>7m for some inexperienced left back
Have Stöger and Schmadtke lost their mind or is this the next step on Köln's path to the CL?
R i s k y
Is he timo horns brother?
is the left dude peter stögers son?
Odd number for a goalie
so where will Hector go?
>>76460202
No
Oh oh... Customers wont like this.
>>76460260
chelsea
Is he Audrey Horne's brother?
>>76460270
now that's some bullshit
Dolberg in for Yussuf
>>76460262
i actually knew that
3-1 Dolberg
>>76460317
yes
1-1
>>76460142
is this /granate/?
its coming home lads
2-1
>the city of England
>the city of england
ahhahahahhahahahha
>england
Hehe
not gonna watch
>>76461634
yes
too many kanaken on the team tbqhwy
>>76462228
No thanks.
>>76462228
even löw himself could play striker and we would win 5-0
>>76462233
I agree
>>76462323
>inb4 san marino scores in the 3rd minute
>>76460142
Memeing aside, 7mil is the new 2mil thanks to brits and chinese.
>>76460260
Will most likely stay at Cologne.
>>76462233
I disagree
>San Memeno
>can't even beat an E-Team
LMOA
Pathetic losers
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SuPER!!!! ENDLICH 2 ZWEI TORRREEE!!!! JAAAAAAAA!!!!!
hmmmm....
>„Pep Guardiola legte mehr Wert auf Ballbesitz und Spielkontrolle. Die Bundesliga war schon immer ein Wettbewerb der Kraft, Power und Tore“, sagte Thiago gegenüber der „Marca“. „Er veränderte generell das Konzept des deutschen Fußballs, und sie fanden eine Harmonie, die sie dazu brachte, Weltmeister zu werden.“
rly activates my almonds
>>76463580
What are the chances that they had some hard and sweaty sechs?
>>76463634
zero
>>76463634
sechs/zehn
okay
>>76463555
That's an Abstiegskandidat
Sandro Wagner is the first ever player to score a goal for germany.
That was a great speedway grand prix. Now to find a film to watch I guess.
I know it's obvious but funny to see the shot of the stadium in Czech Rep from above and see that it's dark there while it's still light as day here
>>76463555
>Marcel "keiner ist schneller als Heller" Heller doesn't get his contract extended
Wasn't he one of their most important players 2 seasons ago?
yes very funny denmark
haha
>>76463905
i have Life.2017.WEB-DL.1080p.mkv in the cue
haha indeed
haha
>>76463945
I'm thinking 'La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc' by Dreyer
>>76463942
>>76463959
Yes
>>76463988
checked
>tfw no denmark gf
the match thread sucks dick desu
and you figured that out on your own?
>>>/biz/2377187
this post made me chuckle
>people pay 50+€ to see germany steamroll San Marino
I don't get this kind of behaviour desu.
>>76464171
why?
>>76464146
yes. I thought that I might give it a try, but it's just the usual /bintpol/ matchday posting
>>76464205
theres a guy asking for advice and where people get their informations from. what their research looks like.
then a guy responds with that post
>>76464066
you dont even speak danish so whats the point
tfw the only bundesliga business and finance regular
>>76464066
checked
>>76460260
Liverpool
>>76464233
meh. But maybe it'S just because I already saw the pic a few times before.
>>76464283
yes
>>76464283
its also funny because the guy in the picture listens to two people simultaneously on the phone, doing no research or anything, just listening to two people blabbering into his ears.
- he wont understand half of it
- its basically business and finance on the phone (several people telling you what to do)
the guy on the telephone will act from what two people told him over the phone.
-> no research
>german humour
just had a déjà vú
>>76464336
at last I truly see
the match thread went form bad to worse
/biz/ is suprisingly fast. But I only lurk there 2 times a year.
>>76464336
And the look on his face is priceless
>>76464485
>/biz/ is suprisingly fast
it took up some pace in the last couple of months. i remember seeing 1 post a minute on the entire board. money attracts people
>>76464504
exactly
ITT salty af self-hating Germans. This community is fucking dreadful and you should be fucking ashamed of yourselves. This community that supposedly boasts the most tolerant and progressive people. A community, in which you're supposedly allowed to be whatever you wish. And in reality? It's just a bunch of sore losers who talk shit behind everyone's backs. Are you seriously so fucking triggered that a bunch of way more qualified judges than you will ever in your life be actually chose EPL over the others?
Get a fucking life. Or much rather, end what little is left of it. You'll do everyone a favor.
>>76464529
>talent transfering to ManU
RipIP
huh?
goal.
I'm trying out what I think could be a new pasta. Found it on some micronesian nature preservation forum.
oh okay cool
why does the turk waste the freekicks
>tfw no transfermarkt gf
>tfw no gfmarkt transfer
one more goal
>tfw no transgf markt
>tfw no gf who pretends to like football just for the sake of being popular with the boys
>>76464924
so
>tfw no gf
?
That would annoy me, Tobi Hannes
anyone going to bergkirchweih in erlangen after this?
>>76464958
me
Is Sandro the best Wagner since Richard?
>>76464969
prove it
>>76464993
For me it's Wagner Pizza
>>76465002
no
how do i watch RTL on pc
illegal streams
https://www.hoerzu.de/tv-programm/
almost every channel offers live streaming but many do so in different forms. channels like tele5 or n24 can be watched without restriction. the prosiebensat1 group has their own portal where you can register for free and rtl has something similar.
