/heem/: Rich Panini Edition

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Good thread

This is the thread.

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I'm going to marry Tuss!!

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>my boy beat the featherweight champion

Feels good

Who is your favourite fighter?

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>>76379376

>>76379340
haha, great submission friend

What a great thread

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im just here to protect me mum

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Wtf I love /heem/ now

>>76379385
It was quite good right?
Dustin is sneaky on the ground.

>>76379376
Dustin Poirer
Jorge Masvidal
Maryna Moroz
Hector Lombard

Nice thread

>American imperialist beats up poor defenseless African man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD3khaPxGa0

Aldo's hardest strikes didn't hurt Max.

Now he's going to move up a division?

Get real.

This is literally the perfect time for him to retire.

>>76379388
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>>76379629
thanks for the support

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>>76379698
Bad bait

>>76379768
Damn Derrick Lewis is doing security now?

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What is the biggest blackpill of mma?

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>>76379825
everyone is on PEDs

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Does anyone else think Aldo looked a bit shit against Max?

Not even cause Max made him look shit, but he looked slow after Round 1. And Round 1 was a round which he largely controlled, so it's not like Max had been teeing off on him to gas him out

A ver donde están mis /heem/ hermanos?

>>76379925
Please stop your friend simulating wars

Hey just wanted to say you guys are great and I love you all. Peace, love, and prosperity to everyone.

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How do you guys feel about Dillon Danis?

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

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>>76380129
I have none

there is a 90% chance i will be fired from my job by the end of the month

hug me /heem/

>>76380157
Eugene bless

>>76380162
On top of that you're gonna get banned. What a bad month.

BASED mobileposters workin the marks HARD

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>>76380162

>>76379901
Probably bad weight cut since he needed the towel
Aldo is the better fighter, he just didnt fight better that night, he will be back

>>76380168
Bless bro

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>>76380183
Working marks into a shoot since day one!

>>76380202
Bless bro. Eugene is he most underrated analyst on planet Earth.

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>76380234

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>>76379901
He looked slow because he was trying to pace himself and Holloway can and did put a pace on him. You're not giving Holloway nearly enough credit

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Who is your favorite mma personality?

>>76380265
Joey Diaz

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>>76380234
>>76380237
>13 seconds

>>76380289
>That'snotflowy.jpg

Borrachinha is the future GOAT

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What is your favorite MMA related podcast?

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is artem vs aldo the only fight to make?

>>76380363
Aldo would destroy Conor in a rematch

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idk why i even come here. its 90% spam now

>>76380451
Why do you feel the need to post this? Youre just inviting more shitposting

STUDBOY HAS BEEN LIVE FOR A FUCKING HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr0Hwn8H5Mw
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>>76380451
>filtering that many posts
You shouldn't come here. Seriously, go to Sherdog or something.

>>76380488
Seriously how much of a sperg do you have to be to take 4chan that seriously

>>76380493
I feel sorry for the guy.

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What is the worst judges decision in MMA history? What is it?

>>76380508
Edgar vs Bendo 2
Machida vs Davis

>>76380508
Arlovski vs. Schaub

>>76380526
Stop spamming pngs

>>76380493
i only have 3 filters
>img_xxxx
>schaub image filenames
>schaub in post

those 3 shouldnt be more than 50% of every thread

>>76380560
You're a no fun allowed nerd. Insufferable pos stop complaining all the time.

>>76380560
Get a trip so I can filter your constant whining

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Is he really calling himself "arguably the greatest fighter of all time"

ive read that 40 times and my mind still won't accept it

>>76380588
>dat jiggle
schaub damn

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Favorite season of TUF? Other than 10 and first season. for me its the Flyweights season, fun fights!!

>>76380608
Indeed he does. Some people might agree like Rogan or Schaub. Beating Ray Borg and Wilson Reis isn't going to convince most of /heem/ though.

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>>76380608
He's one of the most talented fighters ever, I see nothing wrong with his statement

>>76380608
Not even anderson, gsp or fedor ever called themselves that.
Dana should strip him and make tj fight for the vacant title against borg, that would be hilarious

>>76380646
>Dana should strip him and make tj fight for the vacant title against borg, that would be hilarious
My sides.

