/heem/

>>76595205
Holm is a meme, Correia literally lost focus with that little display
Next fighter should just sit there waiting for Holm to attack (which doesn't happen)

Schaub

>>76595283
smug brazilians getting heemed is my fav

KO

>>76595284
>Don't respect her.
Serra Longo tier cornering

Can someone please link the Chiesa/Lee promo video?? I can't find it anywhere and I've searched on YouTube, Twitter, and Google Videos. It just played during today's card and I've definitely seen it before as well but I can't find it and it's driving me mad!

too fucking funny, honestly

beautiful kick desu, webm pls i want to see bethe lose consciousness again

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>this ones for you brothas

What did she mean by this?

>>76595284
>dont hespect her
>gets KOd
topkek

>feeling good about keking one of the most nonathletic fighters I've ever seen
>said pig is actually a top 10 fighter
WMMA

I'm just gonna go ahead and post in this thread because of OP's webm

Wasn't willing to wake up for the start of the card but caught the main event, was the rest of it as shit as the results imply and as everyone expected?

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WE HAVE 16 CHAMPIONS
congrats fellas

>>76595284

Early stoppage

>>76595347
HUE HUE HUEZzzzzzz

WHITES WIN

>>76595375
Prelims good
Main card shit but RDA fight is OK if you're interested in him at WW

Live by the meme, Die by the meme.

>>76595388
14/88 WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

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>>76595331
kek

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HAHAHAHAHAH

>Betche

How is she even real.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS??? MORE HOLLY HEADLINING CARDS!

You know, she had a chance to finish GDR in the same fashion when she rocked her with a kick but instead chose to engage in a clinch right after.

>>76595347
look at the op

>>76595396
Did he beat the shit out of Saffiedine?

>>76595378
Thought there might even be more than that, mismatch-heavy card

>>76595378
really obvious picks desu, im surprisingly there weren't more winners, probably due to faith to gomi

>>76595411
ronda rousey headkick, that's what they should call it even when other fighters do it

>>76595428
sort of

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The sharpest mind in MMA

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time for gym
till the next time boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>76595387
This. He went to stop it immediately after the kick without waiting for any GNP. They need to teach judges to let women fight until the fight has actually concluded.

>>76595284
>THE CITY OF MMA

holy fuck my sides

>>76595416
CUNT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
>>76595428
Nah he beat him but it wasn't beat the shit, close fight and he showed a good skillset, but looked a little slower maybe. I think he looked small for WW too

>>76595406
Hail Victory senpai.
By hook or by crook, we will retake Constantinople

>>76595378
FUCKING COVINGTON

>>76595453
LET IT RIDE UP YOU SLUT

>>76595416
Shit...

>>76595427
oh fuck, I've gotten used to OP webms being the same old sperg shit, didn't notice

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>>76595411
>first the showboating
>then the kick
>then her arm reaching for the ref

Haha ayy lmao

Holly's body kicks in the early round really set up that head kick.

Look how Buttche tried to defend the body instead of the head.

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>>76595378
A win is a win.

Schaub bless for taking picks. Always adds something to the event.

Were the prelims good?

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First for my girl

colby covington is the GOAT wrestlefucker

>>76595474
tbf I didn't notice at first either kek

does that guy that posts the picture of the filipino girl and asks if you would date her still post on heem?

>>76595503
very, much unlike the main card

HEEM

>>76595483
THIS HAHA

>>76595503
A thousand times better than the main card.

>>76595510
He fought in the honor of one Matthew Hughes tonight.

Hues getting utterly decimated is my fucking fetish god damn

Imagine paying for that

>>76595508
>that vomit inducing amount of makeup
Why are women so insecure?

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>>76595508
What about Karolina buddeh ?

>Schaub shitposting is only in the other shitty thread

wewlad

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>>76595522
damn, i forgot about him. he definitely missed the last couple cards i think but not more than 2 or 3 weeks tho

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>>76595378
yay!

TOGETHER!!!
WE CAN BEAT CTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76595541
joanna isn't THAT bad for a 400 year old vampire
that iranian girl from let the right one in used to be cuter though

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Mma media is controlled opposition they are mouthpieces for Dana

State of that main event though.
State of the incoming media/marketing push too that Holly is back after beating bloody Betche
But mostly, state of the main event. Seriously bloody hell that was dire.

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>>76595556
Betche: *yea, I'm okay*

>>76595530
Imagine wasting a week of free Fight Pass on that!

