/heem/

who /rickspics/ here?

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/heem/ bless

Are we ever going to experience something like the Showtime Kick ever again?

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BIGG LADD coming through

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nth for the Goat

who will break into the elite first at 145 out of the following?

>Yair
>Choi
>Burgos
>Knight
>Bektic

[spoiler]if you picked Yair, you're an idiot[/spoiler]

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Eugene bless

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Borrachinha

>>76357498
Burgos

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>>76357498
Choi or Knight definitely

>>76357503
AYY

That dude in the middle with a grey tank top is my boxing instructor.

>>76357507
Paolo vs. Shoeface would be very interesting

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anybody else /LADD/?

Dana does more for the sport in one year than mighty mouse has in his whole career.

>>76357539
THAT"S BECAUSE THE HAVEN"T PROMOTED HIM!

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>>76357523
>Choi

>>76357539
Dana is just a glorified spokesman.

>>76357561
t. cc dropout

>>76357573
t. balding loser

>It's an Aldo returns to featherweight in a few months instead of moving to lightweight episode.

Literally fucking why? Move on. Nothing to fucking see or do in that division anymore.

>cuckstaffson

>>76357584
nope, I have a great head of hair. 80s Gibson esque in my feathery plumage, Joe.

you're still a ccd doe

>>76357498

Knight 100%

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What are some REALLY dumb opinions you've read on /heem/ that still resonate with you deeply?

>Eddie is a pretty good grappler
>Amanda can't do enough to stop the clinch
>Aldo can beat Khabib
>DC has gotten better since the 1st Jones fight
>Arlovski will wrestle Ngannou to a decision

kek, DJ thinks he has any say just because he has 10 title defenses. UFC is a business and only money matters in a business. DJ does not draw shit. He headlined 4 PPV cards wih each being one of the least buys in UFC history.

This little midget does not realise that the UFC does not want to invest money in him cause evidently they cant make him profitable.

>>76357624
''GSP was not on steroids''

>>76357483
eventually

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>>76357624
>Yair is going to end Frankie's career

Then again, I thought Jose was going to embarrass Max so what do I know.

>>76357667
>is he le draw? xD
Back to aspie my dude

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mighty mouse says he walks around at 180-190 when not fighting, make him fight yoel to keep his division.

>>76357548
>so furious you're holding down the shift key instead of using capslock
Sad!

>>76357440
What is she hiding under that beanie?

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>>76357711
a mane

>>76357624
Aldo would beat Khabib. Khabib literally only has takedowns and if he struggles with those he turns into a Ronda tier boxer

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>>76357440

What's your personal dream match-up?

Mine is Overeem vs Cain.

>>76357498
Choi. I think he'd be elite if he fixed up the holes in his game

>>76357736
Whenever I read an opinion this dumb, I invariably wonder how the rest of anon's life has gone up to this point in time.

>>76357498
Bektic is the most talented IMO

>>76357736
>Aldo would beat Khabib
Lol dude

>>76357760
Whenever i see a statement this cringe inducing on /heem/ i wonder how many more years that poster will be a virgin

>>76357743
Chuck Liddell vs Dan Henderson about 10 years ago.

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>>76357733

Post your dream matches:

Aldo vs Khabib
or
Maia vs Khabib

>>76357783
Whenever I see someone unironically use the word "cringe," I wonder why anon even pretends he's ever had a real social interaction.

>>76357817
*he smugly posts from his friend simulator*

>>76357783
lol nigga we all know the closest u been to a vagina is when u popped out 12 years ago foh little man

>>76357833
>lol nigga

Literally cringed

>>76357826
>friend simulator
I bet your top 3 favorite things to do are rewatching the Matrix and V for Vendetta and playing Sims. Neck yourself my man.

>>76357849
kys you literal zero

>>76357849
thats cuz u a dweeb little nigga. dont have a cringe spasm the first time a girl looks at u spastic nigga

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Why is Bisroid ducking Borrachinha?

>>76357852
Did mommy type that out for you or were you clever enough to type it yourself?

who /DoTheDamnTing/ here?

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>>76357833

>>76357689
moron

>>76357873
Are you ok?

>>76357880
That was as weak as your dick when you try beating it for the 8th time in a day to /heem/ bunda pics. Sad!