>>76380608
wgaf about this midget? fight tj or fuck off.

>le goat
it's jones and its not even fucking close, how does he have the nerve to call himself the goat lmao.

>>76380615
when did schaub go to the zoo?

>>76380639
One of the most, yes. Goat? Maybe if he beat TJ and Cody.

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>>76380646
>>76380632
>muh heem
>muh humility

True GOATs own up to it

>>76380646
>Dana should strip him and make tj fight for the vacant title against borg, that would be hilarious
kek

>>76380615
Bisping vs Mayhem was amazing.

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>>76380162
You had a good title run Jose, don't worry Dana won't fire you

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Why in the name of Schaub is Jon Fitch still fighting?

Didn't he retire?

>>76380560
You probably enjoy watching WMMA you fucking pussy

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who /tibau/ here?

fuck khabib

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>>76380740
Met him at Duffy's in coconut creek one night when I was there for a UFC PPV. I forget which one. His calves are massive in person.

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>>76380632
>>76380639
>>76380646
Its just the way he writes it. Even if it were true (its not) its mind blowing how stupid it sounds. Like hes trying to be intelligent and persuasive and sane.

Also

>if it takes me speaking up and encouraging other fighters to ban together to start getting fair treatment, then so be it

>then so be it

What are you talking about? Just write your letter and lets let the fighters decide if it will have that effect? This is cringy, low iq, delusional stuff

do u realize mm is a manlet, baldlet, and a brainlet?????

>>76380740
Tibau's career in the ufc is a joke, dude was juiced to the gills and had over 20 fights and never even sniffed a title shot

>>76380763
did he offer sopa?

>>76380777
It was right after his fight with Norman Parke. Dude was cycling on again for sure. Even my dad was like damn this guy is juiced to the gills.

not every brazilian likes sopa de macaco(monkey soup), to be fair its only around 30% of the brazilians who actually like it
this banter is dumb

>>76380709
kek

>>76379277

This man has nice eyes.

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>>76380797
>to be fair its only around 30% of the brazilians who actually like it
> only around 30%
>30%

>>76380795
is your dad enlightened about based brendan?

>>76380812
Kind eyes for sure

>>76380826
He knows him from TUF. Doesn't listen to TFATK though.

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>>76380769

>do u realize mm is a manlet, baldlet, and a brainlet

Wut

>>76380816
jjjjookkkee

>>76380840
that's a shame, I dont listen to whole podcasts due to time constraints but I do enjoy the clips he posts on his youtube channel.

Could Lebron James beat Mighty Mouse?

post your Schaub folder

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Real talk. The UFC needs to let MM break the title defence record then dissolve the 125 division.

>>76380884
>having a schub folder

are you gay or something

I like watching one dimensional flat footed fighters like Wilson Reis and Lineker more than I like watching technical point cucks like Wonderboy and Maia
does this makes me a casual?

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>>76380884

>>76380921
no, that makes you based, fuck wonderboi

>>76380932
post flexible schaub

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>>76380951

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>>76380932
How do you think Brandon would feel if you showed him that picture?

>>76380959
Don't think he would care, really. It's basically just all his facebook and twitter pics.

>>76380953
mind if I save it?

>>76380896
Who are those kids? Why is jr high school fight club encouraged

>>76380976
Go right ahead.

>>76380986
I really, really, really like this flexible schuab

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>>76380966
So you dont think he would find it weird for one man to save and collect dozens of pictures of him just because they were on facebook?

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>>76380986
thanks, schaub bless.

>>76381000
It's just pics he's posted on social media. I don't stalk him and take my own pics, that would be weird.

>>76381017
No, you just save dozens of pictures of a man you dont know personally on your computer for repeated viewing and showing off as often as possible. Totally normal behavior.

post your h8ers folder

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>>76381000
>>76380981
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>>76380769
>>76380816
H8rs of all kind are lamentable

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>>76381039
I see where this is going and you're just trying to make me upset. I don't have a problem.
>>76381043
Yes they are.
>>76381042
one min

>>76380932
Post the folder containing your Schaub folder

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>>76381042
Yes, most are dedicated to you.

