>Sunday, 6/18
Philadelphia Union vs NY Red Bulls, 5pm EST
>Wednesday, 6/21
DC United vs Atlanta United, 7:30pm EST
Minnesota United vs Portland Timbers, 8pm
Colorado Rapids vs LA Galaxy, 9pm
Seattle Sounders vs Orlando City SC, 10:30
>Friday 6/23
Toronto FC vs New England Revolution, 8pm
Houston Dynamo vs FC Dallas, 9pm
>NASL
www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
https://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY
offseason
Previous:
>>76549264
Why did the american outlaws become anti american
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/21373/amount-of-time-since-dc-united-scored-from-the-run-of-play-le-toux-55-vs-atlanta-430
nth for TFC Canadian Triple (Canadian Championship, MLS Cup, Supporter's Shield)
>>76630452
did they?
>>76630452
because liberalism is a mental disease.
dropping a rare seattle
another rare seattle
>>76631013
HE MAD
>>76625964
>>76631204
I may be slightly biased, but it looks like Montreal will be this season's worst team
>>76630930
>m-muh liberuls
FUCK SEATTLE
they refused to answer my questions
>>76630452
Because Le ebil drumpf
>>76631387
Doubt it. They're not looking that bad. And RSL, Mini Soda, and DC are shit.
(That game was a few years ago, btw).
>>76630930
>naive president who encourages mentally ill people to be openly racist and aggressive towards minorities/muslims
>president literally going against our constitution and firing people for investigating him
>sheltered white people wanting everyone to live with their own kind of people yet adhere to conservative and puritan values while shitting on minorities that show off the communities they've made
and you wonder why most of the country doesn't like him and his vocal supporters
>>76630930
>>76631393
>>76631418
>>76631604
No more politics in /emelless/ please.
Let's talk about the DOOP game instead.
Who will Curtin start at CB now that he has 4 actual healthy players there?
How bad will they blow this, now that it actually looks like a winnable game against a slumping nyrb at home?
What are the chances CJ gets stuck on 9 goals for the season after looking he'd finally break through this year?
>>76631604
>be openly racist and aggressive towards minorities/muslims
Nothing wrong with that at all. Shitskins are not americans.
>>76631604
You sound like a nigger.
>soon
>sincerely being a neo nazi in an MLS thread
Accept who you are, hipsters. MLS in America is a hipster league run by hipsters for hipsters.
Oh it's also it's a league full of Hispanics. Jesus Christ what are you doing here? Go watch "football" you brain dead morons.
>yfw the only majority white major sport in North America is hockey, which is dominated by Canadians
>>76633684
reee baseball
>>76632505
>dominated by canadians
>last canadian team to win Stan Lee was 24 years ago
this ref is poop desu
>>76634118
That's like saying MLS is dominated by players solely from Los Angeles
Canadian players make up just under 50% of the NHL. Meaning a little bit under half the players in the NHL are leafs. I would say, in that case, that the league is dominated by Canadian players
>>76633759
Is Tyler Adams the next Acosta?
>>76634153
Collin's going to be a dick this entire game, and he'll get away with it. CJ can't catch a break.
Fuck you Robles. Stop being good.
Tyb Robles
I went to a CanAm baseball game today and i saw more than one person in the crowd (with different groups of people) wearing an FC barcelona shirt
it was a fucking baseball game
wtf
Blake needs to get better with his feet. Then he will be GOAT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE
OFFICIALLY
THAT WEST
IS NO LONGER BEST
AND EAST
IS NO LONGER LEAST
God damn it Pontius, put the ball in the fucking net
>>76634824
I don't believe your filthy goddamn whore lies.
>this "crowd"
lol if this were at seattle or even portland away the supporters would be bumping. you can even sell out a derby?
also is this a kids night or something? what's with that shrieking?
>>76635238
they get scared when Americans are near.
>>76635220
>Philly x Jersey
>derby
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Classic Union X RedBull match lads
>three penalties in one game
>woman refs
Lord, please fix this abysmal nightmare known as the USL
Did he really just leave the stadium?
U N I O N
N
I
O
N
https://twitter.com/RedLoons
https://twitter.com/RedLoons
https://twitter.com/RedLoons
https://twitter.com/RedLoons
just end it please
>>76636042
Literally whom
>>76636063
>>76636063
"Marxist soccer supporters group in Minnesota. We support @MNUnitedFC Soccer. Beer. Labor."
WEW BOYS
>>76636042
Jesus Christ
>>76636042
If anyone is down to start a far-right supporters group in Phoenix, hmu
>>76636042
>>76636086
life is meaningless
>>76636249
refrain from doing this
just let patriotism happen at the mls games.