>>76357899
Go back

Wouldn't Aldo's amazing TDD prove a problem for Khabib though, even though he's a beast?

>>76357898
how many more pics of men taking bubble baths u got homo
>>76357900
better den u dork ass nigga

>>76357902
>Sad!
>drumpfposting

Cringing irl rn @ ur """"lyfe"""""

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>>76357916

Fuck that bitch nigga Dana

God I can't wait for UFC to drop flyweight division make those horse jockeys move up

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>Aldo would beat Khabib

>>76357920
>unironically ironically memeing at the speed of autism
For real my man, you're a joke.

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>>76357917

>>76357916
Khabib shoots like a Eastern euro/russian wrestler, we have seen Aldo TDD work against American folk style. and even now guys like Edgar have modified their shots now to compensate for Aldo's TDD

Should be interesting because we dont know how Aldo makes adjustments to their weird angles/grips a russian based wrestler like Khabib would do.

>>76357928
>saving that picture

*cringes*

>>76357943
gay ass nigga wut other nasty shit u in2? post a screen of ur porn folder bitch ass gay

>>76357916
Aldo has problems with rangey strikers not manlet wrestler boxers

>>76357958
>manlet wrestler boxers
Khabib is bigger and taller than him you dumb casual.

>>76357955
>screeching autism

>>76357971
Im sorry to hear

>>76357968
Look at the reach you fucking retarded casual scum mcgregor dick sucking donkey fat fucking scrub.

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>>76357957

all i have on my hd is alien egg laying videos, sorry to disappoint.

>>76357978
, said the autistic anon when his pediatrician gave him his diagnosis.

>>76357981
what about max's reach you damn moron?

>>76357991
Im guessing you know from personal experience. Sad!

>>76357981
>the reach
More casual autism. Reach is irrelevant when you're getting beaten up on the ground. Nick Lentz who is a pretty good wrestler with great TDD got bodied by a Dagestani for 3 rounds and could do literally nothing about it.

>>76357984
u fucked in the head dude get urself help

>>76357997
You have the lamest banter, dude. Like 40-year old jaded dad tier. Kevin Spacey style. Don't ever do a rap battle unless you want to become the biggest meme on WSHH.

>>76357998
>Reach is irrelevant
LOOOOOOLL

>Nik Lentz = Aldo

hahahahahahahahaha

>>>/asp/

>>76358003
im pretty sure /gif/ has all the gay and trap stuff you could ever want, anon

@76358021
Beg me

>>76357995
What about it

>>76357998

>>76358018
>banter

Cringing

Im not gonna be ur friend weirdo

>>76358036
No one wants to be your friend, my guy. But hey, I bet you turned down the cutest girl at your middle dance night, too, right? Definitely not the other way around.

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>Aldo would beat Khabib

Dana's going to hate Ariel so much now

>>76358027
keep that shit 2 urself queer bait pegging fetish nigga

>>76358051
Im sorry i didn't mean to upset you there's people you can meet outside of here that will like you for who you are

>>76358058
>Implying he doesn't hate him already

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"Yea DJ the reason we can't promote is because you're small. People just don't want to watch small guys on television."

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>>76357984

correction, i have 30 gigs of xev bellringer too.

>spamming your avatar because you dont have an argument

SEETHING

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https://twitter.com/search?q=manlets&src=typd

>>76358065
lol thanks for the advice man. In return, I highly advise shaving the neckbeard. I can smell the sweat curds buried in it from here. Been up all night frantically shitposting huh?

>>76358076
who's that in the pic? RDJ? it looks like Sharokh Khan

>>76358085
I see you have some personal issues you want to let out. You should talk to a therapist about that

>Implying "LOOOOOOOOOOLL" is an argument
Literally beg me you loser

>Aldo would beat Khabib
Imagine being this dumb rofl

>>76358101
When your autism short-circuits, do you resort to general insults said a million times by default? Be original, homie.

>>76358081
>Weaboos
>Frog avatars

Really makes you think.

>>76357916
habib isnt the size of a manchild so he should be fine

>>76358051
>referring to yourself as the cutest girl at prom

Yikes

>>76358119
Take a deep breath from the diaphragm. Everything is going to be okay.