>>76381043
Hatred is a great feeling

>>76381054
Nah man, you dont have a problem. You just save an entire folder's worth of picture of a stranger and his child that you look at and post all day every day.

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>>76381075
see if your h8er images were more quickly accessible you might be able to beat your 11sec record

>>76381090
I don't try to set records. I'm not here to live up to your standards.

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Discuss.

Side note: Sam Sheridan's wife just directed Wonder Woman.

>>76381096
Of course not friend. You are just here to post your large collection of pictures of a man you dont know and his infant son.

what is the best wmma weight class to Jack Off to?

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>>76380932
I like it very good :)

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>>76381130
I listen to hours of Schaub a day. I feel like I know him. I've met him once at tfatk live at palm beach improv. Stop making it seem like I post pics of Tiger. I have no solo pics of Tiger from his instagram. I don't do that. Then you would have a point there, but every image I post contains Brendan.

>>76381108
Pathetic

>>76381148
based coral springs putting these haters in the suicide zone

>>76381148
Yeah man, like I said, you just spend all day posting pictures you saved of a straight man you dont know personally because you cant stop thinking about him. Perfectly normal bro. 100%.

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>>76381160
I don't condone suicide, but I have no problem telling haters to stay in their lane.
>>76381165
>can't stop thinking about him
It's not like that. I'm just a super fan. Like fireman Ed and the new york jets.

>>76381148
Is this satire or an actual stalker

>>76381185
he doesnt even listen to schaub. he just spams for (you)s

>>76381177
Based underwater Coral God

>>76381177
Yeah man, you're just a superfan, like John Hickenly is a fan of Jodie Foster. I get it, that's why you devote every spare hour of your day to looking at and posting picture of this straight married man who doesn't know you. I get it broski

>>76381194
Don't even know what to say to this. It's just wrong. I listen to every podcast schaub is on.

>>76381177
anywhere I can watch his stand up?

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>>76381194
>>76381185
>>76381217
I honestly feel sorry for h8rs that actually think stuff like this

He doesn't judge you and does nothing wrong to you other than just happening to like someone you dont.

It sounds like you have problems with yourselves

Joey Diaz is the only funny person in that podcast

>>76381238
Nah man, it's like I said; I get it. He just really enjoys spending all day looking at and posting dozens of pictures of retired athlete he doesn't know because he enjoys nothing more than thinking about and talking about this straight married stranger. Like I said buddy, I get it.

>>76380723
He's actually been doing pretty good recently

>>76380769
I don't understand how the UFC changing fights that haven't officially been signed 3 months out from the scheduled date is 'tyrannical'. If it was in the middle of a camp then yeah sure, but that's more than enough time to prepare.

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Claudia

>>76381297
>ruined herself with a lame tiger tattoo
too bad, into the garbage she goes.

>>76381284
>>76381217
He's not married. Also what's the big deal if he's straight? I'm not comprehending.

>>76381259
don't make me beg anon

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Lol the (((((UFC))))) is going to heem itself with this mighty mouse faggotry. The smart mobsters sold the clownkikes at wwe a fucking shitshow that has to have cut-throat management to survive. Now they want to go full SJW and say Dana White is just like Trump and they need to hire somebody else because this stupid manlet faggot wrote a letter? Nevermind the fact that zero valid points are included and this pussy is dodging TJ. Nevermind this manlet is also a brainlet and the letter sounds like a 4 year old pretending to be a lawyer wrote it.
Manlets. Don't. Sell. PPVs. They have been faking it well with the women but that meme is worn out too. No longer are fucking badasses coming from Pride. No more McGregor selling a fucking world of PPVs for chimp money.
(((Bleached report)))) is turnerbroadcasting now so it's shit tier but this article is so funny.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2713765-the-question-as-mighty-mouse-rips-him-is-dana-white-still-an-asset-to-new-ufc

Yeah fire Dana. The last guy who knows how to run the UFC. Even Joe Rogain is making fun of the shit tier wee management.
>go full SJW
>lose $ and mainstream appeal
Enjoy your fireings and ROI down the shitter fucking "investors" lol making $4 billion back over 40 years ain't gonna happen.