>>76636042
Antifa needs to fuck off. They're ruining everything. I go to matches but they ruin everything. Fucking ESC Antifa shouting "bash the fash!" every 3 seconds.
>>76636285
>Patriotism
They'll think you're a Trump supporter and probably confront you/beat you or steal your stuff.
>>76636285
>the mls
Who /summersoccer/ here?
>>76636414
*steps outside*
*melts*
https://twitter.com/MrDSDavis/status/876577371205316613
>>76636464
>not 111
>>76636474
The fuck is this guy's problem
>>76636474
wait what?
>check out his twitter
>includes having a WWE podcast
Explains a lot desu
>>76636414
baby
>>76636859
>being anon
>still blocking city
Population <200 village in central valley confirmed
>>76636892
if I was in the central valley, that be 104 degrees minimum
>>76636900
True, my bad
Are you somewhere near Laytonville/Willits then?
>>76636910
never even heard of it
Im in the sierra foothills
>>76636767
>>76636837
i guess because red bulls have white defenders and union has black attackers?????
>>76636414
>>76636464
>>76636859
>That humidity
Babies is what you all are
>>76636992
bruh, theres literally rain in the 7 day
>>76636992
t. never stepped foot in the desert
>not winning two games this week and walking home from smiths night with a beer at 4 am in the lovely weather
>>76636042
>not being part of a marxist supporters club
Fascists out of /mls/
>>76636859
>>76636992
>>76637014
>>76637056
>>76637070
Have you fags considered being flyovers?
>>76637276
I used to live in Arkansas and I miss the flyover lifestyle dearly
Once I finish college hopefully I can move somewhere in Northern AZ and be a hick again
>>76636414
It was a lot hotter earlier this weekend
also, >Fahrenheit
>>76637915
It's the best for weather
>>76637276
gross
>>76637915
>Leaf
h-he can't keep getting away with this
Be seeing you Wednesday, /mls/.
Well that's another three days until /kickball/.
What's to watch besides baseball? Curling?
>talking about the weather
Literally what is wrong with you people.
>>76636414
Its suposed to be 75 degrees right now im so mad, im sweating on my bed with no blankets or sheets and i cant sleep
>>76641487
open a window, you fool, also why are we talking about this
>>76636042
Does anyone have that Don Garber "MLS was a mistake" thing?
Welp ladies and gents, it all comes down to today.
It is a long shot to say the least, but the goal of today is to convince the City Council to allow the funding for a special election agreed upon within the annual city budget to be used for a special election. If not that,than for the City Council to outright pass the Soccer City proposal.
As I said though, it is damn near a long shot, because despite the public support for it, the San Diego City Council is dirty as fuck and bought off by competitors of the people behind Soccer City.
http://www.voiceofsandiego.org/topics/land-use/how-san-diegos-biggest-developers-swarmed-against-soccercity/
>If SoccerCity goes down, many will claim the kill shot. But it was the biggest developers in town who actually put hundreds of thousands of dollars into a professional campaign to stop it and they worked together to find the best arguments.
>Some of them have competing visions for the land. Some of them don’t believe it’s a good project. Some think it will hurt their projects and other plans for Mission Valley.
Everybody wants a new stadium or a new franchise, but is too poor to be able to bring it in themselves, but they'll be damned if they'll sit back and let someone who can afford to, do so and make money that they might have been able to had they been better off.
I didn't think it was possible to love and hate a place as much as I do San Diego.
>>76640375
Yeeaaaah buddy
Anyone else catch those leaked US kits? Might have to cop a jersey, they look nice.
>>76647402
Have pictures?
>>76647402
>>76647430
>>76647450
>>76647465
These are trash but the other ones are pretty great. Would have been better without the faint stars between the stripes but whatever.
>>76647450
>blue stripes
>white nowhere to be found
>>76647623
>America trying to erase whites
Shocking
>>76647402
>>76647450
>>76647465
Bring back the based denim shirts please
>>76647623
>>76647646
White is harder to clean, but I know what an expert on laundry detergent anon is.
>>76646023
Petition to rename /mls/ to /footymcfootthread/
>>76647623
most are not tall enough for them
COME HOME
>waiting for Wednesday
HNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>76651413
You can hold out for 2 days you massive overdramatic faggot
>going to first fire game this weekend
Based
>>76651914
take pics, buy swag
>>76651447
you know, my gf tells me this all the time, and she's wrong, too.
>>76652409
I'm not sure what to buy. I want an authentic jersey or whatever the fuck you call it, what other suggestions for someone who has some money to spend
>>76652439
Both the primary and secondary jerseys are nice this year
Scarves seem to be a thing in MLS but a beanie hat might be more appropriate once it gets later in the year
>>76652439
Get a nice hat and maybe a scarf to mark the occasion. Get more swag after that.
wakey wakey, boys
>>76655526
cp>am
>>76652439
buy a jersey at the stadium if you want something to wear around town. buy a scarf if you want something on gamedays, or are going to more games.
and you're in Chicago, so you could actually use a scarf, unlike those confused retards in Atlanta.
