/Heem/: non /asp/ edition

>>76412393
THANK YOU OP

>>>/asp/

>>76412426
>>76412393

This is the thread.

>>76412426
No need my man

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Black beass finna kill that nigga Hunt

>>76412452
How would he do against platinum?

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>>76412452
Swangin' an' bangin'!

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I'm going to post in this thread.

Good shit, OP.

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Why are you cheeto-fingered nerd considering this the real thread? For SURE come back to the schaub tread my men

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Man it fucking sucks to see that no one in the UFC office and not even TJ seem to be interested in rescheduling the garbrant fight. I was really exited to see it and this season of tuf has been pretty entertaining. Fucking Cody and TAM has to ruin everything. This feels like Fergi/Khabib but in slow motion

Toothpaste why are you like a mini coral springs?

ill use this thread i guess

>>76412561
Why are you replying to him?

Oh right, cause you're stupid.

>>76412571

If you look again, you'll see I didn't "reply to him" actually you fucking turbo mong get in my guard

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PLEASE IGNORE ATTENTION SEEKING LONELY RETARDS

>>76412556
Agreed man, and now we have DJ/TJ as if anyone is really more interested in that than Cody and TJ. Is the DJ/TJ fight nothing more than shittalking at this point?

>>76412556
its even funnier when u consider they held a whole tuf season to promote this fight

if tj loses to dj, all that money goes down the toilet

>>76412589
>I didnt cite his post number
>Th-that means I didnt reply to him

Such a dumb little bitch.

Is DJ fighting TJ or is it all speculation

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>>76412612

Furious faggot.

>>76412556
We don't know when Garbrandt is going to be ready to be rescheduled. It is what it is.

Wow look at him go with all his different proxies and phoneposts. He's committed.

you still there, pussy?

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>>76412629
Yeah im here, you think I'm gonna just let you suck my presidential cock Jon?

>replying to any headpost or IMGxxxx post

This is why you losers are broke. Youre dumb. Dumb people arent good at earning money.

>>76412645
I dare you to talk to me like that, im gonna make you my girlfriend, imma make sure you kiss me good with those big lips

>>76412699
this

>>76412699
Still upset someone here makes more money than a useless manlet like you?

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Who is your favorite woman fighter?

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>>76412699
Head posts are basically just reaction images dude. Besides, who doesn't love some head now and then? *wink*

.....fuck you, I'm funny

>>76412722
No one here makes more money than me besides maybe the brit that has so much money he can afford to waste it on stupid bets like $300 on Aldo by submission

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>>76412699
100% except you guys can still talk to me. I'm not a spammer and often post quality breaking news and rankings. It's a beast.

Will Lewis get titleshot with impressive win over Hunto?

i wish karolina kowalkiewicz was my gf :<

fuck clawja for making her cry, hope she goes broke and end up coming back to brazil to die amongst the worst people on earth

>>76412821
Doubt it. Werdum/Overeem winner is more likely.

>>76412821
not if ngannou beats jds

>>76412851
Is that fight official?

>>76412816
Good thing he made this second thread! lol

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>>76412771
Joanna 100% my man.

>>76412821
Maybe, but honestly I feel like too many people are looking past hunt here. The Travis Browne fight kind of exposesed Lewis lack of fight IQ. Hunt showed in the overeem fight that he is still an intelligent kick boxer who can mix up his weapons and stick to a game plan. Honestly I see Hunt just out technique-ing Lewis for a finish in round 3

>>76412859
not yet, but I dont see why it won't happen

>>76412771
>>76412875
good one goof

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>>76412875
>he literally forgot to change proxies before replying to himself
Someone screenshot this

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>>76412871
I didn't make either of the threads, I just left the eye doctor and am going to the gym. Last thing I posted was this picture.

May Schaub bless with me strength and power.

>>76412891
Just like Francisco vs Stephan Strudel

>>76412821
Derrick Lewis is shit, he won't get the win. If Matt Mitrione can ko you with his forearm, I'm sure mark hunt can too.

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>76412947
That fight ended way too quick, hunt is slow starter. Lewis looked good against Nelson aside from takedowns (not problem with Hunt)

>>76412947
Dude you're being a bit too harsh. This is heavyweight we're talking about, where Tim Sylvia was a 2 time champ

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>>76412947
Hunt had three rounds to do it and couldn't knock out a chinless Econoreem. He's done.

>>76412965
For me it's for sure, hundred percent a bad motherfucker. I think you'd be surprised

>>76412965

strong women are a turnoff for me, women getting beat up however that's my fetish

for that reason ronda rousey is my favourite

>>76412965
Claudia

You know what I'd like to see on foghtpass? Playlists for the entire history of divisional championships. As in playlists featuring every titlefight in a given division, from the birth of the division to the most recent ppv defense. That would be pretty cool to marathon, especially heavyweight

What is the best lightweight fight in UFC history?