Now send your energy to Serge KOvalev the GREAT WHITE HOPE

>>76595556
the joke about F level athletes isn't a joke with this woman

Ok time to rate this card.

I give it 5/10. Some prelimis were ok and we got a meme finish for main event. But the rest was really damn boring.

>>76595556
LOL she got turned into a fucking sack of potatoes with that left hand

smug cunt

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>>76595549

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>>76595591
>Now send your energy to Serge KOvalev the GREAT WHITE HOPE

Are you a black american or something?

>>76595570
wow that's literally pathetic

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APOLOGIZE

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look at holly's body control during this kick. its like kyrie irving adjusting a layup

>>76595556

That was a sweet question mark kick.

Worst end to the card possible would've rather seen holly win a split so she could never headline again

>>76595626
kyrie's shoe deal is worth more than the entire reebok deal

>>76595618
i think he's just a brain damaged dork desu

>>76595570
thats just the problem in general with ''journalists'' and media in sports too afraid to say what they realy think because of muh backlash

Yeah the kick was great desu, not sure if it makes up for 12 minutes of nothing but I'll take it

>>76595642
kek

>>76595642
good joke but its technically incorrect

>>76595310
Correia looks flat footed and slow in ops webm.

>>76595645
The UFC also controls who they let into the press conferences. So most guys like Lole are major ufc shills.

>>76595626
THAT PUNCH and collapse
omfg i'm dying

>>76595556
god damn couldnt even tell it was a question mark kick from the webm in op, clean as fuck

>>76595642
its funny because I dont even know who that is

>What you gonna do, kick me?
t.kicked woman

what a godawful main card

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LEAF mma yesterday was better.

F***ING LEAF!

>>76595626
>goddard catching the second gnp shot

based

>>76595645
After they yanked Helwani's press credentials he openly admitted to running interview questions through Dana White. They're not on the take but it's close.

>>76595643
you have to go back cumskin

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heeminder

where can i find the total strikes thrown per round in that bethe vs holm fight?

>>76595672
he didnt even catch it. she just punched her thigh kek

>>76595672
Nice catch

He's a good lad. Got to thank him for telling them to bloody do something to

>>76595626
She just forgot everything she knew about accounting

Everyone ready for Holm to headline another card?

>>76595681
Helwani was literally employed by the UFC for a while.

>>76595672
I didn't even see that, the GOAT ref

>>76595687
>1.82
yeah real good heeminder you idiot

>>76595687
wow some high stakes there lad

>>76595690
http://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-singapore-2017?id=

Click for Rounds at teh bottom

>>76595667
He's an Australian born NBA player.

>>76595626
its like who adjusting for what?

>>76595687
attaboy

>>76595705
>Holm to headline another card
I wonder who they put her against desu

>>76595687
Exercise some modesty, lad

>>76595717
>crying
how much did you win?
>>76595718
cheers I am going to spend it on a coke

>>76595705
Oh that's right, didn't he say his paychecks were coming from Zuffa? I think it was part of the pay-to-play media deal they had with that newspaper that owned mmafighting.com

im not autistic enough to do the HEEM Predicts stats so whenever Canadian stat man wakes up i'll get those done and we can move on to bellator and cheesy lee next weekend

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How do fighters account their cardio if they don't go 100% in sparring, and then go 100% in a real fight?

>>76595667
>>76595736

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtahJP42gjY

lol
rogan should have him on with eddie

>>76595746
Title shot probably. Hopefully they bring her in the cage against Nunes and Shevchenko and they can have another cringey trash talk

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>>76595672
>goddard witnessing a lynching

based

>>76595687
£1.82 lmao

can almost afford a handful of freddos

Based Holly working rondasperg into a shoot

>>76595556
I was wondering why Bethe didn't dodge it but that was a sneaky kick

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>>76595736
>>76595784
nevermind seen him before, I just didn't know his name.

>>76595725
thanks

>>76595626
>>76595789
anyone have the webm of Goddard in the first row of the crowd making faces at a refs poor decision making?

I'm sure it's him

>>76595796
>loses two rounds to bethe correia

I'm satiated, lad.

How could any non-casual be a fan of Holly Holm. She's a boring as fuck fighter and even more boring person. She has 10 seconds of highlights in her 7 UFC fights from 2 headkick KO's, the only meaningful one being over Ronda.

HISH

do you think ronda was watching and hoping bethe wins?

>>76595687
Wow good job picking the favored winner in every match.

That's some 6000000d chess right there.