>>76465323
the more you know
anything on tv?
>>76466447
I'm watching a anime
>animemark
huh? when did that happen?
Meh, not my thing. I'll turn on the 24/7 Seinfeld stream.
>>76466508
Hmm it never did, but couldn't find anything I wanted to watch and I've always wanted to try a anime so I found a list of the best and chose one. It's really good.
>>76466526
Very good
>>76466577
which one?
>>76466964
My Neighbour Totoro
>>76467247
yes, good one
>>76467247
Thoughts on >>76466991 ?
>>76467408
No surprise at all.
Still doubt anything will happen with the current abuse in football barring some massive fuck-up somewhere.
The whole massive doping scandals only happened in cycling because a mechanic's car was searched at customs. Football clubs can hise it all behind their walls and the powers that be have no incentive to uncover anything.
Still nice to see some stories come out now and again.
good night
>>76468135
this is you denmark isnt it?
okay
>>76467247
basically everything by ghibli is pretty good also the classics like akira and evangelion. other than that I really liked cowboy bebop
>le small heda man married
>>76470649
looks like forrest gump desu
ok I figured out how to export pdf images in acrobat
>schalke
stop
ughhhhhhhhhhhh
>kult kloppo will get 50 soon
hammer time
>you will never be Zeljko Buvac and have hot after match knutschi with the kult kloppo after a match
why even live?
>>76471354
>Nationalmannschaft
huh
drinking beer and eating strawberries right now
>>76471594
okay
Who else /hyped/ here?
Who will be the /Granate/?
Wagner? Brandt?
time to clean the laptop fan and replace the toothpaste
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning
Buyern missed signing the following GRANATEN:
- Özil
- Draxler
- de Bruyne
- Sane
Discuss.
>>76475550
>biofraß geschenkkorb
Tuchel sent him this, right?
GRANATEN ALARM
Marco Veratti wants to leave PSG
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>biofraß
t. fatty
>>76475325
good morning anon-sama~
back from cleaning by the way. now preparing everything to format c and install a fresh windows
>>76475640
>fruits
>no protein
>nobody will ever slice that pineapple for him
shig. the guy should be snacking on eggs, cottage cheese, nuts and fish while lying in hospital
>>76471401
>"kicte"
biggest German newspaper, folks
>>76475771
++++SAUCE?++++SAUCE?++++
This could be HUGE
>Es ist mein großes Ziel, IM NEUEN JAHR topfit zu sein, um IN DER ENTSCHEIDENDEN PHASE DER KOMMENDEN SAISON wieder voll eingreifen zu können.
W-what exactly did Reus mean by this?
+++BREAKING+++
Sanchez to City is FAKE NEWS!
He prefers a Bayern move.
Together with Veratti, we would talk about Granaten
Apologize.
>>76476025
that's he'll be getting injured just in time for next year's world cup
>>76476011
L'Equipe says he told the new sporting director that he wants to leave.
https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Article/Marco-verratti-veut-quitter-le-psg/809412
>>76476045
Probably to Barcelona or Juventus. Why would he go to the Bundesliga?
>>76476051
Don't see it either, there's small chance he's to Ancelotti what Thiago was to Pep.
Is this /bundes/?
>ywn be invited to /bundes/
------------------------neuer---------------------------
------hummels------boateng------martinez----
---bernat--------------------------------------alaba-
----------------martinez-----kimmich--------------
----ribéry----------------thiago-----------robben--
--------sanchez---------lewandowski-----müller
>>76476072
Looks like the beginning of some gangbang
>>76476072
nice fitting pants. good jeans. needs more body fat. nice shoes
>>76476074
KIEV 2018
who will replace philipp lahm? whos going to play right back for bayern? surely rafinha wont replace him?
>>76476087
so you're saying I have a chance?
hello is this the /bundes/
im /bundes/
>>76476114
yes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GRANATENALARAM
http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/gnabry-zu-bayern-52136156.bild.html
>>76476099
Kimmich replaces Lahm. Rudy can play right back as well.
>>76476201
Meh. Not a big fan of this but for 8 million we might as well get him.
>>76476201
Rudy, Süle, Gnabry... just give them the CL title already
>>76476218
thanks
they could get Rode back
>>76476201
>>76476218
this means douglas costa is gone
>>76476242
No surprise there,Costa had a great first half season but since then he's played like shit to the point that Gnabry is probably a better back up than him already.
Coman is much the same in that his performances dropped but at least he is young,Costa'll probably go play in China now.
>>76476242
a great loss
Ich finde das Granatenmeme eigentlich ganz knorke.
>tfw can't mobilepost anymore
I always get the ISP ban message, fucking what
GNABRY IS THE /GRANATE/
BUYERN CUSTOMERS SEETHING
https://fcbayern.com/de/news/2017/06/presseerklarung-fc-bayern-munchen-verpflichtet-serge-gnabry?shortURL=Gnabry
kek
>>76476201
>falling for the Gnabry elaborate joke
the absolute state of this league
>>76476201
didn't or wasn't Bayern supposed to pay his fee from Arse in the first place?
well at least they are just ruining Gnabry and not an actually promising German talent this time.
