/heem/

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/heem/ bless

>half of heem actually thought Dan Kelly would win

lmao @ ur """"lives""""""

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HUNTS GOT THAT

S T I O P I C

M E N T A L I T Y

>>76485017
You can't help but root for the old guy

I knew Brunson had the ability to easily put him away but I thought Kelly might better utilize his clinch.

>>76485017
Thought and wanted are two different things

>>76485195
>excuses

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>>76485299
lol shut the fuck up man literally no one cares

>>76485476
I care. Buzz off h8r

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>there are people who unironically put money on Ross Pearson

kek
he's looked like shit for years now, and he shouldn't be fighting in the UFC any more

also, if the Aussie who claims to have put money on Hooker winning by KO at the last minute wasn't lying, how much did you make

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What a dumb post. Giant sugar-coated insult. If you're gonna insult someone don't do it half heartedly.

>Travis telling anyone they don't have heart when he called a time-out cause of a sore thumb.

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>people doubted that Hunt was the superior Technical striker

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>>76485476
>If you're gonna insult someone don't do it half heartedly.

would you have preferred it if he had just called Lewis names

>>76485739
Yes

>>76484902
Scientists have isolated the chemical component responsible for spicy finishes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heme

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why do so many people on /heem/ pretend they know how to fight?

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Who is your favorite girl fighter?

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>>76486215
Amanda Nunes

>>76485569
Ross was winning

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>>76485590

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Post Holm booty please

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Should they fight?

Or should Cain wait for the winner of Overeem-Werdum?

>>76486664
Cain's back might be fucked up but he's still leagues above hunt as an all around fighter

He should definitely wait for the winner of Werdum Overeem

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rate my post-training meal

chicken hotpot: grilled chicken marinated with Thai Chili sauce and a bit of ginger, garlic, lime, and a dash of salt. also steamed broccoli and carrots, and diced tomatoes and onions. washing it down with some MUSCLE MILK (jk, just water)

>>76486664
Aye estas usando proxy cabron? El pinche spammer esta utelisando photos con ese mismo nombre? Cuidado Felix!

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>>76486819
too many vegetables, would not eat
i'm sure it's very healthy, though

>>76486908
Why are you impersonating SpergOP

>>76486908
veggies are great if you just give em a chance, anon. throw some tasty and decently healthy sauce on that bitch and it's real easy to eat.

>>76486832

English?

>>76486819
butters

>>76487002
Fucking spammer, drop the proxy dickhead

>>76487072

I'm not the spammer, that's how all images are saved in iphone 7

>>76487058
not sure what that means my friend

>>76487128
ugly/nasty

>>76487163
aww shucks. what don't you like about it?

>>76487201

Not enough chips and mayonnaise.

>tfw all 10 of your picks got goofed
why am i so bad

>>76486163
this is a sports board on a role playing anime website

>>76487319
this guy knows

and nah it just doesn't look too appetising t b h

>>76487503
fair enough pal. i don't feel like shit after eating it though so i'm happy

>>76487172
Seek a psychiatrist

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Holy Shit Schaub curse strikes again.

Piana exposed as racist.

https://youtu.be/2Zz1KsqS6V0
https://youtu.be/ve8jxdAa-q8

Ronda
Piana
Hillary
Travis
JDS

All those who insult my boy will be KO'D by karma. Apologize.

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Am I in the minority who thought that main event was the biggest meme fight of the year? two guys winging bombs and missing non stop, Lewis throwing kicks without setting them up and hunt not punishing his stupid jumps? the only time someone threw a right straight it landed flush, and these guys are supposed to be high level strikers?

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Anyone got this webm but with sound?

posted on /wsg/ or w.e

>>76487722
he's not your boy unless you're his boy, and you will never be his boy. get a life you lonely faggot

>>76487722
>JDS
Will never believe

>>76487781
Nope, it was easily the worst fight of the night, the main card at least.

>>76487781
it was alright. Hunt did well to neutralize Lewis's distance, though a lot of that is Lewis's lack of fight IQ/ring generalship. these sort of fights are never good on rewatch, but they're always exciting live because of the constant presence of a flash KO

the positive is the UFC's meme pushes have all been rekt. Yair, Lewis, Sage, etc. gotta love the fight game. skill will always be exposed.

>>76487817
Get help, loser.

