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>>76566979
This is the thread.
>>76572723
Is Bordent Strauss an meme fighter?
This is the thread.
>>76572747
It's just not the same without the sound.
Is Bromulus Shart a good fighter?
>>76572759
>>76572753
It's Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub
this is the thread
>>76572765
Is Brumley Skop a good fighter?
>>76572777
>>76572777
He's a beast my man
Holm vs. Correia
Arlovski vs. Tybura
Kim vs. Covington
Saffedine vs. Dos Anjos
Gomi vs. Tuck
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck
Will Conor try to fight Tyron after Diaz?
>>76572819
Didn't even know his division u casual
>>76572803
>Holm is fighting Correia
Damn. What went wrong
>>76572803
wgaf
wgaf
wgaf
wgaf
wgaf
Nothing but early prelim tier bums with one leg out of the game already.
>>76572820
holy shit you broke the record! 7 seconds
>>76572820
How many times per second do you refreshtis thread my man?
>>76572835
1 second update on 4chanx
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=18e_1497366350
How long until these top aussie lads are signed by UFC?
REAL EUROPEAN HOURS WHO UP????
Bulgaria counts a middle east
also conor mcgregor
>>76572835
its the same guy replying to himself. he loads the posts up on 2 browsers probably. every single shawb post is one person. even this one
>>76572862
do any of you spuds over there earnestly give him a shot?
>>76572868
Delusional.
>>76572854
rare double heem by Thor?
>he's tilting at windmills again
Note the IP count
>>76572880
What does that even mean
>mandrama chicanos are scared of a floyd thread
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE
rda is free money
would you guys go to Mayweather's Strip Club?
Girl Collection doesn't seem that bad
rda is seriously free money
>>76572898
That's enough /heem/ for me tonight. Hope you enjoyed making that. creepy.
>>76572889
Never bet on heavyweights, never bet emotional, and never bet on a fighter that's going to a new weight class.
>>76572906
he doesnt look that thicc for 170
>>76572897
>/pol/ tier infographs
I did get a good laugh tho good one
>>76572873
Conor's getting knocked out in 1 round.
>>76572887
You can google what 'tilting at windmills' means
'Note the IP count' was to point out that the number of unique posters/IPs increased by 1 when I posted, meaning that the pedo mandrama sperg used the same off-topic accusatory screenshot against a different Australian.
>>76572911
Serious question what did Potatoes shit post about before Mcmeme? They only seem to really care about sports they invented
Reminder it all started because of this glass Brazilian.
>>76572917
>pedo mandrama sperg
Haha I hope you're not talking about me. Unless you like being completely wrong. Goodnight brother. Hope you get well soon.
So is it true, does /heem/ really have a /bet/ with /box/? Loser goes to /asp/?
>>76572915
Floyd's going to take a couple of rounds to assess what Conor's actual skill/decision making is like before he unloads. I'm still pretty sure that he gets him out in the sixth.
>>76572926
No. /heem/ will never go to /asp/, neither will /box/.
>>76572873
Floyd is going to pull a Anderson silva on this fight.
Bet all your savings on Conor KO early rounds
Tarec is free money
>>76572919
what kind of retarded question is that go blow out your liquid sunday dinner fat boy
beat it
>he objectively likes mandrama
>he objectively collects images of a toddler
>he objectively spergs out and spams when called out
I like being correct tbqh
>>76572923
Rafael Dos Glasschinos still has tons of potential. He just lost his rhytm after losing to Eddie, and it doesn't help that he fought fucking Tony Ferguson in his comeback fight.
All he needs is a clean win to build up some momentum again.
Confident RDA = killer.
Less than 7 hours until weigh ins for Singapore
>>76572951
>>76572951
They finished weighing in a bong ago, lad.
>>76572944
W-Whittaker is australian
>>76572944
Haha guess Urijah Faber is a mandrama fan then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNZTGV1B6WU
>>76572957
fuck off bongo
>>76572964
Alright fuck it pick ONE. I am behind on this list but just because I have been watching other things. Lately I have just been picking one from the top, one from the bottom and working my way.
Give me something SPICY
what combat sports watch /heem/ aside of mma?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13202983
tomorrow i am going to watch knock out vol.3 a very good japanese kickboxing promotion with the best ruleset on kickboxing, full muay thai rules without retarded thai traditions and without retarded scoring, the reefs also breach the clinch faster than in pure muay thai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tutvexw2Dak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUbCE0MSjA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_BZUyhscNA
i hate how on K1 rules you can't elbow your opponent.
>>76572803
punished holm
tybura
cody
punished dos nachos
gomi
bookies love me these are the people to bet on (notice how I have a 100% pick-rate) will post my slip later on
Is Barksdale Scoops considered a meme fighter
What does "heem" stand for?
>>76572989
you need an image frienderino
>>76572984
Nick Diaz vs Paul Daley is short but absolute bonkers.
>>76572986
I've been really into Glory kickboxing lately.
Whatever the fuck RIZIN is, I love it. Can't wait for their next show.
>>76572984
diaz daley
>>76573002
when someone wants to stand and bang with a diaz bro it's always fireworks
>>76572803
>punished holm
>tybura
>cody
>punished dos nachos
>gomi
forgot pic lad
>>76572996
>Here
>Everyone
>Eats
>Meat
>>76572970
whats wrong with her? she looks like she is on the verge of crying
like she could be one of those dust bowl mothers you read in the grapes of wrath
>>76573002
>>76573005
Done, thank you
>>76572941
I wouldn't count on it, a rematch would make huge dollaridoos but if there's one thing Mayweather cares about more than money it's his record
>>76572992
No, he's a legit prospect with the best ground game in the division who would beat Stipe easily. He's making a comeback next year.