>>76476378
https://fcbayern.com/de/news/2017/06/presseerklarung-fc-bayern-munchen-verpflichtet-serge-gnabry?shortURL=GRANATE
Fixed the URL
>>76476414
lachi
>>76476378
>mit der deutschen Olympia-Mannschaft gewann er 2016 in Brasilien die Silbermedaille und war mit sechs Treffern bester Torschütze des Turniers
>süle
>rudy
>gnabry
what are they doing
>>76476531
Splittergranate la, the league is ours
Gnabry was benched at fucking Werder near the end of last season. What makes this idiot think he's gonna play for Buyern?
>>76476531
>what are they doing
classic Würstchen Uli league sabotage, none of them will get more than 500 minutes of play time.
https://twitter.com/SergeGnabry/status/190155581590487042
>>76476542
hes a young race mixed guy
>>76476531
Trying to make Bayern german again.
>>76476551
Omg. *GesichtmitFreudentränen*
>>76476550
niklas süle should have gone to an english premier league club
sebastian rudy will be another sebastian rode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuf75vMNi3E
>>76476531
Süle is great,Rudy is free and can play multiple postions where we have shortages and Gnabry is at least cheap. But yeah,i hope we're not regressing to only buying german players anymore.
Personally i hope for Tolisso and one of Sanchez/Lemar. Then i'd be content with the transfer period.
Pathetic
thank you Uli
Probably got some agent fee on a Swiss bank account once again
The transfer is a gift that keeps giving.
>we
>>76476598
>Schade!
/our guy/
>>76476601
yeah
too bad we have martínez, hummels and boateng. and to some extent kimmich. with süle we have four world class centre backs who all need to play
Is the transfer window and the latter stages of the CL the only time period where it's somewhat exciting to be a buyern fan?
Is anybody going to save Brandt this window
>>76476598
Translation senpai
>>76476643
yes
and whenever we havent won yet and time is running out
>>76476643
>transfer window
>exciting for a buyern fan
well obviously not
>>76476631
Martinez and Boateng are really injury prone,so Süle is going to get his chances. I'm not worried about him in the least unless Ancelotti pulls some really stupid shit like he did with Sanches and Kimmich last season.
>>76476646
https://www.transfermarkt.de/low-und-werner-verurteilen-pfiffe-bdquo-nur-weil-ich-bei-rb-spiele-ldquo-/view/news/277408
use the google translator
>>76476643
Don't worry, these transfers will make the CL group stage interesting again.
>>76476669
how come?
goodbye
>>76476645
Uli will sign him once his contract has one year left.
>>76476715
he doesnt suit any team
>>76476671
funny picture
>>76476679
yes, fantastic
>>76476717
bye
>>76476717
meltdown
https://www.transfermarkt.de/fc-bayern-munchen/detail/forum/10
>>76476679
>unless Ancelotti pulls some really stupid shit like he did with Sanches and Kimmich last season.
He isn't really famous for giving young players a chance and why would he change his ways after the summer break?
>>76476775
yes goodbye for real this time
goodbye
>>76476760
>funny picture
>>76476810
why?
>>76476693
Doesn't work on pictures
Götze statt Neymar
Gnabry statt Sanchez
Und wieder einmal ein Schritt weiter weg vom Henkelpott... Wir werden nie die großen Namen holen
Langsam die Schnauze voll. Wo sind die Stars die uns versprochen wurden. Statt dessen holt man Spieler die vielleicht die zweite Mannschaft verstärken würden. Süle, Rudy und Gnarby statt Alexis, Walker oder ein Isco. FC Bayern Deutschland aka. Uli Hoeneß Prodoction ist out..
Mal abwarten wie lange Boateng, Neuer, Lewandowski, Thiago noch Bock haben für Bayern zu spielen wenn ihnen weiter solche Spieler vor die Nase gesetzt werden.
Fehlen nur noch Sandro Wagner und Julian Brandt
>>76476810
thats not funny and it has also been posted too often over the course of the last two years
this >>76476671 however
>>76476816
why not
~
KOAN GNABRY
>>76476861
Oh wow I had literally just typed that exact message up when it refreshed and I saw yours
>wake up after a comfy night watching kino
>20 days since Uli announced GRANATE
>Serge fucking Gnabry is the GRANATE
REFUNDS REFUNDS REFUNDS
>>76476819
>Sandro Wagner und Julian Brandt
waiting for the call.......
>>76476819
Copypasta from transfermarkt?
>>76476878
>>76476869
what kino did you watch
>>76476861
that went wel lthe last time
>>76476903
That's what I'm hoping.
Maybe I can channel my autism onto Gnabry and he will perform like Neuer.
>>76476900
Silence
Uli Hoeneß stark Der überbewerteste Club boss Europas.
Haha Gnabry. Plattenhardt wird immer wahrscheinlicher.
>>76476914
Neuer showed out of this world CL performances, Gnabry warmed the bench at Bremen
SANDRO WAGNER FUSSBALLGOTT
>>76476932
>>76476932
Plattenhardt ist eine lebende Legende.
>>76476922
shit film
inb4 Süle/Rudy/Gnabry/Brandt/Wagner/Plattenhardt
>>76476957
Bayern did want to have nore NT players.
Maybe someone should have told them that the actual team is a C-Team
>>76476957
>no Broich
>>76476957
We should get Heinrichs as well
>>76460142
Is this /bundes/? I nEED TO KNOW!!!