>>76595795
I'm actually really pissed off, I had 50p in my account that I didn't see a point in withdrawing so I just did that with it and that's the one time I get all my picks

>>76595746
I'm gonna go with Pena. The UFC fucking hates Jackson-Wink with a passion so I don't think she'll ever get another winnable title shot. McMann will keep getting moved up slowly

>>76595813
>one of the biggest stars in the sport

fucking kill me

>>76595817
when was that?

>>76595626
Rockholdesque is her question mark kick Joe

>>76595834
You didn't manage to do it LMAO

>>76595763
You couldn't be more autistic if you tried calendarbro.

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guys post yfw holm is BACK

>>76595378

I'll have the stats in a few minutes
>doing stats when I only caught the last fight
>the state of me

>>76595823
Did you stay up until 1AM to watch Holly kick Ronda in her stupid fucking bitch face? I did and I will cherish it forever.

>>76595570
>controlled opposition
why would dana pay someone to give his workers a platform to bitch about him? idiota

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>>76595863

>>76595834
well, covington was the underdog on ufc pick em

I thought that was strange but yeah

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>>76595860

Post fight presser is LIVE

POTN Sasaki and Holm
FOTN Leech/Camacho

Holly Holm is on steroids.

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>>76595866

>>76595885
Do you not understand the concept of controlled opposition? It should be pretty obvious they are since theyre shilling for Holly like crazy

>>76595866
She's not though. Did you see her form for this fight? She looked like shit. She got lucky on the kick and that's it.

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>>76595903
her bunda definitely is

>>76595902
good bonuses for once

>>76595910
how is reporting her win "shilling"? go back to /pol/ you mentally ill zilch

>>76595902
BASED Leech finally getting recognition

>>76595902
>POTN
>holm

fucking bullshit. She was horrible except for the one kick.

>>76595813
>Big star
>150k ppv buys
Ok, i guess

Also i hope GDR congratulates her so people can yell at her for the 208 fight. Or maybe now shell come out and call out holly?

>>76595842
Get some meds for your condition.

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>>76595823
Because her kicks are more memeable than any other female move. Its literally hit or miss but when it hits it's total devastation. People start watching UFC to see that not some technically sound ground moves.

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Imagine being someone who got finished in a fight by Bethe.

>>76595902
Based Sakaki

>>76595902
so the black guy begging for money didnt get anything
#rip his kids going to school

>>76595925
t. Jewnose

>>76595787
>Title shot probably.
Don't joke.
>>76595840
Pena is a good shout. Dana might not liek Jackson-Wink but they do like Holm. She still rides the Ronda wave so it is within their intersts to boost her. That's why they gifted her Betche

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>>76595903
Must be good at hiding it, she's been tested by USADA more than any other fighter in the UFC. Remember when she was late to the Ronda post-fight press conference because she was already pissing in a cup?

>>76595948
wow she kinda looks cute in that one angle

>>76595902
that big ticket guy did this to himself, he shouldn't have done the begging bullshit

>>76595956
epic

>>76595930
ha keep working hard for that 20K show money boys, maybe one day that PTON bonus will be yours

>>76595823
They're not miserable like you.

>>76595910
I don't think you understand the concept of controlled opposition.

>>76595850
It wasn't tonight but it's a webm that got posted a fair bit

Any webms of RDA please?

>>76595979
I dont think you do at all

>>76595931
GDR wont do shit she doesnt even talk to dutch media because she knows shes full of it

>>76595961
yeah her and the other 450 roiders who have passed all their USADA tests what's your point lol

>>76595556
Me on the ground

>>76595980
I have it somewhere but I don't know where. I'll post it when I find it whenever that is.

>>76595902
>POTN Holm
wow this is some rich get richer shit, there's no way she'd get POTN if she wasn't main event. how about handing some cash to one of those dirt eating poor ass koreans or singapooreans

>>76596024
Cool thanks

>>76595977
>>>>>>r/mma

>>76595994
There's no point in singling her out if you think everyone's using you fucking doofus

>>76596028
Ronda lost, get over it already you dumb wombat

>>76596028
POTN is a marketing thing as well

They like boosting fighters by saying "X has Y POTN bonuses"
They want Holly to get back the attention she had so they give her things like this

>>76596043
That where you're from?

>>76596059
if she didn't get the ko that would've been the worst fight of all time buddy

>>76596079
It's a morning card that few Americans will have watched so all that matters is what shows up on Wikipedia

>>76596079
Yup. I know when Diego or Lauzon fight Buffer always announces their potn bonus count.