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>>76381297
>that club foot

>>76381309
:)

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>>76381328
>>76381284
Youre spending all day thinking of Coral and Schaub

Sort yourself before you sort others

>>76381312

Looking forward to Aldo Cub 2, but personally I want to see him fight artem. Good for memes, easy rebound, and also gives Aldo the satisfaction of beating Conors buddy.

>>76381321
>Lol the (((((UFC))))) is going to heem itself with this mighty mouse faggotry.

Didn't you know, goy? Amanda Nunes is just cannon fodder.

>>76381343
please

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holy shit Springsperg, you should brag about creepy shit like that

>>76381348
Nah man dont be silly, I couldn't possibly devote as much time and energy to a stranger as you. In fact I'm not sure any reasonable man could. I might save a few picture or webm's of fighter I like, but you really went the extra mile and have dozens that you spread with every opportunity. That's good for you buddy, really.

One of the cringiest and casualest posts ive ever read. Try formatting your posts in English and less than a page next time

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>>76381369
You're the one that posts creepy stuff.

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Only problem is she eats stuff like octopus and squid and I don't know if I can commit to that

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>>76381370
>I couldn't possibly

But you do. And it strikes a nerve due to your passive aggressive tone.
Im not going to further dignify this discussion. Its evident you just look to insult and h8

>>76380921
Maia isn't a point fighter

>>76380608
He really needs to stop blaming others for not being a draw.

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>>76381382
squid and octopus is delicious desu

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>>76379901
>>76380262
I like Holloway though

Aldo wasn't trying to pace himself for shit in the first. In the second he was pushing the action, but also genuinely looked tired. His speed, reactions and hell, even his chin didn't seem like the Aldo of old. He has gotten older, but everything just seemed a tad lacking.

>>76381399
I don't get why fighters don't hire pr guys. With the financial incentive from ppv buys it would make sense to hire someone to market yourself if you can't do it on your own

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>>76381410
It stinks though

cub swanson vs artem lobov was the maini event of a major UFC card in 2017

>>76381321
A huge part of what made everything work before the sale was all the secrecy that allowed the UFC to lie about the value of the company, PPV points, locker room bonuses, and countless other things. Once that $4 billion number was out in the open it all went out the window. Things wold still be a fucking mess even if the Fertittas were still in charge, the only huge blunder 100% due to WME is the way they've fucked up the matchmaking.

>>76381428
no it doesn't, not more than fish.

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>>76381440
Yes and fish smells horrible, can't be having that in my kitchen

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What does this expression convey?

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>>76381398
He makes a point of trying to break your neck

>>76381428
hey man, do you have any more Dustin webms? I'm from Southern Louisiana and he's my boy, but I dont really have any webms of him

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>>76381416
Holloway was simply the better fighter. He gameplanned to perfection. Brendan unironically has a great breakdown of the fight

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>>76381479
I have that one and some from the eddie fight and him submitting max

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>>76381479

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>>76381330
>>76381307
>the state of karolinafags

>>76381516
thx, i'd like the max one too

>>76381297
ay carumba

>>76381416

First, he's getting older. Now is around the time fighters start slowing down. Second, I actually think he looked good. He was quick, had some good counters that max didn't see coming. He also ate some good shots and probably would have recovered from the knockdown if max didn't do such a good job of swarming him.

And as far as him gassing, he was fighting a pace he isn't used to, was getting hit to the body, and had a tough weight cut. It's not like he gassed fighting the same pace he always does like weidman. Even in the third, he was flatfooted but still throwing heat. Max just realised he could eat the counters and timed Aldo's slips.

