>Saturday, June 10
Chicago Fire vs Atlanta United, 4pm EST
Sporting KC vs Montreal Impact, 8pm
Portland Timbers vs FC Dallas, 10:30pm
>No more games until matches until 6/17
>NASL
www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
https://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule
Previous:
>bumped off by NBA Finals
>soon
>now
Who the fuck didn't save the last thread after that miraculous simultaneous bump? Those useless Australians probably
Anyway,
>FC SalMAD
>>76405188
always bump your generals, guy
Minnesota United!
>SD mayor Gayass McDumbshit announces plans to hold special election despite city council not funding it
>still possible for SoccerCity sale to be approved before end of the year
>However, property appraisers have announced the Qualcomm Stadium property and the Chargers training facility are worth $110 million
>Leasing rates would be higher than expected for investors and far above early estimates, including the $1 per year deal offered to the Chargers
>However the city is running a deficit and could use the money from a sale and the other major challenger for the land, San Diego State University, may be scared away from land.
Soon?
that wouldn't have happened had /ayy/ still been here
>>76405188
:^)
>MLS memers defending Bradley against the meanies who expect a midfielder to be able to pass and/or tackle
>their only explanation for him being in the team is his passion
Fuck this would be funny if it weren't so embarrassing
I LARP as "Doyle" in USMNT game threads for the (you)s. People really hate MLS players.
>>76407893
easier way to get (Tu)s is to be chicanoposting
https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/06/07/mls-host-london-viewing-party-june-24-special-guest-frank-lampard
This is pretty pathetic
>>76409456
That will be Reddit meet-up tier autistic expats
http://www.nasl.com/match-center/1426/nyc-vs-fce
>Cosmos
Let's see if we can keep the thread going this time, lads.
>>76411001
Uhm Edmonton will someday be one of the largest cities in North America, as /mls/ has recently discussed, and FC Edmonton a power house of global soccer.
It is going to be hecka embarrassing in 150 years when someone reposts a screenshot of your mocking post
>>76411238
>I boldly predict that one day the human race as a whole is just gonna pack up and move to Alberta.
Let's get back to it, lads. Our Sounders have a title to defend.
FUCK YEAH DYNAMO
If an organization started an academy, and built a team from scratch, with no other signings, how long would it take (from the opening of the academy) to build an MLS caliber team?
>>76406087
Possibly. The biggest sack of bullshit getting thrown out to toss mud on FS was the assertion the were going to be able to buy the land at $10,000 an acre. The appraisals have blown that notion the fuck out, and the possible revenue that could go towards the city coffers have simultaneously undermined the bitching over the cost of $5 Million for the special election. There has already been some secondhand discussion that the Mayor is going to be able to apply leverage and this new information to pull some of the 8 City Councilmen back to his side to prevent the majority vote necessary to overturn his veto. One thing is for certain. Soccer City isn't as dead and buried as anons have made it seem within a few recent threads.
SEATTLE
SOUNDERS
Disappointed in the slow thread, anon, I expected better from you.
Is there any news or what.
>>76412619
>>76412658
>zero (0) shots on goal
I will never forget this disgrace.
>>76412686
/our gals/ vs sweden this afternoon
>>76413015
In the words of a great man, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BY AN INCH OR BY A MILE, WINNING'S WINNING.
>>76413022
Sounds hype. Streaming link?
>/ourwomen/
>>76414043
>tfw no NWSL in california
>tfw no qtpi NWSL gf
>>76413328
Yeah, I guess I really should blame Toronto.
>>76414808
>blaming Canada
You're doing it right.
good work, girls
>tfw no qt South American #10
Earnie, stop being cheap, and get someone good pls.
>>76416267
USA! USA! USA!
>>76411524
Central America will flood into Texas
Texas will flood into Colorado
Colorado will flood into Montana, and ever person in the prairie who can no long grow wheat will move North.
Keep laughing, but I already bought my FC Edmonton season tickets
>>76412406
Depending on the size of the scouting pool, 4-8 years.
Basically once the academy is up and running, any local talent that would be normally be sucked into the college system could be picked up by the academy.
Any metro area could find enough raw talent to shape into a MLS tier team.
Problem would be the education aspect. What is the academy able to offer to compete with big HS and colleges?
>>76414306
It really is embarrassing.
An SF based team, in the city, would totally work. A San Diego team would probably work too.
If I had the money I would expand the Delta organization and make it big league
Who ready to watch USGAY lose to TNT?
>>76412406
No DPs? You'd be Minnesota tier.
>>76417762
>implying Minnesota girls don't like DPs
>>76417956
That kind of thing is haram among somalis
Reminder that WE are the good guys of MLS.
>>76418352
um, sorry sweetie but no.
>>76417639
Our joint bid, dragging along piss throwing Mexico and safe space Canucks, is the only way Canada makes the WC.
>>76417639
be sure to post a stream. thx bb
>>76416485
I'd blame it on Sugarman more than Earnie, Earnie is doing his job which is finding unknown relatively low cost players that can compete in the league, Sugarman is a real estate guy who isn't mega rich to begin with, he wants to spend as little as possible to get in position to flip the franchise for crazy profit in the future
When Alejandro Bedoya at 1 mil transfer fee and 1 mil wage is our most expensive signing that says pretty much all we need to know about the type of signings we'd make
if the guy isn't bought on the cheap and willing to submit to the team over himself at reasonable wages they're not going to get him
for the foreseeable future they're looking to build the team through young homegrowns and thrifty foreigners... Jones and Trusty seem like they could be fairly decent in MLS, bringing up local guys is something I respect the Union for in spite of the fact that the franchise itself is cheap
>>76418421
c u @ gold cup m8
>>76418598
>the mickey mouse trophy of all mickey mouse trophies
the friggin CCL is more important than the Gold Cup also the MLS - Liga MX tournament will be more important
>Bradley
>Altidore
>Howard
HEY WATCH IT PAL
I'M PLAYING WITH AMERICAN BORN PASSION HERE!
>Bradley standing at the penalty spot
>passes it to Brooks, standing on the touchline
>passes it to Howard
>It's a yard in front of him
>Howard's knees explode
>he clears it into the stands
>Altidore still gets pushed over by the defender
So this is the power of MLS?
Heh, pathetic
I have never seen a player as slow and lifeless as Darlington Nagbe.
Is he a fucking vampire? Has he recovered from some horrendous car crash?
What the fuck am I seeing
Imagine being the big of an MLS cuck
>I love the LA Galaxy, Arsenal, and the US and Guatemalan National Team
Which one of you CHI's is this?