>>76486819
stop eating that fancy stuff start eating steak

>>76488310
steakbro, what's up mate! i'll try to cook one up tonight.

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>>76488374

>>76487831
Old ESPN interview by Brett Okamator

>in this dark dirty strip club Junior sipped on whiskey and smoked cigarettes
>dere is a lut of condenders, but Schaub make me da mad. I beat my wife sometime because of the thoughts. I wish he die.
>I try to line up da fights for valentines day so I don't have to be with her
>I love to drive fast in school zones
>Every fight I try to earn kill of the night bonus

>>76488374
>steakbro
Literally cringing

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>>76488527
>literally
>cringing

fuck off

>>76488750
there's a higher chance of him doing that if you don't give him the attention he craves. same with schaubposter. they're both lonely losers.

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BASED

>>76489052
>rage-filled terminator
>23 years old
>family man
what's not to like?

>>76489048
Lol projecting much little guy?

>>76489052
>>76489121
I didn't like the cut neck thing he did

>>76489179
He's some butthurt schizo fat mega-aspie that's been sperging out every thread the past couple weeks. Must be a friend simulator

>>76489244
fag

>>76489362
roid head dork

>>76485569
He was winning until he got caught. These things happen.

>>76489244
A gesture a fighter made after he knocked a man unconscious was too mean

What a pussy

Give me some good examples of fights with a visible momentum swing somewhat like Conor/Nate 1. Not a single punch changing the fight but more of a prolonged process.

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>he was winning until he lost

>>76489244
fukin pussy

>>76489522
Cub/Choi
Bektic/Elkins
Max/Aldo
Condit/Robbie

let me know if you want more or explanations for why (figured you don't want spoilers)

>>76489458
>A gesture a fighter made after he knocked a man unconscious was too mean
It was before
>>76489597
go outside

>>76489624
Elkins Bektic was a one sided beating that Bektic fucked up by going to the ground repeatedly which gassed him. It went from 30 for Bektic to Elkins winning in a couple of strikes.
Explain your reasoning please

>>76489796
does that not qualify as a momentum swing? Bektic was winning until he gassed, at which point Elkins won out on grappling and striking exchanges, leading to an insane comeback finish

>>76489624
Seen all of them, I'm just super bored and kinda like rewatching fights. Those types of fights are probably the most satisfying for me, when fighter A starts strong and then Fighter B starts slowly taking over.

Aldo/Holloway is probably one of the best examples, at the end of the second round I had a very strong feeling that the fight Max was gonna take the fight despite Aldo looking great prior to that.

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>>76489522
>>76489891
Luciano Azevedo vs Jose Aldo

>>76489898
Hey man congrats on the win last night

>>76489871
Not as a gradual momentum swing

> Not a single punch changing the fight but more of a prolonged process

Bektic was 10-8 all rounds probably until he got caught. He kept making stupid decisions probably from being tired but the momentum shift was almost instantaneous

>>76489898
what is your stance on performance enhancing drugs?

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>>76489891
Jędrzejczyk Gadleha 2, most of that type of fights come down to one fighter gassing hard

>>76489996

he's all natty buddy. he's major against steroids

>>76489973
i'd argue it falls in between an instantaneous and prolonged shift given it wasn't a flash KO but rather the more dominant fighter's gas tank petering

perhaps the anon who requested such fights can give feedback on if this fight falls into his comeback wheelhouse

>>76489973
I can see it both ways. Bektic was visibly gassing although I expected him to be able to ride it out to decision. If it was a 5 round fight then Elkins would probably have won even if he didn't get the finish when he did.

>>76490019
*nods respectfully towards you*

that was a good fight, if only Gadelha went on EPO then she would likely be the champ now.

>>76490019
Does Conor and Dee like JJ?

will Jones/DC II on 214 deliver as magnificently as Jones/DC II on 200 would've? everything about the leadup to that was perfect. the historic significance of the card, the press conferences, Jon on PEDs guaranteeing he would be in peak form, DC being a year younger and healthier, etc.

>>76490170
the banter will be there but there is also a risk of JJ fucking up before the fight and DC missing weight.

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>>76490124
Conor yes, Dee dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QvzUN7UimU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj76dFb3rJQ

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After 212, can Claudia finally beat Joanna? If she can't Joanna, who do you want to see her fight?

