/heem/ cain edition

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No le previous thread????

How will I know where the previous thread is for when I want to read it?

TERRIBLE op.

Middleweight is still the deepest in terms of championship competition, but is Featherweight the most promising division in the UFC?

>Choi
>Knight
>Bektic
>Burgos
>Fili
>Yair
>Makwan
>Moicano
>Ortega
>Hall
>Arnie Allen
>Gavin Tucker
>Volkanovski
>My Bitches

And of course you have the Max as the champ at 25.

>>76528781

I'd absolutely love to see Knight vs Ortega 2bh

>>76528781
yup. LW has too much trash blocking the top 15 to see how good the prospects really are.

but FW has more good guys to pick up or sign. sucks of my two top russia scene guys one got shot for hanging with artem when khabib/mcgoobs shitposting was at peak and the other got arrested for some scummy mob mass arrest with a high ranked boxer as well, so he might be gone

>>76528781
Fuck, I forgot to include Zabit. I'm ashamed of myself.

>>76528795
That would be dope. I'm a little annoyed by Ortega because he tends to coast. Needing 3 rounds to put away Old Man Guida was no bueno, though the finish was nice.

>sucks of my two top russia scene guys one got shot for hanging with artem when khabib/mcgoobs shitposting was at peak and the other got arrested for some scummy mob mass arrest with a high ranked boxer as well, so he might be gone
At least we've got Zabit making his way over. Frankie Edgar of all people is calling him a future champ. That guy never tends to talk out of turn.

>>76528835
most don't know ZMS, zabit is also a god shortening, fuck his name, would have ended golberg

>>76528842
I guess I'll have to link the article so people stop sleeping on him. I hope we get to see him on 215 or 216.

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/fighters-coaches-agree-zabit-magomedsharipov-is-the-next-big-thing-in-mma-040317

>>76526610

Why does the rest of the board hate us? We obviously have a lot of autistic dweebs who no one likes, but we can't be the only general with those type of characters right? It's really only 3-4 people samefagging as multiple personalities IMO.

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>>76528842

>ZABEEB MAGOMASHARPINOV

>>76528853
yup, but everyone he asked is linked to the same camp, agent and support for ACB and it's president....

goltsov is my biggest international prospect right now. goltsov might be the best russian HW in any organization (minakov, volkov, magomedov, paplovich, fedor etc)

>>76528868

Seems like only the OP hates heem, most people seem to think nba and nfl threads are the worst

>>76528868
I think it's one person trying to force a narrative.

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>the only interesting striker in UFC is a 115 lbs woman

how did it come to this

>>76528902
That's true. Have you seen any of Zabit's fights? I've only seen his last, but it was an impressive finish.

I haven't heard much about Goltsov. Having him over Minakov says a lot, though. Also, how far do you think Volkov can go? Can he break into that top 4? I feel like him vs. Reem would be a fucking dream. 6'8 kyokushin black belt vs. 6'4 kickboxing legend.

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>>76528965

There are loads of interesting strikers ya dingus

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>>76528868
I don't know, Will

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>>76528965
My wife fights at 135 though.

>>76529012
>hyper athletic unorthodox striker
When's the last time one of those panned out?

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>>76529015

boi

https://youtu.be/uVnDJMjNySg

This fighter shows a ton of guts to keep pushing forward

>>76529012
Fancy spinny kicks on punching bag D-class fighters is interesting to you?

Diakekese is just another fighter that will go in to haymaker mode as soon as shit gets serious.

>>76529030
The last two big ones are Yair and MVP. One of them has almost no power or grappling and the other has been crushing cans so it's hard to know his true level of skill. Diakese might be the real deal, though. His wrestling is his base IIRC. Plus, he's obviously got sick power in his hands so he doesn't need to land meme kicks (though that doesn't mean he can't).

Plus, if you watch Glory, they have a lot of upper-tier guys who can do at the highest level what Diakese did to an unranked guy: Dambé, Style Bender, Groenhart, Verhoeven, etc.