>>76413017
But Reem is a genuinely elite kick boxer, who's skill and technique are miles above almost everyone in the division. In a K1 match he beats basically anyone. Derek Lewis is tough and he hits hard, but he doesn't have nearly the experience or expertise is Econoreem

>>76413041
I'd like Fightpass to have the functionality Youtube had five years ago. I'm not convinced that it actually has a support staff.

>>76413076
That said, at least it has fights. Frankie-Maynard 2 is my pick for best lightweight fight in the UFC specifically.

>>76413087
The fact that Hunt had three rounds to land one shot on a guy with no chin and ended up eating horrendous knees does not bode well to his ability to finish da beast. I think he can win a decision, though, because let's be honest; Lewis does not give a fuck about winning rounds.

Is UFC 2 worth buying or is it just ''spam 2 combos to win everything'' like UFC 1?

>>76413147
Lewis vs Hunt isn't going to decision senpai

>>76413175
I didn't play online, but I enjoyed running waifus through career mode. You *can* win just by spamming combos, though, so if you know you'll gravitate towards the easiest route it's probably not worth your time.

>>76413199
Neither of them are going to dive into punches, neither of them are going to get takedowns, and neither of them are especially chinny. I wouldn't be surprised if it went to decision, and if it does, Hunt is probably winning.

Hunt by decision is going for +1200. The implied odds on that is ~7%. Let's not pretend that this is an accurate representation of the probabilities.

>>76413256
It's a 5rd hw fight between 2 guys known for heeming people. Odds are one of them gasses and gets finished

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Who are some WMMA fighters you actually enjoy watching?

For me it's Rose

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Who has UFC 1 and who has UFC 2 and for what platforms? Maybe we could get a 4-man touney going.

UFC 1 on PS4. Played against two heemers. One was a stand and bang gentleman (pic related) who I believe was from some nordic country. The other was a brit who laid and prayed his way to a decision win.

My psn name is getheemed if you ever wanna get heemed.

>>76412593
Can Reem even survive the top 5 HW?

>>76413378
I'll add you later

For SURE this will make them want to use the other thread my guy.

>>76413378
Sorry my dude, was spending too much of my life simulating heems, had to sell it.

>>76413497
He's spamming both threads so that mods delete this late one

>>76413408
He made Stipe tap.

You guys know this guy not only pays for a 4chan pass and his private VPNs, he has to type in a captcha every time.

This is his life.

I wonder if he applied for a janny position and got denied and this is his revenge. Or if he was the janny (remember the DC fan janny?) and he got removed and this is his revenge.

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Anybody else uses fighters' walkout songs and pace around when getting hyped up for a big lift?

>>76413578
My dude, you do not need to type in a captcha if you have a Pass.

>>76413638
>and pace around when getting hyped up for a big lift?

I mean don't say this to be insulting, but you have autism.

>>76413408
He killed JDS and was the hardest challenge for stipe yet.

i think Stipe will win a potential 2nd fight but the Reem is imo clearly the 2nd best HW right now(disregarding cain)

>>76413703
>My dude, you do not need to type in a captcha if you have a Pass.
You do if youre trying to post using a proxy thats been banned before. You'd know this if you were ever at one point able to afford a $20 4chan pass, which I doubt you have.

>>76413703
You should try it bro, it works.

>>76413732
I can afford many 4chan passes. I have no wish to support a website which harbors child molestors, though, so I don't.

>>76413753
Uh huh. Well maybe in the future if you dont know about something because you've never been able to afford it you should keep quiet instead of chiming in on things you know nothing about, like how to 4chan passes work and whether or not the house keeps the stake.

>>76413786
>and whether or not the house keeps the stake.

Yes or no: Do you pay the stake in advance?

If yes: it is by definition a cost.

Glad I could help you with basic financial literacy.

>>76413821
Hahahaha stay BTFO m8

I wonder what I'll correct you on tomorrow.

>>76413821
>Glad I could help you with basic financial literacy.

literally cringed

>he doesnt remember when in the early days of 4chan pass you could keep using your pass evade while ban evading

Golden Age spuh was the best timeline.

>>76413854
>>me: a stake is a cost

>you: hahaha that means you think the house keeps the stake

Yep, I'm for sure the guy that got btfo. 100%.

>>76413879
I see your point now, you are correct.

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>>76413879
>you: you put a $20 bet on +380 odds, that means you won $56 dollars

>everyone else on /heem/: LMAO @ ur brain

>>76413905
Yes, I am correct that a stake is a cost. Thank you for admitting this.