>>76490212
She claps and smiles at JJ when she starts winning I think

>>76490236
I want to see Claudia vs Mighty Mouse

>>76490236
If he cardio improves then I think she can, but thats a big if. I doubt she will fight JJ straight away so Tecia Torres seems like the logical step for her.

>>76490212
Dee must at least tolerate her considering she took the initiative to point out to Conor that Joanna was right there in the second clip.

I dunno why Dee has a reputation of being a bitch on /heem/. She seems like a sweet girl. Not a lot of girls would fully financially and emotionally support their NEET boyfriend while they chase an almost impossible dream.

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>>76490236
I'm guessing Andrade, all the wannabe contenders will duck Claudia for their title shot, like Rose is doing, leaving her with only former title challengers brave enough to fight her, as maybe a way of getting a rematch for the title

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>>76490170

It's going to be great and I can't wait to see people react to JJ losing to DC. It's going to be the best thing to happen since Amanda retired Ronda

>>76490356
>Rose

I still don't see how she's getting a title shot. She beat Waterson who is a fucking can.

>>76489052
wtf im the same age as him and i'm nowhere close to starting a family. i feel left behind

console me heem

>>76490320
>I dunno why Dee has a reputation of being a bitch on /heem/.
I didnt realise she did but it's probably because Conor bullies his opponents and shes cool with it. I remember how mad she looked when Aldo won at ufc 200. I don't care who you are, if your boyfriend bullied and then ko'd a fighter in 13 seconds it must be nice to see them come back.


Only thing that pisses me off is how Conor brings his family into the octagon after his fights. It's like a dude just got ko'd and you want all your family to come stand there seems a bit disrespectful to the opponent.

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>>76489451

>>76490579
You are a faggot

>>76490556
I feel you bro
>tfw in my prime years wasting time studying for a job that will be probally taken by the time I finish
might aswell quit and become a wagecuck now

>>76490398
why would you set yourself up for crushing disappointment like that? jones is 3x the athlete fatboy is

>>76490579
i don't mind him bringing in his family because obviously it's a big moment of happiness for all of them but i hated that little gremlin cunt that was at 205 with them. that little ghoul in the glasses. she's conor's niece apparently but she looks fucking 35 and kept screaming all fight. stupid bitch needed to be smacked

>>76490514
To be honest out of all SW contenders only Claudia is not a can.
As to how is Rose getting a title shot - everybody above her already got theirs, Rose looks real good against cans and is one of the chicks with name.
They already had shuffled her above Andrade in the rankings, expect her to slide to number 2 before title fight especially after Kowalkiewicz's last showing

>>76489973
Lol he was noticeably slowing down in the 2nd round, Elkins began stuffing him and reversing position

>>76490514
there's literally no one else to give a titty shot in that division

>>76490644
Do you only post in these threads as an outlet for your psychopathy?

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>>76490579
>no touch ?
>I'll touch you in a second motherfucker

>>76490731
/ELLIE/

>>76490730
yeah my fedora needs to be tipped somewhere
>>76490731
i bet mike's daughter is a dime by now. would marry/10. having the count as your fil would be pretty sweet too. great guy to have a beer or do activities with

>>76490730
i'm definitely not a ''psychopath''' whatever the fuck that means but yes i barely watch the fights lol

>>76485569

Last night was the best Ross Pearson I've seen. Still wasn't good enough though.

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>>76490792

>>76490828
Yup. Ross was coming in at different angles and throwing unorthodox strikes. He was having a lot of success until that perfect knee hit him.

>>76490792
Out of mma podcasts I listen to Bisping's is probably the best, he is very good at holding conversation

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>he bet money on loss pearson

>>76490916
the thought makes me kek

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Looks like Jose Torres might be coming over to UFC.

>>76490961
fansperg I think youre the biggest pleb here

>>76490847
yeah she's definitely gonna grow into a stunner. i think she's only like 15 though so unfortunately it's not meant to be. maybe one of you younger lads can score for the rest of us

>>76490847

Isn't Bisping's son dating some Asian girl? I'm pleasantly surprised. I thought ol' Mike would want to keep the bloodline pure.

>>76490981
>fansperg

what did you mean by this?