>>76529097
>Plus, if you watch Glory
Haha fuck off.

>>76529115
I'm just enlightening your ignorant ass, mate. No one's forcing you to watch.

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>>76529078

>no interesting strikers
>fancy spinning kicks are interesting to you?
>The quality of fighter that takes the strikes dictates how interesting the strikes are

Maybe you should tell us what you mean by "interesting" finland

>>76529115

what is it with all the autistic "FUCK OFF REE STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE" going on in heem lately

>>76529153
SMA just drives me up the wall. It'd be like if fags from /box/ started discussing their sport just because they can barely maintain a general.
Like you let them throw kicks and its MMA now? what?

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Did anyone else instantly dislike Borg after he started saying "turd" in every other sentence? I wanna root for the guy cuz he's coming from a trailer park and making something of himself, but goddamn, he's such an obnoxious little pipsqueak.

>>76529153
Best to ignore it.

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*waltzes right into your knee*
heh, nothin personell.. meht

>>76529015
which one is your wife

>>76529178
Early stoppage.

>>76529144
Interesting as in diverse attacks and combinations in competitive situation. Is it somehow abstract concept that I want the fight to competitive in order to say the striking is really interesting?

Too many fights today are like max vs aldo, nothing but wild swinging.

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>>76529199
The one who's about to be the wBW UFC champion, my guy.

>>76529217
she looks like a dude

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>>76529217
bless

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>>76529219
Unlike yourself, I'm sure.

>>76529078
>>76529213
>Max vs. Aldo was wild swinging
you really don't know what you're talking about

>>76528965
Pekka what are you talking about, we are in the striking era with only one champ who is a grappler primarily - DC.

>>76529030
Jon Jones ? He has elite wrestling too so maybe he does not count

>>76529247
Woodley and Miocic are debatable.

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Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yznoE88agBQ

is this THE thread

>>76529230
I really do mate, I really do.

I'm not saying it's not effective. Just that's it not as fun to watch.

>>76529247
>>76529265
I think what he's saying is that even champs with strong grappling bases (Cody, Khabib/Tony, Tyron, Jones, Stipe all grew up as very high-level wrestlers) are currently winning through striking. Khabib being the one-dimensional exception, of course.

>>76529280

Glory is probably more your thing my dude.

>>76529318
Glory doesn't have clinching, grappling, throws, slams, elbows and ground&pound. I'll pass.

Plus the stand-up is honestly even more boring because every card is stacked with caveman super heavyweights.

>>76529280
So just to be clear, you don't think a single fighter in the UFC outside of Joanna is a technically adept striker?

>>76529384
There are plenty of technically adept strikers if you ask me.

I just like Joanna because she mixes her attacks up like no one else and is consistent like no one else.

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>>76529509
Because she trained under The GOAT

>>76529509
what the fuck are you talking about

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>>76529268
100% it's a beast

>>76529030
>>76529078

Diakiese actually has decent wrestling plus he moved to ATT so it should keep improving.

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>>76529509

>the only interesting striker in UFC is a 115 lbs woman

>>So just to be clear, you don't think a single fighter in the UFC outside of Joanna is a technically adept striker?

>There are plenty of technically adept strikers if you ask me.

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>>76529537
Man this Bernando fellow keeps being in the receiving end of numerous kickboxing heems I find. Was he one of the greats?

>that lame ass tweet that conor made about Floyd's age

lmao, this little potato is in over his head isn't he?

>>76529786

wtf i hate mma now

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>>76529655
Definitely

http://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/6/13/15791668/coach-jose-aldo-suffered-leg-injury-ufc-212-fight-max-holloway

Says Aldo didn't kick because of injury.

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>>76529645
adept =/= interesting

Example A: Mayweather

Can you understand now or should I simplify it even more for you?

>>76529786
>>76529818
>>76529911
Fags

Especially this guy

Which is the hardest division?