>>76646023
Back with the results:
>SoccerCity vote set for November 2018, one year later than supporters want
>San Diego City Council members voted unanimously on Monday to send the SoccerCity proposal to voters in November 2018 instead of holding a special election this November or adopting the proposal without a public vote.
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/politics/sd-me-soccercity-election-20170619-story.html
Congrats Sac Town. MLS in SD is dead.
>>76658732
I didnt want it to happen like this
Without ever existing the San Diego MLS franchise is already in line with sports tradition here.
Getting our hopes up only to be crushed.
>>76661348
>SD
>"tradition"
Well, the Clippers moved to LA, you have no hockey, the Chagers moved to LA, and the Padres are terrible.
Tell me again about your "tradition."
>>76661348
>>76662740
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>76662740
>>76661348
>>76662740
What's the best match tomorrow, gentlemen?
Anyone ever had this happen to them?
>come back from grocery store
>look at receipt
>CONGRATULATIONS! You're eligible for TWO (2) FREE TICKETS a home game of your local MLS team! Visit their website or call XXX-XXX-XXXX today and use promo code XXXXXX!
>visit the site
>cool, tickets available for certain games!
>pick seats, look at order summary
>about to click "place order"
>...wait, I didn't see any place to put in a promo code, and it looks like my card would get charged
>wtf?
>go through process again, this time paying attention
>no place anywhere to enter promo code
>WTF
>call number
>sure, we'll get you to the right guy to help you get those tickets
>"sorry, I'm not available to take your call, please leave a message"
>this is during normal business hours
Why do businesses lie?
>>76663003
They just want you calling.
Leave a message, dude will get back to you. It's probably like one dude manning the phones for the entirety of MLS, make his day and place an order.
>Twitter will stream one weekly NWSL game
2017 LIT AF
>>76663638
I always wondered, do Kansas City teams identify with Kansas or Missouri?
>>76663750
Fwiw, my friend from MO says Kansas is a shithole, and skc is his team.
>>76664020
kek, nice.
Should I go, /mls/?
>>76664201
I've never been to a meet and greet, although I did walk by Nogueira and we locked eyes once about a week before he left, Earnie is the one I'd want to meet the most desu
>>76664201
the red bulls had a STH thing where there was a meet at greet at one of those "drink wine and do paint by numbers" things and it was all ladies and then this huge bald white dude who used to dress up as a red bull but now is more tempered with his love
this is a dog event tho. go if u have a dog and a gf
>>76664742
i have met dax, damienne perrinelle, ronald zubar, and BWP around the city. My brother met Petke in midtown. All just random right place right time things.
i cant remember if i said this but at the skepta show i met a guy who works for the red bulls who was there with BWP
>>76664020
>choosing between Kansas or Missouri
yeah they both fucking suck, irrelevant flyovers:the states
>>76664827
>city night life
I live in suburban commuter country
>>76655975
>>76653093
>>76653038
Are scarves actually cool or are we just trying trying to emulate europe and act cool
>>76664907
You gonna come up for the open cup game?
>>76664986
By no means cool but acceptable in some situations
>>76664986
I just collect them so idk.
>>76664907
Which suburb?
>>76664986
>are scarves actually cool
They're as trendy/popular/hated as any other article of clothing. Except in Seattle and Portland they'll actually keep you warm, while in Atlanta or Houston you'll probably sweat your tits off.
>>76636406
>3 PKs
fucking WOMEN refs man...
>>76663003
tickets can't be that much. only reason i don't go is that it's too fucking far and i can't be fucked to clear out the whole day to go. also no car or friends to go with.
millennial fc's tiny stadium will be a few miles away, could walk or bike to that if I were so inclined.
>>76664201
>>76664201
go meet pontuis
>>76664201
sorry, but literally whom?
>>76664201
>doggystylepet.com
What did they mean by this?
>>76665659
Its a dog store in Philly
>alright anon, 1v1. Loser has to walk around the house in a bra and laces
>>76665327
>while in Atlanta or Houston you'll probably sweat your tits off
SJ's like that too sometimes, was about 95 at the game vs SKC
>>76668209
>hot in NorCal
who the fuck cares, go to the beach
>>76669190
>everybody lives by the coast
>will be a plane trip and miss literally all wednesday night games
hopefully ill be home in time to see my orlando city get crushed on the west coast.
>>76669504
>my
>>76669203
what's the point of living here then?
How many teams will this league max out at? 32?