>>76491095
>thatonecodyfan
>thatoneroryfan
I unironicly forgot who else you were fanboying

I will call you fansperg from now on

>>76490602
Why so?
>>76490644
Yeah it's pretty fucked up she was screaming kill him and stuff. People can't handle sports let alone at that age. The parents need to teach her hespect

I think Conor has plenty of places he can celebrate outside the octagon so even if it is a big moment for him he should wait

>>76490731
Luke only lost because Mike lied

>>76491046
He's an Anglo/Irish/Polish mutt. What is there to keep pure?

>>76491191
>>thatonecodyfan
>>thatoneroryfan

neither are me

Rory fan is a burger anyway

>>76491191
call him Velcro he sticks to whoever is winning

>>76490961
Dount it, he's been dead 8 years

>>76491238
You sound jealous he boyed cody before you

>thatoneroryfan
He was just called Roryfan newfags

>>76491286
fansperg talking in third person now eh

>>76491341
Sperg op level paranoia, why do you think I am him?

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>>76491286
right

>>76491486
Picking a winner isnt the same as boying someone

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the city of this weeb

>>76491505
Can it, Velcro.

All this time later you guys are still triggered by me, sad. What happened to MMA having a "cool" fanbase. It's just a bunch of fags scared to fight or go outside.

>>76491238
Hows that work when I only like 3 fighters and there all I've ever liked? Idiot. Other than Cody this sport is garbage honestly.

>>76491560
SpergOP is such a moron

>>76491580
literally cringed

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>>76491580
There are at least two Cody fans here bro

>>76491560
So you're upset at me because a kid boyed your favourite fighter and you wanted him just for yourself? That's pretty low even for you chubs

>>76491602
I cringed at u because ur such a bitch

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>>76491650
>>76491653
does tecia deserve a title shot?

>>76491637
Everyones a fan of Cody here, he is the only good fighter right now

>>76491669
why do you have a screen name on 4chan

>>76486259
das racis

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>>76491582
>spergOP

what makes you think that was me
i like anime, but I've never watched K-ON

>>76491658
no, it's obvious that the only person who should be given a title shot in WSW is Rose
Gadelha has lost to Joanna twice, and there are no other fighters who have gone beyond contender status yet

>>76491669
>(IRuleHeem)

Literally cringed.

>>76491695
becuz hes a sperg
>>76491658
sage couldve banged this

>>76491695
Why Are you so threatened by me

>>76491715
>i like anime
of course you, what a fucking weirdo

>>76491723
>becuz hes a sperg
Same question to u pussy
>>76491733
>of
Have*

just imagine

>wmma
>people conversing with an obvious fake codyfan
>talking about anime

lame

WME celeb fight league when

>>76491756
>that name
cringed hard

kinda makes you portion some thoughts when a guy thinks or at least implies he ''rules'' some subsection of a chinese cartoonforum

>>76491814
Rogan vs Snipes
Dana vs Tito
Shaq vs Canseco

>>76491820
>some subsection of a chinese cartoonforum
cringed

>>76485017
After the shitshow Brunson put on against Silva I don't blame them desu

>>76491842
Well thats what it is ya goof

Truth is we lost CodyFan, we'll never get him back. We'll have fakes and tributes but it will never be the same. We lost a gem of our community. Hes with /box/ now

https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/873631499958071296

ok heem I have a couple questions about the weird events last night.

>why did the guy turn away?
>isnt that illegal to wrap around a fight who turned his back?


I dont understand why they would go after the winning fighter if their own guy stop mid fight.

>pls reply to me
kys fansperg

>>76491871
the niger used an illegal move so the dude turned around protesting the ref didnt go in so the nigger took the chance and suckered him

>>76491867
>Well thats what it is ya goof
cringed

>>76491871
He thought the ref stopped the fight for a cut because getting kneed in the head can make you hear things and fuck up your memory.

That wasn't "their own guy". They were fans.

I get that there is a high amount of inbreeding in the netherlands but, that said

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING AUTISIM. Do you realize how fucking disgusting and stupid you sound? And what fight are you even talking about ? I think you revealed a little more about yourself then you should have. I understand the difference between metaphor and literal text why the hell do you make it sound like its some impossible feat? I'm guessing you probably have some difficulty with that.