>homie
Im not your friend. You need ones in real life

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>>76358130
>this man's critical reading skills

>>76358142
If you have gender identity issues its fine. People are more accepting of your condition nowadays

>>76358141
You're a cornball. Be honest, are you like 50? Or do you genuinely not know how to come up with anything that can be considered witty?

Isnt tibau like 5'7 too and khabib didnt take him down

>>76358150
It's all good, man. You can get your GED anytime. You're gonna have to start reading and understanding what the words mean, though.

>>76358159
Tibau is bigger than Aldo and weighed like 190 lbs for that fight.

>>76358151
>are you like 50?
what does that have to do with coming up with anything witty lol

>this one sperg raging in every single post

>>76358151
Deeo breaths, anon. Deep breaths. Its going to be okay.

>>76358173
When was the last time an old man laid a verbal smackdown on anyone that wasn't his wife?

>>76358178
Good one.

>>76358164
But you must understand yourself first

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>>76357498
Bektic
He was dominating Elkins until he got caught and he could beat everyone else on that list

>>76358196
This is true. You still have time to find direction in life, anon. I'll pray for you.

>>76358195
>when was the last time an old man laid a verbal smackdown on anyone that wasnt his wife

This probably sounded funny in your head, didn't it?

>>76358201
>he was winning until he lost

Lol Bektic completely gassed, he didn't get caught by anything except with a horrific gas tank

>>76358204
Nope, just asking a question. You ain't gonna catch me, anon. I'm Demian Maia when I step into the /heem/ Octagon. You're Dada 2500.

>>76358202
>prayers

*cringe*

>>76357624
>Cyborg is Natty
Can't make this shit up

>>76358067
Even more though
He already calls him Weasel, what not

>>76358230
Are you epileptic?

>>76358226
Cardio can always be corrected.

>>76358228
>>>/asp/

>>76358166
What if aldo bulked to 190 like him

>>76357624
>what are some opinions that make you a triggered little bitch

none

i laugh at you dorks every single day for sperging out about the most minute things in the world

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>>76358249

>>76358185
larkin

""Be content to act, and leave the talking to others” - Baltasar Gracian

I only have to thank my ‘dad' Andre Pederneiras, the best team in the world, Nova Uniao, because if it wasn’t for them I wouldn’t be the people’s champion, and (thank) all my trainers, who did a super well done job and got me ready, and all my fans who are always with me, here’s my love and my thank you. I’m speechless with all the love I’ve received until today, and every word you send to me. Thank you.

The rest, fuck it, because I’ll come back, because we go down so we can get back up!! That’s it!! We’ll be back!! "


Aldo's statement after 212. Good lad

>>76358244
Do you know what that big boy word means?

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>>76358273

i might be able to partially heem at least one person ITT

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>>76358248
pic related

>>76358281
>big boy word
lol this chump is gonna have a heart attack when he gets to his SATs

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>>76358290

>>76358297
Oh so youre the mobileposter spammer

Yikes!

That's enough attention for you for one day!

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what's unironically the next best scheduled fight?

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>>76358185

>>76358314
Dunno what you're talking about, guy, but if you can identify people on the Chins based on posting patterns, your life has already peaked.

>>76358280

Good

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>>76358351
>being too much of a bitch to reply directly
>on an anonymous website
baka

based cruiseposter

>>76358386
>stutter typing
You definitely spend too much time here.

>>76358079

I'd bang my mom if she looked like that and offered me chicken tendies at the cost of no big-boy points too.

and to keep it heem related, I like mighty mouse but I do hope he fights TJ and still wins that title defense.

>>76358351
>>76358386
good posts, don't give the spammer any (You)'s

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>the autism in this thread is so thick

>>76358280
wgaf

>>76358407
>posting for fake internet points
I wonder where I've seen that before.

>>76358412
>being this much of a dweeb
You posting in your kimono bruh?

What's your favorite upcoming fight?

>>76358422
i do Aldo is cool don't be rude

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>Aldo getting btfo
>Mighty Manlet getting destroyed by Dana
>War "Machine" getting life in prison
This week has been based

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>d-dweeb i-i b-b-bet youre in a k-kimono!!!

https://youtu.be/VKo6lT1Ww7E

Interview with platinum

He has some metal in his stomach that is causing internal bleeding. He doesn't know where it came from. Probabaly swallowed his grill.