>>76413907
>implying I did the math
>implying I didn't work with the numbers that other people put forward into the conversation because I don't care about your bet
>implying I mentioned the odds
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying you know the difference between winnings and return
>implying you know the difference between revenue and profit
>implying you understand what a cost is
>implying you have basic financial literacy

>>76413864
Is basic financial literacy a new member?

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>he still thinks 3.8 multiplied by 20 is 56

>>76413963
Meme*

Imagine if instead of wasting your time with pointless internet fights you did something to improve yourself with that time instead. Just imagine....

>>76413971
>you still think I bothered reading your slip on a $20 dollar bet that you begged the stake for from your parents

Literally cringing right now.

Is Poland high as fuck thinking that GSP vs Bisping will end up happening before Bisping fights interim winner?

>>76413944
Australians are incredibly obnoxious. I'm just glad I don't have to hear your mush mouth accent.

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>>76413944
Yeah I don't know shit about profit and loss. This $2k I I made from $200 happened by accident.

>>76414010
The point is maybe instead of rushing to post you should just not post at all and spare yourself the embarrassment of being BTFO.

If you don't know about betting, do comment on betting.

If you don't know about 4chan pass, don't comment on 4chan pass.

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future champ

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Future champ

>>76414064
>Yeah I don't know shit about profit and loss.

You literally said that a stake isn't a cost, so yes, you are not financially literate. Glad we agree.

>>76414036
Mad 'cause your mum's a fan?

>>76414092
>The point is maybe instead of rushing to post you should just not post at all and spare yourself the embarrassment of being BTFO.
I would have to be BTFO in order to be embarrassed by it, lad. You haven't done that yet. Keep jerking though, I'm sure you'll reach a climax eventually.

>>76414092
don't* comment on betting.

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I LUV U CHRIS

SHEE YOU SHOON BOI

>>76414114
>you are not financially literate
And yet I'm in a much more secure financial position than you are. How about that.

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>>76414147
I've bet more money than you've seen in your life.

>>76414106
*gets dropped by that coal burner*

she needs an american camp

>>76412393

excellent thread

>>76414179
Yoelito is a goodboy

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>he thinks the house keeps the stake
>he thinks you dont need to enter a captcha if youre proxyposting from a previously banned IP range with a 4chan pass

>>76414168
Dockie?

>>76414197
He dindu nuffin', he tryin'a turn his fight around.

>>76414193
I'm really glad he made a second thread. Clearly it stopped the off topic posting.

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Let Artem have a crack at Aldo

>>76414198
>he thinks a stake isn't a cost

Have you ever even glanced at a dictionary?

>poor people arguing about mma gambling

>shit op
>scat spam
>schlobbert spam
>forced waifu spam
>no mma discussion whatsoever

Vintage /heem/ , I'm honored to partake in this community.

heem is absolute shit nowadays. Just a handful of sad losers arguing with each other because they truly have nothing going on in their lives and everyone else lurks because there's no point in trying to have a real conversation.

Maybe it's time for an invite only heem discord. At least then we can ban the Schaub, Aussie, and dork autismos.

>>76414244
Got the picture of McGregor running from Diaz?

>>76414268
A discord already exists and the sperg who made it has a Shob section in it.

>>76414268
It's literally one guy spamming and derailing threads

>>76414268
>invite only heem discord
Literally cringed

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>>76414244
It's a beast 100% if you don't like it you can lose my number

>>76414268
If you disagree with this ya can't be my friend

>>76414268
>Losers
You might find this hard to believe but it's actually just one lonely wwe watching loser roleplaying all these personalities. If you go to /asp/ it's filled with the same kind of deranged losers talking to themselves and spamming the same things repeatedly.

>>76414289
A new one then. Way too many tools here who spam, derail, or have a reddit-tier meme game. Like the one dude who posts "cringe" 20x a thread.

>>76414331
There's definitely a handful of retards. The Aussie and other douche are still arguing about a $5 like it means shit. How frail does your ego have to be to carry on with that shit for days on end baka.

How do you think BS will do Co-Hosting the Bellator Preview show?

>people want /heem/ to go the way of /bet/
All you have to do is filter img_xxxx posts and it all goes away.

Deleting our general and only existing in discord is lame.

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Not really feeling these 214 ticket prices on the presale. Sets in the good 200s are $500 each. Nosebleeds are $75. I'd like to sit in the 300s, but theyre probably not available for this presale.

>>76414410
This is a Wiseman here

>>76414406
He will be the perfect combination of hialrious, insightful and witty.

>>76414406
If he acts like himself it'll be fun to watch. I can see him going vanilla corporate style though.

>>76414410
There's no way to eradicate the socially stunted runts without better moderation or a more exclusive community. Currently every thread is ruined by the same 5 people and they can't all by filtered. Gotta stop giving them any attention, which seems to be impossible for a lot of goofs, or exile them.