>>76596097
this card was set up for asian market

>>76595541
What if I told you that I dont give a fuck about Karolina buddeh.I support only Maryna Moroz

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>>76595378
Feels good if only I bet real money.......

>>76596097
That, and what makes the highlight videos. The headkick will do that, people don't need to know the fight was shit, they can just assume Holly dominated because le headkick

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/876084944187138049

Just spoke to Holm's agent Fresquez. On what's next:

"We're gonna wait for our rightful title fight. At 135 or 145, we'll take either one."

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>>76595378

Can you or someone else let me know what the highlighted picks were in the image I've attached? Two are hidden by the goof and one is a partially cut off reference I'm not catching.

>>76596091
You're one of the biggest spergs here. How much money did you lose today? I honestly believe you had something on Bethe. Arlovski too lol idiot.

>>76596134
No this is a joke
Nope I'm refusing to believe this.

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>>76596134
What did she mean by this?

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>>76596144
i got you famalam

>RDA has 1 fight as WW
>Someone asks him about title contention soon

kek lad

>>76596185
>tfw you win
>tfw no one knows who you are and wouldn't care if they did

Presser is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvSyDIDB8A

>>76596196
He just beat a ranked guy so why not?

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>Hobbie Hawler

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Where my /fanzants/ at?

>Not shooting for a takedown or clinch when they kick

I can't let you get distance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcFY9uKPx5U

I knew he'd see the light

>>76595902
Fuck yeah Leech making his way up all the way from Legend FC glad he's doing good.

>>76596229
He didn't look that great and Saffiedine is pillow-fisted. He could easily go the way of Cerrone

>>76596245
Do you think Steven has internet access?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVY1FpqFIqQ/

He is confirmed at home living with his parents.

Post some Holly bunda

>>76596185

Thanks senpai.

Why does Demetrious Johnson want to fight Ray Borg? Ray Borg just got DOMINATED by Justin Scoggins.

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>>76596297

>>76596134
FUCK OFF

>>76596219
post your image you used then be known as that image guy

>>76596349
Year and a half ago

>>76596289
>he could easily go the way of cerrone
Find a lot of success in a shallower division?

>>76596370
oh then that makes perfect sense!

>>76596291
i think he posts here

>>76596370
t. twitch nerd

>>76595491
It was a Brazilian/question mark kick. I.e. it looks like a body kick until the lower leg is whipped over at the last moment.

>>76595616
Muh dick

>>76596399
You said just and it was just over a year and a half ago

Lmao @ you

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>>76595813

Reminder that holly holm is the true reddit fighter

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Should fighters be able to wear gis and rashguards/tights if they want?

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heeminder that holly tried to kill a woman that tried to be her friend

https://twitter.com/RealRickyLopez/status/875918603815591936

>>76595817
Are you thinking of Big John putting his head in his hands while Rogan is telling Tim Means that his knee to the head of Brazilian Cowboy was actually legal?

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>>76596185
>tfw you won by picking against your boy

it's a bittersweet feel

>>76596637
Yes. The gi doesn't help you offensively.

>>76596665
No he's talking about when Steve Percival sacrificed Lombard to the blood gods against Magny

>>76595378
The first time I have ever won the picks, and it couldn't have been on a more lackluster card. And everyone else won too. Meh, I'll take it

>>76596637
They probably do more harm than good but I still think no.

Same as boxing gloves.

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>>76596185
Bow before this golden god.

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>early morning UFC on a Saturday
>drinking coffee and shitposting on /heem/
>wife finishes breastfeeding and is somewhat paying attention
>sees Bethe get KO'd

"Whoa, fancy kick"

>gets up to grab a coffee
>comes back into the living room as the highlights are rolling
>sees Bethe taunting in the replay

"Ooo I'm glad they showed that part in the highlight"

>sees the follow up punch
"...well I'm glad Holly won. You said the card was boring!"
>goes back to her ipad
literally the only part she saw

So now the UFC is doing Cyborg vs Megan for the 145 strap? What in the flying fuck lol and GDR refuses to fight Cyborg even though she's technically the champ right now? what in the hell did she think was going to happen if she beat Holly in the first place?

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>>76595378
>tfw fell for the gook meme

never again

>>76596745
>what in the hell did she think was going to happen if she beat Holly in the first place?

"hey, lawyer, can the UFC retroactively take my purse from Holm if I refuse to fight cyborg?

No? Sweet."

>>76596745
Nobody cares

>>76596745
This isn't your blog or friend simulator you massive dweeb.