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I wonder how Saki is going to do with 4 ounce gloves? His record shows 10 KO losses but a few of those are by broken bones and back injuries

>>76529922
That's the guy who directed you here.

Hi fags

what are the chances Mayweather doesn't completely embarrass that Irish what'shisname

>>76529925
funny thing is his arm was already broken when he went into that fight, overeem just exploited it

btw I met the guy, hes like 6'1 tall. He has been very silent the last couple a years so if his TDD is solid he would fuck up a lotta guys

>>76529991
Least I can tell it's not a big pile of shit from the thumbnail

Get a life you weird

You're all fags, a guy with his head cut off sent me here

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Who ur fav grill fighter?

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Have you respected women today?

>>76530036
Scatbro you are free to discuss MMA with us just stop spamming obscene material.

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>76529509
finland you sound like this dork I know who doesnt like mma because ''nobody is technical'' and he can name maybe 3 fighters bet youre the same

any other combat sport is basicly mandrama tier since fights wouldnt go like that in real life. Once the adrenaline hits you will be swinging like a madman even if youre some elite kickboxer

>Anthony retired by proud white man DC
>black bitch retired by proud white man hunto

Blacks on suicide watch

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>>76530063

For me, its Valentina Shevchenko.

>>76529871
You're trying your best to be a special snowflake, anon. It's not a good look. There is a woman in the UFC who actually beat Joanna in a striking-only competition, so you're really just showing your own ignorance.

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>>76530063
For me, it's Thicckenzie Dern

>>76530091
is that pele fucking up semmy lmao

>>76530063
I really want Kailin to win her next fight :3

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wew

>>76530097

I'm so happy this fight happened the way it did. fucking based val for submitting her

Stipe is gonna spark cain in 1 round

You know this deep down

>>76530127
her opponent is bringing her A game

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVH5wXngjJN/

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>>76530127

She's so awful though.

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>Bethe isn't a dr-

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>>76530063
Yankoff

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>>76530156

gotta be fake

Apologize for saying Alexandra would never fight again. You know nothing about MMA.

>>76530155
She is so QT though.

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>>76530150

muh dikk

>>76530156
tybg for not making me asian

>>76530192

It's that Irish and German blood.

>>76530129
looks like a dude

>>76530155
looks like a male chimp

where were you when Jason "The Kid" Knight officially became your boy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEwD8_2C9bw

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>>76530215

>>76530242
how would this guy fare vs 20 young males

>>76530230
D level athleticism but he's very fun to watch regardless

>>76529292
>Khabib/Tony
>Champs

what did he mean by this

>>76530285

They're the current lightweight champions.

>>76530175
yeah its a meme account

is albu still roiding?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVAyW0Jg570/

I wonder if there is unironically literally anyone in the world who truthfully said the words "Bethe Correia is my favourite fighter"

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>>76530294
are you lost m8

>>76530328

Conor doesn't fight in the UFC anymore friend

>>76530320
lol what an absolute fuck you to the singapore fans

>>76530349
b-but why is he still champion?

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if kailin doesnt win this fight will she be cut?

>>76530387

Same thing will happen at lightweight as it did at featherweight. He won't defend it, it'll eventually get stripped

>>76530387
fake news

michael chandler is the REAL lightweight champion of the world ufc my ass bellator is where its at joe rogan aint got shit on jimmy smith its why goldie is moving over chandler beat alvarez both times got robbed by will brooks its that real shit fuck dana white lets go up up scott coker

Seriously who is VanZant fighting next?

>>76530395
who is this sperm worm?

>>76530418

If Goldie went to Bellator I'd actually love it.

Anyone think Marcin Tybura is a good bet against Andrei CTE Arlovski?

>>76530442
I'd avoid it, the odds aren't great and Tybura isn't really a finisher.

