental state of the guy posting it a little? like i really want to know where the humor in this is?

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>>76661588
Well if he can take being KO'ed multiple times, I'm sure he can handle people insulting him on the internet.

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>>76661287

skleb is love, skueb is life my man one hunned percent guy

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>>76661569
Roiding is like the stawk makit

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>>76661634
Hope this pic makes you feel what I feel when I see the pic you posted.

i wish joe rogan never becam friends with schaub so we didnt have to talk about him, ever.

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>>76661640

>>76661640
thats shooped.

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>>76661430

lmao

>>76661647

no lad and i honestly dont get why it bothers you so much

>>76661651
I like Joe Rogan, but i feel like if he didnt exist the threads wouldnt have 90% of the shittposting

>>76661651
>we didnt have to talk about him
We literally wouldn't be talking about him if this florida sperg didn't larp as him here everyday for almost 2 years now.

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>>76661721

post proof that you live in coral springs

Hey fellas, so what's this Dana White's Contender Series Tuesdays all about?

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>>76661640
Fucken lizard, pregnant with an alien.

And Brembo Shampoo pics are funny especially because how coral springs is triggered by them

>>76661741
5 fights a week, mainly unsigned prospects fighting each other. A win doesn't guarantee UFC signing you but puts you into consideration.

>all his efforts to "defend" Schaub go unnoticed
>nobody outside of /heem/ cares about his defense of Schaub
>nobody's opinion on Schaub will ever change because of his constant faggotry
>doesn't realize how mentally ill he is

Being Coral Springs is hard

>>76661757
So they spam every thread to piss off one guy?

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>>76661719
If he'd just shut the fuck up and stop defending this meme queen for a day or two, the chub posting would die out but i think he's a little too far gone for that.

>>76661739
How would you like me to do that?

Most people only shit on schaub because he is by definition a rennaisance man and more succesful than theyll ever be. not to mention he would be extremely intimidating and could beat them in a fight every time.

>>76661764
Sweet! How do I watch? Where will the fights take place? Hopefully fun small venues, but probably the tuf gym?

>>76661765
theres plenty of mental illness to go around in these threads

>>76661785
post a picture i'll know if it's florida or not at least

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>>76661778
Revenge is a dish best served in ridiculous portions, USA style I guess

>>76661765
>nobody's opinion on Schaub will ever change
That's not true. I know for a fact someone told me on /heem/ I changed their mind.

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>>76661786
Or cause he's a completely horrible fighter who got KO'd too many times, and would have faded off into irrelevancy if he didn't have his mental shills/fans to shill for his horrible podcast on reddit and 4chan.

>>76661814
I guess so, im not gonna deny the effectiveness

>>76661809
Give me 5 minutes I'll get a good picture for you.

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>>76661786
I'm sure there are people in this thread that shit on Schaub for that reason, but I enjoy anti-Schaub posting because it rattles up retards. It's like getting flak from autists because you talked shit about Sonic The Hedgehog.

>>76661793
Its only on fight pass I think. Yeah all the fights will be in the TUF gym I think.

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>>76661809

>>76661954
lol 954 post number too. sweet.

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Does CTE affect infants?

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>>76661954
lol fucking based

>>76662007
Use your brain. Think. I know you can do it!

>Schaub drops Tiger on the sidewalk
>Killed instantly
>Coral Springs now has dozens of pictures of a dead baby on his computer
>Remorseful Schaub.jpg

>>76662007
implying you would be around infants

>>76662048
Is this what you think about all day? Dying babies? You remind me of the spammer posting gore.

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>>76662017
Will Schaub still be aware of his surroundings when they pull the feeding tube?

>>76662015
gulf coast >>>>> atlantic shit ""coast""

>>76661778

we let him have 2 years or so of his schaubposting and we got tired. now we've made it fun

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214 is such a nice looking card would be a shame if somebody had to be taken off or didn't make weight

>>76660740
Lel wtf am I hearing

>>76660756
She's from my hometown

They should put that boxer who just killed Tim Hague on the Mayweather card against another MMA dude to give us our chance at revenge.

>>76662071
is Manuwa vs Oezdemir really not on the main card?

>>76662068
completely depends where you are lol
vero beach is nicer than tampa
longboat key is nicer than miami

;^)

>>76662071
>fighting for paper belt
>doesn't even have a photo in the computer

The women's divisions are a fucking shit show

Why isn't Cyborg fighting that bitch who beat up Holly Holm? Isn't she the champ?