>>76486163
I am unironically 230 10% bf

>>76490847
I want to see bispings wife in a belly dancers outfit

>>76491915
I thought the only rules are no hitting in the back of the head and groin.
>>76491979
thats the other argument I heard your mind does crazy stuff with head shots.

but thats fucked up from the fans. even the announcer said always protect yourself. Just two weird things.

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1,2,3, TEN drinks tonight

>>76492121
around blacks never relax my man they cheat all the time

jon jones biggest examples uses all the drugs in the world and uses cheat moves like eyepokes

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>coming off a loss
>wants a the winner of Nunes v. Shevchenko

What does Juliana Pena mean by this?

>>76492177
wgaf

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>>76492125
I'm not gonna lie

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>>76492157
>moves like eyepokes
Is Gus black?

I can't blame Lewis for retiring. He can get a six figure salary just doing private security for a fraction of the work and stress to his body.

>>76492204
>literally seething
spammer confirmed mandrama nerd

>>76492204

>actually serving bans

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Alistair "The Demolition Man" Overeem

>>76492246
uh oh you triggered dutchcuck now he's spamming

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Who /betche/ here

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>Brock Lesnar rules

Stay in your containment board bro.

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Schaub is indeed God.

For sure stop spamming porn.

fags

y'all fags

fags.

YOU'RE ALL FAGS

>people still fall for the your mother will die in her sleep thing

I hope all of you epic raiders get banned.

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>>76492558
Why do you do it? Why do yo spam us then?

>>76492558
what's your purpose in life

>>76492558
Why is the photo flipped?

fags
there i did it

>>76492592
to bypass filters probably

>>76492423
Is Schaub a bad matchup for Brock?

>>76492606
I think so. Brock wants no business with Schaub on the ground. Brock would get outboxed to a 29-28 decision or get subbed.

why is Werdum the underdog?

>>76492647
Their 2nd fight was an embarrassment to MMA and Werdum had nothing for him.

Imagine being Ross Pearson's wife

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>>76492798
I'm far too busy imagining being Arnold

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So beautiful

>>76481109
First one is mine and I'm not the spammer. I appreciate somebody taking my picks though, the new predictiongoof wouldn't.

>>76492925
Hey bro, it wasn't cool. If I'm not included this week you'll be hearing about it more. Why should I be punished for the spammer copying me?

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>implying you wouldn't

WE
ARE
LIVE

https://youtu.be/4WmzReYt7Hc
https://youtu.be/4WmzReYt7Hc

>>76493100
Eugene seems like a cool guy but I never got the concept of this show.

>>76493041
DUDE
ELK
LMAO

>>76492025
where's your tripcode, faker?

>>76493310
A unique and funny view on the world of mixed martial arts.

>>76493379
thats what I said

>>76493402
I prefer Care/Don't Care because Eugene keeps him from rambling on about weird shit too much but he still gets to drop in a couple of anecdotes.

>>76493041
That shit is seriously undercooked.

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>>76493100
I'm starting to like this guy

>>76490730
kek'd

>>76493432
Spotted the faggot that has never eaten Elk

>>76493428
You might like If I Did It also, kid Nate and alexei tone him down a bit but the show isn't strictly about mma. They also deal with kerfuffles from the entertainment and political world.

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Here's that translator webm that the Canadian anon was thirsting for

>>76493432
not really desu m8

>>76493461
>They also deal with kerfuffles from the entertainment and political world.

its

>From the MMA world and beyond *weird hand gesture*

>>76493475
Cutelaba is based af

Cutelaba is heems new hot thing now Derrick is done

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You now remember Women's Featherweight.

>>76493041
>eating eggs
fucking disgusting, most pleb food

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So who do you think UFC will try to throw at him next to make him retire?

>>76493756
Cain definitely.

>>76493633
fuck off Velcro

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>>76493756

>>76493756
He wants a rematch with JDS, I see no reason not to give it to him

>>76493815

Mark is no Stipe, but that JDS fight made him look like a shadow of a man..

>tfw people think I'm ThatOneCodyFan

should I take that as a compliment?

>>76493837
I think he broke his foot in that match and with how JDS has looked, I think it's a winnable match for Hunto.

>>76490594
Take your obsession with board personalities elsewhere you lonely mongoloid.

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Floyd?

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Post your boys.