GAME DAY
>>76670314
30 to bring it on par with other leagues, 32 if it wants to give the finger to NBA, NHL and MLB.
32+ if they want pro/rel.
https://twitter.com/RWJBoon/status/877244536216592384
>soon?
>>76674599
>>76667531
Alex, do we really need to do this? Just give me the bra and laces already.
>>76674599
Congrats, anon.
>>76675920
SD should have a fucking team and its crazy they don't.
I'm not even a Califag but you guys def should get 5 teams.
>>76675990
>its crazy they don't.
And probably won't unfortunately, because the dipshit developers who didn't make a plan while the Chargers were all but yelling at a podium that they were leaving for LA didn't think to make a viable plan for the land where the antique stadium currently resides, and made the press to manipulate the City Council into stopping the one group of guys who were actually on the ball.
An inside source just told me Zlatan to LAFC is all but confirmed
>>76665033
I'm a wage slave so I'll probably be working, always seems like RedBull does better than the Union in the regular season but the Union have been better in the USOC
>>76665251
I'm about 40 minutes south of Chester/Philly, near Wilmington
What news, gents?
>>76676685
what's the matter with you?
Considering Toronto is playing on Wednesday and Friday, which game will they take more seriously?
>>76677073
.... I'm at work and can't check the news? What's the matter with YOU?
>>76677326
Zlatan and John Terry signed with Phoenix along with Lampard for some reason
>>76676685
DC gave $100k in GAM, $75k in TAM, and 2 year international spot for a guy who has the same amount of goals in USL as a guy they already have under contract they're getting rid of apparently
see you tonight dc : )
"muh sherman" town btfo, now on to DC.
>Soon
>>76677217
They'll play a lot of youngsters tonight; they won last year's Canadian Championship, so if they lose, they just play another game later to determine who goes to the CCL.
>>76677682
kek
>>76677808
Why did Montreal schedule this game today instead of yesterday?
Why are the Red Bulls so gay?
Facebook DOTC.om/officialussoccer/videos/10155112353553941/
THE INFERNAL KRAUT
>>76677948
I dunno, energy drinks are pretty manly.
>>76677497
>Phoenix
Wait what the fuck
>>76680511
get meme'd lad
>>76677948
It's Jew York
>>76676136
Nice. I'm /mainline/ (>>76664201).
>>76680567
It was 120 degrees there this week, they're not putting a fucking soccer team there unless they can share that warehouse out in Glendale.
Can /mls/ compete with /hoc/expansion/draft tonight, anon?
>>76682554
Furpuck's getting a new team?
>>76682562
Look I know we don't all visit all the generals, but some of the information has to trickle through, right?
Las Vegas was awarded this franchise over a year ago. Expansion draft is literally 3.5 hours from now.
>>76682593
I thought it was a meme
Like Anchorage AFC
>>76682617
That's weird
I'm pretty sure I typed it AFC Anchorage
>>76682593
>>76682554
I'm still angry at this shit. Terrible expansion idea
>>76683633
Toronto have a A- lineup
>>76683837
>>76684220
Atlanta commentator says theres more kids on the field for the pregame than supporters
>Our nation's crapital
streams where?
>FUCK TORONTO banner on TSN
>frogs
>>inb4 Atlanta concedes
>>76684729
Wtf
>fatlanta
LEL
>Montreal up 1-0
How did that happen kind anons?
>>76684516
Where is that? I can't find it
BENULDY
WTF REDBALL!!
>dive
>BENULDY
embarrassing
>>76684814
It was up for like the first 10 minutes
>taking advantage of an injured player
>celebrates in front of him
gotta love altidore
Just when you've seen it all, mls refs find a way..
hahahahaaha TFC just played through some guy getting his ankle broken
FUCK YOU FROGS
Montreal fans are the most fash btw
If you are a nazi you should be cheering them on, they are your team
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>76684856
Found it, thanks
>>76684913
Because they're all Quebecois nationalists (probably)
reminder to post only about mls games, not mickey mouse canadian cup games.
>>76684977
Only if you don't post about mickey mouse us open cup games
ATL commentators on mlslive a shit
PLEASE MONTREAL
loo n
FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE
good start bois leggo
SKAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine for one minute, being a french Nazi fuck
Sad
>>76685028
the minute i take into consideration a leaf's post, is the minute i pop a bullet into my brain.
Why did Toronto get shafted with a wednesday game and then a friday game?
>>76685116
Imagine for one minute, being canadian
sad
Imagine for one minute, being "against modern football"
sad
>you now realize that the value of the players on this field is more than the majority of MLS games AND any us open cup game so far and most likely the finals
RFK ugly
embarrassing
>>76685139
Montreal and Canada Soccer forced this game to be on Wednesday for some reason
MLSE and the Argos forced the game Friday
>>76685143
No I don't want to it makes me sick even thinking about thinking about it
loons
>>76685289
>on this field
which field?