Miesha bless
>>76573081
Is it weird that I can't picture what Miesha's O face looks like?
i dont get how nick had such crazy confidence in his own chin
>>76572803
Bunda
Arlovski
Covington (never bet on asian fighters)
RDA
Tuck(see above)
>>76573140
>Bunda
lad, you're going to have to be slightly clearer.
>>76573003
rizin is awesome, i just wish all their fights allowed elbows, the no elbow rule always triggers my autism.
>>76573140
Where is your image
>>76573140
you'll also be needing an image
>>76573119
he's a hitter bro
>>76573148
that is a pretty clever stomp
>>76572970
i hope she loses.
>>76573161
a switch stomp
>>76572803
Bethe
Tybura
Covington
Saff
Tuck
Kevin Lee
>>76573002
>>76573005
Spciy fight. Diaz stomped that Brit.
Diaz/McCgregor 3 is Connors first fight back in UFC for sure. That's the money fight.
alright, i think the July heeminder is finished. should be a spicy month
>>76573148
Any heads up on streams for that Japanese kickboxing you are talking about?
and for the non-podcasts fans
>>76573198
Conor barely won last go round. He's not risking the L.
>>76573207
Glory in MSG is going to be ACE, looking forward to Tuesday night contenders, that should be fun just because it's live fights on a tuesday at a decent hour. Rizin at the end of the 30th. Looks like a decent month. That will be overshadowed by the BIG FIGHT
>>76573228
Don't think he'll give a shit after he makes bank off this fight. Conor/Diaz 3 will be the fight that "people want to see" so it will happen.
Only if Conor loses against Floyd tho, if he wins, sky is the limit.
>>76572984
KZ Poirier
>>76572803
Holm
Arlovski
Kim
Raphael Ninjaturtle Dos Anjos
Tuck
SKRT SKRT NIGGERS
>>76572862
man i am so fucking happy i can watch UFC at 2pm. like what the fuck, it's the perfect time of the day to start getting hammered, opposed of the regular 5 am on UFC nights.
>>76573304
now u know what freedom feels like
>>76572954
who?
i need to know
>>76573304
get a real timezone fagit
Ya guys wanna hear bad bets? I'm sure you do!
I got 500€ on the korean girl, again.
250€ on arlovski vs the poland dude o1.5
250€ on arlovski ml
and 100€ on following parlay:
korean girl
RDA
holm
naoki
scoggins
wish me luck. need to buy more potato or starve in cold eesti
>>76573340
Horrible bets. Did you at least watch tape this time?
>>76573340
for the record, I'm in profit with my last 3 UFC nights. The last show was only a bare profit of 200€ because I got only one right (Mark Hunt R4 KO at 18.00 odds) and lost every single other bet.
>>76573264
Starting this in a minute. Been saving this fight but you name it so here we go
>>76573353
Yes!
Watched about 6 videos of Korean girls. She likes the ground game. Korea's #1 ranked wmma.
Her opponent had about 6 tapes also, saw her lose two fights to complete lack of ground game.
Chink with ground game > Czech with no ground game.
Great odds, too. Easy math.
Analysed Arlovski, too. despite the weakest jaw on the whole division I think he is well aware of that and is going to play it safe and counter-KO that polish fuck out of the orbit. They truly are on whole different fighting levels, just look at Arlovski's past 8 opponents. All top fighters. Opposed to the poland fat fuck who hasn't faced anybody notable.
Didn't find tape of naoki tho, so fuck me on that one.
cyborg is unironically cute
I really want Holm to lose
Its unfair what happened to RDA. If not for the eyepoke he could have beaten Ferguson cheating bitch
>>76573390
>>76573390
Holm is a choice piece of ass
>>76573395
#1 p4p ass on UFC
>>76572970
>0-4 btw
wmma is a joke
>>76573404
>>76573390
That's not true
>>76573435
beating anderson was a bigger deal then beating ronda
>>76573490
wanna make some other shit up to justify your shit opinion?
>>76573340
At least do a single on Tarec
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck
why are bellators women more attractive on average?
>>76573264
This fight was good. Just reminds me that 50% of the Singapore card features asian fighters.
>>76573497
your pic proves my point
>>76573497
Can you not read your own list?
>>76572803
Holly's Holm
Arlovski
Covington
2 Anjos
Gomi
>>76573505
Moar
Also that reminds me what are some Asian pornstars?
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/5vliee/found_a_creeper/
>>76572803
Correia
Tybura
Covington
Saffiedine
Super Saiyan
>>76573573
just because you frame it as a google like doesn't make you any less of a faggot
Is RDA going to win tomorrow? I can't handle 2 of my boys losing so close together.
Mighty Mouse is wrestlefucking me so hard in UFC 2 this is bullshit I hate him the cunt
>>76572803
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76573604
Elliot?
>>76573573
sounds like a guy writing as a girl specifically to rile up white knights
>>76573573
>I heard a story involving a female BJJ world champion that many here have probably heard of. I heard this through the grapevine from a person who trained with her, so I may be missing some details. Anyway, guy was a first timer to the gym, requested a private with her, paid up front. She was broke as shit and just took the cash because she needed it.
>Dude was... weird. Like really weird. She's about halfway though their session and they start rolling. She gets him in a RNC and didn't completely lock it up, but hard enough to know he wasn't getting out to get him to tap, and dude says something to the effect of, "Harder. Harder." That's when she started putting the pieces together.