>>76596783
yeah that's pretty much it eh

it's fucking retarded to even think that someone would go up to fight for the 145 strap and refuse to fight Cyborg afterwards, I wonder how her matchmaking is going to go for the next little while?

I've always thought that fighters that are in the doghouse get shitty matchups on shitty cards. is there a card in japan or something near the end of the year? if so she'll probably be fighting Pena on it lol

>>76596688
LOL now i know you're deliberately saying the opposite of the truth with your posts

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>>76596785
>>76596811
lmao this guy is fuckin pissed

>>76596371
I meant Cerrone at 170. Move up, win a banger or two and then get totally BTFO

>>76596745
Still pretending adan?

>>76596745
how can your pregnant wife breastfeed

>>76596745
your wife breastfeeds you in the morning? fucking kek

>>76596267
Great video. Beast almost went through a red light haha

>>76596951
its better than cow milk

>>76596844
>http://thesportsdaily.com/mma-manifesto/ufc-208-fighter-salaries-reebok-attendance-gate/

She allegedly made 180k for 208, and 80~k for her previous fight (with a POTN bonus).

>>76596864
If you want to handicap yourself, feel free.

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>>76596971
>>76596951
>>76596934

it's literally the healthiest thing you can drink boys lol

>>76597040
do your friends know you're breastfed?

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>>76596844
If they didn't want her out of the picture then she'd be getting fucking buried, say what you wil about Dana White but he's an absolute master at using the media to destroy people. If she ends up vacating it's because she's getting step-aside money. I'd rather see Cyborg fight Anderson, but it'd be a little odd to break the championship lineage right off the bat, I hope the let her lose the title in the cage.

>>76597040
>filename

Baby nuts?

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>>76597140
>49/76 (64.5%)

>>76597123
>she'd be getting fucking buried

She is. They said multiple times in the promo tonight that GDR cheated and Holm deserved the decision.

>>76597140
>>76597208
>>76597163

Fucking hell, disregard both of these, I fucked up and wrote it in backwards.

>>76597244
I was just surprised so many people picked Betch. Don't sweat it dude.

>>76597129
future family

>>76597123
>If they didn't want her out of the picture then she'd be getting fucking buried, say what you wil about Dana White but he's an absolute master at using the media to destroy people.

They are being sued for not doing their due diligence in regards to steroids abuse dude, they have to be careful with what they say about GDR refusing to fight Cyborg or Bisping not wanting to fight Yoel because there's a fucking ongoing lawsuit about that exact thing right now.

If Dana shames either of those two and then Yoel/Cyborg pop, it'd be pretty bad. Not that Dana ever really looks good but they are being sued, I think that plays a part for sure.
And GDR is a fairly exiting fighter but I suspect she will be fighting a grappler overseas for her next bout.

>>76596896
He got blown out by another lightweight.....

>>76595556
look how gracefully goddard deflects that second punch during the stoppage. dude is like pai mei

>>76597267
>>76595378

That's because they didn't. Here's the real stats. I'm not going to spend 45 minutes of autistic counting just to post an incorrect version.

Fight Night 111
Official picks results.

>Gomi vs. Tuck
49/76 (64.5%)
>Saffedine vs. Dos Anjos
60/76 (78.9%)
>Kim vs. Covington
47/76 (61.8%)
>Arlovski vs. Tybura
44/76 (57.9%)
>Holm vs. Correia
64/76 (84.2%)

>Complete goofs
n/a
>1 fight correct
2/76 (2.6%)
>2 fights correct
12/76 (15.8%)
>3 fights correct
26/76 (34.2%)
>4 fights correct
19/76 (25.0%)
>Perfect picks
17/76 (22.3%)

>>76597168
This is true. They literally showed a clip of Miesha speculating on the decision being unjust and that's all they showed her saying lol

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Shilling in full force. Theyre not even trying the hide it

>>76596267
>when you and me fight

The state of Gayweather fans.

>>76597308
the only people that "picked" Bethe were making multiple picks, clearly

nobody picked her with their "real" pick

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>>76597315
p-plz Dana don't take away my press pass

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>a year ago you could have headlined and mad hundreds of thousands, now you're on a fight pass card no one really watched against a journeyman very fascinating

Passive aggressive beyond belief

>>76597315
How is it shilling if it's the truth you idiot?

>>76597368
noseman provoking a already downed man

really stimulates my almonds its like its in his nature

>>76597402
t. Mrs Martin

>>76597368
>That ugly Mcgregor fan trying to look like Conor

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>>76597315
Mma media is controlled

>>76595284
jeez that is pathetic

Correia is absolute shit and always was

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Damn, missed the whole damn event. Thought it was gonna be tonight, god damn it.