Primary boys:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Misha Cirkunov

Tertiary boys:

>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Demian Maia

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Jared Gordon
>Gavin Tucker

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>he's already back

>>76493991

Primary boy:
>Jason Knight

Secondary boys:
>Mike Perry
>Stipe Miocic

Tertiary boys:
>Demian Maia
>Jorge Masvidal
>Lando Vannata

Prospective boys:
>Chase Sherman
>Ion Cutulaba

Those are just the ones I can think off the top of my head.

What fights are must watch from last nights show?

>>76494247

You can watch about 2/3 of the main card fights in the time it would normally take you to watch one fight. I'd recommend watching all the main card fights. Prelims weren't great, but the Fight Pass prelim was enjoyable if you like bloodthirsty Korean teenage girls.

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>the main event is wmma

every schaub image is off topic and is reported

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What will be the big GADOOSH?

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>>76494355
He's an MMA fighter though and an important MMA analyst.

>>76494359
Floyd.

I think I'm going to go to UFC Fight week this year. I can get airfare and hotel in Vegas for about $400, and can watch two UFC cards. Anyone else going?

>>76494359
Duffy rematch

>>76494397
imagine being this broke
fucking low income loser

>>76494444
chill

>>76494359
Lithcuck rematch

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>>76494235
Good taste overall, though I'm not a fan of Masvidal
I would probably like Lando and Perry more if there hadn't been waves of /heem/ers jumping onto their bandwagons when they were building hype

>>76494247
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Damien_Brown_vs_Vinc_Pichel_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_110_Replay/10180555
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Ion_Cutelaba_vs_Henrique_Da_Silva_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_110_Replay/10180543
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Tim_Elliot_vs_Ben_Nguyen_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_110_Replay/10180542
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Derek_Brunson_vs_Daniel_Kelly_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_110_Replay/10180545
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Dan_Hooker_vs_Ross_Pearson_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_110_Replay/10180544

The first four are first round finishes, and the fifth is a second round finish.

>>76493623
it's not pleb if you have your own chickens and they know you love them

https://www.instagram.com/p/BU5HZQpBNt8/?taken-by=joerogan

>niggerpad talking about bandwagoning

howling

youre like a 12 year old when it comes to bandwagoning you fucking zilch i hate you so much

>>76494678
Eggs are nasty no matter what, they smell like farts

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>>76494731
STOP SAYING TECHNICAL RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING SPERG I HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76494637
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>>76494690
>>76494731
>this fucking hopeless zero again

>>76493756
>>76493763
if Hunt beats sea level Cain then he is truly the GOAT HW

>>76494803
loser

you still LITERALLY have no definition of what technical means to you you towelheaded nothing

>>76494830
shut the fuck up i make more than lumpnigger and that retard brit who bet on aldo by submission combined

Primary Boy:
>Demetrious Johnson

Secondary Boys:
>Dillashaw
>Joanna

Tertiary Boys:
>Frankie Edgar
>Demian Maia
>Mike Perry

Prospective Boys:
>Gavin Tucker
>Francis Ngannou

>>76493991
Your not allowed that many boys

>>76494878
what's your address? how many guns and other weapons do you own? i literally don't give a fuck you white race traitor blithering idiot zilch asdlifubasdpfuioainae;wfionawe;fionaw'

who the hell even likes fighters what are you 12 i like fights especially when i imagine its me beating niggerpad into a bloody pulp

>>76493991
Primary boys:
Kevin Lee

Secondary boys:

Tertiary boys:

Prospective boys:

post the hunto heem

>>76494945
at least youre funnier than dipnigger

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based Hunto

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It is only through friend simulation on /heem/ that I can bear the shame of being a 26 year old virgin.

Anyone else feel this way?

>>76494444
What do you mean "being this broke?"

I'm going to let you in on a Vegas secret: the little hotels on the strip (Travelodge, Best Value Inn) are better places to stay than the MGM Grand, Caesar's Palace, or even the Wynn. Your hotel room is pretty much just a place to sleep, no need to go fancy. You can get from your room and on to the strip in about 3 minutes from one of the cheap places. If you're staying at the MGM Grand, you can have an endless goddamn walk from your hotel room to actually get on to the strip because the casinos are so fucking big.