>>76685552
hmmm...
>>76685681
shit forgot image
hmmm...
REFBALL
>>76685059
I know right?
Can't believe I'm forced to listen to these dipshit homers over based In The Net man
>PEEATTI
BURRS
Maybe you should have thought twice before stealing DCs colors and name?
>Giovinco on
well, nice playing with you Montreal, see you in August
>>76686129
BASED
fatlanta on SUICIDE WATCH
>>76686174
homocide*
>>76686129
what could have been
>>76686129
>>76686224
>>76685620
The only game that matters today
>>76686306
Canada doesn't matter
hey
Dude Mc Bean dude.
>Timmy off his line
why?
>>76685552
>>76685720
hmmm...
>>76686752
I don't get it
>>76686935
well then, it's kind of like when your win a title
>>76686976
what are you trying to say?
>tumblrs
LELMAO
MOTHERFUCKING BILL HAMID
>soonfags
soonfags
>soonfags
soonfags
>>76687029
>>76686935
>I don't get it
>>76686976
>>76686976
>well then, it's kind of like when your win a title
what do we we mean by all of this?
Who put this shit field together?
You can see folds in some places :^)
WHO WAS THAT RED CARD FOR???
>>76687196
danladi and blanco
>>76687210
so are we 10 on 10, then?
>again?
>friend?
>>76687232
yes
2 own goals
a shitty play from each keeper
now 2 reds
>tfw ya forget to set fantasy
gg here's hoping to semen slurping next week
>LA
>>76687250
at least it's interesting
>sum/mer/
>>76687273
\fa\
>>76687311
>>76687311
>[hnnng in progress]
ez win
>>76670199
Live near the mountains
Also the closest beaches are all on Suisun Bay and are shitholes
>>76687811
BASED loons
why no mexico vs nz thread
Who /Seattle/ here?
Apparently they're giving out pride armbands to the first 10k to arrive, so I'm going to show up late
>mls pride week
>home wins lel
>>76686606
>you can't win points with NASL playe...
>people younger than you are scoring braces in mlels
>scarves up, Seattle
Scarves in the summertime r dumb
>>76688641
>he doesn't have summer weight scarves
>>76688757
>"summer weight"
>scarf
I mean, I have this year's STH scarf which is "summerweight" but that kind of defeats the purpose of wearing one
>can you hear Orlando sing?
>we don't hear a fucking thing
Kind of retarded to sing this at the half dozen Orlando fans that made the trip
top loon
>>76683561
He's Elite>>76688941
>GAME DAY
Welp, I'm erect.
>>76677948
>rainbows are automatically gay
Stop being a retard
>>76687311
Seriously, why the fuck are the pupils like that? I can't fucking watch this show because of that shit
>>76677948
have you not met the official pink cow of the thread yet?
>tfw your team can't win at home, but can get it done on the road
what the fugg
>>76689266
>not believing in our ragtag team.
>>76689419
look at that peek at the hams...
and i guess >we're ok since it doesn't matter until the latter half, when we should theoretically get some guys back in action.
Absolute spaghetti in the box there
>>76689448
>take that pride night.
Gignac sounds like a possibility.
Wow, that last minute goal was some shit
>can't stop laughing
Get fuck Xheattle
>red arrows
i HATE fantasy now
>>76690009
shit happens
How glad are you that the based birds won over tumblr hipsterville
>>76690555
two nobodies to me
I want to start following the MLS more closely but I'm having trouble picking a team. I'm from Texas and as a youth my club team would always play one of FC Dallas youth teams that we hated which makes me hesistant to cheer for them and I refuse to cheer for anything coming from the trash city of Houston.
Anyone else support a club that they played against?
where is the happy cowtownie?
>>76690765
a hat trick! I cant believe it!
>>76690867
>11.5k
1,000 more than buckshaw held, Sac to MLS when?
>>76690991
SOON
O
O
N
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
QUINTERO TO ORLANDO SOON
"The Union enter the summer transfer window with an open roster spot, and while Curtin has repeatedly professed satisfaction with his roster, the club remains open to additions.
Wednesday featured a new face in training, Costa Rican Elias Aguilar. The 25-year-old attacking/left-sided midfielder is under contract with Herediano in his home country. He’s been capped 12 times by Los Ticos, including a roster nod for the 2015 Gold Cup. Aguilar was not on the preliminary 40-man list for this summer’s edition.
Curtin said the Aguilar is just training for the week, while reports out of Central America indicate that it is a trial."
First step towards fixing this fucking dumpster fire.
>>76693761
I really hope he's good, but either way I'm happy, because this shows they're actually going to try to put out a real #10, instead of just being satisfied with Ilson or Alberg there.