>>76662105
Tampa is nasty. Went to visit my cousin at USF once.

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>>76662105
my guy in sand quality ALONE the gulf coast absolutely dominates the atlantic """coast""" cmon now

>>76662130
it's better if you have money and aren't around any poor people

>>76662089
I'm sure it will be, those bout orders aren't accurate that long before fight week. It also may be at the top of fox prelims, that spot is more prestigious than bottom of PPV I've heard

>>76662071
choi already pulled out

>all these goofs that spend all day thinking about springsbro
Pretty strange tbqh

>>76662117
UFC won't pay GDR her asking price.

>>76662130
You're right but
If you're not oceanfront wgaf

>>76662071
Puelles got puelled.

>>76662130
>that guy on here that unironically called Naples a shit hole

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/Heem is the place of love and criticism.Love for the mma,love for your fightfu and criticism on mma news and people.

But you don't need to shop someone's wife and kid even for fun cause it's worthless and althought a public persona deserves every kind of criticism(positive/negative) in a sarcastic or non-sarcastic way that kind of attention turns the criticism to pure hate something which also we can find in /pol

I for myself choose to walk on the path of support and positivity for my girl.She's going to a war with Esparza in 5 days and we need all the good vibes

"If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads". Anatole France

>>76662196
naples is fine it's sarasota and port charlotte that are the shitholes

>>76662166
Exactly. They photoshop images of babies with the blacked hand. They aren't sane.

>>76662071
>Manuwa
>Sage
>Knight
>Ortega
>Lamas
>All in the undercard

S T A C K E D

>>76662220
"naples is fine"
lol what are you a billionaire with a private island?

>>76662071
>>76662187
Makdessi is facing Sage, now.

>>76662166
Literally don't care about that sperg, wish he'd stop attracting spammers to this general though.

>>76662238
i think you're confusing naples with The People's Republic of New Cuba AKA Miami-Dade county

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This is from about a month before 210

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>>76662266
>Miami-Dade county
Last time I was in that neck of the woods I went to the UFC 168 open press-conference event in Miami. It was so hot outside but I got to meet the Chris and stand about 20 feet from Dana White.

>>76662272
In Vegas, not NYC. Different rulesets.

>>76661659
I'm so glad someone saved my OC lol

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>>76662266

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>>76662272
In Dallas they had these shower curtains on a ring, much better solution than holding towels

>>76662312
why can't they just get naked why are americans such faggots

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>12-6 elbows legal
>no stand ups
>stop giving 5 min pauses because fighter got slightly clipped in his groin protector
>harsh penalties for eyepoking or even threatening eye pokes
>either allow holding the cage or give harsher penalties for doing so

thoughts

>>76661430
kek

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>>76662272
*presses against towel*

>>76662304
California, actually. Regardless of what the rules say the towel trick is common knowledge, for all I know there's nothing explicit in the CSAC rules.

>>76662312
You'd think those'd be standard, even if the towels stay up a couple goofs on the commission always get an eyeful.

>>76662357
What percentage Asian are you? Serious question.

>Conor has faster hands than Canelo
>Conor hits harder than Canelo

LMAO

>>76662376
Zero.

>>76662394
For sure quit writing my opinions off

>>76662399
There is this rumor floating around that finnish people are asian.

>>76662365
>California

So why do all the posters say that it's in Vegas?

>>76661430
imagine if he saw this and his brain is too burnt up from CTE to realize it's fake

>>76662399
you're slavs right

>>76662477
They have a whole board for stupid questions like that

>>>/int/

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Who is winning in this roll?

>>76662452
It's an ad, promoters generally use the backdrop to advertise their own upcoming PPV shows on smaller cards.

>>76662533
My bad, G. Too used to the UFC.

>>76662530
me desu

>>76662530
Jef.

>>76662448
Just 4chan memes lad. There is way bigger chance that you are more asian than me considering USA is the melting pot of the world (not that there is anything wrong with that).

>>76662477
Finno-Ugric

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interesting fight

>>76662978
Not sure I Ike this fight for Sage. He will be safe from getting submitted but makdessi is a very competent striker. Hopefully he is just too old and sage is able to take him down and beat him.

>>76662978
They couldn't find a dumber looking photo of Makdesi, could they ?

Are bookies sleeping on Tim and Guida?


Yoel vblog: https://youtu.be/J7WDKMQ5HVg

>>76663030
Yes they are sleeping on Guida.

Imagine if CM Punk had fought GSP. That's what Mayweather-McGregor is like.