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>>76597308
woops, called the winners goofs. good job tho

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i honestly thought bethe was immune to head kicks

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>>76597896
Beautiful siren

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>>76597951
i've got 2 wins already
KARPIK, IM COMING FOR YOU NIGGA

>>76597896
>all those people who picked tarec

Literally why

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>>76598001
I have 4 wins now, today's were easy desu

>>76597948
if only holly knew how to throw knees

>>76597757
Im not finding any RDA webms btw. Anyone got any? Was the fight good?

>>76598092
It was the first garbage fight of the night brought the whole card down

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>>76598080
>amir KHAN
>"Mr Finland"
>Country: Kurdistan

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>>76597883
yeah, i miss like the 2 firts fights, i should check the hour more often.

>>76598080
Today doesn't count 3 of those were gimme fights

Honestly whoever got Holm, Tuck and RDA wrong doesn't deserve to post an opinion

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>>76598258
I wouldnt say RDA was a gimmie but people were crazy to pick Gomi

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>>76595378
Remember boys, always pick at least one underdog. Picking all the favorites every time is you're a bunch of goofs.

>>76595687

>.50 bongdollars

Don't break the bank there lad.

>>76598359
moose doesnt have that kind of jawline, he's a neckbeard

>>76598258
Says the guy that picked Dong

>>76595508
If she was Giving you a blowjob, would her mouth miss your dick 89% of the time?

>>76598560
It seemed like a smart decision picking the 6th ranked guy with 80% takedown defense over a wrestlefucker outside the top 15

>>76598080
>i have 4 wins now
post your slip

>>76598080
Wait, dafuq? Pickett's fighting again? I thought that nigga retired?

Any updates on Matt Hughes?

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>>76598258
>loses
>i-i-t doesn't count

>>76598642
he died last night dude are you serious?

>>76598612
>washed up gook whos been fighting forever on a losing streak vs an upcoming prospect
>better pick the gook
you dont deserve to have an opinion

was Scoggins vs Changsuki any good? that one was too early for me

@MMAjunkieSteven 12m12 minutes ago

Update from Monte Cox on Matt Hughes: "His eyes are closed, but he is awake today and squeezing hands." Great to hear.

https://twitter.com/MMAjunkieSteven/status/876111705905913857
>>76598690

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>>76598585
que nunca apuestes por amarillo

>>76598707
You picked Gomi didn't you

>>76598719
Yes it was good,only shit fights were on the main card and the other woman fight

>>76598633
I dont bet money silly.
>>76598635
Those were picks for his last fight

>>76598746
>You picked Gomi didn't you
No I didnt you goof

look at the>>76595378 not a single dutch flag who picked gomi

>>76598661
Schaub was goofed today. Total amateur.

>>76595771
it's called knowing your limits you fucking goof

>>76598752
>brags about getting picks
>doesnt post slip
youre basicly roleplaying at this point. You know people samefag over 10 picks right? those picks are pointless

>>76598642
He's stable

http://www.mmaweekly.com/hospital-provides-update-on-matt-hughes-condition-after-collision-with-train

>>76598690
t. Carlos Newton

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>>76598784
How do you know your limits without testing for them?

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>>76598774
I won though. You mad?

>>76598760
>Arlovski

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA Why are you even talking shit about me picking dong

>>76598774
Name one analyst who gets over 4/5 every single card. You cant

>bbbbut my fatass couchanalyst got the picks right this time
a broken clock is right twice a day

ace?

>>76598822
>he didn't listen to schaub

Fake fan fake humility bethe

>>76598793
I only post one pick with the same image, believe or not, your choice.
I don't bet money because I don't like gambling

>>76598850
I listened to him last event and got 4/5. Made a correction this time. I'm allowed to have a dissenting opinion. Schaub convinced me Holloway would beat Aldo last event.

>>76598824
wow such a ridiculous pick right thats why he almost won

>>76598838
Name an analyst who gets goofed every time.

I'll start with the obvious: Brandan "Brain Hurty" Sckub.

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>>76598821
What the hell is going on in this picture?

>>76598868
I'm glad to hear you acknowledge that Schaub was wrong.

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Truely the best analyst in our lifetime. Consistently gets 4/5 every. single. card.

No one else is like him. Schaub bless

>>76598821
once you start dping your mom you learn a thing or two

>>76598893
Medal award ceremony for McMann's silver.

>>76598917
>consistently goofed

Wow! He's just like you!