>>76530402
I unironically think he will fight Khabib if Khabib wins the interim and Nate before leaving the UFC, he's still rather young

Unless he somehow magically beats Floyd then I think he will retire

>>76530482
>retiring after beating Floyd
more like WME will lick his balls clean to sway him to come back and get them a few 5M+ buy cards to save them from crushing debt. if he beats Floyd, he will demand shares to fight in the UFC again and he'll get them.

>>76530482
He won't fight Khabib, he is super unreliable and Conor wants his opponents to show up. Imagine if Khabib pulled out one day before like he did vs Tony?

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She's in Puerto Rico right now, but what does she mean by this?

>>76530498
maybe

his coach is always harping about how needs a real challenge to motivate himself for a camp/fight and how he always wants to one-up his previous move

I can't see how you do bigger than beating floyd, UFC would have to pay him a lot

>>76530482

I'd like it if that were the case but I severely doubt it. He cares about money and that's it. Win or lose, he will get enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life and his kids life, from the Floyd fight alone.

I think he will retire after that.

There's no reason to believe he will want to defend, he never has in his career, so why would he start now?

He won't fight Nate again because the only way that'd be good for him would be if he finished nate early, to cancel out his loss from the first fight. He knows he can't do that, and it'd probably be another controversial decision. Better (for him) to just leave it where he has the last word.

>>76530100
Ignorance of preference?
Fuck me for liking one fighters style more than others, ehh?

>>76530075
>any other combat sport is basicly mandrama tier
calm down keyboard warrior

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>>76530527
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?

>>76530527
DAMN! Magana is one BADASS BITCH! Whoever she is talking about better beware, HER MAJESTY doesn't fuck around!

>>76530511
His coach was saying how he was hoping Khabib would win because that's a fight he would love for Conor to have, take that for what you will

Khabib would be a massive payday for him as well, much bigger than Tony

I agree though Khabib will have to prove to be reliable, lets see what happens with him and Tony

>>76530527

in before
>Brandon Vera sexually assaulted me!!!!

>>76530558

I'd think Tony would be a more entertaining fight.

For some reason I feel like kebab vs conor would either mean kebab getting heemed, or him wrestlefucking conor to death.

you now remember when brandon vera was considered a prospect

>>76530558
>Khabib would be a massive payday for him as well, much bigger than Tony

Not sure, I don't think Conor's pay differentiates that much anymore he probably has a good chunk of guaranteed money + PPV points. Conor draws by himself anyway and most of Khabib fans aren't from USA/Canada so don't bring in any PPV buys.

>>76530538
I think he beats Nate handedly at 145

Its tricky though, he beat every challenger in the 145 div other than Frankie and ask yourself, would you rather defend your belt against Frankie or chase a 2nd belt? P easy decision, especially for Conor who just wants the biggest payday

Yeah he'll get a lot of money from the Floyd fight but I find it hard to believe he will end his career on an embarassing loss

>>76530593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqvhmQbr2q0

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>>76530425
my dick

>>76530546
>calm down keyboard warrior
its true though you wouldnt be able to a 360 spinning roundhouse in real life so essentially its fake

>>76530602
Khabib is a much bigger draw that Tony and the UFC will promote the hell out of that fight, I think the sales figures will differ a ton

>>76530580
Probably, although Conor and Khabib are some of the best personalities in the UFC it would be great banter pre fight and interesting style clash.

>>76530615

Nate would never get to 145

He is also saying he wants 20 million to fight again, the Diaz brothers are just as done with the sport as Conor desu

>>76530639

>Khabib
>Best personalities
>great banter

Are you thinking of the right person?

Khabib would just be "Shut up. Close mouth. You can't joking about this. This is fight, shut up. You will see."

>>76530639
>Khabib is a much bigger draw that Tony

what are you basing this on?

Eddie wasn't a draw and that did 1.3 mil. His highest was vs Diaz 2 but that had a whole story behind it. I think both Khabib and Tony do around 1.3mil-1.5mil but Tony is more reliable to show up.