>>76421041
>"MLS cuck"
>Arsenal fan
You're a little confused
>>76421041
>pulisic nutmeg goal
Imagine that level of butthurt a minute after.
>>76421490
No, my Redditing friend, being an Arsenal/Liverpool fan is mandatory to be an MLS cuck
>>76421574
But neither of those teams play in MLS.
On the contrary, they're the teams for europhile kids who got all their soccer knowledge from playing FIFA.
>>76421041
Chicanos are all watching Liga MX tbf
>>76421697
MLS cucks have to follow a European team so they can learn the tricks of the trade, this is very basic MLS cuck knowledge, please lurk more
>>76421740
What? That's retarded. Fuck off customer.
There's no way following my local team makes me a "cuck" the way desperately wishing you were English or German and buying fake jerseys on aliexpress makes you one
>anti-mls shills blown out yet again
>>76421740
>you can't watch a European team and be a fan of your local team
you sound like a huge faggot, and that does a disservice to actual gays
APOLOGIZE to pulisic
RIGHT NOW
>>76422093
b-but i never doubted him
>>76422093
No one here doubted him
He is /ourguy/ whether you're an MLS homer or a wannabe euro
>>76405002
where can I get one of these hats
>>76418352
True
>>76421740
listen I hate being mean to you I really do, but if you're actually going to be a soccer fan you have to learn about the sport and be open minded otherwise you're gonna continue on saying things that are going to make people that actually do understand think you're an idiot
>>76418541
Yeah, but they're never going to be actual competitors until they spend money on a real playmaker in the midfield. They're not going to luck in someone like that through the academy for a very long time.
>>76422089
>>76422055
https://youtu.be/yv4SpjMinlQ
Don't reply to me you disgusting plebs
MLS cuckoldry, which is the irrational support for US Soccer and it's rigged MLS system, is deeply connected to Europhilia.
>>76422349
>reddit spacing
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>76422254
At your friendly neighborhood AO store, or where ever Alexi Lalas is tolerated near you
>>76420462
>that buildup on the first goal
Apologize right now.
>>76422420
He took on one player in the open midfield, then made the wrong pass.
Instead of the open option on the wing, he plays it to a man-marked Demps. It could have easily been cleared or intercepted.
Just because it works doesn't mean it was a good play. He then gets it back, and finally makes the correct choice in passing it to the open wide player, who then gets the assist.
And that was his only contribution to attack or defense all game. He jogged and stood around for the vast majority of his 73 minutes.
>>76422730
>that was his only contribution to attack or defense all game
Did you actually watch the game? Because I don't think you actually watched the game.
Can national team discussion move to one of the national team related threads, thanks
>>76422854
Really, he was absolutely unimportant. I am not sure why this is controversial, but go ahead and list all his key passes. Or any important tackles. Or any shots.
SHUT UP JUST FUCKING SHUT UP PULISHIT DIDNT DO ANYTHING THAT WAS ALL ALTIDORE CREATING SPACE FOR THE OVERRATED YUROPOOR FUCK HIM AND STOP BRADLEY, HES WORLD CLASS
>>76422909
Yeah, more SOON posts and another round of expansion discussion please. All this talk about MLS players really ruins the MLS thread.
>>76422988
Except it attracts b8ing wannabe yuros like >>76422983
I'd really rather not discuss it. We get fucking bullied relentlessly every time someone mentions Altidore or Bradley
I don't give a shit about either of them but damn I am tired
>>76423067
If there weren't people on /mls/ that sincerely defended those shit players, no one would bully /mls/ tbqh
>>76416267
>Pugh
>Pulisic
>Sargent
>Lavelle
is the youth movement finally here lads?
>>76422936
>that no response
Yeah nah fuck off Tumblers, your boy has old man knees
Why does everyone bully us?
>>76425779
Because you ask questions like that, you beta-ass scum. Be a man for once in your life, you fucking child.
I would late night bump but considering half this board will be wiped when Jans Itor wakes up I don't think there's anything to worry about
>and how do you spell your name, Anon?
>>76426544
A-I-D-H-E-N
Congratulations on the treble and you are really pretty
>>76426589
you made it weird
>>76426611
Nah, asking any woman player for her signature and being about the same age as her is awkward and weird.
There is no smooth way of pulling it off, I've tried a couple times
http://www.twincities.com/2017/06/08/united-soccer-christian-ramirez-sees-prime-u-s-team-call-up-slip-away/
WHAT THE FUCK USA???
>>76422936
>>76425742
I'm sorry that I have a life, and I'm not able to shitpost with you 24/7
It really seems like you didn't watch the game, though. I know it's a cliche, but he really did do a lot of important work that didn't show up on the scoresheet. In the formation they were playing, his role is to be an outlet in the midfield, and get the ball up to the front 3. He played well, handling pressure and doing his usual strong one v one work. And he did track back and make some good defensive plays. I agree that he should have taken a couple shots, that's always been a problem for him. But he was definitely one of the better players out there for us, I don't know why you're being so negative.
>>76405002
I didn't watch the game last night because I was at some information meeting about a subdivision someone is building near my grandfather's house
How did it go overall?
I know what the score was
>>76429306
He's ok. Would have been a decent gold cup player, but he'd never play in a meaningful game for us. There's just too much depth at the position. For me, Dom and CJ are above him.
>inb4 USAutism anon screeches about Dom not being a real American.
>waiting for tomorrow like
>>76429436
So ESPNABCDISNEY FCâ„¢ published a piece today about how Nags put in a "stellar" performance.
The one thing they mentioned is the back pass to Yedlin.
He warranted two mentions in the Guardian's MbM, one of which was about a terrible pass he made. Nagbe wasn't mentioned at all in the full post game report.
So I'm not some random dumbass here, just to get that criticism out of the way.
He didn't do much. Objectively. You and I'm sure Arena will claim there are some intangibles there but they didn't come to much.
The only reason anyone could even claim intangibles is because we don't have any advanced statistics for the game. If we did, I am sure that Nagbe's passing would have been below average for the team and that his number of touches would have been way below too. He wasn't involved on the ball, not entirely his fault, but he doesn't deserve praise for his dribbling skills.
Then the claim about his off the ball: he doesn’t move with anything approaching normal human movement. Thats what stands out most and drew my eye last night. He is slow as shit, especially when you see Yedlin running next to him. And he doesn't actually get open all that much. He jogs around the same area most of the time regardless of what is happening on the field and who is around him. I can't recall any rapid movements or quick pass and move plays from him.