>>76358431
Khabib/Tony, TJ/DJ, Jones/DC, Choi

>>76358444
>when autism short-circuits

BASED cruiseposter workin the marks HARD

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>i-if i-i say it a-again it'll be f-f-funny this time r-right guys!!!???

>>76358470
>when I post Cruise for the 10th time, it'll be funny right?
sad 2bh

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/war-machine-sentence-christy-mack-assault/amp

War machine got 36years-life

>>76358466
When rankings still meant something

>>76358480
dude, stop replying. you look desperate

>>76358487
he will be 71 years old before he can be up for parole

where will you be?

>>76358500
Shitposting on heem in virtual reality

>>76358492
desperate for what?
>>76358493
just posting out the hypocrisy, Captain Sperg

>>76358487
Good. Woman beaters are scum of the earth.

>>76358500

out trying to bang an old christy mack

>>76358508
*tips fedora*

If you cheat on your maniac mma fighter boyfriend expect to get hurt

>>76358523
did she really send him a picture of her with the new guy?

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Reminder that there are only LOSERS in internet fights.

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>>76358531

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>>76358545

>>76358523
You're emotionally unstable.

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>le b-b-bill s-smith!!

>>76358544
It clearly means a lot to that guy to win the internet fight, though, if he's gonna resort to kimonoposting. I can't let that happen.

>>76358547
what did he mean by this

>>76358540
Yeah straight after he lost a fight as well, which is a shit feeling to begin with. I really hope they release him earlier than that

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>>76358550

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>k-kimonoposting!!! I-I-I c-c-c-cant l-let that h-h-happen!!!!!

Is the mod off on a hotpockets run? Put these losers in a cool down or something.

>>76358549
Most people are

>>76358565
no sir

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>I really hope they release him earlier than that

>>76358556
>kimonoposting

Dont even want to know what your sperg speak means

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>n-n-no s-sir!!!!

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>>76358580
lol it's not much of a mystery my guy
>>76358589

Cant you retards just agree that you are both losers and move on?

>>76358593
Yeah it is because not everyone is a mega sperg like you

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>>76358610
Only if you agree you're also a loser.
>>76358614
Connect the dots instead of being autistically hostile in the face of the unknown.
>>76358612

>>76358627
>connect the dots to my autism
No thanks

>>76358466
wait what? Frankie Edgar was once the 155lbs champ? Wow, didnt know that. Gotta work on my MMA history knowledge...just became a fan after Conor got huge

>>76358637
Frankie is unironically the p4p goat

>>76358632
You're right there, though. Burning hot.

Aldo should fight cub in november

>>76358640
natty goat

On a side note, who is going to be the 165lb champ?

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>>76358658
I doubt it. You need this too much to let go. It's going to eat you up all day if you let me get the last word.

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>wait what? Frankie Edgar was once the 155lbs champ? Wow, didnt know that

>These are the peeps you discuss MMA with

>>76358660
cub just got the feeling back in his face from those aldo knees

>>76358663
Khalabib

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Hello

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>Stipe will get past Ngannou

>>76357466
Wait....who took this picture and how did they get so high?

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>>76358687
>kimonoposter on to the next one in less than 30 seconds after compensating for his crushed ego
impressive

>>76358637
>wait what? Frankie Edgar was once the 155lbs champ? Wow, didnt know that.
Go study and come back when you've got the basics.

Why are Hawaiians so based?

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>manlets

>>76358701
No one cares dude. Stop sperging already.

>>76358722
you cared enough to reply though. think abou DAT

>>76358730
Thats like saying your bully growing up cared about you because he called you a faggot every day

>>76358718
if every title defense added an inch he'd still be shorter than stipe

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>its an incredibly old reaction pics battle thread

>>76358701
Not a kimono poster. Sry

>>76358718
If he really is waking up at 143 I don't see how he will have much trouble making 125. Mighty manlet needs to take the fight.

>>76358743
nah, it's more like saying some little stickboy dickhead tried to play camp counselor while nose deep in the asshole of the internet

off yourself, cipher

"Be happy to act. Let the talk to others" - Baltasar Gracián

I just have to thank Paizão Andre Pederneiras, the best team in the world because if it were not for them I not be the champion, to all my coaches who did the work super well done and left me ready and to all the fans that always are With me, here is my affection and my thank you. I am even speechless to speak of all the affection I received and I receive until today, every word of affection that they send me. Thank you.
The rest fuck because I'm going back, because we fell to get up !! Then that's it!! Let's go back!!