>goalkeeper already called Horn
>sign a defender by the name of Horn
>/sp/ does not realize mighty Kölle (dt. "Köln") tries to get a team full of Horns
>>76476973
Its really strange. It feels like Bayern dont understand their own success. The Bundes has changed in the last 3 years.
Bayern used to get players from other teams like Mandzukic for 13 Million Euro. Or Dante for 5 Million.
Those players won the CL with Bayern after a weak year for the Spanish teams (MUH HEYNCKES).
Now somehow they think they can repeat that with fucking Süle who can even defend against Denmark?
Obviously Im biased, but Im glad Bayern is self-destructing right now. Incapable of change. Still want to keep poaching 1 year-contract-players for free, still want to have NT players, still want to buy out rival teams like Hoffenheim.
KOANE GRANATE
>>76477037
mm goats only have two horns not eleven
>>76477050
>be Cologne
>celebrate being literal goats
>getting raped by sandniggers and their mayor telling them it was their own fault
What did they mean by this?
danger pohjanpalo ja luke hradecky going where?????
gief inside german info lederhosen
>>76477126
no
i wont watch your league
It's looking more and more like the most important granate Bayern missed out on this season was Eberl.
>>76477151
b-but they play in bundes...
luke > manuel
>/r/soccer praises the Buyern signings
How can """people""" be this retarded?
>>76477156
At this point your average Kevin on FIFA could do better signings.
>>76476819
>actually getting back Wagner
wud b unreal memery
is Lell still playing?
could be the next granate
>>76477638
Laut Uli Köhler ist nun kein größerer Transfer mehr geplant diesen Sommer.
Gnabry is literally the Granate
>>76477671
did le smug guru kill BVB?
>>76477710
Tolisso?
>>76477710
>Uli Köhler
unironically who
Rolex-Kalle on suicide watch because Uli "it's always 2002 in Bavaria" Hoeneß is back from prison and about to sign Jan Schlaudraff and Marcell Jansen when Kalle so desperately tried to turn Bayern into a non provincial club to look good in front of his cool friends.
>>76477710
>Uli Köhler
sniffed his brain away
how does he do it
Kalle-Sammer now that was a power couple
>>76477710
This is our year lads.
>>76477557
>How can """people""" be this retarded?
Delusion. I personally rate Costa/Coman, but they get 0 trust/play time and then are called flops? (even though Bayern literally just bought Coman for 20 million after the loan ended)
Somehow Gnarby will be better than Costa/Coman and get playtime, even though the 2 others didnt?
0 fucking sense.
>have Sanches
>buy Tolisso
>buy Rudy
Thanks Uli.
>>76477712
http://sportbild.bild.de/bundesliga/vereine/borussia-dortmund/krach-beim-bvb-stars-lehnten-tuchel-guru-ab-51053842.sport.html
Didn't know Tuchel did Klinsmann-like Buddha shit at the club. Glad he's gone.
>>76477771
deutschemarks
Was Gnabry the /Granate/?
>>76477785
>Glad he's gone.
Im not glad hes gone, because despite the /sp/ memes, Tuchel was very good. That being said, Im glad the situation was resolved so quickly.
>Club>Coach>Player
>Tasci
>>76477757
Kalle should have made him Ehrenpräsident like they did with Beckenbauer so he couldn't damage the club.
>>76477853
Probably the /Blindgänger/.
Özil is the real GRANATE, he's gonna be so lethal you won't even see him coming
>>76477865
Very good indeed.
would red bull actually let forsberg go
>>76477938
I dont remember Leipzig winning the Pokal.
>>76478081
Theyre not allowing a single player to leave. They dont need the money. They have a sugar daddy.
>>76478130
I remember Leipzig finishing ahead of Dortmund in the league.
>>76478081
Keita, Forsberg and Werner are going to stay over the summer, unless someone throws obscene amounts of cash at Leipzig (probably 70mil+).
>>76476891
yes :^)
>>76478165
>>76478156
that's what i thought
>>76478165
And?
>>76478225
What, and.
>>76478252
Exactly. No argument.
>>76478360
torino
new gardener will be the granate
you heard it here first
>>76478384
Loddar?
>Wie das französischsprachige Wochenmagazin „Jeune Afrique“ meldet, steht Innenverteidiger Florentin Pogba beim Ligue 1-Klub AS Saint-Étienne vor dem Absprung. Heißeste Kandidaten auf eine Verpflichtung des 26-jährigen Bruders vom weltweiten Rekord-Transfer Paul Pogba (Manchester United) seien demnach der englische Erstligist FC Everton sowie der Bundesliga-Zweite RB Leipzig.
>Bayern supposedly had a 55m bid for Verrati rejected
>Barca rumored to be offering 100m for him now
Is this the year where Bayern get seriously btfo by other big clubs in the transfermarket for being cheapskating jews?
>>76478439
kek, I hope >we get a nice sum for him. he's really not great at all.
yes I support saint-étienne.
>>76478484
financial fairplay is a joke anyway
>>76478484
It already happened.
>Get rejected by Sanchez, despite offering a higher salary
>Get rejected by Everton, Chelsea offered more for Lukaku
>Get rejected by PSG, 55 million for Verrati not enough
>Get rejected by Inter, 50 million for Perisic not enough
Its over.
>>76478552
>despite offering a higher salary
than who?
>>76478648
City.
>>76478671
it's physically possible to offer more money than city?