No
It is like Brock vs Heavyweights

Unique athletic and skill ability

>>76663013
He is cross eyed. He always looks dumb.

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THE CULT OF PERSONALITY

>>76663140
It's like one guy is good at backstroke and the other guy is good at breaststroke.

>>76662071
>Kailin Curran 1-4 in UFC
who is she sucking off to even be in the UFC

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>>76663164
They are keeping her because they will need a good looking chick for #UFCHAWAII if they gonna do da dam ting

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>>76663164
They felt bad for her

>>76663156
its like one guy is good at sprinting and one is good at decathlon

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>>76663201
I don't know why this is so funny to me.

>>76663206
It's like one guy is good at football skills and tricks and the other is a good footballer

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>>76663164
>>76663201
Oops, wrong one

>>76663206
it's like one guy is great at boxing and the other is not

>>76662978
RIP sage hes gon get heemd

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>>76662228
Bout orders aren't finalized yet. That isn't what the card will actually end up looking like.

>>76662071
My ideal about order:

Main card:
>DC vs Jones
>Cyborg vs Anderson
>Maunwa vs Oedzmir
>Sterling vs Barao
>Choi vs Fili

FOX prelims:
>Lamas vs Knight
>Shelton vs Brooks
>Moicano vs Ortega
>Smoliakov vs Wieczorek

FP prelims:
>Northcutt vs Makdessi
>Burkman vs Dober
>Curran vs Albu

Coral springs get your shit together my man you gonna let some cheet-fingered losers bully you and schaub? You're better than that my man 100%

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>>76663339
ideal bout order*

It's like one guy is good at fighting, grappling, fight analysis, comedy, podcasting, sneaker appraisal, and tshirt designs.

SAY HIS NAME!

>>76663164
I have your answer
Curran is ofIrish,SamoanandGermandescent

>>76663347
I try not to let them. I tell them and constantly remind them of their degeneracy and bullying tactics. They don't care and in that time they've multiplied.

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>>76663349
Khabib Nurmagomedov

>>76663191
>curran is good looking
she looks like a real chimp

might joke about pvz looking like a chimp but curran is a real chimp

>>76663347
The h8rs will be consumed and destroyed by the darkness in their souls.

>>76663365
For sure show these h8rs who the best analyst in the game is. Our boy Schaub was knocking elite fighters dead KO with one bunch yet these losers post pics of schaub getting caught which couldve happend to anyone

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how mad do you think dillon is that artem will be on conor's corner against floyd and he wont?

>>76663388
I'll never understand why they say he had a bad chin. It's heavyweight and everyone possesses the power to KO someone cold with every shot. That's why the most title defenses is only 2.

>>76663405
At least take the time to change the filename you low-class runt.

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>when the stance isn't wide enough

>>76663462
>when USADA didn't exist

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>>76663421
dont h8

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Just made this, what do you think

>over 12 three minute rounds in paint

>>76663397
The fuck kind of analysis is danis going to be able to provide in a boxing match

>>76663523
what analysis will artem provide

>>76663496
Notbad, the choice of color will reflect on judges scorecard

can I get a rundown on this schaub shit? I've been visting heem on and off since the first Wonderboy vs Woodley and this faggot with his homosexual love twords this guy makes these threads unbearable to even scroll down.

>>76663605

Some cunt from Coral Springs has been spamming his Schaub shit for two years and finally we found a way to drive this mentally ill freak out, by posting corrupted Schaub pictures.

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Is Benton Spooge a better fighter than Banky Slubs?

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>>76663628

Sage vs Makdessi added to 214

>>76663496
enterresting fonts mate,nicce compinattion of collorse

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>>76663628
I honestly don't know how that would upset someone so much. Like if someone were to shoop pictures of my boys, i'd save the images and laugh it off.

>>76662978
Poor sage

>>76663689
Tell me where you found this please. It's hilarious.
>>76663755
Your boy isn't overwhelmingly drowned in hate day in and day out. Your boy isn't the punchline of every joke on /heem/.

>>76663741
sage is still my boy

>>76663755

I doubt he is just a fan of Bingdon Shlub, I say he is literally vicariously living through Shwab. As in, a real mental illness.

>>76663801
>It's a real mental-illness to be a die-hard fan
Tell that to people in the audience of sporting events who dress up in jerseys and facepaint.