>>76414410
or just not respond to them at all let the fucker spam all day long if he has nothing better to do

>>76414410
What happened to /bet/ ?

>>76414477
This is another viable option
>>76414472
>There's no way to eradicate the socially stunted runts without better moderation or a more exclusive community
Just ignore it all dude and conduct your conversation and debate normally.

BJJ is like voodoo, if you don't believe in it it can't hurt you. All you have to do is stand up.

>>76414477
>let the fucker spam all day long if he has nothing better to do
Do you really think someone with gayscat porn saved on their computer has a lot going on in their life?

>>76414435
i went to the last orlando event
watching it at home is literally better

>>76414479
It died an awful and painful death.

>>76414500
Yeah I guess you're not wrong. It's just annoying seeing these pitiful manchildren going at it every day with no consequence. At least I have the satisfaction of 100% knowing their lives are miserable, though.

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WE
ARE
LIVE
https://youtu.be/uBnsdL-9Ezw
https://youtu.be/uBnsdL-9Ezw
https://youtu.be/uBnsdL-9Ezw

>>76414519
Not at all, thats why im saying just let him do his thing and maybe he'll get bored of it or he'll just waste his own time just dont respond to him at all

>>76414515
t. Based Whittaker

>>76414519
no, if you ignore him he'll get bored and leave, giving him this attention will make him keep going.

you dont have younger siblings do you?

>>76414526
Going to sporting events live is only worth it for the atmosphere. I enjoyed 193 greatly, but I had to rewatch it at home to fully appreciate the fights.

>>76414539
>20 minutes late
Thanks anyways breh.

>the other thread is dead
>long live the thread

Tony Ferguson

>>76414577
We must form a solid group of about 20 or so of us that will know every single time not to join IMG_xxxx thread so the alternate thread can thrive.

>>76414526
>watching it at home is literally better
Nah I disagree. I like the atmosphere of a live crowd.

>>76414592
when is he fighting khabib? the blue balling is real

>>76414560
He's not leaving anywhere fool, he obviously knows enough about MMA to make him an active poster. It's docksperg nobody wants to admit it, he hates friend simulation and has proven to spam reports to get heemers banned
>>76414603
Too many idiots join his threads, especially that fucking Canadian traitor

>>76414606
yeah i went to 203 and it was hype af when Stipe won

>>76414615
>Too many idiots join his threads, especially that fucking Canadian traitor
Over time I think we can get enough people to boycott all img threads. We just have to get the word out.

>>76414592
Did Eddie Bravo take his memefighting style to a whole new level? 10th Planet is so innovative, but also hilarious to see at times. Definitely effective though.

>>76414614
Not until the Fall, at the very earliest.

>>76414519
He's literally saying the opposite of that, stupid.

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What is the worst UFC PPV event youve ever seen?

Do the Swabposters know that Brendan would undoubtedly think they're a bunch of fucking losers? Dude wouldn't even want to be in the same room as those spergs.

>>76414640
Rubber guard is actually a good technique

>>76414675
No doubt. But I wonder if Eddie is responsible for any of the wonky stuff in his standup, like the capoiera and salsa against RDA.

>>76414641
I know what he said idiot. I'm simply stating that someone that mentally handicapped couldn't possibly "get bored"

>>76414673
the img_xxxx poster admitted he doesn't even like Schaub. He just uses Schaub images to piss people off because they already hate Schaub.

IMG poster answered a lot of questions in this thread

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76228155/#76228811

>>76414706
It's to get Corral spergs banned again, he saw how badly the ban affected him

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>>76414675

>>76414701
He probably wont seeing as how he does it all day long, my point is there is 0 reason to reply to him let him just have sad "fun" in his own world

>non asp edition

>spergs still manage to talk about it the entire thread

Good job

>>76414561
Can you change the filename?

thanks

>>76414750
People are discussing how to combat his autism, he's not going anywhere dumbass

>>76414763
Change it to what?

>>76414766
HAHAHAHAHA

You spergs are something else. This is /r9k/ tier

>>76414718
yup

>>76414796
You forgot an img_ xxx

>>76414796
people are actively going out of their way to make it more and more clear that heem belongs to asp

threads are becoming unbearable in between events, it was bad before but it has been getting steadily worse for like 6 months now

>>76414827
That's exactly what the aspieOP/spammer wants you fool

>>76414827
Honestly the state of these threads, they definitely belong in /asp/

>>76414847
t. obese spammer

when the fuck will tatiana suarez fight? She is the true champion

Just ignore all trolls and autists, lads. Rise above them. Have good conversations about MMA. Don't indulge the idiots who have so little going on in their lives that the light at the end of the tunnel for them is to get (You)s or get /heem/ moved.

We have to be a good community if we want to survive. That requires tuning out the idiots.