>>76478777
City offered him 300,000 pounds per week.
Bayern offered him 350,000 5 days ago.
It is obviously possible that City upped their offer again, but there has been no news other than "Chilenean journalist travelling with the team to Russia claims that Sanchez wants to stay in the EPL".
>Buyern could have had De Bruyne and Kroos
Kroos wanted to stay and De Bruyne was willing to join them as well
Now they have Renata Sanches and gnabry
>>76478883
>>76478883
>tfw Bayern didnt want to pay Kroos the same salary as Müller so they sold him to Real for peanuts
FUGLSANG WINS CRITÉRIUM DU DAUPHINÉ
ugh didn't find this thread so i made
>>76478595
thanks for telling me
how do you say you're welcome in deutsch
>>76479153
Gern geschehen.
Bitte schön.
Gerne.
i think "kein problem!" or "gern (geschehen)!" would be sufficient
>>76479153
Zusammenprall.
Aufschrei.
are there some sites like transfermarkt or kicker in english with an focus on epl and la liga? i know both sites have an english version but they're ass.
>>76479277
goal.com and the Guardian sport section.
>>76479306
goal.com looks like what i was searching for. thanks.
why did gnabry not go to hoffenheim? does he just not give a fuck about his career anymore?
>>76479498
Apparently Bayern could pull an exit clause, so no choice. Plus Im sure Bayern pays better than Hoffenheim. Its only a 3 year contract.
>>76479277
are you talking about the discussion section? so like forums?
any good film recommendation?
>>76479841
Whats your taste?
>>76479841
Schweizer Taschenmann
>>76479872
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>76479841
Il Divo
>>76479913
Then watch "Free Fire".
>>76479938
i dont like the cast desu
>>76479974
>not liking Sharlto Copley
>not liking Cilian Murphey
>not liking Brie Larsen
>not liking Arnie Hammer
Good luck anon.
>>76479841
Faults
>>76477126
danger is going to AS Reddit
>>76480010
keks
I think I'm going to fap.
Any porn recommendations?
Trap porn is fine as well
>>76480010
shit taste
>>76480072
proof?
>>76480109
yr the porn degenerate shitting up bundes right?
>>76480110
>Americans talking about taste
Ironic desu senfam.
>>76479938
is there a good quality stream of this yet?
>>76480142
There have been maybe 5 good Hollywood movies made since 2010. Most everything thatgets shitout by the studios is absolute trash that appeals to the common retard.
>>76480127
Maybe I'm a bit degenerate.
I like it all. Trap/gay/straight/interracial(gang/blowbang)porn
>>76480182
If you say so.
>>76480158
I saw it in better than cam, but its not exactly BR quality. Im sure you can find a decent stream.
Yesterday I watched Departed.
>>76480110
https://www.calciomercato.it/news/266029/calciomercato_roma_proposto_pohjanpalo_per_l_attacco
it was in La Repubblica apparently. I don't think he'll leave though
A few days ago I watched Schweizer Taschen-Mann
>>76480340
>everyonedieslol: the movie
hallo und guten morgen!
>>76480460
yes
>>76480494
whalberg doesn't
3 years is a short contract for a young player
>>76480340
dicaprios """"acting""" is absolute shit in this
>>76476786
>Drei deutsche Nationalspieler für 28 Mios. Perfekt. Eine gnadenlos gute Personalpolitik. Vom Preis-Leistungs-Verhältnis top.
>>76480985
>Uli müsste man mal an einen Stuhl ketten und ihm die CL KO Tore von Real Rauf und runter vorspielen und dagegen unsere "Chancen " gegen Madrid.
>Dann würde er sehen, dass man mit gnabry auch gleich das Spiel abschenken kann
I can't consume that much salt on a hot summer day
Let's be honest here, all jokes aside about GRANATEN and BESCHISSEN WORDEN, the Bayern squad is pretty much perfect and can't really be improved. Robben and Ribery are still among the best in the world (top 5 at least, both of them) and will still be able to play until at least 2020. Renato Sanches is going to have his big break next season after settling in. Süle is literally the next Hummels. Rudy is a proven leader and starter in the national team so you know he's good. There's no need for a GRANATE.
>>76476819
>Uli Hoeneß Prodoction ist out..
what did he mean by that?
>>76481163
Weak bait.
anyone else having problems posting or is it just me?
>>76481163
why germans can't into subtlety?
>>76481549
i was, until i put on the mask
if you can read this post I have no problems with posting
Fuglsang stage and overall win in Dauphiné and Lasse Normann taking the mountain jersey in Svejts.
Good day for Danish cycling.
Now to watch some Formel 1.
I've also chosen my film to watch later.
>>76481163
> Arjen Chemo Robben
> Ribbery aka der Glöckner von Notre Dame
> top 5 in the world
just lel.
Das glaubst du wohl selbst nicht du Sauerbratenkartoffel.
>>76481163
its okay uli. It'll probably still be enough to win the bundes and maybe the pokal if you dont choke again
The truth is, there's just no value in the market atm. Kalle and Ulimare great Kaifmänner and of course recognise this.
They have strenghtened Bayern's depth on several positions for less than €30m which is a genuine miracle in today's environment.
When a class player who is valued at a realistic level pops up, they will be the first to strike. Have patience and faith. They more than deserve it.