>She ended up releasing the RNC, and I think she ended up hitting him with a knee bar that he just-so-happened to tap a little late to.
>I think she probably prevented that problem from ever happening again.
Really made me think.
>>76573613
kek
>>76573629
>She was broke as shit and just took the cash because she needed it.
tale as old as time
>>76573587
I just copied and pasted it how it was, reddit is way less "faggy" than 4chan I just hate the layout so much
>>76573617
I thought he just sounded autistic or awkward not really that creepy
>>76573629
And then the gracie family clapped
>>76573629
>bjj fan fiction exists
really
made
me
think
>>76573551
For me, it's Cindy Starfall.
Something about ugly chicks that can fuck like animals.
>>76573684
That'll do pig
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76573034
This desu. Floyd would sooner bomb an embassy than have a loss on his record
>>76573034
>>76573034
anymore webms of Mayweather's short range/clinch boxing? really like how he traps those hands
>>76572923
How will he do against top five opponents?
>>76573754
raped cowboy and pettis
>>76572803
Correia
Arlovski
Covington
Saffedine
Tuck
>max is elite
>>76573782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkjwIZhT5hg
>conor is elite
Why is everyone picking RDA? I thought Tarec was free money
>>76573798
>fight from over 15 years ago
>conor isn't elite
???
>>76573802
Casuals, unironically
Anyone knows what schaubs pick were for the upcoming Singapore card?
>>76573819
RDA
RDA
RDA
dos Anjos
RDA
>>76573818
I have a hundred pounds spare should I put it on Tarec or is it too big of a risk
>>76573741
honestly the Cotto fight overall is great for it
>>76573832
Tarec's career in the UFC:
>get fucked by Rory
>decision the shittiest welterweight in the division
>lose to story
>lose to stun gun
beat RDA?
>>76573782
>Max Holloway is 25 years old
>Currently on a 11 fight winning streak in the ufc
>fight from when he was 20 years old is definitely his career defining moment
>>76573843
RDA is justed nw
>>76573809
He was older than Max was in the clip you posted, bruv.
>>76573809
>conor isn't elite
we know m8
>>76573848
fluke loss to eddie, got fucked by ferg
I don't think he's done.
>>76573857
nice1
>>76573857
>conor can land dat left on the best defensive boxer in history
oh for sure, Conor is a MUNSTER
Currently playing on WWE Network Canada:
>Total Bellas
Up Next at 3 AM is:
>Total Divas
Currently playing on UFC 24/7 LIVE
>Tito Ortiz vs Forest Griffin UFC 59 Fight of the NIght
Up next on UFC 24/7 Live
>Forrest Griffin vs Quinton Jackson UFC 86 FOTN
After that, Griffin/Ortiz from UFC 148
Which one of those channels sounds more attractive to an alcoholic stoner at 3 am?
>>76573882
Would you prefer to jerk off or jerk off?
Anyone knows what schaubs pick were for the upcoming Singapore card?
faggot
>>76573892
ahhhhhhh m8 why u have to be so witty
>>76573846
his 5th pro fight i believe, beating up a legit fighter in poirer who had yet to regress, gets finished by poirer's legit ground game.
poirer and siver are worse then lamas and olivera. pettis=eddie, aldo=aldo.
and max can win in different gameplans
>>76573902
Wait, you don't jerk off while watching MMA?
>>76573912
That was my point I can either do 10/10 divas or 10/10 mma fighters, quite the conundrum
I don't think Eddie Bravo actually tapped Royler Gracie. I've seen the video, but it honestly looks like some fake CGI bullshit to me. How come you don't see both of their faces clearly in the video at the same time?
>>76573964
im sure it was a brazilian tap
wait hang on how can eddie think that the world is flat when his gym's logo has a fucking sphere on it
>>76573984
10th Planet is flat
>>76573964
Rubber guard isnt even that useful in MMA
every white and blue belt gravitate toward it because of Bravo's cult of personality persona and his books
>wmma
>>76573984
Have you ever heard of Hollow Earth Theory?
Joe is on tour, Eddie is running the invitational, Schaub is working a Bellator show. The podcast is on hiatus. I guarantee you the next time they do a fight companion with Joe/Eddie/Schaub/the other guy/
Bravo is going to drop the hollow earth bomb, just wait.
yoooo McGregor/Maywaether just got confirmed
>>76574086
what day is it in bongland?
>>76574099
Friday
>>76574113
Damn, hope I can get off work in time.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVV8ZfLFBuS/
Roxy a cute! A CUTE!
"I will say this: Mayweather has proven himself to be perfect against guys who have trained purely in boxing. I was asked very early on, 'Are you going to bring in Freddie Roach? He's the greatest boxing trainer in the world right now.'
OK. I'm an evidence-based guy. I don't make decision based on emotions. Has Freddie trained somebody to fight Mayweather before? Yes. And a southpaw. A hard-hitting southpaw! And the plan didn't work. I don't see a point in doing the exact same thing.
Obviously, Freddie Roach is incredible. I've been trying to immerse myself in the boxing world, and Freddie has been called one of the last great guys to understand it all -- trainer, cutman, psychologist to the young fighters, technician -- but he did come up short in his approach to Mayweather. So, we can't follow the same formula."
If I'm speaking plainly, and I don't know how much trouble this will get me in, I think we're going to have a hard time finding a fair referee and a fair set of judges. It will be very difficult for a 50- to 60-year-old boxing referee to not go into this bout a little bit biased.