>>76530642
Meant 155, typo

Nate made it seems like he's pretty open to the fight if he's paid enough. I Imagine it will be the highest selling ufc ppv ever, should be plenty there
>>76530652
People love Khabib. You notice how hard they were promoting him in the build up to 209? The embeddeds will practically all Khabib

>>76530442
Nah Arvoliskivich is free money as an underdog

>conor isn't going to fight khabib because he's unreliable

Lmao okay

>>76530703
why would you commit to fighting someone who has a long history of pulling out of fights? especially when you have other choices that just as well?

UFC will also be hesitant to put Khabib on high profile spots because of this too.

>>76530703
is it just a meme or does he spend money like a powerball winner?

>>76530675
I think Khabib will be the most popular fighter Conor has ever fought in the UFC

I'm not sure how ppvs work internationally but it has to be worth something.

Also Khabib just has more marketing potential imo

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>>76530731

Kebab needs some sort of "ultimatum" fight.

Put him up against Tony again and if he pulls out for any reason, he's fucking done

I think that'd actually be "fair" at this point

>>76530757
>I'm not sure how ppvs work internationally but it has to be worth something.

they don't, PPV is almost solely a north american concept. In most other countries its free on TV.

Diaz the second time around was more popular than Khabib is now.

>>76530769
yeah I think they should do that, maybe this autumn

>>76530744
I think Conor rents most of his shit honestly

>>76530769
Khabib and Tony should headline UFC 216

>>76530807
he has such a rabid and large fanbase, I find it hard to believe UFC won't monetize that

there's a reason why I gets paid more than double what Tony does

would headbutts lead to more CTE

>>76530843
khabib has the smallest forehead
who has the biggest?

>>76530852
tito

>>76530843

>would smacking people in the head with your own head lead to head injuries

>>76530859
Really made me think

Why does /sp/ hate us? Read this thread.

>>76526610

>>76530859
you never know my man everybodys been thinking that sombodys gotta ask

>>76530731
Or maybe he just doesn't want to defend a belt and he doesn't want to get raped on the ground for 5 rounds in front of the world
>>76530744
No he's a lot smarter with it than people think, he also makes more than people think.

>>76530878
our athletes can beat up their athletes

>>76530878

>one goof hates us
>its the op

Probably a heem poster that made the thread 3bh.

>>76530104
Gilbert Yvel

>>76530926
Oh really? Must be the quality because normally hes a lighter shade of brown

If you were God and creating the next person to be born on Earth, how would you design them so they could be the ultimate meme fighter - not just dominant in their division but popular enough to sell PPVs and milk casuals for every penny they're worth.

What attributes and fighting styles would you give them?

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This Extended Preview got me hyped lads,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQbM8w5rTFw

I bought a new rashguard and was happy but then I try it on and I realise how narrow my shoulders are and how big my nipples are and now I'm sad

>>76530638
What exactly is your argument here?

That moves knock people out kickboxing can't knock people out on street? Have you ever been in actual fight inside ring/cage or are you just talking out off your ass with your?

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>>76530878
>/sp/
scat spammer via proxies
ftfy

>>76531051
>out off your ass with your?
out of your ass*

kek

>>76531051
it wouldnt work because there no threat of falling on the ground and the guy sitting on top of you smacking you in the face

what else reminds is in kickboxing they usually guard up stand in front of eachother and trade shots in turns. Wouldnt work in real life because the gloves are so big they basicly are like a shield

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>>76531009

>>76531086
https://youtu.be/eToXYoH0cjY?t=1m38s

another one at 2:00 in the same video

https://youtu.be/U_o6_IZwoZo?t=40s

https://youtu.be/hqDfFNN080w?t=1m42s


you literally have no clue what you are talking about

>>76531192
this attempt at cherrypicking lmaoo

>>76531240
You are an embarrassment to your country, Holland.

The moves that burst livers and give concussions in kickboxing and mma, don't work in real life for some reason.