Gonna watch the Länderspiel now. My blood pressure is too low anyway
>>76481816
Sorry for all the type-o's
>>76481816
>When a class player who is valued at a realistic level pops up, they will be the first to strike.
Dembele has a contract until 2021.
Weigl until 2021.
Pulisic until 2020.
Keita until 2020.
Werner until 2020.
Forsberg until 2022.
Gonna be a looooooooooooong wait.
>>76481919
In what world do clubs only buy when the contract runs out?
>>76481816
You think there is going to be "value in the market" in winter or next summer?
Bayern is worse than Juve, Atletico and Chelsea right now.
Great clubs aren't run by Kaufmännern.
>When a class player who is valued at a realistic level pops up, they will be the first to strike.
Sanchez snubbed them.
>>76482013
Its called the "Buyernleague" for a reason dear Souvlaki.
literally rigged
>>76482025
"Value in the market" was a satire on Arsene Wenger.
>>76482025
>>When a class player who is valued at a realistic level pops up, they will be the first to strike.
Why did they not go for Suarez when they had the chance?
shit scouting
>>76476631
>4 world class center backs
>world class
>>76482030
Dont understand, they will probably sign a 40m+ player still.
>2016
Hummels 35m
Sanches 35m
>2015
Vidal 37m
Costa 30m
>2014
Benatia 28m
Lewa (free transfer yes but not like they didnt get the player they wanted)
>2013
Götze 37m
Thiago 25m
The list goes on.
Im a medpack on holiday not a Souvlaki.
>>76482127
This is what it comes down to for the Bundes. If you cant compete with the Spaniards or the Brits (or even the Italians and Frenchies), you gotta go for the best talents.
Leipzig, Hoffenheim and Dortmund have the best scouts by a mile.
The last good player Bayern scouted was Alaba when he was like 15.
>>76482265
I think youre misunderstanding me. I meant worldclass players (or the best player from a Bundeslel club) are usually poached by Bayern.
Same with Gnabry and Goretzka.
Outside of the league is a different story.
>>76482265
You can't look at Hummels while ignoring Rode and Götze. In the end this was a zero-sum transfer. They got rid of two non-performers and got a good CB.
>>76482364
Ah I see, but why mention the contracts? Dont usually see them wait on a player just to save money. Examples?
>>76482390
Well yes but this meme of bayern not spending on players and getting beat to the players they want isnt really accurate. Sanchez might be an example where wages are just too high for competition but there arent that many players that Bayern wanted that they didnt get.
>Chemnitz-Bayern
>Dorkmerkingen-Leipzig
>Wiesbaden-Aue
>Koblenz-Dresden
Maybe I can grab a ticket for Chemnitz-Bayern I guess.
>>76482396
Goretzka, Rode, Hummels, Lewandowski...
No offense, but Benatia, Bernat, Costa, Coman, Götze... are literally flops.
>>76482466
Actually this has been discussed alot. Sanchez was offered higher wages by Bayern (than ManCity) a few days ago and Sanchez apparently is looking to stay in the EPL and join Guardiola.
Furthermore, this window alone Bayern have failed to get:
>Verratti
>Perisic
>Sanchez (probably)
>Lukaku
>>76482531
>Lukaku
>Perisic
>>76482531
They waited on Hummels? Rode isnt a biggie, Lewa was a Dortmund decision. They wanted to let it expire. Goretzka hasnt even been signed yet, only rumors that they will wait. Have to wait and see. I doubt Uli would wait a year to save 11m on a solid player. Rode maybe but not Goretzka
Flops maybe but not like they didnt get them. Wouldnt label Coman and Bernat a flop, Bernats purpose was to be back up and Coman hasnt had enough game time, was decent under Pep. Id like to think Costa could still be good, his first season was solid and now he isnt doing as well. I think its a bit premature to call him a flop and offload him.
Lukaku and Perisic were never really on the table. Ive seen like 1 article linking them. Dont really see either happening but not due to money. Why would Lukaku join to be a back up striker? Perisic is too old to be a good signing. Didnt want him or Sanchez desu. Was pretty much praying for City to sign Samchez. Bayern havent failed to get Verratti yet, Id place my bets on them getting Verratti.
>>76482851
>Lewa was a Dortmund decision.
Stopped reading there. Thats not what happened friend.
>>76478552
>50 million for Perisic
Wolfsburg sold him for 18m just 2 years ago and he hasn't really improved much. He has always been a good solid player but nothing special. Bayern dodged a bullet there.
>>76483004
What happened then? Something substantial please
What is this expression meant to convey?
>>76463593
This nigga hasn't even been in Germany for 2 years or so and I guarantee he has never seen a Bundesliga match in his life before moving to bayern
>>76483167
I'm more interested in what the girl said
>>76483167
>Im a fat fucked and my football career is wasted
>plus now my GF is cuckholding me for some BBC Dembele dick since I cant perform on or off the pitch
>>76483343
>>76483167
where is the food?
>>76483360
>>76483390
>>76483360
Cant wait for HSV to fly out first round :,)
>>76483167
He kinda looks like the young Beckenbauer. Since he's from Bavaria you reckon he might be on of the Kaiser's many bastards?
>Pohjanpalo gets subbed on
>scores
many such cases
>>76481919
Brandt has a 12m release clause in his contract for next summer.
I'm certain Bayern will trigger it and sign him.
Same goes for Naby Keita, who is also rumoured to have a 45m release clause in his contract for next summer.