He is subpar, at least in that position and with this team. He did nothing of note in the Venezuela game and the single one-to-one dribble with the bad pass in this game.
If he does something in the Mexico game I'll reevaluate, but if he plays like he has with the last two performances he shouldn't be in the squad and Mexico's midfield will pick him apart.
>>76429739
Altidore got bullied, Howard is a disaster waiting to happen (SOON), Bradley at one point literally ran to the penalty spot to receive a pass from a defender and pass back to Howard who cleared it into touch.
Then Pulisic was GOAT.
They could have been down 2-0 at the half, but could have scored four in the second.
Underwhelming and unconvincing for all but the AYSO families and AO rubes
>>76422254
A hat store?
>>76430846
Until we have stats, it's clearly going to be subjective. My perception of the game was that he played decently well in the role he was put in. In your perception, he did next to nothing. Whatever, I don't think we can solve this here.
Anyway, he's obviously not the best player on the field for us, but I think he's earned his spot on the team.
Everyone settle down.
US/Trinidad literally not worth analyzing. I liked it better when the autism was at bigsoccer and not reddit, because at least you know at bigsoccer they actually care.
Anyway, 50% effort first half and 60% effort 2nd half is not an accurate representation of anything.
>>76432357
>US/Trinidad literally not worth analyzing.
t. Bruce Arena
>>76432357
>not worth analyzing
yes, Im sure our strategy of shitting the bed for 60' or so and hoping pulisic is able to squeak one through will never be countered
we've solved football, lads
>>76429739
PuliGOD>>76430796
>Only 3 games
>>76422983
>there are """"""""people""""""""" here in /mls/ that defend those two
Even I'm not that delusional.
>>76430846
Nagbe should be bench depth. He is a one season wonder and has done fuck all for the Tumblrs this season. Arriola should get the start ahead of him.
>>76434393
Who would you play over Bradley?
>>76434956
Acosta and Williams easily. Anyone who doesnt crumble under pressure and turns over the ball or leaves gaping spaces for fucking 2nd division players to leak passes to.
WEEKEND BUMP
>>76434956
McCarty
now that Pulisic and Nagbe are stepping it up, we need a ball-winner in midfield rather than another playmaker
If we could have the 2013/14 version of Beckerman on this team, that would be fucking fabulous
>Anon's going to let /mls/ fall off page 10 again, I can feel it
It's not happening, fuck this gay city, but more importantly fuck this gay league for not having pro/rel.
>>76438857
>It's not happening
Could have sworn a couple of City Councilmen have changed their votes, which means the veto will stand and the special election may go on. Obviously nothing is set in Stone until the procedure is completed, but it aint over yet.
>>76438857
>pro/rel
>in America
>>76438764
you shut your whore mouth
>>76438857
It's not the league in particular, it's the billionaires who own teams saying, "We can make more money if we all agree to never relegate one another."
America.
>>76438764
Understandable.
Can I smell your feet?
>footfags
>>76437265
McCarty is an older more busted up version of Bradley and offers nothing in the attack. He's only good for Concashitters and not as a starter but on the bench.
>>76434351
WE'LL TAKE IT
Why do the anti-mls shills create the strawman that we hate any euro based players? Everyone here loves Pulisic and likes it when someone goes to europe to get playing time... stop creating this false rhetoric about people who watch MLS both copying euros but hating players from there, we actually like soccer and look at it openly unlike people that blindly shit on MLS and have worse insecurity than a teenage girl
>>76440081
when you don't have facts on your side, you have to invent them.
see also: /pol/.
So have you guys heard of this NISA thing?
A new division 3 league that wants to implement pro/rel after it hits 24 teams.
t. definitely not Ted Westervelt
>>76440081
No
Fuck Yuro soccer
>>76440425
yes, gl is all i say. how long is nasl going to be in lifesupport?
>>76440782
Dude, do you even watch MLS or do you only come here to whine about naturalized citizens?
>>76441027
Hopefully they can work out a merger with USL, or even into USLD3 once that comes online
It would be a shame to lose the teams
Except the cosmos, fuck the cosmos and their fans
>>76441129
well hopefully, not so sure usl would be fine losing out in that deal, and i'm sure they would rather do it on its own and saving the teams who want saving.
nisa doesn't seem like it will work out if it tries to be its own thing if/when nasl fails. not to mention it sticking with the east to start means we'll never get an western team, which i guess makes sense since travel costs would be a killer.
so what's the /mls/ verdict on nagbe? keep hearing from sawkerfags on pods/twatter that he's the best thing since sliced bread, but personally i never rated him from the few games i've seen the tumblers, but am i missing something here?
>>76441771
He's shit and lazy. The Areola nipple guy who plays in Mexico should start ahead of Nigbe.
>>76441771
We already proved he sucks dick fäm, read the thread
>>76441129
I'm pretty sure I'm a different anon
>naturalized citizens
Pretty sure that's not what I complain about
For example, I'm not questioning Nagbe's commitment to the team and the US
It's a lot easier to see Nagbe considering himself to be an American over being a Liberian, even with him declining a callup, than see Dwyer considering himself to be an American over being English
So much happier when this thread picks up tomorrow.
X-D
>>76441129
>>76443612
Besides, most of the players that I complain about aren't naturalized
>>76440425
There no way it will work
How many leagues would survive appealing only to about 1% of 1% of the sport's fanbase?
>>76444980
At the end of the day it's still soccer
I don't see why it's any less appealing than other lower leagues in this country
>>76445182
It will be the same, which is the problem
No one will care about why it's special
>>76443650
Spoiler: it will still be boring because MLS haev no televised games
Superliga 2.0 is probably coming back next year
Who /hype/?
>>76445182
needs more places. wasn't it just this year when the nasl made it to the west? what kind of bullshit is that?
anyway, i don't actively hope for a league/team/etc to fail, just kinda seems inevitable with the current state of things. we'll see though.
>>76440425
>it's supposed to be regional
>it wants to do pro/rel with just 24 teams
yeah, good fucking luck with that
they're just blowing smoke to attract disaffected NASL-fags
>>76448914
>Mexicowinstheleague
No. There's no point to it anyway.
>>76448914
I don't really recall the original, but a new one might be cool.
It will undoubtedly be broadcast only in Spanish or on some MLS jew'd up subscription service, so I won't watch but the bantz might be slightly amusing
Fuck yall for dropping Ayy
>perf
>>76456980
Their season ended.
>derf
LGTSS
>playing during an international break
>>76458944
>leafs
>qualifying for international competitions
lol k
>>76458944
>stopping play for weeks during the prime part of the season for boring and predictable qualifiers
>>76459430
You mean like the one USGAY is about to drop out of?