Actually, I'll throw this out there, I think [U.K.-based MMA referee] Marc Goddard should be the referee. We're already agreeing to boxing rules, boxing fight, boxing ring -- everything is done boxing. So, how about an MMA referee that will understand the inside fighting that will go into this fight?
How the hell is Kavanagh, a BJJ coach, going to be the one coaching Conor for Boxing? Will he be in his corner too? wtf?
>>76574125
huge dork but showed a lot of heart in her last fight
>>76574134
he's not wrong about the ref. a boxing ref is going to have a huge bias to protect the image of the sweet science
be funny if conor just clinched him the entire fight to tire floyd out
Well I just watched the White/Ellerbe press conference. For a potentially 500 million dollar fight, that sure did look amateur. Two fucks in front of a curtain answering questions. No chairs no nothnig. It just looked so unprofessional. Starting to feel like I'm being bamboozled.
>>76574135
It is actually absurd that Roxy Modafferi had the only finish on the last Invicta card. Great fight, I'm unironically really excited for the next TUF.
>>76574151
>he's not wrong about the ref
Agreed honestly. Even the judges will have bias, if not be straight paid
A lot of Boxing guys hate MMA, moreso McGregor because oh his entire schtick. Doubt they want to see him even land a single punch
If any of you are in Vegas on Saturday, you can still get tickets to Ward/Kov 2.
>>76574195
This is /heem/ you dork
>>76574197
Already getting refugees before /box/ gets demoted
>>76574197
>two of the best boxers in the world having a rematch won't be discussed on /heem/ as it happens
Lad.
Lad.
Lad.
>>76574207
lmao
>>76574208
Nerd!
>>76573551
kira kener was the shit
where were you when aldo was kill?
i was on heem
spain said "aldo is kill"
i said "no, no"
>Singapore card starts at 09:45 in the morning
WEW LAD not doing that. I'm even interested in some of the fights but that's daft timing. Just catch the main card I guess.
What time is it for Burgers? Or any of you desu, are you going to bother watching?
>>76574151
Picking officials in boxing can be a lot like jury selection from what I've heard. But I expect there was something in the contract they signed, Mayweather's camp has had the leverage to pick everything in his big fights - officials, gloves, shoes, ring size, the works. Can't blame him for trying, though.
>>76574242
like 12 am to 7 am
>>76574257
yeah he works every angle possible and has a lot of leverage when he owns 100% of 50% of the promotion
>>76574151
>>76574257
So basically the only way Goobs can even win is by clean KO
Not happening senpaitachi
>>76574242
>WEW LAD not doing that.
Why what else are you doing on a Saturday?
>>76574270
You staying up for that?
If it was a PPV I'd consider it, but even though Fight Pass cards are nice and have good scheduling,it just doesn't fit well time wise
>>76574273
well the most likely outcome is floyd picks him apart bell to bell
but i'll never count conor out for at least making it exciting
>>76574257
please, mayweather has a ref that basically protects him in half his fights.
MMA refs are much less influential in the result
>>76574284
maybe
same hours as a rizin card, but i usually can't make it to the finals of a rizin card, usually get too tired and fall asleep after the early tourney fight, cruickshank fight and gabi fight are done
>>76574311
Rizin at least has the benefit of being a bit of a rarity, so it's worth adjusting. This card is meh at best
if holly holm loses will the ufc even fly her back from singapore?
>>76574295
You realize that a lot of Mayweather's refs also work for the UFC, right? Tony Weeks has refereed a bunch of his fights and he works as an MMA judge all the time. I agree that the officiating is problematic but let's not pretend it doesn't cut both ways.
>>76572996
it's short for him
>>76573081
>those tightly packed tiddies
muhhhhh dikkk
>>76573782
>You must be undefeated in order to be elite
>>76574125
She's the biggest fkin dork in the ufc and you're the biggest fkin dork in heem
When does that midget Tecia fight again?
Who here /HYPE/ for Holm vs Bethe!!?!
I can't WAIT to see FORMER WORLD TITLE CHALLENGER! Bethe Correia fighting in the main event this weekend!
This will be Holly Holm's BIGGEST challenge of her career! This one's gonna be a barn burner!!
>>76574767
You say this, but Bethe is unironically a horrible matchup for Holm, and the gameplan is laid out for anyone with rudimentary boxing and a below average ground game.
>>76574777
Dont you ever get tired of being wrong Bruce ? Is it fun to you to spout idiotic opinions before every event and having them thrown back at you the next week ?
>>76574777
I used to think you were being serious when you made posts like this, rondasperg
>>76574806
It's almost like you've forgotten how absolutely shit Holm has looked in all of her UFC fights bar 1.
>>76574767
more hyped for Convington vs DHK that has potential to be so good on a lot of levels
>>76574818
I am serious. Bethe is actually quite a good counterpuncher (though nothing on Shev or GDR) and Holm is terrible against anyone who doesn't faceplant into her strikes. The only reason I cap Holm as a small favourite is the gap in athleticism.
You're going to be astonished by how close the decision is.
>tweet of the day / pros react on bloodyelbow
>they're tweeting about Gooby vs Mayweather
>they're all begging for their own boxing matches on the same card
Goober was right when he said they're all bums.
>>76574806
Good show.
>>76574833
hehe.
>>76574843
YOU ALL DOOT ME
DOOT ME NOW
First for my girl
If Bethe beats Holm I will get an image of heems choice put on a t shirt and phone case and use them both
>>76574858
How hard is she flexing those glutes? She could crush your dick with that thing.