>>76690687
Did you hate them because you guys got dunked on?
>Landycakes
Only two matches tomorrow?
What crap are they trying to pull?
>>76630930
hey wait we won?
holy fuck, that looked like it was an insane game
>>76700365
Timburrs a shit
You guys don't look half-bad though, a vast improvement over those first few games
>>76700365
maybe try watching it next time?
pretty sure they're all on Twitter by now
>>76700365
Ez dude.
>>76700365
CR21 January call up WHEN?
>>76702950
Prolly never. CJ > CR.
>get excited about expansion
>mls shits on it with cincinnati
why is life
>>76703566
What happened?
>RBNY pride night aug 12
FUCK OFF
>>76707304
What do you expect when Antifa literally take over your supporters clubs?
>>76707451
all i want is a soccer team and league that isn't filled with political correctness and virtue signaling.
>>76704395
nothing yet, but... y'know.
http://deadspin.com/cincinnati-home-of-terrible-stadium-deals-is-being-ex-1796232899
>nasl players just aren't ready for mls-
>>76702992
Old man CJ with his penalties doesn't hold a candle to Christian "I rep NASL and will beat you to hell" Ramirez.
>>76707853
know your place you worm
why is soccer
>>76707470
bro >we owned by a energy drink
>>76707470
MLS isn't for you then. I used to love it before they went full on Antifa. They were gay before but they've become faggots since.
>>76714996
That doesn't help my case.
>>76716242
>faggots are bad
But they have all the best fashion advice.
WEEKEND SCHEDULE
>>76718865
>TONIGHT
Toronto FC vs New England Revolution, 8pm
Houston Dynamo vs FC Dallas, 9pm
>SATURDAY 6/24
NY Red Bulls vs NYCFC, 1:30pm EST
Atlanta United vs Colorado Rapids, 7pm
Philadelphia Union vs DC United, 7pm
Columbus Crew vs Montreal Impact, 7:30pm
Minnesota United vs Vancouver Whitecaps. 8pm
Chicago Fire vs Orlando City, 8:30pm
LA Galaxy vs Sporting KC, 10:30pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Real Salt Lake, 10:30pm
>SUNDAY 6/25
Portland Timbers vs Seattle Sounders, 10pm
>>76719576
>PDXvSEA
AWWWW SHHHHEEEIT
>>76719653
I'll take Overhyped Rivalries for $300, Alex
>>76716679
abandon hope and enjoy the kicking a ball game
>>76720029
It's a friendly rivalry. I get the MLS and the fans want to ape European soccer culture, but can something be a rivalry without bar brawls and people covering their stab wounds with their multicolored scarves?
>>76720548
>>76720548
Seriously what the fuck is with this argument.
>"Oh, you're dumb, you're copying Euro soccer culture."
First of all, soccer is european. We could have let it in back in the 1970s but it was run into the ground by incompetent businessmen, including but not limited to the CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
Second, if soccer culture here did literally anything else, you'd complain about that, too. It's not euro-soccer culture you hate, it's soccer. So maybe don't post ITT.
Third,
>>76720029
I grew up in TX, the nearest rivalry was 4 hours away, and you had to drive through hostile redneck territory to get there. SEA/PDX roadtrips are the shiznet.
>>76721033
>>76719576
>dyna vs sallad
o shit son
>the state of /mls/ bantz
Meanwhile in a North American country where people actually care about soccer, a local kid gets signed by a Premier League team
http://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/windsor-soccer-sensation-signs-with-premier-league-side-swansea-city
>>76721033
Try going somewhere where they the natives all speak another language and they all hate your guts for it. Then go cheer against their team. Pussy.
>leafs
>>76722034
which mexican kid got signed by a premier league team?
>>76721033
quit acting like a faggot
>>76721071
>sleazybet
every
fucking
time
who /watching nhl draft/ here?
>>76722873
>Watching anything associating with furpuck ever
>>76722969
t.nigger.
>>76722873
no one
>>76723084
why the FUCK does ENDOH STILL fucking PLAY for the FIRST TEAM
GET RID OF HIM
HE IS A TERRIBLE BALL SPONGE, COMPLETELY IRREDEEMABLE AND TAKES UP AN INTERNATIONAL SLOT
I'd rather see Alseth get the shot. Even Ashtone "Washed up at Age 26" "Future Halifax Wanderer" Morgan is better than Endoh.
>>76722873
>watching any sport's draft
>>76630369
/ayy/ is never in off season
Based, Muscular and ELITE Sydney FC, lads.
>>76723259
>hating on Based Captain Tsubasa
>>76723084
>that meme ass goal
>resv
Is Mavinga secretly the best defender in the league?