>>76414887
Whittaker is going to get elbowed to death by Romero

This is the saddest thread I have ever seen. I genuinely think this is literally all your main source of human interaction

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>>76414898
I can see Romero getting head kicked and finished on the ground.

>>76414898
It's gonna be tough as hell for Rob, no doubt about it. I'm not sure he'll be able to land those overextended jabs and straights like he did against Jacare. He does have the cleaner overall striking, though, even if he lacks size/reach and isn't as explosive as Yoel. He also has superior cardio and stellar TDD and very good scrambling. I have it 60/40 Yoel in the first 3 and 60/40 Rob in the champ rounds.

>>76414920
I think Romero easilly controls him on ground, Jacare doesn't have as good takedowns, also he underestimated Whittaker striking

>>76414939
Pooptaker has the youth and speed advantage 2bh

>>76414898
>>76414920
>>76414928
>>76414939
Whoever's reffing needs to take a point from Yoel immediately if he isn't ready for whatever reason by the start of the round barring something crazy going wrong.

>>76414958
It was one time relax, Yoel did nothing wrong he got up when big John asked him to

>>76414974
>one time

umm.. no sweetie?

Would be hilarious if Bobby managed to heem 2 ''uncrowned champions'' in a row

Also Yoel is a fucking going out for cigarettes nigger who has a 12 year old son who he hasn't seen in 11 years

>>76415000
Explain

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>>76414971

>>76414974
For sure check your facts so you don't out yourself as an idiot next time you try to claim something as a matter of fact.

>>76415007
You mean Curry?

wrong thread?

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>>76412771

>>76414939
When was the last time Romero easily controlled anyone let alone someone with the best takedown defense far and away in the division?

>>76415041
soz

>>76415009
Did he actually abandon his son? I thought he was a devout Catholic and family man.

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>>76415039
Shut up and explain where I'm wrong
>>76415046
He easilly outwrestled chris, the second beat wrestler at MW, easilly took machida down and landed brutal elbows, finished brunson on ground with more brutal elbows

>Tfw my boy Yoel is gonna get heem'd by a fake Aussie

>>76415084
Ask nicely and maybe I will, dummy. Until then, you're a keyboard meathead.

>>76414843
maybe he won

>>76414887
I agree but that takes colective effort and it seems like everyone is quite eager to jump on the first opportunity to sperg out and act funny

>>76415103
And you're a casual that can't even back up a bullshit statement, beat it! Get lost.

>>76415128
You can say what you like to save face, but it doesn't affect the truth.

>>76415072
He left him in Cuba and never goes to visit so you tell me

>>76415087
>yoel losing to a guy that lost to a guy that lost to jeremy horn

that would be just a wonderful ending to that cheating little shit

>>76415144
Got a source?

>>76415145
>Brazil
>calling anyone a cheating little shit
Lmao so hard

>>76415157
Last time he was on jew hour

>>76415084
>he easily outwrestled chris

Lol "easily". Does that entail getting outwrestled in the 1st round? He didn't control Chris at all

>easily took Machida down
After hurting him

>finished Brunson on the ground with elbows
After hurting him

Again. Find someone he's easily controlled.

Cody vs TJ
Ferguson vs Nurmy
Werdum vs Rothwell
What other tragedies have we had this ear?

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>>76415177
>He didn't control Chris at all
idiot lol

>2 back surgeries and stem cell injections later and Cody's back is still too fucked up to fight
Might as well just give TJ the belt now

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/DdTvJnG0J-kG9AGNqM4Trw/

Aspie

>>76415173
So he explicitly mentioned he left his son 10+ years ago and hasn't seen him since?

>>76415192
DC/Jones at 200, which will never be matched by rescheduling because of the historic significance of the card and the amazing buildup.

>>76415144
Oh gee he doesn't wanna go to the country that puts defectors in jail?

wtf i hate Romero now

>>76415197
A webm where trips Chris and shows a brief second of back control.

Or are you sure you actually watched the fight?

>>76415192
>Werdum Rothwell

That wouldve been a terrible fight.

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>>76413256
5 rounds at HW. Sounds awful but you forgot about Black Beast Hear of a champion sheeet

>>76415192
>Ferguson vs Nurmy

I'm still mad about that, some nigga who frequents heem meme magiked that shit into getting cancelled. He kept posting "i can't believe it's actually happening" every day

>>76415206
Yes he said thet he hasnt seen his son in person in 11 years and will only go back to Cuba with the belt.
Ariel then asked him how old is the kid and Yoel replied 12. He also said that he calls and skypes with him for whatwver its worth

>Yoel ''I can't deal with Tim Kennedy's flat footed striking'' Romero
>Standing his ground against Whittaker

Nice mma analysts we have here.