>>76574858
Your girl is pleb
/clawja5ever/
Tarec Bethe double 10 pounds for 160 pounds
>>76574858
Sorry but I already claimed her
>>76574875
>>76574887
>that shoulder to hip ratio
something's not right there
>>76572954
looks like a dude
>>76574965
Jorge is such a beast, my guy. Been a fan of his since Strikeforce.
>>76574978
That's cool, I like him a lot also.
Does Holm have a nice booty? Webms and pics only please
Do you think he smashed?
They specifically met up and shes a pronstar
>>76572803
Reminder that all 3 of the PREMIER minds of mma (Eugene, Schaub, Kid Nate) and Kflo are picking Arlovski
Where are you going to be when Bethe shocks the world?
>>76573340
>betting on chinks
>again
youre just asking to lose money
>>76573782
im suprised nobody tried to sub holloway before, his jitz is terrible
>>76575001
He's got the money, he can afford to fuck non trashy ones. Then again it might be his fetish so who knows.
I get that its unlikely but these odds still seem crazy
>>76575047
>Bethe
would rather put DHK instead of her
>>76575053
dhk will lose my man his time has passed
>>76575053
odds no were near as good and honestly wmma just seems to go 50/50 random decision a lot of the time, fuck it im going to put a tenner on
>>76575047
Just do singles. Both won't pop.
>>76575047
If you're going to do this add in Mayweather.
>>76575120
not waiting that long for my money
>>76575084
might do, thats the whole point is the enhanced odds
Better watch boxing this weekend lads, we /box/ now
This is probably Andrei Arlovskis last fight right?
I hope he wins so he can retire happy, do you think he will?
>buttery bread
>>76575295
>wins
No.
>retire
No.
He'll probably get cut and go to Lellator or Rizin or w/e. These fucks never know when to retire.
>>76572723
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7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 -
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
Previous thread: >>76566979
News:
>Erick Silva whines about stoppage in his last fight, intends to rob Medeiros of a hard-earned victory
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/15/15813550/erick-silva-to-appeal-loss-to-yancy-at-ufc-212
>UFC Fight Night 111 odds
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/6/14/15798440/ufc-fight-night-111-odds-online-betting-guide-holm-correia-singapore-sportsbook-mma
>UFC Fight Night 111 media day staredowns
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/15/15807356/ufc-fight-night-111-media-day-staredowns-holly-holm-bethe-correia
>An MMA fighter is going to fight a boxer
nobodygivesafuck.com
I can't even find a stream, literally nobody cares
that's how shit the UFC and their decision making is
>>76575501
a stream of what?
>>76575196
Bookies love you, FYI.
>>76575376
youre doing the fasting thing right spergop
>>76573212
no idea, but they put their fights in their channel anyway.
i should ask on sherdog, the event begging on 9 AM here, perfect hour.
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/44984-knock-out-vol-3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x9dzy1vJhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrFbA_yRMMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRvSkXm_Io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H7zz_mPKXM
ask i say they used full thai rules, so for me is perfect.
>>76574918
>failing on the shoulder to hip ratio meme
>tfw too intelligent to not be excited for Conor/Floyd
>>76575539
There's a Q & A on atm
>>76575596
yeah, i'm doing Ramadan
it ends on the 24th
>>76575539
i'm way too high i need to go to bed
>>76575501
Buy fight pass you goof
>>76575631
not drinking water all day in the heat must be hard. Good thing you never leave the house
>>76575546
Bookies don't give a shit about 10 bongostanin coins
>>76575655
good one
>>76575631
Please post Khabib and Ferguson webms if you have time
>>76575665
its just bantz my man
you do live in cali right the heat there is insane it has been 90F for a few weeks here and im passively sweating all day
>>76575606
the error video is here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRvSkXm_Io8
i know appears i am shilling, but just like the promotion, and their rules, they also seems to get getting bigger, idk much about japanese kickboxing but appears they are the second biggest promotion on japan, with K1 being way more popular, but they still are the seconds.
>>76575678
Don't have too many Ferguson webms, but I have plenty of Khabib webms.
>>76575688
i know, lad
no, I live in wisconsin, so it's not very hot
>>76575678
?/?
>>76575641
Schaub doesn't recommend fight pass
but really i'm too high and i just got off work i thought it was saturday
>>76575678
1/7
>still impersonating SpergOP
>>76575678
2/8
>>76575678
3/8
>>76575678
4/8
>>76575660
Bookies will take any motherfucker's money if they're giving it away.
>>76575678
5/8
>>76575739
how can you tell
>>76575768
Lilthy makes loads of doing bets like these. It wouldnt be that surprising for 2 underdogs to win in one night especially when one shouldn't be underdog
>>76575678
>>76575678
7/8
>>76575797
8/8
might be able to find a few more in the archives, but I don't make any promises
>>76575816
>>76575678
won't*
>the state of me right now
>>76575790
The real one hasn't been doing his copy/paste thing for ages. Plus the news links give it away
>>76575816
Thank you it is much appreciated. I don't know what I am going to do with them but they're cool to have
Conor will get fucked up by Gayweather BUT what if 8th round is a scrabble round? If Conor can survive the first 7 it would be fair to even the playing field a bit.
>>76575678
9/11
>>76575740
fuck it made my cry. is my estrogen too high or am i a faggot. idk.