>>76381560
Up here

>>76379340

>>76381571
30 is when a fighter is in their prime

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>>76380588
Was never attracted to her much before but this webm... not bad

>>76381571
He controlled the first yet still looked much slower in the Second. Max hadn't landed many body shots by that point. If anyone was pushing the pace it was Aldo.
Something just seemed off, there was very little of that impeccable timing he's known for, his reactions might have been good, but they weren't "Aldo tier", if that makes sense.
Of course Max was tagging him, but it's not like Aldo's never been tagged before

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Why does the UFC site do this

>>76381613

I don't think he really started slowing down til the last minute of the second, I might need to rewatch. He seemed to be wasting a lot of energy, like whenever he hit max with a good shot he would follow up with 3 shots that just hit his arms and did nothing.

>>76381651
lazy formatting

>>76381582
thanks broseph

>>76380488
I used to post on Sherdog many years ago, but haven't been there in a while. What's it like now?

>>76380608
Wait, who is this? Dem Johnson?

>>76380797
If I come to Brazil, will you make it for me?

>>76381651
pajeet programmers

>stipe vs cain

who

>>76381793
stipe.

jds ngannou?

http://jonnybones.com/products/enjoy-jonny-bones-tee/

lmao

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>>76381839
Wew

Since when does JBJ have his own apparel website anyway

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What sort of martial arts does anon train?

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>>76381839
>>76381869
this one is aight

>>76381883
i3 ones?

>>76380797
You sound like the famous ''Designated shitting streets'' Indian from int

>>76381877
Damn Tito got thicc

>>76381898
13 fight win streak

>>76381877
DAT CM PUNK SIDE HOP

>>76381793
I think Cain is finished at the top level.

>>76379277
What is heem?

>>76381978
baby don't hurt me

how many times has a p4p goat declined a fight at his own weight class?

not counting short notice

>>76379644
Has there ever been a single good South African fighter? Ruan Potts was such shit

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>>76381986
don't hurt me

Sam Alvey beats Bisping

>>76381826
ngannou

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>>76382018
no more

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H-Hello Dana?

Josh Barnett is way underrated

>>76382094
txt me plaz

tyron would have beaten gsp in his prime

>>76381986
>>76382018
>>76382051
Gtfo Reddit. Someone tell me what the fuck heem means?

>>76382128
He would have gotten his face jabbed off.

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>>76382131
baby don't hurt me

>>76382131
It's short for hemophilia

JUST BLEED

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>>76379277
great thread, great stud radio tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr0Hwn8H5Mw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr0Hwn8H5Mw

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>>76382147
don't hurt me

>>76382094
dis is my eyedeeya

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>>76382161
no more

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>>76382174
what is heem?

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>>76382186
(Yeah)

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>>76381978
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-C25RXTIhk

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>>76382212

does Max have a kush tattoo?

insert reddit opinions

>aldo's legacy isn't diminished at all by losing twice in embarrassing fashion twice during his prime

>i-i-it's just like Fedor and Anderson!

>>76382288
Aldo's legacy is diminished by him being a giant bitch about getting humiliated and also getting exposed by guys he doesn't physically overpower. He's not really in his prime anymore especially since he can't roid.

>>76382288
>>76382300

For sure keep samefagging my guy

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Why does max have such a good chin?

>>76380588
Why did she give up her back to a black belt?

>>76382318
keep being a nerd, guy. Terrible intuition.

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>>76382318
for sure keep being wrong

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>>76382325

>>76382325
Cause he said he was gonna do da damn ting and a damn ting he did

hashtakingsandvillages

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me first from the right, which one are you /heem/?

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>>76382514
Far left

Just heard the most retarded shit, some dudes saying Max and Nate should fight at middleweight. I asked why and they said because they're six foot and you know who else is 6 foot, Michael Bisping

I said how retarded do you have to be to base weight of height, there is fighters like Max who have narrow shoulders and stuff and 5'11 fighters who have really broad shoulders and bone density who could never be 145 even at the same body fat

Then obviously they just said M-Muh Nates 210 pounds he should be fighting at middleweight you're just a fan boy!!

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>>76382370

>>76382551
Who's saying this shit to you at 8am in the morning lmaooooo

>>76382514
Nate is way bigger than Nick why is Nick a welterweight and Nate a lightweight

>>76382551
Max isnt even 6 foot I think, hes some king of manlets at '10 or '11

>>76382551
bisping is 6'2"

>>76382583
Busted.