>>76415213
Well to be honest if you study the tape and this isnt revisionist or anything but you get a feeling in the earlier rounds where Romero let Weidman take him down.

The reason being was Romero's body language, it was almost a sense of sparring or light rolling, no wrestler's sense of creating fast scrambles or really creating moments of defensive plays

He sort of sat back conceited the takedowns and observed him, he did enough to not have Weidman damage him and he did enough to not expend or gas his energy.

Then in the later round you see Romero show himself actually applying his wrestling and setting his plays and you can see how devastating he was and the difference of him holding back and actually engaging Weidman in the wrestling front of the fight.

>>76415192
>Werdum vs Rothwell
>heavyweights

WGAF?

>>76415249
No offense but it sounds like you're looking for a reason to shit on him rather than considering his situation may be difficult and that he actually loves his kid/family. Fathers that actually walk out don't tend to talk about it on public radio.

>>76415158
>The list of Americans caught in doping is 3 times larger than Brazilians
>The difference is that the brs caught in doping are relevant

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>>76413256
>Hunt by decision
Another revolutionary bet brought to you by the commonwealth.

>>76415275
What, like Jon "No Bone" Jones?

>>76415265
>this isnt revisionist

>Romero let Weidman take him down

Yeah fuck off

>>76415287
There are more Americans in the UFC than any other nationality. Meanwhile the number of Brazil drug cheats caught has to be over 50% at this point.

>>76415243
tiny belt is the real HW belt

>>76415265
>Trying to reason with an aspie who said Romero wasn't whooping and controlling Weidman all of round 2

Let it go lad.

>>76415321
>samefagging because you even realize how absurd your argument is

Hilarious

>>76415275
I see your point, you are correct

>>76415309
Different anon but do you really think a Hofstra standout is going to outwrestle an Olympic silver medalist with a size and speed advantage? Yoel is undoubtedly the superior grappler and would have controlled Chris earlier if he wasn't trying to feel him out and gas him while conserving his own energy for explosive striking.

With that said, it is interesting that Brunson was able to outwrestle Yoel at times.

>>76415313
what im saying is If you have glass roof do not throw stone

>>76415254
Agreed desu, this is Romero's worst match up in the division. Bisping is luck as fuck

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Derrick Lewis vs Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson vs Dan Kelly
Dan Hooker vs Ross Pearson
Ion Cutelaba vs Henrique da Silva
Tim Elliott vs Ben Nguyen
Alexander Volkanovski vs Mizuto Hirota

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>>76415331
>More than 2 people can't think I'm dumb

Alright laddie

>>76415374
Luke and Moose would also be very tough imo.

>>76415361
Collegiate and freestle wrestling are two different things, especially in MMA. Why do you thinks it's impossible for Weidman to have any wrestling success against Romero? Jacare and Brunson did. Saying Romero let him is pure stupidity and does nothing to help him

>>76415384
Took you long enough to edit the script. You can stop shitposting now because it's obvious how pathetically transparent that samefag was

>>76415416
Yes it's completely plausible that I edited a script instead of just taking a quick screenshot to prove you wrong on your desperate "samefag" appeal

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>>76415379
>IMG_3234.jpg
No thanks

>>76415406
I didn't say any of that. All I said was Yoel is definitely the superior grappler. Almost all top level fights have a feeling out period. If Yoel was able to take Weidman's back like a big cat in round 2 from a mid air scramble, he definitely could've done it in round 1 if he went all out when 100% fresh. Unless Weidman is your family member, I'm not sure how you don't see this.

>>76415432
Either one is plausible. But its evident you're samefagging to everyone here.

>>76415406
Because Weidman has a tell when he shoots and you can actually observe the fight from round to round the tell and Romero timing it, its a huge factor to how and why Romero was able to time that insane knee mid way through Weidman's shot.

Romero was letting Weidman take him down and engage the wrestling game. The original point is that Weidman was no threat to Romero wrestling and it was evident with the tone and body language of Romero and how he reacted defensively to Weidman

Do not respond to the fake picks.

>>76415448
>But its evident you're samefagging to everyone here.
>everyone
Nope just to you. Salty cause I told someone else to stop wasting their time with someone who can't comprehend basic logic.

>>76415444
>I didn't say any of that

Verbatim you did. There is no benefit for any fighter to letting themselves lose. Yoel is the better wrestler which is why he ended up winning the exchanges in the end.

>Im not sure how you dont see this
Because im not a retard casual gobbling up Romeros nuts.

You realize this is MMA and not a wrestling match, right?

>>76415374
I honestly think Bisping/Romero is a coin toss. Bisping's got a good chin and probably more stamina than anyone else in the division on top of really good boxing and takedown defense. A lot of what Whittaker has, Bisping has as well, although probably not as good. On the other hand, Bisping gets caught at least once every fight, and with Romero's power that just might be all he needs.