>>76575678
10/11
>>76575678
11/12
>>76575678
12/12
>>76575865
so youre saying someone actually spent time saving and naming every webm spergop had only to pretend or potentially making some anonymous person look bad? that would require some special autism
>>76574242
>>Singapore card starts at 09:45 in the morning
wow. perfect. i like it
>>76576217
Yeah, it's happened with the calendar, Coral Springs, etc. We have a very dedicated autist with us.
>>76576333
how do I know its not you whos doing all of it
>tony ferguson vs khabib didn't happen and didn't happen and won't ever ever happen
FUUUUCCCKKKKKKK
>>76576342
Can't prove it. Such is the nature of an anonymous Taiwanese donkey racing imageboard.
>>76576301
10 45 is even more perfect, its on Sunday morning right ?
>>76576436
no saturday morning
>>76576301
It's great, I'm going to watch it, sleep and then wake up in time for the boxing
>>76575873
it's good to have a heems folder breh. i'll take requests from mine if anyone gives a shit.
dont have technical stuff like spergy tho, only heems im afraid
>>76576342
>yfw the sperg has a VPN and could be posting from literally any flag
>>76576594
>implying I'm the sperg
Wew I just might be my man
that fire in London really fucked with me, usually I just ignore them but for some reason this one got to me more than others. Thinking about all those people who was stuck hopelessly in that building knowing they was about to be burned alive. Can someone at least tell me if the smoke would have made them pass out first?
>>76576709
yeah but that isn't a walk in the park either.
Be honest: who is your favorite female UFC fighter?
>>76576728
I need to stop wasting my life on 4chan
>>76576779
Who is your favorite woman UFC strawweight? Be honest.
>>76572986
>and without retarded scoring
What is retarded about MT scoring?
>the reefs also breach the clinch faster than in pure muay thai
How is this a good thing? Real MT clinch is brutal as fuck. Don't hate it because westerners can't clinch proper.
You sound pleb as fuck.
what is the best base for mixed martial arts
>>76576822
literally cringed
>>76576779
you need to get a job
dont get me wrong I need too
>>76576860
So did I, Cletus.
>>76576791
Conor Mcgregor
>>76576863
I have a job but it's a shit miserable one and it's still a waste of life. Everytime I hear of people dying I feel bad thinking they'd probably give anything to live another day
>>76576709
just heard its likely up to 150 dead. the 30 confirmed are just the ones they've ID'd.
>>76576759
Why do you force this my guy?
Be honest
>>76576926
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4609340/amp/Trapped-couple-s-heart-rending-final-phone-calls-home.html
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Covington
RDA
Tuck
Also Jingliang cause he's my boy
>>76576843
Sandblasting prostitutes
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Covington
RDA
Gomi
Lads. Should I bet a cheeky tenner on stun gun? Theres a high chance he will lose but odds are over +200! Pay out will be good if he wins.
>>76577120
>betting on chinks
do it if you like losing money my man
>>76577120
Put it on Tarec
Eugene, Brendan, and Kid Nate are picking Arlovski.
Thoughts?
>>76577217
I think he's going to try wrestle
What is /heem/ doing for freaky friday?
Good news, Jorge Masvidal will be in the audience so we'll all be able to add that to our fighters in the audience collection
>>76577227
Gonna smesh some squats and diddlys
>>76577268
>we
>our
>>76577227
takin selfies n bein cute xP
>>76577270
are those metaphors for homosexual activity?
Is Boper Scoob a good fighter?
>>76577268
Why do you collect these?
>>76577341
No.
>>76577352
His name is Brendan Peter Schaub, and the answer is yes.
Say his name!
>>76577374
Bendin Beder Skleb
https://twitter.com/EdJetel/status/874993571358814208
>>76577383
Blatant disrespect is NOT funny. It reflects poorly on you, NOT Brendan.
>>76577359
dk just like them
>>76577374
>>76577391
simmer down Aspie before you hurt yourself
>>76577426
Clean your fingers before you stain everything in your mom's basement.
What did coral springs mean by this?
>>76577448
Obvious false flag. You're a coward for attacking Springsbro when he isn't here to defend himself.
>>76577455
Why are you now pretending not to be coral springs?
>>76577433
ssssh just dreams now
>>76577472
I'm not pretending anything. I live in the northeast. I don't have any name here except some people think of me as "super cool and awesome anon".
>>76577455
They have made significant advances in the treatment of schizophrenia in the last few years, you don't have to suffer alone. Please, Get. Help.
>>76577506
>>76577483
Is that supposed to be a diss? Try harder. I'm going to the gym. I'll deal with you h8rs l8r.
>>76577489
Not even memeing you probably do need some sort of help for your unhealthy spleb obsession.
>>76572803
Holm
Arlovski
Kim
Tarec
Tuck
What does heem stand for?
International fight week this year is gonna be shit.
>>76577600
Friendship and justice.
>>76572803
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76577391
>Blatant disrespect is NOT funny. It reflects poorly on you, NOT Brendan.
>>76572970
looks like a dude
Is tommorrrows card a comfy morning one?
Here is why you should take Aaron Pico seriously:
The guy was a cadet world champion in wrestling, and a Junior silver and bronze medalist.
The guy quit wrestling in highschool because he basically knew that there was nothing there for him. He quit school altogether, and started travelling around the world competing in freestyle tournaments. He decided to not even go to college to wrestle because he wasn't interested in wrestling Folk, a style exclusively wrestled in the U.S. This coming after he was a state champion in high school. The guy hasn't been concerned with taking the regular path, he has always forged his own, and has been able to train seriously from a young age in a way that no one I can think of could. His path so far has been fairly unprecedented.