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Rate this card:
Holly Holm vs. Bethe Correia
Andrei Arlovski vs. Marcin Tybura
Dong Hyun Kim vs. Colby Covington
Tarec Saffiedine vs. Rafael dos Anjos
Takanori Gomi vs. Jon Tuck
Cyril Asker vs. Walt Harris
Justin Scoggins vs. Ulka Sasaki
Li Jingliang vs. Jonathan Meunier
Kwan Ho Kwak vs. Russell Doane
Naoki Inoue vs. Carls John de Tomas
Lucie Pudilová vs. Ji Yeon Kim
Alex Caceres vs. Rolando Gabriel Dy

>>76358763
No. Its more like you getting called a faggot

>off yourself
Get help, loser.

>>76358774
10/10 and anyone who disagrees is a misogynist.

>kimonoposting

Imagine actually unironically typing this out

>>76358718
horrible picture.

>>76358752
it's cool, man. your secret's safe with me ;^)

>>76358774
garbage in terms of quality but not bad for memes

>>76358778
good one. fuck off. i'm sure you've got smegma to slurp

>>76358774
if CTE is real andrei arlovski will be a vegetable

>>76358789
mine was tailored to capture the spirit of arizona iced tea. what about yours?

>>76358794
Reply again

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>>76358801
You know he is going to fight in Russia, Rizin, or Bellator after he finishes his contract with the UFC too.

>>76358824
Again

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>>76358828
now u

whose that dude who does the cool ufc fan art graphic designs

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GIMME YER BELT FOOKING COCONUT NIGGER

>>76358845
wow ur really making this monkey dance

>>76358850
bosslogic?

>>76358850
The kimonoposter

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>the state of /heem/

>>76358880
Its one weird loser sperging out about kimonos

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>>76358876
h-how are you doing this to me???!

>>76358690
Callen standing on Joes shoulders

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Do you think Sage would beat Aldo at 155?

>>76358857
>bosslogic?
thank you

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>Women

>>76358908
>Average Libertarian

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>>76358884
you're just mad cuz it describes you
>fuck mighty mouse that manlet! i'd beat his ass!

>>76358908
Don't people get less for murder?

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>>76358908
Good riddance

>>76358941
in 1st world countries

it's not his first felony btw

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>hey bros, you ready for some h*lla f***in epic schaubposting? XD

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Are these abs possible without steroids?

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>lmao @ ur lyfe if u think borrachinha isnt natty. i go to the gym 6x a week and know for a fact u can achieve that physique with #hardworkdedication. get a life losers!

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>>76358997

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>>76358982
she paid for that ppv in singapore i wonder how much the PPV costs there

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>cruiseposting and studying the blade. I need nothing else.

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Is this a good soccer team?

Ok so I finally watched the fight

what's with everyone saying aldo is deleted? He won the first handily, the second was close at the end but he landed more shots and won it imo, and the third was even competitive until the knockdown, although Holloway was getting the better of the exchanges. Aldo ate some hard shots and kept coming forward, and he also didn't really look all that tired. He looked as tired as a guy who was punching a lot and getting hit in his body should, and he was still throwing heat and moving his feet. Holloway just beat him, and not because Aldo wasn't 100%. You guys lied to me

>>76359065
All i know is he was winning until he lost

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>>76358908
what the fuck!!!!??? why does it have to end like this? he should get like 5 years max

any1 got the webm of the crowd tits at 212

I invoke the spirit of comfy
The God Blanket its commander
To lay here a cozy veil
To calm our fellows spergers with this veil

So we could stand here strong
Our bearings nil undounted
By Shaubposter and Coralsprings
Or any of the persons with loose hinges
Arguing over petty things

With no shitposting current too strong
To quench the reasonable with wrong
A veil so warm and fair
To set a true example of this /heem/ affair

A God to watch all of us from its cover
And stop our discourse falling over
From excrement postings and all things a brow lower

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>grappling is cancer. can't wait until the UFC gets rid of it

>>76359104
This, for me 8-9 years max because repeat offender

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>>76358774
holm vs betch main event

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>>76359116
Schaub bless brother

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>>76359120
wonder if he will kill himself again, i hope everyone here is still boycotting 24 hour fitness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3VpxYq5h4

>>76358487
do they get internet in prison?

srs

>>76357466
I watched his podcast for the first time the other day, he's actually much less cringey on his own show than he is on the Joe Rogan fight companion thing.