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>the year is 2035
>alarm goes off
>get up out of my cot too quickly and hit my head on the roof of my cuck shed
>time for breakfast, but realize I've run out of government mandated Starbucks® Unicorn Flavored All Natural** Carbon Based Cereal Substitute®
>punch in my 35 digit pin and answer five security questions to open the door so I can grab some food from my wife's state regulated alimony mansion
>quickly cross the woods and avoid the dogs to get to the mansion
>input the 44 digit door code but forget the 8th security question
>luckily one of her friends Jamarcus is leaving to get to court so he lets me in for $20 (what a deal!)
>make it to the fourth floor kitchen after nodding respectfully to the Elizabeth Warren statue by the elevator
>pass the retinal scan and wait in line with rest of my wife's boyfriends
>notice a few of her sons are watching Entertainment Csar Rachel Maddow do an insider report on UFC (Unified Female Championships)
>they're talking about their favorite fighters and Deontreaus says that Julianna Pena is the GOAT
>despite the lashing I'll get from my wife's boyfriend, I chime in and say that she's no Conor McGregor
>they start laughing
>McGregor? Carl, he never even defended his belt
>mfw

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Literally how the fuck do you get knocked out by Big Nog?

>>76663780

100% agree with u my guy. glad it's not happening to my boys 100%

Rebus.

0-0-0 49-0-0.

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>>76663839
You fight in Brazil with a non-existent athletic commission and no drug testing. That's how. Schaub hates travelling. He was out of his element.

>>76663811

no, not even ultras are on the same level as stalkers.

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>>76663871

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what did she mean by this?

>>76663780
Here mate.Under that gif the original sauce in fb.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o85xnFlxP2sy1swDu/200w.gif

>>76663871

someone shoop Tugger's cut off head for the speed bag.

The Hughes family was recently contacted by the Triumph Over Tragedy Foundation, a nonprofit whose mission is to “support the family unit through biblical principles from the initial impact of a tragedy of illness.” According to a person close to the family, who asked for anonymity because of the sensitivity of the situation, Triumph founder Reggie Jones has offered to evaluate Hughes and get him transferred to the Shepherd Center in Atlanta, a facility that specializes in traumatic brain injuries.

>>76663955
dang it Germany

SO, is Matt Hughes going to croak?

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>people actually wasting their time and baiting an obvious troll like the schaub fag
worked hard

>>76664010
fuck, so your shit country isn't full range banned?

>>76663996
most likely

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is charles shwabby a good podcast host?

>>76664028
Why would it be, Australians are the best posters on this entire christian dating site.

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>>76664085
>Australians are the best posters

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is this literally free money or is goobs just getting slept

>>76664131
Easily him KOing Cro Cop.

>>76660954
Reminder

Conor makes 100M while you whine about how BTFO he is

>>76664123
the best part about gooby pulling off the impossible and winning is all the fucking losers who bet their life savings on floyd

not talking about you, but imagine the fucking tears man

>>76664123
McGregor is winning easily.

>10oz gloves

Why did Conor agree to this?

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>>76664230
turn off your proxy you falseflagging faggot

#khabibtime!

>>76664235
heem wants to get sleepy and go for mid round nap

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>>76664235
Hundred million reasons

>>76664260
He's winning easily. Eat shit and die you boxing tard

>>76663957
fucking tragedy

>>76664235
The more you give to someone before the greatest the victory is after mate

>>76664271
I'm telling you Poland, Dee is a solid 6/10 don't know why so many kiddos cream their pants for her

>>76664235
Its the norm for boxing at that weight

>>76664323
Compared to the standards for women here she's easily an 11/10

>>76664323
childhood is going for the 10/10 golddigger after you're famous

adulthood is staying with the 6/10 wife material who was with you since day one

and dee is closer to a 7 anyway

>>76664349
post pregnancy dee will be a 5/10 until conor gets her a tune up with his boxing money

>>76664323
Dee looks like your average british slag

>>76664260
literally disgusting

>>76664377
Im sure she'll get a nice pair of tits or some botox or something

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>>76664411
>he doesn't know black women have the tightest vaginas

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24464469

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>>76664271
>>76664323

>>76664227
that would be incredible, but think about the morons who have actually bet large amounts of money on gooby, i understand a fiver on a goobs tko for the memes of it but the odds on anything else aren't worth it, I've never actually made a bet before because I can't be bothered with the verification process and i doubt i'll do it now

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>>76664499

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>>76664529

>>76664451
it makes me wonder if the women in Africa use vibrators

Sage will beat John, he can not deal with fancy kicks

Why would you pull out against Sage though, big pay check and make an instant name for yourself

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For sure Klitschko would just be a formality for me my guy

>>76664323
You can add 2 points if the chick is really into you, to the point that she will go to work while you play call of duty in her apartment

>>76664451
I want to fuck a black woman now just for the experience

>>76663140
Thoughts on Romero getting shadow-realmed by Bobby?