>>76483167
She told him, "If you don't lose weight I'm going to cuck you with Dembele."
>>76483277
>>76483969
Cuckold fantasies general is this way, lads >>76464558
>>76482466
Bayern never went for the grade A players because they knew they wouldn't get them.
Lewandowski is the only player ever who picked them over Real but rumor was he already agreed on a deal before Real came by. Also his agents are amateurish and he'd never done that move if he got big outside of the Bundesliga.
>>76483369
>the city of austria
Jesus Christ Austrian football really is an embarrassment.
Couldnt even enjoy a beer while watching the team crumble.
International football feels like penance
>>76483167
Isn't he supposed to loose some weight?
>>76487810
you cant just lose weight like that. why do you think fat people are out there? some people are genetically destined to be fat. they cant do anything about it.
i am lying
>>76484475
Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Doomed
Pick your pockets full of sorrow
Run away with me tomorrow
June
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MElfYleGIVU
>implying Gnabry wasn't just bought for squad depth
>implying Wurst-Uli doesn't have the real GRANATE lined up already
>>76488353
yeah he was
>>76460142
I kind of like the look of that stadium desu
----------------------------neuer-----------------------
------bernat----boateng---hummels---alaba--
-------------------------kimmich----------------------------
----------------------------------------thiago-------------
----ribéry--------------müller------------robben------
---------------------lewandowski------------------------
what do you think bayerns lineup for the first matchday will look like?
>>76488481
I kinda like the look of you :3
>>76488481
and i like the look of you
>>76488510
>Kimmich as sole DM
Not gonna happen.
>>76488510
>Bernat as RB
?
>>76488588
hes too kawaii, right?
>>76488599
sorry
>>76488588
Could work if he has Thiago alongside him.
>>76488548
>>76488576
Nice hivemind
>>76488588
coach carlo will never play javi in midfield
however
>>76488611
>>76488654
Kimmich is not bad, but hes prone to making mistakes. No way is he going to be the sole DM after not having played that position on a competitive level.
Hes going to replace Lahm, not Xabi.
Vidal on 6.
>>76488817
hasn't rummenigge said that kimmich will be the replacement for lahm?
>>76488510
--------------------------neuer-------------------------
------kimmich------boateng------hummels------alaba------
---------------------vidal------martinez----------------
----ribéry---------------thiago-------------robben------
-----------------------lewandowski----------------------
Idk, Vidal + Martinez is not a good combination
>>76488904
my face when i forgot about vidal
>>76488904
what makes you think coach carlo will play javi in midfield. when has he ever done that
nice formation nontheless
>>76488904
Much better.
>>76488817
Being somewhat inconsistent is pretty normal for a player his age. But in my opinion he's extremely talented and has everything what it takes to become a great "strategic playmaker/no.6 and yes, despite his obvious talent for this position he's probably going to be the new Buyern rightback, because Uli and Kalle want a new Fipsi Lahm
night
>>76488962
Yeah, I didn't get too creative with the formation, just changed some names in yours.
This last season Ancelotti could play Alonso and Kimmich in the midfield. With Lahm gone, Kimmich moves back and with Alonso gone, there's some hole to fill, so I think Martinez becomes an option. Don't think Rudy is XI material.
>>76489138
>this punctuation
I'm sorry
>playing old has beens like ribery and robben
>they are your best players
will buyern even make it out of the group stages?
>>76489487
sleep tight
>>76489495
Rudy is underrated desu.
empfehlen ein buch (dass ist nicht fucking alt) pls
>>76489921
Die Buddenbrooks
>>76489921
https://www.amazon.de/kleine-Klo-König-Sandra-Grimm/dp/3473312975
>>76489942
>1901
lel
>>76489921
https://www.amazon.de/Aufs-Klo-Das-geht-so/dp/3401097806/
>>76489921
https://www.amazon.de/schönste-Klo-Thron-Verkaufseinheit-Bücher-Kleinsten/dp/3649610469
>>76489921
https://www.amazon.de/Jakob-sein-T%C3%B6pfchen-Kleiner/dp/3551162778/
>>76489921
Die Vermessung der Welt from Kehlmann
>>76489974
>>76490013
>>76490035
>>76490081
genug!
>>76490117
dankz
:(
>>76489921
Der Mann ohne Eigenschaften/ R. Musil
>>76490405
Hello there handsome!
>>76489610
I couldn't care less. Would be nice if they would be somewhat beatable in the league.
>>76490522
What's wrong
the bullying
>Der heiß umworbene Emil Forsberg von Bundesligist RB Leipzig hat erneut ein klares Bekenntnis zum deutschen Vizemeister verweigert. „Ich hatte eine fantastische Zeit in Leipzig, um alles andere kümmert sich mein Agent“, sagte der 25-Jährige bei einem Medientermin der schwedischen Nationalmannschaft.
>Angesprochen auf das angebliche Interesse des italienischen Traditionsklubs AC Mailand geriet Forsberg sogar ins Schwärmen: „Das ist ein großer Klub, einer der größten in der Welt. Sie haben ein sehr interessantes Projekt, sie wollen zurück auf den Thron.“
>"No way Ralf and Dieter are going to sell their Leistungsträger. They aren't Dirtmund after all"
shut up dummy >:D
>>76491166
Yeah it's not very nice
>>76491197
He can bitch and moan all he wants.