I hate fight companion desu, Joe clearly has zero respect for Schaub, he talks over him all the time and doesn't really listen to him even when he has a good point. This only makes Schaub desperate to impress him in some way, saying whatever he thinks he will like, trying to finish other people's sentences to appear smart etc. I think it's clear that Joe only brings him on the show because he's only the person dumber than he is and he wants to appear smarter by comparison.

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K I M B O

>>76359144
>tfw too smart for civilization

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Is schlooby still ducking rich piano?

>>76359065
He started out strong but it's clear now that Aldo has lost a step. His reaction time after a missed punch looked terrible. The only reason he looked OK is because Max was just feeling him out.

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Who knows this could be good for War, hopefully they just let him do his thing and throw down in the prison yard and not put him in solitary over one little scuffle. Just want to let him bang.

>>76358718
>waking up at 143
mighty manlet on suicide watch

>>76359164
The Big Brown Breakdown is actually good. Just pure, unadultered fight talk from the GOAT for ~2 hours. TFATK devolves into random nonsense too much for my taste.

>>76359176
who is his lucky cellmate?

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>>76359164
Couldn't have worded it better myself. This is why I adore the Big Brown Breakdown. Schaub is more than capable of providing intelligent analysis on the latest news/fights in MMA.

>>76359194
>The Big Brown Breakdown is actually good
can you even take yourself serious?

>>76359203
Have you ever even listened to it? Or do you just take a haters word for it?

>>76358908

>start a relationship with a pornstar
>you won't even get sex in your private life as exciting as what she does for a living

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>>76359203
I think you'd be surprised. Have you ever listened to it?

What else ya got chin?

>>76359226
>>76359203
>>76359194
>>76359142
>swabposters

>>76358970

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>>76359226


>mfw i see dat fine ass

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Could Aspen Ladd beat Joanna?

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Looks like Edgy Brah was inspired by Brendan.

Could anyone help me apply for a job?

heem related

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>>76359273
Bigg Ladd is 165 pounds. Yes

>>76359302
http://mmajobs.m.teamworkonline.com

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>>76359116
>>76359142
>By Shaubposter and Coralsprings
>Or any of the persons with loose hinges
>Schaub bless brother

>>76359302
i could hire u, do u have good legs?

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who wins this unironically?

>>76359314
No it's in a grocery store I think you call it.
I have to write a paragraph on why I applied for the position

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>>76359306


What happened in female mma fighters childhoods that made them start mma?

>>76359330
always wanted to be a bagger in five years you hope you're still bagging

>>76359330
Write about Jason Genova, the worlds most famous bagnoh, and explain how he is your hero.

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>>76359329
>this is even a question

>>76359351
*bag boy

>>76359345
I don't get this?

>>76359329
>>76359365
fuck Calvillo, that ugly little gremlim shit. I hope JoJo knocks her block off

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>>76359306
she is facing the jessica eye the best boxer in the ufc that's a huge first test

>gets humiliated by dom cruz
>gets a division made for him when dana was being a megalomaniac about the ufc
>beat literal nobodies and dont draw a dime
>cry that youre the best despite not HAVING Anything to show for it
>rightfully gets paid dime
>be scared and run away from silly dilly on your first opportunity to make an actual interesting fight

and there were people riding who mouse's dick here, kys fags

>>76359391
It's only the redditors riding his dick.

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>>76359379

>>76359403
and kimonoposters who believe in his brave spirit of ultimate bushido and once-in-EVER flawless technique

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is this the natty limit?

>>76357624
Andrade by Decision

>>76359391
His fight with Cruz was more competitive than people think. He was doing well on the feet and wasn't getting pummeled on the ground

>>76359403
lol even they've turned on him

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6fhkad/mighty_mouse_believes_he_should_be_put_on_a_conor/

>>76357667
You have to go back.