>>76459605
"Hey Canadian, think quick!"
"Ha, pathetic. Maybe you should stick to snow sports, EH?"
>>76459756
>pulishit
If Kellyn Acosta is our attacking pivot in the CM role and is 21, who takes our defensive pivot role when Michael Bradley retires out of the CM position since he's 29
>>76460947
Bradley will play until he's 37 because Sunil doesn't want to lose shirt sales
>>76430846
Where does Arriola play for Club Tijuana Xoloitzcultelexocxiplitanintles de Caliente? He might be a good replacement for Nagbe
>>76461139
Sunil is unironically my 2nd cousin on my mom's side
where does /mls/ stand on Jorge
>>76461159
I think Nipples just plays a standard Right Mid, with support from the fullback.
Which would seem like the ideal set up with Yedlin allowed space to attack and Pulisic to control the right half of the final third.
Not sure how good Nipples is at covering in defense, but it isn't like Nags did much
>>76461260
Tell him he's a pretentious, corrupt faggot who should be gullotined like everyone else at FIFA and someone who needs to fuck off because he doesn't understand the sport and is just in it because he couldn't cut it as a Wall Street cunt
>all these other sports with normal playing times and with people having fun and enjoying what they are watching forcing /mls/ down
Time to ally with the Brazilian league general, tbqh
#Strongertogether
>>76462380
If i could i would. USSF is pretty much just going for cash grabs these days. I have no idea if USSF is gonna use the 100 million dollars they claim they have properly. They need to invest in youth coaches and a better grassroots infrastructure
>>76463796
>>76463796
>>76463832
Does anyone actually want Chicago to win?
No. They do not.
>>76464292
I do numb nuts
There's no way we're getting a result in azteca tomorrow. We've been too shit even with our best players besides Pulisic.
>>76464424
We don't need too
>>76464292
Everyone wants Chicago to win.
Atlanta "fans" are embarrassing
FB live commentary team is slightly less cancerous today thanks to based Paul Tenorio
>>76464520
But we at least need a few points for cushioning. Ending up with 3 points will be great. 1 point will be enough as well.
>>76464397
>>76464695
i meant "smart people" when i said anyone
sry for the confusion
>>76464840
Killer comeback my man
>>76464934
triggered snowflake?? yeah,
streams?
>>76465073
>lulz u iz dumb XD
I'm personally embarrassed for you, atlanus
>>76465113
CHI-ATL is on Facebook live
Does Tata Martino just think corners aren't pure tiki taka enough? Does he just ignore them as an aspect of the game?
CHICAGO FIRE
Were the 98 Chicago Fire one of the best of all time? Why are they answering questions about it
Fuq that
Atlanta is a refball magnet
TFW Schweini is my favorite player and he joined my local club <3
LGTSS
>FATLANUS
>>76466371
And should have been sent off and should have given up a penalty
>>76466477
Martinez tried to spin around and fell on his ass of his own volition. No benuldy there.
Ref was literally right there and saw the whole thing.
>>76461334
seeing that he's 27, he's a preview of the type of talent with some forging, could be first team, but with our pay2play and crappy scouting systems lots of these types of players are getting left behind.
300+ million people here, lots of hidden talent in here somewhere, we just need a better system to get to them and not they hope they win some univision reality show to get into a now defunct mls franchise.
also, should change how the mls academies handle the kids, apparently some mexican club scouts get to the kids when they are practicing and we bleed some talent there. lots to do to get better
>>76461334
>won a reality show contest to play the sport he loves
Based.
>>76467625
>this fox sports announcer butchering all the names
>>76467625
>>76467929
I feel like KC is consistently underrated
>no more matches for a week
Can anon keep the thread alive?
>semen vs slurping
i can see the future bois
Still better than NASL
Is SKC the most boring team in MLS?
>>76468579
Still better than PDX
>dwhyer
how's your season going, lads?
>>76469474
Could be going a lot better but guys
We can't let Man City C make the playoffs AGAIN!
>>76469474
decent. playoffs next or the year after desu
LOL
>BORING KC
>>76470427
Why doesn't Jake Gleeson play for New Zealand?
>>76470520
>kans
>ass
>shitty
>On business trip in Plano Tx for 2 weeks
>literally 5 miles from Pizza Hut Park (or whatever they call it now)
>literally no MLS home game scheduled for FCD till next fucking month
Oh well. Hopefully the project will be done by the end of this week and I'll be able to catch the Impacts visit to OCSC when I get back home.
>>76461334
much better option than Old Man Beasley, he and Ream should be fine to hold down the fort until Vincent gets up to his potential
How do Fire fans feel about Veljko Paunovic? Is his work finally paying off for you?
>sallad
>>76471606
if Pauno truly knew what the fuck he was doing, it wouldn't have taken him two months to dump Harrington's crap-ass from right back
>tfw only games all week
>tfw your team isn't one of them
>>76471139
sorry no usl team, maybe you can catch something at the college
>>yfw Open Cup this week
>Adi and Ridgewell both fuck up their ankles in the first 20 minutes
Maybe don't play on turf?
>sallad
>he doesn't think Adi is the best CF in the league not named David Villa
Sad, t.b.h.
>>76472073
Adi is very hit or miss, incredibly frustrating to watch.
>>76468608
In what world is Seattle better than Portland?
Sounders unironically follow in the footsteps of the Timbers
LETS GET THAT EQUALIZER
THEN LETS GET THAT WINNER
DTID
WILL THIS BE THE DAY FOR COLMAN YES OR HE IS STILL A SHITTER?
>>76472983
>___TID
Stop that shit right now
>>76405002
>EST
It's ``EDT'' right now, faggot. Just say ``ET'' if you're not sure
Diaz to Colman for his first? Can I dream so big?
>>76473153
https://twitter.com/FCDallas/status/873198052483502081
>>76472983
put your trip back on sloot
>>76473157
>now
huh?
Drogba scored today btw
>>76473438
i am not a fag
who do you think i am?
>>76473463
And an assist to BWP's brother
well with 3/4 defenders out, plus kellyn, plus diaz limited, plus colman still a shitter, couldn't have expected anything better tonight t b h . . . .
>>76470545
>more africans than americans
>>>the city of portland
>beat Reno in the open cup
>play them just 2 weeks later and get BTFO
RSL is going to annihilate us
>>76474028
>us
>tfw fucked up and put a tumblr shitter who didn't even play
there go those potential points
>>76474028
If there's a team to play right now, it's RSL....they look like shit this season
And of course, any other year I'd have gladly had STLFC play the Fire, but damn they look good this season
>>76474028
What position do you play?