His coaches are some of the best in the world. His wrestling coach, Valentin Kalika is the guy who just finished coaching Helen Maroulis to an Olympic title in Rio. His conditioning coach, Nick Curson is the guy who trains RDA, Werdum, Lyoto and his brother, and countless other world class athletes. The dudes athletes have the best conditioning in the business, and Curson has spoken many times about Aarons ability to break people.
He isn't new to MMA. Everyone knows he is a world class wrestler. Having placed 2nd at the Olympic trials to a fucking BEAST in Frank Molinaro. Everyone has heard a bit about his boxing as well, having won multiple tournaments. But he actually also competed in Pankration when he was younger alongside boxing. There is no aspect of MMA that Pico is entirely unfamiliar with. I'm not saying he is definitely a world beater in any of them, except perhaps his conditioning, and maybe his wrestling, but his biggest challenge coming into MMA will be learning how to effectively combine all of his skills.
Don't sleep on this young man. He says that in 5 years time that no one will be able to touch him, and that he will be a world champion. And I believe him.
>>76577696
5'8
>>76577600
Never eating vegetables
>>76577600
The national anthem
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76577846
What is your maximum bench press?
name one clean ufc fighter
>>76577846
>woodleys been btfo'ing competition natty
what a man, is there anything this top lad cant do? truly my boy
>>76577902
Sage Northcutt
>>76577902
alistair overmeme
>>76572803
Correia
Tybura
Kim
Saffedine
Tuck
who is your favorite white fighter?
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76572803
Homely
Cucklovski
Cuckington
Saffedine
Cuck
>>76577944
Daniel Cormier III
>>76577944
Jason Knight
lol paige posted a video on instagram with her child molester brother
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVY1FpqFIqQ/
>When casuals say UFC instead of MMA
>>76578000
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BVY1FpqFIqQ/
That's really him ? Damn he really got fit in prison, you think they beat him up often ?
>>76578011
>>76578030
DELETE THIS
>>76577696
He'll certainly beat whatever can Bellator places before him. I'd like to see him in the UFC one day.
>>76578015
Yeah that's him. The prison he was at is overwhelmingly white for one thing. He was probably in a segregated unit.
>>76578042
His opponent certainly isn't a can. In fact it's pretty unbelievable he got that fight as an MMA debutante.
>>76578011
>MMA
>not Varied Combative Crafts
>>76578011
>when hardcores say they are hyped for BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
Tony vs Khabib is back on, don't really want to see it now. All my hype is gone, I'd rather see Tony vs Edson or Al
For those who are going to ask how I know Tony tweeted earlier back in it and Khabib just uploaded something in russian on his instagram, roughly translates to something about a fan meet up and a press conference at the end of july with an announcement
>>76578041
>>76578000
He's so lucky his parents let him move back in.
>>76577902
>people are hoping that Tony fights fucking Nate Diaz instead of literally anyone at 155
Diaz is an eternal gatekeeper who doesn't deserve even an interim title shot. It would be completely retarded to act like him choking out that potato means anything. Why did Khabib have to eat so much cake?
>>76578041
Daniel's reactions after that fight were priceless
>>76578041
>>76578070
Post some proof or gtfo of my /heem/
>>76578000
I called it that he would be in shape and she would move back to Oregon why can't I get fight predictions right
>>76578000
Holy shit he's jacked now.
Coker should get him a fight.
>>76572854
>Ya mess with white, ya go night night
>>76578000
he's a big guy now, wincest when?
>>76578105
You think she moved back to Oregon for her brother or to join team quest?
>>76578102
>when he just fucking throws rebecca out of the way to hug callum
lmao never noticed that before
>>76578015
what I hear is that pedos get bumbumed in prison by big black bulls
Paige still associating with her child molesting brother should be front cover mma news.
This slut refused to cut her hair for cancer patients and now she shares a home with a child molester.
>>76577902
Diaz bros
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Dong
Saffiedien
Tuck
>>76578000
>haha start filming me haha for instagram
This makes me reee 2bh
>>76578152
the dude did his time, what is she supposed to do? just keep him away from keeedz
>>76578163
Paige's brother gives me Cole Konrad looking vibes.
He could be the goat that never was and fulfill the prophecy of Cole Konrad.
>>76578184
Spammer is back. No summer camp today junior?
What form will your apology be in when Conor permaheems Floyd's record?
>>76578186
lol their jeans
>>76578195
I don't know but if he does, he's the greatest fighter to ever live
>>76578174
For the longest time I thought you are supposed to say AUTHORITAH like Cartman does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cajR2ikOEZg
;_______________;
>>76572803
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76578191
Just because he's 5'4" 144lbs doesnt make him a kid, have some respect.
Brock Lesnar and Cole Konrad show up your BJJ open mat.
Can you take 'em?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4pq34GMeO8
>>76578212
chickenlover is one of the best episodes
>>76578245
Major Boobage is my favorite episode out of them all
>curse your awesome rocking tits
It's also been reported that Schaub declined the offer so he could do a companion with his bros.
>>76578258
yeah I like that one, alien jews might be the best though.
DUDE
CTE FROM SPARRING
LMAO
https://twitter.com/GLORY_WS/status/875724232080183296/video/1
>>76578245
>>76578212
It was one of the first I saw as a kid. That part at the end where Barbrady just holds the thumbs up for ages made me absolutely piss myself. Good times
>>76578123
she became a born against christian after her brother got arrested, it's why she left school and moved to another state, she said she was moving back to oregon to be with her family
>>76578145
it's a white prison
>>76578309
pussy
>>76578346
Shane Carwin had to cut his career short because of how hard Schaub went on him in training. It's ridiculous to still spar that way in this day and age.