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>>76382551
Igor Vovchanchyn is 5'8

>>76382603
6'1 same as Nate
>>76382593
Inch doesn't matter
>>76382583
Just guys at the gym

>>76382583
>lmaooooo
literally cringed

>>76382624
>inch doesnt matter

Thats not what she said

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>>76379340

>His boy is Poorier

when does the media day stuff start? it's usually in like 5 hours but since they're kangaroo land did it happen already?

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Which fighter does he remind you of /heem/?

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>>76380526

Is there something wrong with socks like that?

I have loads of socks like that

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>>76382772
nope

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>>76382779

>>76382754
Could be worse. My boy is Ed Herman.

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>everybody completely forgot about angela magana now that she shut the fuck up
i sure hope dana told her to shut up and thats why its quiet now. i doubt a vapid chick like that could come to the realization that she's in the wrong on her own

>>76380615

USA vs UK

TUF 3
TUF 5

Flyweights season was probably the best in terms of quality of fights

>>76382792
The fact people talked about her despite her not winning a fight in what, 5 years is enough though.
It's still something that gets mentioned, but it's just been buried under other news

>>76382777
Yes, they're cotton. You should be wearing wool socks, especially with trail runners. Earthy colors.

>>76380265
How ironic is your Eugene fandom? He seems like that loud guy desperate to be the coolest dude in the room to me. Serial name dropper.

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>>76380932
>>76381139
>>76380884

Everyone should have this folder

>>76382820
shhhh thats just the schaub poster looking for more attention. dont (you) him

>>76382827
*injures knee*

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rory

>>76382827
>Blep
Good folder though
If you want thumbnails for your webms get media preview

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>>76380884

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>>76382846

>>76382846
can you post the 'not sure my man, 38 percent' webm

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>>76382880

For sure my man 100 percent

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>>76382843
Posting webm with cryptic name without knowing what it contains is half the fun

>>76382894
kek

did he ever say '38 percent' though

>>76382827
>>76380932
>>76381139
>>76382846
Lads what are the odds these guys have the same OS, folder formatting and screen res

>>76382754
>why yes I do reply to posts from 7 hours ago

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>>76382843

I probably should yeah. Thanks breh

>>76382900

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>>76382899

Nah it was just a play on "hundred percent"

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>>76380560
Elite post

Fighting is wrong

>>76382977
Dubs confirm close the thread lads mma is FINISHED

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>>76382900

>>76382977
Get over losing to Floyd already. It is not a good look for you Manny

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When is this manlet's suspension up?

Think he'll be relevant at the top of FW again?

>>76383072
I definitely think he can beat Max if he gets the shot, most likely he loses to either Aldo or Frankie

>>76383072
>>76383081
next year

aldos chin is shot I think he can take him now. Might beat max we havent seen max fight a dominant wrestler really

>>76383072
>manlet

He's 5'6".

>>76379340
Fugg that looks painful

>>76383156

Yes, that's right, a manlet

What was your point?

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>>76383072
May 2018

>tfw wake up, scroll through the thread and see h8rs impersonating me

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattrery I guess.

Marcin Helds getting one more shot in the ufc. He's fighting in December. I can't wait I'm so glad he's not cut. He will win this time

>>76383706

Who's he fighting?

>>76383714
Undecided yet

>>76379376
Choi
Aldo
Khabib
Conor
Wonderboy (when he lets his hands go)
Robbie
Gunni
Anderson
Bones (it's close between him and Gus, but I have to respect Jon's unbelievable talent)
Stipe

fucking can't stop playing Hawaiian Kickboxer

>>76383775
It is wat it is, just play da dam ting

hashtagalohameanshelloandgoodbye

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lorenzo would be putting that midget in his place.

WAH HAPPA 2 U UFSEE

>>76383803
at the end of the day you know what I mean youknowwhatImean?

>>76382769
daniel craig

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>It's already been an entire year since Kimbo Slice died