>>76474653
towel manager
>>76474653
Gay fan section tifo coordinator
>the U-20 World Cup
>>76473457
EST = Eastern Standard Time
EDT = Eastern Daylight Time
Daylight savings, man.
What the fuck is this logo actually
It needs a cartoon character or some stupid primary color scheme if they ever want to make to the big leagues
is Chicago Fire is elite now?
>>76482222
Unfortunately
>>76482222
checked
>Canada to host Jamaica in September
What's new in the world, /mls/?
>international break
>>76483809
Literally nothing
>De Tay
>>76486468
>de concussion man
how many more bongs again? just woke up, need to prepare.
>>76486468
>Windows 7
Nice
Cubo didn't make it onto Mexico's gold cup team
>>76486958
4 bongs, 50 bings
>>76487664
thanks pham, still got some time
>>76487808
I think it is actually like a full five bongs, but the Alexi Lalas Is A Dumb Cunt Pregame Showâ„¢ is at 8est/5pst
>Bruce Arena just said on FOX that 7 changes will be made from the starting XI that played vs. Trinidad and Tobago
>>76488647
>yfw Howard, Bradley, and Altidore start
But actually, we've seen Nipples in the build up, so maybe he'll get a showing
Is there a city or state in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport and where Major League Soccer (MLS) is the dominant professional sports league?
I look for a place in USA where the MLS (major league soccer) and soccer surpass in popularity to NFL, MLB (major league baseball) NBA and NHL all combined
A place in usa, where only soccer and MLS are popular, and where the other
>>76488765
What's the problem with Tim Howard?
Do you want Guzan or Rimando to start?
And don't you fucking dare say Horvath
>>76488647
Howard, Bradley, Pulisic, and Dempsey probably start
>>76488943
Portland and Columbus are probably the closest, honestly
The only other thing Portland has is the NBA
And Columbus only has the NHL, but they do of course have Ohio State in college, but that's not pro
>>76489174
My only more or less viable option is Columbus
There are only won the MLS Cup
What happened to Utah?
The real salt lake is the only professional champion in Utah.
Jazz sucks
>>76489174
Timbers have a higher average attendance than the Trailblazers
And the Crew has a higher average attendance than the Blue Jackets
Both of them are the top attended pro teams in their cities
>>76488943
lol it doesn't matter. after 20 years we finally have a world class system in place starting to produce players.
the MLS will be a billion dollar league in no time. and once the salary cap is gone we will have some of the best sides in the world, just from buying players from other leagues
>>76489312
Portland won the cup in 2015, against columbus
And yes, apparently RSL beats out the Jazz as the top attended team in Utah
>>76489396
I'm a fan of Orlando City
I hope this year if they get to play in the playoffs
please congratulate /our gals/
>>76489346
>the MLS
>>76489619
I'm staying the fuck away from the feminazis
>>76489619
based pressfu
>>76488967
I want Daddy Horvath to tame Mexico then to tame me
>>76489313
>the jue blackets
Wow what a accomplishedment
>>76489927
Average Attendances/Rank in the City's Major League teams
East
Atlanta United - 47,405 2/4 #1 = NFL Falcons
Chicago Fire - 15,065 6/6 #1 = NFL Bears
Columbus Crew - 17,125 1/2 #2 = NHL Blue Jackets
DC United - 17,081 4/5 #1 = NFL Redskins
Montreal Impact - 20,669 2/3 #1 = NHL Canadiens
New England Revolution - 20,185 3/5 #1 = NFL Patriots
NYCFC - 27,196 4/11 #1 = NFL Giants
New York Red Bulls - 19,421 7/11 #1 = NFL Giants
Orlando City SC - 31,324 1/2 #2 = NBA Magic
Philadelphia Union - 17,519 4/5 #1= NFL Eagles
Toronto FC - 26,583 2/5 #1 = MLB Blue Jays
West
Colorado Rapids - 15,657 4/5 #1 = NFL Broncos
FC Dallas - 14,094 5/5 #1 = NFL Cowboys
Houston Dynamo - 19,021 3/4 #1 = NFL Texans
LA Galaxy - 23,136 4/8 #1 = NFL Rams
Minnesota United - 20,511 3/5 - #1 = NFL Vikings
Portland Timbers - 21,144 1/2 #2 = NBA Trailblazers
Real Salt Lake - 20,160 1/2 #2 = NBA Jazz
San Jose Earthquakes - 19,930 1/2 #2 = NHL Sharks
Seattle Sounders - 42,636 2/3 #1 = NFL Seahawks
Sporting Kansas City - 19,597 3/3 #1 = NFL Chiefs
Vancouver Whitecaps - 22,330 1/3 #2 = CFL Lions
>6 MLS teams have the highest average attendance in their city
Special shoutouts to Chicago, KC, and Dallas for being the only MLS teams that are the least watched pro team in their cities desu
>>76490810
Nice list.
And to be fair, (1) The Fire are terrible, and (2) The Cowboys/Rangers are in Arlington, the Mavs/Stars are in Dallas, and FC Dallas is in Frisco, so they didn't really plan that out well.
>>76491970
Tbh I pretty much just went off of what was in their names. If they claim to be from there, I counted it
>>76489570
>Go a Win
forgot about that kek
Tell me a secret /mls/
My secret: I once dedicated a week leading up to the start of an MLS season samefagging so fucking hard in this thread trying to lure new fans into /mls/ by how active and vibrant the threads were. It was hard work.
That was five fucking years ago. This is the first /mls/ ive posted in in about 2 years.
>>76492705
don't remember you sweetie
>>76492717
That's okay im not a tripfag.
I remember Manchester though she was mai waifu tripfag.
>>76492755
back then i was here just for the big games, so please excuse me for not remembering """people""" by their trips.
lost quite a few trips tho, some better than others
>>76492705
We've all done something similar, friend.
It is the mark of a true /sp/astic
>>76492809
Yeah but I swear 2011 to 2012 was the trip golden age. I honestly cant remember any of their names but Manchester and Podolski HandJob.
badley chip bump.
HOLY SHIT THAT MICHAEL BRADLEY GOAL
Michael Fucking Bradley scored?