It is painfully obvious that you have never competed in mma or any other sport, because your understanding about fighting is so deluded.

>>76531308
I would double leg all of those guys as soon as they got close.

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Finland v Russia who wins?

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>>76530097
>be Pena
>take pride in being known for wrestling and takedowns
>get tapped by a damn kickboxer

Fucking embarrassing

>>76529217
>No trigger discipline
Fucking dropped

/heem/ is slow today. Any of you got any good /blog/? Let's hear it.

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DABBIN WITH THE BOIIIIIIIZZZZZZ

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>>76531789
>being the faggot that makes a trigger discipline comment

Pathetic.

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Does Amanda know that Nina is a can?

>>76531842

r/mma

Does anyone have the tweet of Wonderboy calling that dude an uppity nigger

>>76531842
We are being drowned out by Apehoop

>>76531900
Of course, Amanda loves dominating cans in and out of the ring.

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>>76531990

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>>76532042

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>>76532119
I feel like massa is funnier here

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>>76531842
Yesterday was fucking mayhem for ETH. From $375 to $405 to back down to $305 to back up the $370. Fucking mayhem. Lots of people made big money. I was at my regular job tryna trade on my phone. Accidentally sold once when I meant to sell but other than that I did pretty well at buying the dip.

I also got in an a new altcoin. I always said I've never fuck with anything that isnt ETH or BTC but here I am almost $1000 deep into a new shitcoin called ARK. The idea is you pool your stake with others and draw a dividend. Over 500 of us from /biz/ have pooled over $700k in less than a week. Anyways 1 ARK is less than 1 USD right now. If you only have a few bucks and wanna get into crypto, this is a decent coin to start with.

This is real shit here dudes. Honestly you should cancel fight pass and put that $10 a month into crypto. This is the future.

Dockbro out.

>>76532042
She looks like she'd be smelly.

I've only made out with one persion chick ever and she was only half persian. But she didnt smell or taste bad.

>>76529984
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

>>76528738
>6/17: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia

Who else is on this card? It sounds underwhelming.

>>76532358
Conor-Floyd
Conor-Nate 3
Khabib-Tony
Holly-Ronda 2
Woodley-Wonderboy 3

>>76532242
Is your first name Alberto?

>>76532358
RDA and someone at 170

>>76532418
>and someone
casuals have no hespec

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>>76532418
Tarec is not just "Someone"

>>76532395
I go by Al.

>>76532473
Raging Alberto

>>76532460
>>76532439
fuck off i dont give a shit

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What do you think about Holly vs Correia?

It looks like easy win for Holly, but I'm afraid that the sub-par ground game of Correia might be too much for Holly.

I hope Holly wins, and then she crushes that cunt GDR.

>>76532512
>choosing to live in ignorance
you have my sympathy, anon

>>76530156
RDA's probably there

>>76532530
>What do you think about Holly vs Correia?
WGAF

>>76532532
ignorance of what?

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>>76532551
People who like bundas.

Ranking shitposting per capita by flag:

>1. US
>2. AUS
>3. NL
>4. UK
>5. DE

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Anyone else not able to make a new thread on /sp/? The captcha wont load for me.

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>>76529015
>>76529034
>>76530097
>>76529221
>>76529217
>>76530129
>>76531022
>>76531835

Valentina looks like she's the """""hottest""""" girl in the trailer park that only showers once a week. I don't understand how people are attracted to her.

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GOLDIE AND MAURO SIGN FOR BELLATOR AND WILL BE DOING THE REST OF 2017

THE UFC IS FINISHED

>>76532794
Wow. Good for Bellator. That's a great team.

>>76529034
Whoever is in charge of taking her pictures does a phenomenal job. They look nothing like her.

>>76532768
What's your League rank?

>>76532840
Its called makeup, lad

>>76532794
what a fucking mess
I can't wait

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>>76532530

Despite Holly having the mma IQ of an 8 it's still hers to lose if she stays off the ground and away from the clinch.