>>76495097
It's so nice how Santos team went over to him, Aldos coach seems like such a cold person

>>76495169
4 lines to let me know you're woefully poor
the city of your life
enjoy your 9-5
...and then your 6-10
you fucking nobody

>>76494397
its an outside event fuck no

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(Active Fighters)

Primary boys:
>Frankie Edgar
>Anderson Silva

Secondary boys:
>Shogun Rua
>Demian Maia
>Chris Weidman
>BJ Penn

Tertiary boys:
>TJ Dillashaw
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Beneil Dariush

Prospective boys:
>Doo Hoo Choi
>Colby Covington

>>76495190
I don't have the gif, but its funny to see Aldo's head coach give that little smirk after he gets heemed by Conor.

>>76495169
Also a few other Vegas tips:

The pinball hall of fame is really fun
Bally's Sterling Brunch is worth it
The MGM Grand Buffet is not good.
There's an all you can eat Korean BBQ place on the strip that's excellent.
Visiting any sportsbook during the day before it gets crowded is a great place to watch some degenerates
Sitting down with a bunch of Mandarin speaking Asians for baccarat is guaranteed to anger them and lead to big laughs

>>76495312
Is Vegas a good place for hookers?

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, right?

>>76493991
Primary boys:
>Dustin
>Jorge
>Tony
>Gegard

Secondary boys:
>Brian Ortega
>Tim means
>Hector Lombard
>Colby
>Maryna Moroz
>Mirsad Bektic

Tertiary boys:
Idk I like every fighter so I guess everyone that is not above


Why dont you like Masvidal?

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>Implying

>>76494359
special ireland bud light cans

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>>76495238
>Still implying

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>>76495388
>>76495441
Assuming this is real, just think about how sad it is to be posting your accounts on an anonymous board to impress someone...

>>76495276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx-c2sIlOew
why didnt he seem to care?

>>76495362
No clue. Plenty of dudes hand out cards for hookers, but I feel like there's a good chance of getting scammed. Prostitution isn't legal in Vegas itself, I think you have to go outside of it for the legal prostitutes.

>>76495388
>>76495441
you should stream the ppv's for us you fuckin zilch

>>76495492
That's what manlets do. They compensate.

>>76495388
>>76495441

do you have any dock connections in the UK?

>>76495492
>Implying you aren't mad jealous even though the amounts aren't that big

I work in the private client services practice at a CPA firm and regularly see kids worth 8 figure trust funds.

>>76495558
What the fuck is a dock connection?

can somebody post the webm of chan-mi joen doing her war cry?

>>76495640
get me a job at the docks pls, i want to be able to shitpost and earn decent money

>>76495640
Go look up docking on the urbandictionary and it will make more sense.

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>>76495700
>Go look up docking on the urbandictionary
holy shit i gotta try that

>>76495581
I don't have a big trust or anything, but I'm spoiled enough by my parents that it would be downright pathetic for me to be envious of a rich kid's trust fund.

just imagine not earning your own 8 figures

>>76495953
I bet that's easy for you.

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>>76495047

Finally got frames for these this past Thursday.

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>caring about somebody else's wealth when you have the ability to permaheem them

my life consists of videogames, shitposting and training.

>>76495696
Seeing Jeon fight makes me want a qt pi fit gook gf.

Good thing I'm a white guy in Hongcouver :)

Bispings daughter.

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Just caught up on the event, had a total "wait who" moment when this shot came up

>>76496087
a good life

>>76495097
Just get a Hooker anon

Rubmaps is your friend

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>>76496077
>being so jealous that you resort to imagining yourself murdering someone

Please tell us more about how not angry you are.

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>>76495368
He seems to me like he thinks a lot more highly of himself than he lets on
It also annoys me that he has rabid fans that don't acknowledge the fact that he was weaknesses, constantly talking about how he's the best counterstriker/boxer in MMA and how he's gotten robbed in every split decision he's ever lost

>>76496077
anyone can permaheem anyone else if they know how to use a gun

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>>76496225
>muh gun

>>76495388
Gib monies pls

https://twitter.com/AbernTerry

https://twitter.com/LfcAlonso

https://twitter.com/awSnapTheKrap

https://twitter.com/gleneire

https://twitter.com/PKMSceptile

https://twitter.com/Bkrau5

https://twitter.com/Krazy_Gemini_80
Sometimes when I get bored I like to go through Conors past opponents twitter and look at the people talking shit, you expect it to be kids but it never is