I mean basically the only two clubs that can always say no to their players are Madrid and Barcelona.
It's not always about how little the club needs the money or how long the contract runs.
Rangnick strikes me as a pragmatist in these matters (based on nothing) so I'm sure he'll make the decision that he believes benefits the whole club.
>>76491510
can we be sure that he hasn't any buy out clause in his contract? And wouldn't Leipzig make themself less attractive for younger players if they force them to stay at their club even if the offer is right and the player wants to leave?
>>76491573
Not gonna happen. It makes 0 sense to sell a player, if money is not the issue. Unless he has an exit clause, hes not going anywhere.
Also, if hes dumb enough to do a "Draxler", I doubt hell find alot of clubs willing to put up with that kind of unprofessionalism.
>>76491598
Im sure theyll talk again next summer, but they cant afford to sell players. Theyre going to be playing CL, Pokal and Cup.
>CL, Pokal and Cup
Rüsseltier is a fucking shit-tier gimmick, Neini.
shut up and hold still
tapir caca
>>76491633
really depends on who their going to buy this summer desu.
do not like the rüssel meme to be h
so is gnabry the grenade?
The grenade will come later in the window once the boggest clubs have finished their incoming deals.
Bayern can then pick among some very respectable, but surplus to requirements, names. Think Mata-ish
>>76492635
Maybe it's going to be Ibrahimovic. ;)
that isnt a grenade you numale cuck
also i am predicting PuliSICK to score a sick brace 2nite
>/pol/speak on MY(!) /bundes/
ugh
Pulisic is the grenade
*shows you the dance of my people*
its not Yours its all of ours
>>76492704
*cautiosly bows down and applies his mimicry*
Yes, I don't mean no harm.
who would win in a match betwixt the US national team and the Austrian national team without the quintessential Austrian man, David Alaba?
>>76493320
Austria has the higher individual quality.
>>76493414
*austria still
>>76493414
but our chants can really up the players level
>>76493558
>burger football chants
I was trying to forget that
Bayern just signed Gnabry >:l
>>76493626
no shit
>>76493604
I have two sets of these bad boy chants
shall i post the other or will the new american outlaws(tm) chats suffice?
>>76493637
panama has slow internets, be nice to him
>>76493638
Interesting. But I think murricans should try to establish their own football culture instead of just imitating european and south american stuff and making a gimmick out of it.
night
>>76493784
good night
>>76493761
ok
>>76492658
Mexico is gonna curb-stomp the US.
>>76493802
American football culture is good for what it is, but it obviously has a long way to go.
>>76493855
the usa is absolute shit but we will meme this. i can feel it in my bones
>>76493873
>American football culture
it's shit m8, it really is.
>>76493890
Are american fans really predominantly "sjws"?
lads
tell me about Forsburg
>>76493638
American soccer fans are the gayest faggots in the world
>>76493961
great player desu. good technique, pace, workrate and vision. Played as some kind of inverted winger /playmaker most of the time.
>>76493978
my kind of people
>>76494004
how fast is he? Milan have quite a few slow wingers and that worries me
can he play in the cam role?
>>76493958
yes. there are quite a large number of hipsters and many unnecessarily bring politics into sports, and in general are deluded about the quality of both the US team and mls in general.
Luckily muhh club's fans aren't anywhere near as bad as the coastal teams (unironically because so many are mexican kek), but there still is a minor section that is annoying.
>>76494084
>This sentence structure
fuck me, how did i manage to fuck up that bad?
>>76494076
He's fast, but not Aubameyang kind of fast. Given how far he moved to the center from his "winger" position most of the time, you can say that he already played as a "crypto"-CAM for Leipzig
>>76494084
interesting thanks for the insight
>>76494084
Interesting. Thanks for the insight
>>76494237
>>76494262
what did you guys mean by this?
also, pls watch our team tonight. bradley will make a mistake that directly leads to a goal and you can have a laugh
>>76494300
the second post has a better punctuation and orthography.
>also, pls watch our team tonight
Naw, I think that I'm going to sleep now.
Go Vereinigte Staaten von Amerika!
>>76494384
th-thanks and good night, have a nice week :)
>>76494300
>bradley will make a mistake that directly leads to a goal
hmm...
>>76496244
by bradley i meant robert holz
is
>bundesliga finishing
an appropriate meme for this situation
>>76496779
i dont watch the match, just looking at the live ticker
>>76496877
also r u the germ shitposting in the match thread?
RIP Eintracht
>>76497050
not me either
>>76497069
>>76497243
thats exactly what a german shitposter would say
>>76497930
>>76498192
w-why are you still awake? you need sleep forwork/school tomorrow!
>>76498383
if i go to bed now ill have 3 1/2 hours of sleep at best
not worth it
>>76498560
so du bist studentin? nicht schlecht :DD
>>76498835
bist du student?
>>76498876
no, i have a doctor's appointment
>>76499020
oh shit im sorry
are u ok?
>>76499262
im fine
>>76499459
ok good.
btw game was pretty good from US perspective desu
>>76500349
meh was kinda boring desu. barely any shots on goal besides those two against the post
>>76500873
was not that entertaining, for sure, but a point and relatively no pressure on our goal is definitely a good night for the us boys.
so should I make a new thread that isn't bundes now or should I wait until the normies wake up?
further discussion of 1. FC Köln and more is allowed here >>76502906