Hyped as fuck for it.

>>76532119
thank you

>>76532768
its /heem/ everyone loves 5/10 female fighters that would otherwise be trailer trash

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVLHhNMl7f0/

>tfw had to explain to my casual friend why the black dude was not in the wrong nor "a piece of shit"

>>76532803
Wait do you think it's going to be Mauro and Mike TOGETHER?? lol youre fucking stupid.

Whats up with brainlets not understand how color and play by play commentary work?

Would it be racist if Thompson kept calling Woodley Tyrone?

Could being racist online affect a possible mma future career

>>76532962
3 commentator team. Chael Goldber Mauro. Chael on play-by-play.

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>>76532768
>>76532933
explain my love for Veronica Macedo

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>>76532530

Betche by submission (terror)

Goldberg and Ranallo signed by Bellator

>>76532530
there is no way Holm loses this

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>>76532850
I'm only plat. I don't play that often, mostly when my friends need a Nasus.

>>76532933
True
>Me not realizing obvious answer is obvious.

>>76533006
She's actually attractive.

>>76532994
>chael on play by play

Are you being dumb on purpose?

>>76532584
holm looks like an old lady desu

>>76532989
yeah, if you get signed to one of the big organisations and then the fans find your racist comments online.

>>76533043
No, explain without sounding pissy why Chael isn't good play-by-play commentator.

Who is Ranallo?

>>76533052
her body is pretty great though

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>>76533052
I'd marry her in a second.

>>76533060
A slightly autistic WWE fan with an admittedly solid play-by-play game. He also used to cast PRIDE with Bas. Also, he walked away from the WWE because a bunch of meatheads kept picking on him like they're all still in high school and Vince wouldn't do anything about it.

>>76533056
What if I just did a public apology even though i 100% stand by what I said

>>76533060
casual pls go

>>76533105
So just another Grisham...

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>>76533110
Dana won't let you fight, you goof!

>>76533139
no you fucking moron
jesus christ

Coach says Jose Aldo suffered leg injury prior to UFC 212 fight with Max Holloway

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/6/13/15791668/coach-jose-aldo-suffered-leg-injury-ufc-212-fight-max-holloway

>>76532794
mauro was with wwe?

>>76533158
I dont think dana would give a shit honestly

>>76533079
it really isn't m8

>>76533091
just b urself

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>>76533186
He's from Boston, so of course he won't care.

>>76533186
dana doesn't give a shit about anything, but he'd probably use it against you as leverage/as an excuse to get rid of you if he needed to

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>>76533191
You realize she's 35, right? How should 35 year old woman's body look like in your opinion?

>>76533039
we should play some time and heem some dorks

>>76533205
this women started hating on men so I told her she looked like a monkey in a dress. I didnt even mean it as racist she just looked like a chimp but she pulled the race card

I should probably delete my social media but it has all my stuff

>>76532959
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BVLHhNMl7f0/
why did he turn around and walk away though?

>>76533237
just delete it you idiot

>>76533242
He got hurt bad from the knee and doesn't remember turning around. His body probably forgot where he was

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Looks like someone got home from summer camp!

>>76533261
I'm not pro yet so it doesn't matter, she has screen shots anyway

I dont like women much anymore

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>>76533273
schaub bless brother

>>76533215
I don't even know m8, fact is she really isn't hot

>>76533237
>I didnt even mean it as racist she just looked like a chimp but she pulled the race card
Just say this if it ever gets brought up, you'll be fine for sure

>>76533242
I read somewhere that it was because of a cut.

>>76533270
He looked so composed when he turned around though. He probably doesn't remember, but that's because he got KTFO right after

>>76533237
link the post

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>>76533296
Schaub bless my guy. Love that image.

>>76533297
she's mummy tier. you're a liar if you say you wont

>>76533317
>you're a liar if you say we may have different tastes in women
really tickles the nickels

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What's next for Ilir Latifi? I think a matchup against Corey Anderson or OSP would be good for him.