>>76415384
>4chanx
every fucking day

>>76415480
You're sperging out so no point in having this conversation. We can go over it when you cool down.

>>76415379
>IMG_3234.jpg
D R O P P E D

>>76415474
>nope just to you
Which is why youre the only one defending yourself huh? I fell for your bait already. End of.

>>76415449
There is no reason to respond to you if you cant even fathom that Weidman could've possibly done better at wrestling for any period of time. Youre just nutriding and not being objective

>>76415502
Another quality post. Youre free to talk like an adult once you get Yoels nuts out of your mouth bud.

>>76415511
You're right buddy I'm everyone ITT and it's just you and me here :^)

>>76415524
Ignore the kimonoposter.

>>76415530
who is your favorite female fighter?

What other sports do you guys watch?

I need something else, how do you even get into a sport

>>76415497
What about 4chanx triggers you so hard? That I can able to filter your spam any time I want to?

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>>76415511
Not really nut riding to be honest
I'm a wrestling coach and i enjoy both fighters probably equally.

But from my point of view i saw a match between a high level black belt and like a pretty good brown belt.

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>>76415530

>>76415541
Are you going to derail another thread with your autism?

>>76415544
Handegg, footy during inernational tournaments, sometimes inernational hockey

>>76415549
It doesn't trigger me at all my man. People have been calling you out for samefagging for 4 days in a row now and everytime you post a screenshot which shows you use 4chanx everytime so it's easy for me to know its you

You're obviously samefagging and editing the page or w/e. But it amuses me you try to deny it even though its obvious

>>76415555
You're being reasonable. The other dude is calling like 3 people nutriders because he can't admit he didn't see something we did. Best to drop it since he's being quite irrational.

>>76415555
And the black belt won in the end despite having some early issues. Youll also notice Weidman was mixing it up with his striking in the first round too. Far more than the second

>>76415555
How was Jones able to school DC so hard ?

>>76415544
No one can tell you what you may enjoy, honestly. But since you like MMA, I highly recommend giving pro kickboxing a try. GLORY is almost nonstop action at the highest level.

>>76415577
>3 people

This is why you never have a serious conversation here and get called out for samefagging

>>76415569
My favorite part about this comment is you're too dense to see the irony without me pointing it out now (and you may still not get it).

>>76415609
I love how you can't accept that multiple people may be disagreeing with you. It's crazy how frail your ego is. Anyway I don't want to derail the thread so see ya.

>>76415573
Lol you're one of my favorite spergs on here.
>editing the page
It's amazing you think that:
1) Only one person has 4chanx installed
2)More than one person disagreeing with a dumb opinion is samefagging
Goes to show how frail your ego is. Maybe just stick to the Shob spam since that's all you're good for toothpaste.

>>76415622
There is no irony. I have plenty of great discussions. Yet every thread something like this >>76415573 happens

And some conversation gets transformed into rampant shitposting. Its obvious youre not mentally mature enough to have an argument on 4chan of all places lol

>>76415622
>>76415641
>>76415652
Lol these posts are basically identical. It's obviously a (You) issue

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>>76415602
Really good muay thai/dirty boxing strikes.


DC was focused on just completing his single, but in the mean while he was gotting his wrist tied up elbows tied up and sustaining a lot of damage from those short/middle range strikes

Its interesting a lot of people make a big deal about Jon Jone's length and reach which does dicate a chunk of the fight, but there's an incredible depth to his close and mid range game.

One thing i like about watching him and Dan Kelly as a grappler is the way he traps hands and launches short strikes, its a nice blend of grappling gripping principle with strikes, and in my opinion what represents good MMA tactics and technique.

By the time DC modified and adjusted himself he sustained a lot of damage and was to gas, he did get 2 moral victories, i think he popped him with a single and then an insanely beautiful wrist tie go throw by reversal (he need to rely on this a tad more during his rematch , webm related)

>>76415652
>shob spam
that isnt even fucking me you fucking retard I bet its you switching proxies trying to make me look bad. Just like that guy is trying to get corral springs banned

Daaaawwww now he's spamming because he got exposed as a samefagging mandrama loser. Talk about fragile egos lmao

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>>76415667
Let me guess I edited the page right?
>State of your life when you can't deal with being called an idiot on an anonymous anime imageboard.

>>76415572
Cheers
>>76415603
I watch all mma, kickboxing and boxing but I'm starting to get bored of it. I think I'll be into any sport desu because I enjoy talking about sports more than watching. My favourite thing about ufc is the embeddeds and personalities

Dogs pooping somehow arent disgusting in the least, especially compared to the usual scatspam

>>76415675
>>76415675
>trying to make me look bad.
m8 you put too much importance on yourself.

Who wins the following matchups?