>>76578174
he lost his ''''''right''''' to own guns and everyone knows what he did
>>76578375
Can it you blithering zilch.
>>76578375
You are mistaken with family guy
what is the best fight
What is the best fight in the UFC of all time?
>>76578404
Schaub vs Gonzaga
>The pay-per-view broadcast will feature host Brian Custer, color analysts Al Bernstein and Paul Maglianaggi, ringside reporter Jim Gray and unofficial scorer Steve Farhood. There will also be some “guest commentators” during the broadcast as well which could mean some appearances by UFC analysts.
>The team will also include Mauro Ranallo, a familiar voice from both boxing and MMA fights, who signed with Bellator MMA earlier this week.
>>76578408
Schaub vs Gonzaga
>>76578408
Jared Roshalt vs Stefan Struve
>>76578375
>Cultivating Cagecraft
>I analyze striking, and I like to think that I'm pretty good at it.
>Picks Andrade to beat Joanna by decision
>Picks Calderwood to beat Andrade
You the heem guy?
>>76578445
Right here
Hardest hitting thread on /sp/
is the whole event on fightpass tomorrow or am i gonna have to fuck around with streams?
>>76578284
I doubt Showtime ever considered using anything but their regular crew.
>>76578467
100% fightpass it's a beast
What's the proper way to defend a rear naked choke?
FIGHT HANDS!
>>76578284
>no rogan
who /fightcompanion/ here?
>>76578258
It's the favorite episode of everyone who watched Heavy Metal as a young boy
>>76578487
UFC 212 Salaries
Karolina Kowalkiewicz: $23,500 ($21,000 to show, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)
How do you kill that which has no life?
>>76578521
try nitrogen
>>76578512
yikes
>>76578512
LOL that damn near min wage
>>76578487
>Polack Jiu-Jitsu
>>76578583
she's fought 3x in the last 12 months though and won one of those. clearing almost 100K isn't too shabby for a relatively irrelevant fighter in an irrelevant division
obviously that number looks a lot worse after taxes and paying management/coaches/medical bills/dieticians/etc.
>>76578625
>dietician
imagine being that stupid and childish you need a dietician as a professional fighter
embarrassing
>>76574767
>tfw no musclefu to bully me into sex
>>76578625
>irrelevant division
*tips*
>>76578675
if you think otherwise, you're the one wearing the fedora my friend. Joanna is the only person in that division who you can call a true fighter. maybe Claudia as well. outside of that, it's gonna need another 10 years to develop into something respectable
>>76578652
Literally cringed.
>>76578652
>>76578675
Rank divisions in terms of relevance
Pro tip: Women's Featherweight exists and is the least relevant division by far
>>76578512
didn't she get 100k for the joanna fight?
>>76578000
you think he got arrested for urinating near some kids
btw didnt know page liked country
>>76578695
>Highest rated TUF season since Ronda did it
WMMA IS THE FUTURE OF MMA
>>76578715
Joanna is a 0 out of 10 hideous jew
Anyone have picture of Joanna in bathtub with fish?
>>76578721
she loves rap and hip hop
he got arrested for urinating in a kid multiple times
>>76578737
>he got arrested for urinating in a kid multiple times
dam why did his parents allow him back in
>>76578696
hello spammer
>>76578731
Why would anybody have such picture ?
>>76578737
>he got arrested for urinating in a kid multiple times
>>76578737
I thought he pissed on some playground while pissed.
wtf i hate paige now
>>76578711
LOOKS LIKE A DUDE
>>76578794
i think youre gay my man
>>76578755
guess he isn’t doing the right job, because if he was, you wouldn’t be that bitch
what does the average /heem/ waifuposter look like? obviously you have to be both mentally and physically fucked up to obsess over a bunch of gremlins
>>76578805
I kinda like Clawja now that she isn't so salty anymore
>>76578818
Get a job.
>>76578819
I liked her before she shaved the side of her head
>>76578829
way ahead of you. don't take it so personally. it's not your fault you are what you are.
>>76578805
joanna even looks like shit from that angle
>>76578834
that's not a request it's a demand you low income zero
>>76578831
On the contrary, I enjoy the meme dyke haircut
>>76578819
She just makes me absolutely diamonds, can't put my finger on it.
>>76578848
How? They look like trailer trash methheads
new thread >>76578864
>>76578864
>>76578864
>>76578842
but i already have a job. your only reason for lashing out if because i asked what could compel a mentally ill person to obsess over an ugly rat like joanna, so i have to assume you're one of those people. it's okay, i don't blame you for taking it personally. it is quite a shameful vice.
>>76578860
It's fun to rub your benis on the shaved part if you know what I mean
>>76578860
are you really asking the guy to explain his taste? like it would change your opinion? are you okay?
I need webm of Dana hover hand on claudia
>>76578882
I'd imagine it'd feel like rubbing your dangly bits on a cactus
>>76578889
No, I'm not okay!
>>76578877
>ten posts early
Drink bleach.
>earlyposters
>>76578898
Was just about to post it anyway
>>76578902
>>76578919
Spammer setting us up for his upcoming thread
>>76578938
i'm making zero threads, but i'll point out there are two other ones besides this one already.
Also
>500
>>76578919
>tfw almost 5:30 here and finishing up my 8 hours of heem for the day
>>76578898
> cactus
Not at all, its soft and fluffy like a short haired dog
>>76578965
>its soft and fluffy like a short haired dog
You're alright Poland,
>500 again