What's the world come to
APOLOGIZE
ONE POINT > 0 POINTS
WE OWE YOU, BRADLEY
>>76500363
APOLOGIZE
>>76497778
Fucking hell, the one game he actually doesn't turn out to be dogshit
>>76497778
the moment the bradley naysayers knew they fucked up
https://twitter.com/ahdaafme/status/873996664943628293
>
>>76500872
I'm pretty sure they want us to deport him after that last miss
Im really hoping we eek out a win against costa rica
>>76501051
>>76501117
A Panama-Honduras draw would also be great
>>76501400
MEXICAN FUCKING SHITS
>>76501400
MEXICAN FUCKING SHITS
>>76501400
Defense was a little leaky, but otherwise did a decent job, pulisic looked like a good threat too despite the heavy opposition, beasley made mistakes but put on a passionate performance.
I just wish we had some more creative options and actually be able to string a few plays from the back
>Bradley actually played well today and barely had any turn overs or mistimed passes
I-Im sorry Buradori-sama. I am ready for the Bradley-Acosta partnership
s-sorry mister bradley
>>76501400
MFS
>>76481995
>letting Bradley score on you
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>76501838
I don't think I saw him do his stroll/jog thing even once. I guess they really were trying to get jurgen fired.
>>76501810
>>76502330
the key to Bradley has always been giving him someone he can work with in the midfield
the days when Jones could reliably fill that role are long gone
>>76502477
>when your team fell for the JJJ meme
g-goddammit
>>76502477
Even when he was good he wasn't that type of player
He was at his best when the US played with 3 central midfielders that could cover for him
>>76502514
there was a very narrow window where it worked and worked WELL; we were fortunate that it happened to overlap with the 2014 World Cup
>>76501794
Watch the '13 match in the Azteca and watch that last one and you can definitely see why Arena is far superior to Klinsmann
We had one shot total in 2013
We had a bunch today even on goal
It was always gonna be hard to dominate the game given the altitude
>>76502615
the '13 team didn't have the offensive weapons this one does: bunkering was the right call, even if it required heroic goalkeeping from Howard
wtf was Guzan doing in net today
>>76502814
That Mexican team couldn't do anything offensively though
They only had 1 shot on goal I think
I had totally forgotten about Howard injuring his leg on that kick
Given how many more he would have to do it was probably better to just let Guzan in goal
>>76502615
But we only had 2 shots on target for this game - 2bh we would have had more had Wood and Gonzalez not choked their chances. Mexico only had 1 shot today though so I guess it evens out.
>>76503336
We had 6 more shots and I think 3 more corners
We definitely had more chances and more possible chances on the break
The game in Korea was pretty different from this one
In 02 they tried to go through the wings
Today it was over the time and through the middle
Why did he start Beasley over Villafana? If we wanted to bunker up we could've had a pacey beaner like Jorge defend and we might not have conceded our goal because Beasley failed to keep up with Vela since hes like 40
>>76503438
arena probably went with experience, but supposedly villafana got injured in practice. he wasn't even available as a sub.
apart from these two, >we are kinda running on empty in that position.
>>76503438
Because there was only 2 days rest and they was 2,000 feet higher
If the Trinidad game hadn't been such a must win then maybe you play Beasley Thursday and Villafaña today but Arena didn't have that choice
>>76503438
Also that wasn't Beasley's fault
Someone in that mass of people should have helped
>>76497778
Our boy is so cheeky.
where is our game against costa rica at?
>>76503597
They haven't announced it yet
They did mention that the last home game against Panama will be in Orlando
>>76503438
>>76503512
sad to say, Old Man Beasley might still be our second-best option at LB
unless you want to haul Fabian back out of the midfield, which wharglblargl
>>76503708
I like to see Garza get a turn
>when the anti-bruce/bradley/mls shitters get run out of the thread
when will they come back?
>>76503597
September.
>>76503926
I am here, just fuckjing mad
>Arena makes the wrong choices
>things work out anyway
>I make the wrong choices
>alcoholic on 4chan
>6 months ago people were freaking out that the US might might miss Russia and need help like Mexico in 2014
>now people are complaining that Bruce didn't fight hard enough to get the win in the Azteca itself
Bruce has earned my respect, he's done the job he was hired for.
>>76504580
There's no way we have 8 points from the last 4 games with Klinsy still running the team
Would like to see the NT helmed by someone new for the next campaign, but I'll suffer Arena's smug ass for the meantime if it gets us to Russia
Was it better than Bradley's blooter against scotland or russia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hp2E6DdIvk
>>76505046
Better than either of those
>>76505046
The goal last night might be one of the best of all time, let alone US Soccer, and let alone goals scored by Michael Bradley
>>76504580
It's clear now that jurgen simply didn't have any idea what he was doing.
Well, all that useless international talk is finally over. Now we can get back to important games without being interrupted by unnecessa-
>>76504377
Embrace it.
>the whole week until matches
fuck breaks
Who wins DAC UP
>>76508652
Toronto because Dalass will choke and/or Mauro will get hurt again. Sad, because Dalass is the best run organization in the league.
>>76508965
Why doesn't sallad have fans
>>76509309
Because nobody wants to go to Frisco
>>76508965
*ahem*
>>76509954
MEEEEEEEMMMEEEEEEEES
>>76508652
Chicago
>>76509309
Because sallaD is gay
>>76507983
This thread won't make it and I don't really want it to.
I want all my anti-Arena h8 to disappear because my Rainbow Bradley Jersey is on its way and I am a new person ready to give my foreskin to US Sawker
$29 to see my republic vs RSL
should I do it?
>>76512643
yes
>>76511384
>this thread won't make it
If it survives game 5 tonight, yes it will.
>>76512643
>my
>>76514476
That's a big if. For the next 24 hours after it ends there will be at least 8 "apologize" threads active at all times. And then add the whiners (>muh millenials or >muh refball).
you fags better not let it die
How can I get the San Diego or Miami council?
I'm up here at my county building commission meeting
They're lining out the door trying to prevent this residential area right next to a local landmark and yet the committee approved it
They even said every one complaining had no right to
>>76511384
the key is to never get too triggered by american soccer, just enjoy the good moments and the memes and brace for the rollercoaster of being a US Soccer fan, in the end none of us have a say in how its run so you might as well get comfy embrace it and watch how it evolves
apologize to mr. doyle
MAKE SOCCER GREAT AGAIN
>>76515059
I'm going to let it just to spite you
>>76515603
>How can I get the San Diego or Miami council?
Wat
>>76517241
No, actually, being mad and frustrated all the time as I grow fatter and fatter and the realization I'll never go pro becomes ever more painfully obvious is good actually
brace yourselves
>Lebron
>tfw Warriors win
>>76521691
fuck CA and those piss-colored kits
Last five years, playoff finals appearances
>NBA: four teams, four winners
>NFL: eight teams, three winners
>NHL: eight teams, three winners
>MLS: nine teams, four winners
Don is officially the best Jewish Commissioner.