Almeida vs Lineker
Choi vs Knight
Ortega vs Burgos
Max vs Aldo 2
Diakese vs Teymur
Lando vs Iaquinta
Perry vs RDA

>>76415689
>i edited the page then

Obviously moron lol. Do you actually think thats hard and takes more than 20 seconds? You are so pathetic

>>76415713
>says the samefagging sperg
Im the best poster here

Imagine being such a loser you curl up in a ball and spam when someone counters your point

you're all fuckboi faggots

>>76415703
Do you think you may enjoy esports? A lot of League of Legends pro teams do weekly vlogs/docs that follow the teams. It's hard to get into if you don't play the games, though.

You might enjoy the NBA. Probably has the most media savvy athletes in the world.

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>>76415726
Lineker
Choi
Ortega
Max
Teymur
Ragin
RDA

>>76415703
I got into handegg before 2014 season because I wanted to understand their side of /sp/ and I've always been a bit of an ameriboo.
I picked Denver Broncos as my team because they were the South Park team, read the rules on wiki, watched few videos explaining them some more and got to watching the games.
I've had a lot of fun with that sport, was nice to get into something you never knew growing up. I don't watch club footy because I pretty much hate all the teams and can't pick any to support

>>76415737
It's much easier for me to just take a screenshot and watch you and the dutchsperg spam about me being the boogeyman. But since you all know about how editing samefag works I figure you do a lot of it yourselves. Sad!

>>76415759
>esports
Lmao that's not a real thing

>being such a loser that you need to samefag to back your arguments
lmao @ ur ''life''

>>76415784
Its much easier but you're a sperg spamming loser addicted to shitposting so you have to edit the script to keep up the act you aren't one

>>76415806
Keep squirming, I have you eating at the palm of my hand.

>>76415777
You got into a sport on the decline. Football hasn't actually been good in about 10 years. Just a flagfest now.

Also, stop being an Ameriboo. As an American, that's pitiful to hear. There's more to life than what autists on /sp/ shitpost about.

>>76415759
Esports ''''''''athletes'''''''' are the biggest dorks, watching people play videogames seeiously is a qaste of time unless those videos are instructional in nature.

>>76415814
Literally cringing at your faux-smugness

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>>76415737
We can't all have Mod powers helping us, m8

>>76415798
>>76415840
You're entitled to your opinions. It's certainly not for everybody.

>>76415863
>>76415863
>cringing
At least I now know you're the obese mandrama spammer.

>>76415881
You sure know a lot about how he talks. You must be him. Sad!

>>76415759
I doubt it, I tried to get into the gamers on youtube just for something to watch but they all seem like nobs and video games seem so repetitive.
>>76415777
I like to watch basketball but it's barely ever on in Britain. I'll look when the next America Football is on and give it a watch.

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This triggers the obese dutchie and his scat collection. Get help before it's too late.

>>76415836
I like the Anerica Fuck Yeah overblown patriotism and I like how broad USA sports culture is, by far the most sport fan country in the world, so many huge arenas for so many different disciplines, it's impressive

Tried watching baseball once because of cool uniforms and stadiums and that game is fucking boring.

>>76415897
None of those posts are me

When does Conor McGregor plan on defending the LW belt?

>>76415879
Lol playing video game isn't a sport. That has nothing to do with opinions.

>>76415950
That would require not ducking harder than anyone not named Der Randamie

>>76415950
when tony/khabib/edson drop dead

>>76415907
Baseball is an acquired taste if you get into it late in life, but the boys of summer will always be America's backbone. There's a lot of history of our country tied into that sport and its legends and characters are deeply romanticized in a very American way.

I guess if you want to love America you're welcome to. I understand your position. I wish Poland may one day have more resources to develop its own sporting infrastructure. Be careful about idealistic notions, though.

>>76415953
yetyo

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>>76415946
Huh who are you replying to my man. Also why are you spamming

>>76416016
Its the 4chanx loser. He takes this very seriously because its all he has. If he cant get things his way he'll spam

you're all faggots
I like mma though

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>>76416039
Anyway do you think webm related will happen to Whitaker

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>>76415960
t. bisping

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Nothing you do will ever change your loser status.

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>>76416079
sheet I meant this webm

>>76416101
>filtering bases dutchie
lose my number

EVERYONE ITT IS A FAGGOT

a nigga from another thread told me to tell you niggas that you're a bunch of faggots

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Everyone in this thread is a fucking faggot

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>>76416141
say that to my face poussy

>>76416120
No matter what you do 10 years from now, implying you aren't in a hotpockets induced coma, you will always be that loser who has gay and now animal scat saved up on his phone. No matter what.

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Anyhow, how often will title defences happen in the Blessed era ? He can't keep doin da dam ting so often if its 5 rounders, you know man ?