>>76533317
pretty low standards here but unironically wouldn't
cat is the only approved mommy
and valerie too I guess

not much into mommy porn though desu

>>76533341
he got KTFO by Ryan Bader. he should probably join EFN or ACB or something

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>>76533349
cat is patrician

i miss the mike goldberg era but i'm not sure bellator will do it for me

>>76533349
Cat is probably my 4th fightfu. Carano, Tate, Holm, Zingano.

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>>76533538
>bantamweights

cyborg confirmed for ufc 214 and angela magana probably wasted the last of her savings on a lawyer to sue her for ~2500 dollars. cyber bullying btfo

>>76532794
Holy shit
Still won't make me watch but holy shit

>>76533668
>tf
>tp

>>76533538
>fightfu
literally cringed

i've been watching videos of irish people trying new things on youtube and i unironically like irish /heem/ posters better now. irish people are the salt of the earth

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“These guys are playing checkers,” Holloway said. “I’m out here playing chess. When they figure it out, it’s too late.”

MAX TO INTELLIGENT FOR FIGHT GAME

>>76532794
wow if they didn't sign goldberg i would actually almost watch
he's fucking horrible that's the only reason anyone likes him

>>76533810
>TO INTELLIGENT

Who is YOUR favorite Female UFC strawweight?

>>76533869
its a meme you dip

>>76533869
That's the right use lmao retard

>>76533916
>being so insecure you had to point this out

what's your favorite mma fight of 2012?

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>>76533945
Who's your favorite UFC rostermate over the age of 27?

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>>76533810

His style of losing rounds to win the fight works well with his chin, but once his chin goes he will need to adapt or get btfo repeatedly

I like max tho and Aldo was probably the only time he lost rounds during his win streak

friendly reminder, leave this general if you want to improve your life

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>>76534088
he literally gets shorter every time this is posted

>>76533869
>>76533987
idiot

so what the fuck is a welter

I figure out bantam but welter, what the fuck

>>76534198
Grow up before I bury you. Who is your least favorite middleweight contender?

And once again the autism levels reach a new high in /heem/

What's your second favourite MMA organization?

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>>76534398
who is your favorite female fighter

>>76534398
ufc

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>>76534440
Why?

>>76534440
joanna, u>?

Lee can suck a dick.

Reebok’s New York headquarters recently began pulling UFC Reebok gear off of the shelves. When asked why, it was explained that much of the UFC’s Reebok merchandise was not meeting sales expectations.

>>76534584
we should make it a requirement to own atleast 2 fightkits to be able to post here

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>>76534528

either spergop has hit the terminal phase of autism or someone is doing a brilliant job of parodying him

>>76533529

You aren't watching Bellator NYC?

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F

>>76534393
Why's that?

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>>76534838
PUNISHED JONES

Why are people pretending Mike Goldberg is anything but a mediocre commentator with no knowledge of MMA? He has a good voice and can hype, but he's not a major fucking coup for Bellator. You weirdos are celebrating like they just landed Vin Scully.

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>Pwease Fwoyd pwease fite me pwease i need to be able to rent another lambo to post on insta for my teenage fans pwease change my boom life I dont wanna have to defend my UFC belt against El Cucuy

What did Conor "The Notorious" McGregor mean by this?

>>76534998
>being this bitter
yikes

>>76534980
He's a familiar and comforting voice. Im not some autist that actually hopes for the commentary to be some insightful thing to listen to. Just background noise for the fights. Goldie also always has the best big moment calls

>>76532794
Damn do I really need to start watching Lellator from start to finish now? I only tune in for the meme fights.

>>76532530
Holm lost four rounds of that fight with GDR because she's garbage. She's not going to win a rematch lmao.

>>76535052
I won't be bitter if he defends his belt

>>76534998
I believe the mandrama expression for this is "based Connor working the smarks"