#2 Bettman
#3 Silver
#4 Goyim Goodell
KEEP HOPE ALIVE
>>76521691
fuck scum jose
>>76519763
who da fuck are you?
>>76522592
the west keeps winning tho, and leafs got too close
>tfw only one bumping it
fugg
>>76523493
Your worst nightmare, pal
>>76523917
shit
I don't follow this league much so correct me if I'm wrong. As I understand it, Sacramento fc was trying to get into the mls but the person who was supposed to sign the agreement made a bid seperate to sacramento fc. So sacramento fc where forced to sell their team to him because american fans are plastics bandwagoners who would've flocked to the new mls team.
How the hell can you people support this garbage? You basically had the people responsible for making the team succesful screwed over by some guy trying to make a quick buck. That's just disgusting and a perfect example of the unfair monopoly mls has. No one should support that garbage. I've yet to see anyone call out that bullshit. People seem to be happy the owners got screwed over cause "hurrr my team gets to be in the MLS". The owner was right about how plastic and disgusting american fans are. The second he lost that mls bid his team was screwed.
One of many reasons why no one should follow this garbage league.
>>76524603
the two ownerships agreed to keeping the name as Sac republic FC, what the fuck are you talking about
the entire fanbase was up in arms about the name change
>>76524603
>"correct me if I'm wrong"
>proceeds to make wild generalizations based on a false premise
Yeah you were wrong
>>76524630
What? Didn't sac republic send a person to sign a bid with mls only for the person to make the bid without sac rep as part of it?
>>76524748
Okay, tell me where I'm wrong and what actually happened then.
I made my generalisation cause if it turns out I'm right I'm too lazy to type it in another post.
>>76524817
they partnered up with a guy/group that would help fund the team getting an MLS expansion, only he pulled a weird move and submitted their bid as Sac United or some shit instead of Sacramento Republic FC. Everyone got super pissed at him and the MLS was hesitant what to do since both camps were arguing over the name and whether the ownership would transfer over or not, but eventually they both decided to keep the name and history of the club as it currently stands
>>76524817
>I made my generalisation cause I'm too lazy
Welcome friend, you will fit right in here at /mls/
>>76524874
That's not what this article says at all.
http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/what-is-going-on-with-sacramentos-mls-expansion-bid-its-messy-020117
"Instead, it was submitted by Kevin Nagle, one of the owners of the Republic who has disassociated himself from the club for the bid. The Republic’s founders weren’t involved anymore, nor was the brand or existing team involved. It was just Nagle."
And according to this article Nagle and his group then acquired the republic.
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/05/15/investors-republic-fc-mls/
As it looks, the owners got screwed over and lost the team they worked so hard for. Amazing how no one has a problem with that.
>>76524913
Thanks m8
>>76525220
>Originally, the Republic FC name was left off the bid investors submitted to MLS. After Sacramento Mayor Darrell Steinberg held a mediation between the team and investors back in early April, both sides began to work on a deal for a unified front to bring MLS to Sacramento.
its exactly what I said, you idiot
>>76525252
Alright, so why did the foxsports article state that it was only nagle that was part of the bid? It wasn't just the name but the owners that where left off the bid as well.
And having nagles group buy the team only seems to back up what I'm claiming. Granted, that could be for many reasons.
>>76525426
he submitted it because it would be Sacramento games and sports or whatever who would fund their ticket. AS I SAID BEFORE, they agreed to terms with Sac FC to carry over the brand, name and history of the franchise that already exists, instead of as his own franchise, Sacramento United
>As part of the deal between investors and the team announced Monday, Republic FC will hold its name, crest, brand identity and history as it works to become an MLS franchise.
>>76525448
So fox sports was wrong and the bid was never supposed to include the actual owners besides the name and brand of the club then.
Alright, I think I understand now. My fault for trusting fox then.
>>76525536
we dont know. As far as we know it was either a miscommunication between nagles and Sac FC, or a power grab
>>76525560
So there is a possibility that the owners got screwed then. We just don't know.
So at this moment, the only bidders with land, a plan, and city support are Sacramento and Miami.
>Phoenix
seems another year or so from being viable
>Tampa Bay
ready but there are still questions about long term survivability in the Florida market
>Cincinnati
still in the idea phase
>Raleigh and Charlotte
lost potential public funding and land
>St. Louis
dead
>Nashville and Indianapolis
obvious choices but are mysteriously slow going.
San Diego has funding and is waiting on a vote, Detroit is waiting on a feasibility plan and then a vote. Both will have news by the end of the month.
Why are some teams "fc" and other teams "sc"?
>>76528655
Because some teams slobber yuro cock, and some don't.
>>76527146
Public funding for millionaires and billionaires to build their stadiums is the worst thing about America.
>>76528655
Some clubs play basketball and chess or other sports
And some are only football clubs
>>76528887
California has already abandoned this shit, and perhaps unsurprisingly, the only MLS bidders asking for government handouts are Southern cities
Thread still here, /mls/?
You're doing it right.
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT BOIS
CHRISTOS WILL BTFO DC
Thank you based stubhub
It's all coming together.
BITCHES.
who /fifth round/ here?
>>76530241
Absolute lads gonna do it
I BELIEVE
>>76522592
>Buttman
no
>>76532976
please beat those meme fucks in KC
Any /mls/ bros want to go to the Orlando-Impacts game with me this weekend?
>>76536065
r u cute?? :)
>>76527146
>Nashville and Indianapolis
>obvious choices
>>76537295
Otherwise the East will end up with twenty Florida teams and no one between Ohio and Texas since St Louis are public funding cucked
That big empty circle of America needs a team if the league is going to have a healthy balance
The same way they won't add Sacramento and San Diego without adding an Arizonan team
>>76438857
forgetting these
>ANtifa flags
>Mexican flags
literally all things we hate
>>76537523
>we
ok sweetie, last time I let a leaf speak for me I regretted it almost immediately
Which part of Christos are you lads from?
>>76538381
the chip aisle
>>76406870
APOLOGIZE
http://www.ussoccer.com/lamar-hunt-us-open-cup/open-cup-tournaments/2017-usoc/2017-us-open-cup-fourth-round/20170613-usoc-fourth-round-dc-united-vs-christos-fc
7:30 PM ET faggots, /ourboys/ vs some eagle fags
>This DCU c team
I've got my excuses ready to go when the upset happens
starting nigs
I remember Maryland Soccerplex, that's where I watched a NWSL game with my mom.