>>76664590
makdessi gets a final chance for being entertaining, doubt he will pull out of he will never fight in the ufc again.

sage is the gatekeeper

Floyd got worked by Maidana by (get this)....*AWKWARD MOOVMINTS*

Floyd about to get trashed.

*spreads legs*

>>76664646
And you give white women shit for saying the same thing about black men

Really makes me think

>>76664590
you realize makdessi can hang with sub top 10 while sage has trouble fighting bums?

unless sage has improved massively I dont see him winning

>>76664690
>that flag
>that name
not surpised

>>76664590
>Sage will beat John
as an artist I disagree

>>76664690
last two digits of my post in inches

>>76664680
Yeah but when they do it, they become irredeemable garbage whereas I could fuck a black chick and be accepted by every community outside of black men. Plus black women are the patrician choice my dude

L-LOL FLOYD GOT HIT CLEAN THAT ONE TIME IN HIS CAREER OF 49 UNDEFEATED FIGHTS FROM WHICH HE ONLY UPROVED UPON FURTHER INTO HIS CAREER! CONOR HAS A CHANCE!

The state of you MMA cucks

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>>76664690
Hello spammer..

>>76664720
kek as if the joke isnt on every single boxing fan who buys a ppv and puts money right in conor's pocket

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Can you imagine the angles you could achieve with this stance?

>>76664722
>irony.gif

>>76664720
Conor already won when he got Floyd to agree to the fight.

>>76664720
Floyd gets his glass jaw shattered easily.

Mosley got absolutely destroyed by a rugby league player.

>>76664722
How many times do you spam 4chan a day with this image?

>>76664318
what did he mean by this?

>>76664756
>Glass jaw
Idiot australian, stick to kangaroo riding or whatever it is you do there

>>76664737
Imagine him ripping a fart at that angle after eating his usual preworkout of runny eggs, jalapeños and elk meat. The entire gym would have to be quarantined.

>>76664731
>>76664748
I hear no facts from most of you MMAfags when you argue. You guys just say
>h-he'll win! mark my words!

>>76664756
Floyd has no glass jaw. He never has been knocked down. At worst stunned. His jaw is in better shape than Conor's.

>>76664800
but i never said he'll win. enjoy the last gasp of your irrelevant pillow fist while anyone still gives a shit

conor would murder floyd in a real fight and is getting paid 100M to let floyd outclass him in arbitrary stand-punch

>>76664800
You're such a complete tard, you came here to bait post and got baited yourself lmao

No one actually reckons Conor is going to win, it's memes you dense twat.

>>76664800
He was knocked down by Judah, and Mosley had him out on his feet, and may weather only survived through illegal holding.

Mosley then got his can ass whooped by a rugby league player.

>>76664800
Any MMA head saying Conor is going to win is either trolling or legitimately dumb. We've been making fun of a certain sneaker expert who got KO'd too many times for trying to say that he was gonna. Realistically all anyone is giving him is a puncher's chance.

>>76663628
>two years
Schaub has literally been talked about since the first /heem/. H8rs are desperate to rewrote history.

If you don't like Schaub you don't like heem. Sorry, not sorry.

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When's our gal fighting again?

>>76664837
Boxers hit harder than MMA fighters

True fact

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>>76664862
I have no idea but in the meantime, post mommy

>>76664870
Ngannou

>>76664870
DC knocked the fuck out of Lucas Browne in MMA

Vitali got his fine china chin shattered by some bum in kickboxing.

Both decided to fuck off to boxing where the competition is a little easier.

Didn't porcelain kimbo win some boxing fights, too? Lol

>>76664891
>comparing a heavyweight to a manlet
>comparing 4 oz gloves to athletes who manage to knock people out with padded gloves

>>76664921
NGANNOU

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>>76664849
>Schaub has literally been talked about since the first /heem/.

>>76664891
Ngannou actually wanted to be a boxer and has a boxing background lol so you just proved him right.

>>76664944
MIKE TYSON

>>76664960
MUHAMMAD ALI

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>>76664947
Has always been a butt of every joke

>>76664970
Whooped by a pro wrestler. Almost had to get his legs amputated.

Boxing, lol.

>>76665000
Fag

>How will Conor win a round
For sure the distance and angles in MMA are different my guy, that jab will land 100%