>>76724656
>>76722873
Not watching but jumping on the VGK bandwagon
>tfw your team is making a run at the wooden spoon
>tfw have to work today and miss the game when I get off
These revs announcers are the biggest homers I've ever seen
It's just unprofessional at this point
>>76724894
sauce?
>>76724674
no
Hedges is and it is obvious for everyone who actually watches
Exposed
>>76725559
not sure who's mocking who there
>>76725559
>dat crest
>>76725670
MLS Cup winners have stars on their jerseys
>>76725559
>making fun of retards
Burgers have no bantz
>SALLAD
CUUUUUUUUUUBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO
I have literally no idea who the houston coach is
if anyone cares Delamea from NER just broke his face open on the back of Koffie's head in the Toronto match
>>76726118
He used to be the US U-17 coach and then Pareja's top assistant
He coached Chivas their last year
>SAP isn't working
>Have to watch my own team in Spanish
Fix this shit Trump
>>76726205
He coached Houston's USL team last year
>>76726256
It's highly doubtful that would be the team he would recognize him from that stint
Another clean sheet again for Bono, with a bunch of great saves.
It's time to dump Erwin for value now, in the name of love.
>>76725410
Paul Mariner doesn't shut up.
We know him since he was the homewrecker for TFC for a while.
FIGHT
this houston-dallas rivalry match is a snooze fest tbqh
>>76727194
really is
>all those spics
wew
>Your FC sallad mvp of the match
>>76723453
Good lad
>>76727334
what did you expect?
also timely fucking captcha, wtf googs
>>76723259
Wasn't he good though? When did he start sucking?
>>76725410
Literally the worst in the league. Maybe the worst in sports.
>>76726198
Don't really care about the revs, t.b.h.
>>76725410
>Boston announcers
>being homer as fuck
surely not [/sarcasm]
coming down off acid rn and afriad i am not going to make it to this game tomorrow
>>76730136
what is that even like posting here, i'd end up stuck on /s/ with the tits still talking to me
I AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW
Friendly reminder that Columbus, Philadelphia, and Chicago have no real rivalries. Sad!
>>76732296
>columbus
Trillium Cup
>>76732296
All the I-95 teams kinda hate each other though, so at least Philly has that
We got a game on a major network so everybody move over to >>76739069
>>76739236
neither of those teams are american so
>literally why
>Energy Drink FC vs Man City Z
who even cares
>my league isn't shit
>haha take a look at these non-teams, actually don't lol
>400/100 for SOUNDERS
First time watching /mls/, it's actually not too bad
>>76740388
Tyler Adams is shit
>le ball watch team
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>pronouncing it "darby" in the US
>stupid fans
>Puto chants on pride night.
>>76741482
>ifunny.co
>>76741532
I is funny nigga
is there a way for philly and us to both lose wednesday?
What is the comfiest MLS stadium and why is it BMO Field?
>>76742431
We can find a way
>>76740388
PLEASE watch our league
>>76740388
here we go again.
another foreigner that will get his cock sucked for watching >our crappy league that we barely watch ourselves
i love this league and spend a decent amount of recreational time watching it but the brasileirao is an unironically superior summer league
prove me wrong
tip: you can't
ps: vancouver - MN and then SJ - RSL is the approved schedule tonight for non locals, right?
>>76744227
>>76744335
>>76744135
>Joshua Gatt
So that's what happened to him
>>76744380
>more Etats-Unis than Canada
JUST
>>76680634
>/mainline/
Doubt it, you're probably some Bryn mawr fucking garbage.
/Radnor/ masterrace. Suck my cock fucking peasant.
>>76744322
glad to see Curtin sticking with the tried and true shit out the same lineup for 10 weeks straight no matter the results
>>76743374
I could have swore we all agreed it was Kansas City.
>CJ getting blatantly fouled but getting no call
WE CAN'T KEEP LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH IT
>>76744761
He should try Simpson as the #10
>matches all weekend
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapGOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLL
>>76745034
not opposed to it, he's actually pretty good with his feet and retaining possession, doesn't look like a bad passer either, Illsinho is just invisible most of the time and then comes out with a good pass and/or shot randomly, I feel like we need someone who's gonna compliment CJ so that he can rampage up top
>>76745034
also I'm not sure if Najem is a 10 but I'd give him a go if they just keep getting shitty results
FAFAAAAA
>literally dooping it in the old onion bag
>>76745226
that pass down the line was beautiful
Haven't made any Union oc in awhile, maybe I should start again
kek
KEK
K E K
https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/878760931257446400
>>76745431
lel, is he flipping off DC fans?
>>76745431
That's me with the finger.