It's pretty comfy, and the game I went to was the first one were they let spectators take beer into the stands.
>>76538781
why would little grills want to take beer into the stands?
>>76538803
It was mostly little girls there, but do not underestimate the appeal of womens' soccer to lesbians.
Lesbians who seemed to enjoy drinking and chanting as much as any soccer fan.
>PRO/REL FOR USA banner
kek
I hope these Christos scrubs get BTFO
>>76538826
i'll take your word for it anon.
>>76538904
APOLOGIZE
JUST
OUR GUYS
>>76538476
Looks pretty similar to their normal starters to me. Missing Hamid and the Argie manlet, obviously, but who else important?
>>76539215
Birnbaum.
Besides that, I guess I can't think of anyone, but there are a lot of names I don't recognize or don't see often.
tfw no baltimore mls team
>>76538381
The generational addiction to using alcohol to self-medicate part
>>76538413
To be fair, he neither passed nor tackled well, but scored a wonderful meme goal
>>76539278
Christos to mls next expansion round confirmed if they win tonight
>getting triggered by an amateur liquor store team
Elite Based And Muscular Sydney FC Lads
HAHAHAHA WORRA DEAD
WELCOME TO THE REAL STREETS BITCH
when are the fags at dc gonna get rid of benny? hard ceiling with him still in charge.
in fact, i don't get the prior players becoming coaches meme
>>76539518
SEETHING
>run a store that sells drinks
>don't have any Gatoraid
Someone get these motherfuckers some electrolytes
nice butt on the numbers grill 2bqh
>>76539741
Last season was so promising but DCU has been so awful this season that it does start to feel like a change is needed.
He should at least be given one season at the new field... it's hard to let go...
>>76539163
Fuck.
rip in piss the dream
>Sam I am, Green Eggs and Ham, to the far corner
I am ready for full Communism
Give /ourguys/ Christos your power, they need us now
\o/
\o/
\o/
heheh
Well you memesters had your fun but looks like these amateurs can't hang with the amazing professional MLS talent of DC United :^)
Who will win the US Open Cup
Is the Canada NT just a glorified meme?
Is /ayy/ dead?
And just what the hell is a Christos?
Find out next time on... /mls/!
>>76539881
>spend 9000+ hours on paint
>fags save thumbnails
>>76539881
>>76539903
>perf
>>76539855
>be dumbass r/MLS commentator
>say dumbass shit that comes into your head because you don’t understand or like soccer and can't explain things
>get sued for copyright infringement
>DC United fire you
Such is the life for OFFENSIVE SECTOR guys
Not everyone can be as lucky as Gus Johnson
>>76539881
1. Dunno, but the Union will lose in the final
2. I don't think they're even meme level
3. Offseason, I think. I don't really mind if they don't come back, though, t.b.h.
4. pic related
>>76539911
but... is it in the net?
>>76539911
>tip your server
ffs lids
>>76539936
>3. Offseason, I think. I don't really mind if they don't come back, though, t.b.h.
bite your tongue
Just s-stop... they're a-already dead :(
>the bombed-out city of amateur endurance levels
So this is the power of the MLS
>>76539862
>>76539989
*teleports behind your team bus*
*slits the tires in a drunken rage*
>conceding a goal to Curacao
>the rundown hamlet of leafland
>>76538381
The can't run for +60 minutes part
>>76539936
>tfw you've watched the Union lose 2 finals in person
>>76538381
>being from Maryland
that being said I live about an hour north of them
rip liquor
F
>tumblrs
>>76541130
>Portland
RIP OKC
>xheattle
>Panama
>Portland Tumblrs
>Christos FC Tired Boys
>DRILL BABY DRILL FC
Better luck next time, amateurs
>>76542681
Did you think of all these yourself?
>>76543222
Yes, I invented them. It is OC and I am the OC inventory.
What have you done for /sp/? Nothing, you pathetic, vile worm. Your useless existents is closing and I won't even bless you with a speedy end because you don’t deserve a moment of my attention.
Goodbye you fucking ghoul
>Timburrs
>>76542681
nice memes
>>76543256
As an elder mastar of the MLS memes, I don't see why he should even think twice when criticizing your low effort ""memes""
Maybe next time you can try when making clams of new OC, these are just rethreaded and have been countlessly upboated already. and quiet frankly they should be tossed into the bin already.
maybe next time you can think twice before making jokes and laughs at the vaunted Portland Timbers franchise who play in Soccer City USA I'll have you know, and which has been around as an institution in this country before you were even a speck in your father's eye.
so catch you on the pitch next time you imposter, maybe you'll get a clue
>>76543435
hi i am here for hte christos memes
>>76544295
>tfw lactic acid
>>76543222
>>76543329
Tired Boys is funny
I would do up the whole thing but we will all have forgotten about this by next week
https://youtu.be/4NeLB4nEE90
Please sign him for your MLS teams
Thanks in advance
S
OO
N
>>76546079
>>76546088
>>76546098
Quality post
>soccer memes
Closer to this weekend, anon.
Do you have your spot at the bar picked out, and a SOCK-R QT?
It remains lit, famm.
Loons win tonight
>>76547135
non-league schedule where?
First Ohio derby tonight. Pretty excited tbqhwy
>>76546953
>imblying i go out, drink, talk to people, or watch sawker
just get live updates on the site
>>76547752
But then how can you contribute to capitalism by purchasing beer and swag?
>>76548121
buy cheap merch if i see it, otherwise i don't.
>>76548151
>cheap merch
Anyone got a website for that?
>international break
>basketball over
>hockey over
Your choices are baseball, soccer, or outdoors, anon.
Choose wisely.
I legit want to buy a Christos shirt. Anyone know where I could get one?
>>76548643
have you tried the internet?
>>76548664
Yeah. I searched a bit, but found nothing. And I'm lazy, so I'm calling in backup.
>>76548752
>internet shopping backup
K
>>76548435
Aliexpress
>>76549079
sold american
>>76548832
They're an amateur liquor store team, it's not like their stuff is on Amazon
>>76548435
well sometimes i find cheap mls stuffs at ross/marshalls/etc. those types of stores. been meaning to do the aliexpress but been too lazy to order.
>>76549233
>beer league
>not selling swag for beer money
amateur indeed
NEW in a few shitposts
>>76549264
>>76549264
>>76549264
streaming or audio?
>another maxed mls thread
>Utah
>Loons
>500
>>76549434
Never though anyone was that autistic to buy one of those,but a girl!