>>76745485
thats me with the scarf, raised, i'm watching the union (rem voice)
>>76745445
it looks like hes flipping off a woman wearing Union colors so I have no idea but its hilarious
I can't take all this atnalta choking
>>76745558
we'll she's not standing for the goal, either way fuck her
>Howard
LMAO
>>76745528
fuck "cheering on the union" would have been a better lyric
jesus gooch
BLAKE
L
A
K
E
>DC in charge of penalties
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
W E W
E
W
maybe the worst call ive ever seen
>>76746155
refs taking a call back.... WHAT
>>76746155
Red Bull's opinions are less than nothing
>>76746170
this league sucks
>>76746188
not on the team
reminder that the least conference is tfc + 10 others
also reminder that the cup will stay in the west, cap this
>>76746213
don't be a dumb cunt
>>76746306
>Western Meme Conference
LGTSS
>loons
>>76746371
Tannenwald is the physical embodiment of autism.
What a clusterfuck of a game.
They tell you in reffing 101 that you don't waver on your calls. I have no idea what the ref team was thinking.
At least we get Acosta next game, although he was pretty useless today anyways..
>minnesota 77% possession
> down 0-2
Blake Onyewu totw
>>76746371
shut up filthy snek, never reply to me or my posts again.
>>76746707
don't worry f@m, I've read the script and you win 2-1
>we're getting cucked this hard
>>76746737
>win 2-1
we're down 0-2, /f@m/
AHOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE /MOST DANGEROUS LEAD/ NAO
holy fuck that crowd is getting loud
So I was watching ATL UTD today and theyve named the supporters section the HYpe Depot and to top it off, the logo is with rainbow lettering
I hate our supporters groups
>>76746874
>fatlanta
>>76746874
ok new ip
>>76746874
You must be new to MLS if you did not expect shit like that.
>vanpooper
AHOOOOOOO MOST. DANGEROUS. LEAD.
>mfw the crew unironically win something.
>>76747203
fugg
>>76747205
did we clone alessandrini?
why is lead foot zapdos still starting?
not feeling a win is possible against the flyover wizards
>>76747038
They make me not want to sit in that section
With it being GA it's probably the best priced ticket in the stadium. It's just the people are so awful. They're always arguing about the lamest shit during the entire game
I thought soccer fans were supposed to be hard core street hooligans not a bunch of weirdos with neon hair
who /hardestworkingteaminMLS/ ?
>>76747203
>having to play Open Cup matches in Jesse Owens stadium cause no one gives a shit
Where were you when the Chicago fire became /elite/?
>>76747374
>I thought soccer fans were supposed to be hard core street hooligans not a bunch of weirdos with neon hair
Typically yeah, but >the MLS is filled with embarrassment.
>>76747684
I love Columbus, but this is a shit sports town. No one cares about the Crew, the Jackets, or OSU basketball. It's OSU football 24/7 and they only play 13 games per year. Eight of those games are against trash teams like Bowling Green and Rutgers.
>This city gets excited about sports on average 4-5 times per year
Columbus doesn't deserve the Crew, desu
>the Jew did this
>>76747838
Who /notactuallyfromchicagobuttellspeopletheyare/ here?
Evanston reporting in
>>76748233
/skokie/ reporting in
What was the score of the Vancouver game?
>>76744466
LM, buddy
>having a literal manlet as a keeper
>>76744761
>>76745190
Aguilar gonna sign, though. >we need a real fucking #10.
>>76747958
>I love Columbus, but this is a shit sports town.
Columbus tv almost always show bengals games too. Even when the browns were doing better. Up here a local radio station broadcasts every fucking Indians game.
Everyone in my family jare OSU grads and they don't admire OSU football that much.
>european interest for diop
kek ok
Just got back from the MNUFC game, AMA.
Also pic related: your Vaughncouver Whitecaps FC Man of the Match
>>76749080
Hardly any euro club buys mls players so it's not like it's a given that he will leave.
>tfw will around the gta
does this mean I have to be a tfc fan ?
>>76749086
how rowdy was the crowd?
>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS>LAGS
rip in piss
will they, dare i say it, make the playoffs?
>>76749352
Very. The crowd has been better and better each game I've been to. When >we become a serious playoff contender I think our crowds could be one of the best in the game.
>>76749426
wednesday was getting ridiculous from what i could here. i agree and can't wait to see this take off.
>>76749426
I'm loving it when TNE gets the call and response going with the sections to their left. People in my section are getting more and more into it.
Andre Blake is fucking based.
And I love Pico <3
D O O P
O
O
P
>>76749495
Where do you sit? Me and my gf have season tickets in section 129, literally one section to the left of the TNE.
>>76749534
>I love Pico <3
yeah you do you fucking bimbo
>>76749546
Fucking proud to be a bimbo. What are you?
>>76749576
Acceptable.
>>76749025
>Even when the browns were doing better.
So 1955?